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my drill sergeant found a star wars book i was reading. he just looked at me with a sideways glance and said "i ain't even mad `atcha, but i gotta take it."
Did he gave it back or use it?
Thats funny.
That's because a Star Wars book was the least offensive bit of contraband he found that week.
My drill sgt had a drawer of porn he collect from recruits I had to clean the drill sgt office after a private smoke session and he left the drawer open and you better not look in it lol
Did you ever got it back or did they keep it?
I showed this to some of my old recruiters. They were ranting that both of the privates needed to be smoked for dancing to Vanilla Ice.
I agree with them!
At that point in time, summer/fall 1990 that song was considered dope. Vanilla Ice killed his hip hop career doing that ninja turtles sound track.
Other than actually touching everyrhing is as it was when I was in.
"Look at me again, and I will reach into your chest, and switch your soul off." lmfao
That was my favorite part lol.
I had to rewind this a couple times. I don’t even know how he kept a straight face. I am hollering.
First time I heard that I asked are u gonna kill me! I still have the scars!
Lol yea that was funny..
Reach in your chest pull your heart out, show it to you and put it back in before it stops beating. Fort Sill DS 89-92
"I'm at muscle failure."
"Well, that would explain why you're a f*cking failure, now wouldn't it?"
Had me rolling.
I remember when a drill instructor walked into the Dayroom while I was telling a story and I stopped. He smiled and said, "Don't let me interrupt you---" I stayed frozen. (Didn't trust)
@Nytrekkor I can't remember.
Been there, done that.
Mpg I been there too, that my friend is real dedicated disciplines anxiety😅😅
I learned quick you only react to them when they addressed you lol. I've called off a dump short because I heard the DI screaming for "Hollywood". Pulled up my pants and ran over.
Smart you was right to not trust it 🤣🤣
The drill sergeant is walking down the hall like a shark that smells blood. This is hilarious.
You got the A right in the back ground but I don't see $
What the fuck is that gay as emblem this 2 thing do not go together. YOU CAN'T BE A FUCKING ANARCHIST AND SUPPORT ANY KIND OF GOVERNMENT ESPECIALLY TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT BULLSHIT.
@@greatandpowerfuloz5939 calm down 🤦🏿
Reminds me of the scene in the first Terminator movie
More like Debo from Friday!
"Thank you drill sergeant."
"Don't thank me thank your recruiter."
Oh my god I'm dying. 😂
Our platoon heard that shit so many times it became our motto lmfao
dadjmixesit to this day it's hard for me to apologize or to thank someone.
Heard that to many times
Better one : "Don't thank me, thank your mom for not swallowing"
IN CADEEENCE
Red Bull in 1990? He's so contraband king he was able to travel into the future to score goods..
I remember we had one Private who actually kept his MRE with the intention of mailing it to his wife so she could try what we were eating. I just remember questioning how the hell he was going to get a full MRE through mail call haha..
Your Life Is A Great Story Red Bull launched in 1987
it wasnt sold technically it was under a different name or so my uncle CLAIMS lol
I was in middle school when it first came out here, the gas station by school sold it for a quarter.
Roguexpancake, there might have been a drink similar to Red Bull, but the company didn't sell a product in the states till 1996/97 (source: I worked for Red Bull, they made sure we knew company history.)
i was drinking redbull in 1990 in seattle
My drill sgt name was ssgt zuniga
That lil 5'4" tough mean mayan demon,
From the dephts of hell. T.y. drill sgt.
Filipino Drill Sergeant are literally Satan.
It's always the short ones that are the meanest. Drill sgt Robertson was about 5'3 and his smoke sessions were legendary.
My battle buddy in Basic was Airman Zuniga..........
@@stelly07 💀 LMAO
Ssgts Guinn Overberger and Steele. Ft Jackson 92
I had a DS that was a pitcher in college and he looked at me throwing out the trash without proper uniform and emptying the cigarette butts out of my pocket in the trash..... He runs to me and bends down and picks up a rock and throws it about 500 yards and says I don't want to see a cigarette butt on the ground from here to where that rock landed.... "Half Right"
I swear I picked up cigarette butts for 4 days .....
As if policing brass wasn't annoying enough....
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@@DarthTwilight So uh Privates we're ten lbs short of how much brass we should have so guess we're gonna miss trans till you guys find the last ten lbs of brass :/
@MannyScoots(Patriot). Oh gosh. I know you thought about that every time you discarded a cigarette from that day forth or saw someone drop one on the ground. I wasn't in the military but I had a similar experience when I managed an 18 house movie theater and we had to prepare for our annual corporate audit which also helped determine our bonus. Every piece of gum on the sidewalk and leading up to the box office window and every piece of gum on every seat in each theater had to be gotten up. From that day forth if I saw someone spit gum on the sidewalk, oh it was on!
circa 1990, RedBull falls out of hidey hole. This D.S. is so damn good, he pulls contraband out of the future.
But Drill Sergeant... those dont exist.
@@DirtCheapFU *BULLSHIT! IRON MIKE!*
Lol
A God damn wizard.
😂😂😂😂
"What contraband?! THE FUCKING GLUE!! where did y'...PUUSHH!! PUSH!!" i swear it gets me every time... well i guess he can't fix stupid that's why XD...
91plm lol thats my favorite part
Oh man, I did the low crawl thing to one of my soldiers in Iraq. He was late several times, so I launched a tool from our toolbox and made him low crawl to retrieve it and then launched another when he got back. He was never late again.
You probably crushed his soul when you threw the second one haha
You fucked his feelings.
Learn them right!
Lmao gold. I had a soldier in Iraq that couldn’t seem to be on time either. So after a long remedial training session I made him carry a big ass clock with him everywhere he went until he could learn to be on time. He ended up being pretty squared away lol.
@@Shjandy his soul was eradicated
Had this one female DS after a road march took her rucksack off and through it on the ground. It compressed half way and went back to shape. Was filled with balled up newspaper.
My SDS had a damn rucksack full of cotton
I can remember trading out with one pvt. his ruck was one of the small ones, I had the large, with everything including the kitchen sink and the frame. He was having a hard time of it, so I changed out, moved up to the front, walked back to the rear and finished with him at a nice stroll. (I could do 12 miles in less than 2 hours with full gear and large ruck)
I was a house-mouse and cleaned the duty hut, out DIs used rolls of toilet paper.
Man I remember being attached to an AIT unit in Ft. Eustis. We were NCOs making a 5th squad. When called to attention they screamed"motivation,dedication, that's the key to graduation!". We NCOs yelled " fantization, masturbation, that's the key to ejaculation beat on drill sgt beat on!" Man he didn't know what to do with us. We were all Cavalry in a crewchief school. Man what a blast we had.
Makes sense…
It would have been funny if the drill sergeant said "Where did you get Red Bull from... That shit hadn't even been invented yet!"
True that..
Jerel Page it was, but it wasn’t the red bull from now, it was some Asian drink that wasn’t carbonated, we didn’t get the carbonated drink labeled Red Bull till late 90s or early 20s
@@echocompany2484 it was an Austrian company. remember the girls from the Swedish bikini team back in the day? they toured around the States in the early and mid 90s promoting it.
First thing that I noticed! WTF is red bull doing in 1990?
And our platoon thought we were tough hiding Cheerios in the ceiling.
"Make sure by the way that some of your tears fall on there. Expedite the whole process" lmao. These videos are hysterical. Keep up the great work.
Did they have a competition or something?
"DOOWWNN!"
"Motivation..."
"UUPP!"
"...is the key"
Based Hollywood, too damn funny, that was the motto for my last unit in the Army, “Motivation is the key”, followed by “boots to ass”
"Ratting on your battle buddy, that easy huh? Just fucking push!" I love it.....
What the hell is a battle buddy
"The f*cking glue, where did you get......PUSH!" omggg 😂
Idk how tf they manage to find that shit in basic. You strip them of everything and they STILL manage to bring in the fucking weirdest contraband
3:50
What contraband sarge?...lmao
@@tonyortega6589 i was told you can get sent some things by people from the outside through mail
That was my favorite line of the whole clip.
What contraband drill sergeant?
thefbgh.??..? THE GLUE PRIVATE, PUUSSHH!!!!
fkn great
SlendyMcTendies lost it
What contraband drill sgt? THE FUCKIN GLUE!!
I'm dyin
the shit ds say
+PFCthomas Blackhawk fnjhgfry
Hit the deck! O your back! with hands & feet inthe air you dead Caccalatchie cockroach!
This video almost make me miss the trail. I'll never forget the private that lost his shower shoes and tried to draw them on with a sharpie to keep me from noticing. 💀👀💀
Wait wait wait.....he did what 🤣😂🤣😂 omg Id've paid good money to watch that all played out.
Was he later dishonorably discharged and then he and his son drew on sharpie beards and mustaches before knocking off a convenience store?
Not is nothing but impressive.....
"Where'd ypu get that contraband priah???"
"What contraband sir???.."
"THE F**KIN GLUE!!"
Got me rolling 🤣
Calm down before I get your dad, wario
The way his voice hit THREE octaves higher had me rolling.
I was laughing too...he didn't know it was contraband...lol
He hid it in his nose sniffing it.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
The Debo squeaky wheel when he’s walking down the hall is spot on 🤣 ahhh those were the days
Rolling your BDU sleeves out is what the Marines did . We rolled them up so the camo showed. We had this one DS we called the Tazmanian devil. he tried to throw a wall locker out of the 3rd story window, because my platoon's shit wasn't squared away.
Was that at Fort Dix 1982?
Fort dix 1989
Jerry Voss I was at Ft. Dix in Basic in 1982 Jerry! C -2-3
I was D-1-26
Jerry Voss Thank you for your Service Brother!
“I tried to superglue it drill sergeant”
“Where did you get that contraband private”
“What contraband drill sergeant”
“THE FUCKING GLUE!!!”
Drill Sargent is right, there is something wrong with you if you put ketchup on MREs!
Maybe he needs a little more spice in his MRE....Now where are those reaper chilis?
Got the most glorious payback on a drill 3 years later on Carson. They had our battalion doing the augmentee gate duty. He pulls up and hands me his ID mind you I'm a sgt now and he's a staff sgt. So I say good evening sgt, as I'm scanning his ID. He looks at me with fire in his eyes and says that's drill sgt to you. I said o my apologies I forgot to tell you drill sgt you have been randomly selected for a vehicle inspection. The one MP on the gate saw it and ran with it worse than me got the dog out there and everything pretty funny night. Then he got butt hurt and went and complained to the sgm totally worth it.
Out of all the uniforms worn by the army or just the military in general, the uniform of this era is my personal favorite
Cause your old. It's my favorite as well
BDUs! I got to wear them as a duty uniform the last 6 months of my enlistment...before that we (in the USAF) wore the plain green fatigues....but we dolled 'em up nice, with patches for TAC, for our Squadron, and for our Maintenance Unit! With 4" stripes on our sleeves! At least they were all subdued!)
The despair in his voice
"But sarge....." xD
In the Marines I got IT'D every Sunday for being from Wisconsin.
Did you ever have to do the Dixie cup challenge?
This shit is too funny
I got IT’D every week day just from being from Mississippi 😂😂
LOL!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have a buddy who went to Fort Benning for OSUT (11B). He told me his Drill Sergeants took everyone's bibles and burned them in a pile and then told them that "Jesus doesn't live on Sand Hill!" lol
Lol I just gg back from benning it sucksd
Yeah I was at Sand Hill. Those Drills were crazy back in the 90's. lol
11B Sand Hill 1990 during Desert Shield, those Drill Sargents weren't playing! They were talking about shipping basic training companies straight to Saudi as they graduated.
When I was at Sand Hills in '06 (6-6-06-, actually..) they talked about shipping us straight to Korea when it was getting hot over there again. Sand Hills was crazy.. the DS were crazy... the cadre, everybody... crazy.
Man they said we were going to Iraq in 09 straight out of basic and I went to sill haha
I chuckled at "Golden Era.". I was a Veteran's Home Admin nurse in the early 90's and had a, hold on to your seats, WWI aka The Great War, veteran who would have argued that point to cardiac arrest. LOL! RIP his sweet, contacerous old soul.
"Water?? Looks like we're all out!!" OMG, ya' just know that is a perfect example of what they could do back then that would earn a stress card now.
"Straight to the complaint department." 😂😂😂😂
Stress Cards? Wtf is that, lol it doesn't exist in Fort Leonard Wood lpl
Stress cards don’t exist.
This is an IG form private...there’s thousands with my name on it
you the man, I served early 70's, have not laughed this hard since then.
The drill sergeant picked on Goose and said "goose" xD
ElectroWolf that's the point
ha yeah he should have made a joke about that
Yeah it’s almost like we watched the same video
Love how "Only Time" by Enya played when he found the contraband!
That brought back some 1991 Ft. Jackson memories - dude even looks like one of my drill sergeants
C 2/13 INF here
"What contraband drill sgt?"
"The fuckin glue! Where the fu.. Push !"
LMAO
Dude, we need more of these! I just watched all four episodes back to back. I remember my AIT days. One of the Drill Sergeants used to high crawl into people's rooms and choke them out. Just as they were gonna black out, he'd whisper "you'd be deeeaaaaadddddd" and then hustle on out.
Ah the old days
This is 10x funnier now that I’m actually in the army
Why are you on your phone, PRIVATE?!?!🧐👨✈️😤
It's ok though I can FIX that, HALF RIGHT!!!!
FORWARD, MARCH!!!!
Hut 2, 3, 4, hut 2, 3, 4 hut hut hut 2,3,4!!
^^ this is what happens when civilians try to make military jokes.
You wouldn’t march from half right. 🤦🏻
@@JahWontPayTheBill you gotta give them some credit for trying 🤣
Damn I felt that "oh shit" when he found the snack stash
When he folded the complaint into a damn airplane.... OMG. Never served, but I would've been smoked every day, for laughing, I bet, but I'd never fill out a complaint.
That's part of the reason why they do it because if you do laugh they can smoke you even more
@@Zerathenezot I did realize that it was cyclical, which is quite evil, but hilarious
@@yeanah2571 lol it's not evil. The whole part is mental and physical readiness to adjust to the military way of life. Smoking is used as discipline but more often they smoke you for stupid sh*t to get you into shape for the short time they have you.
All it is, really is just teaching you the basics of orderly, uniformity and what is expected of every soldier. These guys really are push overs, but they have also seen combat. Don't cross one but the sooner you adjuat the sooner they lighten the leash and make it more about learning than being d*cks.
@@Zerathenezot Can't smoke a quitter. I was that guy always laughing. I loved the mind games. Good times
Yooooooo he said "I will fucking reach my fist into your chest, and switch your fucking soul off"
I'm fuckin dead bro!!!!!!
LOL!! I couldn't stop laughing. "One..Two..Three.....ZERO!" Just like how I remember it....Fort Benning, 1994.
Sgt. I was laughing so hard that I shitted on myself... This bring me back to so many memories and nightmares. Thanks and keep up the great work.
ARMY LOGIC
Stores - A place which has a sole purpose to supply kit and equipment and support fighting troops, a place where you're guaranteed to get shouted or moaned at for asking for said equipment.
Clothing stores - Similar to the stores, but has a sole purpose of supplying and exchanging clothing to fighting troops. The clothing stores has an allocated time slot for each platoon roughly three times a year, a place which is reluctant to give you clothes as if the cost was coming out of their own pocket. The clothing stores, outside of said allocated slots, appears to do nothing for the rest of the year, yet grips you up if you enter outside of said time slot.
Armoury - A mediocrely secure compound where fighting troops weapons and attachments are stored. The armoury mysteriously requires an extra two hour window prior to drawing weapons for the troops to arrive, whom will wait a further hour after the drawing time because the armourer 'didn't get the timings'. As a side note the weapons all need to be 100% cleaned fort nightly, yet miraculously survive just fine during leave periods.
Block inspections - Without meaning to insult your intelligence, the block is your home, a room that you pay for each month, and room which belongs to you, to do with as you please. However, despite paying for that privilege, you are enforced to 100% clean this room before going on leave for all of the guests who will not come into your room during leave periods. The hours of cleaning and scrubbing and anxiety leads to an inspection because obviously a 25 year old man is incapable of his personal hygiene. The room is inspected by a person of rank entering your room, doing a courtesy lap, nodding politely and leaving without saying a word.
Enforced fun - Nights out, every once a while you are enforced to go out as a platoon/company collective. You are told there is no LOE and no curfew, but get charged for breaking the LOE and curfew despite being an adult and having returned unharmed and not missing.
Adventure training - adventure training is a week where troops are told they have to go and do adventurous activities, consisting of trekking, cycling, trekking, rock climbing, trekking, kayaking and trekking. Said troops are then told off for not enjoying the trekking of which they do for a job anyway.
Honey traps - A soldier is informed that a weapon part is called a 'carrying handle'. He then gets shouted at and called a shit cunt lizard Mong for using said carrying handle for its primary purpose. A soldier is issued a jacket with fleece lined pockets, he is then shouted at and called a shit cunt lizard Mong for using said pockets and told to put the cold hands on the cold ground to do press ups to, ironically, warm up. A soldier is issued water proof clothing, he is then ridiculed and called a shit cunt lizard Mong for wearing said clothing when it's raining.
Rank logic - A corporal is sitting at his desk, on his desk is a bottle of water, a kettle, a box of tea bags and a carton of milk. The corporal calls a private soldier from his bed space to make him a cup of tea. The corporal proceeds to tell the private soldier to have some pride about himself, the same pride that he'd just single handedly abolished.
Company runner - A daily allocated tasking for one lucky soldier, whose primary mission is to run around camp to locate a man or a place that doesn't exist, just because phones are unreliable.
Wrong place wrong time - A Sergeant asks a private soldier why he hasn't done a certain tasking, a tasking which he hadn't been told about at all. After informing said Sergeant that he wasn't told, he is then called a lazy idle cunt and offered to a fight behind the Hesco Bastion.
Not accepting no for an answer - A Sergeant asks a storeman for all of the infra red cyalumes. The storeman hands over said cyalumes and specifically confirms to the Sergeant that they were indeed ALL of the cyalumes. An hour later the Sergeant returns to the storeman and asks for more cyalumes. When he is told that there is no more, he is asked three hundred times whether he is sure, and told to go and check anyway.
Let's make it happen - A phrase specifically used to motivate private soldiers to adhere to a literally impossible tasking.
I want solutions not problems - A phrase used by someone of rank who plainly cannot be bothered to do his job or fathom a solution for himself.
Paperwork - One of the most organised establishments in the government manages to lose the paperwork for the PFA you'd passed last week, but some how archived the fact that you didn't wear one twisty on patrol that time four years ago.
Too many chiefs - When a stable plan is going ahead just fine, but someone of rank sticks his beak in and proceeds to change said plan in an attempt to show unnecessary authority. The plan then goes wrong and private soldiers are left in sideways rain and 80mph winds for three hours whilst said person of rank retreats in a Land Rover.
The Brecon point - When someone points to a reference point, but uses all four fingers and sometimes a thumb because it's 'more prominent'.
Thinking soldier - A soldier is drilled that he is a thinking soldier. When said soldier thinks for himself, he gets shouted at and told that he isn't paid to think and called a shit cunt lizard Mong.
Injuries - A soldier breaks his leg to the point where the bone is protruding from the flesh, he is called a mincing cunt and told to crack on. If a soldier falls unwell at midday, he must wait until the next morning to request permission from the Sergeant major, who isn't at work yet, to go to sick parade which he's already late for. He is then shouted at for being late for sick parade.
Fight light - A relatively new policy the army employs with the intention of removing excess weight from a fighting soldier so that he is lighter and more agile. No kit is actually removed from his fighting order, it is just transferred to his webbing like an expert level of Tetris.
Arrowhead formation - A formation employed in the doctrine which has a section of soldiers crossing open ground in an arrow. The soldiers spend their whole time looking at the pretty little arrow and trying to stay in formation that they don't get a chance to check their arcs. As a side note when the arrow turns slightly, the rear man ends up running an extra 400m just to stay in formation.
Double standards - A soldier is asked if he has a notepad and pen to borrow. The soldier does not have a notepad and pen and is AGAI'd for not having the equipment that the prosecutor didn't have originally. A soldier is getting shouted at by a Sergeant for the crease in his shirt, whilst trying not to look at the crease in the Sergeant's shirt.
NIG - A cruel word for someone new to the battalion, because clearly they're less of a person for joining later than you did. A soldier is ludicrously called a NIG because he wasn't in Northern Ireland, as if it was his fault he was still in Primary school.
Conventional warfare - Soldiers are taught to set up their Ponchos in a triangle formation inside a woodblock, this is an area that they operate out of and consider a haven, because a thin piece of tarpaulin stops fast air strikes and indirect fire.
STAG - A soldier is woken up in the dead of night. He has to leave his warm sleeping system and don all of his wet, cold and sweaty clothes. He then stumbles to a flimsy poncho, receives a non existent handover, hopes that he doesn't get caught smoking, stares at a cloud, proceeds to go down with numerous cold injuries and 'protects' the company from the rapidly encroaching figure 11 targets.
Army jargon - Replacing perfectly applicable words with ridiculous phrases just because everyone else does. For example 'I'm really struggling my friend' becomes 'I'm in fucking turbo shit state mucker'
Lizard - An apparently insulting name for anyone that does anything wrong, but can't be justified as to why a lizard is insulting.
Ranges - If allocated ammunition is not used, it must be fired through relatively clean weapon systems rather than handed back into the ammunition stores.
Background activity - A professional way of saying 'We can't let the lads do nothing so let's give them a lesson on something irrelevant and basic'.
ALI - Airborne light infantry, a word used to describe something seen as operationally cool, despite us disliking the parachute regiment.
Parade - Every morning the company will stand in three pretty lines. A soldier looks to his left and right at similarly aged adults as their names are called out in a similar fashion to a school register by someone younger than them.
REMF - Rear Echelon Mother Fucker, a term used to describe anyone who isn't in the infantry. Commonly used by the ignorant soldiers who believe that the army can be run by a merry band of infantrymen and are jealous of the career progression and less arduous jobs of the other corps.
MT - A soldier has been driving on roads by himself for 8 years. He is not allowed to drive on roads in a military camp unless he has an NCO in the vehicle with him, even if the NCO is younger with less or no road experience.
Viper - A thermal imaging weapon sight. Not actually called a viper but we call it that anyway because the old one was.
Hurry up and wait - Soldiers are told that they have to report to a certain RV immediately. Only to stand in the cold for a further forty five minutes to an hour. 85% of the time soldiers are fell out as the timing is cancelled.
The kit check - A soldier is issued a detailed list of exactly what he needs to pack into his kit regardless of how unnecessary it may be, whether it be for a six month operation, an eight week exercise, or an overnight guard duty 200m from the block. After packing his kit perfectly, he must RV with the platoon 30 minutes prior to the kit check for the pre kit check kit check. The pre kit check kit check takes place in either a room too small to swing a d
Yeah It's off a British Army site it's very true of my time in the British Army 1999-2013
Crazy thing is I know this is the British Army but the American Army is truly no different. Everything you spoke on is exactly what we deal with here. Except the terms. We don’t use lizard. They flat out call you a dumb fuck. Useless shit. They are vicious. But the experience you wrote I had in America’s Army. 😂😂😂 it’s a small world after all
@@malcolmboy21 I will tell you this story we do like to use the word "cunt" Like a comma in a sentence lol.. so much so I had a USSF Officer complain about my lads to me lol.. Have a great Christmas and new year mate.
Legendary post
Damn makes me miss basic I’ll be damned I cried when they said it was over Stockholm syndrome anyone
DS finding the contraband is my favorite in the beginning..."I'm about to smoke the shit out of one of ya'll!" lmao
That!s when the shit is about to hit the fan after the sarge finds the stash.
It's about to get hot!
i lost it at the super glue part
Yes!!!! I was in tears from 3:50-4:02. Backbone was like... Wtf?!?! I'm done talking to you PUSH PUSH
Ft. Dix NCO Academy....I knew I recognized where they were! Hated that place lol
Dan Sebastian I was mobilized out of that piece of crap place. It's amazing to see the difference of McGuire and Ft. Dix.
I was wondering where that was at, thanks. Never been to Ft. Dix
Did basic at dix in 74 what a cold shit hole also had a Puerto Rican drill Sargent was the meanest sob I’ve ever seen
Still singing your cadence in my head after all these years drill.
Those were the days. I ended up back at Fort Benning as cadre and seeing the Basic barracks was quite an experience from the other side. I remember being a scared scrotum-head myself.
2:00 OPEN YOUR MOUTH! THEYRE PAYING FOR IT, YOU EAT IT!
13f>infantry any day lol
Trevor Anderson that's exactly what happened when my rackmate in my platoon In Boot camp snuck food from the chow hall, I got smoked on the quarter deck by my knowledge hat while my rackmate had to sit infront of me and eat the food he snuck in.
F.M.J
The female DS reminds me of the DS at Fort Lee just be on 10 for no reason 😂😂😂 they love to have smoke sessions
My basic training experience was riddled with PC rules, and DS on there last cycle platoon, and a retiring 1st sergeant. DS didnt touch us, barely cursed if at all, we took the bus multiple times to the field because of the cold temperatures, mandatory 8 hours of sleep, which i got everyday, except maybe 2 that got interrupted with trashcans. I had tried my best to prepare myself for all the smoking a limit pushing, mental anguish, etc etc. I thoroughly enjoyed basic training. Hell we even got our cellphones a couple times for 10 minutes on the weekend. If anyone can't hack it nowadays, you really need to evaluate yourself as a person. My own father is much harsher on me than all my DS.
Don't thank me thank you f'n recruiter! hahaha remember that
The fuck did they get a Red Bull in 1990?
When you deploy with the 34th infantry division :)
boxofrox619
I was under the mistaken impression it was released post 2000.
I was just referencing the 34th "Red Bull" Infantry Division.
Rofl. Time travel. I was about to say the same thing actually.
+Bob jones he can't even roll up his sleeves or wear his flag right.
“No keep dancing” 🤣..I already can see the walls sweating 😅
“Wha, contraban’, Drill Sarn’t?”
*”THE F***IN’ GLUE”*
Have to say I come back to watch these sometimes just for how badass Backbone is.
You know you're a badass when you have your own theme music playing as you walk down a corridor.
3:43 I almost peed when you hit him with the brown round!
"I'm gonna rip the soul outta your body" - DS Dela Cruz, Fort Sill, OK bravo btry 3rd plt
sgt.....you got me in tears these bring back so many memories keep the videos coming
"Parade rest not parade stick up ya prye!" Gets me every time 🤣
My drill had all of us do as many reps of an exercise as the total number of calories for every piece of contraband together when he did an inspection once.
01:13 "I'm about to smoke the shit outta one of y'alls". OMFG, I'm rolling here!
Scariest words in the military
The fucking glue!!!!! gets me all the time!!!
Love your channel brother! I went to Knox for both basic and AIT, and yes we had a Drill Sergeant who was a Vietnam veteran. However our hardest DI was Drill Sergeant Grant. He was straight out the hood, and his favorite phrase was" ALRIGHT 3RD, I'm ABOUT TO SCUFF Y'ALL LITTLE BITCHES UP! " Oh yeah, and "You think you tough?? Huh? MR. TUFFLUPUGUS? " Anyway, you got my basic experience pretty much down packed. Only thing is, because we were tankers, we never saw a female DI. I guess that's a good thing. I heard they were harder than the male DI's. Take care bro.
I'm convinced my drill was a huge fan of Yusha Thomas. Half his material was pulled straight from these series of videos.
The Candy Man is what the senior drill called me.He was sure that I knew who was running the candy store,I wasn't even in his platoon.He smoked me trying to get me to rat on the candy store for weeks.
He asked me after training,his face when I told him the truth was priceless.....I knew who the Candy Man was,it was me.
The trailer in the end was just as good as the end of them marvel movies!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COLLABORATION!!!! LMAO SSG MUSE!!!!
This guys is going to be a superstar one day. He needs to be auditioning for some real roles in Hollywood. real talk. May God bless your travels sergeant in Jesus name!
He has the Drill Sergeant walk down pack.
Backbone, the country needs you.
I was an AIT Company commander. This was in the early 2000s so we had FPCON level Charlie and had armed AIT students posted at virtually every door including the door to the building where my and 1SGs office was. I went to lunch and came back. The AIT student had fallen asleep in the chair they got without permission and their rifle was on the ground. I quietly pick up the rifle not waking the soldier. I went into my 1SG office and let them know what happened. 1SG had this eagles feather he got at a previous post, I want to say at Hood or Carson. He woke up the soldier by ticking his nose with the feather then dropped the feather on the ground and started screaming at them “secure my feather private!” I could hear this out of my office and almost died trying not to laugh. I looked out the window to see 1SG had this private holding the feather at present arms. 1SG did this for an hour. The privates soul was crushed knowing they went through muscle failure and tears streaming down their cheek from just holding a feather.
female drill sergeants were the worst smh lol
Dee H. I bet you went to Fort Jackson
+Papicoreano kml yessss
Dee H. Fucking piece of cake
Corey Shier I just graduated alpha787
They tried to pretend they were men.
Charlie Company
Sept 6th, 1990
Class 37-90
1st Battalion, 56th Air Defense Artillery Training Brigade
Fort Bliss (Ft. Blisters) TX
"FIT TO FIGHT"
I did AIT at 1/56 a year after you. Hated that place.
"Look at me again and i will reach into your chest and switch your soul off" this one wins
When Enya started singing, it was game over...ha!
Where did you get that contraband private?
What Contraband drill Sargent?
THE FU***** GLUE!!?
Im so dead🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 for real laughing my ass off
Ah. The days. No stress cards. Just pain.
Bad Karma Six there are no stress cards lmao
Stress cards are a myth lol not even the AF has 'em
@@nullvid obviously not!
Stress cards don’t exist.
Don't thank me prive thank your fucking recruiter 😂😂
Redbull in 1990!!! Damn the had contraband from the FUTURE!!! HE A BEAST!
My drill Sergeant's catch phrase is "That's fine, we'll fix it"
I feel sorry for the poor bastard named Private Paartz that went through Ft.Jackson boot camp in 1980,the drill sgts we're still talking about him when I was there in '84
But.. but sarge. The desperation was perfect.
13 Bravo field Artillery king of the battlefield!
"This We'll Defend"
Hooah
FT.SILL A BTRY 1/31 n AIT C BTRY 1/78
Bahaha , you just wait! Hope you didn't go airborne!
Manuel Silva Echo 1-79 FA Fort Sill hooah
Alpha battery 1-40 outlaws
Hooah! And
Bravo 3/16 4th Infantry division
"Stead Fast And Loyal"
Try this folks: Every single line, imagine it's the Gunny Sergeant saying it. Even funnier!
Please man make a fxxxxxx movie😂 BACKBONE is the best!!!
Still funny years later....
Thanks for putting your ideas on screen.
Salute *
4:15 😂😂😂😂😭
"Fill it out! Fill it out!" I'm crying!
I laughed out loud so hard! I want to go back to basic for this shit again haha
radding on your battle buddy..that easy huh?? just fucking push lol
All I know is… I need to go to sleep, but I can’t stop watching these videos!!!
Priceless! I miss my Drill! those days were the best!
Fort Knox 1987 - I am laughing my ass of at these videos! Spot on!
Same here! Ft. Bliss 1982, most my drill instructors were Vietnam Vets. Heard some crazy shit out of them.
+Tim Ledgerwood bro I was born in ft bliss YESSSS
Not gonna lie when i went through basic, i was really depressed over the fact the drill sergeants couldn't talk like this or do any of the golden era stuff >.> Not gonna lie they were still hilarious as hell.... "Don't thank me, thank your recruiter!" Loved it all