Men of Valor - Compilation Series 1
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- A compilation of the first anthology of the Men of Valor series on Simple History.
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Demonetised (even though individually the videos are not?) 'Discussions of modern acts of terror, events resulting in the catastrophic loss of human life or controversial social issues'
Oof
Bruh
Simple History you should do a video on the Memphis Belle
Why don't do the Women of valor video?😉😁
That’s so stupid, I’m sorry
Roy: shot 7 times, exposed intestine, bleeding out, broken jaw, temporarily blinded, loaded several men onto a chopper with his wounds
*dies from diabetes*
Sugar retardation is no joke, takes all
@@snanoopis6584 He’s not really joking, he’s saying what serve injuries Roy had yet survived, but died from diabetes.
@@Captan40000 I understood the joke
@@snanoopis6584 did you not read the comment? He’s not joking
@@Sgt_Long_Dong I know he’s not joking ffs
Enjoy darls
0:10 - Roy Benavidez 'The Green Beret'
9:08 - John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill 'Mad Jack' - The man who fought with a longbow and a sword
15:03 - Lachhiman Gurung the Gurkha who took on 200 soldiers with one hand
19:06 - Owen J. Baggett the Pilot who shot down a plane with a pistol while parachuting
25:56 - Leo Major the one-eyed scout who liberated a whole town by himself
36:30 - Douglas Bader the flying ace with no legs
41:53 - Lauri Törni the soldier of three armies
55:40 - George H.W. Bush the President who avoided being eaten by cannibals in WW2
1:01:19 - Sergeant-Major John Robert Osborn the soldier who threw himself on a grenade
1:04:23 - Desmond Doss the medic who fought a war without a weapon
Thanks
Ty
Doing God’s work!
You guys flatter me ❤
Dude with his eye shot out that kept fighting was a boss too
for real, I'd just call it a day on living at that point
Bruh what is that name
He was like, ehh fk tht eye, didn't need it anyway
Some might even say he was the biggest of bosses.
@@lostvayne104 one of roy's friends
Not leo
"I SWEAR IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE ONE MORE DAMN TIME, WE'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR LEG PRIVILEGES"
Okay mate.
@@justsomeplantcells- okay mate.
@@angelvillarreal1738 okay mate.
@@andyjc9535 okay mate.
@@angelvillarreal1738 okay mate.
It's amazing how the real world is often more interesting than many movies
Yeah...
True
Real world have more versions of even a single event (everyones experience, seen through different eyes and time) while there are not that many movies in comparison so ofc reality is more interesting.
Yes.
@@Salpeteroxid Yeah.
Simple History: Balls of Steel edition.
69 likes noice
Mental of Steel
Hmm ...
Seems legit
Exactly
Oh wow
That first guy blew my mind. How do you go from "you'll never walk again" to "you've qualified for the goddamn special forces". ???????? I've never even sprained my back and I wouldn't qualify for special forces lol
They should make a movie about his life just like they did with Desmond doss
And the fact that he tanks so much bullets even a video game character wont survive
@Kaio-Guy10 His special power move would be called One Man Army. Increased levels of adrenaline and stamina and is impervious to bullets, shrapnel though at the cost of a 3 1/2 minute cooldown time to reuse.
Determination and grit.
He was built different
Each of these brave men could be great movie material, but Léo Major by himself is enough for a 2 season mini series. What a boss.
69thlike
Doss did get he movie, it’s called hacksaw ridge
This guys voice was made for telling stories. Can listen for hours
Thank you! I'm glad my voice works for this type of content! 😊💗
@@ChrisKane- I thought you were Charlie sheen. Lol
@@mattcullen6109 Now I can't un-hear Charlie Sheen, I'm just waiting for him to say the soldier had tiger blood 😂😂
@@kirkbupkis .lol.😀
It is an excellent voice it sounds very similar to Martin Sheen’s
“That he had.. liberated.. from gardens” 😂😂
Matthew Krupa-Gregory he ran a quick drill on that garden.
never gets old
The perfect excuse for taking stuff you are not supposed to take
I’m liberating your virginity from you.
Fancy term for stealing. Hey, history is written by the victors. And he needed to do that to survive.
Like the European settlers "discovered" North America.
Imagine Mad Jack would have Fight in the Pacific
And would have an Sword Duell with a Japanese Officer
That would be Epic
lol
No 🧢
BANZA-*gets killed by mad jack*
Yeah, imagining that is pretty epic
Mad Jacks broadsword vs a Japanese officers katana, yea that would be epic
"Vegetables that he, l I b e r a t e d from gardens"
-Simple History
German : I’m totally safe in this town
Leo : *”Sup bi*ch.”*
German:"Scheiße"
German: SHITZER
Germans left the game
Stewie2k
German: yeah right no one would be stupid enough to charge us with a long bow and a broadsword.
Jack Churchill: hello there
Benavidez: Eyes glued shut from dried blood. Jaw broken.
Also Benevidez: Manages to see the doctor and spit at him
you don't know my family :)
He has ears
Snuckster
That’s bullshit
Ears man,,ears
It’s that Latino rush we all get it
"When he skied over a friendly shrapnel mine"
Doesn't sound that friendly to me
It means his own armie’s shrapnel mine
@@rangercav7189 thanks for telling me information i already know but did you get the joke
@@balls9420 yeah i did cause it hurt him pretty badly
@@rangercav7189 ok good
Doctor: you won’t walk again
Mike: hold my wheel chair
"People are less likely to shoot you if you're smiling at them" 😂🤣
In Jack Churchill's case if anyone knew who he was they were probably soiling themselves to see him approaching and SMILING! That is "Mad Jack" Churchill coming at you, while smiling, you are well and truly screwed.
Was about to go watch Netflix when I saw the simple history alert, had to drop everything.
Suck up
Same
Benevidez's story brought me to tears, a true man
Blown up, told he'd never walk again. Within two years he was walking, fighting and sporting the Green Beret. Roy really was the baddest badass. He didn't do what he was trained to do, he exceeded what any man should be capable of.
Leo Major: *Walks into town*
German Army: why do I here boss music
That’s the moment the germans realised that he was level 100 and they forgot to level themselves up to level two...
Leo Major: Laughs in Berserker
German officer: ZZZZzzzz*taptap* "shizzzzer"
pew pew pew boom boom
megalovainia plays
Death to the MPLA!!!
Got to meet roy benevedez’s daughter this year on memorial day. she had me and my wingman take some pictures next to his gravestone and i felt so honored to take part in his history
"He was hit in the leg, thinking it was a torn bush"
What??
"His eyeball was hanging out but he was determined to keep shooting"
WHAT!!???!?
Tis but a scratch
Eyeball thing was the other guy
@@mapleleaf1254 they’re both crazy though
Its because of the adrenaline
*Twenty-year-old men in the 1940's: "I'm gonna go over there and kill that enemy platoon with my bare hands." *Twenty-year-old men in 2020: "Is that hand lotion organic?"
People change in war.
@@Tom_Cruise_Missile Well today's people wouldn't even survive war.
@@silverhawkscape2677 Bullshit. That's just some baby boomer nonsense. "This generation couldn't survive back in MY day!"
@@Tom_Cruise_Missile Oh please, this is the most coddled generation of Americans and those serving in WW2 were living through the Great Depression.
This Generation wouldn't even survive the great depression much less a war.
Can't even handle misgendering.
@@silverhawkscape2677 This generation is, right now, fighting wars, and they're wars that the American public don't even fucking support. But oh no tell me all about how weak we are compared to the spoiled entitled babies that were and ARE the boomers.
BENAVIDEZ: "Why the hospital? I just got a few mosquito bites and scratches from thorns..."
MEDIC: "Aside from the 37 bullet, bayonet and shrapnel wounds, your intestines are hanging out of your belly."
BENAVIDEZ: "So what's the big deal? Don't you have any Band-Aids in that first-aid kit?"
Tim Sullivan TIS ONLY A SCRATCH. Please tell me somebody knows this reference
@@oblivious1516 "A scratch? Your ARM'S off!"
Benavidez: "Well get the medics over here with their super glue and glue me back together."
@@timsullivan4566 no its not
@@ruairiodonohoe2533 Then what's that
Japanese: believes honor is the most important thing
Also Japanese: *eats prisoners*
singed geneva convention under sick and wounded only yeh
Also Japanese :Have leader which surrenders
until one arms man walk in their territory🤘
Japan missed the Geneva convention those years because they were busy attacking clearly marked medics and bombing civilian targets
They made it feel like they were more human during the sengoku period or something. Like jesus christ! Cannibal japanese soldiers? Thats probably more insane than all their wars against each other.
The first guy was like the real man of steel.
Leo the one-eyed scout is like playing GTA in real life, lol.
Hypothetically: If any nation had all these guys as the members of a single squad, as long as even one lives, that nation would never lose a war.
I hope we have those people at the front line every day.
Nah, don’t even need to worry about one of them dying as long as Doss is on the squad
Except for maybe Douglas and Owen, since they’re fighter pilots, and i don’t think there’s a medic for a pilot that gets shot down and has his plane blow up
I think you are thinking of Sparta
It's actualy the task force 141 😅😂
No 🧢
The Sniper: Simo Häya
The Beret: Roy Benavidez
The Man: John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill
The Medic: Desmond Doss
The Tank Type: Léo Major
The Martyr: John Robert Osborne
The Gurkha: Lachhiman Gurung
The Pilot: Douglas Bader
The Soldier: Lauri Törni
The President: George Herbert Walker Bush
The Thug: Owen J. Bagett
GamingWithCarl YT I like it
@@witheredbonnie9268 Thanks!
The perfect team
“The Man”
Hmm yes the hero is made out of hero
Hmm, we have sniper, medic and soldier, how about the other six classes? :P Jack Churchill could de Demoknight maybe?
I feel like we 1000% owe these legendary heroes their stories being historically recreated as absolute best-quality VR battle scenarios.
🤯😢✊
0:08 Roy Benavídez
9:09 Mad Jack (John Thorpe)
15:05 Lachhiman Gurung
19:07 Owen J. Bagget
25:56 Léo Major
36:31 Douglas Bader
41:54 Lauri Törni
55:41 George H. W. Bush
1:01:19 Sergeant-Major Osborn
1:04:25 Desmond Doss
@Just one Bigfoot With WiFi aaaaa I didn't know. Sorry and thanks 😅
Jan Borbély Technically if you look through newest first, this is newest out of the two, but still no proof for being stolen.
Cant wait for the new expendable movie staring all these characters
All Expendable style teams needs at least one sniper. I'd recomend Simo "The White Death" Häyhä
Ahh yes George HW Bush in the expendables
*gets shot in the leg*
"oh damn I must've hit my leg on a thorn bush"
0:08 Green Beret
9:08 Mad Jack
25:56 Leò Major
36:32 Douglass Bader
41:55 Lauri Törni
55:42 George H.W Bush
1:01:19 Sargeant Major Osbrone
1:04:25 Desmond Doss
The original GI Joe!
Seriously though there should be a movie where all of these guys meet in some way and just do badass things.
Like killing people, or serving the homeless soup?
@@behindthen0thing what about the 3rd were they get beer
@@kimjongun5676 бееr is toxic. Why can't they get a fruit smoothie
@@behindthen0thing because the quartermaster said fruit it going to the germans and the rations ran out
@@kimjongun5676 ah cool. So maybe they can split MREs instead?
The Mad Jack story and the one handed ghurka story, THESE ARE EXAMPLES FOR YOUNG MEN TO FOLLOW!
Lauri torni was my personal favorite due to his diverse combat experience. I also watch a biographics video on him.
10:35
Soldier: Why did you shoot that guy with your bow, sir?
Mad Jack: Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed.
Soldier: What? Sir, you shot him with a barbed arrow.
you misunderstood the video, what the video was pointing out was he was so badass he shot his sword like it was an arrow from his long bow that's how badass he was
HO LAM YIU did you just get wooshed yourself? I’m pretty sure he was joking
maddog he’s archer EMIYA (if you know the reference, good job!)
@HO LAM YIU Bruh he was obviously joking and playing along. YOU got wooshed you goof.
Soldier: "Sir, why did you shoot that man with a bow?!"
Jack Churchill: "Because I was holding a bow, pay attention, lad!"
*There are about as many ads in this video as Roy Benavidez got hit with bullets or shrapnel*
Edit: since I wrote my comment all the ads went away
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lol
He only got hit a few times
Do you mean 37 times
There's 0 ads
It’s so outrageous, what some of these men did…. You have to take a moment to appreciate the gravity…. Close your eyes and imagine being in any of their shoes. You have to have balls of steel, super human strength, and be absolutely fearless.
Better to be shot in the chest fighting than in the back running
man played the fucking bagpipes on a battlefield in ww2 💀💀
I think in most cases these men achieved an ascended state of consciousness during battle. This can be activated by a combination of adrenaline with the right emotional triggers. In this state, confidence is supreme, reflexes increase, strength and stamina are greatly improved and time slows down.
Glad you did this series, the majority of viewers are younger kids, nice to give these legit heroes some recognition.
OFFICER: "So I had to wait ALL night for your recon report because your initial estimate was off by 100%?"
LEO: "Sorry, sir, but the more I scouted, the more I adjustments I made to enemy troop strength."
OFFICER: "But you were off by 100%, Leo? So there's twice as many Germans in Zwolle than first thought?"
LEO: "No sir, that adjustment I made to enemy troop numbers was a 100% reduction, sir." (LITERALLY!)
I refuse to believe this man had anything less than balls of pure titanium
Officer told him recon. Leo heard search and destroy.
@@theflyingeyeball Titanium is not as reliable as steel...
But he has Balls of tungsten!
@@theflyingeyeball Try adamantium
@@kidjames6875
Bah! No such thing as adamantium!
Mithril my boy, Mithril!
*THE ARMY IS MY LIFE.*
That’s how you get included in a simple history video.
Aaaaaaaaaaa
Uu
Yeah until your back goes! Still, these Brothers in arms are the definition of super human. If we had more people like these in the civilian world, we would have so much more backbone and decorum!
@@snikrepak I know right, bit unfortunately not all men are created equal
Fun fact: i know the grandson/grand nephew of Roy Benavidez. Old guy living in colorado now but hearing the story from his perspective was fascinating
Benavidez: **gets hit by a train**
Benavidez: keeps walking
Wow...just wow. Perfect one to end on, Desmond Doss. I'm on the verge of tears. Genuinely had me on the edge of my seat if he'd live. Of all these men, I think he would be the best for a movie.
It's a film. Hacksaw Ridge.
You’re trippin, hacksaw ridge is a good movie but I think if they made a movie about Roy Benavidez it would be better
"The Miracle Medic"
They made a movie on The battle of Hacksaw Ridge, titled just that, Hacksaw Ridge, but if my memory serves me correctly Doss' actions where not portrayed in the movie, and im not 100% on this, because the directors thought that the viewers would think it didn't actually happen
@@eddiecowen2624 the movie is all about doss
In the end you should have said "and finally, everyone who served in the war. Rest well heroes, rest well"
Oh that’s good
Didn't nazis also participate in ww2
@@Martinerofsea may they rest well and never come back
gosh dangit past me stop being cringe for 5 seconds
@@dinosatay lmao, what about the Japanese during ww2
This episode compilation was very awesome, Simple History!!
Imagine all of them on one team. The enemy would see them and be like
“I want to apologise” lol
It's content like this and more as to why I decided to subscribe monthly to SimpleHistory.
These valor stories are moments in history that deserve to be remembered!
This video: *exists*
Sabaton: it's free real estate
Jim, it’s a free house.
@@boatwreks sir this is a wendy's
I just subscribed to your channel! It is so awesome! I watched the one about the prisoner that kept escaping from japan. I watched about the black death. Now I'm watching this one! It's awesome!!
I love to learn! And thank you for taking the time to do these videos 🩷🔥🤎🙌🏾💪🏾
Doss is genuinely my favorite person that exist ever his story is amazing
When you rushing a camp but then you hear “Come and fight a GURKHA”
Gurkha: "Anything more than 0 hp means I am ready to rumble, COME AT ME BRO!!!!"
It was at this moment he knew he screwed up
I think I’d rather hunt a grizzly bear with a blow dart, better odds than fighting a Gurkha.
If one of them thought about shooting a well aimed shot, that wouldn't happen. 1 headshot and it's over.
@@yoboikamil525 Yes I’m sure you would be able to hit a perfect shot on a small target as a poorly trained conscript who had probably never shot a rifle before and had been living in dogshit conditions while also hopped up on adrenaline.
When you know you're a proper simple history fan as you already have watched every video
Ameen
Thank you for keeping these wonderful historic acts of heroism of brave soldiers and warriors who fought for their country, beliefs, and freedom bravely without fear !!! Thank you for collecting and showing their great stories, thank you !!!
I love your videos man. Thank you
“Please God Give Me One More”
what
ElaRoamMaince it’s an reference to this really weird but pretty family friendly legend
@@freshfrozen3035 he’s not weird literally the most bravest one out of all of them continuously heading into dangerous war zones without a weapon risking his life to save others having faith in nothing but god and his country single handedly saved countless lives in the process. Made the rest of these legends easier to believe, they saved the best story for last in this video.
@@SquooshyCatboy bruh-
"Come and fight a ghurka." No, I don't think I will.
**Shivers With Fear**
"What was your role in the military?"
"Longbowman"
Your voice was so good for telling the stories . you're doing really great! Simple History! 😉
Simple History: Here's an 1 hour long compilation
Me in 1:41 AM: Yeah I got time
DO A VIDEO ON THE LIFE OF GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON.
oki papi
Patton was a good military strategist but if he were a politician he would have been awful
They spoke of him but as a war criminal
@@will6412 The only reason for that is due to the people, not him. People are too fucking weak to understand him.
Doesn't matter. Trump is Patton's current reincarnation. Look it up.
great video i watched them all individually and now altogether great video
Great work and attention to detail
"Roy Benavidez - The Guy Who Disagreed With Everyone" BULLIES: "Loser!" - Nope, he works to support family then enlists. SPECIALIST M.D.: "Never walk again." - Walks again. ARMY: "Just a desk job." - As if! Makes the Green Berets. EVERYONE: "No-one can save those guys now." - Who needs a gun? Saves 8 of his buds. BASE DOC: " He's dead" - He spits in Doc's face. DOC: "I think he'll make it" - FINALLY someone Roy could agree with!
I'm related
the fact he's the 1st person mentioned surprises me.
fact is most people didn't know his story until the very early 2000s when they realeased his GI Joe action figure
they need to make a movie
Brotherhood of heroes
IX-V0rtex -XI
What?
Imma ask, huh?
stop begging.
Wot?
soap tips :D This is why I put dont ask near “like if you agree”
My father was a green beret in Vietnam my dad was a sergeant major also a paratrooper amongst other things and many achievements
God pless him.
Man i Love your chanel keep your work :)
These are one of the few toughest men that ever lived
Men of Valor - Compilation Series 1
1. 0:08 Raul Perez "Roy" Benavidez (U.S.)
2. 9:08 John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill (Britain)
3. 15:05 Lachiman Gurung (Nepal)
4. 19:06 Owen John Baggett (U.S.)
5.25:56 Léo Major (Canada)
6. 36:30 Sir Douglas Robert Steuart Bader (Britain)
7. 41:54 Lauri Allan Törni (Finland)
8. 55:40 George Herbert Walker Bush (U.S.)
9. 1:01:18 John Robert Osborn (Canada)
10. 1:04:24 Desmond Thomas Doss (U.S.)
THX
Many U.S soldiers.
@Just one Bigfoot With WiFi Not stolen. I went through all of their full names one by one.
@God is the way Nope.
nepal is best 🤘
Should do a bit on Daniel Inouye. Japanese American soldier, senator, Medal of Honour recipient, and certified badass. Takes on bunch of German machine gun nests, is severely wounded and when men under his command gathered around him as he was being evacuated he scolded them telling them to get back to work "No one called off the war". And that wasn't even half the story.
Wow this video was truly amazing! watch the whole thing in awe
All great heroes with great stories. A lot of movie content here too.
Southern Gentleman true
i see you are a fellow confederate
‘Don’t tread on us’ they will regret the day they burned our towns
Matthew Soileau but still a unionist
Southern Gentleman People often misinterpret Southern pride with racism or anti patriotism, which is pretty simple minded. Confederate flags represent the South and their freedom, not Racist Union haters
It's sad to know that there are people who pretend they fought and risked there lives just so they can get discounts
Yeah now give me my veteran disount
Yes now salute me.
Great video as always! ✨👏🏼😎✨
Love your videos
Simple History: Men too angry to die
The Dream Team
Tango Mike - The guy whose passionate in the awesome ways
Mad Jack - The guy whose passionate in the weird ways
Gurung - The really intense guy
Baggett - The "Ayo watch this shot" guy
Leo - The nice guy with a hair trigger
Bader - The guy who just can't help but show off
Lauri - That guy who survived too many game sessions.
Bush - That guy whose game session got weird.
Osborn - The guy who dies first.
Doss - The guy who's going to save that guy who died and no one's going to stop him.
Ryan Lorenzo I agree
I remember reading of the exploits of Roy Benevidez out of a Basic Training manual in 2004. The name has always been stuck in my head. A true hero and one of the hardest mf's to ever wear a US Army Uniform. Any time I've been faced with something I wasn't sure I would be able to handle, I would recall this man and his exploits. May the legend of this man never die!
Simple history is very underrated and they publish true videos about people that would keep me up because I am so invested in the stories so thank you simple history.
Real-life is more amazing than fiction.
Fallen, but, not forgotten. As time carries on, we remember. Less we forget. ❤ Thank you, for your sacrifices brave men and women at arms.
Amazing video! Really puts life into perspective, I'm so grateful to be with my family every night.
These type of videos are far better than many movies. I can watch these kind of videos all year non-stop :)
Ooooo waited for this, thank you so much!
I met Roy Benavidez when riding around South Texas on my motorcycle. A personable, friendly guy who you felt immediately would give you all he had if you needed it. A better man I have not met in all my life.
I like these long form videos. I can put it on and chill for a while.
Thank you for your service roy
The longest Simple History Video.
Thank you very much Simple History for this Men of Valor saga. I hope you will also make Women of Valor saga in the future.
Lyudmila Pavlochenka, Nancy Wake, Joan de Arc, Boudicca, and how many others?
Simple History compilation? *Grabs popcorn*
Amazing vid
Thanks for an hour long add!!!
That last guy, medic. He deserve a lot more than a medal. Guy was a hero who saved hundreds of soldiers and being injured never stop doing his duty.
"Above all else, do no harm."
Hey this sounds like the enemy team on call of duty.
Can't believe this guy captured over 200 German troops single handedly.
“If it wasn’t for them damn yanks we could have kept the war going another 10 years” some of the hardest words ever spoken. These guys are the absolute top echelon of manly men
Some of the videos on his channel actually helped me get an A on my history test. And they said I procrastinate too much