Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye. Epic Rap Battles of History
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    ▼ CAST ▼
    =========
    Isaac Newton: Weird Al Yankovic
    www.weirdal.com
    Neil deGrasse Tyson: Chali 2na
    / chali2na
    Bill Nye: Nice Peter
    / nicepeter
    ▼ CREW ▼
    =========
    Executive Producers:
    Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
    Created by:
    Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
    Directed by:
    Nice Peter
    Written by:
    Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD & Zach Sherwin
    Staff Writers:
    Dante Cimadamore & Mike Betette
    Song Produced by:
    Nice Peter & Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso
    Song Mixed by:
    Nice Peter and Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso www.1200warrior...
    Beat Produced by:
    Hollywood Legend
    bit.ly/1ly3tyw
    Edited by:
    Andrew Sherman, Daniel Turcan, Ryan Moulton, and Nice Peter
    VFX and Compositing:
    Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton
    Newton's Orbital Cannon by:
    Nice Peter and Ryan Moulton
    Director of Photography:
    Jon Na and Layne Pavoggi
    Costume Designer:
    Sulai Lopez
    Hair and Make Up:
    Tara Lang
    Assistant Make Up:
    Brittany White
    Gaffer:
    Arthur Hong
    Grip:
    Yev Belilovsky
    Music Supervisor & Playback:
    Dante Cimadamore
    Production Coordinator:
    Atul Singh
    Assistant Editors:
    Ryan Moulton & Marc Chester
    Office PA:
    Shaun Lewin
    Produced by:
    Michelle Maloney for Maker Studios
    ▼ LINKS ▼
    =========
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    / erb
    nicepeter.com
    epiclloyd.com

ความคิดเห็น • 133K

  • @elizabethwhite9096
    @elizabethwhite9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7644

    Me: trying to sleep
    My brain at 3:00 am:
    A S T R O P H Y S I C S
    B L A C K G U Y

    • @robsyhood
      @robsyhood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      the way i cackled

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      fr this shit was running through my head last night

    • @XYZ_is_taken
      @XYZ_is_taken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So was it Banneker or Tyson

    • @MrKassNova
      @MrKassNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      HAYDEN PLANETARY FLY

    • @kevinbatiao8509
      @kevinbatiao8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, legit

  • @kirtmoon742
    @kirtmoon742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10840

    The irony is that the "we got a badass over here" meme is actually from an interview when Neil was talking about how much of a badass Newton was.

    • @danielsmerdel8214
      @danielsmerdel8214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That's... not how the word ironic works? Oh wait, you're probably just a fan of Alanis Morissette

    • @ironman3134
      @ironman3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

      This is textbook irony. Another example would be someone going out of their way to very confidently state something isn’t irony when in fact they have no idea what it is. Now we all have two great examples! The more you know *rainbow*

    • @davejohnson3561
      @davejohnson3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@danielsmerdel8214 He literally said in an interview "You can't mess with Isaac Newton and that becomes 'We got a badass over here' "

    • @alexsoundwave0
      @alexsoundwave0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@danielsmerdel8214 tf did you just say

    • @doctahjonez
      @doctahjonez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@danielsmerdel8214 You're not very bright are you?

  • @valsarajkarrapayil7684
    @valsarajkarrapayil7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9004

    Newton - Dissing Bill's Brain
    Bill - Dissing Newton's Social interactions
    Niel - ASTROPHYSICS BLACK GUY

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Hayden Planetary Fly

    • @user-cu3ky9er7n
      @user-cu3ky9er7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      by the way the answer to your little calculation is ‘‘i’’

    • @alliesakat
      @alliesakat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@bonashiquandapropiciasmith4654 nice bait & nice fake account

    • @vesselofmercy6988
      @vesselofmercy6988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ∫ (y=0 to y=π/6) sec(y) dy = ln(√3)*?^64

    • @vesselofmercy6988
      @vesselofmercy6988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ? = i , -i, 1, -1

  • @AnnaColon3
    @AnnaColon3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Newton: Well-crafted insults and flexes
    Bill Nye: no bitches 👀

    • @erikdahl6861
      @erikdahl6861 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ay 69th like

  • @cd9768
    @cd9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57841

    For those who don’t know, Niel DeGrass Tyson saw this battle and said that he would’ve done it if they’d asked

    • @eli8637
      @eli8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

      h

    • @rottenpoet6675
      @rottenpoet6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

      how do you know? link?

    • @cd9768
      @cd9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

      Quantum Droid look it up

    • @donnovandalusong266
      @donnovandalusong266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

      We soooo clooooose

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      I love that so much.

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7416

    Weird Al won.
    For the love of god, he rapped a MATHEMATICAL FORMULA

    • @JacoboTheHobo
      @JacoboTheHobo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Agreed

    • @brannantisdale815
      @brannantisdale815 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +THEGREATMAX Dude, you got that right.

    • @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928
      @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +THEGREATMAX have my upvote, fine sir

    • @jmoneymaker96
      @jmoneymaker96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      +THEGREATMAX and when he said: every action has an equal or opposite reaction, except for when we both start rapping. Bill Nye got owned completely with that line.

    • @bobjones7561
      @bobjones7561 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But he didn't actually invent it, that is actually a calculus limerick.

  • @sevenaries
    @sevenaries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8056

    Newton: I created the science you explain to kids
    Bill: Lol no wife
    Neil: ASTROPHYSICS BLACK GUY

    • @64324037
      @64324037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      This was more Newton vs pop wannabe scientists

    • @hagenaubram6341
      @hagenaubram6341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I don't fucking know what is going on in this comment's comments but all I'll say is: everyone stop arguing

    • @hagenaubram6341
      @hagenaubram6341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Pat Micucci I could bother to look stuff up and prove or disprove stuff but I don't even want to bother. Also arguing over stuff this minor is kinda dumb if you ask me

    • @fathermuhammadgoldsteino.b6116
      @fathermuhammadgoldsteino.b6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@hagenaubram6341 Why are you still arguing? and coming unarmed? This is Epic Rap BATTLES, it's the spirit of the videos to "battle" in the comments, no?

    • @hagenaubram6341
      @hagenaubram6341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fathermuhammadgoldsteino.b6116 dude I just want people to stop arguing. I'm not trying to start an arguement about whether or not the stuff is true.

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Hearing Weird Al rag on wacky sound effects is one of the most underrated parts of this battle.

    • @thefpstester1293
      @thefpstester1293 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My dumbass didn't realize it was weird al

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      agreed, that part goes so hard

    • @X0TIX_
      @X0TIX_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ironic since weird al's music is like if they were a song (a good thing obviously)

    • @Paul12000
      @Paul12000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wierd AL has a policy to keep his works as clean as possible. This line picks on the entirety of the Epic series. Most have every disgusting word they can think of.

    • @Un_prønøunceable
      @Un_prønøunceable 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I clicked it cause I was like “is that Weird Al…?” but I got so surprised that it actually was lmao

  • @1Spacecore
    @1Spacecore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3426

    ERB Announcer VS Honest Trailers Announcer

    • @GalacticDonut
      @GalacticDonut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Philip Hall Genius

    • @alexmansfield3268
      @alexmansfield3268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Philip Hall mother of god it's perfect

    • @adstov
      @adstov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Make this happen

    • @comedyman4896
      @comedyman4896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      all of the yes

    • @TheChiken508
      @TheChiken508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Philip Hall yes

  • @jschannel371
    @jschannel371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5279

    Teacher: what are you laughing at
    Me: Nothing
    Brain:Astrophysics Black guy

    • @Mortred99
      @Mortred99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The dude says it in a way that if I did not have eyes I would think it is Tyson. :D

    • @ainakbasu8398
      @ainakbasu8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I gave you 1k likes :)

    • @rhine7299
      @rhine7299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hayden planetary fly

    • @thaisbalentin159
      @thaisbalentin159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey i am lauching dis: wicht dummy

    • @charliehillstrom6356
      @charliehillstrom6356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rhine7299 by the way to your little calculation is "i"

  • @CamSteady
    @CamSteady 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10187

    I still can't believe how awesome Weird Al is.

    • @justincestare7910
      @justincestare7910 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      When's your final epic rap battle parody coming out? Come on man we are waiting

    • @blaqkjak
      @blaqkjak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Agreed. Been a fan of his for 25 years and I still get giddy whenever I see something new with him! I'm stoked as hell for his new album.

    • @Doghero780
      @Doghero780 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :0 wow dude I can't believe you commented not that I'm trying to insult you or anything it's just that famous youtubers usually don't comment on videos and In my opinion you are famous.

    • @theymightbedux
      @theymightbedux 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aidan clark He got his ideas from this. Direct parodies.

    • @aaronsorber9366
      @aaronsorber9366 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vgrb were u inspired by erb?

  • @SubSpace-bs5fr
    @SubSpace-bs5fr ปีที่แล้ว +3618

    For those who are unaware, Issac Newton watched this battle and said that he would’ve done it if they’d asked.

    • @sailorv8067
      @sailorv8067 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      😂😂😂

    • @erikdahl6861
      @erikdahl6861 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      Comment section reference lmao

    • @flamingpaxtsc
      @flamingpaxtsc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@erikdahl6861Those are always fun

    • @MrBeenus
      @MrBeenus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How? No he didn't. Newton has been dead for hundreds of years.

    • @womp47
      @womp47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@MrBeenus youre supposed to make bait be believable

  • @danielfinning8270
    @danielfinning8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21765

    For those of you who don't know, Sir Issac Newton saw this battle and said that he would've done it if they'd asked

    • @lukapaunovski4023
      @lukapaunovski4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      Noah Nelson-Butcher r/woooosh

    • @nate-rs8090
      @nate-rs8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      Yea but then Einstein said his flow was falsified and it started a flame war in the comments:(

    • @SleepyC0bra
      @SleepyC0bra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I know right

    • @Saltygravy117
      @Saltygravy117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Noah Nelson-Butcher no

    • @christophersavage3597
      @christophersavage3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Noah Nelson-Butcher r/whoooosh

  • @natec8435
    @natec8435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4485

    Isaac Newton - Unstoppable Force
    Neil deGrasse Tyson - Immovable Object
    Bill Nye - The Collateral Damage

    • @wienzard93
      @wienzard93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I laughed more than I should over this comment.

    • @CyatYouTube
      @CyatYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@wienzard93 Neil deGrasse Tyson - Astrophysics Black Guy

    • @r.d1683
      @r.d1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This deserves more likes

    • @keremozcan6881
      @keremozcan6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Neil deGrasse Tyson- Vantablack

    • @SarahOtter
      @SarahOtter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Winner: Gravity

  • @ErmenBlankenberg
    @ErmenBlankenberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19630

    Isaac Newton won that moment they chose Weird Al to play him.

    • @nolifestudios4328
      @nolifestudios4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I like your profile picture. Idk I just like docter who.

    • @peterparquer1873
      @peterparquer1873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      You betcha! Weird Al is OG! 👍👍

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's so hard to pick between Weird Al and Tyson here

    • @WhatsTheTakeaway
      @WhatsTheTakeaway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes, unfortunately for the other guys.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      This wasn't even a battle. It was murder.

  • @butzmn7190
    @butzmn7190 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Newton wins hands down. "I created the science you explain to kids" and "You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes" are just too good

    • @emgo-at7398
      @emgo-at7398 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Second line u mentioned is so dope bro

    • @NapoleonBlownaparte1812
      @NapoleonBlownaparte1812 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      not to mention HE RAPPED A MATHEMATICAL FORMULA

    • @mamavswild
      @mamavswild 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ‘FIRST LAW!!!!’ Hits hard!

  • @squilliam0909
    @squilliam0909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3820

    "What if we got Weird Al to play Issac Newton?"
    Battle over.

    • @mattywaldman1965
      @mattywaldman1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      These are my predictions for tonight. Let me know yours in the comments!👌🏻

    • @muenchhausenmusic
      @muenchhausenmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Man, I am no rap aficionado, but it sounds to me like Weird Al has some serious Eminem intonation going on. The guy is good 😯

    • @KarcusKorpse
      @KarcusKorpse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@muenchhausenmusic Yeah, Issac was winning but then they threw the astrophysics black guy and that made it game over....

    • @bignewsmorgans6114
      @bignewsmorgans6114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@KarcusKorpse Isaac still won, Neil Degrasse Tyson flamed Bill Nye accidentally lmao.

    • @gilbertkalima9723
      @gilbertkalima9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People did weird AI write the rimes or it was the ERB guys?
      Why are you crediting him

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5166

    This is an interesting story that few of you are going to see. I first saw an ERB at a Weird Al concert. He showed this battle on the screen. You could tell that most people didn’t know what ERB was, but nearly the entire audience was laughing the whole way through. I also laughed a lot and thought it was awesome. Thanks to that concert, I now watch these battles on a daily basis. Thank you Weird Al for showing me this battle. It’s still one of my favorites today.

    • @eesr
      @eesr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i saw this

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Link? Plz

    • @ThemeParkAvenue
      @ThemeParkAvenue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bait5257 I'm sorry, I don't have any video of it.

    • @mikemorzinski365
      @mikemorzinski365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there are weird all concerts?

    • @stormangelus6638
      @stormangelus6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mikemorzinski365 Where the heck have you been? He's been touring for decades!

  • @deuxpomme9777
    @deuxpomme9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3109

    *"Of all the scientific minds in history they put beaker in a bow tie up against me"* bro Newton killed him before he even got a chance to speak

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Dude, Al Yankovich: Of all the musical minds in history they put friggin' NicePeter up against ME?

    • @jhr7190
      @jhr7190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well, Degrasse-Tyson also has zero patents and zero theories. He got a B.A. and M.A. instead of B.S. and M.S. -- basically "of arts" are diplomasthat are good for science WRITES instad of REAL scientists who do REAL research... and Neil D-T is a spokesmodel-of-science, he has never DONE real science (experimentation in accord w/the Scientific Method) a day in his life.

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JHR haha Tyson go brr brr

    • @ThaNoobTuber
      @ThaNoobTuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@metalgearzwei I fucking died to your comment laughing R.I.P press F to pay respect

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler McGiver cool

  • @kek397
    @kek397 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    "You're no match for me, you got a bach degree. I got a unit of force named after me"
    Newton won right there.

    • @lily4581
      @lily4581 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's silly as a mesure of comparison in a rap battle. Nye inspired a lot of children to go into STEM. He is like the cool middleschool teacher: Sure, he may never be the scientist Newton was, but he was the inspiration for citizen scientists and researchers. inspiring a couple generations to see science as cool and interesting has done more for society's advancement than any single researcher ever can. Newton did important work, I'd never disparige his efforts; but Nye inspired many scientists with similar potential to Newton.
      In my opinion, science educators and science "outreach people" like Nye do just as important a job as those of us doing the research.

    • @mateusmarinho6941
      @mateusmarinho6941 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@lily4581 Nah, Nye inspired kids in the US, Newton inspired the human race

    • @pengwino828
      @pengwino828 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@lily4581Newton’s laws have quite possibly attracted the largest amount of people to physics compared to literally anything else lmao

    • @aslanevrim4348
      @aslanevrim4348 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Technically manslaughter.

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Invented calculus" Big claim, even the video points of the other father of calculus Leibniz@@DebadityaMistri-lt2uu

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8472

    I mean, obviously Weird Al had this shit on lockdown the moment he stepped into the production, but damn, the lines they wrote for him were unstoppable

    • @jacobhamilton2473
      @jacobhamilton2473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      Allegedly, Al wrote his own lines. Which I find believable since he has been writing lyrics for decades and has an engineering degree.(edit: he has a degree in architecture according to his website)

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@jacobhamilton2473 Even better, and I agree, I totally believe he did

    • @anthonyfrank1085
      @anthonyfrank1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Weird Al is legitimately a good rapper. Which is.... weird.

    • @skullmanjay8497
      @skullmanjay8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@anthonyfrank1085 Yeah, I guess it is a bit odd that someone as white and nerdy as him would be a good rapper.

    • @garthok6224
      @garthok6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@skullmanjay8497 lol white and nerdy is another one of my favorites from Weird Al. Excellent parody of Chamillionaire

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6467

    “Every action has an equal and opposite reaction except for when we both start rapping.”
    Greatest. Line. Ever.

    • @puresharpbaby6632
      @puresharpbaby6632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      fr man very clever

    • @justachilldude4356
      @justachilldude4356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It's a double edged sword though cause it can be interpreted to be insulting Newton. Funnily enough, that actually makes that line a good example of the Law he was referring to

    • @fovarberma752
      @fovarberma752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Nah. Best line ever was "When I start flowing I stay in motion! / FIRST LAW!". Not a lot of Battle Raps managed to take a law of physics and make it a worthy verse. And there were occasions, including Einstein's Energy / mass / speed formulae.

    • @Regular_Decorated_Emergency
      @Regular_Decorated_Emergency 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I still think "Every action ... " is the best line in this rap battle.

    • @tag1462
      @tag1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Albert Equals Emcee Squared. Sorry wrong vid.

  • @kingtownley1226
    @kingtownley1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2795

    Teacher- “okay class have you heard of issac Newton?”
    Me- “FIRSTTTTTTTTT LAWWWWWWWWW”

    • @aliaramla9809
      @aliaramla9809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please do this.

    • @veeistiredasf
      @veeistiredasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Me: I was born on Christmas I'm God's gift!
      Teacher: C a n u d o n ' t s t a r t w i t h t h i s b u l l s h i t a g a i n

    • @xbox360guy19
      @xbox360guy19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Me: You waste time debating creationists
      Teacher: I wasn't even debating anything!!!

    • @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened
      @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Me: "while I create the science you explain to kids."
      Teacher looks unamused at whole class

  • @heinzguderian628
    @heinzguderian628 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "You got a bach degree, I got an unit of force named after me!"
    Greatest flex of history

  • @thecrimsondragon7300
    @thecrimsondragon7300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7350

    Honestly...Weird Al's performance alone gave Newton the win in my opinion. He nailed it.

    • @jm75937
      @jm75937 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Weird Al is a national treasure

    • @avivzohar7493
      @avivzohar7493 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jm75937 bro yes

    • @yeezoyoutube
      @yeezoyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Gotta love weird al

    • @r0btech
      @r0btech ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Newton being Newton nailed it.

    • @kingsansskelton6495
      @kingsansskelton6495 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Its weird al, Thats an automatic win

  • @darrensanderson1031
    @darrensanderson1031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    First line on its own kills it. "Of all the scientific minds in history, they put Beaker in a bow-tie up against *me*?!"

  • @zachisosum
    @zachisosum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    I think Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson would have done it themselves if they'd been asked. They're awesome.

    • @Barrenthevampire
      @Barrenthevampire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Agreed

    • @madmonkey9143
      @madmonkey9143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Zach Namzoff Hey, Watch it again. Check the credits. They did

    • @AceTheGreatGaming
      @AceTheGreatGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +madmonkey914 What are you talking about?

    • @madmonkey9143
      @madmonkey9143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AceTheGreat I'm talking about-- The people in that video ARE the real Bill Nye, and the real Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Don't you know what they look like? This is one of the few (if not only) ERB's where the characters are played by who they are based on. Don't take my word for it, Look it up.

    • @madmonkey9143
      @madmonkey9143 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AceTheGreat Not the Isaac Newton character obviously, He's long dead.

  • @LuxuriantCarrot
    @LuxuriantCarrot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    The line "When i start flowing i stay in motion.. FIRST LAW!" Helped me out on my physics test yesterday. Thanks guys

  • @layicorn
    @layicorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6133

    Tyson accidentally killed Bill with his first line.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Bill is kind of a moron, so it jives.

    • @demnbrown
      @demnbrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Friendly fire

    • @Krishnath.Dragon
      @Krishnath.Dragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      It wasn't accidental. Bill Nye is a great guy, and a decent scientist, but compared to people like Newton he couldn't hold a candle in the science department. There is a reason why Newton is considered one of the most important figures in Physics, and it wasn't because he went coo-coo for cocoa puffs.

    • @TheAverageCthulhu
      @TheAverageCthulhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Krishnath.Dragon LMAO

    • @somebodycooliguess1597
      @somebodycooliguess1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Heh...kill Bill

  • @mobilegaming8553
    @mobilegaming8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4222

    Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to diss
    1: Sir Isaac Newton

    • @pancakesbf2704
      @pancakesbf2704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Random kid playing whatever 2: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

    • @adventuregalaxygamin6459
      @adventuregalaxygamin6459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Fernando Reimpell Bravo i think that Tyson would have done better if it was him vs. newton. all he did was come in to get nye's back

    • @Mr.Korzack
      @Mr.Korzack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Top 10 rappers Eminem is too scared to diss
      1: Weird Al.
      Fixed it for you, buddy ;)

    • @mobilegaming8553
      @mobilegaming8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Korzack really

    • @Mr.Korzack
      @Mr.Korzack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mobilegaming8553 Pretty much, made entirely in a joking fashion, but... Yeah :D

  • @mstej555
    @mstej555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2564

    “I got a unit of force named after me”
    For me, the battle was over after this line

    • @mgcinimhlanga3140
      @mgcinimhlanga3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...

    • @theclown9293
      @theclown9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Agreed 👌

    • @Sixnipplesonebreast
      @Sixnipplesonebreast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Idk, when Newton rapped an equation, I was done.

    • @m.suhaidi4966
      @m.suhaidi4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Nope, when Newton called Nye as "Beaker in a bowtie", Newton already won

    • @theclown9293
      @theclown9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@m.suhaidi4966 that’s pretty fucking good as well 💀

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Why don't you pick on a brain your own size"
    That friendly fire alone destroyed Bill Nye and helped Newton win this round lmao

  • @MusicalBasics
    @MusicalBasics ปีที่แล้ว +12663

    Putting Bill Nye & Neil DeGrasse Tyson up against Isaac Newton is like putting 2 really good middle schoolers up against Michael Jordan

    • @user-uj6on1xh9p
      @user-uj6on1xh9p ปีที่แล้ว +615

      true but neil gotta be at least high school or college player

    • @andyviliani6931
      @andyviliani6931 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      @@user-uj6on1xh9p neil isn't even special for an astrophycist, he has done literally nothing for the community except popularize it

    • @fawkewe
      @fawkewe ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @@andyviliani6931 still just being a physicist would probably make him a high schooler.

    • @andyviliani6931
      @andyviliani6931 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@fawkewe true but Neil is kinda overrated in some senses

    • @danielthemaniel7934
      @danielthemaniel7934 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      I mean true to some degree, but Neil DeGrasse Tyson has a Ph.D in astrophysics and was the director of the Hayden Planetarium, so it seems like he'd be more of a college baller. Bill Nye is nowhere near the level of Tyson but Tyson is still nowhere near the level of Newton.

  • @computernoober7823
    @computernoober7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: ASTROPHYSICS BLACK GUY

  • @kevin-pu2lx
    @kevin-pu2lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    " every action has an equal and opposite reaction, except for when we start rapping"
    UNDERATED LINE IN ERB

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, I think the equal and opposite reaction was the Astrophysics Black Guy coming in.

    • @Cemtexify
      @Cemtexify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SallinKari Nope Newton went unmatched, hell NDG couldn't even come in without dissing Nye

    • @Aberrantly
      @Aberrantly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The line must be underrated when you misspell it like that.

    • @alorikitsune6394
      @alorikitsune6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Did you catch that? Or did it go to fast to detect?

    • @saiken811
      @saiken811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "You've got a batch degree, I've got a unit of force named after me!"

  • @tonys6620
    @tonys6620 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    For those who didn't know, Isaac Newton watched this battle and said he would've done it, but he changed his mind when he found out Weird Al was playing him

    • @RevolverSAA51
      @RevolverSAA51 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stop copying comments from 4 years ago noob

  • @s0ycana11a
    @s0ycana11a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    "Hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business" is a reference to Newton spending the later part of his life studying alchemy looking for the philosopher stone.

    • @jainra
      @jainra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      NO Way...! IS that for real..? Imma googlin' it.

    • @SwaggieVortex733
      @SwaggieVortex733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, that means he spent his time on religion

    • @Dr.AutismGod
      @Dr.AutismGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@SwaggieVortex733 No it is referring to Alchemy

    • @rogericafort
      @rogericafort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Pretty odd for Newton to talk about "wasting time with creationists" when he in fact believed in the Creation account of the Bible, and agreed with his contemporary Archbishop Ussher that the world was only thousands of years old.

    • @Red-Faction
      @Red-Faction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@rogericafort To be fair he said "wasting time DEBATING creationists". If anything that would put Isaac in favor of creationists, but really that line implied neither. Rather he's saying that it wasted time because it accomplished nothing.

  • @thunderviperx7854
    @thunderviperx7854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    Isaac Newton: Makes up a physics intelligent clever verse that can destroy Nye into shreds
    Bill Nye: Nerd

    • @cryocritikal
      @cryocritikal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Thunder Viper X bill nye:lol u virgin

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Newton had it by a mile at that point, but the math equation just put it over the top. I do like that Neil comes on and gives the answer though lol

    • @thunderviperx7854
      @thunderviperx7854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dredark3 yup. a kid friendly battle

    • @Hayden-cp5ex
      @Hayden-cp5ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ik right Bill didnt even try to prove him self as a better scientist

    • @juanjesusarroyo6532
      @juanjesusarroyo6532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Hayden-cp5ex how could someone try to do that?
      Maybe Einstein could but not Nye

  • @ranshibuki9659
    @ranshibuki9659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    HOW DO YOU RAP A FCKN EQUATION???
    * replays for 6 hours so i can memorize and remember the laws and formulas *

    • @marquessgraye3544
      @marquessgraye3544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a pretty elementary calculus limerick- like highschool level.

    • @Eldor503
      @Eldor503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And yet Neil Degrasse Tyson said the answer was i while there are actually 64 answers (the set of 64th roots of unity).

    • @marquessgraye3544
      @marquessgraye3544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eldor503​ That's not how that works.Just because there are 64 roots of unity, doesn't mean there are 64 answers.

    • @Eldor503
      @Eldor503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marquess Graye Could you explain me how that work then? I would have thought that the number of different answers is the number of elements of the set {exp(2kiPi/64)} with k from 0 to 63 - which is 64 -, but maybe you know things that I ignore.

    • @karolnowak6423
      @karolnowak6423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well... since i^2=-1 (by definition), then i^64=(i^2)^32=(-1)^32=1 (because -1^(2n)=1, where n is the natural number, obviously). So all answers of the set have to fullfill the requirement: x^64=1, where x is the answer.
      It is true, that situation creates 64 elements in theory, but it does not mean, that all of the 64 elements are elements with UNIQUE values (answers) for which equation x^64=1 is valid. Some of them can have the same value and thus overlap.
      I can think of x=1, x=-1 (since -1^(2n) is equivalent, when n=32), x =i, x = -i ( since (-i)^2 =i^2 anyway). That are only 4 answers. Maybe there are more, but definitely not 64.

  • @ChristianGiuseppe
    @ChristianGiuseppe ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “I can calculate the shape and the size and the weight of the shadow of the mind you’re standing in”
    Jesus fucking Christ what a line

  • @jackofalltrades3474
    @jackofalltrades3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3874

    Love how everyone says all Nye said was "haha virgin", but ignore that he called out Newton for drinking mercury, sticking a needle in his own eye, and becoming a Minter because he lost his mind. Underrated verse

    • @vespercire
      @vespercire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Right? Newton obviously did more than Nye, but Nye absolutely burned him with that one verse.

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Yep, bills verse was more clever than people think but Isaac Newton’s was so good that bills was ignored

    • @toker6664
      @toker6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But so what nye is a engineer at most

    • @jackofalltrades3474
      @jackofalltrades3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@toker6664 Don't see what that has to do with a rap battle. Keep it relevant, yes? ERB rappers rap about eachother's lives, but that doesn't mean they instantly win if their raps are shitty, just because they were more accomplished in real life.

    • @jackofalltrades3474
      @jackofalltrades3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@existenceisillusion6528 That verse by Newton was great. Not as quick as everyone thinks but the burn was still brutal

  • @lu-cipher
    @lu-cipher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5248

    I love how Neil was subtly dissing Bill Nye by saying "pick on a brain your own size"

    • @dancorrell2560
      @dancorrell2560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Not subtle at all

    • @haleyfutch2356
      @haleyfutch2356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm glad someone said it!

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      to be fair, nye never acted like hes as smart, in real life or in the battle.

    • @ladderallthinking8790
      @ladderallthinking8790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sydssolanumsamsys Smart? No, I guess not.
      But haughty, arrogant, dismissive and snide?
      Check, check, check and....check!
      It's too bad. He built himself such a platform in the public consciousness. He gets to spend his capital however he sees fit, of course. Just sucks to see formerly fierce lions get demented in their long teeth :(

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ladderallthinking8790 aygh

  • @phoebeclark4718
    @phoebeclark4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3561

    My physics teacher: "Okay, who knows Newton's 3rd Law?"
    Me: "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction--"
    My physics teacher: "Very good--"
    Me: "Except for when we both start RAPPING!"

    • @davidmarshall3683
      @davidmarshall3683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Your physics teacher: "excellent"

    • @phoebeclark4718
      @phoebeclark4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@davidmarshall3683 😂 I wish. In reality I didn't say anything

    • @oceanmythjormundgandr3891
      @oceanmythjormundgandr3891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@phoebeclark4718 awwe. it would have been fun to hear about if you did it and got an answer. If you ever get that question please answer with that

    • @noone-xz4nt
      @noone-xz4nt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@phoebeclark4718 This line is so weird to me though. Like whenever I think about it I think they got it wrong. Every action has an opposite and equal reaction. So with this line, if Newton was an amazing rapper that means bill is equally great at being bad at rapping hence being opposite of Newton. So when he says except when we rap he basically takes away the punch.

    • @ivandobrev2240
      @ivandobrev2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@noone-xz4nt Nah bro, you misunderstand. The law is "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.". So if Newton raps good against Neil he should get and equal good rap from Neil, but then he says "except for when we both start rapping", meaning, Neil cannot rap against him at all.

  • @eokay7228
    @eokay7228 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:31 i love this line because al also uses “wacky” sound effects like that in his polka

  • @MrMikeexley
    @MrMikeexley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    Re-watching these years later. The writing is so good.

    • @samuelguillen6266
      @samuelguillen6266 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brittany g fud
      Ftf judge
      Geg

    • @NotOneUK
      @NotOneUK ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same, I come back to erb every few months and just binge and bunch 😂

    • @stamvee2183
      @stamvee2183 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldn't agree more.

    • @firingallcylinders2949
      @firingallcylinders2949 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isaac Newton dunked on them

    • @deanmeanmachine85
      @deanmeanmachine85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@NotOneUK Me too. It's just so good.

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5404

    Newton actually pointed out the difference between their achievements, and Nye just attacked Newton's social relationships...

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      He didn't have time for a nagging wife when he's busy discovering the most important aspects of the laws of nature. As for their attacks on his hobby of alchemy, psht, all it really is is highly experimental chemistry. Bill and Neil were acting like he was shaking a stick at stuff and saying gibberish.

    • @TheOpalHammer
      @TheOpalHammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      ​@@gmork1090 Saying alchemy is highly experimental chemistry is like saying astrology is like highly experimental astronomy.

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gmork1090 Lol

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@TheOpalHammer Robert Boyle was credited as the first modern chemist, and he was alive during the time of Newton. Astrology was based on bullshit and emotional appeals and fanciful thinking. Alchemy is a precursor and major contributor to what we know of chemistry. And don't be daft; contrary to popular belief alchemy isn't ONLY concerned with turning lead into gold or making immortality potions.

    • @williameldridge9382
      @williameldridge9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@TheOpalHammer Alchemy was in fact simply chemistry, before chemistry was known as it is. The difference between the two is that they got a lot wrong with Alchemy, severely and fundamentally wrong. That said, a lot of what we know in chemistry today traces it's origins to the study of alchemy.
      @Fireflux the reason he attacked his social relationships is because while Newton was extremely smart, he was also bat-shit crazy. Not eccentric, CRAZY. He did some strange and bizarre things that even people back then knew were messed up and weird. Attacking his character is a direct attack on his accomplishments.

  • @anthuwuny
    @anthuwuny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7825

    when the two smartest kids in class get different answers

    • @onlyonemitch5049
      @onlyonemitch5049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      But Astrophysics black guy comes in to safe the day

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      And the 3rd smartest kid gets the true correct answers

    • @sev1011
      @sev1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And then the Teacher comes in

    • @cachetes888
      @cachetes888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeet Meister this comment actually make me laugh so much bro

    • @awilddon.8570
      @awilddon.8570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I spit my juice on my phone thanks to the level of humor this has. Thanks a lot. No thank you. I havent laughed that hard in years and my phone os broken anyway

  • @archiejacobs3902
    @archiejacobs3902 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The fact that Weird Al did this ups his legend status to beyond infinite...

  • @happylittletree1727
    @happylittletree1727 9 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    This one goes to Newton. Really Bill needed Neil to even match him.

    • @Luna_Christine
      @Luna_Christine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Went to Newton up until the point when Neil Degrasse Tyson did his "appearance"

    • @sithalo
      @sithalo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Philip Tree and Neil doesnt even know how a star trek warp drive even works lol

    • @starlette7820
      @starlette7820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      sithalo I'm pretty sure the writers of Star Trek just totally bullshitted the entire thing you know. I doubt there is any actual logic behind it given how long ago it was made.

    • @sithalo
      @sithalo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samantha S well theres some logic to it. spacey scifi logic but still more logic than just having the creators say space magic and leave it at that lol.
      and even with no logic behind it they explain somewhat how it functions so its odd that he wouldnt know how it works.
      seen video with scientist talking about traveling to other stars and he described the Star Trek Warp Drive as if it folded space to just bridge the gap.

    • @finleyhobbs6031
      @finleyhobbs6031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep that's the power of weird al Yankovich in a nutshell

  • @jagerbombers6089
    @jagerbombers6089 8 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    I love how Neil and Bill are friends in real life and in rap battles!

    • @djdom8048
      @djdom8048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      plus neil said if he could meet any =body from history it would be Isaac newton

    • @jagerbombers6089
      @jagerbombers6089 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want this trio so badly!!!

    • @ceejayl_1436
      @ceejayl_1436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Jaggar Ham too bad because newton is dead

    • @rolandtennapel5058
      @rolandtennapel5058 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wonder if they would be interested in doing a cover / redo of this together with Weird Al; From what I think I know about them, it's not that far fetched an idea ;-p

    • @themuffinprincesa21
      @themuffinprincesa21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roland ten Napel but, but that literally is weird al

  • @dookieshed
    @dookieshed 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14073

    How can anyone expect to beat Weird freaking Al?

    • @Pdillybar
      @Pdillybar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      hi dookie

    • @Yonathenlotus
      @Yonathenlotus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson just did :p

    • @raftjunk
      @raftjunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dookie!

    • @Flench339
      @Flench339 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dookie!!

    • @maxdot93
      @maxdot93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      neil tyson won it as much as it pains me to say it.

  • @TheBINIBALL
    @TheBINIBALL ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Always come back to this to appreciate the way they weaved Newton's Laws of Motion into these fire ass bars. Shoutout to Weird Al

  • @buzzlightyear5174
    @buzzlightyear5174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    Me: I want to sleep
    Brain: have you see Neil deGrasse Tyson rap.
    Me: no
    Brain: astrophysics black guy

    • @anthonyluca2448
      @anthonyluca2448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was me last night

    • @avonray9147
      @avonray9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This legit happened to me a few minutes ago, so I came to rewatch it.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🧠 loves 🧔🏿

    • @Ben-qj3dt
      @Ben-qj3dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have joined the club of watching this video cause it was in my head while trying to sleep

    • @jorussell9026
      @jorussell9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So.. this club: Do we get jackets, or fuzzy bathrobes and ERB coffee mugs?

  • @calmellor
    @calmellor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4654

    The guy who played Sir Isaac Newton is really good. He should persue a career in music.

    • @mattptheguy
      @mattptheguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      Yeah, he has some real potential

    • @hamadradwi2161
      @hamadradwi2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Lol are u for real ?

    • @mattptheguy
      @mattptheguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@hamadradwi2161 Yus.

    • @bvnhtbvnht5737
      @bvnhtbvnht5737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Dude that is weird al yankovic. Look him up

    • @mattptheguy
      @mattptheguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      @@bvnhtbvnht5737 r/woosh

  • @kwebbelkop
    @kwebbelkop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13222

    _Astrophysics Black Guy!_

  • @randomlydumb6161
    @randomlydumb6161 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Bro needed backup to face weird Al

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2911

    Are we not gonna acknowledge Weird Al's Olympian level flow?

    • @samtepal3892
      @samtepal3892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      He has got 35 years of singing experience...all in different genres

    • @adamsandler7980
      @adamsandler7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Have you not heard Hardware Store? What might be unironically the highest quality rap I've ever heard is about tools you can get at a Hardware Store.

    • @sethraelthebard5459
      @sethraelthebard5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wierd Al has been parody rapping since the late 70s. I love all his work and acknowledge his next level skill as a true virtuoso musician. Even with saying all that, it takes a truly revolutionary mind to rap as fast as he did while still asking a legit physics question. I mean...how in the actual &@#K do you rhyhme that crap!? LOL

    • @homeslice1479
      @homeslice1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean sure, we can say the sky is blue.

    • @ms.6230
      @ms.6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude hes got bars for days

  • @caseylocke4474
    @caseylocke4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4944

    1:17 - For those interested in physics and dimensions, if you didn't notice it already, you'll appreciate this line particularly: "I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding and I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in." When Carl Sagan was explaining higher planes of existence to laymen, he used his famous "Flatlanders" story to get the point across. He held a cube in front of a light so that it cast a shadow. As he rotated the cube in various positions, it's shape remained a cube but the shadow it cast changed. This showed that trying to calculate the weight and the size and the shape of an object in a higher plane just from its *SHADOW* is impossible. So Newton is bragging that he can do the impossible through an apparent veiled reference to that Flatlanders story. Not only is it an amazing line, but it once again showcases the brilliant minds behind ERB.

    • @cachetes888
      @cachetes888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      This types of comments are so valuable.

    • @LonDanDoc
      @LonDanDoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yh but what about X ray crystallography

    • @andresyesidmorenovilla7888
      @andresyesidmorenovilla7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Dude, awesome comment. I was never in my life going to figure that out. We need more like it.

    • @caseylocke4474
      @caseylocke4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LonDanDoc I'm sorry, I don't follow. What do you mean?

    • @dennisbergendorfii5440
      @dennisbergendorfii5440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That just added entire dimensions to the obscure jokes in this vid, thanks!

  • @dinomartin-rj9cg
    @dinomartin-rj9cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10238

    I love how "astrophysics black guy" just comes in and roasts the guy he's trying to protect. "Pick on a brain your own size..." That. Is. The. Best. Accidental. Burn. Ever.
    Edit: I also did not mean any insult or harm when I quoted astrophysics black guy; I didn't mean to throw any shade, only to quote the song. :)

    • @totallycasual2215
      @totallycasual2215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      LOL

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

      When you shoot an explosive weapon to save your friend , but the blast radius kills him.

    • @kurt1339
      @kurt1339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Who ever said that was accidental?

    • @bilbobaggins5938
      @bilbobaggins5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      Honestly, neither Bill Nye or Neil deGrasse Tyson are as intelligent as Isaac Newton was.

    • @hraesvelgML
      @hraesvelgML 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@bilbobaggins5938 No shit sherlock.

  • @BlinkinFirefly
    @BlinkinFirefly ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I adore these rap battles so much. This one is definitely among my favorites

  • @NickNayls
    @NickNayls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    today i learned in science class to never rap against Weird Al.

    • @Metalhammer1993
      @Metalhammer1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And in R.E. you'll learn to not rap against snoop dogg

    • @NickNayls
      @NickNayls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Metalhammer1993 whoa now, sorry. Nope. To my own blinding shock, Santa rapped Snoop's ass off the face of the planet.

    • @asianotakuguy
      @asianotakuguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That fat ass papa smurf took the christ out of christmas and just added more mass, it takes nine reindeer just to fall his fat ass

    • @DementiaMuichiroTokito
      @DementiaMuichiroTokito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “We got a badass over here”

    • @jarvisfamily3837
      @jarvisfamily3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Learning - what a wonderful way to waste a day...

  • @imreloadin
    @imreloadin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Damn, Weird Al has got some hella crisp enunciation.

    • @Eevle1
      @Eevle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you thought that was good, check out his song, "Hardware Store".

    • @EricStevenTerry
      @EricStevenTerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's because he has a big dictionary.

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hardware Store, Couch Potato, White n Nerdy, Trash Day, Word Crimes, Isle Thing. He's got a lot of experience.

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is this your introduction to Al? If so, then if you want "crisp enunciation" I recommend "Everything You Know is Wrong"

    • @stefanmore5454
      @stefanmore5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Last scene in amish paradise. He actually be mouthlipping backwards

  • @Hayden-cp5ex
    @Hayden-cp5ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5518

    Newton: actually talks about science
    Bill: lol virgin noob
    edit: holy crap look at those likes

    • @23ferretsinasuit
      @23ferretsinasuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leviathan hello fellow ravenclaw! :)

    • @corinnae.7877
      @corinnae.7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Edison probably made fun of Tesla with that too. "Lol, you a virgin."

    • @ivanstheterriblesfriend9608
      @ivanstheterriblesfriend9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol but still you know.. bill have a great contribution on revolution too

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if this battle happened now Isaac would have SO much ammo to use against Bill Nye the Gender Spectrum Sellout Guy

    • @deepfriedcanoe1858
      @deepfriedcanoe1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha Cedric Diggory fan club

  • @Master_Exploder5000
    @Master_Exploder5000 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Isaac Newton: the bully
    Bill Nye: The Bullied kid
    Neil DeGrasse Tyson: The Bullied kids older brother.

    • @IsaaacWithThreeA
      @IsaaacWithThreeA ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carl Sagan: The guy who doesn’t do anything but still supports the bullied kid.

    • @E40570
      @E40570 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he then kicked the bullied kids af too with size brain line

    • @HarryPotter-uv8yp
      @HarryPotter-uv8yp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They’re.
      All.
      NERDS.

  • @ЛюбомирГайдарски
    @ЛюбомирГайдарски 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    "Why don't you pick on a brain your own size?!"
    Newton: *left searching*

    • @cdobreezy007
      @cdobreezy007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Underrated

    • @proudfathervince6835
      @proudfathervince6835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooo shit

    • @Rome3625
      @Rome3625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leibniz?

    • @sakkikoyumikishi
      @sakkikoyumikishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean, Leibniz, Euler, Kant, Gauss... there's no shortage of great (or even greater) minds to pick on, just none of them present in this video. ;)

    • @markflexer117
      @markflexer117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sakkiko Yukiko Its arguable that newton had a greater mind than those named but impossible to say for sure

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    Can we just take moment to appreciate the fact that Weird Al explained calculus via limerick?

    • @andym.s.5231
      @andym.s.5231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      He didn't explain calculus, nor was the answer (i) correct. It's just plus or minus 1, where i ignores the former (therefore wrong)
      He just spat out an equation.
      If I told you "the partial derivative of 3x^2-ln(4)" would you say I explained calculus? Would you feel prepared to ace a test?

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When did he do that? He hardly even said anything about calculus.

    • @Arceaus98
      @Arceaus98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@andym.s.5231 The equation presented is true when x^64 is equal to 1. i and negative i both work as answers in addition to 1 and -1, not to mention the 60 other roots that have to exist.

    • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
      @HaganeNoGijutsushi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@andym.s.5231 the answer is correct. It's not the _only_ possible answer, 1 and -1 also work (as well as more), but it's a valid answer.

    • @DavidKoelle
      @DavidKoelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@HaganeNoGijutsushi The limerick he used is one of Isaac Newton's own calculus limericks.

  • @Openreality
    @Openreality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Winner of course is ERB for getting Weird Al Yankovich to play as Sir Isaac Newton. I had the pleasure of shaking his hand when I was in the military. He is crazy tall. I am a tall guy, however when I shook his hand his hand engulfed mine easily. It was when Alpocylipse was released. I commented on how I loved how he dogged Lady Gaga in his "Perform This Way" song. He smiled like he won a million bucks and shook my hand. He signed my album sheet

    • @toadthebreakvan4518
      @toadthebreakvan4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *yankovic

    • @trollking99
      @trollking99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Al is ageless!

    • @patrickschmitz4586
      @patrickschmitz4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's 6'0

    • @triciahenry4674
      @triciahenry4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I must say that due to my luck of meeting my favorite celebrities (most of them died, Michael Jackson, Stan Lee, Robin Williams, Cameron Boyce, Patrick Swayze, Steve Irwin) I must say that you got severely lucky. I always wish I could meet Weird Al but due to my epilepsy - and thus zero chance at joining the military - I mainly don't have much of a chance.

    • @mantisqueen23
      @mantisqueen23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I met him too! Such a nice guy!

  • @collymorpheous8575
    @collymorpheous8575 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    After all these years, Weird Al still spits hot fire. Astounding.

  • @everlasting9292
    @everlasting9292 ปีที่แล้ว +5740

    Y’know, speaking of Weird Al, a good rap battle would be Weird Al vs Lin Manuel Miranda. They’re actually friends, so I feel like they’d find it hilarious.

    • @autumngreen6713
      @autumngreen6713 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yes! Great idea!

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yo thatd be awesome

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson ปีที่แล้ว +15

      except no one has heard of that person.

    • @toamatau8785
      @toamatau8785 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@gorginhanson I've never seen Hamilton and even I know it's the guy who did Hamilton.

    • @yoshikitte
      @yoshikitte ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@gorginhanson except almost every musical nerd/person knows hamilton / lin 💀

  • @TheArmoredOwl
    @TheArmoredOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    Best lines: Weird Newton Yankovic
    Best informative host: Bill Nye
    Best Memes: Astrophysics black guy
    Winner: Science

    • @rohiasplayz
      @rohiasplayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Most friendly fire: DeGrasse

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      so I'm not blind :D it's really him :D Weird Al

    • @Jack-zz7bc
      @Jack-zz7bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Bill Nice

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that about sums it up. I didn't expect Neil to show up lol but I probably should have

    • @intelspecialty9771
      @intelspecialty9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Winner: CarlSagan42
      Gamers understand

  • @HuckleberryHim
    @HuckleberryHim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    You've got to appreciate Newton's last verse, they had to be able to rap, with multiple rhymes, a math equation that actually was mathematically correct. Also Yankovic does it at insane speed...

    • @TheHammerGuy94
      @TheHammerGuy94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Newton: “The Intergral sec y/dy from 0 to 1/6th of Pi is log of base e times the squareroot of 3 times the 64th power of WHAT?”
      Neil: it’s i. Sadly the concept of i dosent exist yet during your time.

    • @bleesev2
      @bleesev2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I wouldn't call the math equation, or at least the answer, truly mathematically correct.
      Any answer of the form exp(2*Pi*k*i/64) where k = 0, 1, 2, 3, ..., 63 (IE: The 64 roots of unity) is a correct answer. This includes numbers like "i", "1", "-1," and "-i" as well as whats inbetween them. So that's 64 answers, not just "i".
      Actually the whole question is weird because "x^64" is just "1" in this case. So it like, you can raise it to whatever power you want and you'll get a different set of answers. You can raise the hidden variable to the power of infinity and get infinite possible answers. It's just a weirdly framed question.

    • @littyboilitfam112
      @littyboilitfam112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s weird al what do you expect

    • @waldowaggins1330
      @waldowaggins1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He lip synced part of Amish paradise backwards

    • @uUuWolf16uUu
      @uUuWolf16uUu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If I remember correctly, Weird Al has an insane verbal IQ. Just check his songs... Some of them are literally copying the singing of some of the biggest talents of our time (Michael Jackson and such). He is a genius that only exists once every 10,000 years in terms of verbal and rhetoric.

  • @cirespeedreviews
    @cirespeedreviews หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Weird Al!🔥

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey ปีที่แล้ว +4093

    "I accelerated the mind of mankind
    to a higher plane of understand and
    I can calculate the weight
    and the size
    and the shape
    of the shadow of the mind you are standing in"
    Is basically ERBs greatest ever line. Utterly destroyed.

    • @stringynoodles9151
      @stringynoodles9151 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Seriously

    • @zipzop6000
      @zipzop6000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are a million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe; your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

    • @travisbickle3835
      @travisbickle3835 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      fired up is better

    • @Pittip2
      @Pittip2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wouldnt "i can`T" even be more epic?

    • @valtielwindsor
      @valtielwindsor ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally agree! :D

  • @harrisenlysaght
    @harrisenlysaght 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4365

    I like to think Neil's the kind of guy who would've done this himself if he was asked

    • @electrikshock2950
      @electrikshock2950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

      He actually said on a podcast that he would have if they'd asked him

    • @streetfood7568
      @streetfood7568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I bet bill would also

    • @habelmarton8913
      @habelmarton8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      I think if they asked Isaac he would’ve gladly done it

    • @GhastlyG
      @GhastlyG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hábel Márton 😂😂😂

    • @vincentramirez6967
      @vincentramirez6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Neil would... but Bill is known to be very arrogant.

  • @MusicalBasics
    @MusicalBasics ปีที่แล้ว +4983

    "Why don't you pick on a brain your own size" is either a hilarious diss against Nye, or a self-criticism by Tyson, either way, is unintentionally one of the funniest lines in ERB history

    • @joebrown4733
      @joebrown4733 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Bro has 2 top commits

    • @Leon_Is_A_Idiot
      @Leon_Is_A_Idiot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joebrown4733 comment*

    • @waccness449
      @waccness449 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joebrown4733 LOL

    • @BamWamSlam
      @BamWamSlam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      very cool

    • @romandain
      @romandain ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I bet they couldve gotten NDT to actually do this to

  • @BillyDimitrakopoulos
    @BillyDimitrakopoulos 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Arguably the best ERB in terms of lyrics. Al, you sir are simply divine!

    • @aksghazi868
      @aksghazi868 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think King vs Poe is easily on par. I'm not sure which of the two is lyrically superior, but that one should definitely be in contention with gems like "Poe's poems pwn posers" and "I'm the author with the blood and gore lore galore that'll horrify the reader to the core."

    • @gawkersdeathrattle1759
      @gawkersdeathrattle1759 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Check out Joker vs. Pennywise for crazy layer-upon-layer of meaning in the lyrics. That one is ERB's magnum opus imo.
      But this one is still tops for sheer epic white and nerdiness.

  • @ConnellxSilverfur
    @ConnellxSilverfur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    Giving this one to Newton for two reasons: First, because he didn't repeat the same burn three times in one verse. And second, because he didn't need to call in backup.

    • @omarisawesome1996
      @omarisawesome1996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      newton was just talking about his achievements but bill nye came in and roasted his ass

    • @RandomPerson-th1pu
      @RandomPerson-th1pu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well he didnt call him he just kinda walked in.....

    • @MonsterIcee
      @MonsterIcee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Newton said 7 empowerments and 4 disses against bill in his fist verse

    • @chrisosullyo91
      @chrisosullyo91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ConnellxSilverfur I wholeheartedly agree. Newton's burns were scientific in nature. and Bill Nye's entire career revolves around science. Bill's burns relied mostly on mocking Newton's social status, which is sort of irrelevant when it comes to... oh I don't know... REVOLUTIONISING THE WORLD OF PHYSICS.

    • @5TailFox
      @5TailFox 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Sullivan I dunno...Bill's science was there. Hell, he hit him with 2 science bars, back to back, in his first verse.

  • @jlokison
    @jlokison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    A skill of Weird Al's that has amazed me since the 80s is how you can hear clearly each word he says no matter how fast he talks, raps or sings. Might not completely understand everything he says but you still hear it clearly. Might be why he had to gargle and sing with marbles in his mouth when parodying Nirvana.

    • @HubbaBubbaD
      @HubbaBubbaD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Because Weird Al is the greatest musical talent in the last 100 years

    • @wendydabee
      @wendydabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hargle bargle nouus??

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's what I love about him.. Eminem is afraid of this guy :D

    • @sbritton1313
      @sbritton1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except when he doesn't want you to... I.e. smells like nirvana

    • @coletrain411
      @coletrain411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sbritton1313 READ THE WHOLE COMMENT IF YOU’RE GONNA REPLY

  • @DoiInthanon1897
    @DoiInthanon1897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    You don’t often hear an equation being rapped. Weird Al totally killed this battle and it stands as one of if not my favorite ERB of all time.

    • @michaelscott6022
      @michaelscott6022 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It helps that the equation in question is not only real, but was calculated so as to be spoken as a limerick. Newton basically flexed on everybody by using math to write poetry.

    • @theepicone1264
      @theepicone1264 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Michael Scott we sılved the equation and the answer is not i, it is fake.

    • @lolicanadian
      @lolicanadian ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@theepicone1264 No, it's a valid solution. In fact, the left side is _exactly_ equal to the natural log of the square root of 3; multiplying it by _i_ to the sixty-fourth power doesn't change anything.
      _The integral sec y dy_
      _From zero to one sixth of pi_
      _Is log to base e_
      _Of the square root of three_
      _Times the sixty-fouth power of i_

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelscott6022 The equation is question is technically not real lmao.

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ikr

  • @kimikomorrow5785
    @kimikomorrow5785 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    WE WANT MORE WEIRD AL!

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    SOMEBODY HELP, i can't stop watching this!!!1!
    and by help, i mean bring me some sandwiches so i can continue to watch this

    • @naruto78961
      @naruto78961 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      FREEDOM IS A WORD THAT RYHMES WITH ORANGE!

    • @CalebTallman
      @CalebTallman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know how you feel, I can't stop watchin it either!

    • @clairemyers1585
      @clairemyers1585 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      -hands a dozen samwhiches along with a cake slice-

    • @zakthabeth9239
      @zakthabeth9239 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's even worse when you grew up watching Bill Nye....
      Now let me watch it again...
      One more time...
      I have enough time to watch it again maybe...

    • @ESOisntreal
      @ESOisntreal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its YOU I LOVE YOUR VIDS

  • @Daniel-ew5qf
    @Daniel-ew5qf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2172

    The verse "I rap like a sharp needle in your eye" in 1:04 is actually a reference to Newton's childhood where he *literally stuck a needle between his eye and eyelid* to explore what was behind.

    • @cookieguy3360
      @cookieguy3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dream vs Techblade

    • @williamao8568
      @williamao8568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@cookieguy3360 stan

    • @ethanjacobrosca7833
      @ethanjacobrosca7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      He did that because he was trying to explain colors (though he came to the wrongful conclusion that color were caused by different intensities of light particles hitting the eye)

    • @MessiNotPessi
      @MessiNotPessi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cookieguy3360 That will never get published on ERB and even HIp hop rap conflicts of nowadays

    • @rimfire8217
      @rimfire8217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang

  • @ERB
    @ERB  10 ปีที่แล้ว +13383

    • @jesusvallejo7284
      @jesusvallejo7284 10 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      Next one could be jeff the killer vs Slenderman

    • @BcSamsquatch
      @BcSamsquatch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      is that weird al?

    • @spewn2123
      @spewn2123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Issac won.

    • @happinessismychemical667
      @happinessismychemical667 10 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      johnny english vs james bond

    • @maxa1444
      @maxa1444 10 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Pele vs Ronaldo

  • @CossackCat
    @CossackCat หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Why are Weird Al’s hands so red?! 😭

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5274

    I'm always amazed how fast weird Al can speak while remaining clear, like hardware store.

    • @kobking3823
      @kobking3823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      DarkestofTimes That song was magical

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      kobking303 would you look at all that stuff.

    • @randompersonyouwatch1444
      @randompersonyouwatch1444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Ikr! How does he say the items so fast?? Do you think maybe he said them and they sped it up? Nah, Al is too much of a god to do that

    • @markbraley1820
      @markbraley1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Random Person You Watch I watched Bill Nye the Science Guy when was eight years old in third grade.

    • @KutayCoskun
      @KutayCoskun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Random Person You Watch actually that part in Hardware Store is sped up

  • @violet-trash
    @violet-trash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    _"Pick of a brain your own size"_
    Did Tyson just low-key call Nye a brainlet? 😂

    • @arent2295
      @arent2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep

    • @thegamerdudeabides
      @thegamerdudeabides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe... P-brain?

    • @ilankutsman4965
      @ilankutsman4965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegamerdudeabides That's what Stephen Hawking called Albert Einstein

    • @silvianbruno7512
      @silvianbruno7512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was a pretty unfair fight. There's a reason that like the first thing Newton says is "you're putting me up against a guy with a Bachelor's degree?"

    • @existencedefieslogic9658
      @existencedefieslogic9658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is one. He makes lot's of dumb claims. Or explains stuff dishonestly. Neil is the real deal.

  • @IrishMonksey
    @IrishMonksey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Don't judge me, but personaly, I think Newton won.

    • @thethunderslug196
      @thethunderslug196 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I judge you >:)

    • @IrishMonksey
      @IrishMonksey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :D Lol

    • @jsg_nado2219
      @jsg_nado2219 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree! The part about the shadow was clever. And newton is 10x the mind of Tyson and 1,000x the mind of Nye.

    • @LukenYEE
      @LukenYEE 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emmie Szyszkiewicz i judge u!

    • @IrishMonksey
      @IrishMonksey 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ~PiZoKick-Video~ NO!!!! YOU HAVE JUST KILLED ME!!! *rolls over died*

  • @Snarkypope85
    @Snarkypope85 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Weird Al can fucking flow

  • @archimago112
    @archimago112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    The only person who could slay newton in this moment was neil. He didnt disappoint

    • @Keeshmac
      @Keeshmac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Albert Suriñach he definitely saved bill

    • @butanetorch5386
      @butanetorch5386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Albert Suriñach did anyone else catch Neil insult bill by saying to newton "why don't you pick on a brain your own size"

    • @tellezgerardoruben5202
      @tellezgerardoruben5202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Quilver cloud XD, well, in the battle, Nye says Newton never had friends and (in a implicit form) he died alone and paranoiac, Tyson is a big friend from Nye, so Tyson defends Nye.
      Also, Nye is one of the better scientist divulgator, mabie Nye isn't a big scientist but he's responsible of the interest of much people for the science

    • @MrDamajah
      @MrDamajah 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rubén Téllez G.

    • @morriganh.2684
      @morriganh.2684 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he never will.

  • @goodgirl111100
    @goodgirl111100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Weird Al. He's everywhere and is so good at everything.

    • @harveywx7
      @harveywx7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anime Nerds That is too true

    • @randompersonyouwatch1444
      @randompersonyouwatch1444 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I agree

    • @andream8671
      @andream8671 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

    • @josephrinaldi6653
      @josephrinaldi6653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anime Nerds lol he's remained more relevant than about everyone he has parodied 😂

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Isaac Newton annihilated Bill with his opening line alone.

  • @dudeidk5498
    @dudeidk5498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    1:52 when ur big brother got ur back against someone and ur in the back taunting them

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    *"BY THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE OF- .... oh wrong rap battle sorry."*
    - Abraham Lincoln

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂 Sup abe

    • @8h723
      @8h723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sorry you didn’t make in the most recent Presidential Rap Video

    • @stevensather5911
      @stevensather5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All good, Abe.

    • @dineshzaladekar2892
      @dineshzaladekar2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eagle

    • @Human-ij4rv
      @Human-ij4rv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@8h723 ya but Peter was playing biden

  • @8mourningstar
    @8mourningstar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I can't stop watching this...

    • @RageCage1701
      @RageCage1701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Emily Hill (Asamina) Certain battles you just keep rewinding because they're so good. This is one of them for me; along with Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates; Shakespeare vs. Doctor Seuss; the film directors one; Lance Armstrong vs. Babe Ruth; and a few others.

    • @8mourningstar
      @8mourningstar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya. I keep watching "Edgar Alan Poe vs Stephen King" too.

    • @XxY0uMadbr0xXSalazar
      @XxY0uMadbr0xXSalazar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Emily Hill (Asamina) lol you just anwserd this conment gj

    • @ifazer8akathedoctor275
      @ifazer8akathedoctor275 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Emily Hill (Asamina) Well, your welcome.

    • @dravenkane9202
      @dravenkane9202 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      me to

  • @gustavolamounier1832
    @gustavolamounier1832 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Newton: one of the greatest scientists in history, totally destroys Nye
    Bill Nye: lol, you don't fuck

  • @tirzxh
    @tirzxh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    *Every action has an equal and opposite reaction except for when we both start rapping*
    Dang

    • @AJL15N
      @AJL15N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Coldest line

    • @CrimsonDevil_Rias
      @CrimsonDevil_Rias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Newton's Third Law

    • @CrimsonDevil_Rias
      @CrimsonDevil_Rias 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Centrist Shenanigans That was Newton's Third Law of Motion, excluding the "except for when we both start rapping" part.

    • @plzreviveme4077
      @plzreviveme4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The comment above me is basically saying “we are not equals.”

    • @joejohnstone3170
      @joejohnstone3170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Centrist Shenanigans there is a simpler version of newtons third law "if A exerts a force on B then B will exert an equal but opposite reaction force on A" A and B are newtons pairs for example if you jump on a trampoline youre exerting a downward force (weight) on the trampoline and the trampoline exerts an equal in size but opposite in direction force on you so in that scenario you would be "A" and the trampoline would be "B"

  • @1008chaz
    @1008chaz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Bill nye needs to have a reaction video for this

    • @nomadfromkarlsruhe8259
      @nomadfromkarlsruhe8259 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1008chaz omg yaaaaaaaas!!!!!

    • @rayaany.4069
      @rayaany.4069 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YAS

    • @BasicsCodingg
      @BasicsCodingg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      1008chaz In the words of Bill Nye: "That just makes no fucking sense, that's just bullshit!"

    • @rayaany.4069
      @rayaany.4069 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @NIGHTFACTORfilms
      @NIGHTFACTORfilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      1008chaz and Neil Degrasse Tyson too

  • @Tritachion
    @Tritachion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    Obviously Sir Newton won... but that "You wrote a book on gravity but you couldn't attract no body" was a killer line for Nye.

    • @justabeanmate5302
      @justabeanmate5302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @shelinkaakolosek4242
      @shelinkaakolosek4242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tritachion I love Newton soooooooooo much! 😍💗💋💋💋💋😄😂.

    • @d.r4952
      @d.r4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "your work on gravity was exemplary but your circle of friends was shoddy" oooH that one did hurt though...but Viva Sir I. Newton

    • @randomfilms876
      @randomfilms876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No...stop...Neil won..

    • @shelinkaakolosek4242
      @shelinkaakolosek4242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@randomfilms876 noooooo, ISAAC WON! 😂😤

  • @balkibartokomous7290
    @balkibartokomous7290 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bill Nye saying someone else got angry in their old age is just priceless.

  • @ObscureLightX
    @ObscureLightX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    You got a Bach degree, I got a unit of force named after me is such an underrated line.