We're from the future! (Astartes)

song- everlong foo fighters
• Video

[@endermaster5690]

the scary part is that those future versions dont seem to much older than the young ones. meaning its not long until hes a space marine

[@capadociaash8003]

He speedran the genetic modifications

[@mr.minnesota2560]

​@@capadociaash8003 they need to speedrun the genetic modifications, they do it on young kids so they can grow into it, but to pass on from being an acolyte quickly is insane

[@leitodamien3835]

space marine aspirant was recruit when they were teens anyway.

[@thefriendlywendigo6161]

They put their seed in him

[@johng8837]

Or thay he is a perpetual that lives for 38000 years

[@elgrun2913]

*_"Young citizen Timmy, you have been revealed as a perpetual. A bright future in the servitude to the Emperor awaits you."_*

[@nowherenight5717]

Aw man,perpetuals always have it the worst

[@caiomansourcastilho4614]

After being revived for the 828373th time: "aw shit, here we go again".

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

It is better to die for your brothers than to live for yourself, do not argue

[@Harbinger37]

Poor bastard

[@sannomnom7329]

An perpetual astartes!!

[@buckokid5930]

This meme will lead Luetin to ponder the nature of time in the warp for at least an hour

[@InquisitorKryptman]

Bruh

[@NightmareBlade10]

But what is an hour, truly?

[@SeniorSpaceflight]

@@NightmareBlade10 three
thousand
six
hundred
seconds
or
six
tee
minutes

[@taserphaser7666]

@Nightmare Blade
It is by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven by seven
Oh sorry got a little sidetracked...
Wait was that fly always there?

[@OljeiKhan]

And that video would be part 1 in a 4 part series the man is a phookin legend

[@edwardwindsor2516]

Honestly a Space Marine coming face to face with their young, pre-inducted self would be interesting to see.

[@angelodewitt6336]

"Y-you can't be me!"
Astartes: I'm what I had to become. I already lived this moment and this are the same words that my future self told me back then. Enjoy your Time. Because there won't be peace in the 41th Millennium, only war

[@emptank]

Since space marines are recruited at such a young age and since the conversion process is so traumatizing and painful, most of them don't really remember their previous lives as humans. So he literally might not recognize himself.

[@oniemployee3437]

"Wha? Wh-who are you?"
"I am you."
"Really?!"
"Yes. You are what I once was, I am what you will be."
"You look scary. Will I be scary too when I grow up?"
"..."
"Yes."

[@chrishall8765]

That sorda happened in a grey knights book, but it was a lord of change showing the knight a version of himself if he never left his feral world.

[@CoolSmoovie]

Half the space marine stories I’ve read have had a flashback to their childhood and the flashback either shows how hard their life was or told the reader how much they hated being a pathetic little weak kid

[@epsilon347]

I am not an expert in the lore of Wh40k but, from what little I know, it is a universe where I would NOT want to live

[@Komrad_Cybersyn]

That's not a problem. You can be a Necron. ^^

[@bananagoose2469]

@@Komrad_Cybersyn Epsilon should be a orc boy

[@mrmythman5001]

As someone who’s spent waaay to much time researching wh40k lore I can confirm (the universe just gets more nest up the more you look)

[@thelostgreyknight847]

*Trust me...*
*YOU DONT WANT TO*

[@HTWW]

​@@bananagoose2469 'Orkz?.. Orkz seem to be the only ones genuinely having fun'.

[@gejnormcswipe8435]

Wait..
Some people just stepped out of a PORTAL right infront of them?!
WE HAVE A WARP BREACH, WE HAVE A WARP BREACH GET YOUR LASGUNS!

[@enclaveofficerz3245]

BROTHER GET THE CHAIN SWORDS!

[@rayanderson5797]

*curses in Binary*....

[@foxshoot3138]

yeah thas atleast AND ALPA LEGIONARE

[@Nerthos]

The Space Marine wasn't there to talk with his younger self.
The Space Marine was there to contain the warp breach and put an end to the trio of unsanctioned psykers.

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

​@@Nerthos
I love the idea of a space marine time traveling and going back to the past to exterminate

[@doggg4977]

LITTLE DID HE KNOW HE WOULD ASCEND TO BE ONE OF HIS ANGELS, PRAISE THE THRONE

[@ordersmilitant5998]

Fear not child, you will live and die in his Holy name.

[@enclaveofficerz3245]

Gonna be honest here I would immediately bolt for the window and not stop to open it.

[@TY-PO]

@@enclaveofficerz3245 The space marine grabs you before you make it💀

[@mill2712]

Then again, if he's still around until the era of 40K, he might be a perpetual meaning he's doomed to fail at killing himself.

[@zacharyhollands]

​@TyGuy Studios if the space marine couldn't stop you before you made it out of the window, whatever reason delayed him might have been best escaping from.

[@user-qd8yw2ts9i]

@@enclaveofficerz3245 why?

[@ivanelias3916]

he is purging the mutant the alien and the Heretic.
i am proud of him :')
FOR THE EMPEROR.

[@TheBirdMan9142]

You do know that whether you like it or not, if you get chosen to be a space marine (a little before puberty,) there's nothing you can do about it

[@PexDoombringer]

Average scifi enjoyer: War is hell, try to not kill your adversary
Average Wh40k enjoyer: FOR THE EMPEROR/CHAOS GODS/WAAAAAGH BURN MAIM KILL AAAAAAAAARGH

[@maincharacter8067]

​​@@TheBirdMan9142 sorry i don't speak bird
*bolters sounds*

[@matsimurf_5900]

​@@TheBirdMan9142 oh no. damn. good thing 40k is fiction.

[@hashbrown777]

He's doing his part

[@eotwkdp]

Space marine “ child you end up have having to protect those two idiots from dying “
Kid “but there idiots “
Space marine “there our idiots who’s became our friends and despite the many psycho-indoctrination from the chapter I still remember them enough that humanity isn’t as bad as the Smurfs “

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

TTS Magnus the Red: "OK, you illiterate space corgis, I will teach you proper grammar"
"They're" is "They are"
"There" is "positional"
"Their" is "possessive"
"Who's" is "who is"; you want to use "Whose" to indicate possession

[@eotwkdp]

@@Mr.LaughingDuck thank you

[@knighthunter5333]

Lol, would be funny if they were somehow perpetuals

[@Hiihtopipa]

Yeah humanity is worse

[@otavio8566]

​@@Mr.LaughingDuck Thank you, that was bothering me.

[@TheOuchee]

Ok, this has enough implications to make a 20-minute lore video from.

[@aJamBiscuit]

Leutin09 reference

[@Vintenuthewizard]

you can make a lore video about a literal leaf in the 40k universe and it would still be 20 minutes

[@definitelyNOTaTyranid]

​@@Vintenuthewizard yeah, Catachan brain leaf is a good example. Turns poor bastards into mindless drones set on protecting the main plant and "Proliferate its young".

[@mivapusa]

In that case, I'd like to know what else comes out of that portal

[@yingtyson4493]

Oh sh*t, the tirranids are here

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

@@yingtyson4493
Even worst... It's the IRS from 80k Warhammer.

[@nowhere474]

If the BREACH is not closed soon, then the answer is HERESY

[@Kohl293]

Drink this protein shake Billy. NOW, Billy.

[@leoprzytuac3660]

I was surprised to hear those chords in a meme... that song carries a lot of emotional load for me

[@pelvis_toucher]

What song is it?

[@leoprzytuac3660]

@@pelvis_toucher Foo Fighters - Everlong. I recommend you the acoustic version Dave Grohl did.

[@pelvis_toucher]

@@leoprzytuac3660 thank you!

[@magnusthered3692]

Same

[@mysteriousmemethief]

Just makes me think of rock band 2

[@Luiz997488]

"Hello little boy. You have been castrated and become a fearless weapon on the hands of mankind."
"I guess that's cool."

[@quiteafancyemerald]

There are so many meanings

[@BAGELMENSK]

Real.
For humanity's entire history we've sent people ages 14-40 to fight for us.
There are few of us in this world that are far separated from such a fate.

[@revan4638]

Best military ad i have ever seen

[@CyberController-]

From ancient Terra, the Emperor commands his proud sons
From reveared bloodstock, these warriors are made his proud sons
No fear they know, Adeptus Astartes, his proud sons
Courage and honour, Emperor and Primarch, his proud sons

[@AlphaOmegon]

Good for him he became a Retributor.

[@curiouswind9196]

For the Imperium, FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[@SomeRamenDude]

for the emporer!!!!

[@OljeiKhan]

TRUE Emperor enjoyer detected.
The citizen has spoken the first sentence normally, yet FOR THE EMPEROR was in full caps as it should be.
But you have, spoken the "for the Imperium" line in lowercase. An estimated number of 37 Ordos of the Inquisition will be "on your ass" as you mortals tend to say these days.
For this reason you will recieve a squad of first company veterans for your personal safety in approximately 6 months-700 years (warplanes a bit iffy rn ngl)

[@OljeiKhan]

​@@SomeRamenDude
The Emporer protekks 💀

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

May the emperor reign for ever long

[@xbbao]

Kid: "So what am I going to be up to in the next decade or so then?"
Space Marine: *"Pain beyond your comprehension, aspirant."*

[@f.palmero5010]

Child inhales warp powder, vividly hallucinates. Gets abducted by space gun men to become big uber gun men in space.

[@xXBaadXx]

This kid has a bright future or should i say "Grim Dark"

[@humamon2211]

Pretty lore accurate on recruiting as well

[@xaviro758]

To be fair, being an astartes in 40k is not a terrible fate.

[@ferrox8421]

Depends on the chapter

[@noopee3183]

@@ferrox8421 yes , unleast you are Lamenter 🗿

[@Andrew___P]

Tbh a few chapters do have it well like the Salamander as they are allowed to keep in contact with their biological families and even visit them when off duty. But yeah some still have it rough like the Dark Angels, Black Templar and Blood Angels. Needless to say any existence in the traitor legions are already kinda cursed.

[@MyPFPismypet]

What did little Johnny do to be even considered to be placed in the trials of the adeptus astartes..

[@aureklanderson4498]

feel bad for that kid,becoming a space merine is ...not fun

[@user-jq8pf2pr2z]

Becoming a space marine ain't for fun bruh it's about Duty and the Emperor's will

[@aureklanderson4498]

@@user-jq8pf2pr2z ye

[@alannatherson7721]

He became a cosplayer, good for him.

[@OceanMan69420]

Never knew I needed Astartes and Everlong in one video until now

[@lncomus]

Little Billy became Brother Billinos

[@sethkrueger5472]

I think it'd still be Robert but idk

[@bloodangel19]

Brother Willhelm of the black templars.

[@user-qd8yw2ts9i]

He's a Retributor though

[@michaelterrencefernandezli6688]

Bruh, he boutta take the Codex Astartes like its the Bible

[@armorist_8712]

At least he knows he'll make the cut.

[@nowhere474]

The EMPEROR'S CHOSEN

[@oniemployee3437]

I always love scenarios like this: tough men(well people in general) who get to interact with their child-like self. Be it through a time distortion or a manifestation of the mind, i love shit like this.

[@deathwingterminator2786]

I may not know much about the Astartes chapter but I do know they're damn good at there jobs, **sniff** damn proud of the boy, brings a tear to my eye **sniff**

[@kokaomf]

This is basically the lore of Kaldor Draigo.

[@jpDELTA2000]

Holy fuck that kid becomes a badass.

[@carsan09]

Although I definitely didn't want to live in warhammer 40k, for emperor's sake, it sure is epic.

[@botchedbeauty3894]

Bros about to go through some character development

[@IronVigilance]

A future Retributor Astartes

[@EaNasir-r1d]

That's litteraly me right there

[@kanewilson8624]

This would mean that the future selves travelled over 100+ years to the past in order to meet their past selves, Space marines after getting all their augments have to serve 100 years as a scout Marine before getting their armor.

[@lasttemplar9160]

No greater honor than to die in the name of the Empiror

[@necrozmalp8133]

That looked like looked like an ad for becoming a space marine.

[@haroldearlgray5629]

Friendly reminder that our past, present and future are cannon in w40k. Including me and you.

[@XlorenzettiX]

I was having a bad day, but this video made it better.
Thanks battlebrother
FOR THE EMPEROR

[@borponoida9161]

Yeah while 40k and 30k warhammer are cool to look at, it would absolutely suck balls to live in either

[@capsizemoonz2251]

Istvaan 3 is lovely during 30k

[@autisticskeleton1041]

@@capsizemoonz2251At least it was before it started worshiping Chaos and then, you know, that other thing happened

[@Kokichilover812]

HELP I CANNOT GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD
"Hey Morty let's kill some alien Bastards"
"Gee Rick isn't that the Predators thing"
"Shut up Morty we get to look like a Stormtrooper but Better"
"Gee Rick do we have good aim"
"ofcourse morty WE ARE GONNA BE SPACE MARINES"
"Gee Rick but ok"

[@joshv3582]

“My God, are you guys from the future?”
*Boltgun mag clips*
“And which God would that be heretic”

[@leon-wx1co]

Look on the bright side your gonna kick ass in the future

[@monkey6467]

If I were told I was going to meet future me... and a fucking space marine walks out? I would be scared BUT also glad that I would get to have my badass moment before dying horribly

[@noahwakkure1870]

My brother in Christ, that is little Timmy, all grown up as an Astartes. He has now become aware of his destiny to serve the God Emperor of Man.

[@monkey6467]

@@noahwakkure1870 I apologize for being so blind

[@Harbinger37]

has anyone else missed that it’s set in 2017 and apparently the kid is gonna live all the way to the 41st millennia

[@user-my6fn2ml7c]

The emperor is with this one!

[@JerichoYeet]

"I watch as the large, dark grey robot standing before us. The future friends gasped, telling me to move away from this thing, never have seen or did it came with them through their portal. But future Frank say: "Wait? Where's Leon!". I shock, that was my name, I look back at him in horror and back to the large figure. When it suddenly brings up it's massive weapon and everything went dark."
_L e o n_
"A voice so metallic, so deep and rasped, was heard. I opened my eyes and look up at the robot, it's weapon lowered and it's red eyes looking right at me. It was a few moment of intense silence, until it holster it's weapon and slowly remove it's helmet. I never felt so confused and terrified in my entire life."
Frank: "Leon?"
"The giant robot wasn't a robot, but a man. But, his face was half full of scars, his left eye is replace with some sort of red camera thing and he doesn't have hair. *I'm going to be bald!"*
Rebecca: "Leon? Is-... Is that you?"
"Future Leon didn't say a word for a few seconds, before look at all of us, before last turning to me."
Future Leon: "I-I... I'm not... I'm not Leon... No."
"He uttered words, his good eye looking everywhere while trying to remember. But, there was something about him feels strange. Until he looks at me and as if memories just came flooding back to him. Then he put on his helmet and turn to future Frank and Rebecca."
Leon: "Promise me to live your lives to the fullest. And do not find me."
"With that, he turn and enter the portal, his silhouette shimmers before disappearing entirely. All of us don't know what to say, but continue our evening, talking to my future friends with my present friends before our future friends have to leave and went back to their present time in the future. I look at my friend with fear in my thoughts."
Me: "Do you guys think? What happen to me?"
"My friends only look at me and shrug, don't know what to answer as we all went back home. Still thinking about what had happened to my future self to be like _that?"_

[@adrianmerasanz2625]

Dawg i love that last kid he deserves heaven oh wait nvm i dint want him to fall on doomness

[@andrejisko4902]

Bro is bout to become most traumatized kid in the galaxy

[@josephmercer8547]

Come now aspirant, the path ahead is filled with the blood of fallen brothers, poisoned blades and gun smoke, but fret not for the emperor will guide you as I do now

[@maksymilians931]

Every time I hear Everlong it just gets better

[@user-lk3gi5ql5n]

Капец пацан 28 тысяч лет и пережил войну с железными людьми

[@boomer_31rus]

Вечный походу

[@vasilijrappana2335]

@@boomer_31rus Кстати интересно, а по лору можно сделать вечного космодесантником? Вулкан, да и сам Император тоже вечные, а геносемя уподобляет смертного примархам. Так что, наверное, какой-то несовместимости быть не должно.

[@Legion-Alpha]

@@vasilijrappana2335 В последних книгах про примарха Льва Эль Джонсона говорится(на минуточку Лёва постарел и выглядит,как старик 50-60 лет,а не 35 летний мужик в самом расцвете сил),что астартес стареют и ещё,как могут постареть.

[@user-lk3gi5ql5n]

@@Legion-Alpha То есть скоро Данте найдёт свой покой наконец-то?

[@Legion-Alpha]

@@user-lk3gi5ql5n Вряд-ли,ещё рано ему)

[@abraradib4594]

boy should be proud. he is the chosen one

[@Spacemarinestarwarsfan]

I'm proud of him.
FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@rougenarwhal8378]

the presence of the space marine being a future self of someone who was alive in the past implies all three were in the imperium and didnt know about space marines, which is weird because they would in all likelyhood be living on a recruitment world

[@ADude1034]

If someone came from the future and it was confirmed to be the 40k timeline I’d shit myself, but hey if I came back an SPACE MARINE okay I’ll be down

[@flameyoshi07]

Grim

[@gameadventure3179]

dark

[@tomboysupremacist]

grimdark

[@tox9809]

Dank

[@arandomcowjustchilling4237]

Two become losers and one becomes emperors angel

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

At least they still listen to Foo Fighters in the 41st Milennium.

[@imagrocerybag26]

Whats funny is the adeptus astartes would be SO confused as to why theres human civilians on the ship lol

[@lieutenantdan9337]

Uncanny valley moment

[@AdvogadoFalido]

Only in death does duty ends.

[@tomoop8867]

Love the foo fighters everlong in the background

[@GentlemanBystander]

Imagine meeting your 1,513th generation great grandson...

[@dud3655]

Be proud, young man, the Emperor himself has blessed you with these gifts!

[@Wizard_Pepsi]

So that last guy literally lived for a bit over 40,000 years. Surviving the Horace Heresy, likely witnessing the fall of Cadia, fighting two powerful Psykers, and losing a hand whilst being stranded in the desert. Only to somehow teleport back to the year 2017.
What's amazing is that this is technically possible within the Lore of the 40K universe.

[@slicksilver2961]

Kid has some Character Development in store for him, especially with the fact alone he’s gonna be in the WH40K universe

[@La_Perpetua_Togata]

Came to enlist him to be an Astartes

[@DrKarmo]

God I wish that was me...

[@GarkKahn]

At least he didn't became a smurf or needs to drink blood

[@pupsicle5345]

Oh no ...i turned into a larper!

[@joshuadelgado1286]

Dude is about to be sent to the warp

[@pasalasaga]

Space Marines are so cool.

[@Lancersilva]

At least he’s a Retributor. Those guys fuck shit up.

[@SlayerGodOfDeath]

Yes , in death does duty end ... But IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

[@safaf112csafasf7]

You'll be a servant of the emperor, reojoice Brother.

[@joaquimalves1365]

He will join us in the empire very soon

[@capsizemoonz2251]

Space furry

[@joaquimalves1365]

What?

[@BovineDesigns]

Well. At least he'll have job security.

[@Bacxaber]

Plot twist: the marine isn't the kid, he just came here to kill him because his lineage eventually spawns Erebus.

[@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam]

By order of the Ordo Chronos of the Inquisition, I decree that you’re all heretics.
=][=

[@cypher4783]

Jimmy the chapter needs you!

[@LiquidOcelot1459]

Future lookin [ L I T ] fr fr, on God (Emperor of Mankind)

[@Depressed_Grimm]

I WILL DIE FOR MY EMPEROR. And I shall do it with pride, protecting my friend from the heretics and xenos.

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

If the kid it 10 years old or younger then that could be plausible.

[@konradcurze3082]

At least he isnt a lamenter.

[@CpsLock3]

Lamentor: sorry im late there was a mix u.......you know what its better he believes a lie.

[@viselka_official]

a GREAT future awaits him!

[@juniorkouhai4952]

"You wouldn't want to be a space marine" 🤓
NO BALLS

[@KingMaltheo]

More of a black Templar kinda guy but LETS GOOOO

[@Abominable_Intelligences]

Battling Xeno's 24/7 what a life

[@TheCoomer]

Could I ask who was the original work completed by?

[@dumb.luck36]

what a chad. lil bro becomes a retributor

[@user-dw3bv5xu6h]

for the emperor