"Mentlegen, now I think I can safely say... that your time and money have been spent." *takes piece of paper, throws it away without even looking at it* *end scene* I want to see someone get fired for doing that at a board meeting.
"I've just decided to switch Fridays to Monday which means that Friday will now take place on Monday... But since today is Tuesday it doesn't matter in the slightest." I love the internet !!!!
Who can take a sauce Sprinkle it with dew Cover it in chalk The candy can The candy can can The candy man can cause he mixes it with luls and makes the world taste The candy mans can The candy man can cause he can Mandy Mandy Mandy man candy can can Cause the world tastes good Cause the candy man thinks. Best lyrics ever.
+Bob Jones No, the chocolate-making process is playing backwards. In the original film, it's showing how chocolate's made, but it's being like.. unmade in this YTP.
I couldn't stop laughing at the end *Willy Wonka runs outside, tilts forward a bit, then runs inside backwards and closes the door* Charlie: :( Grandpa Joe: Never mind Charlie
7:35 LOL Teacher: "Charlie Bucket, how many did you open?" Charlie: "Two." Teacher: "That's easy. Two is twice one hundred..." Charlie: "Not two. Just two." Teacher: "Well I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you opened two."
Something I'll always appreciate about these is that the jokes are *consistent*. Like, even if they make something very silly, you keep up that one bit of silliness throughout
can we just talk about the consistency here? its amazing. he actually went to such lengths to keep the "wonk" joke going, that he actuallycovered the "a" in "wonka" on the gate at 2:49. never noticed until now. bravo
What if an adult found a golden ticket? I like how Roald Dahl wrote the story, having children of different personalities and flaws go into the factory, but only one child having the righteous personality that would later allow for him to inherit the factory. But if an adult won and was being tested along with the kids, it would seem odd haha
I mean, seeing how mr. wilkinson was present for every gold ticket found and how wonka inexplicably had rooms specifically catering to one of the bratty kids each, its pretty obvious that the whole thing was staged and wonka knew which kids were going to get the tickets. I mean why did you think the movie speficially had a scene of someone creating what is basically a super computer to calculate the exact chocolate bar that is going to have a ticket inside of it based on propability, only for it to not work? it was obviously meant to indicate that it wasn't actual up to odds.
barbaro267, There would be an additional rule to all adult winners of the golden ticket, where they need to bring a child of the certain adult, and no children equals no admittance. That’s how I would think of it as.
ngl this ytp and its second part are one of the priceless treasures of the genre, up there with DurhamRockerZ’s Hank of the Hill in timelessness and skilled execution. I think I have seen these YTPs more than the actual movie and they deserve every single one of those views
Still holds up after 12 years. Imo what makes this unique is that he mixes and splices lines to keep the movie relatively structured in its nonsense. Almost like an abridge.
The damn "secret peas" line and then "Oh that Slauss, he was the worst!" Had me literally in tears. Absolutely crying my face off I was laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I love it so much.
I died at 7:23 "I've just decided to switch Fridays to Monday, which means Friday will now take place on Monday... but since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
actionfigure awesomereveiws I didn't notice until a third time when I watched and saw the wafers were coming out of the chocolate at 0:45 LMAO also the cocoa falling up at 1:04 LOOOOL
*”Just like Willy Wonka was born, and you look like you were born”* 🙉 🙈 🙉 This fabulous shit never gets old I swear I’m not the only one who misses this extravagant humour-
Apparently Charlie has a grandpa named Me who sent him a birthday present. Grandpa Joe thought there was a Wonka bar inside which had a golden ticket. But he was wrong. It turned out to be a scarf just like the one he just got. LMAO
"All the other chalk-makers in the world were spies, dressed as workers to steal Mr. Wonk's Secret Peas!" I haven't finished the video yet, but I can tell it's going to be a winner!
"Grandpa, you think i have the chance to find one?"
"One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
LMFAO
that was comedy gold
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at that part!
I know right that was freaking hilarious 😆
ultrix soma lol
Gave you ur 666th like
"Mentlegen, now I think I can safely say... that your time and money have been spent."
*takes piece of paper, throws it away without even looking at it*
*end scene*
I want to see someone get fired for doing that at a board meeting.
This is exactly how it goes in the government.
(If your organization doesn't spend all the money you've been given, you get less next year)
My new life goal
*Men staring at him look like they're prepared to kill him XD
My theory is that guy is actually willie wonka in disguise outside of his factory 😂
Mkay, I'll do this at my next meeting Monday, but since Friday is now Monday and Monday is now Friday I'll have to wait until Monday
"I have yet to see you set foot on the floor"
"Well maybe if the floor wasn't sus!"
He's got a point
+Akared It's spelled "sos."
+Noah Brady I'm pretty sure it's spelled sos ur both wrong
You are all wrong it's really spelt sos
We'll have NuN of ThhT!
Well, did you get the TiK yet? *YEY*
It's 10 years later and I still can't get over the "you're pulling legs, Charlie" joke.
"Greetings to you Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs!"
@@tomsmurf4225 "From Mr. Will Smith!"
That’s what I came back for 🦵😂
Can confirm 13 years later, still funny.
And the "never mind Charlie" bit!
"Not since the tragic day the factory started working again" is still one of my favorite lines in all the YTPs ive watched
that line still kills me 👁👄👁
@@goldsushi9003 "Nevermind, Charlie."
"You're pulling legs, Charlie."
That was genius.
“Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs”
@@spacedoutorca4550 LOL
"I've just decided to switch Fridays to Monday which means that Friday will now take place on Monday... But since today is Tuesday it doesn't matter in the slightest."
I love the internet !!!!
Kris Norge *insert spongebob weenie Hut junior reference here*
Loopyboy447 this is not filled with cheap jokes.
Loopyboy447
Sorry, but they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday.
Kris Norge I died laughing there
🤣🤣 straight out of a Monty Python skit!
The candyman loses soo much inventory when he sings
He can ‘cause he can.
@@Circuitssmith because the Candyman's can!
@@bromodragone8405 mandy man man
@@bobsemple7660 That's why all the children are there...
He's giving out candy like candy except to Charlie.
Who can take a sauce
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chalk
The candy can
The candy can can
The candy man can cause he mixes it with luls and makes the world taste
The candy mans can
The candy man can cause he can
Mandy Mandy Mandy man candy can can
Cause the world tastes good
Cause the candy man thinks.
Best lyrics ever.
I've been singing it at work lately and needed to type it up.
RIP Gene Wilder, the candy can.
He makes the world taste pretty dang good.
lmao
greatest lyrics i have ever heard
you know your ytp is memorable when it's still pretty good after almost a decade.
Me and my friends remember watching this when it came out and we still quote it to this day lmao
“One, I’m counting on you to find NONE”
Over a decade later and it still holds up
9:19 "Jumping crocodiles, Charlie, we've got a lot to do! Comb your shoes, polish your face, wash your hairbrush..."
PFFFT! XD
i think that's pretty close to the original line anyways
I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it.
this comment deserves more likes
"Charlie, What are you doing here?"
"Then I guess I'll be going..."
"Go awaaay, Charliieeeee."
Lmao XD
and here's a little gift from Grandpa Me.
maxtheaxeiswax Nevermind charlie
maxtheaxeiswax Woulda been funny if he handed him a blunt ha
No that would of been fucking dumb like all the other "mlg" jokes.
+TheIvangallo rekt
+maxtheaxeiswax "charlee what are you doing here?" "then i guess ill be going"
My absolute favorite thing about this YTP is the consistency and continuity with the jokes and especially the names of the characters.
Agusuga glue
Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever goes in
0:09
"My latest invention, Anti-Chocolate! It unmakes itself right before your eyes!"
Robert Cornhole That definitely sounds like something Wonka would actually make.
"I heard you like eating chocolate, well this chocolate will do the eating for you"
Sounds like it would pair well with Fizzy Falling Drinks.
b0atFan In Soviet Russia, chocolate eats YOU!!
Robert Cornhole's comment is what Gene Wilder would say,
@@WilTheNyanCharmander 's is what Johnny Depp would say.
nobody goes in…..and.. nobody goes in……*shakes trolly
and right he was Charlie
@@troywright359 Not since the tragic day the factory started working again.
That's the most scary part, the trolly shaking
Sure... "Shaking" it...
When you realize the entire beginning sequence is playing in reverse.
+MegaLCRO when you realize the entire beginning sequence is playing backwards.... what? what is the end of the sentence?
+Bob Jones No, the chocolate-making process is playing backwards. In the original film, it's showing how chocolate's made, but it's being like.. unmade in this YTP.
+OmegaSanction odd how they show a chocolate making process in a movie about chalk
+MegaLCRO took me a minute to realize it, and then I was crying laughing.
+The Sentient Potato
Obviously, this is footage from Mr. Wonk's chalk factory. His magnificent machines break down candy and turn it into chalk.
I shat myself when he opened the same present. "Nevermind Charlie..."
Right? He opened it and it was the same scarf XD
FeaturedPixel best part
And I bet you get nosebleeds when you see women in skimpy swimsuits, too. :/
@@WorldWalker128 huh
@@WorldWalker128
And I bet you scoff derisively at a joke you don't understand, but want to pretend like you do.
"Ek-hem"
"Ek-hem"
*"EK-HEM"*
Charlie places money in the candy seller's hand
"Meh-ke."
“Nobody ever goes in....and nobody ever goes in.” *shakes cart*
Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr Will Smith.
My favourite part by far.
I watched that probably a million times
Your pulling legs, Charlie.
Charlie, you've done it!
+Dieperdors W (Dieperdors) never mind Charlie
"Gentlemen, now i think i can safely say that your time and money, have been spent."
Just saw that as I read your comment
Must be a secret gentry society.
5:57 "mentlegen"...
this is probably the funniest line ive ever heard, somewhere up there with a george carlin joke xD
best description of Kickstarter I've heard
Charlie
Occupation: Puller of our legs
Evocative 😂👌🏻
LOL
Such a good comment
You mean "Chocolate"
I still take pride in this joke
"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeeee~" made me spit out my drink.
One of your finest works ever.
The poor lady's trying to starve 4 old people to death, and that darned son of hers keeps bringing home money to feed them
Mrs bucket is such a neglectful mum but only this ytp version
Favorite Parts:
1. Every time they said "Nevermind Charlie"
2. *I'M A MAGICIAN*
3. Nobody ever goes in and nobody ever goes in
"One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
one of my favorite lines
lol
Grandpa Joe has low standards
@@hopemueller2658 who's Grandpa Joe? I only know of grandpa joj
I couldn't stop laughing at the end
*Willy Wonka runs outside, tilts forward a bit, then runs inside backwards and closes the door*
Charlie: :(
Grandpa Joe: Never mind Charlie
I'm coming, I'll be there soon.
WHOOPS, forgot my chalk! Be right back!
(walks back inside)
Stephen R I loved that too
i think it should have ended with him tilting back and forth while smooth criminal is playing
@@brofistbro123 Underrated.
I couldnt breathe when i saw it hahahaha
7:35 LOL
Teacher: "Charlie Bucket, how many did you open?"
Charlie: "Two."
Teacher: "That's easy. Two is twice one hundred..."
Charlie: "Not two. Just two."
Teacher: "Well I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you opened two."
+jeffmakesgames1 ergjergjerogwejeorgjwegiojrgoi. Do I make myself clear?
+JustSixteenChars why does the teacher kinda sound/look like monty python
+Antixer Considering Monty Python is a group of people, that's some feat.
I believe he was actually in sketches with some of them in the 60s, if I'm not mistaken
Oh, hey jeff. Didn't realize you watched this stuff, lmao.
"They do it because they were born. Just like Mr Wonka was born. You look like you were born."
3:22 "is this your sauce grandpa"
"Well it's you charlie"
"Fuf!"
I really cant get enough of this lmao
I thought he said "Fuck" 🤣
"One? I'm counting on you to find none!" Thanks, grandpa, I guess.. :,( lol
8:31 "May I introduce myself. Ulsasluguls."
AND DON'T FORGET THE NAME!
+ Ravion *instantly forgets the name*
brownsound5150 i read that right as it came up omfg
U L S A S L U G U L S
"Charlie, what are you doing here?"
"Then I guess i'll be going ...."
"gooo awayyyyy ..charlieeee"
I'm watching this in memory of Gene.
Nevermind, Epicfilmslol...
Same :( RIP Gene
RIP
Me too R.I.P Gene Wilder. 😔 😭
Nice profile pic ;)
Something I'll always appreciate about these is that the jokes are *consistent*. Like, even if they make something very silly, you keep up that one bit of silliness throughout
"I'm a magician! *shout the window* AVADA KEDAVRA!!"
One of my favorite YTP moments
Caught me so off guard I had to pause to get through the laughter LOL
"you know it's a YTP when the max quality is 240p"
-Me 2014
There's. He Remake by Plonk
-Me 2020
Link to Remake
th-cam.com/video/q73_Jb41pqg/w-d-xo.html
“I’m a magician!!”
**opens window**
*”AAHvAAHda KEedAAHbra!!”*
can we just talk about the consistency here? its amazing. he actually went to such lengths to keep the "wonk" joke going, that he actuallycovered the "a" in "wonka" on the gate at 2:49. never noticed until now. bravo
TH-cam Poopers are filmmakers by default
(*she)
Same thing with the “tick” thing
The way Charlie says “I got it! The fifth golden tick, it is mine!” Was genius!
@@nehemiahsomers4141 I mean...ok?
Candy man: Ahem.
*Charlie continues eating*
Candy man: Ahem.
*Charlie continues eating*
Candy man: AHEM!
Truls Erik Rypern Meha
SEE YAI AYE Lol
+Truls E.R. Charlie: *pays the Candy Man, but then immediately takes back his pay as he continues to eat*
He’s not candy man, the candy man is willy wonka. He’s just a candy & chocolate seller.
Nevermind charlie.
What if an adult found a golden ticket? I like how Roald Dahl wrote the story, having children of different personalities and flaws go into the factory, but only one child having the righteous personality that would later allow for him to inherit the factory. But if an adult won and was being tested along with the kids, it would seem odd haha
Yeah...
I mean, seeing how mr. wilkinson was present for every gold ticket found and how wonka inexplicably had rooms specifically catering to one of the bratty kids each, its pretty obvious that the whole thing was staged and wonka knew which kids were going to get the tickets. I mean why did you think the movie speficially had a scene of someone creating what is basically a super computer to calculate the exact chocolate bar that is going to have a ticket inside of it based on propability, only for it to not work? it was obviously meant to indicate that it wasn't actual up to odds.
barbaro267, There would be an additional rule to all adult winners of the golden ticket, where they need to bring a child of the certain adult, and no children equals no admittance. That’s how I would think of it as.
What if said adult was older than Wonka? The contest was to find an heir to inherit the factory.
"May I introduce myself. Alsa Sluggles. And don't forget the name" *he leaves*
Rest in chalk pieces Mr. Wonk. Some Gobstoppers do end. :'(
"Charlie, what are you doing here?"
"I guess I'll be going then."
"Goooo awaaaay Chaaarlie!"
that part was the paradigm of comedy.
Well maybe if the floor wasn't saus
sauce
One?! I'm counting on you to find none! Lmfao
I loved that part
Grandpa Joe knows how to break your entire spirit with a few words.
@@thenerdyboii6436 who's that? I only know Grandpa Joj.
*Mike*: Hey, mom we're on TV!
*Admiral Ackbar*: It's a trap!
*Mike*: Hey, Fishface! How do I look?
ngl this ytp and its second part are one of the priceless treasures of the genre, up there with DurhamRockerZ’s Hank of the Hill in timelessness and skilled execution. I think I have seen these YTPs more than the actual movie and they deserve every single one of those views
5:31 “I’m a magician”
The added hat and wand was fucking great.
4:25 "Grandpa, do you think I've got a chance to find one?" "One?! I I'm counting on you to find none!" XD
Agusuga Glue
Faaf foof fuuf
Tyler Villarreal I made up some more names
Chacha buck
Vever saws
Vivel beergaurder
Mike Feet
Nevermind, Charlie.
5:56 "Mentlegen, now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been spent."
‘And here’s a little gift from Grandpa Me’. 10 years on, I still say it and absolutely no one gets the reference.
That end is fucking golden.
I love how Grandpa George thinks he's Tommy Wiseau.
oh yah because his hair?
Hahaha, what a story, R.J. Anyway, how's your sex life?
Wow, you look so sexy R.J Wallishcek.
Can I kiss you?
I got the results of the test back, I definitly have chocolate cancer.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART R.J
agizzy23
What a story agizzy
“Well maybe if the floor wasn’t sus” Yes. Very perfect reason
I'll never in my life not laugh at the pulling legs scene. This really is genius.
9:23
- Hey mom! We're on TV!
- It's a TRAP!
- Hello fish face!
Agusuga glue
+acfreak55 FuF FoF FaF
veruca saus
Mike T
Viva bulbasaur
"Charlie what are you doing here?"
"Then I guess I'll be going"
goooo awayyyy charlieeee.
"Gooooawayy Charlie" LOL
Greetings to you, Charlie!
The lucky puller of our legs.
Sincerely
Mr. Will Smith
Still holds up after 12 years. Imo what makes this unique is that he mixes and splices lines to keep the movie relatively structured in its nonsense. Almost like an abridge.
"Is this your sauce, grandpa?"
"Well, it's you, Charlie."
"Faaf!"
lmao
Ahem......Ahem......Ahem......AHEM *puts coin in hand but snatches it away*........*smile turns to frown* mehA
My boy, do you ask a fish how it flies?
Or a bird how it swims?
No siree, you don't! They do it because they were born!
MrThischarmingman2 Just like Willy Wonka was born, and you look like you were born
+MegaJonnyboy10™ Who could take the saas?
+Matthew Music Sprinkle it with dewwww (picture of Mountain Dew)
I catch myself singing “I want a feast, I want a BEAN feast” way too often
"Nobody ever goes in. And nobody ever goes in." *rattles knife cart*
7:55 to 8:11 Laughing so hard especially when his eyes turn white LOL
i keep rewatching it and it just gets funnier each time!
***** I know right? Lol
Lol
Never mind, Charlie
xP
Is this your sauce grandpa?
mellowandjello Well it's you Charlie
camo dude2020 fdgajbngdfajkbgakujbfkujbgsiwurt, do I make myself clear?
Yes sus...
mellowandjello Grandpa this grandpa's fantastic!
***** woeow..I aahhhaa...I've never thought my life could be....Anything!
Sir Sam Well maybe if the floor wasn't sus.
"I'm a magician!"
(Opens window)
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
(The workers scream in agony)
The damn "secret peas" line and then "Oh that Slauss, he was the worst!" Had me literally in tears. Absolutely crying my face off I was laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I love it so much.
I always come back to this poop. My brother and I quote it all the time
Such a classic
best ending to any youtube video ever.
Never mind Charlie
I died at 7:23
"I've just decided to switch Fridays to Monday, which means Friday will now take place on Monday... but since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
"Is this your sauce, Grandpa?" "Well, it's you, Charlie!" What the hell?!
LOOOL
I think you forgot the last part ..."Well, it's you, Charlie!" "faf!"
Psycho Broz.
Oh yah that part
fUUf!
"CHARLIE BUCKET!!!"
"YES MR. TURKENTINE"
"I SHALL NEED A BUCKET, COME AND GIVE ME A HAND!!!"
Asgahdjajfgafajdjahdgshdjajsjfjsgag
Do I make myself clear?
@@demonking86420 Yes sus.
Charlie is also getting out and getting in his seat repeatedly
I watch Will Wonk parts 1 and 2 every Christmas season. Thank you DaThings for making this.
And here's a gift from Grandpa ME.
8 years later and I’m still watching this timeless classic
I'm a magician! *Avada Kedavra!*
Nuuu! *flailfs around uselessly*
*Crowd cheers*
*dying on the floor* My last wish is... Avada...Banana *suddenly,bananas in your face*
This has brought me endless joy for 10 years.
I never understood why Charlie wasn't inside the sweet shop when the shopkeeper was giving out loads of sweets for free
I’m pretty sure those kids either paid beforehand, or are putting the candy on their tabs. Yes, candy shops had tabs back then.
Greetings to you, Charlie
The lucky puller of our legs
You pulling legs Charlie.....
From mister Will Smith!
The Fifth Golden Tick is mine!
"Little boys gotta have SoƧ to hope for. "
Too true.
It is safe to say that your time and money have been spent!
Jack Griffin Mentlegen...
fuuuf.
Can’t describe how funny and well done this is. Sober. High. Drunk. Makes me laugh every time I watch it
Man, it's crazy to think a YTP would make me feel old, this one's over 10 years old now and I remember watching it when it first came out-
Charlie's job:
Get newspapers
Run Backwards
Break a window
Get your first payday
If I witnessed this in real life, the world would be perfect.
*don't forget pulling legs.
@@bobygreen8429 Of course, he's a professional puller of our legs.
I always come back to this. It’s chalk full of good quotes but I still always say “From mister Will Smith!?” When I get mail.
Am I the only one who noticed that the beginning was in reverse?
I didn't notice until half of that sequence was over.
You look like you were born
No
actionfigure awesomereveiws WHY YES
actionfigure awesomereveiws I didn't notice until a third time when I watched and saw the wafers were coming out of the chocolate at 0:45 LMAO also the cocoa falling up at 1:04 LOOOOL
I appreciate the butcher clarifying twice that nobody ever goes in
“Greetings to you Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs”
~Mr. Will Smith
4:07
The teacher's head helps spell out HOH.
The SIS is only implied.
5:30 "I'm a magician! AVADA KEDAVARA!"
Expecto patronom
*”Just like Willy Wonka was born, and you look like you were born”* 🙉 🙈 🙉
This fabulous shit never gets old I swear I’m not the only one who misses this extravagant humour-
This two part saga got me through some dark times in my teens. 2012 me will always love this ❤
❤
Apparently Charlie has a grandpa named Me who sent him a birthday present. Grandpa Joe thought there was a Wonka bar inside which had a golden ticket. But he was wrong. It turned out to be a scarf just like the one he just got. LMAO
'The little boys got SuS to hope for'
+Josiah Cole Well maybe if the floor wasn't SoS
Cover it in chalk
"All the other chalk-makers in the world were spies, dressed as workers to steal Mr. Wonk's Secret Peas!"
I haven't finished the video yet, but I can tell it's going to be a winner!