That japanese hand cream story made me mad like if someone did that to me I could have yelled at them especially since it was a experience gift from a friend I was so happy that they got back at her with the yogurt
same. expensive or not, that was a gift from a friend, which makes it the more valuable. You just don't rummage into other people's stuff and use them in the first place specially if you're not friends nor without permission. That CB got a taste of her own medicine tho haha
my mom did that often and said it was because i live in her house and rely on her and don't have any privacy. so my prized bike that was the first thing i ever had my whole life that didn't involve a single cent from her pocket and was a gift from my school for academics was later sold while i was dealing with foster care issues. it was one of the worst losses i ever had because that was the very first item i ever owned on my own because of my own accomplishments and she sold it just because i didn't even live in her house anymore. not to mention my anime shirts from hot topic that i bought from babysitting money which were obviously expensive, as well as my anime dvds that cost almost 70 dollars combined. never saw those shirts again and she and i got into multiple arguments about the anime that included her thinking i was a demon for some reason i still to this day do not get. moral of the story was that i never should've trusted that snake with money. she owes me about $100 in babysitting money and the times she said she'd pay me back for me doing her chores she agreed to do.
I'm more of a cat person, but I absolutely adore my red healer pit bull mix baby and if someone told me to put him outside in the texas heat, I'd put that person outside in the heat. Preferably with a bruise in the shape of a hand on their face
Ive always had a pet fantasy that one of them has seen there exact interaction or realised the story was about them and just seen all the hate they got. That would make my day
As soon as he said that I went straight to the comments for this. I’m struggling to catch a breath laughing as silently as possible so I don’t wake my sleeping bf next to me 🤣 That caught me off guard, I can’t take it
“You weren’t using it.” “It’s not like it’s locked or anything.” So you take something from someone’s desk? I ACTUALLY wanna know how that women passed Preschool. Let alone SURVIVED middle and high school with such logic. I swear idiots.....Smh
She was probably homeschooled her whole life. & her parents were probably the kind that just let her do whatever she wanted & yelled at anyone who interfered w that.
This channel cleared my eczema, and if it might come back if I stop watching. Edit: Holy hell this is the most I've ever had a liked comment. Thanks y'all!
The first one Karen: sweetie my exma is healing because of that and you were not using it Also karen: who ate my YOGURT Dave: you weren’t using it Karen: you dare use my spells against me potter
@@ZombieSazza No Snape is not a Karen. He just wants his students to be safe...potion making is DANGEROUS he has to keep a strict hand due to such a class being so delicate. You're looking for Umbridge not Snape.
Umm yeah I'm gonna need you to pay my medical costs cus the pronunciation of "mabibips" made energy drink come out my nose and there will be damages. HELLO?
The Japanese hand cream story..... I would have told CB that it was a tube of Hemorrhoid cream. "That stuff is for my butt, and you've been rubbing it on your hands?" Laugh hysterically loud until it gets other co-workers attention, then tell them how CB been putting ass cream on her hands.
when i use to work in an office we were allowed to request locks for our desks. you'd be surprised to know how many people think its ok to take your shit just cause youre not there.
@@ProjectXAgario It's megabits in the context. Lower case laters refer to megabits, and I'm pretty sure that the ISP gives 60mb, not 60MB (which is 480mb).
@@DarthNih1lus57 It's actually megabits per second, not bytes. Bits and Bytes both measure amounts of data. However, they are typically used in two different contexts. Bits, kilobits (Kbps), and megabits (Mbps) are most often used to measure data transfer speeds. The other important difference is that bytes contain eight bits of data.
RayGamerz your yt recommended has Gacha, and it said “continue watching” with a gacha video following. I’d expect u to know how popular it is, seeing as you watch it yourself. no offence tho, just saying 😊.
The "fire her, hire me" story reminded me of something similar. I used to work at a pizza place and was a delivery driver. They hired a guy named John, also a delivery driver. He was a horrible delivery driver. During training (when they showed him how to do the instore things, which the drivers were also supposed to do), he would be on his phone. He was constantly hiding behind the oven (in the middle of the kitchen) so the manager wouldn't see him and tell him to make pizzas. He would hang up on customers and refuse deliveries that he knew wouldn't tip. Most delivery places have an unwritten rule that if you forget to take something (like a drink or salad), then you have to go back and give them that forgotten item. Seems reasonable, right? This guy would refuse and throw a fit, and the managers were so tired of his whining they just gave in and had other drivers take the rest of his order (a guaranteed no tip. It also keeps the driver from being able to take other deliveries and chances for tips). There was also a rule, first in, first out. If you were first for the evening shift, at 4 pm, you're gonna get off before the person who came in at 4:30, or 5. I would be first in, he would be second, sometimes even third, and would whine and complain so much that most days he would be sent home first. He would also lie and say he'd done his 'chores' (list of things each driver is to do before leaving). He would do it when the manager was too busy to check so they would send him home and then force others to do it. He would also change shifts with people the day of, usually changing to be the closing driver, then change shifts AGAIN with someone else. Every time. There was no reason for it. The GM wanted to fire him so badly but corporate wouldn't let him because they thought the GM didn't have good enough reasons. So the GM just kept writing him up. Eventually, John got wind that he would, in fact be fired soon and suddenly quit. He went to go a gas station pizza delivery driver (the gas station actually called us up to tell us that the guy practically untrainable). During the time he was gone we got a new delivery driver who was great at his job and fit in well. A week after, John came back in. He wanted his job back. But, the position was filled. He said, well just fire him and hire me back. Haha. No.
For the hand cream lady: I would have warned her never to use it again or I'll get her back. Then I would have mixed some poison ivy with cheap hand cream. Lock the drawer and one day, weeks later, "accidentally" leave it unlocked and if she uses it, that's her problem for stealing.
My friend had the same problem with a workmate using their really expensive moisturizing lotion, so my friend filled a similar container with p.v.a glue; the next time the workmate stole some & poured a large amount into her hands, she rubbed them togeather to coat them & then rubbed it onto her cheeks & chin before she realised it wasn't a moisturizing lotion!!!! Awesome revenge! Edit: thanks for the likes!
@Veronica Parker wasn't it though?! & when the workmate ran for the bathroom to wash the pva off her hands, chin & cheeks, the breeze blew her hair onto her face & it got stuck into the glue as well. SO funny!
Y'all have no idea how many times I've had to call establishments and apologize after the fact. If she ever found out I did that she would have my head for sure
@@ternedo6074 there was that one time at Jimmy John's she straight up cussed out the cashier because the menu was off by 20 cents. Another time she threatened the school over something I don't remember. Edit: Now the school gives me a dummy report card at my insistance so that she doesn't come up to the school and cause a scene. A waitress, bless her heart, accidentally gave me unsweet tea instead of sweet. Momma called her a "dumbass communist yankee" and demanded the ticket be fully comped. The poor girl was in tears and I had to walk out. I left a $50 tip after she walked out without leaving any at all. She also takes advantage of my eldest sister on the regular and threatens to take away her son every time she sticks up for herself. So yeah. Life is hell and existence is torture in my family.
1) Swiggity spaghettio's, pay off my student loans. 2) Swiggity swine, your property is mine. 3) Swiggity swoggle, "no" makes my mind boggle. 4) Swiggity swoggity, your Nintendo Switch belongs to me. 5) Swiggity swoogly, buy me more jewellery. 6) Swiggity Swadoo, don't give it to me? I'll sue you! 7) Swiggity swugger, EM = Entitled Mother. 8) Swiggity Doo, "EK deserves it more than you." 9) Swiggity sway, "EB gets good grades." 10) Swiggity swish, stop being so selfish! 11) Swiggity sort, I'm taking you to court! 12) Swiggity sand, "Did you just touch EB's hand!?"
I only knew about MB and Mb. Thx for your godly wisdom. You are now allowed in my Christian mindcraft server which helps ur mind *that sounded autistic*
To be perfectly honest that lady's bs line REALLY struck a cord. I actually HAVE eczema and as far as I know from 22 years of dealing with it, it is hard for me to believe it to have been cured via some foreign hand cream. I've tried multiple meds. and creams and it has still persisted, plus ANYONE who has eczema knows that you can't just use ANYTHING to treat it as the skin can easily become flared up and rash ridden. Though I only know that American creams that lack in coco butter or Shea butter don't really help much. If someone finds out what cream that was and sends it to me I will gladly test it out to prove cb right or wrong.
@windows 7 ultimate they know they said woman in the story not the commenter. Please read before spouting negativity. Thank you and sorry if this seems rude. Just trying to keep the positivity.
@@MrFluffymuffin thanks for Understanding who I was talking about. I'm not showing any hate to someone who is using cb's joke in a way that shows how ridiculous it is. I'm just calling cb's bs.
As soon as he said this I had to pause the video and look for comments! Even though my IT mind cringes, I think this is my new favorite way to refer to this!!!
Think of a comment related to the video as soon as possible, such as: [I just deserve your channel, because of ... and ...], Send and hope that rSlash likes it. edit: oh and 10:26 mbps haha
![[Gegagedigedagedago] NEW Help Gegagedigedagedago Nugget escape from Nikocado Avocado Challenge](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hJWnwRC2Fz8/mqdefault.jpg)
Swiggity....
[finish it down below]
Swegger, im a choosing beggar
rSlash hi
GIGGITY
Swiggity swag apartment, give me your apartment!
rSlash Swiggty Swooty
I burst out in laughter when he said “the probiotic yogurt cured my eczema” 😂😂😂😂😂
I demand u pay me $150 for liking your video
Random guy69 why? Lol
@@oliviablackburn1113 Excuse me did you just say why? lol those likes cured his eczema
A Birdatemytoes like totally. lol.🤦♀️
Olivia Blackburn did he stutter? ( obviously just joking )
Me: “why did you take my wallet?”
EB: “well you weren’t using it”
Lol
It healed my eczema ok??
EB = is entitled bitch right?
@@xurdedroblox9852 no its entitled bitchokatzcraycray
AKA Wero oh ok
Sweetie, this channel has changed my life. It healed my eczema.
Shrelerton underrated comment 😆
Sara2208 Beauty honestly 😂😂
You should just give it to me. You didn't even know I was using it until I pointed it out!
You got EcZemA!?
La La La La La La La La I’m glad someone said it
“Sweetie, that probiotic yogurt changed my life. It healed my eczema” IM CACKLING
💀💀💀
yes sweetie
@@ggukiemonster 😂
The best part is, you can't "heal" eczema (I have eczema) you can only maintain it until the next flare up
Lol
Normal people: Megabits per second
rSlash, an intellect: Muhbibits
holy shit I laughed over and over at this
(also it’s megabits)
per SECOND
Megabits haha ;D
I always thought it was bytes 🤔
Megabits
SURE my netflix
password is
Username:youweren'tusingit
Password:ithealedmyeczema
Minecraft User thx for the free Netflix
Who else tried it?
Why it doesnt work, I demand your phone as a gift for tricking me. NOW
thx 4 netflix
It doesn't work are there any caps?
That japanese hand cream story made me mad like if someone did that to me I could have yelled at them especially since it was a experience gift from a friend I was so happy that they got back at her with the yogurt
me too. It was a gift, it was expensive, and it was from another country. I would've probably slapped her lmao
same. expensive or not, that was a gift from a friend, which makes it the more valuable.
You just don't rummage into other people's stuff and use them in the first place specially if you're not friends nor without permission. That CB got a taste of her own medicine tho haha
Oh I'll would just calmly ruin her life. Tell the superiors call the police all that stuff you know.
my mom did that often and said it was because i live in her house and rely on her and don't have any privacy. so my prized bike that was the first thing i ever had my whole life that didn't involve a single cent from her pocket and was a gift from my school for academics was later sold while i was dealing with foster care issues. it was one of the worst losses i ever had because that was the very first item i ever owned on my own because of my own accomplishments and she sold it just because i didn't even live in her house anymore.
not to mention my anime shirts from hot topic that i bought from babysitting money which were obviously expensive, as well as my anime dvds that cost almost 70 dollars combined. never saw those shirts again and she and i got into multiple arguments about the anime that included her thinking i was a demon for some reason i still to this day do not get. moral of the story was that i never should've trusted that snake with money. she owes me about $100 in babysitting money and the times she said she'd pay me back for me doing her chores she agreed to do.
Isabellay Shepherd not quite the same since the hand cream was a gift and expensive and exclusively from Japan.
"I don't like dogs, can you put him outside?"
Lmao, sis would've been outside herself before she even finished the sentence .
I'm more of a cat person, but I absolutely adore my red healer pit bull mix baby and if someone told me to put him outside in the texas heat, I'd put that person outside in the heat. Preferably with a bruise in the shape of a hand on their face
Madd1e Lov3ly please learn how to spell their.
Madd1e Lov3ly the error I pointed out was not grammatical, it was a spelling error.
Alexandra Lyapich I would’ve been like uh no hun go back to the streets and yeet her out the door.
@@wta1518 leave grammar nazi!!!
Duz dhis bothder yhu?
“Sweetie that yogurt healed my excama Can You order more for me to eat”
-Cowoker 2019
Eczema*
The guy name is Michael we just call him big Mike because he is as hairy as a BigFoot.
A little late, but.
You weren't using it.
-Also ex-Woker 2019
EB: "why did you take my car!?"
Me: "well you weren't using it, besides I used it to go to the doctors to cure my eczema"
Lmfao
Lol
YOUR POWER IS INFINITE
Lol nice
The justice that hand cream girl got, restored my faith in humanity.... and healed my eczema.
Nice
Actually I took your eczema because you weren't using it
*loud snort*
@@GavinProbably GODDAMNIT!
@@LemonCoutureBunny also can your selfish because you fed YOUR Kids like I'm sueing you
I friggging SNORTED when you said "60 mibibbibs"
Dead XD
Me too! Lol. I thought I must have heard that wrong then he did it again. I was rolling.
Bibbibs XDD
Whoops mibbibibs XDD
Ikr
Same😂😂 I laughed so hard omfg
What if a entitled parent watches and is like “WHAT ALL THESE THINGS ARE COMPLETELY REASONABLE”
See someone gets it no I DEMAND YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL NOW lol
Ive always had a pet fantasy that one of them has seen there exact interaction or realised the story was about them and just seen all the hate they got. That would make my day
Damian Robbie I really hope so. Badly. Such a good fantasy.😂
That would be my mother unfortunately
Kiki Shadow nice aj pfp
"Why did you take that baby?"
"Well the mother wasnt using it and the baby healed my eczema"
Alyssa Minas surely she didn’t NEED that ENTIRE baby for HERSELF
@@lukemckenzie0121 Yeah the mother should have split the baby in two so she can SHARE and everyone gets what they want
GIVE ME IT NOW!!!
Hahahaha
Lmao!!
Police: Why did you take their life?
CB: well they weren’t using it so I took it
And it cured my eczema
@@timmitchusson1017 murder cures eczema XDD
this made me laugh so hard i almost choked on my gum
@@timmitchusson1017 And if i dont keep doing it, it'll come back!
Rezinox oof
I laughed until tears ran out of my eyes at the way you pronounced “mbps”.
Same! 🤣🤣
I’m in the middle of that story praying that there will be more muhbibits🤣
*M U P P E T S*
Especially when he’s doing the CB voice lmao
The one with the hand cream could have sooooo easily been turned into a prorevenge by ordering new "hand cream" and replacing it with pepper cream 😂
I like the way you think
@@rSlash 😀
r/prorevenge baby
or White glue!
I mean, that woman wasn't even a choosing beggar; she was straight up a thief.
That hand cream story was brilliant. When the CB gets her own dish served. Ha.
omg hi
@@_bunnies_3317 Hi! :)
@@PearlescentMoon I didnt know you watch these :P
OMG I know you from grains videos! Your so cool!
Literally
"My friend used to live here, and he let me use his wifi, so you should too."
"Well, I'm not your friend." *Closes door*
Rekt *100*
Lol
speech *100*
destruction *100*
Rekt *100*
Same
"is it FaaaaaAaAAst??!?
"Yes, it's 60 Mubibits"
Haha. As a techy this both hurt and is super funny.
thatwerdogeek 1 its
Like he’s a text to speak robot and he just encountered a word missing a letter
As soon as he said that I went straight to the comments for this. I’m struggling to catch a breath laughing as silently as possible so I don’t wake my sleeping bf next to me 🤣 That caught me off guard, I can’t take it
It is mega bites per second
@@buwanekasumanaweera5377 megabits per second
"-Is this your WiFi
-Yes
-Is it fast
-I guess... it's 60 muhbibeps"
YESH CHEF!!! IT IS
Mibibibips
Hand Cream CB: "WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS LOGIC IS THAT?"
Me in my Mind: "Your backwards logic!"
Same
And someone should have said "Well the fridge isn't locked. It's not like it's private"
My mind: Revenge bitch...
Same
Police: why did you steal that money
Cab: Since she wasn’t using that money I took it
Cb:it healed my eczema
Sweetie that money changed my life
Police: Sarge, he's clean.
@@doos6172 Of course he's clean. He gave himself an enema thinking it would cure his eczema.
@@MetalSStar196 Of course, you're right.
Me who actually has eczema: *you bring awful shame to my people* .
Lol she probably doesn't know the suffering we feel.
Same dawg, same.
I feel sorry for yall
Oath
Yes me who had bleeding for all my life
Same but I hope y'all gettin better doe
“You weren’t using it.”
“It’s not like it’s locked or anything.”
So you take something from someone’s desk? I ACTUALLY wanna know how that women passed Preschool. Let alone SURVIVED middle and high school with such logic.
I swear idiots.....Smh
@MAMAOU 4Life Nah, even private middle and high schools have lockers. Elementary and below probably have unlocked boxes for their things though
She was probably homeschooled her whole life. & her parents were probably the kind that just let her do whatever she wanted & yelled at anyone who interfered w that.
Rich parents.
It ain't idiot, it's consider as theft, she just using nonsense to cover up. I would have get her a big lesson on that 1.
She didn’t even go to school. That’s why she’s dumb
these people disgust me yet entertain me in a way no other can
I know right?! Only thing I enjoy more is r/Maliciouscompliance
I know right? It's like a train wreck with massive casualties - You just can't help but watch
This channel cleared my eczema, and if it might come back if I stop watching.
Edit: Holy hell this is the most I've ever had a liked comment. Thanks y'all!
It might come back when you stop using that GOD-DAMN BOTTLE!
You beat me to it. LOL!
I have your eczema now you weren't using it
Haha
I think I have that hand cream and it’s so expensive
The first one
Karen: sweetie my exma is healing because of that and you were not using it
Also karen: who ate my YOGURT
Dave: you weren’t using it
Karen: you dare use my spells against me potter
I surprised that this comment didn’t receive a million likes at this point
I now need a Karen’s face photoshopped onto Snape’s body
@@ZombieSazza No Snape is not a Karen. He just wants his students to be safe...potion making is DANGEROUS he has to keep a strict hand due to such a class being so delicate. You're looking for Umbridge not Snape.
@@Silver_wind_1987_ No one said Snape is a Karen
@@yorampaar2011 -.-'
Umm yeah I'm gonna need you to pay my medical costs cus the pronunciation of "mabibips" made energy drink come out my nose and there will be damages.
HELLO?
What energy drink say and i will
Same but with chocolate milk
Lmfao!!
@@dieselcat chocolate chocolate CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND CHOCOLATE MULK
Same but with blood
Judge: Why did you take her brain. Me : She wasn't useing it and I really needed
The Japanese hand cream story.....
I would have told CB that it was a tube of Hemorrhoid cream. "That stuff is for my butt, and you've been rubbing it on your hands?"
Laugh hysterically loud until it gets other co-workers attention, then tell them how CB been putting ass cream on her hands.
Ingenious XD
You absolute genius
You legend
Genius
Forget r:chiosingbeggars
That's r/prorevenge
Me: “Why did you drive my car?”
EP: “You weren’t using it.”
when i use to work in an office we were allowed to request locks for our desks.
you'd be surprised to know how many people think its ok to take your shit just cause youre not there.
Me: Why do i hear yelling from my door
Entitled parent: HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OUT OF YOUR PROPERTY
Hippity hoppity my child DESERVES your property
r/entitledparents
Hippity Hoppity, Stalin takes everyone's property
That reminds me of misery box ❤
10:21 i laughed way too hard when you said 60 mebbibips
Yeah :D Megabits per second don't exist anymore xD
Megabytes, not megabits. Big difference lol
@@ProjectXAgario It's megabits in the context. Lower case laters refer to megabits, and I'm pretty sure that the ISP gives 60mb, not 60MB (which is 480mb).
@@ProjectXAgario Oof
@@ProjectXAgario this ain't it chief
She just wanted her daughter to GRADUSTE
I died when he said that 😂😂
G R A D U S T E
I think the lady need the tutoring more than her daughter did
*sweetie, watching your channel changed my life. it healed my eczema*
CHUNGAS! I've been waiting my whole life to meet you!!
*sweetie, reading this comment changed my life. It healed my eczema*
Your profile picture matches your comment perfectly.
I love all of the replys and the comment
I remember that video
when you actually read the typos out loud I just lose it lmao
Haha same! I love it
Max Power what typos? Lmao mbps is megabytes per second
Alex Loney “graduste”
@@DarthNih1lus57 lol I think they meant that the way he says it is funny. Also he says "graduste" which was a typo for graduate.
@@DarthNih1lus57 It's actually megabits per second, not bytes. Bits and Bytes both measure amounts of data. However, they are typically used in two different contexts. Bits, kilobits (Kbps), and megabits (Mbps) are most often used to measure data transfer speeds. The other important difference is that bytes contain eight bits of data.
How you actually pronounced 'mbps' has killed me, thanks for that x_x
Yeah lol
Yea me too
Lol
Ded lol
I died on that part
I'm sorry but...
Your daughter will not be graduste-ing
OMG the hand cream story!! Ten out of ten... would LOL again. Epic!
00:56 "A face like there's a bad smell under her nose all the time". Good lord, I can't think of a better description for these kind of people.
Malfoy's mother.
yeah the bad smell is the BS oozing from their mouth
@@shadowman7307 That would make sense, because Shit smells terrible, and bad breath is typically hot. This would cause the heat to rise to their nose.
That video changed my life. It cured my eczema.
Then u should give me your channel or I’ll sue you
And you have to pay me if you give me your channel because I will make you popular
@@parkerl4811 lol
well technically he is using the channel so it wouldn't go under her law.
I commented you should feel honored and just give me your WiFi password and kids
Welp I live on you so
I died when he actually read out “GRADUSTE”
Your wifi and Netflix password have cured my eczema sweetie!
;)
My Netflix password is "st sufdtiegus7r, if, if utxjfsjfzhutfu mgcDhCzbdzydxngxgkxutx"
Do i need to see a gacha person EVERY . SINGLE . TIME Idk how but it blows mah mind
I hate getcha but thank you this is okay
RayGamerz your yt recommended has Gacha, and it said “continue watching” with a gacha video following. I’d expect u to know how popular it is, seeing as you watch it yourself.
no offence tho, just saying 😊.
@@vividvenge1793 r/ihadastroke
The "fire her, hire me" story reminded me of something similar. I used to work at a pizza place and was a delivery driver. They hired a guy named John, also a delivery driver. He was a horrible delivery driver. During training (when they showed him how to do the instore things, which the drivers were also supposed to do), he would be on his phone. He was constantly hiding behind the oven (in the middle of the kitchen) so the manager wouldn't see him and tell him to make pizzas. He would hang up on customers and refuse deliveries that he knew wouldn't tip. Most delivery places have an unwritten rule that if you forget to take something (like a drink or salad), then you have to go back and give them that forgotten item. Seems reasonable, right? This guy would refuse and throw a fit, and the managers were so tired of his whining they just gave in and had other drivers take the rest of his order (a guaranteed no tip. It also keeps the driver from being able to take other deliveries and chances for tips). There was also a rule, first in, first out. If you were first for the evening shift, at 4 pm, you're gonna get off before the person who came in at 4:30, or 5. I would be first in, he would be second, sometimes even third, and would whine and complain so much that most days he would be sent home first. He would also lie and say he'd done his 'chores' (list of things each driver is to do before leaving). He would do it when the manager was too busy to check so they would send him home and then force others to do it. He would also change shifts with people the day of, usually changing to be the closing driver, then change shifts AGAIN with someone else. Every time. There was no reason for it. The GM wanted to fire him so badly but corporate wouldn't let him because they thought the GM didn't have good enough reasons. So the GM just kept writing him up.
Eventually, John got wind that he would, in fact be fired soon and suddenly quit. He went to go a gas station pizza delivery driver (the gas station actually called us up to tell us that the guy practically untrainable). During the time he was gone we got a new delivery driver who was great at his job and fit in well. A week after, John came back in. He wanted his job back. But, the position was filled. He said, well just fire him and hire me back. Haha.
No.
Wow that was long
oh man why need reddit when i have people like you who post it here and make my day XD
*loudly clears throat*SOMEBODY HAS EATEN MY YOGURT
Yep, it was about to go bad anyways... 🤨 So what's your point?😏
It cleared my eczema
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MA SPAGHET
That part was very Umbridge
YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT! even with strawberries...
Why did you steal my life?
Well sweetie, you weren't using it.
self destruction 100%
10:20 - "mibibips"
THE HELL IS THAT?! 😂😂😂😂
r/IALREADYKNOWWHATITMEANS,DON'T CALLMEADUMMY
Mibibips, dummy
What's kraken?
But what are they
@@FloofersFX he already said, mibibips.
megabytes per second
edit: mbs
MBS
Uhmm.. can I have your channel? You don't need it anyway.
This channel healed my eczema and it might come back if I don't get the channel
@@_aballa_ no, I want to have it because its for my kids. And I don't care about your eczema, you can find an other channel.
Vsauce666 Why are you asking people for their channel.
Jack Lahm dumbass it’s a joke.
@@JapanesePiano1 r/wooosh
6̶0̶ ̶M̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶b̶̶i̶̶t̶̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶
60 mebibips 😂
Holy crap this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten
Me, an intellectual.
MegaBITS per second*
mbps is megabits. One byte is 8 bits, so 60 megabits is 7.5 megabytes per second.
I'm definitely calling them mebips from now on. Thanks, rSlash!
NanashiVII it was mbps so its microbits per second
For the hand cream lady: I would have warned her never to use it again or I'll get her back. Then I would have mixed some poison ivy with cheap hand cream.
Lock the drawer and one day, weeks later, "accidentally" leave it unlocked and if she uses it, that's her problem for stealing.
The locking part is extra and dumb lol. Why not just get it and leave it unlocked for her.
If rSlash calls mbps "mebebeeps", we shall call it "mebebeeps"!
Megabits are for peasants, I only use mebebips.
Revenge of the A.S.D.A.
Agreed
HA! I use gebebeeps
Someone said beb
My friend had the same problem with a workmate using their really expensive moisturizing lotion, so my friend filled a similar container with p.v.a glue; the next time the workmate stole some & poured a large amount into her hands, she rubbed them togeather to coat them & then rubbed it onto her cheeks & chin before she realised it wasn't a moisturizing lotion!!!!
Awesome revenge!
Edit: thanks for the likes!
Star Light yaaaassss
@Veronica Parker wasn't it though?! & when the workmate ran for the bathroom to wash the pva off her hands, chin & cheeks, the breeze blew her hair onto her face & it got stuck into the glue as well. SO funny!
Lol well done
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp *cracks knuckles* ah..time to get revenge for every single bottle of hand sanitizer used without consent 😈
Sweetie. This VIDEO changed my life. It healed my eczema
hahahaha
🤣😂👌
Sweedy gibe mi your wifi password it can heel my eczama
This video healed my cut
😂
"Give me your stuff as a consolidation gift"
Consolidation...
Isn’t that a bit of an oxymoron?
@@bellerain381 no, its the wrong word. They meant consolation.
@@bellerain381 looks like you're just a moron
It's sad because my mom is both a Choosing Beggar /and/ an Entitled Parent. I am absolutely mortified whenever she causes a scene.
My sympathy goes out to you.
Y'all have no idea how many times I've had to call establishments and apologize after the fact. If she ever found out I did that she would have my head for sure
Scream at her, poor you 😞
Share some stories please I beg of you
@@ternedo6074 there was that one time at Jimmy John's she straight up cussed out the cashier because the menu was off by 20 cents.
Another time she threatened the school over something I don't remember. Edit: Now the school gives me a dummy report card at my insistance so that she doesn't come up to the school and cause a scene.
A waitress, bless her heart, accidentally gave me unsweet tea instead of sweet. Momma called her a "dumbass communist yankee" and demanded the ticket be fully comped. The poor girl was in tears and I had to walk out. I left a $50 tip after she walked out without leaving any at all.
She also takes advantage of my eldest sister on the regular and threatens to take away her son every time she sticks up for herself.
So yeah. Life is hell and existence is torture in my family.
me: *drinks coffee*
rSlash: "mubibips"
me: *snorts coffee*
Lol
Omg the japanese cream one... jesus christ, my blood boiled just thinking abt it
I would've gone straight to HR or something with an internet listing for the cream.
I know. It made me mad looking at it because my sister does the same thing.
I would have told her "Thats my Herpes cream... You seriously didnt even use that once right?"
Is anyone else wondering what that pink Japanese hand cream is?
I feel like it’s pretty self explanatory
@@ajfuller6782 20 people are wondering
yes to this day
Tiny Giraffes make that 35
@@ajfuller6782 Really? Expensive, Pink, Japanese hand creme is the name? WOW!
1) Swiggity spaghettio's, pay off my student loans.
2) Swiggity swine, your property is mine.
3) Swiggity swoggle, "no" makes my mind boggle.
4) Swiggity swoggity, your Nintendo Switch belongs to me.
5) Swiggity swoogly, buy me more jewellery.
6) Swiggity Swadoo, don't give it to me? I'll sue you!
7) Swiggity swugger, EM = Entitled Mother.
8) Swiggity Doo, "EK deserves it more than you."
9) Swiggity sway, "EB gets good grades."
10) Swiggity swish, stop being so selfish!
11) Swiggity sort, I'm taking you to court!
12) Swiggity sand, "Did you just touch EB's hand!?"
Ok
Lmfao
Swiggity swelves, CBs need to go f*** themselves.
Swoggaty Swampity, Give me your Swamp Shrek!
Ooooohhhhh yeah! We’re gonna get swifty! Gonna get swifty in here!
All the dislikes on this video are choosing beggars who don't like how we talk about their brethren
They dislike because they can't handle the truth (also that's a lot of mad beggars)
@GreatPondGames Official so damn true dude!!
Did you just assume their gender
Everybody:
Choosing beggars: hippity hopitty, this is now my property.
Fix your speech:
Hippity Hoppity this propery is now mine.
Swiggity Swaperty I want your property.
Legit my room mate trying to take my pc when she graduated
Reality: Diggity Doggity, now you live in poverty.
I would have walked to who ever was in charge as soon as she loudly admitted to theft to multiple witnesses
New wifi password...
"It's 60 mebepes"
He's like "Huh... I know. What's the password?"
"It's 60 mebepes"🤪
mb actually stands for mebibits. Mb stands for Megabits and MB means MegaBytes. Dropping that here as well.
Zipp4Everyone ...it was a joke... 🤦🏾♀️
I only knew about MB and Mb. Thx for your godly wisdom. You are now allowed in my Christian mindcraft server which helps ur mind *that sounded autistic*
@@zipp4everyone263 r/wooosh
@@zipp4everyone263 mebibit is Mib, not mb.
“You weren’t eating it” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 that really made me smile
13:01 “GRADUSTE” the way you said it made me crack up laughing.
I Main Mute an hour later, I'm still crying 🤣🤣🤣
rook mine
fooz mine uwu
Mute mine
G R A D U S T E
“Our apartment”
*Soviet union anthem starts playing*
I serve the soviet union
"My apartmen"
"OUR apartmen"
Why am I thinking of tintin books
Sior sensa rita
Communism 100
Your Netflix account cured my eczema now give me your password.
WiFi password, too
Your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back and the expiration date. Gonna need those too.
Aight b JohnHolland@gmail.com password: JohnNetflix123
@@hb4391 wait did you acctually send ur netflix acc?
@@hb4391 da hecc dude
Cb: can I have your soul?
Me: No?
Cb: Your not using it!
Me: well I guess your right.
Cat are the best! 2 yeah same
Sorry, I need my soul. Also, not really sorry!
I saw this joke down graded from hilarious to dark humor faster than rslash regaining the money lost to demonizing
You're *
@@graplynnjacklynn ?
13:00 "so my daughter can GRADUSTE" 😂😂
Onehappiness Happy LOL
Maybe she needs the tutoring so she can get smard
no its so my daughter can gRaDuMaY (idk I thnk its funny not a reail word but funny XD)
HAHAHAHAHA
Maybe it’s the mom who REALLY needs help.
"That would be like going to a soup kitchen and yelling at them because they serve soup instead of lobster" Why do you give people these ideas?
sweetie, I NEED to own your youtube channel, it's changed my life, it cured my eczema!
To be perfectly honest that lady's bs line REALLY struck a cord. I actually HAVE eczema and as far as I know from 22 years of dealing with it, it is hard for me to believe it to have been cured via some foreign hand cream. I've tried multiple meds. and creams and it has still persisted, plus ANYONE who has eczema knows that you can't just use ANYTHING to treat it as the skin can easily become flared up and rash ridden. Though I only know that American creams that lack in coco butter or Shea butter don't really help much. If someone finds out what cream that was and sends it to me I will gladly test it out to prove cb right or wrong.
@@KnittingGirl28 Shut the hecc up, it was clearly a joke. and a reference to the video
@windows 7 ultimate they know they said woman in the story not the commenter. Please read before spouting negativity. Thank you and sorry if this seems rude. Just trying to keep the positivity.
@@MrFluffymuffin thanks for
Understanding who I was talking about. I'm not showing any hate to someone who is using cb's joke in a way that shows how ridiculous it is. I'm just calling cb's bs.
@@KnittingGirl28 no problem just up holding the peace and people just need to read it more than once before commenting like that.
Hey i stole your money because you were not using it
Hey i took your job because you obviously were not using it
Hey I stole your girl because you were not using it
Hey I took the money back because I was using it.
Swiggity Swaggity I DESERVE your property
hey I took your dog cause you weren't using it
CB : I deserve your cream . You weren't using it anyways .
Me : Well then I deserve your brain
You weren't using it anyways .
Sody plays nice
SMOOOOOTH
Burn warning
As in, the whole sky is on fire
you don't want that brain then you'll be stupid
10:21 11:02 Mabeebeeps ? MABEEBEEPS???
ARR YOU FREAKING KINDING ME ??
**likes the video**
Noa Animations REALLLY?!??!?? I’m Liking._. lol
im trying to keep my composure, but im failing miserably
@@wolfthepredator8657 yep.. that's what u gotta do
ARE YOU KINDING ME?!
That was my literal thought process.
petition to change ‘megabits per second’ to ‘mibibips’
EDIT: got (graciously) schooled on the difference Mb/s versus MB/s!
Bytes to bepis
megabits per second actually
its not megabytes. 60 mb/s would be really fucking fast. 60mbps is about 6 mb/s i think
@@youngmorgan6799 lmao what 60mbps is slow as hell
@@Ohwellrt can you read? also i have to live with 1.3 mb/s so...
The way He said mbps "Mebebeps" that got me burst laughing🤣😂🤣😂
10:22 why is this soo good lmao
Giogiogiogiogiogio I just keep repeating the mibbibips
"Its 60 mabibeps" laughed my friggen butt off, you earned a subscriber just for that pronunciation hahaha
Haven't even watched the entire video yet, but DAMN!! I freaking love the handcream/yogurt comeback. Absolutely legendary! 😂 😂 😂
RSlash: Why did you steal my megabytes?
CB: Well you werent using it so i took it..
RSlash: Fine! Ill just say mebibips then!
GachaRose124 :D your megabytes changed my life, they cured my eczema
nice
if she doesn't like dogs there's *obviously* something wrong with her
“Mebigups” - Rslash, March,5th 2019
OMG, I DIED OF LAUGHTER AFTER HEARING THAT! 🤣
Have to replayed that part to confirmed that I'm not hallucinating.
mah bib ipps, lol... this was funnier than anything else in the video
Im 12. Someone explain
@@jz4163 Mbps = Megabytes per secons
Logic? Backwards.
Apartment? Ours.
Mbps? 60.
House? Haunted.
Choosing? Beggars.
Hotel? Trivago.
This comment is underrated.
This comment? UNDERRATTED
Is it a apartment, a house or a hotel
This meme? Dead
i will forever call mbps "mabipips"
Dilox
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As soon as he said this I had to pause the video and look for comments! Even though my IT mind cringes, I think this is my new favorite way to refer to this!!!
CB: "ExCuUuUuUsSsSsSsEeEeEeEeE........ Me, can I-"
Me: *close door shut*
Me:On vacation
CB:You weren’t using your house and it healed my eczema
13:00 the tone of voice when he said "GRADUSTE" k i l l e d me 🤣
Thank you for this comment, now I can replay this everytime I want. You are my hero
Dave isn't a hero he is a legend
"Why would we fire her to hire you back, when she does a better job than you ever did?"
"a face like there's a bad smell under her nose all the time"
Meet Narcissa Malfoy IRL.
OMG YES
No thanks, I’d rather not meet her. 😂
Marcell Izidor Cellavy more like hillary clinton, ocassio-cortez, liz warren or a host of leftist politicians.
@@ROTAXD I found the guy who likes to turn everything political!
That rare moment when a c.b realizes the irony of their own actions and admits fault.
I like how he describes the hero at the beginning as a bear
Mbps = Mega-bits per second.
R/: *"Mibips"*
I was so pissed off when I realised the woman was going through her things. Ugh
Think of a comment related to the video as soon as possible, such as: [I just deserve your channel, because of ... and ...], Send and hope that rSlash likes it.
edit: oh and 10:26 mbps haha
gg
Your time stamp is really late
10:21
Mabipips
I would have taken the bottle of cream and filled it with something like mayonnaise or a cream that causes itches!
Or some jizz..
But she'll probably like it tho
I was thinking some weak acid
@@blanknames2920 or strong acid ;)
@@blanknames2920 strong acid
op would be perfectly fine because cb was using someone elses stuff so cb gets to be humiliated
"That would be like being angry at people in a soup kitchen for selling soup instead of lobster." Lobster bisque lol
LOL Great Analogy
Swigity swagity that lady’s got some audacity
swiggity swikes, this comment needs more likes..
@@anirudhrox8839 lol ty
Yo who's the girl you have doing all the female voices? She sounds kinda hot 😳
Don’t r/whoosh me but it’s him. He does the female voices XD
@@CommanderBly5052 ...They were joking...
@@CommanderBly5052 People r/woooosh things like this because you dont get the joke my guy. Friendly advice.
@@CommanderBly5052 r/whooooooooooosh
@@CommanderBly5052 r/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh