Arunachaleswaran L “this is my Jew flattening machine, it’ll flatten any Jew. Simply climb behind the wheel, drive it toward a Jew and flatten him” my god Henry Ford 😂😂😂
@@grangermontag1824 Right? Maybe there was some connection here, and now look at Democratic party donors, leftie media, and Biden office. Like a pattern of behaviour or soemthing.
@@Lew0704 not in the slightest the nazis are discussed multiple times during your school time we have puplic holidays to memorate it and the ban on Nazi symbols does not extend to art or educational content and because video games are art they had not to censore it
@@HUEEY oh my God time travel What if we used motivator like...... Fire or gas or maybe .... maybe ur idea in an oven Fuck I admit it I just wanna watch him burn
@@513nd3rman People like you make us muslims look bad. Change your name to something neutral. They are wrong regarding Palestine with their "it's in the Torah that we will have a homeland again" story so they are all the sudden owed other people's land that was also colonized by England but you can't say shit like that because I don't want people to say that for example NZ shooter is a hero or something autistic like that. Also Hitler was evil and WW2 also included many muslim casualties in ex Yugoslavia. All in all you're dumb and I as a muslim disassociate myself from you and others like you.
The Hurricane I thought though, after the trump episode. It is now going to cling to the politically correct agenda. I suppose the humor is going to be bland from now on. Like as if they had enough with the show and don’t care about the ratings, and just want it to die down. I don’t know.
JAYKIK AK its not meant to offend. its purely for humour. gives us all a chance to laugh at ourselves and not take everything so serious. hence the reason many people are never offended.
Irreligious Idiot basically a stereo type of blacks not paying rent and getting kicked out of their homes/apartments, and the stereo type that Jews most likely will be the landlord.
As a Jew, I can confirm that these are all accurate. 😂 Edit: Holy shit, a lot of these responses are really aggressive! People yelling about “racism”, and “free Palestine”, etc. I WAS MAKING A JOKE. I don’t think these are accurate 100%.
I'm a Jew and I absolutely hate your comment. It is not accurate at all. These are all jokes based on stupid stereotypes! Jerusalem doesn't look like this and no we don't care about money!! When the fuck will you get that you fucking hater. We are just normal people who live in beautiful Israel. end of story. And we don't all look ugly like that, what the fuck?! And we can fucking run. We didn't start the 9/11 and we didn't sank the titanic... Fucking morons we don't even care about your fucking wars. And to think that I used to love family guy... This show is a cancer
Genetic bottleneck is what happened, caused them to have similar appearance due to population decline. European Jewish population has been diminished after the holocaust that everyone's basically everyone's cousin because there's not so many jews to marry if you're Jewish, which is why many Jewsih-American tend to marry outside the traditional Jewish-Only bride or groom.
0:00 Jerusalem 0:29 Fastest Jew in the World 0:50 A Sad Day 1:07 Lois’s Mom = Jew! 1:24 Peter’s “Jewish Heritage” 1:35 Playing Soccer 2:09 Jew-ie Griffin 2:30 Disney Hates Jews 2:52 You Stupid Jew! 3:13 Frank Maxwell 3:54 Jew-Flattening Machine 4:13 All Jews are the Same 4:28 The Jewish Dance
@Bronze Spectre "blessed are you god, master of the universe, who sanctified and commanded us, to kindle the candles of "yom tov" (the holidays)" Hannukah has a different blessing
Which scene made you laugh the most?
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I’m the fastest Jew in the world! LOL
This whole thing made me laugh!
2:04 one of the best
Arunachaleswaran L “this is my Jew flattening machine, it’ll flatten any Jew. Simply climb behind the wheel, drive it toward a Jew and flatten him” my god Henry Ford 😂😂😂
Mouskawiz scen from from American tale
“Oh look, Joe’s feeding them pennies”
Lol
LMAO
Let's take a photo
That's me.
@@mstcrow5429 Joe or the “birds”
"Breast cancer is starting to look pretty good."
Holy shit haha
@TheJandTStudios Basically, it implies that being jewish/having a jewish wife is worse than having breast cancer.
Dewd why everything is about jews?
@@jrhermosura4600 because they're still the most hated beasts on earth.
@@Nielsen1234 is it because of the money? Or the land? Lel.
@@TheDamnBeast or because it runs in the genes, breast cancer could be the next potential gen0cide lol.
"The commentary here is that Mickey Mouse hates Jews."
It is based on an urban legend that Walt Disney himself was an antisemite, when nothing could be further from the truth.
Walt Disney just hated Commies and was vocal about their infiltration in American society so the j media said he was an anti-semite. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@grangermontag1824 Right? Maybe there was some connection here, and now look at Democratic party donors, leftie media, and Biden office. Like a pattern of behaviour or soemthing.
@@carultch aww i think a whole lot of things are further from the truth.
@@petros_adamopoulos Care to share an example?
Mort running in the first 48 seconds is how it feels like to run in your dreams
Omg so true. I used to be good at moving around in my dreams but recently I’m like a puddle of goo in them lol
Especially punching
As I remember, the "Jew flattening machine" in the German version was just a "people flattening machine".
@@Lew0704 I know. And "Hitler" by "Heiler", "Jew" as traitor etc.
@@Lew0704 funny ist that they would Not have to censore IT they Just expected that they Had to so they did
Amnesius Aschenbruch I think Germany just wants to “hide” from that, what it has done
@@Lew0704 not in the slightest the nazis are discussed multiple times during your school time we have puplic holidays to memorate it and the ban on Nazi symbols does not extend to art or educational content and because video games are art they had not to censore it
Amnesius Aschenbruch you’re right🤔
But the censorship was banned only about 5 months ago. In this case I don’t understand why it was there🤷🏻♂️
Man mort is really fast
Don't be fooled when they take my money it is impossible to catch them.
Go onto a track. Put a Jew on one side and a dollar bill on the other and boom! Faster than light travel. If only nasa would listen to my ideas.
@@HUEEY oh my God time travel
What if we used motivator like...... Fire or gas or maybe .... maybe ur idea in an oven
Fuck I admit it I just wanna watch him burn
ismail WOLF that’s a little much man.
@@513nd3rman
People like you make us muslims look bad. Change your name to something neutral. They are wrong regarding Palestine with their "it's in the Torah that we will have a homeland again" story so they are all the sudden owed other people's land that was also colonized by England but you can't say shit like that because I don't want people to say that for example NZ shooter is a hero or something autistic like that. Also Hitler was evil and WW2 also included many muslim casualties in ex Yugoslavia. All in all you're dumb and I as a muslim disassociate myself from you and others like you.
"Breast cancer starting to look pretty good" well done Peter.
Starting*
Startying
Stoartang
@@kzr_1613 lol. Offended?
Starting*
I like how it says “DARK HUMOR” but it’s all Jewish jokes 😂😂
Jay Effarelti shut your neo communist Stalin nose off.
Yeah, dark humor is when a white couple gets a black baby :P
Ayeeeee
@@georgeorwellwarnedus6099 opposing nazis talking points does make you a communist you little snowflake
@@jayeffarelti1919 WOOSH
As a Jew, I can confirm all these stereotypes are true
You don't need to, your people don't shut up about it.
Indeed in isreal we all redhead pepole who eat from the ground
JEEEEWW......
Yo what was the blessing stewie said
@@norrix5122 it a lighting cendal blessing for Saturday
I just love the disney's version of Brian, and him resting the plate of cake on his belly is so adorable.
*FURRY DETECTED, FURRY DETECTED, FURRY DETECTED*
Of course this is a furry
Love how family guy doesnt care who it offends
The Hurricane I thought though, after the trump episode. It is now going to cling to the politically correct agenda. I suppose the humor is going to be bland from now on. Like as if they had enough with the show and don’t care about the ratings, and just want it to die down. I don’t know.
It's weird to think family guy has more balls than South Park when it comes down to Arabs and Allah
@@thehurricane218I came here to insult longnose tribe and find stoggaf
The Hurricane Seth isn’t a Jew
JAYKIK AK its not meant to offend. its purely for humour. gives us all a chance to laugh at ourselves and not take everything so serious. hence the reason many people are never offended.
*"Leave it to a jew to take all the fun out of being a jew.."*
So true.. so true
Oh it's true? Then you must have more than 1 example of that
A lot of jewish guys have a sense of humour about themselves and others
Rogue-Spear screw off mate its a fucking joke
1000th like ;)
@@JudahMaccabee_ Someone i know and you
Pin the eviction notice on the black guys door.. 🤣🤣🤣
Fun game.
I don't get it.
Irreligious Idiot instead of pin the tail on the donkey
I made ur comment 1k
Irreligious Idiot basically a stereo type of blacks not paying rent and getting kicked out of their homes/apartments, and the stereo type that Jews most likely will be the landlord.
The Mickey Mouse and Disney scenes are a lot funnier now that they are owned by Disney
Does Disney own the show? I am genuinely asking.
@@solinvictus1982 yeah
@@emils6734 ah ah. Absurd and brilliant.
@@solinvictus1982 You wasn’t aware that Disney bought 20th Century Fox?
3:54 in the german version he says "people-flattening machine" hahaha
6'666 Subs with 1 video? Could imagine why
They went through some very...difficult times in the 30’s and 40’s.
HmMmMmMmMmMm...
Jews are people.
@@Maw0 Do you have evidence for what you are saying?
2:59 the Rothschild
3:11 Jew-liette 😂
Dude
Ohhhhhhh, I was wondering about this part .....
Ha. Of course!
Get the Fuck outtta here!
911 likes
So basically jewish joke Compilation
basically this... now if only it had more actual dark humor :\
@@12DAMDO c'mon these jokes are darker then ashes...
@@12DAMDO These jokes are darker than my “friends” who work on my tobacco farm.
"Tough break jew mouse" killed me
He actually says Jew nose
I love it when Americans think about jews they forget about the other 70% non Ashkenazi Jews.
Exacly. Most jews in Israel are Mizrahi Jews, not Ashkenazi Jews.
Look, all I’m saying is if you put an Israeli guy next to a Iranian guy, I can’t tell the difference.
@@matthew8153 exactly
Most American Jews are Ashkenazi, so this is the basis of the stereotypes.
Stereotypes are not built for indulging exceptions.
I'm the fastest Jew in the world 😂😂😂
He is though.
*stumbles awkwardly*
He must have been because he was the only one to outrun Hitler
The 'how long until we pin the eviction notice on the black mans door' really got me 😂😂😂😂😂
I am extremely happy that a comedy like Family Guy has the right to make jokes about everything.
Everyone has the right to do it, most people just care too much about their public image.
3:39 This scene is now owned by Disney.
so is 2:36
Disney really hate Jews
I love how Stewie insults the teacher is goes back to happily smiling at 1:54
I like to think that's how other people perceive him all the time and that's why they don't understand him.
As a Jew, I can confirm that these are all accurate. 😂
Edit: Holy shit, a lot of these responses are really aggressive! People yelling about “racism”, and “free Palestine”, etc. I WAS MAKING A JOKE. I don’t think these are accurate 100%.
David Nissim I'm jewish to lol but not all i am not a ginger
“Who gets married on a Tuesday?!?”
David Nissim yes
I'm a Jew and I absolutely hate your comment. It is not accurate at all. These are all jokes based on stupid stereotypes! Jerusalem doesn't look like this and no we don't care about money!! When the fuck will you get that you fucking hater. We are just normal people who live in beautiful Israel. end of story. And we don't all look ugly like that, what the fuck?! And we can fucking run. We didn't start the 9/11 and we didn't sank the titanic... Fucking morons we don't even care about your fucking wars. And to think that I used to love family guy... This show is a cancer
Princess of Power I’m jewish too but you have to understand this is the internet, it’s literally the hub for offensive jokes
Dark humor is like food
Not everybody gets it
You gotta have a fucked up sort of mind to get them
@tony Montana humer?
Same like commie joke
I don't get what you just said
@@messianic_scam Ok, emo
0:39 When you're trying to run in your dream but can't
" Leave it to a Jew to take the fun out of being a Jew" Too funny Peter!!
1:20 had me dead😭
Doctor: Your mom was Jewish
Lois: OH MY GOD
Peter: Breast Cancer is starting to look pretty good now.
LMFAOOOOO
2:00 all the kids look the same
Genetic bottleneck is what happened, caused them to have similar appearance due to population decline. European Jewish population has been diminished after the holocaust that everyone's basically everyone's cousin because there's not so many jews to marry if you're Jewish, which is why many Jewsih-American tend to marry outside the traditional Jewish-Only bride or groom.
But one of them has this gross bald football head
Alex Shuysky …or the animation were just lazy
All the Jews kinda look the same
Alex Shuysky there was 15 million Jews in Europe before ww2 and 16 million after ww2
My humor when im alone: Bravo six, going dark!
They had a chance to name him “Frank Mousewell” and they didnt.
0:23 "Ooh, ooh! Somebody take a picture" 🤣🤣🤣
😆
It's not cute it's just freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
0:13 reminds me of cousin kyle in south park
😂
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS!!!
The soccer one was so accurate lmao it’s really like that! Gym teachers be like: “take a ball and play”😂😂😂😂😂
It’s so funny that’s really how it works in small schools
The Disney multiverse scene will always take me out... they did him so dirty at 2:38 "JEWWW" my god the hate in their faces 💀💀💀
Wow Disney really hates Jews
4:08 true fact about Henry Ford and his hate against Jewish people.
Until this video i never knew that
He was a chad.
@@adalwulf435 yes
He also warned people not to rely on the government for anything, citing the Indians as an example.
@@matthew8153 could you elaborate or cite an example
0:00 Jerusalem
0:29 Fastest Jew in the World
0:50 A Sad Day
1:07 Lois’s Mom = Jew!
1:24 Peter’s “Jewish Heritage”
1:35 Playing Soccer
2:09 Jew-ie Griffin
2:30 Disney Hates Jews
2:52 You Stupid Jew!
3:13 Frank Maxwell
3:54 Jew-Flattening Machine
4:13 All Jews are the Same
4:28 The Jewish Dance
This compilation seems to have a theme but I can't put my finger on it 🤔
Perhaps if you put your miniature thinking cap on it’ll come to you.
@@matthew8153 ...the propeller costs extra.
“This is my new flattening machine” 😂
Jew. Not new.
@@ayandak47 i will buy your entire stock
0:13 I love how one really mean one is so ambiguous
2:11 that’s an actual Jewish blessing for Hanukkah
No it's not.
@Bronze Spectre "blessed are you god, master of the universe, who sanctified and commanded us, to kindle the candles of "yom tov" (the holidays)"
Hannukah has a different blessing
@@yosefcitron5253 yes it is
@Jack Kingsley im from isreal and yes it the translation
@@yairtirosh8446 I've been saying the hanukkah blessing for over a dozen years. The blessing for chanukah ends "shel Chanukah"
Scrolling down this comment section for me was like going to party i wasn't invited lol
same. fellow Ron
@@ronthedragon5704 I hear you. fellow Dragon
I like when Stewie ask what are you going to do when Jesus comes back
That last one had me rolling. Their hair got tangled up. Lol
*TOUGH BREAK JEW MOUSE*
*HA HA*
HO HO
*HEE HEE*
Well disney owns fox now.....
RIP fivel
2:06 If only winning a trophy in real life were that easy.
It is
If it was easy, then where would the thrill be?
Accomplishment is one of the greatest feelings in the world.
Definitely on the list for watching this now.
Jew jokes aren't dark
Well, its darker than the ashes, thats for sure
This comment is gay
Itzpayday 123
They’re smoking.
Your right Anne Frankly they just aren’t funny
Jew jokes r hilarious but not dark
0:19 they came to him faster than a starving pigeon in Italy
2:38 why is Meg literally Ursula 😂
prob the best humor vid on YT!
"OH BUT LOOK HOW SHINY MY BUTTONS ARE HERE!" 😂😂 Gets me every time
As a Jew, I find this funny
Sense of humor and self mockery is a good proof of a healthy mind. :-)
Good, then you aren’t like the other few million drones.
Maybe someday we could all get along, where offensive jokes are treated without seriousness.
@@sverige11074 i killed my mom last week🤣its fun, i love watching her suffer!
0:40
Me trying to run from something in a dream
"Oh look Joe's feeding them pennies!"
I'm dead from that one
I didn't get it😟
@@dayyanahmad117 yeah it was just funny
Was it Family Guy that had the line "You mean Grandma Hebrewberg was Jewish?" :-D
Yeah she shortened it from Hebrewbergmoneygrabber.
4:08 he's got a point, I can use bathtowels to wipe my ass doesn't mean I should.
"Who gets married on a Tuesday?"
3:31 *KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE CAR*
Respect bro
😂😂😂😂😂 my new favorite TH-cam video.
"Oh look Joe's feeding them pennies" Hahahahah
When your so bored you start to watch family guy compilations
I don't know why but I like this channel very much in such a short span of time.
Larry David: "Jewish feeling where are you?!" Lol
0:39 when the game tells you to spam X to run fast but you don’t press it
Failed quick time events
Those people who put the video from the thumbnail first: *legends*
Very super funny 😆👍🏻!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Somebody take a picture” Gets me every time :D
1:22 😅. Great one peter. Wallah
Stewie's prayer is so adorable
Mort Goldman running is the funniest thing I have seen in a while
I am here for the thumbnail. It’s funny😂
1:32 why i cant find this episode on full on youtube, while every other family guy episode is on youtube
@J M thanks man
@J M do zou know where i can find all episodes of johnny bravo?
Dark humor is like a bald child
It never gets old
uh... I knew of bald children who got older.
@@GiordanDiodato You clearly didnt get the joke shut the fuck up
I like how he walks faster than he runs 😂😂😂
Whatcha talking about? That’s the fastest I’ve ever seen a Jewish person run.
He should get a gold medal.
4:05 lol ford hitting crowds since day one
That sound at 00:02 scared the hell out of me with headphones
Nice slideshow, i r8 8/8 m8.
One of my favorite knocks on Walt Disney @ 2:30
Hahahahahhh!
The Mickey mouse blowing up Fivel was pretty good too.
So sad though. :(
"Tough break jew mouse, Ha Ha!"
2:06 "Huh That Was Easy"
WOW STEWIE, IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS AND HALF MONTH TO GET TROPHY
“Oh no y..y..you can’t put your hand back up after you’ve put it down” 😂
0:23 “somebody take a picture!” lmfao
I'm Jewish that lives in israel and I love this humor. how can this offend ppl🤣peace and love guys
0:17
Oh look joes feeding them pennies.XD
As a Jew, I can say that every single one of these jokes are true
Uh-huh.
I laughed so hard at the mouse dying in the car explosion I gave myself a headache
Haha best video ever
Lebanon forever ❤ 🇱🇧
Joe is feeding them pennies hahahaha!
Dark humour is like food not everybody gets it
Lois is hotter in the Disney universe... and I'm not a Jewish person..... so I think I'm good.
Ailments killed me 😂😂😂
I like how they decide to pick it up one by one instead of handful at a time.
At 2:32, Stewie extracting Meg's heart from her chest was edited out (thumbs down). Too bad...extra dark...
Ooohhh yea I forget this is a Disney universe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Quits Hebrew School Due To Boredom*
2:10 what is he praying?
I'm curious now..
I loved the you could also use the Mona Lisa as a placemat 😂😂😂