...not? He's depressed because his relationship, foundational to his life as he knows it, is over, which won't change by revenge. The joke is that he's giving bad advice, showing Peter is super unqualified to be a crisis counselor.
@@cwoy3206 Jews are weak and servile, and their success comes through avoid direct conflict and being subversive, akin to an animal in nature that survives by avoiding fights.
@ you’re right!! Great catch, I mixed up the scene where Stewie was outside the restaurant with Brian with the one where it happens to Chris this episode. Kinda funny there is multiple scenes of the brothers getting randomly mugged haha.
"Stupidity" always carries it further than "dumb". It requires a combination of parts, often in the worst possible way, whereas dumb can just stand there drooling in the corner (or even be barely functional and wholesome).
It's so good to me how this show manages it's tone. It is irreverent and crass and incredibly violent with some real pathos built in. The show isn't afraid to explore different sides of characters than you've seen, it's not afraid to do things that would piss off fans, and it's also not afraid to have genuine emotion.
4:37 McFarland is savage. Triple wammy. Corrupt Government, children starving, and a sneaky gentile mosquito sneaking in for scraps, making you laugh, savage.
“Sensing the impending battle, a flock of Jews flys quickly away as avoiding confrontation is their best chance at survival”. Best thing I’ve ever heard
I don't get it. He said the guy looked Korean, but clearly that is a drawing of a Vietnamese guy. Look at the hat! Peter may be a talented sketch artist, but he is so ignorant. 🙄😉
😆😆🤣🤣🤣 that asian American sketch is Legendary!! First time seeing it I was actually eating Chinese food in had to spit it all up cause I almost choked lololol.
@HVY526 yeah you're absolutely right GenZ kid. Just try not to get offended by people breathing air. Try not to get emotional over this comment. Please don't cry.
Love Family Guy but how this show is still on TV with all the very sensitive overly literal people in the world that were oddly enough raised on this show is beyond me.
their older seasons are the best ones with the most offensive jokes, the more you progress into the show it gets pretty bland and weird, all episodes now revolve around stewie being queer, brian being insufferable, and peter’s really not that funny anymore , feels kinda like they ran out of ideas. imo, the show went to shit when Seth Macfarland (the creator of family guy) stopped writing it!
"Doesn't it make more sense to kill her?" Lmao
I love that part with all my heart
One of the best family guy jokes ever! 😂😂😂
Yes, it does.
That’s a horrible suggestion, but Peter does have a point.
It makes WAY more sense to kill her!
"Harry's choice of lifestyle is wrong, so we're gonna beat him up for it" - gets me every time🤣
1st
He ain't wrong. lol
wait, don't use the bats like that!
@@crocboy226Facts (waiting for a gay person to cry underneath the replies)
@@Livinghopefulandhonest yeah lmao
1:18 "are we being robbed?"
I love Stewie
that one killed me
🤣🤣🤣too offensive
L😅L
Im black and I'm over here dead😂 💀
Loose Louis
1:54 that's not joke, but pure logic.
Based!
True
So true
You are kinda of right
...not? He's depressed because his relationship, foundational to his life as he knows it, is over, which won't change by revenge. The joke is that he's giving bad advice, showing Peter is super unqualified to be a crisis counselor.
"Loose Lois" is insane
😂😂😂😂 I just understand that
Are we being rob? 🤣🤣🤣
@@saver2133😶👉👌
@maniac photo21 come on brah 😂
@@saver2133in this phrase “loose” means sexually promiscuous or slutty, so “loose lois” is saying lois is very sexually active lol
4:45 *_"BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZZ!!"_*
Lmao! That was...unexpected 😂
This one was the most dark 😂
The Italian man vs the black woman killed me. 🤣
The flock of Jews flying away
@@ForeverSunny3 im so sorry but i did not get that joke. can you explain please ?
@@cwoy3206jews.
@@Techno_Avatar porco dio, you’re just american fra
@@cwoy3206 Jews are weak and servile, and their success comes through avoid direct conflict and being subversive, akin to an animal in nature that survives by avoiding fights.
Peters the definition of "im not racist i have a black friend" 😂
The Mosquitoes carrying them kids away then Herbert getting the last one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:44 buzz buzz buzzz😂😂
Black Herbert
@@Spidido Herb-Dingo
Herquan
Hercuelious
3:56 one of my favorite family guy jokes is that the exact guy Peter drew runs up and randomly mugs and stabs Stewie later in the episode
It's actually Chris. The character punches Chris as he comes out work or a bar can't remember which it was.
@ you’re right!! Great catch, I mixed up the scene where Stewie was outside the restaurant with Brian with the one where it happens to Chris this episode. Kinda funny there is multiple scenes of the brothers getting randomly mugged haha.
@@connorupton4200 yeah everything comes full circle haha. Love this show
I like how all the others are kinda subtle and the last guy says "Your dad had the best penis in the military!" lol.
That’s the point of the joke
@@satirical_snake I see what you did there 😉.
Lol i die everytime
kinda feels like a joke from American Dad, I guess because it's funny
could be totally unrelated.... maybe his was the cleanest cut and seen in the shower room
bunch of horndogs i swear
“Wait are we being robbed?”
This one was very funny
this one was funny
it was rasisstic, I love it though
0:30
Peter: "Hey Lance it's off, it's off!"
Lance: *So anyway, I started blasting*
Postal /Hatred in a nutshell :P
@@AC-kq5de Columbine
💀
😂😭💀
💀
'flock of jews flying away to avoid confrontation' LMAO GOT ME
"Oh wait are we being robbed?"
Damn stewie don't hold back
black i think you meant.
@@keirboyko😂😂😂😂😂
At all 😂
3:15 that aged well
I didn't think it was possible for a character to be dumber than Homer, but Peter definitely gives it his best shot.
Oooh😂
Dumb funny Caucasian characters always get me
"Stupidity" always carries it further than "dumb".
It requires a combination of parts, often in the worst possible way, whereas dumb can just stand there drooling in the corner (or even be barely functional and wholesome).
Peter has been dumber than homer for a decade now.
I've been saying and really watching to see who is dumb. It definitely is Peter 😂
2:54 the flock of jews is my favorite scene of all time💀💀
Diabito always gets me 😂
Roll back to kitchen :)
It sounds even funnier with the Spanish accent 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Momma may i have cookie 🤣
@@westSmith-sb2ri No, roll back to kitchen.
Wait, are we being robbed 🤣😂
Math teacher and driving instructor killed me.
"Time to learn math from a black guy, I guess."😂
Math is racist 😂
This was the only one that caught me off guard
@@jonjaime It's only racist if you're stupid.
@@edwardgaines6561 yup lefties are stupid
4:48 the nineteenfifties insane asylum, where the obvious pervert passes as the only normal person is hilarious asf
TH-cam moderation be like:
That suicide hotline joke is so wrong🤣🤣🤣🤣
*based
@@godnyx117 douche
😂😂😂
Is soo right you mean
You clearly never have been cheated on 😂
4:08 This is wild 💀
This is like the least offensive one
"Hey Lance, it's off, it's off!"
Lance: "The safety's off baby, yeah!"
Nice.
1:30 killed me 😂 ☠️
" a flock of jews"😂😂😂😂..as a black guy..that black women/Italian guy joke was flawless
We have a president who is a good friend for a year
I don't remember asking
@@MGrey-qb5xz I did now go home
@@MGrey-qb5xzwe don't remember asking whether you asked either
Spritual successor band of "A Flock of Seagulls" 😆
It's so good to me how this show manages it's tone. It is irreverent and crass and incredibly violent with some real pathos built in. The show isn't afraid to explore different sides of characters than you've seen, it's not afraid to do things that would piss off fans, and it's also not afraid to have genuine emotion.
ThanksGPT
@@Osmosis_Joe I promise you it's not
4:49 I’ve always love this scene, all of this pure gold, then there’s quagmire xD
What I wanna know is that, what Quagmire asked at the end, was/is that a real thing? 💀
For a few bucks.... naw man he way too cheap with it 🤣
@@villageidiot9012yes, but I’d say a bit older than 1950, that’s how they treated people with mental illnesses
They still treat them like this
"wait are we being robbed?"
I almost spat my tea
"doesn't it make more sense to kill her?" 😂💅
I tried this, and my god he’s a genius
@@ashweenisingh5157 👀
@@ashweenisingh5157😮
No to he'll with the black women
what the emojis for zesty ass nga 😂
0:22 that’s wild 😂
💀💀💀😂 iswear
This joke was kinda dark 😅
I like how Peter actually isn't a bad police sketch guy
3:57 no, he's not a bad police sketch artist at all
Quahog’s finest
Later in the episode, Stewie or Brian is assaulted by the exact looking person in the sketch.
Wasn’t it Chris who was attacked?
@@samariyagreavesdunn4963both
2:05 not offensive if its true😂
"No diabeto, roll back to kitchen" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
And so he did.
I love Diabeto
0:51 his girly pop reaction makes it even funnier😭
Remember that this was a gay stereotype, and prolly still is.
Daiabito killed me
Hahahahahahaha
Mama, can I have coo-ki 😂
Bro, Herbert as the last mosquito got laughing my lungs out all alone in my kitchen here at 2 A.M. ....I love Family Guy.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZ
"Buzz buzz buzz" says Mosquito the Pervert!! 😂😂😂😂
That sketch of the Asian guy killed me 😂
Lol the last Naval Officer to talk Quagmire is literally Stan Smith.
I closed my eyes and pictured Stan saying that and it’s too funny 😂
I don’t think you know what the word “literally” means.
@SwiggitySwooty420 Everyone else knew exactly what I meant. Go cry to someone else loser
Stewie "we're being robbed?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me so bad
And you find it funny shame
@iguvwesereynard7155 it is very funny 😂😂
The suicide hotline one was actually hilarious, and Iogical tbh.
2:25 lol diabetto lol
Roll back to kitchen lmao
the diabeto has me dying💀💀💀
Buzz buzz buzz had me laughing so hard I missed the next 2 minutes of the episode when it aired
I’m Asian, 3:57 fucking killed me lmaoooo!
How he fit two jokes into that racing scene is hilarious
2:05 it's actually a good idea 💡
1:36 i love how 🅱️eter is so innocent, in that it doesnt occur to him how much a spooky ghost carrying a torch resembles the KKK
big black man flirting with his wife, I think he knew what he was doing😂
The black lady and Italian man gets me every time 😂
1:55 good advice 😅
Huh! So...that's what you really think? Hmm...ok....let's talk later, I have the address to my ex!
I mean he's kinda of right though 😅
@@darkneon5637just pick better and you won’t get cheated on
The Columbine bit was one I couldn’t believe when I first saw it.
Family guy will go anywhere and they don’t even care
Imagine hearing someone calling peter’s wife Lose Lois 😅
I'll have to imagine it because he actually called her Loose Lois. Learn to spell, dummy!
Loose.
@Godsabitch Or doesn't care.
@@domedondoxomedon3034 nah he gutless you win
quiet
2:24 "Mammah, may I have cookie?"
"Nooo Diabeto, roll back to kichan"
Got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
"oooooonn"
The school shooting one was the wildest of all of these. Absolutely savage
2:58 the “flock” of Jews, flying away killed me 😂😂😂
The good old American humor...
The good old misused ellipsis
@@Doomed-qu8yj well said ...
shhhhh@@pankaj5080
Bruh...
@@Doomed-qu8yjnerd…
The Italian vs black woman is so NYC, spike lee "do the right thing" 😅
Rest in peace OJ
@@mastermeme what does that have to do with my comment?
4:46 nah they gave Herbert blackface ☠️
Buzz buzz buzz
🦟
Yes the blackface was the worst thing Herbert did in this scene 😐
1:52 “No no, he's got a point”
He's right though
"No No don't use them like that either .. !!" .. lmao
oh no. I get it 💀
They’re… PLEASURING HIM
@@Vanta526
Yes, why did you have to say the joke?
2:10 Peter knew his job
6:09 😭 blud was straight up
same 💀
@@Vanta526the heck you mean “same” 😭
@@BuffedAcheron I don't firggin remember the context 😭😭
@@Vanta526 wdym you can just watch the clip 😭
@@nO-YoUrE-DuRnK I MEANT THE CONTEXT BEHIND ME SAYING “SAME”
"Are we being robbed?" 🤣🤣🤣
5:27 only Quagmire
4:57 "all cripples are insane"😭😭😭
"brain dead woman to have s*x with her?"
bro's freakin created streets of menace💀
Dang those dad jokes escalated pretty quickly
"Wait, we're getting robbed?" 💀
4:37 McFarland is savage. Triple wammy. Corrupt Government, children starving, and a sneaky gentile mosquito sneaking in for scraps, making you laugh, savage.
The Italian VS! Black + Jews always gets me!😂
“Sensing the impending battle, a flock of Jews flys quickly away as avoiding confrontation is their best chance at survival”. Best thing I’ve ever heard
Nothing makes me laugh like Family Guy does.
“Don’t use the bats like that” 😂😂😂
“No no don’t use em like that either”😂😂😂
That part where herbert was like buzz buzz buzz was halarious
“Buzz buzz buzz!” 😂
The police sketch made me spit my drink 🤣
Lmfaooo
I don't get it. He said the guy looked Korean, but clearly that is a drawing of a Vietnamese guy. Look at the hat! Peter may be a talented sketch artist, but he is so ignorant. 🙄😉
“Awww… sorry I was out of it. Wait are we being robbed?” Lol that one got me good.
The Gay guy part got me😂
5:50 looking at the shoulder flap, it looks like the animators demoted him for a brief second
The way jews fly😂
"Your dad had the best penis in the military" lmao poor Quagmire, he was so scarred
HAD.
Buzz buzz buuuuuzz😂😂🔥
I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruhhh
@@Martin-xp4eb 🤣🤣🤣
THE TRAUMA 😱😱🤣
"Mama, may I have cookie?" "No, Diabito. Roll back to kitchen."lmao!!
😆😆🤣🤣🤣 that asian American sketch is Legendary!! First time seeing it I was actually eating Chinese food in had to spit it all up cause I almost choked lololol.
0:34 Damn those screams sounded so real it’s terrifying 😶
I laughed too hard at the "are we being robbed?"
The 50s insane asylum was about 95% historically accurate.
Just because you get offended doesn't mean you're right
Ok
Just because you offend people, doesn’t mean you’re right.
@HVY526 yeah you're absolutely right GenZ kid. Just try not to get offended by people breathing air. Try not to get emotional over this comment. Please don't cry.
3:18 ok but why is this one also so relaxing?
Love Family Guy but how this show is still on TV with all the very sensitive overly literal people in the world that were oddly enough raised on this show is beyond me.
their older seasons are the best ones with the most offensive jokes, the more you progress into the show it gets pretty bland and weird, all episodes now revolve around stewie being queer, brian being insufferable, and peter’s really not that funny anymore , feels kinda like they ran out of ideas. imo, the show went to shit when Seth Macfarland (the creator of family guy) stopped writing it!
I only watch the early episodes, new ones are just not funny anymore
Eh. Compared to south park it lacks both in offensive jokes and actuall content.
People dont get offended at gore and bland cutaway gags
1:10 ☠️☠️☠️ was definitely getting the treatment 😂
“Loose Lois” 💀 💀
I've seen that episode multiple times, but somehow I missed that he called her "Loose Lois"! LOFL!
2:41 this feels more of a fever dream than an offensive joke
Imagine having a dream that this was a Family Guy episode 💀
"A ghost holding a fire around"😆
3:57 thats how my friend drew my asian friend lol
0:43 is def seth
Oh absolutely
Man I love this offensive jokes its like am addicted to em
"put the bats down and use your fist!" Lmfao