Best HFY Reddit Stories: Stand Off Negotiation (r/HFY)
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A ship named "Krakken" is truly to be feared. But if a ship named "Karen" appears, its best that you surrendur.
Mothership? No, that's a managership.
No a Ship named the *BFG*
Surrendering to the Karen is suicide. The only two options are either a full out attack to the death or RUN AWAY!!!
Scuttle it now rid us all of it
It broadcasts repeated demands to talk to their manager.
The last part is important because it shows just how thoroughly humanity understands it's current enemy and how horribly underestimated humanity is by simply talking in the enemies native language which probably means the aliens security is probably compromised to it's highest levels. Damn 😅
When someone with a really really big gun tel you leave us alone, you listen if you are smart. When that someone produces a fleet of monsters, then tell you go away , RUN!
This story actually gave me shivers at the end. It was the most frightening story I’ve heard in the whole series about humans in space conflicts. I can’t imagine humans holding back with such restraint while having such overwhelming superiority against an alien foe. All I can say is, damn!
Look at America and Japan in WWII how far did the Japanese need to push to get the USA involved? How hard did the USA hit them to end the battle and how much the USA did to help rebuild Japan after the war.
Damn! and pray that those who come after us know restraint and mercy.
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odd that they are dumb enough to insist on a technicality in the laws of a foriegn government even they appear to only barely care about as the grounds for their claim but smart enough to be more scared of the language she was speaking than the planetkiller she rode in on.
This is the only thing I want to listen to while sitting in the VA parking lot waiting for my husband I will be here all day listening to you
I enjoy the sound of his voice.
Best to you and yours. I avoid the VA. Hope all is well.
@April Patel Best regards to you and your husband. Please extend to him my thanks for his service.
A woman who enjoys HFY? She's a keeper.
That moment when you realize that you're screwed.
1st aliens: We waaaaarned you.
Other aliens: OH shut up.
Well this story was certainly entertaining, butthat ending was rather confusing. There is a second chapter however, perhaps it will be explained in that.
The Admiral knew the Yoruban language and knew it well enough to speak it flawlessly. The only way humans could learn the language that well is if they HAVEN"T stayed confined to their space but had infiltrated Yoruban worlds well enough to at least eavesdrop on Yoruban speech. Given that the humans have proven stealth technology, the Admiral speaking Yoruban is basically telling them that human ships - probably armed warships - are moving around Yoruban worlds completely undetected.
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Oh, damn, yeah, you are right! i didn't even think of that! Thanks!
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Links for chapter 2 or there is no proof
@@mutehowl Here you go. th-cam.com/video/noZkrIJjlXA/w-d-xo.html
And if your wanting part 1 as well. th-cam.com/video/iZ-AF34cnyY/w-d-xo.html
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Bless the Author
I smell a part 2 where we find out what the good Admiral actually said.
It was shown translated in this part. The subtext was that she said it in their language, basically telling him 'We've been reading your mail.'
This is part 2
You see.
*Cocks pistol*
*The game was rigged from the start.*
*Fires one shot into the Xeno’s head*
Flipping cliffhanger. May the algorithm plague you for eternity.
I felt it was dropped right in the middle of something. Had to look at the source to realize it was part 2. Read through part one to realize that I did listen to your narration of part one before.
Link to part 1 narration?
@@pspdsi22 I think this is the right one. th-cam.com/video/iZ-AF34cnyY/w-d-xo.html
@@pspdsi22 th-cam.com/video/iZ-AF34cnyY/w-d-xo.html
I'd also like a link to read more of this story
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete."
-Sun Tzu
Very good particularly the ending. Thank you both. UKUK
Nice to be here early, Your voice is wonderful for this kind of thing :D
This is a peace talk. You do not argue the legality of a war when they aren't trying to enforce sanctions. You thank your lucky stars and go.
It took me reading the first part on reddit to realize that I listened to you read the first part already xD
Thanks for the story
Thank you for the reading 0:14
Lesson learned?
The scary part is not when a human threatens you, it's when it does that in your own language.
You have to love that Oh Crap! moment.
I know it's the Hindu god Shiva but I can't help but think that Shiva from HoH and someone stole her hammer
So you see that species that was returned to the stone age ?
Yeah, we did it with 1% of our current strengh
You are spoiling us with all this content! 😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍
This epic continues, awesome
This was a very nice one.
This story confused the hell out of me. The Yoruba people hail from western Africa, mostly Nigeria. Their language is Yoruban.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Drop more like on this, the stand off story is awesome
Does it have a second part?
This is the 2nd part. The 1st part is simply titled Stand Off, it was very good.
@@GenStallion ok then , is there a 3rd part ?
@@redmondblutarg5188 not that I can see.
@@GenStallion Hopefully part 3 is in the works.
@@truekurayami Considering that this is years old, unlikely. Their latest post was a year ago.
There's a part 2? 😁👌👍 Guess the Combine poked the Monsters 🤣
Well, I we're fucked now?
oh dibs serving on The Kraken >=D
How does "hippity hoppity, get off my property" translate to galactic standard?
You've already lost this poker game. Only thing you gotta decide now is if you walk away from the table, or if you gotta run. And I tell you hwat.. I hope your FTL drives have good sneakers installed.
Morning star is such a nice name to call a demon or the devil himself (i dont remember), it makes me feel weird when people that don't know use it on places or things
Lucifer means "light bringer." Venus was also referred named Lucifer at one point, and was known as the morning star because it was bright enough to be seen after the rest of the stars had faded.
Will you be doing standoff part 3 anytime in the near future?
Well shit on my biscuits it's a cliffhanger!
Improvise, adapt
Terrify
It remind me of paladin learn demonic language to say fuck you in there language 🤣
Their
Gun Boat Diplomacy
pick up that can.
The .... com...bine???
The universal union?
Is their a part 3
For the algorithm
Part 3?
he narrated another part of this th-cam.com/video/iZ-AF34cnyY/w-d-xo.html
Yoruban? Were humans facing against space Nigerians?
United sol… well that answers who won the war for earth.
does anyone have a translation for "Ni vakka a‘sess varada kivesh nethun, eepa kree. Kreeta sho halka, nezka, na kotoon."?
Yes. It is read in the video. "We have a word for that on my world, a plague rat. Vermin that spread disease, death, and destruction."
The significance is that she was able to say that fluently in his language. Which means we have been listening to their internal communications to learn it.
Part 1: Best HFY Reddit Stories: Stand Off (r/HFY)
th-cam.com/video/iZ-AF34cnyY/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=NetNarrator
Algorithm appeasement comment!
Oh s***
I’ll never understand not just executing the entire species that fucked around when the weapon disparity is this great. What are they going to do to stop it?
Maybe because genocide bad?
It sets a bad precedent if other species are watching and besides war is expensive if you can win without firing a shot you would be a fool not to