Good thing he added that part at the end. Some folks ain't that bright. Might attempt to "load that donkey" from behind. Poor donkey, what a jack ass. LMAO!
Real badgers CAN actually square up to a bear, it's the American badger the only one that looses most of the time Real badgers are the definition of going berserk, their skin is also so hard it can even stop bullets and their claws are ridiculously big. Even if they have difficulty killing something, their viciousness and imperviousness ensures that the attacker bleeds out before it suffers any serious damage
Fun fact about the European Badger; they know how to use cat flaps and can open fridges. How do I know? I found one in a room that could only be accessed by a cat flap because the doors were locked and my fridge had been raided and I was the only human there
I love how whenever he talks about a cute looking animal he aways has to specify that you cannot have them as pets because he just knows someone is gonna ask
"nature made them so good at living in the mountains that they literally can't survive anywhere else, so when you take them out they get canceled by diseases they usually wouldn't have to worry about up in god's attic." i fucking love this channel
@@LoneVarg I saw some Pallas Cats at Prospect Park Zoo in Brooklyn, NYC, a few years back. Their website says they still have them there. I guess they can adapt, given the right care.
About the European badger: I live in Switzerland. Some 70 years ago, mail was delivered by foot as much as possible and oftentimes, the mailman had to travel between the small villages near enough from each other for the mailman to go to. It was common for the mailman to cut through small dirt roads and forests to keep the walking distance as short as possible. Mail was delivered early in the morning so it was basically a night job. Badgers are active at night. When badgers feel threatened even for the slightest, they usually attack and bite strong enough for them to hear bones shatter. After that they flee almost systematically in their burrows very quickly, leaving the “threat” behind with a broken limb. It was so common for the mailman to be attacked and left with a broken ankle that post offices used to give charcoal to their employees so that they could put some in their socks. After that, when badgers attacked and bit in the charcoal they were instantly hearing it shattering. Believing the bone was fractured, they fled as usual. The mailman’s job was far less risky after that. And then some 10-15 years after that, they started using cars.
@@captaineinsicht264 Remember how the Mantis Shrimp punches so hard that he creates a bubble hotter than the sun? The Pistol one specialized in doing that just by clenching claws too fast
This dude said, completely deadpan, that "they experience post-nut clarity only in the afterlife." LMFAOOOOOOOO. Wow. This guy is a LEGEND. I feel guilty for not paying loads of money for this fantastic content. I almost choked on my tea when I heard that joke. Best combination of comedic wit and intellect/knowledge on TH-cam. Discovery should be giving this cat a multi-million dollar contract.
Also mad respect for your knowledge. You arent just a walking pokedeck. You are a walking book case of zoology encyclopedias. I thought i was geeky about animals and you are schooling me on some things.
@@hyphymovement203 yes but he is still learning it, and doing his research. Yeah you can Google anything. We used to do the same thing with books at the library. Your statement is like telling the middle school me that my A+ grade science report was total crap because I just read all that stuff out of an encyclopedia. Like I have to go to the jungle and research all the animals like it is still 1820 in order for it to be legit. It doesn't matter where you get the information. You still gotta do the leg work to get it. Give the guy credit for actually putting in the work to do his research. Right now you are laughing because he looked something up. While you probably never looked anything up that you didn't absolutely have to, and got all your knowledge from guys like him who did look it up for the video you just watched. Like a Google search is easy. The search engine throws so much crap at you, it could take hours to find the information you are looking for. So it isn't easy. Neither was looking that stuff up in a 208 volume encyclopedia set your library had. And it was the same in that you might go through sections in 3 or 4 books that mentioned something you were looking for before you found that one book out of 208 that actually answered your question. Same thing with a Google search. You will look through a bunch of different links and web pages and forum posts and wiki before you find the information you are looking for. Apparently you don't understand that. You think it is quick and easy. Which I give you a point. It is quicker and easier than it was 30 years ago. But the process of research is the same. And research is work and you learn from doing it. A process you don't seem to get.
@@IdentityCrisis1581 literally search on Google or yt any animal that he's mentioned and you will find exactly word for word what he says in his video. If you think he spends hours and hours doing research you are very delusional. You can watch a nature documentary and get 99% of the same information I'm laughing at yiur own laziness which makes you think he's spending his whole life researching animals. He literally reads our the first thing he finds try it out yourself and you will see
"I was not kidding American Badgers stepping to Grizzly Bears, they usually get clapped but an effort was made and you know I respect that." Ya know...me to man.
One thing to understand about the Mantis Shimp is that it strikes at 50 mph UNDERWATER. That is absurd. Water is 4x more dense than air. The fastest humans don't punch that fast in atmo.
ok now think about this if that shrimp was out of water do you wonder on how much faster it would throw a punch since it throws a punch underwater at 50 mph
@@TheDarkLord-fr6cb it could wind up actually being a detriment to the shrimp to be on land. Yes, it could punch harder, but it also wouldn’t have the resistance of the water to keep it from falcon punching his way into becoming an amputee. Idk this for sure but it would make sense if the shrimp would actually wind up hurting itself trying to repeatedly punch on land
Since you're correcting yourself, it's not dry humor, it's deadpan delivery. Dry humor is like deadpan, but you have to listen closely or you might miss it. Hard to explain, but there is a difference, tho they are definitely synonymous in many cases. I'd say our boy here uses deadpan more than dry humor tho.
2 things: my understanding is that it isn’t the lack of pressure that causes the blob fish to droop like that, but the specimens that we see the photos of have decomposed greatly, which causes the flesh to sink down like a floppy looking nose. -I’ve always pronounced trolling like “troll” -ing. Love your videos!!!
Fun fact about mantis shrimp vision: Even though they have more receptors than humans do, they actually see LESS colors than us. They have more receptors because, unlike us, their eyes can't combine the colors (such as blue + red = purple). They need a separate receptor for purple
To be accurate it is our brain that combines the colors not the eye itself but yeah more or less correct. Also they have trinocular vision in each eye.
@@alilsalty7614 are you vegan? Because it makes sense you can even drop the s on logics. Vegan logic is dumb. Do you understand now, if not repeat what I wrote out loud in a slow manner. 😹
@@pisces2569 Honestly, anything is better than the Biromantic flag. Seriously, somebody sat down and said "Yeah, Purple Guy from FNAF being flattened by a steamroller is totally a cool design." Some mf really gave us something that looked like a low effort Spain chose an emo goth girl to represent themselves.
We generally try not to be where the creatures are... And if we must be there we try to eat the critters before they eat us. Any Australian that has some experience with road tripping has definitely eaten kangaroo, has probably eaten snake or emu and rarely - yet possibly - has tried spider. It's okay... Kinda like spicy peanut with a hint of egg white...
@@kentonbaird1723 As another Aussie I can second this. We call eating the native wildlife 'Bush Tukka'. I need to try croc at some point though. Mum says it apparently has a texture of chicken.
@@evilmarshmallow7374 Sort of a point between chicken and tuna. And it weirdly takes on a bit of the flavor of what it's eaten a lot of. Your farmed crock tastes something not unlike chicken, but different still. Wild crock has a bit of fish to it, with the occasional hint of wet dog... And, err... Be slightly concerned of the one that tastes a tad like pork; It's OFTEN pork, but not always. There's a very good place to the south of me which makes crocodile Chorizo sausages. Breathtaking quality, slightly insane cook.
You know the most terrifying thing? We probably only know a small fraction of all the strange species underwater. We know more about the Moon than the oceans. So one day, out of nowhere, we could discover some giant death squid that can insert death juice into someone or something. I love the ocean :)
"If you're a rancher, get a donkey" Hold up. Some donkeys will kill your livestock. Your sheep, goats, etc. You have to raise them with said livestock when they are young for them to protect them more efficiently.
I've actually heard of guard donkeys before, they're also great intruder alarms as their brays carry for miles and they will always complain to the manager. Just gotta be willing to put up with the noise, but, I mean. If you own a farm you know what you're getting into.
Just a note at 4:34 when the crab gets struck with the might of Zeus: Some species of crabs are known for detaching their own claws and throw them at predators so they can flee. It's very similar as to how lizards lose their tails. Give'em just a piece rather than the whole thing.
Yes, but that's not what happened. The source of that clip is actually from another nature channel I watched just yesterday haha. Mantis Shrimp absolutely predate after crustaceans' as a major part of their diet, and their clubbed strikes can kill, break shells, and detach limbs in a single strike~
Here in Spain (and other parts of Europe, I guess), we've had huge problems with Asian wasps, mainly because they were devouring European honey bees (huge issue, because those cute little buddies are vital for maintaining the local ecosystem). Fortunately, human action, along with the bees learning how to coordinate to kill an attacking wasp (they literally swarm a single wasp by the hundreds), has put the situation quite under control.
Also fun fact to add to Koala slander, the eucalyptus makes them so high that they literally don’t care about anything (which is why they seem to be so friendly) to the point where poachers can literally walk up to a mom and take her baby without her giving a single f
A short story about a family friend, years ago he had a heard of sheep. Coyotes kept killing the sheep so he got a donkey to protect the heard. The donkey successfully protected the heard. Well, most of it. The donkey was a male and kicked all the male sheep out of the heard, only protecting the females. So yeah, if you want a donkey to protect your livestock, it’s best to get a female or both a male and female so the male has his own partner and stops stealing everyone’s girls.
Thank you for the section about blobfish. Keep spreading the word about those poor little "ugly fish" who are in immense pain - if they survived the journey to the surface.
I once saw a quote that said: “Your chances of getting killed by a cow are always low but *never zero* “ and that image of a cow eating a snake REALLY hits different to me😂😭
"There's 3 classifications in Australia: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep" "What about Cows" "Well they're not poisonous and they're not sheep" EDIT: It may surprise you to learn, but I do know the difference between poisonous and venomous, I do not need anyone to point it out, I just didn't feel like pulling out a dictionary for a joke.
@@ihorvoronchak8191 I'd suggest Honey Badgers too, but those little assholes would probably depopulate Australia of everything else, because genocide is their favourite pastime.
Btw, for anyone wondering about that absolute monstrosity in the last frame of the video, it's called a telescope fish, and it is probably what the devil sees when he gets sleep paralysis.
You really can't. Every vegan in my family that's been doing it for more that 5 years has serious health problems. For instance developing type 1 diabetes at 30...
@@MrGoatflakes Oh yeah definitely not. It's why supplements are recommended if you are completely plant-based, though a lot of substitutes exist now. Also vegetarians can still inhale a sleeve of oreos, and vegans can still eat certain family-sized bags of chips if they so please.
@@theautisticartist9370 by that time you were probably throwing up from both ends! I think it is almost certainly possible to be a healthy vegan. At least theoretically. But it's probably also possible to be healthy eating only from McDonald's... But why in either case would you stack the deck so heavily against yourself? On one of the two things you can do to better your health, but which is so fraught with gotchas in the first place? And yeah as I said before, you are human, you are going to fuck it up, and you could very definitely destroy your health in the process, and I've seen it again and in my own family. That said I'm a sloth and overweight and eat far too many calories and certainly too much meat and dairy. Probably even too much fish. NGL I can and have eaten two pound of smoked salmon in a sitting... But I'm working on it. Got the fruit and veg up to optimal levels. Working on bringing the meat dairy and calories to a dull roar :v and cut the sugar and alcohol to maybe a biweekly thing of not stupid proportions. My intestines have thanked me. I'm pushing 50, have had a terrible but at least varied diet and lifestyle for most of my adult life and I can say my health problems are quite mild compared to half of my "healthy lifestyle" vegan extended family, and they are mostly a decade younger than me. I don't smoke and I try to catch the exercise once or twice a year, so I'm sure that helps, but then they also don't smoke and pretty sure they exercise regularly as well.
Thanks for making these videos! Love them! Your passion for animals is so cool to me and your knowledge impressive! Also the presentation of this information through these videos is easy to digest and very entertaining! Especially with your humor. I like these videos because who doesn’t just wanna chill out and learn about animals? Even when it’s about terrifying and brutal animals, I find it pleasant and relaxing to watch! Thanks again ❤️❤️
The cow eating a snake, somehow, still isn't as weird to me as deer that eat the heads, and only the heads, of baby birds. It's deer on a specific island and they do it for the same reasons of obtaining nutrients they need, but can't get enough of from plants. A video about shrikes would be cool. They look like ordinary songbirds, but they're also known as butcher birds for good reason.
There’s a pair of loggerhead shrikes that live in my yard. I love them, they’re great. They use the thorns on a mesquite tree and a retama tree to skewer anoles, cicadas, grasshoppers, dragonflies, etc. Mostly it’s anoles. Luckily it’s always brown anoles, which are an invasive species. The few green anoles that are left hide in the treetops so the browns are easier to find. Egrets and herons love eating the brown anoles too. They’ll come pick through the bushes looking for anoles to eat. They wait until the sun is high when the lizards are all out basking and just grab them. They’re down the heron’s throat before the lizard knows what hit ‘em.
Deer and horses have both been observed snacking on duckling/chicks/assorted baby birds. And eating them whole. Could be for nutrients. Could be they're just sadistic. Could be the forbidden fruit.
Actually, for the past year I have been volunteering at Cheyenne mountain zoo and we own two Pallas cats. They are literarily never seen although they are in there enclosure all the time bc god decided that they should literally be the descendant of Garfield. Also known to be the highest zoo in North America, this makes sense that they would actually live here. Also fun fact, they use there tails to step on during winter so there feet don’t get cold. Pretty darn cute for someone as grouchy as Grumpy cat but could still kill you if they wanted.
I used to live an hour from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, and I have gotten to see the Pallas Cats, we used to joke that they hated my mother because they would always just glare at her 😂
My poor bb :( I love the blobfish. I know it’s prob a dumb question, but when we bring him up to the surface like that and he gets all blobby, can he still survive and just look weird or will he always die?
@@easternflower6476 It would be similar to you going beyond 900 meters underwater rapidly. Every cell in your body would begin to rupture from the psi on your body which is over 15.
Regarding the cow eating a snake: contrary to popular belief, true herbivores, as in, obligate herbivores are relatively rare. And the same goes for carnivores. Most animals can be at least somewhat omnivorous. If an animal is missing a particular mineral, vitamin, protein, or other resource in its diet, it will eat things considered not to be a part of its normal diet to make up for the deficiency.
I used to think lions were omnivores in Year 5 because I read in a book that they eat grass when they can’t digest something or are sick. Brought it up in science class the next day and my teacher scolded me
Apparently people were often mistaking cicada killers for these "murder hornets" as well. They are a similar size but cicada killers are basically harmless.
@@charliegarrison9688 Yes they are certainly capable of hurting people, but a single sting probably won't do much unless you're allergic, and they tend not to sting humans.
They’re harmless unless they feel they’re in mortal danger. Then they’ll sting, and it packs a wallop, but they’re solitary, so they don’t have that soldier instinct that yellow jackets, hornets, and paper wasps have. The males will fly up in people’s faces to intimidate them, but it’s all buzz and no sting. The males don’t have the equipment since the stinger is a modified ovipositor (egg laying tube).
Actually there are two kinds of mantis shrimp, clubbers like the peacock mantis shrimp shown in the video and spearers who, like the description suggests, have sharp spikes instead of club arms that they launch at prey with similar speed and force as clubbers. Presumably the differences are due to different prey preferences, clubbers eat hard shelled crustaceans and molluscs whilst spearers mainly eat fish or other softer-bodied prey.
So they're like in video games when the developer just copy and pastes the same enemy and gives it a different weapon to make it seem like a new enemy.
Let me just tell y’all, I never MEANT to find this man’s channel. I didn’t go out looking for this, it popped up on my feed. Let me tell y’all this thou, I’m Super Glad I clicked on the video. Dude smart asf and be having me dead while dropping straight facts. I literally binge watch this dude during work. Customers stop they days to listen in on it. Thanks my Boy. Keep going hard and giving us these facts !!!!
I love how Hood Nature gets straight to the point, the two things mentioned in the title were the first two things covered in the video. It's almost like he's hitting us with that, "you got what you came for, you can click off if you want"-type-personality like an alpha male, but everyone stays instead because his videos are just that interesting.
Fun fact about wombats: the largest extinct species of wombat, Diprotodon, was 1.8 meters tall and up to 4 meters long, weighing up to 2800 kilograms (lighter than a hippo or rhino, but still respectable.) Possibly one of the largest animals ever to walk the cursed sands of Australia. Went extinct only about 46,000 years ago, which is actually very recent. Humans have lived in Australia for 65,000 years, so they likely interacted with these behemoths from time to time. Anyway, TL;DR, wombats the size of bears used to exist and I’m sad that they don’t anymore.
I heard from an Australian Twitter user of Aboriginal descent that Aboriginals told stories of the Bunyip and how it had a Hippo-like lifestyle(Not their exact words as the Aboriginal Australians had never seen Hippos before). And you wanna know what they were describing? That's right, Diprotodon itself!
I enjoy your videos so much! I learn, I laugh and I marvel at your narration! I am going through all your videos, one by one, learning something new with every video. Keep up the great work! Thank you for this!
The snake the cow was eating is also known as a woma python- and they make great pets if you can afford one! Woma pythons are actually really interesting with some pretty unique adaptations because other snakes make up a large portion of their diet in the wild. They don't get much bigger than a ball python, and while they are pretty excitable feeders, they take tap training well. All in all they are an Australian snake that is completely harmless to humans. And while Emerald Tree Boas have huge teeth compared to their head size, this is largely because they eat birds! If you are gonna be snagging a bird mid-flight, you need the extra reach. But again, they usually don't bother people. Sorry, I just really like snakes
@@treacherousjslither6920 Yes! I have a woma python (they are my favorite species of snake) and a ball python. I'd like to get a few more when I have the room
I’m not kidding, I’m actually super proud of our government (Department of Agriculture) for rekking those hornets. When that story dropped, I was like “this is 100% apocalypse confirmed. Pandemmy and these hornets? Straight up biblical plagues.”
only IT DID NOT HAPPEN this whole thing with the Murder hornets was DISPROVEN and turned out to be nothing More then HARMLESS Cicadia Wasps which do not do buck all to people
“If you’re a rancher you’re better off trading your shotgun for a donkey because you don’t have to load a donkey”
Phrasing.
I thought the same thing. XD Also, feeding one is technically loading it, isn't it?
@@DieselWeasel and pooping=ejecting shells?
“It makes an ass out of you and me?”
Good thing he added that part at the end. Some folks ain't that bright. Might attempt to "load that donkey" from behind. Poor donkey, what a jack ass. LMAO!
I'm going back to Archer. I miss that show.
"The other day someone called me a walking pokedex" god tier jokes.
Yes indeed, and 777 likes, nice
I like to call him the Gen Z-oologist lol.
@@soulgazer11 😂😂
Bruh I've seen someone comment it tho lol
"There's worse snakes in your life and you've probably dated them" another god tier joke lol.
I felt that one lol
@@justSunny7 Exactly..!!!
@@theautodan7095 I haven't :(. hashtagforeveralone (Yes I know the actual hashtag is this #.) Though I guess in this case it's a good thing.
I'm glad someone acknowledged it, that joke was fuckin incredible
@@Berilia yeah, he speaks so quick that you can miss it if you aren't paying attention
I love this guy. “He turned the prey into a prayer.”I’m dead lol.
Also may I mention little mac crab the KO punchs prey!
And so is the prey.
"There are worse snakes out there. You've probably dated them"
why so PERSONAL BRUH
For real, why's he gotta bring up old shit
I was trying to find this comment bc I really just wanna like it and not comment it 💀💀
"One hornet nearly unsubscribed coyote peterson from life." 😂
😂😂😂 super slept on
Literally it was painful to watch HIM in pain
I was about to fall asleep until I heard one hornet nearly unsubscribed coyote Peterson from life and I was awake for another hour from laughing
Yea they can
@@lilhonni no it wasn't cause he's dumb
“They usually get clapped but an effort was made and I respect that” lmao
The fact that he had to say Usually get clapped is the best part of that sentence.
Real badgers CAN actually square up to a bear, it's the American badger the only one that looses most of the time
Real badgers are the definition of going berserk, their skin is also so hard it can even stop bullets and their claws are ridiculously big.
Even if they have difficulty killing something, their viciousness and imperviousness ensures that the attacker bleeds out before it suffers any serious damage
They could win
Murder hornets come to Florida gets yeeted into nonexistent
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Fun fact about the European Badger; they know how to use cat flaps and can open fridges. How do I know? I found one in a room that could only be accessed by a cat flap because the doors were locked and my fridge had been raided and I was the only human there
Fun fact that was my fat ass raiding your fridge
@@jpeg.. YOU must not have colerbone and have pretty flexible ribs
I'm growing increasingly curious about how things like this happen lol
Damn now imagine if a russian badger broke in, that'd be crazy.
@@Random-gn6ew I refuse to imagine. No good can come of it!
"Australia has no food chain, it's a fucking free-for-all."
I am dead. XD
Haha
Kill or be killed
Nature's 2b2t
As an Australian I approve of this message.
@@rosewatergaming2560 I'll drink to that mate
I love how whenever he talks about a cute looking animal he aways has to specify that you cannot have them as pets because he just knows someone is gonna ask
No doubt someone will ask
No doubt someone will try
Jokes on him I want a cow as a pet (everybody needs goals in life)
Ask. Or try. Whichever opportunity comes first 🤷
@@sabsab878 facts. Cows are cool
"nature made them so good at living in the mountains that they literally can't survive anywhere else, so when you take them out they get canceled by diseases they usually wouldn't have to worry about up in god's attic."
i fucking love this channel
There's a place in California that actually has 7 of them that they are breeding.
@@LoneVarg I saw some Pallas Cats at Prospect Park Zoo in Brooklyn, NYC, a few years back. Their website says they still have them there. I guess they can adapt, given the right care.
i love that as soon as i read this he said the line lmao
theres also one at the north dakota zoo, i laughed because it seemed so pissed while the snow leopard acted like a complete derp
About the European badger:
I live in Switzerland.
Some 70 years ago, mail was delivered by foot as much as possible and oftentimes, the mailman had to travel between the small villages near enough from each other for the mailman to go to.
It was common for the mailman to cut through small dirt roads and forests to keep the walking distance as short as possible.
Mail was delivered early in the morning so it was basically a night job.
Badgers are active at night.
When badgers feel threatened even for the slightest, they usually attack and bite strong enough for them to hear bones shatter. After that they flee almost systematically in their burrows very quickly, leaving the “threat” behind with a broken limb.
It was so common for the mailman to be attacked and left with a broken ankle that post offices used to give charcoal to their employees so that they could put some in their socks.
After that, when badgers attacked and bit in the charcoal they were instantly hearing it shattering.
Believing the bone was fractured, they fled as usual.
The mailman’s job was far less risky after that. And then some 10-15 years after that, they started using cars.
Wow, that is a fascinating story. Thanks for sharing. Were there any reports of European badgers killing people?
Interesting, but I wonder if the Badger population has declined in Switzerland 🇨🇭 🤔
whoa, that's intense. how did they figure out the charcoal trick?
@@derricklangford4725 how would they at all. Correlate
That sounds so fake it must be true
“They were given the right to bear arms and so they acted accordingly” 🤣🤣
Immediately subbed after that line!
I subbed too, this guy is hilarious and full of info. Well spoken. Hell ya brother.
Bungie must've taken inspiration from the emerald tree boas, very similar split, minus the boa not having a jaw lmao
Imagine that shrimp and Mike Tyson squared up😂😂
*God gave them
that's what he stated
@@hlogilehlogonolo5438 around 80000 km an hour without the density of water
"Because, apparently when America was fighting for independence, he was right there in them trenches." 🤣
That killed me
"Nature decided to pimp out this shrimp for no reason"
Brilliant
i saw a video recently were the one in the video said the exact same thing
I thought he was talking about the pistol shrimp
@@captaineinsicht264 lol, a shrimp can break bone
@@hijvgkolfsr5871 ???
@@captaineinsicht264 Remember how the Mantis Shrimp punches so hard that he creates a bubble hotter than the sun? The Pistol one specialized in doing that just by clenching claws too fast
This man is a national treasure. 4.2 million views and 180k likes on a fun educational video. Absolute legend.
He Really is. I couldn't agree more
i love all the ways he refers to death. so funny. like the cloud cookout lol
he is unbelievable - witty, timing and how he includes things like tic tock users -hahahaha
"called me a human pokedex"
"He aint wrong tho"
*He accepted his fate we must comence the ritual*
Hamburger cheeseburger bic mac whopper
@@YC-km9pt Big Mac Whopper Big Mac Whopper Big Mac Whopper
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Where is the pickles!? I can't find the pickles, the ritual won't go well without pickles!
@Billy Oak How, the machines was supposed to be broken
"They get out of hibernation on July"
Oh boy, looks like Season 2's fast approaching.
Oh no...
Could be a red herring.
@@williamgeorge3111 Let's hope...
hehehe
My sister may have seen one and I'm so upset she didn't catch it to identify it. x'D But she's scared of bugs, so it made sense she didn't try. :'/
Murder hornets were a filler episode
They gettin their training arc now
For those old enough to remember, Murder Hornets were a Morgan & Wong episode. (X-Files. It's an original X-Files reference.)
I really wished they called them something else :D
@@ricky18redblack31 bruh those fkers are just bigger wasps
They got nothing on the Executioner Wasp.
This dude said, completely deadpan, that "they experience post-nut clarity only in the afterlife." LMFAOOOOOOOO. Wow. This guy is a LEGEND. I feel guilty for not paying loads of money for this fantastic content. I almost choked on my tea when I heard that joke. Best combination of comedic wit and intellect/knowledge on TH-cam.
Discovery should be giving this cat a multi-million dollar contract.
9:39
Mantis Shrimp -"Built like a pride symbol with the left hand of Thanos"
Best definition ever😂
I was on the floor hahaha
Its literally of the definition of size dont matter
dude i was 666 like
"Australia has no food chain, it's just a free-for-all."
Still laughing at that one!
Humans included
That's something everyone can agree on
Yessss
From some one who lives Australia this is best comment
Nature: So what survival skills do you want?
Mantis Shrimp: *points to dragon-ball*
Nature: *shrugs* alright then
The reason we're not dead yet is because this thing doesn't know how to shoot ki and breath in land yet.
nature's original weeb
Lol.
“But now, I go _BEYOND_ LSD SHRIMP!”
@Fierce Wendigo *points at a saitama and goku hybrid*
Also mad respect for your knowledge. You arent just a walking pokedeck. You are a walking book case of zoology encyclopedias. I thought i was geeky about animals and you are schooling me on some things.
.... do you not know how to use Google? That's literally all he's doing lmao
@@hyphymovement203 yes but he is still learning it, and doing his research. Yeah you can Google anything. We used to do the same thing with books at the library. Your statement is like telling the middle school me that my A+ grade science report was total crap because I just read all that stuff out of an encyclopedia. Like I have to go to the jungle and research all the animals like it is still 1820 in order for it to be legit. It doesn't matter where you get the information. You still gotta do the leg work to get it. Give the guy credit for actually putting in the work to do his research.
Right now you are laughing because he looked something up. While you probably never looked anything up that you didn't absolutely have to, and got all your knowledge from guys like him who did look it up for the video you just watched. Like a Google search is easy. The search engine throws so much crap at you, it could take hours to find the information you are looking for. So it isn't easy. Neither was looking that stuff up in a 208 volume encyclopedia set your library had. And it was the same in that you might go through sections in 3 or 4 books that mentioned something you were looking for before you found that one book out of 208 that actually answered your question. Same thing with a Google search. You will look through a bunch of different links and web pages and forum posts and wiki before you find the information you are looking for. Apparently you don't understand that. You think it is quick and easy. Which I give you a point. It is quicker and easier than it was 30 years ago. But the process of research is the same. And research is work and you learn from doing it. A process you don't seem to get.
@@IdentityCrisis1581 literally search on Google or yt any animal that he's mentioned and you will find exactly word for word what he says in his video. If you think he spends hours and hours doing research you are very delusional. You can watch a nature documentary and get 99% of the same information I'm laughing at yiur own laziness which makes you think he's spending his whole life researching animals. He literally reads our the first thing he finds try it out yourself and you will see
“7 deadly sins but as animals” is the most hood nature type shid I’ve seen
Anime is hood now 😶
@@itsnottimetostop4462 Naw
@@itsnottimetostop4462 Define now
@@A_Black_Sheep94 what bruh
@@noddinoffopioids The hood has been watching anime for a long time
"I was not kidding American Badgers stepping to Grizzly Bears, they usually get clapped but an effort was made and you know I respect that." Ya know...me to man.
RIP that suicidal little furry bastard.
I was on a baseball team called the honey badgers. We kicked ass
You trying to spell grizzly failed, but you tried, and I respect that.
@@eliferguson3422 thanks for the spot, ya know..I respect that
Yes but when I heard usually I couldn't help but think ok but what about the unusual scenario
"That means you, your dog, and the squirrel in your attic you haven't met yet"
This is literally the funniest shit ever
You forgot Harambe. X)
And the monotonous tone he uses makes it even better
"Might cost you an extra session of therapy but i promise you there are more venemous snakes , and you have probably dated them" 💀....bruhh!!!
Sickest bars in the video 🙏🙏🙏🙏😤😤😤😤😤😤
I believe I may have dated a few.
One thing to understand about the Mantis Shimp is that it strikes at 50 mph UNDERWATER. That is absurd. Water is 4x more dense than air. The fastest humans don't punch that fast in atmo.
Some things are best left in the ocean...
ok now think about this if that shrimp was out of water do you wonder on how much faster it would throw a punch since it throws a punch underwater at 50 mph
@@TheDarkLord-fr6cb At what point would it punch its own arm off?
@@TheDarkLord-fr6cb it could wind up actually being a detriment to the shrimp to be on land. Yes, it could punch harder, but it also wouldn’t have the resistance of the water to keep it from falcon punching his way into becoming an amputee. Idk this for sure but it would make sense if the shrimp would actually wind up hurting itself trying to repeatedly punch on land
Watched a video of one of these things strike a dude in a kayak and it made him bleed through a water shoe
"gave them the right to bear arms" 😂 this man's dry humor is legendary
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@@mrfrogg46able facts let me go ahead and correct that pun real quick!
And they act accordingly
Since you're correcting yourself, it's not dry humor, it's deadpan delivery. Dry humor is like deadpan, but you have to listen closely or you might miss it. Hard to explain, but there is a difference, tho they are definitely synonymous in many cases. I'd say our boy here uses deadpan more than dry humor tho.
"god gave them the right to bear arms and they act accordingly" is my new favorite line on mantis shrimp! I'm almost crying. XD
They wake up and choose violence
it applies better to the pistol shrimp imo
Except they aren't because they shoot at everything they don't like
The mantis shrimp is a real american
@@vivelespatat2670 ,
The mantis shrimp will singlehandedly make America great, again.
2 things: my understanding is that it isn’t the lack of pressure that causes the blob fish to droop like that, but the specimens that we see the photos of have decomposed greatly, which causes the flesh to sink down like a floppy looking nose.
-I’ve always pronounced trolling like “troll” -ing. Love your videos!!!
He’s pronouncing it like that because it’s bottom “trawling”.
That would be because trawling and trolling are different words
Bruh the shrimp is like a starter weapon that’s maxed out with all the attachments
Ikr
Ok
This is perfect
So basically a COD MW and CW new weapon?
The starter weapon that upgrades into the best weapon, but they already did that.
Hood Nature doesn't realize this, but he is making everyone's day better.
@Not Berber how
@Not Berber how?
He’s ruining our day in a good way
@Not Berber It makes me laugh but that’s actually understandable
@Not Berber well I mea. I guess I understand
Fun fact about mantis shrimp vision: Even though they have more receptors than humans do, they actually see LESS colors than us. They have more receptors because, unlike us, their eyes can't combine the colors (such as blue + red = purple). They need a separate receptor for purple
To be accurate it is our brain that combines the colors not the eye itself but yeah more or less correct.
Also they have trinocular vision in each eye.
These guys are one my favorites. Mainly because how pretty they look but also can punch the fuck out of you and I love it
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 "pimped out for no reason" is the best description for them and I refuse any other now.
@@ryuzayuki1997
Agreed. They are pimp shrimp of the sea that can bitch slap you XD
@@ryuzayuki1997
Agreed. They are pimp shrimp of the sea that can bitch slap you XD
“Australia has no food chain, it’s a fucking free for all” had me dead 🤣💀
"There's worse snakes out there to be afraid of, you've probably dated them." MANS CALLING EM OUT AYYYY
Goes for females as well.
@@sinecure7203 wait, I thought we were talking about the females! 😂😂
🤣
@@sinecure7203 or mealse
Females 🥶🥶🥶
"God's attic"
"Satan's basement"
Adding those those to my vocabulary
"Those Those"
@@henrt68 just noticed that
@@henrt68 didn't even notice it.
@@alludba1023 wtf me either till he mentioned it 😂😂💀
@@XHxneyOppz some illuminati shit I'm sure
Vegans: We must go plant base like the cows.
Cow: (Slowly chewing on snake)
vegan logics are dumb.
@@diamond_dude1063 u make no sense
Lmaoo
@@alilsalty7614 are you vegan? Because it makes sense you can even drop the s on logics.
Vegan logic is dumb. Do you understand now, if not repeat what I wrote out loud in a slow manner. 😹
@@Catnipfumar Yes, I am Vegan. Which is is why I find all of this funny :)
Quality content. This man deserves a full on tv show. He is this generation’s Sir David Attenborough.
“...more pressure than a college kid with immigrant parents.”
Could you not remind me rn? Tryna relax this summer.
😂 same
Exactly
"More pressure than a college kid with immigrant parents?" Omfg, that hit too hard lmao.
That comment from him defines me(Literally)
Too real
"built like an underwater pride symbol with the left hand of thanos" I just lost it, lol love your videos
LOL.
Petition to make the mantis shrimp the new face of the LGBT movement
@@pisces2569 yess
@@pisces2569 Can the blobfish represent the Aces? I feel it to be my spirit animal lmao
@@pisces2569 Honestly, anything is better than the Biromantic flag. Seriously, somebody sat down and said "Yeah, Purple Guy from FNAF being flattened by a steamroller is totally a cool design." Some mf really gave us something that looked like a low effort Spain chose an emo goth girl to represent themselves.
"God gave them the right to bear arms and they acted accordingly" boi that's some Gold right there 😅
"Can turn his prey into a prayer"...I literally had tears in my eyes at how hard I laughed at that. XD
This dudes hilarious but factual 😂😂
"Australia has no food chain, it's essentially free-for-all."
And my respect towards Australians just went up several levels.
We generally try not to be where the creatures are...
And if we must be there we try to eat the critters before they eat us. Any Australian that has some experience with road tripping has definitely eaten kangaroo, has probably eaten snake or emu and rarely - yet possibly - has tried spider.
It's okay... Kinda like spicy peanut with a hint of egg white...
@@kentonbaird1723 wow... OK, mad respect right now!
@@kentonbaird1723 As another Aussie I can second this. We call eating the native wildlife 'Bush Tukka'. I need to try croc at some point though. Mum says it apparently has a texture of chicken.
@@evilmarshmallow7374 Sort of a point between chicken and tuna.
And it weirdly takes on a bit of the flavor of what it's eaten a lot of.
Your farmed crock tastes something not unlike chicken, but different still. Wild crock has a bit of fish to it, with the occasional hint of wet dog... And, err... Be slightly concerned of the one that tastes a tad like pork; It's OFTEN pork, but not always.
There's a very good place to the south of me which makes crocodile Chorizo sausages. Breathtaking quality, slightly insane cook.
@@kentonbaird1723 Oh Awesome! Thanks!
Mantis shrimp : “I will shred this universe down to its last atom”
Unfortunately, scientists recently discovered that the mantis shrimps vision is not better than ours.
Otherwise they're still super badass
@@Yijasha do they still see many colors
Nope it seems each cone can only see one color. It's so sad
@@nemo-x cool
It’s so wonderful to listen and watch a well educated young man. Props to you Sir, I hope you’re life is great ❤️🙏🏻❤️
The animals on this planet are more frightening than the aliens out there in outer space. Bet.
They're probably why the aliens haven't come yet
If an alien species resembling the Zerg swarm exists somewhere out there, you'll change your mind
You know the most terrifying thing?
We probably only know a small fraction of all the strange species underwater. We know more about the Moon than the oceans. So one day, out of nowhere, we could discover some giant death squid that can insert death juice into someone or something. I love the ocean :)
I love seeing you everywhere lol
The ocean is infinitely more terrifying than any cosmic horror most people can come up with, honestly
"If you're a rancher, get a donkey"
Hold up. Some donkeys will kill your livestock. Your sheep, goats, etc. You have to raise them with said livestock when they are young for them to protect them more efficiently.
And here I thaugh that Donkeys where just mini horses
Zedonks are worse
@@pineappleproductions1696 Nope, they aren't even related and have different build and behaviour!
Yeah but...they look similar
I've actually heard of guard donkeys before, they're also great intruder alarms as their brays carry for miles and they will always complain to the manager.
Just gotta be willing to put up with the noise, but, I mean. If you own a farm you know what you're getting into.
Just a note at 4:34 when the crab gets struck with the might of Zeus: Some species of crabs are known for detaching their own claws and throw them at predators so they can flee. It's very similar as to how lizards lose their tails. Give'em just a piece rather than the whole thing.
I like to imagine the crab being like "yo, here's my arm! Leave me the fuck alone"
@@TetraKael That sounds like LEGO to me.
A new reason of "Want a piece of me?!"
Yes, but that's not what happened. The source of that clip is actually from another nature channel I watched just yesterday haha. Mantis Shrimp absolutely predate after crustaceans' as a major part of their diet, and their clubbed strikes can kill, break shells, and detach limbs in a single strike~
Here in Spain (and other parts of Europe, I guess), we've had huge problems with Asian wasps, mainly because they were devouring European honey bees (huge issue, because those cute little buddies are vital for maintaining the local ecosystem). Fortunately, human action, along with the bees learning how to coordinate to kill an attacking wasp (they literally swarm a single wasp by the hundreds), has put the situation quite under control.
Also fun fact to add to Koala slander, the eucalyptus makes them so high that they literally don’t care about anything (which is why they seem to be so friendly) to the point where poachers can literally walk up to a mom and take her baby without her giving a single f
That's just sad lol
Holy shit I've never heard this, that's hilarious and amazing. I'm gonna look it up to learn more
People don't really poach them to be honest , land clearing and deforastion is what is fk the population up also clymidia
Eucalyptus trees are also highly explosive when hit by lighting or set on fire, y'know, those two things that are super common in Australia
@@magoshighlands4074 i swear, the more i hear about australia the more surprised i am that there is anything but extremophilic bacteria living there
"Australia doesn't have a food chain, its a Free for All"
This one got me rolling, Oh My Fucking God...
The next video: *Why I would like to come back to this world as a dog*
so you can eat shit with no shame?
@@JJJackson777 damn yes
And u can get close to ppl genitals without catching a case
@@souldemon5491 damn
@@souldemon5491 lmao luck some peanut butter
I love how you actually have good information but make it funny. Great content man
A short story about a family friend, years ago he had a heard of sheep. Coyotes kept killing the sheep so he got a donkey to protect the heard. The donkey successfully protected the heard. Well, most of it.
The donkey was a male and kicked all the male sheep out of the heard, only protecting the females. So yeah, if you want a donkey to protect your livestock, it’s best to get a female or both a male and female so the male has his own partner and stops stealing everyone’s girls.
damn. you could say that that donkey was an *ahem* ass :p
"Donkey! Find another way to entertain yourself!"
Literally lol.
I've seen videos of donkeys been used for pig hunting and they are friggn vicious.they bruise up the meat but they def get the job done
Now i am vividly remembering the time at the animal park where ..well...the donkey didn't last long...but he went again and again..
I've been wondering wtf a blobfish actually looks like underwater in its proper environment for for at least 15 years. Thank you! Fack.
Google exists...
@@mite3959 lmao unfortunately dumbasses exist too
Man on our farm we had a cow chew through an electric fence WHILE IT WAS TURNED ON. A snake is a piece of cake after that.
I’m never going near cattle again
I guess it's easy to forget that cows are big ass tanks of fat when all we see is them eating grass and giving milk
Wow the cow was turned on by that? Nasty
@@bobking3085 lmfao.
@@bobking3085 bruh lmfaooooooo
Thank you for the section about blobfish. Keep spreading the word about those poor little "ugly fish" who are in immense pain - if they survived the journey to the surface.
I once saw a quote that said: “Your chances of getting killed by a cow are always low but *never zero* “ and that image of a cow eating a snake REALLY hits different to me😂😭
Actually, Cows kill more than Sharks each year
"Hey nerd, eat shit"
Koalas: "and i took that personally"
More like, koalas : Wait you guys didn't ?
"There's 3 classifications in Australia: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep"
"What about Cows"
"Well they're not poisonous and they're not sheep"
EDIT: It may surprise you to learn, but I do know the difference between poisonous and venomous, I do not need anyone to point it out, I just didn't feel like pulling out a dictionary for a joke.
I am/was your 69th like. You're welcome.
South America is the land of poison, Australia is venom zone.
Hehe
The only way we could make Australia worse is introducing moose, bears, and hippos there
@@ihorvoronchak8191 I'd suggest Honey Badgers too, but those little assholes would probably depopulate Australia of everything else, because genocide is their favourite pastime.
Dude I love your videos. They're very entertaining, and factual. Thanks for the knowledge in a very funny/fun way.
'It can handle more pressure than a college kid with Immigrant parents' Are you sure about that
Immigrant*
This is gonna be me on a few years
@@riquelmerguardado1032 this is me NOW
'believe me, I would know'
"Y'all gotta stop slandering my blobfish. You can slander HIM though"
I am deceased
what even was that?
I must know what that is
i saw a video recently were the one in the video said the exact same thing
Never seen that before, I want to know too
@@captaineinsicht264 stop saying the same shit no one cares.
Btw, for anyone wondering about that absolute monstrosity in the last frame of the video, it's called a telescope fish, and it is probably what the devil sees when he gets sleep paralysis.
How tf do I only now find out about these fish?! Thank you for the info, another deep sea fish added to my list of "horrifying yet cool" fish
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran cute? Please define cute
"And it is probably what the devil sees when he gets sleep paralysis."
I fucking love you
Ty and love the joke 😂😂😂😂
Thank you. I legit said out loud "what the FUCK is that?!" And preceeded into the comment section in hopes of an answer.
This guy's euphemisms for "death" are so good
"Erased 30-50 names"
"Turned 42 people into past-tense"
Put them on a newspaper
"Rendered then harmless."
My favorite is "put you on a shirt."
"Homicidal hood flies" got me
Vegan: You can have a healthy body by eating fruits and veggies only.
The Cow:
You really can't. Every vegan in my family that's been doing it for more that 5 years has serious health problems. For instance developing type 1 diabetes at 30...
@@MrGoatflakes Oh yeah definitely not. It's why supplements are recommended if you are completely plant-based, though a lot of substitutes exist now.
Also vegetarians can still inhale a sleeve of oreos, and vegans can still eat certain family-sized bags of chips if they so please.
Haha, yeah. I learned this the hard way at 7 after I threw up after having a diet consisted of only berries for a few months.
@@theautisticartist9370 by that time you were probably throwing up from both ends!
I think it is almost certainly possible to be a healthy vegan. At least theoretically. But it's probably also possible to be healthy eating only from McDonald's... But why in either case would you stack the deck so heavily against yourself? On one of the two things you can do to better your health, but which is so fraught with gotchas in the first place? And yeah as I said before, you are human, you are going to fuck it up, and you could very definitely destroy your health in the process, and I've seen it again and in my own family.
That said I'm a sloth and overweight and eat far too many calories and certainly too much meat and dairy.
Probably even too much fish. NGL I can and have eaten two pound of smoked salmon in a sitting...
But I'm working on it. Got the fruit and veg up to optimal levels. Working on bringing the meat dairy and calories to a dull roar :v and cut the sugar and alcohol to maybe a biweekly thing of not stupid proportions.
My intestines have thanked me.
I'm pushing 50, have had a terrible but at least varied diet and lifestyle for most of my adult life and I can say my health problems are quite mild compared to half of my "healthy lifestyle" vegan extended family, and they are mostly a decade younger than me.
I don't smoke and I try to catch the exercise once or twice a year, so I'm sure that helps, but then they also don't smoke and pretty sure they exercise regularly as well.
The cow is forever going to be used in my arguments and debates. Vegan is slow suicide.
"There are worse snakes, you probably dated them" 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for making these videos! Love them! Your passion for animals is so cool to me and your knowledge impressive! Also the presentation of this information through these videos is easy to digest and very entertaining! Especially with your humor. I like these videos because who doesn’t just wanna chill out and learn about animals? Even when it’s about terrifying and brutal animals, I find it pleasant and relaxing to watch! Thanks again ❤️❤️
The cow eating a snake, somehow, still isn't as weird to me as deer that eat the heads, and only the heads, of baby birds. It's deer on a specific island and they do it for the same reasons of obtaining nutrients they need, but can't get enough of from plants.
A video about shrikes would be cool. They look like ordinary songbirds, but they're also known as butcher birds for good reason.
Hol up
There’s a pair of loggerhead shrikes that live in my yard. I love them, they’re great. They use the thorns on a mesquite tree and a retama tree to skewer anoles, cicadas, grasshoppers, dragonflies, etc.
Mostly it’s anoles. Luckily it’s always brown anoles, which are an invasive species. The few green anoles that are left hide in the treetops so the browns are easier to find.
Egrets and herons love eating the brown anoles too. They’ll come pick through the bushes looking for anoles to eat. They wait until the sun is high when the lizards are all out basking and just grab them. They’re down the heron’s throat before the lizard knows what hit ‘em.
Shrikes are just songbirds from hell, they skewer their prey like those cannibal tribes in movies
Deer and horses have both been observed snacking on duckling/chicks/assorted baby birds. And eating them whole. Could be for nutrients. Could be they're just sadistic. Could be the forbidden fruit.
I saw a viddo of a deer eating a baby bird but iv never heard of that dear that's just crazy
Him: "You can slander him, though"
Me: "..... What is he, though? "
Telescope fish
@@whatevenisexistence6134 Woah, u somehow existed.
A living eldritch abomination
@@kankeydong2500 Imma name it Cuddles.
A telescope fish. Not to be confused with a telescope goldfish, those are cute.
“Squirrel in your attic you haven’t met yet” he lived in my basement for a day till my dog evicted him
Physically or spiritually?
@@jahimalnar7978 ima guess the answer is Yes
Actually, for the past year I have been volunteering at Cheyenne mountain zoo and we own two Pallas cats. They are literarily never seen although they are in there enclosure all the time bc god decided that they should literally be the descendant of Garfield. Also known to be the highest zoo in North America, this makes sense that they would actually live here. Also fun fact, they use there tails to step on during winter so there feet don’t get cold. Pretty darn cute for someone as grouchy as Grumpy cat but could still kill you if they wanted.
I used to live an hour from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, and I have gotten to see the Pallas Cats, we used to joke that they hated my mother because they would always just glare at her 😂
FINALLY, someone spoke about the blobfish's true form!
My poor bb :( I love the blobfish. I know it’s prob a dumb question, but when we bring him up to the surface like that and he gets all blobby, can he still survive and just look weird or will he always die?
@@easternflower6476 He'll die. The pressure of the deep literally holds him together, so taking him out makes his body collapse in on itself..
@@auburneytuckerson2959 not the blob fish :(
@@easternflower6476 It would be similar to you going beyond 900 meters underwater rapidly. Every cell in your body would begin to rupture from the psi on your body which is over 15.
@@auburneytuckerson2959 How'd you know it's a male blobfish? Did it have a blob they blurred out?
Regarding the cow eating a snake: contrary to popular belief, true herbivores, as in, obligate herbivores are relatively rare. And the same goes for carnivores. Most animals can be at least somewhat omnivorous. If an animal is missing a particular mineral, vitamin, protein, or other resource in its diet, it will eat things considered not to be a part of its normal diet to make up for the deficiency.
Is that why I saw a video of a deer eating a rabbit?
Everyone deserves a good snack at some point smh
That is pretty much exactly why chickens will eat meat or even their own eggs, or cannibalize each other
I used to think lions were omnivores in Year 5 because I read in a book that they eat grass when they can’t digest something or are sick. Brought it up in science class the next day and my teacher scolded me
@@ComicSans-ew2ou all big cats are 100% carnivores they eat grass for digestive purposes not for nutritional value
Apparently people were often mistaking cicada killers for these "murder hornets" as well. They are a similar size but cicada killers are basically harmless.
not for the cidadas, they're not xD
Yes harmless. Ever got one stuck in your shirt? My brother lived but was stung repeatedly for a few minutes, he didn't think it was harmless. 😂
@@charliegarrison9688 Yes they are certainly capable of hurting people, but a single sting probably won't do much unless you're allergic, and they tend not to sting humans.
I stan cicada killers, cicadas are annoying as heck
They’re harmless unless they feel they’re in mortal danger. Then they’ll sting, and it packs a wallop, but they’re solitary, so they don’t have that soldier instinct that yellow jackets, hornets, and paper wasps have. The males will fly up in people’s faces to intimidate them, but it’s all buzz and no sting. The males don’t have the equipment since the stinger is a modified ovipositor (egg laying tube).
"Mantis makes no sense"
It makes sense with salt pepper and lime juice
9:16 And with that I no longer question how Donkey managed to win over a whole dragon as his wife and baby mama.
Now here is the question. When he drank that potion in shrek 3 and became a horse wtf did the dragon turn into?
@@adamjenkins7653 A prettier dragon (?
@@adamjenkins7653 I think the creators said that in early concepts she turned into a giant pegasus.
This dude has more one liners than Henny Young man or Rodney Dangerfield combined. This dude is awesomely funny
Funny and educative 👍🏼
Or Dangerously Funny
Actually there are two kinds of mantis shrimp, clubbers like the peacock mantis shrimp shown in the video and spearers who, like the description suggests, have sharp spikes instead of club arms that they launch at prey with similar speed and force as clubbers. Presumably the differences are due to different prey preferences, clubbers eat hard shelled crustaceans and molluscs whilst spearers mainly eat fish or other softer-bodied prey.
Dang. Just imagined if other animals were that fricking powerful
dont you forget the pistol shrimp.....
Weird to see a tech priest with such a knowledge of biology.
So they're like in video games when the developer just copy and pastes the same enemy and gives it a different weapon to make it seem like a new enemy.
@@SPEDLOCK Could be a magos biologis
Let me just tell y’all, I never MEANT to find this man’s channel. I didn’t go out looking for this, it popped up on my feed. Let me tell y’all this thou, I’m Super Glad I clicked on the video. Dude smart asf and be having me dead while dropping straight facts. I literally binge watch this dude during work. Customers stop they days to listen in on it. Thanks my Boy. Keep going hard and giving us these facts !!!!
“Which is why they can handle more pressure then a college student with immigrant parents. I-I would know” bro fucking same tf, same boat 😔🤝😔
Hy
I love how Hood Nature gets straight to the point, the two things mentioned in the title were the first two things covered in the video. It's almost like he's hitting us with that, "you got what you came for, you can click off if you want"-type-personality like an alpha male, but everyone stays instead because his videos are just that interesting.
“alpha male” lmao shut up
@@honorificabilitudinitatibu3375 lmao if you didnt like my comment that much just keep scrolling
@@honorificabilitudinitatibu3375 beta male spotted
"No fact here, I just think this is cute."
Best line here.
This is one of the most informative, entertaining, and worthwhile channels around here. I’ve learned a lot.
Thank you!
Soil: “Meh, I’m just not feeling like making phosphorus anymore”
Snakes: …..
Cows: “Mmm, n o o d l e s”
Cows are weighing the prison and cons of eating danger noodles
Their skulls looks like shin GODZILLA
Angel: hey what about this shrimp?
God (probably drunk): main character or something idk
Angel: ok...
😂😂
Now we know why its a walking pride flag,
god pulled a Netflix and made it gay for character development.
R/Whoooosh
And people say god hates pride
@@LONGXIAOJIAO R/etard
"Australia has no food chain it's a fucking free for all"
The most accurate representation of Australia I've ever heard.
10:55 the black screen was genius actually
Mom: "Who's your second teacher?"
Me: *"H O O D N A T U R E"*
Your pfp isn't funny, even if i support the regime because my father lived in communist country
@@quakeknight9680 it's a meme chill out
Fun fact about wombats: the largest extinct species of wombat, Diprotodon, was 1.8 meters tall and up to 4 meters long, weighing up to 2800 kilograms (lighter than a hippo or rhino, but still respectable.) Possibly one of the largest animals ever to walk the cursed sands of Australia. Went extinct only about 46,000 years ago, which is actually very recent. Humans have lived in Australia for 65,000 years, so they likely interacted with these behemoths from time to time.
Anyway, TL;DR, wombats the size of bears used to exist and I’m sad that they don’t anymore.
im sure they tasted great though
I heard from an Australian Twitter user of Aboriginal descent that Aboriginals told stories of the Bunyip and how it had a Hippo-like lifestyle(Not their exact words as the Aboriginal Australians had never seen Hippos before). And you wanna know what they were describing? That's right, Diprotodon itself!
Wombat also poop cubes
Damn, this guy is so good at delivering so much knowledge so fast yet comprehensibly, I'm into it
I enjoy your videos so much! I learn, I laugh and I marvel at your narration! I am going through all your videos, one by one, learning something new with every video.
Keep up the great work!
Thank you for this!
Damn I was thinking in my head earlier today "Are murder hornets still a thing? 🤔" 5 hrs later you drop this. You answered my question. Legend 🐐
Is your pfp Sam Samsung
@@cyandeoidre2375 I think it is, but it appears to have possibly been altered by a certain rule.
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@@handsomedevil4928 suddenly the oddly specific number "34" came to my mind
@Frost E Bear God damn. Fuck summer that's what you would call hell. I bet it's so hot that the sun is wearing sunglasses.
The snake the cow was eating is also known as a woma python- and they make great pets if you can afford one! Woma pythons are actually really interesting with some pretty unique adaptations because other snakes make up a large portion of their diet in the wild. They don't get much bigger than a ball python, and while they are pretty excitable feeders, they take tap training well. All in all they are an Australian snake that is completely harmless to humans.
And while Emerald Tree Boas have huge teeth compared to their head size, this is largely because they eat birds! If you are gonna be snagging a bird mid-flight, you need the extra reach. But again, they usually don't bother people.
Sorry, I just really like snakes
Hmm, that's cool
Do you have any pet snakes?
@@treacherousjslither6920 Yes! I have a woma python (they are my favorite species of snake) and a ball python. I'd like to get a few more when I have the room
No need to apologize for being you!😇
@@morphicnature Very nice. Do they roam free in your house or do you keep them in a cage?
“That squirrel in your attic that you haven’t met yet…” caught me off guard!!
I’m not kidding, I’m actually super proud of our government (Department of Agriculture) for rekking those hornets. When that story dropped, I was like “this is 100% apocalypse confirmed. Pandemmy and these hornets? Straight up biblical plagues.”
Samee!
only IT DID NOT HAPPEN this whole thing with the Murder hornets was DISPROVEN and turned out to be nothing More then HARMLESS Cicadia Wasps which do not do buck all to people
@@Disapointedmellencol source?
Good to see that your priorities are: 1) kill all hornets
2) give everyone a liveable wage and free healthcare
@@Disapointedmellencol source please
“Grab me that python.”
“But sir, that’s dangerous!”
“I SAID, GRAB ME THAT PYTHON!!!”
👁👄👁💦
BRUUUUUHHH
Never thinkin of pythons da same way again
Lol
Down bad man reference?yeeeee
If you think about it.
Pythons are just really long fleshlights