That reminds me of when I asked for a guy's ID (liquor) and his picture was cockeyed. I made a comment about joke photos and then lookup up to see he was just cockeyed and I felt bad, even though he laughed about it. Is it normal to assume people secretly hate you for that kinda stuff?
He asked Seth McFarlane not to place him in scenes involving Batman ...he only was used once in reference to it and that was when he was climbing the side of a building and he did it right before he died
Stolen comment Oh wait this is 2020 we don’t take normal to any jokes anymore unless they’re really offensive so I have to let everybody know that I was being sarcastic. I was being sarcastic.
Dark humor is life Lots of people hate it A kid and his dad are walking through the woods, the kid says it’s dark out and he’s scared they should go back. The dad says how do you think I feel I’m going to have to come back alone
Tom Tucker was quoted as saying "The Chinese ambassador was quoted as saying, ‘Ooh, tiger mom, egg foo young, practice your piano-math’. I dunno, probably not that”.
Cleveland : “Our mattress still has the chalk outline from where my uncle Leonard got killed by his third wife. She poured hot grits on em’ them shot him.” Joe : “YOU STILL SLEEP ON THAT?!?!?” Cleveland : “We flipped it over”.
@@GaylordRobinson Offensive ≠ dark. If you feelings are hurt by a joke it doesn't mean that the joke is "dark". If it is above and beyond fucked up is it considered "dark".
Says so much about people that this is considered dark humor now. This shit was so tame when it came out. Now people have a fucking panic attack seeing this kind of humor
@@Rattenhoofd enjoying actual comedy isn’t being edgy buddy. “Edgy” is just a buzzward thrown around to silence people who want to speak up about crap coming from idiots like you. Also should clarify, talking about your first comment. That other guy is just a nazi
@@kevinnigins9488 "Edgy" is not a buzzword, but an accurate way to describe certain comedians or comedies, among others. I'm pretty sure Seth MacFarlane himself would say Family Guy is edgy. I'm talking about edgelords though, which IS a buzzword. I use it to describe people who say things like "This shit was so tame when it came out. Now people have a fucking panic attack seeing this kind of humor." I personally think it's a very apt term.
oblivexx that’s not even true. There were tons of deaths on their voyage, half the crew died. And the “villages he pillaged” were pillaging one another before the Europeans arrived, so enough w/ the revisionism.
0:34 ......Yeah, it’s sort of hard to act upon something that wasn’t actually happening. I mean, when the laws of physics, chemistry & biology in this universe prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the outrageous claims made are physically impossible, by orders of magnitude, the hoax can only be maintained in those who don’t know, those who love the emotion they experience from thinking it’s real, or those especially dark hearted folk who’ve profited mightily from it.
3:14 Columbus, Spices. Are you implying that Columbus reached India, no he didn't. he get credit for discovering America even though he didn't discover America either.
Which scene made you laugh the hardest?
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Choicest Clips Christopher Columbus
Ohh tiger mom egg Fu young lmao
The pilot one
the "cheap jew" one
Choicest Clips cheap Jew one
“They all died with dignity. God bless em.” 😂😂😂
Michael Kutu 😭😂
Hey joe
David Hudspeth what there’s no joe here
*w h o s j o e*
@@oh1runningtooth709 Joe mama
😭😭
The pigeon always gets me. 😂😂
Me2 and im jewish lol
Appallo Kelley I don’t get it lmfao
Yung Madlock
Bird 1: cheap
Bird 2: Jew
true
Jew
“Here’s the medicine for your brain injury”
“Oh now I feel bad”
“Quoting random parts in the video isn’t a good or funny comment”
-me
The only time I can recall where stewie showed remorse for looking down on others.
@@stinger59605 does meg count too?
@@pxilant5031 who's me?
That reminds me of when I asked for a guy's ID (liquor) and his picture was cockeyed. I made a comment about joke photos and then lookup up to see he was just cockeyed and I felt bad, even though he laughed about it.
Is it normal to assume people secretly hate you for that kinda stuff?
Joseph Stalin once said dark humor is like food....not everybody gets it
I have that T-shirt.
@d00bZubElEk oh my god, reallyy?
@d00bZubElEkr/wooosh
Omg I've seen that shirt!
Ah Stalin... he gave us so much... Thanks Joe
Paint your PC black so it could run faster, but it refuses to work after 1 hour of use.
My old acer was literally like that down to the quits working...
cringe
I can’t stop laughing did you make that up???
A n o n lol
Paint you PC black so it *can* run faster, but it’s refuses to work after 1 hour of use
Familt Guy had adam west on the pay roll yet didnt use him for the actual batman scene.
Copyright infringement
Adam West is dead......
@@Bensonu3o3uq I think he was still alive when they recorded that episode.
Futility belt
He asked Seth McFarlane not to place him in scenes involving Batman ...he only was used once in reference to it and that was when he was climbing the side of a building and he did it right before he died
2:16
"Okay, I guess I'll just sit here and read a _f***ing_ magazine."
I lost it. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Intergalactic homosexual" what?!😂
Roger from American dad
Average twitter user
@@ithaca2076 LMFAO
That would be David Bowie, and Marilyn Manson.
"Dark humor is like clean water, not everyone one gets it."
-some random TH-cam comment I saw
I was in Nicaragua last month
Trying to wash your retainer with a bottle of water is madness
Now that's the truth
But nor water
Or are you saying everybody gets food
Stolen comment
Oh wait this is 2020 we don’t take normal to any jokes anymore unless they’re really offensive so I have to let everybody know that I was being sarcastic.
I was being sarcastic.
Oh yeah my family buys water with some minerals in it so when I grow up I’m getting a filter to erase them all.
Fresher. Better.
"Ah you know what? It's a Cert."
The obscure brand reference, the casual way he says it... had me dying.
Batman usually appears only at night
Ben Israelson I don’t get it
Chris Vargas Exactly!
@@chrisvar_ Certs are like... Minty Rolaids.
2:16 that caught me off guard, l was expecting to hear a bleep.
The bleeps are on the Fox version, the adult swim has it uncensored and the more funny nonPC jokes
Didn't even catch that, whoa
@@kaic4346 No, adult swim has it censored. Hulu doesn't.
Dark humor is life
Lots of people hate it
A kid and his dad are walking through the woods, the kid says it’s dark out and he’s scared they should go back. The dad says how do you think I feel I’m going to have to come back alone
Actually when the kid says it's dark out and he's scared, he means that there's a whole bunch of black people outside and he's afraid of them.
Bloody nice dark humour you got there
This isn’t really dark humour but okay
Some of it is
Mistro Gaming I was thinking the same thing
These aren’t for normal people. This is what SJWs consider “dark”. They’re ruining comedy
The Dark Wolf preach dude
Mistro Gaming what the hell is “preach”. Looked it up, it’s talking about some church stuff, what is that has to do with anything??
0:00 Anti-Semitic Pigeon
0:39 Batman’s Utility Belt
1:08 A Stranger’s Conversation
1:34 Stop Calling Me!
1:45 Asian Facial Hair
1:59 Autopilot
2:20 Bono’s Own Glasses
2:55 Christopher Columbus
3:19 Mattress
3:31 Male Nurse
3:51 Baby Panda
Didn't he say futility belt?
2:58 the entire history of the netherlands
"Cause the spices out here ARE AMA ZING" 😂😂
Hard to believe wars were fought over spices
More about the trade routes than the spices themselves
2:55 what u came for your welcome
You're a dumbass
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
@@straightmalecaucasian1453 Nope. People who call people dumbasses for no reason are dumbasses.
Gaylord Robinson nah you're just a dumbass
Walter
3:29 as a black guy, I actually relate to that
The one with Stewy in the pharmacy was a classic. As if a three year old would stand in line to pick up his methadone.
practice your piano math! Im dead!
Yeah he does
“The Chinese ambassador was quoted as saying, ‘Ooh, tiger mom, egg foo young, practice your piano-math’. I dunno, probably not that.”
Tom Tucker was quoted as saying "The Chinese ambassador was quoted as saying, ‘Ooh, tiger mom, egg foo young, practice your piano-math’. I dunno, probably not that”.
Tom Tucker Carlson
That phrase was incredibly racist!
Does Netflix still have the uncensored version?
Why do you keep talking about Netflix, I hate streaming services, dick
@@tabithacourtney9493 tf you calling him a dick for you bum, take your hands off the keyboard
No Netflix doesn’t even have family guy no more
Deathpie24 Goop26 Ha. No
I think they removed family guy from Netflix
Panda looks like the bear from Brickelberry
True
Didn’t think anyone else watched thar
I love that show.
This isn’t really dark humour but okay
Cleveland : “Our mattress still has the chalk outline from where my uncle Leonard got killed by his third wife. She poured hot grits on em’ them shot him.” Joe : “YOU STILL SLEEP ON THAT?!?!?” Cleveland : “We flipped it over”.
Thank God he doesn't sleep on it.
@@Super-BallSharp He's just quoting it because he thinks he's funny, wtf is wrong with you get off drugs
Pure gold when you need a comic hit.
1:12 it feels like every day is a bad day for Stewie.
How is the Bono thing dark humor? It’s really not that dark. “Oh no they call him gay.” That’s not dark
Making fun of gay people is bad. Bad things happening for humor is dark humor.
@@GaylordRobinson Offensive ≠ dark. If you feelings are hurt by a joke it doesn't mean that the joke is "dark". If it is above and beyond fucked up is it considered "dark".
@@GaylordRobinson thats not bad.... lol how about being born with no legs or where you can't speak right then the jokes can be bad
@@mattt115 As a Gay man, I applaud a Gay joke but discrimination against us is pathetic.
Lol, Intergalactic Homosexual. It just rolls of the tongue.
So this is what the general public considers "dark." Kind of like how a white guy from New York might consider Taco Bell spicy.
you're on TH-cam, not 4chan
As a New Yorker I find this very true
I know this ain’t dark to me at all
Guy: oh my gosh taco Bell has so much spicy burritos it's almost unbearable I can't eat anymore too much spicyness *stabs self*
StoutCrown93 😂😅
The guy at 1:28 genuinely seems like a nice guy.
Yeah!
1:12 who else really liked this guy
1:32 “ oh now i feel bad “ this was the most relatable one so far
1:48 killed me. As an Asian man, I can confirm it. 😂😂😂
I don’t understand it
The one time Peter almost understood the baby.
Bono’s intergalactic homosexual sunglasses had me dying
That last one with Tom had me dying
3:03 Those are some weird spanish names.
0:44: The Dark Knight in a nutshell.
1:36 wtf, since when Peter says directly that he cant understand stewie? he always just ignore him...
I feel like there’s some kind of joke in what Stewie says, but I never understood it.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Must be more than 18 cuz my basements still dark
“Ok. I guess I’ll just sit here and read a fuckin magazine.” I laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:01 she should’ve taken the stamps
1:02 Why Is There No Blood?
dark humor fuels me.
a n d w o w h o w " d a r k "
I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE BIRD WAS SAYING LMAOO
Says so much about people that this is considered dark humor now. This shit was so tame when it came out. Now people have a fucking panic attack seeing this kind of humor
The only thing worse than an edgelord is an edgelord boomer.
@O Apeleftherotís ton Anthropón Aftís tis epochís Spoken like a true edgelord boomer. I find your elitism misguided.
@@Rattenhoofd enjoying actual comedy isn’t being edgy buddy. “Edgy” is just a buzzward thrown around to silence people who want to speak up about crap coming from idiots like you. Also should clarify, talking about your first comment. That other guy is just a nazi
@@kevinnigins9488 "Edgy" is not a buzzword, but an accurate way to describe certain comedians or comedies, among others. I'm pretty sure Seth MacFarlane himself would say Family Guy is edgy. I'm talking about edgelords though, which IS a buzzword. I use it to describe people who say things like "This shit was so tame when it came out. Now people have a fucking panic attack seeing this kind of humor." I personally think it's a very apt term.
That's why I love family guy! 😂
The Bono thing had me roling xdd
0:08 by the whole world they mean America basically... :)
3:20 I did that too, but the man just from natural causes. It's a nice bed
My main take-away from this: if someone is nice to you in public, they have a brain injury
This is the only part 3 in TH-cam with more views than part 2.
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I liked your comment
@@jwswe7732 Madlad...
notification
@@beta400rr2 god damn it
I think you do want the notification
I love all these deleted scenes
1:14 I was unfortunately Stewie in that situation once; woman wouldn't stop talking about her nephew
The Christopher Columbus joke went over my head as the only casualties on that trip where the villages he pillaged.
oblivexx that’s not even true. There were tons of deaths on their voyage, half the crew died. And the “villages he pillaged” were pillaging one another before the Europeans arrived, so enough w/ the revisionism.
@@michelmichaels6644 oh, Oversimplified made it really simple also Adam Ruins Everything
Racist jokes isn't the same as dark humour. Funny stuff eiter way, but misleading title mate.
It is flower
Thank God someone else sees it.
Racist jokes can be dark humour depends on the joke.
Then what is?? Its one of them
Was thinking the same. Half of these I wouldn't even classify as dark humor.
They all died with dignity god bless them 😂😂😂👍👍
HAHAHAHA EPIC FAMILY GUY
Thanks Seth for getting most of these from the laugh factory
That "never again" felt sincere af.
The guy in line was really well done
"Reminds me of that Steinfeld episode, 'no sauce for you' right?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the bitcoin tip in the description
Sad the same thing is happening in Chia 0:12
0:34 ......Yeah, it’s sort of hard to act upon something that wasn’t actually happening. I mean, when the laws of physics, chemistry & biology in this universe prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the outrageous claims made are physically impossible, by orders of magnitude, the hoax can only be maintained in those who don’t know, those who love the emotion they experience from thinking it’s real, or those especially dark hearted folk who’ve profited mightily from it.
No u
0:50 what about a bat credit card?
John Martin it's a padlock that wouldn't work at all
That do not exist anymore I burn it
Well, they have to draw the line somewhere.
Or bat shark repellent
Vincent Malpica how that would do anything?
they all died with dignity god bless them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh thanking you😂😂😂😂
The video: *Is about Family Guy
TH-cam: American Dad
I forgot that Bono has glaucoma and I always wondered why he had those sunglasses.
I was wondering what's so funny about Bono's glasses
0:10 Jesus Christ, ten seconds into the video and we're already getting a Jew joke. Godammit, Family Guy
“Long line huh?”
“There’s two of us”
yeah cause I didn't watch the video
“Never again”
China:……………..
1:42 was that a halo reference?
Yea
Lol “we need quagmire in this group so we can be serious like a Asian with a beard”🤣😂
2:29 I mean, to be fair to Bono. He has glaucoma.
The pharmacy one 😂
Some of these weren’t dark humour.
But still a good compilation of funny family guy moments 🙂
3:18 the spices here are to die for
How is this all dark humor?
Kevin Wilson the war wasn’t about them the allies didn’t know about it until much later in the war
Kevin Wilson wrong person
Le Blue Scout don’t worry 😂😂
Its mostly racial humor, not that much really
Society has made us soft.
Nice video length
Hahaha! (Stewie talking to Peter) Peter: “I can’t understand you, stop calling me! Stupid foreigners.”
0:15 oh man I died ahahah
"They all died with dignity God bless them"
00:17 “Jew Jew”😂🤣
Cheap! CheapCheap!
@Black the combination of the two bird calls sounds like the insult “cheap Jew “ referring to a mean stereotype of Jewish people
@Black it is
Nice video duration
I liked this video for the racial comments not the actual vid lol
How have I never seen some of these before? I’ve seen every family guy episode
You've gotta love the glory of cutaway
It’s good that they acknowledged the rest of the worlds inaction during the Holocaust, really a tragedy.
" Made for an intergalactic homosexual"
2:47 had me like 😅😅🤭 .
My humor so dark it did a drive by on me
2:44 Seth Green has entered the chat...
This comment section is comedy gold
Yeah. Funnier than the actual video.
I finished part 2 and clicked on this and got an ad for a Herpes medication. 😂😂😂
@Diego Brando I am, but I don't have Herpes. 🤣
"never again" you say while China is currently doing it and America used to do it to Japaness people under second world war alongside Germany.
I die of laughter every video you make like if u agree
LOGANslashGAMER thanks
Shut up bitch
Most of it were not dark humor but in other ways morally questionable.
3:14 Columbus, Spices.
Are you implying that Columbus reached India, no he didn't.
he get credit for discovering America even though he didn't discover America either.