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    The vehicles of the Space Marines are suited to their role as a rapid-strike planetary assault force, focusing more on speed and mobility rather than protection or sheer destructive potential. The vehicles used by the Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes include the:
    Rhino
    Razorback
    Predator Destructor
    Predator Annihilator
    Baal Predator
    Deimos Rhino
    Deimos Predator Destructor
    Deimos Predator Annihilator
    Deimos Predator Executioner
    Deimos Predator Infernus
    Land Speeder
    Land Speeder Tornado
    Land Speeder Typhoon
    Land Speeder Tempest
    Land Speeder Storm
    Land Speeder Vengeance (Ravenwing)
    Ravenwing Darkshroud (Ravenwing)
    Javelin Attack Speeder
    Land Raider Phobos
    Land Raider Crusader
    Land Raider Helios
    Land Raider Prometheus
    Land Raider Achilles
    Land Raider Proteus
    Land Raider Redeemer
    Land Raider Ares
    Land Raider Terminus Ultra
    Land Raider Tartarus
    Spartan Assault Tank
    Typhon Heavy Siege Tank
    Cerberus Heavy Tank Destroyer
    Sicaran Battle Tank
    Sicaran Venator
    Mastodon

ความคิดเห็น • 791

  • @librarybear3419
    @librarybear3419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    Interestingly, Land Raiders are only used by Astartes and Custodes, no other faction in Imperium is permitted to use them, despite being very common model across Imperium during the Great Crusade. When the Horus Heresy started and numerous important Forge Worlds were lost, Emperor decreed every Land Raider conscripted for Astartes use. After Heresy ended and Emperor got stuck on his throne, he never had a change to rescind his order and it is upheld as a holy decree even ten millenia later.

    • @Rogerv1032
      @Rogerv1032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Which is kind of sad since I would love to use a land raider for guard, since, you know, WWI.

    • @saipranavpalla1467
      @saipranavpalla1467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Rogerv1032 that British WW1 horse tank

    • @urmensch12
      @urmensch12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am pretty sure i once heared of Guardsman using a Land Raider.

    • @loganparry2676
      @loganparry2676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@urmensch12 are you thinking of Yarrick and his Baneblade?

    • @urmensch12
      @urmensch12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loganparry2676 i dont really remember

  • @cococoolman5303
    @cococoolman5303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    On the Primaris in a rhino thing: There is actually a joke in The Gate of Bones where a squad of Imperial Fist Intercessors are stuffed in a Sisters of Battle Rhino. They talk about how, in all the battle scenarios Cawl prepared them for, none involved riding to battle hunched over in a vehicle too small for them.

    • @Askethanoras
      @Askethanoras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      i need a derp art of that lol

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Now need a goofy Space Marine Chapter that is just clowns. And a Rhino can hold twice as many Primaris Marines than is physically impossible and some Warp Chaos Magic going on. Yeah...I'd have to make them a Chaos Faction or make a counterpart that is lol.

    • @CocoHutzpah
      @CocoHutzpah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I like to imagine the Primaris marines are too stuck up to ride in a Rhino. Ogryns are bigger than Primaris marines, yet 4 of them can stuff themselves into a Chimera.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jokes in Warhammer 40K? That's madness!

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Qardo PEANUTS

  • @vegladex
    @vegladex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    DK's flat denial in response to learning about Arkan Land feeds my soul.
    But they didn't reach the heady heights of realising that the Emperor could be called Jimmy Space and they are his Space Marines.

    • @maksymilians931
      @maksymilians931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      And the Cult Mechanicus was first made by Jonathan M. Cult

    • @lliamdavis6950
      @lliamdavis6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ah, a fellow man of culture!

    • @wombataldebaran9686
      @wombataldebaran9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ah yes. Sometimes you'd wish that something was only Yourhammer, instead of Lorehammer.

    • @JumbleMumble
      @JumbleMumble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was lowkey kind of disspointed that that joke didn't drop there

    • @Skitarii_Ranger
      @Skitarii_Ranger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And Guilliman's real name is Rob Codex

  • @forgefartherloki6585
    @forgefartherloki6585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Salamander: *looks at blood angels with puppy dog eyes*
    Blood Angel: No
    Salamander: ITS NOT FAIR HOW COME YOU GOT THE BEST FLAMETHROWER TANKS

    • @knightsolitaire3610
      @knightsolitaire3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *hugging* There There, ForgeFather. There there.

    • @forgefartherloki6585
      @forgefartherloki6585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knightsolitaire3610 *ugly cries*

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I don't know, but I'm one of the dozens voting we give the Salamanders the schematics for our flamer tanks.

    • @Azoth86730
      @Azoth86730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Blood Angels: has Librarian Dreadnought
      Thousand Sons: *sad dusty noises*

    • @atlas6538
      @atlas6538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Baal predator is not the best flame thrower tank lol, that's landraider redeemer

  • @AceTaxiaGaming
    @AceTaxiaGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    The treads that are angled up on the land raider and ww1 tanks are designed so they can travel over trenches. Instead of getting stuck when they tip forward: the up angled part snags the the other side and it pulls itself over

    • @drakeredwing1910
      @drakeredwing1910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was halfway typing your same comment. but I figured someone had beat me to it. Good thing I checked.

    • @theblueneko677
      @theblueneko677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So it was made to tilt over but also made to recover itself. Quite smart

    • @toadkillerdog4282
      @toadkillerdog4282 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn’t made to tip over, it was made to combat going down. The tank wasn’t front heavy.

    • @robland3253
      @robland3253 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drakeredwing1910 same

  • @ashenlongbow1482
    @ashenlongbow1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    In case they're curious about early tanks; the treads and "bow" (they were a navy project originally) are on purpose.
    They were so that they could crawl over barbed wire and trenches. They effectively bridge them, singlehandedly, with the bow crashing down on the other side of the trench when the balance shifts. Their purpose was very different to modern tanks.
    Why would that design exist in 40k? Someone at GW **REALLY** likes WW1.

    • @bluefalconssuck5881
      @bluefalconssuck5881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      [Happy gasmask noises]

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, but in real life they sloped up in the front and in 40K they slope down in the front. Mr Land read the blueprints wrong or something

    • @ashenlongbow1482
      @ashenlongbow1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor They're hittin' that reverse gear HARD

    • @zacharystanger9856
      @zacharystanger9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor He read the blueprints with a mirror

    • @Rogerv1032
      @Rogerv1032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Curious, what is a bow? It the thing behind the tank or am I wrong?

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The inventor of the Lasgun, Merrick Gun, coined the term “Las” as the innovation was the last of his long line, and he had a very difficult time pronouncing hard consonants, thus, it was his “las” invention. His "las" "gun", if you will.
    True story, it’s in the third Fulgrim book. Look it up it’s true.

    • @ryancassens2118
      @ryancassens2118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Whether it's true or not, I hate it....

    • @asherhockersmith8271
      @asherhockersmith8271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Merrick Gun

    • @danyael777
      @danyael777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I don't know whether i should be impressed or terrified ... someone at GW has some weird humor or significant lack thereof.

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was invented by John Gun. Smh.

    • @sciencefantastic
      @sciencefantastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s stupid

  • @matiasyannuzzi9655
    @matiasyannuzzi9655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Just because I want to see DK squirm a bit more: You know the Land Speeder? The little marine skimmer with anti-grav plates that levitates around shooting a heavy bolter, multimelta, assault cannon or missiles? ...guess who discovered the STC for it.
    Yep, ya boi Arkhen Land.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      he found TWO STCs!

    • @hidden_hydra
      @hidden_hydra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@henrypaleveda7760 What a chad!

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Didn't he also find the land crawler aka a fucking tractor?

    • @hidden_hydra
      @hidden_hydra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@bonogiamboni4830 WE NEED AN ARKHEN LAND EPISODE!

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hidden_hydra we clearly do.

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    In actuality, the Sisters' organ missile thing is basically an MLRS, functionally. Using different lengths of launching tubes and different caliber missiles might actually produce the effect of having different tones to the individual launches, thus creating a playable rocket-organ.
    *Katyusha intensifies*

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Katyusha?

    • @britishrex5515
      @britishrex5515 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "You're talking mad sh*t for someone in Beethoven distance"

  • @demicus
    @demicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    41:56 Why do I get the idea that someone sent Cawl a picture of an Eldar Fire Prisim and a Tau Hammerhead. And he just sat there laughing for three days, before putting the two pictures together, cackling manically, injecting pure meth into his bloodstream and NOS into his mechanical bits, before vanishing into his workshop. Months pass. The Fabricator General has become afraid of the terrifying banging and laughter coming from inside, and forbids anyone from getting near. Servitors begin to go insane when they approach. C'Tan and Omnissiah alike stare in horrified awe. Till finally, one day, the doors screech open... And out it floats. Mankind's answer to the laughter of the gods. Their own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine. The middle finger mobile.
    Fucking wonderful. :D

    • @paragonavataroftheirontenth
      @paragonavataroftheirontenth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Perfect explanation to it,I also love the astreus

    • @johnoneil9188
      @johnoneil9188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is a floating ship at that point. Just a giant mobile weapons platform.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have any blood to be streaming at this point but yeah, that's pretty realistic.

    • @demicus
      @demicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johnoneil9188 The Imperial Navy might start buying some of these next.

    • @matthewbeattie
      @matthewbeattie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demicus Shoot em from a nova cannon

  • @JackwagonInc
    @JackwagonInc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    There're at a great bit about the Land Raider in the book "The Great Work" where Cawl chuckles as he remembers the way the guy who made the tank would stomp his feet and say "No! It's LAND'S Raider! NOT Land Raider!!"
    Other fun fact: "tank" was actually the code name the allies used before they were unveiled in order to trick the Central Powers into believing they were just moving big storage tanks around

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Ah yes, the good old "it's not a tank, I swear, it's an IFV, crew inside counts as dismounts, we don't break Codex, don't send Minotaurs, please!"

  • @kalyambamhango4548
    @kalyambamhango4548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The Astartes were named after Amar Astarte, who in turn was named after a Greek goddes of war and sex, Hence the name "Adeptus Astartes" Translates to Masters of warfare, or in the case of the Emperor's Children, Eternal Sex

    • @camfalafranca800
      @camfalafranca800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Astarte eventually evolved into Aphrodite :) fun fact

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@camfalafranca800 more like was merged into Aphrodite. Aphrodite already existed, but some city state decided the few people who worshipped Astarte weren't allowed to anymore so they decided to worship Angry Aphrodite instead

    • @TuShan18
      @TuShan18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought she was a Mesopotamian goddess.

    • @camfalafranca800
      @camfalafranca800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TuShan18 that is ishta (poor spelling) which pre-dates them both

    • @TuShan18
      @TuShan18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camfalafranca800 my bad then.

  • @Thetasigmaalpha
    @Thetasigmaalpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The First World War Tanks are designed for crossing trenches hence the rhomboid shape . More ground contact spreading the weight. It all fits the WW1 aesthetic of warhammer battles. The guns on the sides designed to fire down the trench as they cross.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a great fact! Here's a pointless but related one:
      Said trench-crossing is seen in the bronze-age 40k FPS 'Fire Warrior' - where both successful and failed trench-crossing is seen in the opening level.
      Someone in that hive of poor game design knew their tanks and deserves our respect for that at least.

  • @sashakoleskov4844
    @sashakoleskov4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Bricky convinced me to spend 800 bucks on an imperial guard army plus paint on the guard episode! Now I have even MORE guard!…god I miss my girlfriend..

    • @Raphael_Bizmann
      @Raphael_Bizmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Brother, women are temporary.
      The Guard is eternal.

    • @cyanideinmycereal1077
      @cyanideinmycereal1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah women are cool and all but have you ever been chillin in your garage with your boys and throwing dice and laughing and shit.

    • @alexvaraderey
      @alexvaraderey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Perhaps ask her if she'd consider spicing things up with some Cadian cosplay?

    • @sashakoleskov4844
      @sashakoleskov4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexvaraderey Cadia stands!

    • @Pink.andahalf
      @Pink.andahalf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I also miss this guy's girlfriend.

  • @lolgisticalofficer233
    @lolgisticalofficer233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Theres a Brit in the walls."
    Edit: Yeah, in the books a Chaos Marine gets flattened into paper by one of those antigrav tanks.

    • @matthewbeattie
      @matthewbeattie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cos he thought it was actual anti gravity tech like what they had in 30k, so rolled under it to stick a bomb on it, but got squished because repulsor plates push the tank off the ground as opposed to anti grav plates which actually make the tank float

    • @Tremadog102
      @Tremadog102 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@matthewbeattie Cawl's anti-grav tech is like having millions of tiny fists all punching the ground to provide lift. Very subtle tech.

  • @fraserwatson1723
    @fraserwatson1723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    good to see another episode with Kirioth!

    • @Bonavire
      @Bonavire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We love to see it

    • @markrl9963
      @markrl9963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is like seeing a doppelganger that looks only slightly different

    • @blalex1000
      @blalex1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was wondering when he was coming back for another episode. Hopefully they’ll have him on when they do imperial knights.

  • @allmightyturtleduck5408
    @allmightyturtleduck5408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Fun fact: The land raider debacle also applies to the land speeder.
    Also originally the name was Land’s raider and I’m pretty sure there’s book where he got angry about the name change.

    • @buttermoth8669
      @buttermoth8669 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cawl, the great work
      I can’t spell his first name lmao but cawl talks about it in his book he remembers being there when the guy threw a temper tantrum because people kept shorting the name

  • @meccevil321
    @meccevil321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm calling it: all those tank episodes are building up to ORK LOOTED TANK

  • @eamonrustom2510
    @eamonrustom2510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Virgin: NO, IMPERIAL TANK DESIGNS ARE JUST BOXES ON TRACKS WITH IMPRACTICALLY BIG GUNS!!!
    Chad: *Yes, and?*

    • @evandonnelly2760
      @evandonnelly2760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your point is what exactly?

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All tanks are metal boxes idk what you are one about

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ilikeboxeswithwheels

    • @evandonnelly2760
      @evandonnelly2760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We should take away their metal boxes.

    • @TuShan18
      @TuShan18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a massive tank geek, yes. I hate that my kin won't let us enjoy it.

  • @redspy6018
    @redspy6018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I can't believe they missed the Harlequin Land Raider when they were talking about Land Raiders. Rogue trader was a beautiful time and I wish everyone would stop forgetting it existed. (Since the Squats are back, maybe we can get that thing back too)

    • @sequinbandit2097
      @sequinbandit2097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m sorry, the what? I can’t find anything on this

    • @raycearcher5794
      @raycearcher5794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@sequinbandit2097 In a throwaway bit of fluff in an old issue of White Dwarf, some Harlequins steal a Land Raider and decorate it like a big silly parade float to taunt the Space Marines. The Imperials immediately divert all their efforts to destroying the desecrated tank, and lost the fight as a result.

    • @commissarlegion1413
      @commissarlegion1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sequinbandit2097 back during Rogue Trader all playable factions had to share Land Raiders due to a lack of vehicle models

    • @sequinbandit2097
      @sequinbandit2097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raycearcher5794 I love this

    • @sequinbandit2097
      @sequinbandit2097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@commissarlegion1413 ooooooh, alright that... doesnt make sense but I understand at least. I'm only just getting into 40K

  • @Dracowulf7
    @Dracowulf7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    My favorite part about the "land raider" situation (I think it was in the gods of mars series, or more likely, the cawl novel) was the quote from arkan land himself going "those idiots! They should have called it 'Land's Raider' or 'Land's Speeder!' That one even hovers!"

  • @ascendant2-7
    @ascendant2-7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The Astraeus Super Heavy Tank is like putting a GDI Mammoth Tank and the Chinese Overlord tank together, make it float, and put it in the 40k universe.

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Make that the emperor overlord

    • @ascendant2-7
      @ascendant2-7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlexWithington ah, yep.

  • @magoo7277
    @magoo7277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    44:45 - A I know a guy who runs three of the Astreaus as ironhands in one list. He actually did better than me in a tournament with it too. Madlad bought three in one go, three weeks before the event and got them all painted up in time. The rest of the list is a techmarine and a squad of infiltrators

  • @TwoSevenX
    @TwoSevenX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Until fourth edition, the imperial dozer blade was called "effective troop clearance", and yes, that was the official name.

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thought it would be corpse clearer or aomething else along that vain

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AlexWithington I'm gonna graffiti this onto my leman russ dozer blades, thank you for the idea!

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ConfusedGuardsman My chimera for my questionably traitorous merc guard has 'Corpse Starch Processing, Enquire Below'

  • @MindGoblin9
    @MindGoblin9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Holy Shit! When Kirioth was making fun of the land raider I literally thought he’d make fun of bolters by saying they were made by HAROLD BOLT and then he fucking said it! What are the odds?

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH FOR FUCKS SAKE HAROLD BOLT?
      WHATS NEXT FUCKIN JIMMY LASGUN

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mr.potato2223 The Land Raiders and Land Speeders were named such because their inventor's name was Arkhan Land.

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The lasgun creator had a hard time pronouncing constants and the gun was his final creation thus the weapon was his "las" creation
      Cyanideinmycereal

    • @NateVHVT
      @NateVHVT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I said Harry Bolt, got a little annoyed when he came out with Harold.

    • @JM.....
      @JM..... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr.potato2223 its sir JOHNNY LAS

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Saying "STL" by accident was the funniest thing, I'm glad Shy caught it!

  • @Azoth86730
    @Azoth86730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    If only GW also showed some love to Land Raiders, most iconic 40k vehicle since RT. The fact that Primaris Crusaders can't embark on Land Raider Crusader is heresy in itself. Land Raider datasheets need proper update and love.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a CSM player who gets even less versions of the land raider, it's sad that my big purple box has to keep getting sidelined. It doesn't even got any of what made it special in 8, and while sure Armor of Contempt probably helps that 2+ save the lascannons and THB isn't enough to justify it taking up an 8th of the list when fighting local players. All it needs is something like Assault Ramp to make it less crap or something in the current generation, gimme an excuse to carry angry terminators in it.

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    R.I.P.
    Bricky's mortgage.
    (It died so Big Wang Tanks could flourish)

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Astraeus is basically a Thunderhawk with Gravplates.

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thunderhawk has that bigass battle cannon though

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No no no. The Thunderhawk is an Astraeus with wings.

  • @chrisbrown8381
    @chrisbrown8381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I just wanted to hear the anger, and the panic.” 10/10 EXCELLENT EPISODE!

  • @redwoodbeard9795
    @redwoodbeard9795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I swear that somehow Aperture is still present in 40k because of how absurd human weapons look.

  • @ravensilvermane5205
    @ravensilvermane5205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I personally would like to see Kirioth featured more regularly on the show. I really enjoy the dynamic with him, Bricky and, DK.

  • @DanielKjeldal
    @DanielKjeldal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It took me a while to remember where I had heard Kirioth's voice, but then I remembered that he was on the Co-optional podcast back in the day, going full WH40k nerd with Totalbiscuit.
    I'm going to have to go and listen to that episode now.

  • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
    @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Thanks guys, I now have the image of a primarus (or however the fuck you spell it) space marine, in one of those shitty Italian Tankettes from ww2 that had 2 man crews, a machine gun, 5mm thick armour, open top and a max speed of like 5km/h on a road.

    • @flawlesstheory5111
      @flawlesstheory5111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's spelled "Primaris"

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flawlesstheory5111 thank you, dyslexia plus sleep deprivation do not make a good combination when trying to spell.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 or fake latin when the main language is obscure enough.

  • @jakubp.6987
    @jakubp.6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    As a tank nerd, you definitely should make fun from old tanks.
    Unless it's P. 1000 Ratte! In that case you, your car and your home should be ride over by one.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone should worship-pray the Great Horned Ratte, yes-yes.

    • @Turk3YbAstEr
      @Turk3YbAstEr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, but how can the Ratte run me over if it can't move?

    • @plaguerat5911
      @plaguerat5911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does a vampire and the P. 1000 Ratte have in common? Neither can cross a bridge.

  • @TheBuster0926
    @TheBuster0926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The MOWAS 2 mod "ASV PLATFORM WH40K" or something like that has an amazing rendition of the Hurricane Bolters. My favorite use though is on the Dark Angel's base dreadnought.

  • @itzHippoHiPP0Th3Gam3r
    @itzHippoHiPP0Th3Gam3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Chapter keep: explodes
    Rynns Might: And I took it personally

  • @twilightgryphon
    @twilightgryphon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kirioth just needs to join AdRic full time as the third host of the show. Each time he's been on has just been so much fun.

  • @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866
    @trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Sees someone bring in a Mastodon*
    "Guys! Get the Void Dragon!"

    • @saipranavpalla1467
      @saipranavpalla1467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably the red scorpions would bring in a mastodon super heavy siege transport

  • @matiasyannuzzi9655
    @matiasyannuzzi9655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kuddos to Kirioth for convincing Bricky of making that purchase, enjoy your check from GW good sir.

  • @silkydarkling9433
    @silkydarkling9433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You know, the Word bearers make their tanks and vehicles look amazing, with all.their books, scrolls and flames? They're a really interesting legion

    • @probablythedm1669
      @probablythedm1669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You called the Word Bearers a "really interesting legion"... Don't mind me, I just need to make a voxcall.
      Hello? Inquisition? Yes, I would like to report some heresy.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@probablythedm1669 Eyyyyyyyyyyy you've a reached a Lorgar's pizza palace, what's ya ordering?

  • @allthebanter9316
    @allthebanter9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I always figured the land raider was a reference to the first tank being known as the land ship

  • @galacticyeet2732
    @galacticyeet2732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    39:42
    Kirioth is correct here.
    If I remember correctly in the book Dark Imperium an Iron Warrior attempts to dive under a impulsor tank and strap a bomb to its underside. Unfortunately, the gravitic field was on and he was reduced to paste.

  • @ktinga1
    @ktinga1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Mastodon also completely opens up on the back as well, acting as a portable gate too. The idea is that you drive up to a wall, burn your way through with the melta cutter, bust through with the front end, open up, dump 40 Marines, then open up the back and let even more Marines storm through.

  • @ryanadams0922
    @ryanadams0922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    At this point they are trolling us by making the thumbnail show Blood Angels

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    WW1 tanks were designed to be bullet proof and traverse through no mans land and over the trenches. That's why they're that shape.

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Your army is never complete without a couple Rhinos or a Land Raider

  • @Archon762
    @Archon762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I remember when I was first starting my first real kitbash for Space Wolves was to take the Marine that's popping out of the Rhino and put two Storm Bolters in his hands

  • @vengefulone1441
    @vengefulone1441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think an Episode going over Space Marine power armor would be a pretty cool idea honestly

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I really think that, of the 30/40K tanks, pretty much all have 'Chode Syndrome'; Wide as fuck, with 0 depth.
    Like, just stretch every tank out 50% length-wise, and they all look acceptable, but most are just _especially_ fucked pugs in my opinion.

  • @helljumper26
    @helljumper26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would like to see more episodes with Kirioth, I really like the dynamics of everyone.

  • @Zand3rParkour
    @Zand3rParkour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fuckin love Kirioth episodes. You guys compliment each other's energy so well

  • @keaering5183
    @keaering5183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah Bricky i already have my sallies rolling around behind an astraus and let me tell you the first time you use Born Protectors to have this thing fire overwatch or have a flamer squad over watch this thing it is glorious. I haven't played with it since armor of contempt, but oh lord its coming.

  • @namefinder
    @namefinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Let me tell you the tale of Lazarus Gunn, the inventor of the Lasgun..."
    The retcon with Arkan Land is the single most pointless stupid thing in 40k.

    • @probablythedm1669
      @probablythedm1669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah. I'd say Erda was way worse. She could have been super cool. Instead she suddenly showed up and died to Erebus... She was the second most poweful perpetual, only surpassed by the Emperor. The genetic mother of primarchs and astartes, basically a female Emperor. Then she dies, having contributed fuck all to the lore, exept muddle it...
      TL;DR: She was basically the Empress of the Imperium of Man. She did a stupid, pointless appearance and died to Erebus. She is such a pointless waste of a character. :(

    • @jacobduty28
      @jacobduty28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@probablythedm1669 not at all. Erda's entire existence is entirely lore breaking and itself devalues the gravitas of the Emperor. The point of the Emperor is that's he's so unique and above humanity and even the Primarchs that he's unfathomable.

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's kinda fun to have something stupid like that in a setting that takes itself seriously, but only if characters in universe also think it's stupid

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Well they do. Land himself actually hated that they named it after him and the names were originally with apostrophes(like Land's Speeder). But most decided that was too stupid.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s pretty decently within character for the really dumb old Lore that GW put into old lore because it was all shits and giggles

  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This is our new techpriest, Laszlow Gunn, and he has an interesting invention to show you!"

  • @silberhornj
    @silberhornj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DK just got Games Workshoped. Welcome to the family.

  • @MicatheMany
    @MicatheMany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Royal Dorn tank better be straight up combat killdozer or I’m gettin me mallet

  • @chuckthewizard7288
    @chuckthewizard7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The rhino reminds me a lot of the 113 and the fact there are so many variants makes me think that somehow Mike Sparks is now working for the adeptus mechanicus

  • @dyingearth
    @dyingearth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So my guess is somewhat correct. Land Raider (or as Akhan Land prefers, Land's Raider) is the tank used by Space Marine as their tank base. I was so looking forward to the monkey-scorpion hybrid that he created.

    • @thomasolympia3731
      @thomasolympia3731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What ? I’m pretty sure monkeys have been long extinct by M41-42

    • @cfo138
      @cfo138 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasolympia3731 nah its ok, Arkhan Land found the STC for monkey, so monkey is back.

    • @dyingearth
      @dyingearth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasolympia3731 Arch Magos Arkhan Land lived during the Great Crusade era. He created a 'monkey' with venomous scorpion tail tip (because he literally couldn't fathom why spider monkey would need such long and grappling tail for, so it must've have an offensive use).

  • @BohdanKaiba
    @BohdanKaiba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys should bring Baldermort on for a future episode!

  • @MrArbiter103
    @MrArbiter103 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They forgot to mention the Lascanon + twin plasma gun loadout for the razorback. It was really good at killing heavy infantry but the power requirements kept causing the tanks reactors to overload. As such, the razorback would either shut down in the middle of battle and be destroyed by the enemy, or the reactor would blow up and destroy the tank with everyone in it. Genuinely interesting and pretty hilarious lore

  • @hutchy1k94
    @hutchy1k94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If it makes DK feel better, it's Canon from that one Cawl book with the Scythes of the Emperor that Arkhanand HATED the name of his raider and speeder.

  • @Johnny350Z
    @Johnny350Z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I saw Adeptus uploaded a new video, “perfect, I’ll watch this while I build my gladiator…” I said to myself. I’m currently being crushed by the sheer amount situational irony 😂👌🏻also, Stomp stomp Vulcan lives! 🔥

  • @axelmartinez5713
    @axelmartinez5713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The capitol Imperialis is so big that you can make a home for your pet of it.

  • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
    @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always liked how GW made the treads slope the wrong way on the Space Marines' tanks

  • @1m_F3nr1r
    @1m_F3nr1r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You've heard of arkand land but have you heard of the emperor of mankind jimmy space and his space marines

  • @Erik-zh7rk
    @Erik-zh7rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Each time he said STL I imagined a Tech Priest trying to send a file to his 3D printer via Octoprint or something. The Canticles of Extrusion

  • @Ranger-Cealers
    @Ranger-Cealers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm on the process of making my own chapter specific land raider variant I'm calling it the land raider Annihilator, replacing the troop capacity for a Imperial knight grade plasma cannon, and with two plasma cannon sponsons. Its to be used as a frontline seige tank

    • @danielcorder6485
      @danielcorder6485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds Awesome, I thought up an Iron hand variant of the Land raider ares called the Land Raider Morlaag still equipped with demolisher cannon but twin grav cannon hull turret, twin flamestorm sponsors + pintle assault cannon for fun.

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could not help but just start laughing hysterically at the pipe organ/missile launcher thing.

  • @frogwithhumanteeth7535
    @frogwithhumanteeth7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the tanks. They can carry so many little guys

  • @user-wv8lb8yf8v
    @user-wv8lb8yf8v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    «Cawl had known Arkhan Land. Land was never happy with the name given his tank.
    ‘Land’s Raider!’ Arkhan Land said angrily, that strange simian he’d cooked up in a jar jigging about on his shoulder. ‘Land’s Raider!»
    From “Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work” by Guy Haley

  • @Daidalus2
    @Daidalus2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kirioth is the resident tech marine.

  • @bjornthefellhanded5655
    @bjornthefellhanded5655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    33:20 oh you can make fun of the German SuperHeavies, believe me when I say that the Tigers were only good because they rushed em through with heavy Armor and excellent Guns....oh, and when the Tigers first debuted against the British in the Africa Campaign they were all swiftly knocked out by British AT Guns. No, Tigers weren’t invincible. Funfact: The Germans encountered MAJOR issues against the French and Soviets because they had tanks like the Char B1,KV-1&KV-2 which had juuust enough Armor so none of the Standard German AT Guns could penetrate them. It’s my own Theory that the Germans got traumatized by early encounters with Tanks in WW1 and early encounters with Heavy Tanks in WW2 and they struggled to penetrate them with a lot of their equipment(yeah Artillery and Field Guns in WW1 could clap the cheeks of WW1 Tanks but those took time to deploy, and had issues hitting their Targets), and they were like “if those inferior Bolsheviks and French had success with heavily Armed&Armored Tanks then imagine what us superior Aryans could do with Heavy Armor&Guns!”(dont personally believe any “race is superior, just capturing the thought process of what some literal Nazis may have had)
    Anyone that thinks the German Big Cats other than the Panther were genuinely well designed Vehicles is either ignorant,biased and possibly naive. Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing the German Big Cats but those vehicles had so many reliability and mechanical issues, meanwhile the Allies didnt rush most of their Tank programs as much as the Germans did and so they were able to have much better balanced Vehicles overall.(yeah T-34s&IS’s were all a bit shoddy, but they weren’t anywhere near as different to maintain as the German Big Cats.

  • @warden821
    @warden821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MHETAL BOXES!

  • @roxrequiem2935
    @roxrequiem2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Query. This is my first time encountering grav tanks so please bear with me.
    In dark imperium, there was a part where the ultramarines and their successor chapters (and primaris marines) had to charge through a nurgle-ified swamp/bog/river because the guardsmen can't. Why did they not use grav tanks? Was it because the Robot Girlyman "somehow" did not have those, but has a legion of primaris marines? I just find it hard to believe his strategic genius sometimes even when he has that creepy Archmagos Belsaurus Cawl backing him up.

  • @bjornthefellhanded5655
    @bjornthefellhanded5655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:30 oh my god that is AMAZING! Im just imaging a Convoy of these watching a Loyalist Titan Legio duel a bunch of Traitor Titans or maybe some Ork Gargants/Stompas while the Sisters of Battle are all just blasting The Kraken Theme or Davey Jones Theme

  • @alexbrown7708
    @alexbrown7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought it would have been the council of 8 but this is good too.

  • @Ph03nix1
    @Ph03nix1 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You know, the Rhino is one of the most interesting things in 40k. It’s one of the few cases where the vehicle that inspired it has more wacky stuff floating around the internet than even the most over the top 40k version.
    Even the mighty pipe organ Rhino pales in comparison to the majesty of the Aerogavin.

  • @thisisstartacus1175
    @thisisstartacus1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that the outlandish Warhammer 40k weapons/vehicles can still be compared to absurd designs of IKEA furniture.

  • @scooterdescooter4018
    @scooterdescooter4018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we call the small tanks, "Tonks"

  • @Exodiant
    @Exodiant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Astraeus has fewer guns than the Repulsor. *Somehow*.

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, it is the Dreadnought guy! I just bought my first box boy this week. I am sure he would be proud.

  • @zilla21496
    @zilla21496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Potatohead of tanks is quite possibly the greatest way to describe the rhino

  • @graljoffrewithoutanarmy860
    @graljoffrewithoutanarmy860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I kinda wish they revamp the Capitol Imperialis for the Sisters, I believe Sisters got it in ultimate apocalypse (or some other mod, I don't remember). The idea of a literal full mobile cathedral city on titanic threads really would fit the Sororitas aesthetic.

  • @Raiju2
    @Raiju2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    42:25 That thing looks like its going to transform into a giant robot.

  • @tilsoland8258
    @tilsoland8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    „This Tank has so many guns“
    Looks at it
    Laughs in baneblade

  • @DragonuFear
    @DragonuFear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The mastodon is awesome as it's designed for sieges, using that front melta array to blow a giant hole in the wall, drive into it and open the doors, then open the rear hatch as well so guys on foot and dreadnoughts and use it as a tunnel, while the little command center on top is protected by the anti air gun

  • @joshuamaurer9784
    @joshuamaurer9784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shy just showing off Red Alert Mammoth tanks for like a minute had me rolling LOL

  • @M4gl4d
    @M4gl4d ปีที่แล้ว

    "Don't name more tanks after primarchs please."
    GW: "Okay."
    *Names Deathwatch flying transport after Corvus Corax.*

  • @NateVHVT
    @NateVHVT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    37:24 Ben Booley! Great painter and all around lad for goonhammer

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pre 8th ed landraider versions:
    that were offical (from my memory):
    - godhammer (two twin linked lascannons and twinlinked heavy bolter
    - redeemer (two flamestorm cannons and twin linked assault cannon
    - crusader (two hurricane bolters and twin linked assault cannon
    - Prometheus (two quad heavy bolters)
    - Helios (two twin linked lascannons, whirlwind missile launcher)
    - achilles (two twin linked lascannons, thunderfire cannon)
    - land raider terminatus ultra (3 twin linked lascannons, 2 lascannon sponsons
    - Landraider Spartan (two quad lascannons, twin linked heavy bolter)
    - cerberus and typhon both technically use the spartan's hull with just sponson single heavy bolters or lascannons
    - the landraider with the twin linked assault cannons, demolisher cannon, twin heavy flamers was a fan build that became a bit popular and might have been featured in an warhammer 40k apocalypse document
    - the landraider twin linked heavy bolters, two hurricane bolters, two heavy bolters was chapter approved 2017
    - the landraider two heavy flamers, two flamestorm cannons, twin linked assault cannon was chapter approved 2017

  • @Kamen_Hammer
    @Kamen_Hammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    24:00
    Never get tired of hearing that beautiful fact.

  • @mustlovedragons8047
    @mustlovedragons8047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His name is Jimmy Space...
    AND THEY ARE HIS SPACE ,MARINES!!!

  • @ShahbazBokhari
    @ShahbazBokhari 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of all the images in 40K.
    IF they had to bring something to the big screen.
    I truly believe seeing the sisters of battle assault campaign on a plant of Heretics, would have everybody all in for the rest of the ride.
    The idea of seeing a large scale battalion of Exorcists “performing a refrain” and it’s one long scene of carnage and synth techno space Catholic organ work, would be something I’d remember to my dying days.

  • @brycemaster
    @brycemaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I once won an competitive RTT with an Iron Hands Astraeus just surrounded by characters giving out buffs, and imperial fists thunderfire cannons in the back.
    The astreus had like a techmarine giving it "hit on 2s, 1 free hit/wound/damage reroll" and could heal it for flat 3 wounds a turn, a librarian giving it +1 to it's saves by casting psysteel armour (which back then ALSO worked on the void shields) and who could ALSO heal it using reforge. It was insane.
    Now that it's got armour of contempt I'm actually tempted to break it out again...

  • @ditlevbjerregaard571
    @ditlevbjerregaard571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Mastodon is so big, that in the "Dark imperium" books Roboute Guilliman rides in one.

  • @Lynch2507
    @Lynch2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun Fact, the thunderhawk was actually named after Titus Hunderus, nicknamed "Hawk" by his squadmates.

    • @susbedstain2900
      @susbedstain2900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop it, please.

    • @Lynch2507
      @Lynch2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susbedstain2900 the Melta was and after Michael Elta

  • @wepntech
    @wepntech 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol, the description of space marines as engineered super soldiers with questionable parenting is hilarious to me.

  • @eduardopereiradossantosmel7403
    @eduardopereiradossantosmel7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A full tank episode and not a single word about the Predator Angrinator??!!