@@MilkySubstance bahaha i love this because it's true. Pull one lobster from the tank and squash him then throw him back into the tank.... I bet is gone the next day lol
@@AdamFloro Uhh.. that's not a thing. Salt, even when it's kosher, comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Also, it tends to dissolve in the food. Shape does not have an impact on quantity. Most food takes a fair amount of salt but some food doesn't need any.
@@cliffordrosean621 Go ahead and take a cup of kosher salt, and a cup of iodized salt, and weigh them both. I haven't done it, but I'm pretty sure the iodized salt will weigh more.
+jinn194 no because he is very clearly stating that you do not speak like a normal mammal you don't eat meat like what the fuck where are your arms then mate
Gordan isn't completely against frozen things. Peas are perfectly fine frozen, and if you were to freeze the lobster for stock for later it would be fine to use as well.
Nah, Action doesn't resemble Jack in any way other than the gut. Everything else about him is all his own creation. The OP was totally accurate. Matty has the silliness and average normal vocabulary of Jack with the occasional street vibes of Action.
@@justpettet3506 you have the right to be wrong, jack black can be enjoyable (i.e: tenacious D, and some of his movies) I don't think he's good on his own. Much like Mike Myers
Josh Jennings exactly and I dont get this red cabbage slaw shit. I mostly do the slaw only with red cabbage cuz it colours the mayo and creates that sexy light purple-ish colour that looks amazing. I dont know what is that a minus for him.
DGSGCEO Thanks Capt' Obvious, but i have my comments linked to it and they will show up on there to them by adding in their twitter account. You're welcome for today's lesson.
Yeah the Ending was needless Liberal Garbage man ... Liberals always want to over politicize everything. I have been cooking since I was 8, and I don't want the Food Industry invaded by Liberals or Conservatives ..
I’m cooked as shit and I’ve probably watched this 8 times. Not tonight. Like over a year span. No like yeah a year. Matt I love you baby but you need to make more content so I can trip again cause I wanna binge a series. God bless. Jk I love you daddy gimme lobster fingerling
Bro im also cooked rn having the same experience you’ve explained it perfectly and i love you also the way he flinched from dropping it in the water was hilarious
KILLER-BEAN MuthaFucka yo crab and lobster shit is really good tho. But in order to truly like it you have had to have lived next to the ocean since you were born
@@DivineSpat I actually appreciate it and was born in Flagstaff Arizona far from the ocean so What U say holds no substance or weight it's all a personal preference and a preference of taste
Dude. You are an inspiration. Fantastic content, recipes always on point. Commentary speaks to technique that helps with other dishes. I am a huge fan :) Keep the amazing content coming!
Trump isn't better than Hillary in terms of releasing his tax returns. Methinks Trump doesn't want people to know the extent of his lying regarding; donations, net worth, how much he pays workers or how much tax he pays. Bit shady for a candidate who considers himself a "truth-teller".
Actually that's just a myth. Contrary to popular belief, are not . ... Eventually, the will die from exhaustion during a moult. Older are also known to stop moulting, which means that the shell will eventually become damaged, infected, or fall apart and they die.
There is no humane way to kill a lobster because they have no pain receptors. Also, killing them before putting them in the water isn't as fresh. I'm pretty sure it even ruins that part of the lobster.
There's no humane way to kill anything, but I'd rather have a clean blow than to be boiled alive... And apparently it's not to do with the freshness, just the texture
“Pet your lobsters.”
*immediate cut to Matty absolutely slaughtering a cooked lobster tail*
haha that got me so good! haha
nobody said it would be pretty
Or dropping a live lobster in boiling water and literally boiling it to death. I thought liberals were all eco friendly and shit
Matty seems like the type of dude you meet at a party and instantly become better friends than the people you came with.
First to comment here ig
Lies again? Grab Food USD SGD
This guy has such a personality
And such a disgusting personality and presence.
@tom bryan what the fudge is your problem
@@hopeonmars9047 what the fudge 😂😂
Jesse Pinkman welp I can’t swear so- 😂
@@tombryan1 wdym??
Was not prepared for how much it got me when he called himself “daddy”
I'm wet.
Matty: Sorry buddy
Bug: No worries
1K dislikes from people who make red cabbage coleslaw
"Pomme de terre, know what that means?"
Apple of the earth, Matty?
"FUCKEN' POTATO".
Oh
😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dead. I said the exact same thing!
Matty love ya Bro watch all the time What do you have to go FN political for .Shut up and cook . Your the best at that . Politics not do much.
Alfie 😂
I actually said "Earth apple?" Outloud.
That is right in french and in dutch
i bought a large pot at wal-mart today solely to make lobster rolls like my hero, Matty Matheson.
I bought pot today, too
i didn't.
loll
lobster rolls are heaven made food
you need a better hero, dipshit.
Didnt expect cabbage racism but okay
Right? Its 2019,matty...
And coming from a fat illustrated man
Cabbage isn’t a race.
Cabbages don't have races fuck boi
@anonymous Is this a copypasta
"Im from maine. Thats where lobsters come from."
"Its from the fuckin ocean mah dude."
😂😂😂
Bruh is that you elijah?
nigga wot
nigga wot (2)
nigga wot (3)
nigga wot (4)
'pet your lobsters'
*proceeds with a scene where the lobster is sliced In half after a decapitation
Those lobsters are just sitting there listening to how they are about to be murdered
As someone who knows lobsters, the only thing those mental fuckers are thinking "I hope my mate gets cooked first so I can fucking eat him too"
@@MilkySubstance bahaha i love this because it's true. Pull one lobster from the tank and squash him then throw him back into the tank.... I bet is gone the next day lol
😂😂😂💀
They’re from the ocean ... my dude
Finn Porter big fish theory
Josh Nordin vince staples
They used to be called ocean bugs.
**nods head violently**
It just another name for lobster bruh
I love when chefs are like "a little bit of salt" and then toss in like a cup of salt
right? 🤣
Probably using kosher salt, which is more flat than regular salt, so you have to use more than you think.
Same thing with olive oil
Only a little olive oil
Floods the plate
@@AdamFloro Uhh.. that's not a thing. Salt, even when it's kosher, comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Also, it tends to dissolve in the food. Shape does not have an impact on quantity. Most food takes a fair amount of salt but some food doesn't need any.
@@cliffordrosean621 Go ahead and take a cup of kosher salt, and a cup of iodized salt, and weigh them both. I haven't done it, but I'm pretty sure the iodized salt will weigh more.
It's great to see Jack Black's brother finally getting the recognition he deserves
I'm glad this dude is back cuz I'm tired watching those hippy ass chefs.
+jinn194 you sound like a vegan
no, no... you really do sound like a vegan
gamestarr16 Wow, guess half the world's population must sound like vegans then.
you have a life problem or just too much time ?
+jinn194 no because he is very clearly stating that you do not speak like a normal mammal you don't eat meat like what the fuck where are your arms then mate
"My dad could kick the shit out of John Martin, so... I'm OK with that."
I was crying 😂😂
5:27 I was eating red cabbage slaw while watching this and I feel like I let the guy down
Just promise not to do that again and you're good.
@@imfrcd Ok god HAHA;:"'-)-'":))))))))
Hahaha
The man, the myth, the Matheson
The Mytheson
the bro-ham 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1K dislikes from people who make red cabbage coleslaw
no people who hate libtards
did you just unironically use the word "libtard"?
yes
LOL more like Incel
jagglet 2.6 now. Fuck em
8:55 "It's from the freaking ocean mah dude"
Hollowain 😳
No No, he says "its from the fucking ocean my dude..." dumbass.
@@ledzeppelinfan1001 Twat
normal humans sharing food: bites from the other end
matty: *lemme just pick up where you left off*
No fucks given!
stop being a fkn pussy matthew
@@alfonsoaldecoa512 i would get this comment in the middle of coronavirus i bet you one of those people outside no masks no fucks given lmao
@@matthew-vw3pw nah, I wear a mask all the time and barely leave my home and find it nothing disgusting about sharing food like that
People are such fucking pussies now
*Gordon watching video*
Gordon: if he freez....
Matty: Im gonna put these in the freezer for later
Gordon: Fuckin hell
ikr
Unizen PvP // Prime ツ and Nino would never freeze that btw
Omer Mangan and then call Matty a "fucking donkey"
Gordan isn't completely against frozen things. Peas are perfectly fine frozen, and if you were to freeze the lobster for stock for later it would be fine to use as well.
Parker Lewin This.
He's a great cook, because he's fucking insane.
triggered by the trump comment?
I get way to excited when I read "Matty Matheson" in my subscription box. Love this man.
“just dip your fingers a little bit in boiling water” - one of my favourite recipe instructions
Hahahaha
Why am I watching this at 6 in the morning
best comment
right
because CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yep 5 for me also
yep 5 for me also
any time there's a new matty matheson video, my day immediately becomes amazing.
"Just enough mayonnaise to hold it together" >>throws 3 cups of mayo into 1 cup of slaw
Which neatly explains the girth of the average American :D
This guy hates mayo. What a fucking loser.
@@GundamReviver but hes Canadian...
@wouter sikkema He’s Canada, and happy with life something you don’t have
Dont eyeball shit in a recipe bud.
"Pet your lobsters." Next cut: Cuts one in half with a giant cleaver. Whoever edited is, is a genius :D
Did he just said:'this is a realy tasty poop?'
he did! oO OO oO OooO O OOO if he easts lobster poop what wouldn't he eat? oO
Nobody!
down know mate
It's not poop
michalis papa q
+Jfkfj h It is poop. Crawfish and shrimp also have the “vein" in them. However, it's safe to eat it as its been boiled.
If Jack black and action Bronson boned Matty Matheson would be their offspring.
Lol that is scary accurate
I think the other way action being the son
Nah, Action doesn't resemble Jack in any way other than the gut. Everything else about him is all his own creation. The OP was totally accurate. Matty has the silliness and average normal vocabulary of Jack with the occasional street vibes of Action.
lmao\
lol
This is jack black when he starts his own cooking show
Jables already has a gaming channel, can you imagine if he did food shit too?
jack is a fucking loser compared to matty
@@justpettet3506 .
@@justpettet3506 you have the right to be wrong, jack black can be enjoyable (i.e: tenacious D, and some of his movies) I don't think he's good on his own. Much like Mike Myers
Not really comparable...
I love Matty because he's blunt and isn't afraid to tell you everything that's in his food. And he's hilarious, and charismatic. Great dude.
I can never get enough Matty Matheson man.
Great ending! MUNCHIES approves! :D :D
You can add HC to that list also.
American is just fucked aint it.
He's Canadian though.... He only mentioned being from Newfoundland about 30 times.
If Canadian-born Gavin McInnes can rattle on and on about how great Trump is, this other guy can do a little shout out against him.
Well, Gary... that's why we elect Trump, wait for him to fuck up, impeach him, and have 3 years of President Pence.
I loved the way he ended it.
best ending ever
I'm not feeling Clinton either so wtf!
That required an instant "subscribe"! 👍
same
shes a little corrupt maybe a liar. but trump is a full on crazy person.
7:20 “So we’ve let the temperature come back to temperature, temperature, temperature”🤣Matty is freaking amazing haha
80% personality 20% cooking
Virginia Hoffman Go watch Marco Pierre-White then 🤣
nah its 100% personality and 100% cooking
Only if you consider “loud” a personality
Let's see some of your videos then?
His cooking skills are madly good
No lobsters were hurt in the production of this video
George 189 true but there murder not hurt, that's a different thing
That's a fucking lie. False advertising. You are fake news. Don't get PETA fucking started.
George 189 vagetarians: TRIGGERED!!!!!!
😂
Cooking a dead lobsters cause make a person sick after it’s consumed
"I'm just gonna put enough mayonnaise in here to hold it together"
*Makes fucking mayonnaise soup with cabbage in it
Nacho libre
That's coleslaw ma dude
I can't stop laughing.
Josh Jennings exactly and I dont get this red cabbage slaw shit. I mostly do the slaw only with red cabbage cuz it colours the mayo and creates that sexy light purple-ish colour that looks amazing. I dont know what is that a minus for him.
You just discovering coleslaw or something...?
"clam claws, clam claws, clam!"
"what am I even saying?"
lol
Matty is one of the most knowledgeable chef I have ever known on TH-cam. I followed his recipes many times and my food was fucking awesome.
Vegans are going to love this one 👌🏼
spoiler alert: lobsters die
and fuckbois like you will. because your dumb as fuck.
no vegans to be seen anywhere, this guy: vegans amirite?
+steppa money it's you're not your
yep, the "non ethical" killing of sea bugs.
Only clicked on this for Matty, honestly if matty had his own channel, im sure id be one of his millions of subs!
I love him so much, he cracks me up and can cook too. What more could a 4F want?
its funny how he puts the lobster to sleep and then it cuts to the lobster being brutally murderd
IGirgi What's funny about that though? Its normal around the world
Kyle Almazan shut up can't u see it's funny?
You have to kill them to eat them.
Dont worry igirgi the lobster is alive it just looked like he killed it
Brutally? Kaayyyyyyyyy
I'm a simple man, I hear my boy MM saying Trump's a piece of shit, I press like
i know n i agree but its like wtf. wat are we suppost to do vote for hillary? fuck both of them man i dunno wtf
You're a sheep. You think it's cool to say you're anti-Trump. Wow! What a trailblazer you are. You're soooo cool! lol So hip!
well aren't you positively positive
So much for being positive.
Isn't trump the front runner atm? (not American btw).
Ending is Fucking Priceless! hahaha
another great episode by #Munchies @Munchies
This isn't twitter you know..
DGSGCEO Thanks Capt' Obvious, but i have my comments linked to it and they will show up on there to them by adding in their twitter account. You're welcome for today's lesson.
Yeah the Ending was needless Liberal Garbage man ... Liberals always want to over politicize everything. I have been cooking since I was 8, and I don't want the Food Industry invaded by Liberals or Conservatives ..
ommar365
Why is it you liberals always Deny deny deny .. Shouldn't that tactic only be a Conservative one
Yeah dude, he was about to throw that chip at the camera too but was like, 'Nah this sh*ts too good'
Love that you mention NB in this video!
I love how Jon’s only human interaction is to close his eyes and throw his head back
1:47 when they say the dog doesn't bite so u go to pet it and it snaps at you 😂
I see my boy Matty, I like
This dude is my spirit animal I’m crying 😭😭😂🙌🏻 8:54
Matty looks like he's been losing a little bit of weight!
ikr
Yea When hell freezes over
And his tattoo's are slowly crawling up his head.
He has a hot wife, that's strong motivation. Matty is beautiful though regardless haha
Didn't he have a heart thing a couple years ago and he said he had to lose weight?
I WANT THIS GUY TO GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH ACTION BRONSON. COOK OFF !!
go head to head with gordon ramsay that would be better
They are friends and they hang out.
Why because they're both fat?
Action Bronson can't hold a candle to this guy. This guy cooks, Bronson just gets baked and eats
Seen as food is all opinion based.... i dont see how it can be fairly judged
bone apple teeth
Lean Codeine W
Lean Codeine bone app the teeth
Lean Codeine LMFAO
Bon apa tits
All afraid ho 🤣😂
“That’s for daddy” 😂
Had my big ol' greasy hand in there and you guys are gonna be like aaaaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAA 😩😩😩
I’m cooked as shit and I’ve probably watched this 8 times. Not tonight. Like over a year span. No like yeah a year. Matt I love you baby but you need to make more content so I can trip again cause I wanna binge a series. God bless. Jk I love you daddy gimme lobster fingerling
Troy R. Lol
Thanks for the support viewers just as fried as the last time I reported I’m watching the video again. I know sloppy me. Godspeed
You re more baked than that roll my dude
I laughed too much at the “No like yeah a year”
Bro im also cooked rn having the same experience you’ve explained it perfectly and i love you also the way he flinched from dropping it in the water was hilarious
Man Matty Matheson and Eddie Huang are the funniest and best chefs on vice 🙌🙌🙌
Omfg I’m choking from laughing at that last few sec of the video. That made me so fucking happy
I just watched the video, then I looked at the date of the video...LOL xD
Thanks for ruining the country with all the illegals now 🙌 bet you’re super happy
"Thats a really tasty poop" 3:10
it IS, though. crustacean shit tastes really good.
I almost threw up he ate the shit of something that eats shit off the ocean floor
Real shit crab butter lol is bombski.
KILLER-BEAN MuthaFucka yo crab and lobster shit is really good tho. But in order to truly like it you have had to have lived next to the ocean since you were born
@@DivineSpat I actually appreciate it and was born in Flagstaff Arizona far from the ocean so What U say holds no substance or weight it's all a personal preference and a preference of taste
lol when he said the poop tract I died a little🤐
How about "Tasty Poop"?!?!?! lol Best Line Eva......
tract*
Ever*
i pooped a little
died is actually past tense which he was speaking in so he was actually correct.
Dude. You are an inspiration. Fantastic content, recipes always on point. Commentary speaks to technique that helps with other dishes. I am a huge fan :) Keep the amazing content coming!
The ending was my fav 🤣🤣🤣
MATTY YOU'RE BACK!!!
the last 10 seconds of the video are the best
Typical libtard sjw
too bad his input did jack shit to alter the election results
I love this guy's personality!
jts nice to see such positive canadian representation in cooking finally.
@NEGUS MBARKA i mean a good representation of all the other cooks ive worked with.
Matty is awesome! BRING BACK HIS SHOW!!
OH MY GOSH HE JUST SLURPED THAT POOP AND SAID IT WAS TASTY
That may be the only time you'll hear anyone say "That's some tastey poop."
@tebytorozo it was faked. They used ice cream for the shit parts. The vomit was half real vomit and half filler fluid
@@101100111 They still vomited in each others mouths soo 🤷
SHACOBES123 what?
@@idkstudios4412 sup mommy jeans
''when u cut yourself its ok cause everyone does it''😂
Matty Matheson and Stairway to Heaven at 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning... doesn't get much better than that if ya ask me.
Wow he didn't even kill it first. Hate seeing vegetables in pain.
JJ K oh my lmao
6:05 I can’t tell you how much I felt that 😭
"it's from the f-ing ocean my dude" 8:55
8:54 John: I'm from Maine, it's where lobster's from
Matty: wa it's from the f@cking ocean my dude
John: n@gga wot
This was sooo entertaining!
Led Zeppelin,Jimmy Page,the other guys,Roger Waters...😂😂😂
The O'Jays
Dream Theater
everything about this video from the beginning to the trump bashing (minus the shit eating) is why i love Matty Matheson
trump >>>>>> hillary
Trump isn't better than Hillary in terms of releasing his tax returns. Methinks Trump doesn't want people to know the extent of his lying regarding; donations, net worth, how much he pays workers or how much tax he pays. Bit shady for a candidate who considers himself a "truth-teller".
Kasbian Vaulks trump >>>>>> hillary
Superkai 64
Kasbian Vaulks >>>>>> Superkai 64
Kasbian Vaulks lol youre so fuckin gay i bet you kiss girls
i fell in love with this guy. im happy for him. great job!
MORE MATTY!! (LESS ACTION BRONSON)
Action just has to do more coocking....
F*ck!!! This is a FACT!!
Haha on point
I agree, Matty is ten times better and more entertaining than Bronson
Action is a douche. and he can't even cook.
Get Matty and Bronson together!
“Sorry bud” top 10 anime betrayals
love matty
“Sorry buddy” 😂
Fun fact about lobsters. They have a life cycle similar to jellyfish so they are technically immortal if not killed
Actually that's just a myth.
Contrary to popular belief, are not . ... Eventually, the will die from exhaustion during a moult. Older are also known to stop moulting, which means that the shell will eventually become damaged, infected, or fall apart and they die.
Love this guy 😂😂 “ I love you grampy” 🥺
I love how it goes from “pet your lobsters” to him destroying the cooked tail
“So maybe put stairway to heaven on.... again”😂😂😂😂
"It's gettn' close.. Gettn' CLOOOOO-OOOOOSSSEEE"
This looks insanely tasty.
right?
I just made this and it was great, love it cant wait to make it again
Love that ending =)
Being a Nova Scotian we were taught to ALWAYS cut the elastics off the claws because it makes the claw meat tough. Anyone agree?
makes them taste like rubber!
My head exploded when he did that
Boil two pots of water. One with rubber in it and the other without. When they cool off taste both.
What the fuck kind of psychopath doesn't eat the claws
also, how the shit can you be a Nova Scotian and not like lobster??? Isn't that illegal??
Stairway to heaven is 8:02 long. He’s right, it’s the perfect (basically) 8 minute timer.
I love this chef’s personality
Didn't even kill the lobster before cooking
dumbfuck all lobsters are killed and cooked like that lol
No they aren't, they can be killed humanely first and then cooked
There is no humane way to kill a lobster because they have no pain receptors. Also, killing them before putting them in the water isn't as fresh. I'm pretty sure it even ruins that part of the lobster.
hippys and there stupid kill them humanely nonsense, do animals kill other animals humanely? no they all get eat alive and ripped apart til dead
There's no humane way to kill anything, but I'd rather have a clean blow than to be boiled alive... And apparently it's not to do with the freshness, just the texture
the best lobster meke every
sorry my english is not the best. i`m from Germany
I'm from the Philippines but i think my English is good. You don't really have to be American or British to be good in English.
that best lobeter makk IT agane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@ i like it
He said put on "Stairway to Heaven" 😂
Form nova scotia. And this kicked ass. Matty's the best.