For anyone who’s curious about how some states got marine creatures when they don’t have much or any marine environments, the majority of the Great Plains used to be a shallow sea about 60 million years ago.
Tbh I was questioning if Florida would even get to the coast part since we so heavily terraformed the area as well. A lot of the SE US would just straight up be swamp
@@imperialhighcommand8535- Can Florida Man really be considered an apex predator? Florida Man is kind of like a panda -- dim, possesses a certain appeal to humans, actively working to bring about their own extinction, but against all odds and by some divine outside interference (in both cases, rational humans fond of their antics), they manage to survive to try to off themselves another day. Miraculous dumb luck is what it is. 😂
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They are beautifully scary and the average around our area is around 4ft long with adults getting as large as 14-15 ft. Hard to catch though, they have long narrow mouths. And. By narrow I mean only an inch and a half for a 7 ft one I saw not too long back, and maybe 3/4 of an inch wide for smaller ones. But the teeth, weight, and muscle behind them make them able to rip chunks of flesh off anything they want. And with armor like scales, not too many aquatic animals can fight them aside from the bowfin and alligators that live in the area.
@@jaelyyymar8071 they're actually mostly scared of us except for the really big ones. They would only attack if they felt it was their only option. Either that or you're walking ankle deep in their home and they want you to go away, in which case that's your fault for being somewhere you obviously shouldn't have been 😂
@@jaelyyymar8071 also, they might be dinosaurs technically, but they are considered a nuisance fish around here and many people encourage killing them. I dont, I think they're beautiful and the ecosystem around the area is in balance enough to keep them from being the dominant predator of their waters. They might be tough, but they aren't invincible and the first gator that wants some gar for dinner has more than his fair share. So it balances out pretty well. And they are magnificent to see, scary, and eye opening as to how life in other places works. :)
@Wiinter Plays Beowulf is the historical account of a nobleman who could afford good food and was therefore jacked, who hired out his superior physique and armor as a large pest exterminator. Beowulf kills grendel, which is described as a biped who could swallow men whole, and matches the description of a 10' tall juvenile t-rex, by ripping its weak arm out of socket (or off, entirely), by closing underneath his jaws so he couldn't reach him. People did not write fiction about real people and places. Bards/scalds played a role in recording historical events at that time in europe. Reading it as a myth is anachronistic. It's a documentation of real people doing real things. Characters in beowulf match individuals in the royal genealogy of the Heimskringla.
Nature used to be so bad ass. Like god-damn, aliens musta loved the first few million seasons of earth. I bet they hated the new reboot with only a few good seasons every now and then but now it's just turned into a drama from a once epic action show
@@horrificpleasantry9474 first thousand years of life on earth or first thousand of earths existence would be boring af because not so much was developed yet so I have no clue what you're trying to imply lmao
Moose’s can and will actually kill you modern day.. they have a very high annual kill found, they tend to get mad when people get to close. There is also something about people feeding the wild moose’s.. yeah they might become friendly to everyone who had food, and they wanted all of your food
You mixed up the line...he says "Taking a selfie with this prehistoric Appa wouldn't fly, but you might. The day you got on his bad side is the day your parents say Bi son"
Not sure how I didn't find this video after subscribing. I'd like to see you do more videos on dinosaurs or any other prehistoric animals. One correction, though. Tyrannosaurus rex didn't have a septic bite that people tend to compare to komodo dragons when its teeth were too broad. Any animal that bites you can cause infection if not treated, but they're not going to straight cause you to keel over. The most you have to worry about in a rex encounter is hope you make it out alive without injury or hope for a quick death.
I’m in Maryland, knowing us if we found a way to kill the murder snail we’d be cooking it with some old bay on it. I don’t like stereotypes but like I can’t even deny this to be true.
i heard the titanoboa has the potential to either come back or still be around in the amazon due to skeletal remains beign found that gave worringly simmilar measurements to the titanoboa
@@chimeraproject9481 I do, the planet has went through ice ages and severe enough cold weather that I doubt a snake of that size could survive through it all without adapting to be smaller or going extinct. I can see how, with rising global temperatures, that snakes may begin growing to that size, but titanoboa itself it long gone
@@chimeraproject9481 Only one or two? Lol, you think they've just been chilling for several thousand years or what? They're either just straight up extinct or evolved to be smaller(likely became one of today's boas), either way they're gone.
3:40 they have alligator gar in the springs near me. They look terrifying but they’re actually really skittish irl. I usually freak out the tourist kiddos being like “I’m gonna touch it” and go try to. They swim away really fast. They can get pretty big and scary looking but most of the ones I’ve seen don’t get bigger than a foot or 2, like half a meter for non Americans. They’re harmless to people.
As a person who lives in Louisiana, I can say alligator gar don’t ever really pick fights with humans (they would still put us in a coffin if they wanted to though.) Update: Turns out the biggest one caught in Louisiana was 179 pounds, to put that in perspective that’s prob around 2 and a half Danny devito’s stacked on each other (or around 13 feet).
@@reddsmoke904 honestly am I the only one who thinks that poachers need to give themselves a challenge to calling hunting a sport. like let them fuck with a saltwater crocodile or a honey badger for a while and if they survive with no serious tissue damage then maybe I'll be impressed.
The Texas state dinosaur is the Pleurocoelus, a sauropod (one of those long-neck dinos). But a few years ago they re-examined the fossils that were found that made the Pleurocoelus the state dino, and it turns out it was identified incorrectly. It was actually some other long-necked dino. So, our state dinosaur is a mistake.
When he got to Louisiana, I was wondering why he was implying alligator gars were past tense. Note to states without swamps: don’t get in bayou and swamp waters, you won’t like what you find under the surface.
Tyrone-Rex...I'm weak AF!! 😂 🤣 Also.., "The day you get on his bad side is the day your parents say, 'bi-son'" I can't even.. There's just so many one liners EVERY.. SINGLE.. VIDEO! I'm so hooked.. Love it! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 😂
Honestly it's a shame you didn't mention Sauroposeidon for Oklahoma. They were literally Brachiosaurus' giant cousins, and if they were anything like other large herbivores they would have turned us into pancakes just for being in their personal space.
Oklahoma native tribes also have stories that seem to suggest they lived along side a quetzalcoatius or something similar. It's where the legend of the Thunderbird comes from.
@@dinosauromorpha6306 The reason it was called the Thunderbird was because of the sound it's wings made when it flew. The problem with understanding the history and origin of it is many tribes all had different beliefs. For some it was a diety, others a literally creature. But its interesting regardless.
@@mw9905 I mean, whale dicks kinda became the loch Ness monster with enough time, and rhino's became unicorns. Give people time with the telephone game and the lore writes itself. What about the sound it made?
Nah nigga keep in mind that’s America im getting my assault rifle and take my chances with the raptor also it’s a joke and I was talking velociraptor the chicken sized one also tbh if I saw a six feet raptor in a pack of up to 12 and I had a gun I would probably aim it at the best place possible between my own eyes also I’m a Jurassic world fan so I would probably do something really dumb and try to train them and ride them into the sunset like it’s th Wild West
@@golemking6428 yeah true with large packs backed up with sharp teeth and claws they’d be running left and right leaving bodies wherever they go. Assault rifle won’t help you when 5-17 raptors that chose violence surround you and slash you left right and center. Even if you started shooting these things would outmaneuver you and curtains
@@ToSP. don't forget even if you did shot them they wouldn't die scientist are thinking that dinosaurs had tougher skin than bears and the bears can already survive multiple shots with any gun except tank bullets
Ok prehistoric junkie here so a couple of things that i noticed that i feel to point out that are either inaccurate or i hust thought would help. 1. Eurypterus is actually very small about 4 inches long, i think the genus my boi casual was trying to refere to is the Pterygotus which the largest speciemens wore about 7 ft long, 2. another nitpick is californosaurus which is actually a 9 ft long ichthyosaurus which is only considered a medium sized species, while the ichthyosaurid on display in the backround is Shonisaurus a 40 ft long species which lived in Nevada which hey he mentions later in the video but refers to it's size at 50 ft which might be an overstimate but not fully sure 3. Dire wolf's are more like dire coyotes since their closer to coyotes on the family tree 4. While true that Allosaurus lived in colorado the most speciemens were actually found in utah with a quarry producing at least 40 Indivudals which is why the animal is the state fossil of Utah 5. Techinacly Gastornis is a vegetarian due to his beak being built for veggies but don't think that makes him docile 6. the hadrosaurid in the background is Magnapaulia which some sceintist debate weter or not it was lambeosaurus, but regardless the only fossils found of Magnapalia were found in Mexico 7. On the picture for stegomosuchus their is desmatosuchus in the bottom left corner who while in the archosaur family was actually herbivorous, in the bottom right that's protosuchus & the top scaly wonder up there is a phytosaur belodon reconstructed with the skull of Nicrosaurus 8. Machairodontinae refers to the family of cats with saber like teeth, but casual did actually get this right with 2 memebrs of the family, Homotherium also known as scimitar toothed cat & his more popular cousin the Smilodon or sabertoothed cat did in fact live in Oklahoma 9. while true that entelodntids or hell pigs as they were commonly refered to but are actually closer to whales then pigs on the family tree did in fact live in the good ol US of A with 2 species Daeodon & Archaeotherium livng across the states neither species actuallylived in missouri 10. Oh boy the animal i probibly know most about the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex, which yes it's range included both north & south dakota, but it also included Montana, wyoming, & Utah, unfortunatley the septic bite theory was proven false but it still possed the most powerful bite of any land animal at 35,000 newtons btw the animal got a whole lot scarier because we now know that T.rex was the brainiest dinosaur with the similar level of intellegence to that of a baboon 11. The giant ground sloth or megatherium was a south american species, however the their was a ground sloth in kentucky known as megalonyx or Jefferson's ground sloth, who was discovered by yes our 3rd president Thomas jefferson 12. technically while they look like rhinoceros Uintatherium is actually not in the same family as rhinos but hey they both share common ancesstary from the horse 13. Kansas was home to the most popular species of Pterosaur the Pteranodon which actually could have dived into water to grab at fish so if u made the scaly bird mad it would have been pretty bad 14. Yes in iowa their were plesiosaurs in the state specifficaly you would have had to deal, however my boi forgot to mention that it would have been the genus Elasmosaurus which could have grown to be about 45 ft long 15. While Ankylorhiza wasn't found in maine they most likely would have migrated like modern whales do today so not innacurate just a fun piece of trivia 16. & last but not least technicaly titanoboa did not live in Peurta rico they lived in Columbia Now i want to make this clear if i got anything wrong plz let me know, also our understanding of prehistoric creatures is ever changing what might be yesterdays facts might be tommorows old beliefs proven wrong, & last but certintly not least i do not hate u casual geographic these are just mistakes i picked up on & felt like commenting on becuase i am very passionate about animals both past & present & causal has done very good job at educating people of the animals of present day keep up the good work.
When he said Puerto Rico I was like: oh sheet man, then he said titano boa I was like yeah great a freaking snake the size of a school bus or maybe even bigger thank you mother nature.
I always love your videos! Hilarious, informative, and sometimes nightmare inducing 😅 I think the most surprising one for me was Wooly Mammoths for Virginia, partly because that's my home state and partly because of a how hot it gets there! Apparently, when the Europeans first got here, Elk and Caribou were not uncommon in the Mid-Atlantic region.
@William Steimer we killed non of them the ice age did the only thing we have made extinct went extinct either do too invasive species or habitat disruption neither are things we wouldve cause back then a popular one people bring up is the mammoth when in actuality that died on its own not even to an extinction event they just ceased to live
So happy to hear Puerto Rico get mentioned since were basically a US state in everything but technicality (even being an island is no excuse because of Hawaii). Much love to you and your content. Never gets old.
@@stevem.o.1185 I'm just a Southern Country girl. Fish Fry on Friday's are a thing at home and alligator gar just so happen to make the list of fish that got reeled in.
Hey, Casual Geographic, if you're ever in Oklahoma check out the Sam Noble Natural History Museum @ O.U. in Norman. Oklahoma had a lot more problems than you listed. Love your videos.
I'm an ESL teacher for Brazilian students and I recommend your channel for the advanced students as practice bc your humor and speech velocity sure is a brain workout 😂👌 keep it up man!
@@ChaosAlatreon963 it's all political that's why Puerto Rico is unincorporated territory of the United States. so the island of Puerto Rico is neither a sovereign nation nor a U.S. state also the island has various political activities within United States and Puerto Rican governments. which is why it's not it's on state
Rip to Scotland that place was a hell scape of giant bugs such as an eagle sized dragon fly, golden retriever sized scorpions and the most offensive a millipede as long as a car.
Allosaurus was incredibly successful (re: dangerous). They did not have a large bite force but had ridiculously sharp teeth, large mouth gape, and strong skull, leading some paleontologists to believe this thing may used it's head like a machete or killed large prey items (large as in long necked sauropods) by taking chunks repeatedly. It also had fairly strong arms, unlike most other theropods, which could have been used to give you a death hug. It went up against STEGOSAURUS in combat according to the fossil record. If that thing felt comfortable disrespecting a tank with what was more or less a midievil flail for a tail, it would have wiped out everything and everyone around it.
and since it's evident that they would sometimes band together to take down big game imagine 3 of these things waiting to fight over who gets what part of your body
@@threehornedgaming well who knows I do think it is possible though since we have found their bites marks on sauropod bones and a sauropod bones and single camarasaurus would be enough to sustain several perhaps they lived like tigers where several females would live in a single males territory at and occasionally the male would meet up with the female to hunt bigger prey Allosaurus was the most common predator in the morrison formation which stretches 1.5 million sq miles so a male could likely control most if not all of it but hey none of this I'm saying is fact just possible
Casual Geographic : "Illinoi, no dinosaurs have been found in your state, the only thing that would kill you is boredom." Me : *Welp, I guess I'll die with no big threats from dinosaurs, oh well.* Also Casual Geographic : "Just kidding, you would get vibe checked from the Stag moose." Me: *O h , now that's better! :D*
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As a Missourian I’m honor-bound to hold Kansas in contempt on principle and having pterosaurs right next door when we get hell pigs makes it personal to me, lol. Oh well, at least we have an official state dinosaur!
I mean, to be fair we hunted every last one of them down as cavemen. Ate the whole gang into the spirit world with stone tipped spears. Pretty sure a bunch of hill folk with 30-06's would do even better.
I was gonna laugh at y'all, but then I remembered that my province (Alberta), has one of the largest fossil deposits in the world, to the extent that we not only had T-Rex, but also a mini T-rex that got named after us. We also had just about every form of giant mammal ready to put us on fade including hell pigs, dire wolves, giant bears, mammoths, giant sloths, giant bison, and (checks notes) sabre-toothed salmon? And I thought it was inhospitable here now.
Indiana chiming in! My college mascot was a mastodon because they dug up some fossils of them when building the school 😃 All those critters work for me because I love megafauna 😁 Thanks for the compilation, and the time stamps
As someone who lives in Illinois, I found out recently that it actually would be dangerous and not boring like you said. I would have Ornithomimus regularly running in my yard, which would be bad because they potentially would have been running from a hungry Tyrannosaurus.
"Wyoming you would have had you went to Uintatherium" . The Triceratops in the corner : "staring maliciously with urge to erase the Uintatheriums and send people in Wyoming to Oblivion"
“Wyoming, the troublesome bulls at your grandpa’s ranch will prepare thy anus for the tri attack known as Triceratops horridus. 10 tons, 30 feet long and known for their street beefs with the T. Rex, they don’t throw hands but they will throw you with horns the size of hockey sticks and the BBC of terrestrial animal skulls.”
"Illinois, no dinosaurs have been found in your state so the only thing that would kill you is boredom."
Disappointing but very own-brand for us
I bet you that the only thing that was in Illinois during that time was a lot of inaccessible empty space.
I mean true live there
Tully Monster.
Have fun, nobody knows what the hell it is, but it’s 8in long and has a predator mouth for a face.
Facts
Pretty true.
" Puerto Rico I'm gonna include you guys cuz I love y'all "
- Oh it can't be that bad
" Titanaboa "
- *FUCK*
That’s what I said lmao
As someone that hates snakes, I feel bad for you
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Can i go there i have a shot gun and chainsaw i need to try out and titanoboa would be great practice
@@crimson5142 good luck lol ud probably get squashed before doing any significant damage to it
“I can’t pronounce it’s name but I can pronounce you dead” *WHEEZE*😂😂😂😂😂
Roses are red
That's a load of fuckery
That thing right there
Needs to stay the fuck away from me :D
@@_mangaddict Beautiful.
@@obiwankenobi8271 😌
@@_mangaddict Shakespeare got nothin on u
@@_mangaddict Yes💙
For anyone who’s curious about how some states got marine creatures when they don’t have much or any marine environments, the majority of the Great Plains used to be a shallow sea about 60 million years ago.
Oh yeah, Western Interior Seaway.
hawaii too except it'd probably just an ocean with some amounts volcanic activity
Yep, those folks would have been very proficient underwater basket weavers…
Tbh I was questioning if Florida would even get to the coast part since we so heavily terraformed the area as well. A lot of the SE US would just straight up be swamp
“But if you wanna question God the roid kitty will kindly send you to him”🤣🤣🤣
That was a moment i swear
I laughed.....
SO Hard.omg.🙈
close but he didn’t say that about the homocide cat lol it was the one before it
I just liked this comment because it was at 999
@@vtautogrow6096 either way they're both funny as hell
Basilosaurus: exists in Florida
Florida man: “finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”
Texans may be tougher, Californians may be weirder, but Floridians...
I feel sorry for the Basilosaurus, lol, for losing it's spot as apex predator.
@@imperialhighcommand8535- Can Florida Man really be considered an apex predator? Florida Man is kind of like a panda -- dim, possesses a certain appeal to humans, actively working to bring about their own extinction, but against all odds and by some divine outside interference (in both cases, rational humans fond of their antics), they manage to survive to try to off themselves another day. Miraculous dumb luck is what it is. 😂
@@sluttymctits4496 they take advantage of this dumb luck to become the ultimate life form
Florida Man would have a Basilosaurus in his swimming pool
This is true tho-
Btw idk why I thought everyone would call florida for this prehistoric shit- more so the crocodile one
"West Virginia you'd be more f*cked than a relative at a family reunion."
Me watching this: Dafuq
Dont let your profile escape!!!!!!
@@rexyjp1237 ah sorry mate, but uh... *Checks invisible watch* it's about time I go to Gate B. See ya next week.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Leading state by incest next to new jersey*
Dang, I wish I got Dire wolves in Washington
I really pray this young man gets his own nature show, line of toys, a role in a movie and a role in 3 hugely popular comedies!
Alligator gar aren't agressive, but it's still creepy to think about how many big ones are swimming below you.
They be good eaten tho
@@MetalasOrc No not really, they have little meat and it’s VERY hard to get to, the only thing I heard they’re good for is to make sauce
I’ve seen too many in Lake Eufaula. Nope!
Pretty sure they're endangered now, you rarely see big ones
although they can still deliver a nasty bite to you, still not the most fecked up thing in the ocean in present day
"It's bigger than the average moose"
He make it sounds like the AVERAGE Moose is just like a deer or some shit
right like the average moose isn't just a tank with legs.
Not really, he was just saying that it's bigger then the average moose. Don't really see how that's trying to make it seem like a moose is small.
He has covered moose before and has thoroughly explained to those of us who haven’t seen one in person just how dangerous they are
Moose are the largest member of the deer family
@@pleasantry2.04 It _is_ when compared to Ancient Nightmare Moose, tho. 🤔
"The three people and two polar bears in Alaska"😂
Where my other two alaskan at?
@@larkushent9046 I'm here
@@isseisato1689 hell yeah, enjoying the fact that the snows almost gone?
@@larkushent9046 yee
@@isseisato1689 felt like a it was never gonna get here, but now we get to worry about bears instead
Someone get this man to voice an actual nature documentary.
so true
Even in prehistoric times Illinois is terrible, seems there's a pattern.
As a resident of that state, I can confirm.
@@Pennywise_Cup right back at you
At first we were gettin g checked by giant moose and now corrupt politicians...
Yo this state is the worse, we don’t even need to fear for our lives more than we already do.
@@gramblidge I mean like yea🤧
*laughs in caribbean islands*
*Realizes we would be surrounded with killer fish*
*Cries in caribbean islands*
*Same*
while running away from Titanboa's and mosquito's the size of American Footballs
Edit: We're screwed Tigere...estamos hodio
@@docdirtymrclean3610 jajaja eres dominicano?
@@shaunyjimenez9637 k lo k mi hermano lol
@@docdirtymrclean3610 JAJSHSJHE klk
I love the funny nicknames he gives them.
“Murder Gecko”
“Death Iguana”
“Thunder Goose”
“Death Guppy”
They sound like mavericks from Megaman X. Especially, Thunder Goose.
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Kinda makes me wanna beat my wife IMO LOL🤭🤭🤭
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She gives me reasons to beat her.
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Make sure not to make daddy angry kitten
Or I'll have to resort to some beatings
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Homicidal Blubber Nugget. Nuff said
Zebra = Homicidal Bar Code lmao
"Violation with teeth"
"Life insurance with claws" 😂
As a paleontology major this is defiantly my favorite series you've done so far!
Not that accuratr
The alligator gar was hilarious as hell though- “They’re still alive? Well, shit.”
They are beautifully scary and the average around our area is around 4ft long with adults getting as large as 14-15 ft. Hard to catch though, they have long narrow mouths. And. By narrow I mean only an inch and a half for a 7 ft one I saw not too long back, and maybe 3/4 of an inch wide for smaller ones. But the teeth, weight, and muscle behind them make them able to rip chunks of flesh off anything they want. And with armor like scales, not too many aquatic animals can fight them aside from the bowfin and alligators that live in the area.
@@mr_d3adw873 That’s so cool! Just make sure to not poke the beasts 😅
@@jaelyyymar8071 they're actually mostly scared of us except for the really big ones. They would only attack if they felt it was their only option. Either that or you're walking ankle deep in their home and they want you to go away, in which case that's your fault for being somewhere you obviously shouldn't have been 😂
@@jaelyyymar8071 also, they might be dinosaurs technically, but they are considered a nuisance fish around here and many people encourage killing them. I dont, I think they're beautiful and the ecosystem around the area is in balance enough to keep them from being the dominant predator of their waters. They might be tough, but they aren't invincible and the first gator that wants some gar for dinner has more than his fair share. So it balances out pretty well. And they are magnificent to see, scary, and eye opening as to how life in other places works. :)
@@mr_d3adw873 Gars don't get as large as 14-15 ft the largest recorded was around 8 ft
So basically we would just be getting violated into extinction
E MOON yep
*Insert Ark survival evolved information here*
💀
That's why we hunted them to extinction, it was us or them
@Wiinter Plays Beowulf is the historical account of a nobleman who could afford good food and was therefore jacked, who hired out his superior physique and armor as a large pest exterminator. Beowulf kills grendel, which is described as a biped who could swallow men whole, and matches the description of a 10' tall juvenile t-rex, by ripping its weak arm out of socket (or off, entirely), by closing underneath his jaws so he couldn't reach him. People did not write fiction about real people and places. Bards/scalds played a role in recording historical events at that time in europe. Reading it as a myth is anachronistic. It's a documentation of real people doing real things. Characters in beowulf match individuals in the royal genealogy of the Heimskringla.
0:03 Florida
0:11 New York
0:18 California
0:27 New Jersey
0:39 Alaska
0:54 Texas
1:07 Michigan
1:15 Arizona
1:21 Colorado
1:37 New Mexico
1:51 Georgia
1:59 Connecticut
2:05 Utah
2:13 Delaware
2:19 North Carolina/South Carolina
2:30 Alabama
2:39 Pennsylvania
2:49 Illinois
2:57 Ohio
3:06 Virginia
3:14 Nebraska
3:29 Louisiana
3:41 Tennessee
3:51 Maryland
4:01 Indiana
4:09 Massachusetts
4:21 Oklahoma
4:29 Nevada
4:39 Missouri
4:49 Rhode Island
4:55 Oregon
5:05 Hawaii
5:15 South Dakota/North Dakota
5:26 Montana
5:36 West Virginia
5:45 Kentucky
5:49 Mississippi
5:57 Arkansas
6:06 Washington
6:15 Wyoming
6:23 Minnesota
6:34 Kansas
6:42 Vermont
6:50 Idaho
6:57 Wisconsin
7:05 Iowa
7:12 New Hampshire
7:22 Maine
7:31 Puerto Rico
Dang, ok. Thanks!
im nebraska lol
@Dr Chumor ayy michigan gang!!
I got the murder gecko
Why thank you random internet person
Damn! This dude is so, so knowledgeable. Reminds me of my son, that's also as knowledgeable when it comes to dinosaurs. ❤️👍🏾😁
"For the 3 people and 2 polar bears in Alaska"🤣
As an Alaskan, that's fairly accurate
As a former Alaskan, I hate hearing that stereotype.
There are way more than two polar bears in Alaska.
@@SynchronizorVideos ......how do you know that?
@@barneyandfriends1749 you realize he was making a joke right?
@@SynchronizorVideos so it's now 1:1 ratio of people to polar bear
Chicago: where even Prehistoric animals says “Naw, I’m good” when it comes to living there
It’s a miracle we still have one of the largest cities in Illinois of all places
Nature used to be so bad ass. Like god-damn, aliens musta loved the first few million seasons of earth. I bet they hated the new reboot with only a few good seasons every now and then but now it's just turned into a drama from a once epic action show
Aye man don’t blaspheme!
Imagine what nature documentarys would be like
@@AMAZNGMUSIC ???
First thousand years
@@horrificpleasantry9474 first thousand years of life on earth or first thousand of earths existence would be boring af because not so much was developed yet so I have no clue what you're trying to imply lmao
Thank you so much for including Puerto Rico, those guys do not get enough love.
Every other state: horrifying monstrosities that could give you nightmares
Illinois: you know, the moose were bigger ig
Michigan got a big rat
Same with Louisiana, THE ALLIGATOR GAR STILL EXISTS
Moose’s can and will actually kill you modern day.. they have a very high annual kill found, they tend to get mad when people get to close. There is also something about people feeding the wild moose’s.. yeah they might become friendly to everyone who had food, and they wanted all of your food
Michigan: yeah I have a giant beaver... take it or leave it
@@__-sp5fq Yes. Thank you
“The day you get on this Appa’s bad side won’t fly, but you will.”
“It will be the day your parents say Bi son”😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
God that last line is no more than a dad joke
You mixed up the line...he says "Taking a selfie with this prehistoric Appa wouldn't fly, but you might. The day you got on his bad side is the day your parents say Bi son"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cannot adequately put to words how grateful I am that this man gives a legit and timely warning for the arachnophobes out here.
was gonna comment something like this. much respect
King Behavior
Many thanks brother. Your videos I have to rewind the most because you are hilarious. And very informative. Keep up the amazing work.
"When this guy gets angry, then it's time for your parents to call you bye-son" Gold
Even with a Homicidal Bison I’d rather live in Wisconsin than Illinois
"I'd rather resurrect this roid wolf than bring back Game of Thrones"
OOOOOOF
0:27 yall already know Florida man and the trailer park boys are gonna try and ride this one...
Did you mean to put try there?
@@galaxy-eyy4081 😂
Yessir
I'm laughing so hard rn
@@galaxy-eyy4081 they might eventually succeed, but not before Darwin collects the debt Florida owns him, plus interest
Not sure how I didn't find this video after subscribing. I'd like to see you do more videos on dinosaurs or any other prehistoric animals.
One correction, though. Tyrannosaurus rex didn't have a septic bite that people tend to compare to komodo dragons when its teeth were too broad. Any animal that bites you can cause infection if not treated, but they're not going to straight cause you to keel over. The most you have to worry about in a rex encounter is hope you make it out alive without injury or hope for a quick death.
When I saw louisiana I immediately said "hold up I caught a baby one when I was 8"
I used to live in Lake Charles and I have caught a 4 foot one and a 2 foot one
@@melosever8659 eyyy I still live in lake charles, we got fucked by 2 hurricanes 🙃
@@upfrontplace0926 bro sorry we had to watch y’all em get fucked by both while we chilling in safety
@@upfrontplace0926 yoooo same here
Um what did you live my life I fought one when I was 8 too 😂
I’m in Maryland, knowing us if we found a way to kill the murder snail we’d be cooking it with some old bay on it. I don’t like stereotypes but like I can’t even deny this to be true.
dont forget about all the army bases
@@fishpotato3670 The snails would have to fear us, not the other way around definitely lol
@@caseyscattle yup
@@caseyscattle And once the military kill the all or most of them we whould be selling them on street shops
At least we don’t have to deal with HUGE beats!
Me: *Laughs at every state*
CG: "Puerto Rico, you would have to deal with Titanoboa"
Me: "F*CK!!"
i heard the titanoboa has the potential to either come back or still be around in the amazon due to skeletal remains beign found that gave worringly simmilar measurements to the titanoboa
@@spiritretro3571 oh hell no
@@spiritretro3571 I don't doubt that there's one or two out there
@@chimeraproject9481 I do, the planet has went through ice ages and severe enough cold weather that I doubt a snake of that size could survive through it all without adapting to be smaller or going extinct. I can see how, with rising global temperatures, that snakes may begin growing to that size, but titanoboa itself it long gone
@@chimeraproject9481 Only one or two? Lol, you think they've just been chilling for several thousand years or what? They're either just straight up extinct or evolved to be smaller(likely became one of today's boas), either way they're gone.
3:40 they have alligator gar in the springs near me. They look terrifying but they’re actually really skittish irl. I usually freak out the tourist kiddos being like “I’m gonna touch it” and go try to. They swim away really fast. They can get pretty big and scary looking but most of the ones I’ve seen don’t get bigger than a foot or 2, like half a meter for non Americans. They’re harmless to people.
As a person who lives in Louisiana, I can say alligator gar don’t ever really pick fights with humans (they would still put us in a coffin if they wanted to though.)
Update: Turns out the biggest one caught in Louisiana was 179 pounds, to put that in perspective that’s prob around 2 and a half Danny devito’s stacked on each other (or around 13 feet).
Yup they mind there business unless foodled with or somthin
Yeah im sure all it takes is another Crocodile hunter to test they might
Yeah, I live in Louisiana too! I’ve actually never seen a live one. I have seen a HUGE stuffed one though.
I live in Indiana and I would be Royaly fucked
@@reddsmoke904 honestly am I the only one who thinks that poachers need to give themselves a challenge to calling hunting a sport. like let them fuck with a saltwater crocodile or a honey badger for a while and if they survive with no serious tissue damage then maybe I'll be impressed.
"this one's for north and south dakota"
- well our state dinosaur is the triceratops so-
"t-rex"
- OH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE
Lol
Lol
Missouri dinosaur is a paursoar missouri.....its one of those duck bill herbivore dinosaurs that lived in packs....could be worse.
The Texas state dinosaur is the Pleurocoelus, a sauropod (one of those long-neck dinos). But a few years ago they re-examined the fossils that were found that made the Pleurocoelus the state dino, and it turns out it was identified incorrectly. It was actually some other long-necked dino.
So, our state dinosaur is a mistake.
*doesn’t piece together that Triceratops lived alongside an apex predator known for running fades with it for generations
“Appa wouldn’t fly but you would” lol
What a fun list!! More please! And i love your channel, your sense of humor just leaves me in stitches.
“Alabama you’re a special kind of fucked”
Can be taken out of context very nicely
I think you would really enjoy ark survival evolved
He used the castroid ( giant beaver) model from ark as one of his pics for it
@@potatoes1567 I was gonna comment that when I saw it
I love ark so much ever time I saw a animal from ark I practically laughed with excitment
@@crappycrafts3491 yea it's amazing that he used it because it's pretty inacurate like most things in ark
Yea ark is sooooo fun
Louisiana you would have the alligator gar
"Their still alive"
Wait their still alive... Oh shi-
Mississippi has em too. I play skyrim and when I see slaughterfish I am and always have been massively disappointed.
I live on the Arkansas/Louisiana border and we have the alligator gar to.
So are alligator gars actually a problem in Louisiana or do they just keep them in aquariums like we do here in the Philippines?
@@gamingchamp6728 where do you think they came from? But I don't think they are that much of a problem. I wouldn't swim with em.
@@gamingchamp6728 alligator gars are endangered actually,so's they're the one taking the L and afraiding us,not the other way around.
Nicely done bro 👏, I'm more impressed every show .
Keep it up!!!
I'm from Florida and expected to be disrespected by nature. Was about right
And we still have alligatorgar
You think someone from Florida could spell it right
Also xenosmilus ...aka the cookie cutter cat....google it...lmaooooooo
@@CampbellJTuba Alligator Gar?
@@space-nl7cw lol you think we Florida people can spell? That's rich. We got bigger things to worry about. Literally.
When he got to Louisiana, I was wondering why he was implying alligator gars were past tense. Note to states without swamps: don’t get in bayou and swamp waters, you won’t like what you find under the surface.
Same. Was like… I just saw some at the zoo last summer 😩😩🤣
I guess you won't like that what's under the surface actively try to find you... :D
It's not like alligator gars are dangerous
Tyrone-Rex...I'm weak AF!! 😂 🤣 Also.., "The day you get on his bad side is the day your parents say, 'bi-son'" I can't even.. There's just so many one liners EVERY.. SINGLE.. VIDEO! I'm so hooked.. Love it! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 😂
Hilarious! And I have SEEN six-foot alligator gar in Lake Allatoona…
Honestly it's a shame you didn't mention Sauroposeidon for Oklahoma. They were literally Brachiosaurus' giant cousins, and if they were anything like other large herbivores they would have turned us into pancakes just for being in their personal space.
Oklahoma native tribes also have stories that seem to suggest they lived along side a quetzalcoatius or something similar. It's where the legend of the Thunderbird comes from.
@@mw9905 Or... they just found pterosaur bones and made a myth out of it.
@@dinosauromorpha6306 The reason it was called the Thunderbird was because of the sound it's wings made when it flew. The problem with understanding the history and origin of it is many tribes all had different beliefs. For some it was a diety, others a literally creature. But its interesting regardless.
@@mw9905 Oh , I see... The only other explanation I have is an exaggerated condor.
@@mw9905 I mean, whale dicks kinda became the loch Ness monster with enough time, and rhino's became unicorns. Give people time with the telephone game and the lore writes itself.
What about the sound it made?
Utah: short-face bear
also utah: literally has a dinosaur called the utahraptor.
tbh, I'd take my chances with the bear.
Nah nigga keep in mind that’s America im getting my assault rifle and take my chances with the raptor also it’s a joke and I was talking velociraptor the chicken sized one also tbh if I saw a six feet raptor in a pack of up to 12 and I had a gun I would probably aim it at the best place possible between my own eyes also I’m a Jurassic world fan so I would probably do something really dumb and try to train them and ride them into the sunset like it’s th Wild West
@@lightning8670 you do know they run in packs 5-17
@@golemking6428 yeah true with large packs backed up with sharp teeth and claws they’d be running left and right leaving bodies wherever they go. Assault rifle won’t help you when 5-17 raptors that chose violence surround you and slash you left right and center. Even if you started shooting these things would outmaneuver you and curtains
@@ToSP. don't forget even if you did shot them they wouldn't die scientist are thinking that dinosaurs had tougher skin than bears and the bears can already survive multiple shots with any gun except tank bullets
Don’t even get me started on the fact that they could take out sauropods. That alone should speak for itself.
maryland always has to have a shellfish dont we
Yeah I was really hoping for something more
Fr tho
@@tomiwab2672 same
I should have known
Same
Ok prehistoric junkie here so a couple of things that i noticed that i feel to point out that are either inaccurate or i hust thought would help.
1. Eurypterus is actually very small about 4 inches long, i think the genus my boi casual was trying to refere to is the Pterygotus which the largest speciemens wore about 7 ft long,
2. another nitpick is californosaurus which is actually a 9 ft long ichthyosaurus which is only considered a medium sized species, while the ichthyosaurid on display in the backround is Shonisaurus a 40 ft long species which lived in Nevada which hey he mentions later in the video but refers to it's size at 50 ft which might be an overstimate but not fully sure
3. Dire wolf's are more like dire coyotes since their closer to coyotes on the family tree
4. While true that Allosaurus lived in colorado the most speciemens were actually found in utah with a quarry producing at least 40 Indivudals which is why the animal is the state fossil of Utah
5. Techinacly Gastornis is a vegetarian due to his beak being built for veggies but don't think that makes him docile
6. the hadrosaurid in the background is Magnapaulia which some sceintist debate weter or not it was lambeosaurus, but regardless the only fossils found of Magnapalia were found in Mexico
7. On the picture for stegomosuchus their is desmatosuchus in the bottom left corner who while in the archosaur family was actually herbivorous, in the bottom right that's protosuchus & the top scaly wonder up there is a phytosaur belodon reconstructed with the skull of Nicrosaurus
8. Machairodontinae refers to the family of cats with saber like teeth, but casual did actually get this right with 2 memebrs of the family, Homotherium also known as scimitar toothed cat & his more popular cousin the Smilodon or sabertoothed cat did in fact live in Oklahoma
9. while true that entelodntids or hell pigs as they were commonly refered to but are actually closer to whales then pigs on the family tree did in fact live in the good ol US of A with 2 species Daeodon & Archaeotherium livng across the states neither species actuallylived in missouri
10. Oh boy the animal i probibly know most about the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex, which yes it's range included both north & south dakota, but it also included Montana, wyoming, & Utah, unfortunatley the septic bite theory was proven false but it still possed the most powerful bite of any land animal at 35,000 newtons btw the animal got a whole lot scarier because we now know that T.rex was the brainiest dinosaur with the similar level of intellegence to that of a baboon
11. The giant ground sloth or megatherium was a south american species, however the their was a ground sloth in kentucky known as megalonyx or Jefferson's ground sloth, who was discovered by yes our 3rd president Thomas jefferson
12. technically while they look like rhinoceros Uintatherium is actually not in the same family as rhinos but hey they both share common ancesstary from the horse
13. Kansas was home to the most popular species of Pterosaur the Pteranodon which actually could have dived into water to grab at fish so if u made the scaly bird mad it would have been pretty bad
14. Yes in iowa their were plesiosaurs in the state specifficaly you would have had to deal, however my boi forgot to mention that it would have been the genus Elasmosaurus which could have grown to be about 45 ft long
15. While Ankylorhiza wasn't found in maine they most likely would have migrated like modern whales do today so not innacurate just a fun piece of trivia
16. & last but not least technicaly titanoboa did not live in Peurta rico they lived in Columbia
Now i want to make this clear if i got anything wrong plz let me know, also our understanding of prehistoric creatures is ever changing what might be yesterdays facts might be tommorows old beliefs proven wrong, & last but certintly not least i do not hate u casual geographic these are just mistakes i picked up on & felt like commenting on becuase i am very passionate about animals both past & present & causal has done very good job at educating people of the animals of present day keep up the good work.
Out of everything Michigan could've had to deal with, a giant beaver isn't so bad compared to the other states-
What if the Michigans would be turned into a part of the Casteroid's dam?
Michigan gang
I dunno. I think I’d take my chances with mega bison over in Wisconsin, I ate a bison burger when I visited Wyoming and it was delicious.
I mean, in the UK a man was killed by a beaver. Happened recently too.
😎
Fun fact: The Cleveland Museum of Natural History has a replica of a Dunkleosteus skull and it's charmingly nicknamed "Dunk."
Dunkleosteus ballin?
Armored shark muncher: Dunk
Dunkleosteus is kinda a Cleveland staple, it’s weird.
When he said Puerto Rico I was like: oh sheet man, then he said titano boa I was like yeah great a freaking snake the size of a school bus or maybe even bigger thank you mother nature.
Please, nature, bring it back-
I have not heard of Titanoboa remains in Puerto Rico, I thought it was exclusive to Colombia. Have I been out of the loop on some new discovery?
Either Colorado or Puerto Rico got the best animal in coolness factor. And maybe also in killness factor.
I always love your videos! Hilarious, informative, and sometimes nightmare inducing 😅
I think the most surprising one for me was Wooly Mammoths for Virginia, partly because that's my home state and partly because of a how hot it gets there! Apparently, when the Europeans first got here, Elk and Caribou were not uncommon in the Mid-Atlantic region.
“Louisiana you would have the alligator gar”
Me: “But we still have-“
“Oh they’re still alive. Well shit.”
Yeah we were the second safest.
Yep that's what I said...u actually caught one the other day....
@@CHONKthebeardie I almost caught one once, but it broke my line :/ I don’t fish often so I didn’t have top-notch gear
@@waterlily789 yeah I caught two in one day...must've been luck
Fr 😂😂😂
"Big bird with a rap sheet" that got me good😂😂😂
Lmao Blubber Nugget 🤣
There is a reason they are nicknamed terror birds
This makes me realize just how terrifying animals used to be. And big...
A lot of these creatures would be very few in numbers or extinct simply due to their size.
@@okatori795 true they ate ridiculous amounts of food and needed way too much oxygen. Eventually all the giant animals were going to die
@@nathansarfo1768 yeah, that's why they used to live, not living anymore
Now we have dogs and cats, yaaaaay!
@William Steimer we killed non of them the ice age did the only thing we have made extinct went extinct either do too invasive species or habitat disruption neither are things we wouldve cause back then a popular one people bring up is the mammoth when in actuality that died on its own not even to an extinction event they just ceased to live
Including PR at the end was a nice touch. 👌
So happy to hear Puerto Rico get mentioned since were basically a US state in everything but technicality (even being an island is no excuse because of Hawaii). Much love to you and your content. Never gets old.
And it being a state is a political issue in itself a not very controversial one tho just grant the wish and make it a state allready
At the moment he said Puerto Rico , all I thought was “Well shit”
@@demonic_myst4503 If the democrats allow the republicans to form Northern California as well, then I’m all for it.
@@Kaiserboo1871 north california you mean cascadia?
@@demonic_myst4503 idk
"Tylosaurus was a 45 foot death iguana that would put you on the back of a milk carton if you got near it"
LMFAO
Sitting here from Louisiana and i was like "Aren't alligator gar still alive though?"
And they taste delicious when fixed right
He did say that at the end
@@tiffanyhaddox7499 a person of culture I see.
Spear-fishing for alligator gar is one of the most primal things I have ever done, 10/10 would do again
@@stevem.o.1185 I'm just a Southern Country girl. Fish Fry on Friday's are a thing at home and alligator gar just so happen to make the list of fish that got reeled in.
He decided to make fun of a prehistoric monster that's still around, and he picked alligator gars instead of Mitch McConnell? 'the hell?
🤣🤣"the worse kinda gang violence" #AL I'm glad you know what Murdeham Al about🤣🤣
I don’t think I’ve ever been so relieved to live in Illinois.
Bro same man
@DeAndre DeAndre LOL WHAT 😭
At least we have a big moose
Lmfao same
@DeAndre DeAndre thats algae my brother its in everywhere bro
“Puerto rico i’m gonna include ya’ll because i love you guys” Denle un trofeo a este hombre puñeta
As a floridian my species would have one hell of a time hunting the Basilosaurus
Edit: Holy meth chugging shit did not expect this to happen
Aidan Rich I could see y’all taming them
i can picture the basilosaurus chugging a 128 ounce
Nature:...and I took that personally.
@@mndiaye_97 true bc FLORIDA MAN
@@dantefernandez3362 nah wed give it meth, coke , adrenaline and 5 gum at the same time, put it near a megladon and see what happens
I absolutely need more prehistoric monster videos. this was amazing
“I’d return bring back this roid-wolf than Game of Thrones.”
Yeah me too. #RhaegalDeservedBetter
Also I was half sleep when I made this comment so mind the typos
He got PuertoRico's hopes high so high he gave us a snake that coupd send us to heaven
"basically you'd be taking losses left and right."
Me: *WE ALREADY DO*
Why is this so true?
Explain?
@@oliviap.1370 Living in Indiana sucks. Periodt. Source: I've been stuck here since the day I was born and it gave me clinical depression.
@@MaxEllSibSwe Damn.
Yep
Hey, Casual Geographic, if you're ever in Oklahoma check out the Sam Noble Natural History Museum @ O.U. in Norman.
Oklahoma had a lot more problems than you listed.
Love your videos.
Honestly, the Florida one, we floridians would DEFINITELY try to tame a whole pack.
Sea World would be sad for a whole new reason.
@@thebolas000 why is it that I forgot that Sea World even existed?
@@FUZZHEAD_JR That's your body protecting you from forbidden knowledge.
Kill an animal, stuff it with sand spurs, and give the animal to the pack.
Yeah
I'm an ESL teacher for Brazilian students and I recommend your channel for the advanced students as practice bc your humor and speech velocity sure is a brain workout 😂👌
keep it up man!
I just found this dude on accident and have not stopped laughing. I would kill to see this guy do a nature documentary.
I live in NC and if I ever saw Postosuchus I’d be definitely taking a long vacation to Mars!
As a Puerto Rican I feel so happy you mentioned us most of the time we aren’t included, but we love you too! Keep up the amazing content! 🔥🔥🔥
I’m a Puerto Rican too but I moved to Florida when I was like 3 I don’t know
Kinda weird that Puerto Rico is US territory but not a state
they like not being a state so *shrugs*
F for Guam though
@@ChaosAlatreon963 it's all political that's why Puerto Rico is unincorporated territory of the United States. so the island of Puerto Rico is neither a sovereign nation nor a U.S. state also the island has various political activities within United States and Puerto Rican governments. which is why it's not it's on state
the way he says "michigan, yall like rats?" took me out for some reason
“Arizona, welcome to your tape”
That 13 reasons why reference came out of nowhere and I’m here for it xD
Rip to Scotland that place was a hell scape of giant bugs such as an eagle sized dragon fly, golden retriever sized scorpions and the most offensive a millipede as long as a car.
Allosaurus was incredibly successful (re: dangerous). They did not have a large bite force but had ridiculously sharp teeth, large mouth gape, and strong skull, leading some paleontologists to believe this thing may used it's head like a machete or killed large prey items (large as in long necked sauropods) by taking chunks repeatedly. It also had fairly strong arms, unlike most other theropods, which could have been used to give you a death hug. It went up against STEGOSAURUS in combat according to the fossil record. If that thing felt comfortable disrespecting a tank with what was more or less a midievil flail for a tail, it would have wiped out everything and everyone around it.
and since it's evident that they would sometimes band together to take down big game imagine 3 of these things waiting to fight over who gets what part of your body
@@sannicfann3338 except its not evident. Nothing in the fossil record is in favor of pack hunting Allosaurus'
@@threehornedgaming yeah I should've said that differently probably more like randomly band together for kills, solitary the rest of the time
@@sannicfann3338 If they were to randomly band together it'd be called a mob, but there's no evidence for this either unfortunately.
@@threehornedgaming well who knows I do think it is possible though since we have found their bites marks on sauropod bones and a sauropod bones and single camarasaurus would be enough to sustain several perhaps they lived like tigers where several females would live in a single males territory at and occasionally the male would meet up with the female to hunt bigger prey
Allosaurus was the most common predator in the morrison formation which stretches 1.5 million sq miles so a male could likely control most if not all of it
but hey none of this I'm saying is fact just possible
I got y’all
Florida - 0:03
New York - 0:12
California - 0:20
New Jersey - 0:27
Alaska - 0:39
Texas - 0:55
Michigan - 1:07
Arizona - 1:16
Colorado - 1:21
New Mexico - 1:37
Georgia - 1:51
Connecticut - 1:59
Delaware - 2:13
North/South Coralina - 2:19
Alabama - 2:29
Pensilvania - 2:39
Illinois - 2:49
Ohio - 2:57
Virginia - 3:06
Nebraska - 3:14
Louisiana - 3:29
Tennessee - 3:40
Maryland - 3:51
Indiana - 4:01
Massachusetts - 4:09
Oklahoma - 4:21
Nevada - 4:29
Missouri - 4:40
Rhode Island - 4:50
Oregon - 4:55
Hawaii - 5:05
North/South Dakota - 5:15
Montana - 5:27
West Virginia - 5:37
Kentucky - 5:45
Mississippi - 5:50
Arkansas - 5:58
Washington - 6:09
Wyoming - 6:15
Minnesota - 6:24
Kansas - 6:34
Vermont - 6:42
Idaho - 6:50
Wisconsin 6:58
Iowa - 7:08
New Hampshire - 7:13
Maine - 7:23
Bonus: Puerto Rico - 7:32
Me trying to find Australian 😭
@@_.izxy.edits.stuff._ I don't even want to know what was in Australia
There isn't one for Tennessee despite being marked
To you, I hand my greatest respects.
Honestly Californians and Hawaiians are lucky to have the least worst extinct animal to deal with
"The day you get on his bad side is the day you say bison (bye son)"
No cap Hollywood needs to hire this guy to make scripts .
i have seen alligator gar and the name is well earned. thing was massive too.
Casual Geographic : "Illinoi, no dinosaurs have been found in your state, the only thing that would kill you is boredom."
Me : *Welp, I guess I'll die with no big threats from dinosaurs, oh well.*
Also Casual Geographic : "Just kidding, you would get vibe checked from the Stag moose."
Me: *O h , now that's better! :D*
Whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life repent for the kingdom of God is at hand! Jesus is returning to judge the living and the dead
@@poweroftruth9258 Amen
@@poweroftruth9258 God doesn’t exist
@@poweroftruth9258 Welcome to TH-cam, where god is fake, and religion doesn't exist!
No dinosaur fossils have been found here but dinosaurs definitely lived there
Idk why "homicidal dolphin" is absolutely hilarious.
thats just a dolphin
@@demystifier8436 but more homicidal then average
@@justbamsy9285 i thought dolphins were the peak but ok
@@demystifier8436 I've been on this channel for only hours and it's taught me that dolphins are racist bullies
@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 racist war criminals*
The ammount of ways this man can say your dead is wayyy too many.
As a Missourian I’m honor-bound to hold Kansas in contempt on principle and having pterosaurs right next door when we get hell pigs makes it personal to me, lol. Oh well, at least we have an official state dinosaur!
Him: “Kentucky, you would have to deal with the giant ground sloth.”
Me: “I’m dead aren’t I?”
I mean, to be fair we hunted every last one of them down as cavemen. Ate the whole gang into the spirit world with stone tipped spears. Pretty sure a bunch of hill folk with 30-06's would do even better.
Utah would have more than just the short faced bear. We would have also has a bunch of mezozoic animals lik utah raptor
"I'd rather resurrect this roid-wolf than bring back Game of Thrones." That one hurt 😭😭
I was gonna laugh at y'all, but then I remembered that my province (Alberta), has one of the largest fossil deposits in the world, to the extent that we not only had T-Rex, but also a mini T-rex that got named after us. We also had just about every form of giant mammal ready to put us on fade including hell pigs, dire wolves, giant bears, mammoths, giant sloths, giant bison, and (checks notes) sabre-toothed salmon? And I thought it was inhospitable here now.
They would be too busy fighting each other to care about you, unless they were starving.
Albertasaurus
I am curious to know what a saber tooth salmon looks like
@@prone_navy2013 Albertosaurus*
At least I don’t gotta deal with Megaraptor. Them things have 16 inch claws
6:57 "this appa wouldn't fly but you might"that fucking broke me
5:00 "Homicidal Blubber Nugget" My day's been made 🤣
Me living in Maryland hoping to get a badass animal.
The Guy: You get snails😐
Lol
I got badass wolfs
Mine had multiple different ones
I got freaking Dire Wolves
22,000 lbs middle finger, or a sabertooth obituary
i live in marlyland and im greatful for having a small dumb snail
Thanks for including us mucho amor from PR brodel!
Indiana chiming in! My college mascot was a mastodon because they dug up some fossils of them when building the school 😃
All those critters work for me because I love megafauna 😁
Thanks for the compilation, and the time stamps
As someone who lives in Illinois, I found out recently that it actually would be dangerous and not boring like you said. I would have Ornithomimus regularly running in my yard, which would be bad because they potentially would have been running from a hungry Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus would rarely go for ornithomimus due to their high speed, that would be mainly Dakotaraptor or juvenile rexes
Or the ornithomimus' would just kick the shit out of you
"Wyoming you would have had you went to Uintatherium" . The Triceratops in the corner : "staring maliciously with urge to erase the Uintatheriums and send people in Wyoming to Oblivion"
“Wyoming, the troublesome bulls at your grandpa’s ranch will prepare thy anus for the tri attack known as Triceratops horridus.
10 tons, 30 feet long and known for their street beefs with the T. Rex, they don’t throw hands but they will throw you with horns the size of hockey sticks and the BBC of terrestrial animal skulls.”
@@Pastamist damn , that is some hood nature quality of an introduction you have
“It would’ve Put you in a blunt and smoke a YOU pack” 😂