r/Choosingbeggars Spoiled Brat DEMANDS $1000 from Stranger! Funny Reddit Posts
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Almost every CB:
"Your work is amazing."
Few seconds later: "Your work is trash."
So truuuuueee
so right
Fr
Yep
And almost every CB say that they are single-mothers
Giving away $685,600,000 to the subscriber who deserves it the most!
(Disclaimer: this is clearly a joke please don't sue me)
hi
EDIT:OK 19 lieks wtf...
i deserve it since im the 1st to like this comment
Omg, you're suppose to be the helper. Pay me and I won't sue.
rSlash hello kind sir
Well added disclaimer haha. It's illegal to do this and not pay up. Saved xD
I was expecting his ex to claim the bmw for herself & make her son drive her civic instead
Me too
Who knows, maybe that's what ultimately happened in the end.
yeh lmao
Y s ame
Tina Jerkic Fahey yeah me too
The dad rewarded his son for good work at school, maybe a little overkill on a gift but still he should be able to give something to his son without his ex breathing down his neck.
And for all we know the son could be a responsible driver
Yeah
Nothing wrong with having an Audi at 17
As for the ex - she needs to make better decisions same with her husband
Op is just doing something nice for his son regardless of the car if it had a price tag over 5k the ex would have been furious
@@LouisE-mp8lx I don't think you need to be a multi millionaire to own a BMW 340i, they cost about 22,000 so as long as you have at least 6 figures you should be fine.
That £22,000 is on auto trader btw
“Splurge a little” definitions:
Dad in story - “I splurged a little and bought my son a $50k car!”
Me: “I splurged a little and got a large drink at Arby’s.”
Edit: uhhh... How tf my dumbass comment have 2k likes? 🤡
Same
That’s on you. 😂
You may be funny now with this comment but if you have a positive attitude and work hard, you can do anything and make lots of money.
America Thegreat Whoa, guy... pump the brakes. It’s really not that serious; I promise you.
Damn u eating at Arby’s? That’s a splurge it’s self💀
There's a reason they call you Our-slash and not My-slash. Now, equally distribute the money between everyone.
*Communism 685 600 600*
Lenin has entered the chat
Where is Stalin?
Social Germany has entered the chat,
HOI4: USSR has fallen due to break of social works
Directed by Karl Marx
Produced by Vladimir Lenin
Game Hopper Joe COMMUNISIM TIMEEEEEEE
"You're work is trash"
"Your a dck"
Me: blood boils (from the improper use of you're and your)
R/verysmart
I is the most Creative Person stfu a lot of people thought this
HHahahahaa!
Ur right.
I believe your wrong
( See’s person with gun and knife out window)
I believe you’re wrong
“I work for money, not likes!”
Awesome line!
and a reasonable one at that
"iM a SiNgLe MOthEr" boo there's a real reason why you single😂😂
ouch
I laugh too hard at this 🤣
Nice
@Nicholas Benard ::;
*dead body reported*
Okay, as a child of divorce, I don’t think the dad was being a douche. He wanted to get his kid something nice, and he said that relations with his wife were civil.
@@tanyavolmer4784 you would have been right if he gave the car as a suprise but he invited both families over. He not only made it a birthday present but the kid was doing great in school, yet the mother made it clearly about herself and not about their son doing good in school. So we can assume she acted like this that she does this often to the father, who in fact has no obligation to that family.
@@NickJaime Indeed plus not only was the kid getting it for doing well in school and for a birthday kid but you can count it as an award for getting his drivers liscene the previous month a trifecta of things that count as worthy for this car.
Monroe Robbins I agree like if the dad is a successful businessman he should be able to get his son really whatever he think is best for his if that thing is a 50000 dollar car so be it
Exactly!
I’m a child with split parents (they never
married) and I think it’s not a douche move, he just wanted to give his son something he WANTED to give him, and literally being jealous because a family member has something pricier than what you have, for all we know, the mother could’ve been the literal opposite of the child, not nice, not doing well in school, etc.
Plus it’s his birthday, this is the equivalent of your boss giving your best friend a damn good raise, and then saying “Hol up, he’s my best friend, so I should deserve at least the same as him!”
Even though you damn good know he was responsible and real successful in his area of work
Dude, if the dad wants to buy it let him. It’s his money to do so, the kid will love both if he’s treated right regardless
Absolutely
He can do whatever the fuck he wants for sure, but still a mom have just as much right to force the kids to not accept the gift, people forget that the legal guardian of the kids can flat out make the kids not accept the car, or even sell it and get the money to help raise the kid, it's completely legal, duchy for sure, but legal.
@@pedrothevenard not the kid's mom was bitching about it, but OP's new wife
Exactly. If the roles were reversed, people would be talking about how it just shows how successful the mom is and how strong she is for earning that money.
But if it's the dad, hes a dick.
@@pedrothevenard not if the car isnt in her or his name.
If it's in the dads name and it probably is, nothing she can do
It's completely the dad's choice. He has the right to buy his son a car if he wants to, she's just being a b :/
True
Ok 👍
That’s so true she could ask the son if she could drive it but she in not entitled to the 50k. She does not need the money she wants it.
Agreed
It's up to the dad and the car will make the son very happy indeed, but still I can understand that giving the son an expensive car is not a good idea. He's only 17 years old, it can backfire and make the son into someone entitled and spoiled kid who only want expensive stuff... I guess people have different meaning when they say they decided to splurge "a little bit"
How dare you ask me why I need that much money?!?!
You owe me the money for that alone, you effing grunt.
Hello?? HELLO???
I don't want the money. I just want a like on this comment. Doing great dude. Keep it up lol.
6 year olds: yOu LIaR yOU WaNt tHe mOnEy
Me: ok..
Bro you just stole my idea even if I want the money I'll never get it (plus it's a joke)
Ok
Dan Regna 360th like lol
True tho
Re: the BMW for the kid, I side with OP. He mentioned with pride how his son’s grades had been. This is clearly indicative of someone with maturity and goals. You reward success like that.
Yeah and he gets cool points with all the other class mates with rich parents rather than having to show up in a 1980s Honda
@@centipedicmonster5084 cool points are overrated. i say roll up with a 1980s honda, see who makes fun of him for it so he knows who not to associate with.
I agree with op, the kid has done so many things successfully, so his dad can buy him any car so he got him a BMW and nothing's wrong with that, because the kid is successful he will obviously take car of the car
I agree with op and also, he can do what he wants lmao
Also I mean he is 17 so he almost is an adult
I was in the exact same situation as the 17 year old in the beginning. My dads extra money being sent was a blessing and I was nice enough to share all my gifts from him with my mom because I thought my mom deserved them for being such an amazing mom (we went through A LOT of shit, most because of my dad). So my dad buying me an expensive accessory or necessity isnt a one up it's a gift. And my mom and I know that if she had enough to buy me something expensive she would do the same. But she doesnt and that's okay. I dont love either of my parents depending on how which car they could buy me.
Yesterday I gave a street beggar 1 dollar because he held a sign saying "Going through tough times"
He said "Thank you, god bless you"
I never felt so good and happy.
The new Justin Y
That is nice of you. Just be careful which street beggar you give money to. Some street beggars may use that money for drugs or is just pretending to be a street beggar for money. Just be careful before you give money. I'm just saying. Some street beggars are good, like the one you said, and some are horrible.
You did good
@@Speedrunner0218 I always say "You can't say everything you hear is true, but you can't say everything is false"
You always have to choose based on what you believe.
I dont care what they use the money for. what I hate is when you give them say your last dollar and they still ask for more. 1 guy asked to prove I had no more in my wallet. I'm in a wheelchair, I just said no and sped off (well kinda) my chair only goes 4 mph lol one lady asked me for 10 $ all i had on me was my food stamps. she said she was hungry, I said, I got food stamps, I can buy you food. she yelled no no no I need cash has to be $10
So a dad cant even spoil his son without people saying its a douche move
Yeah i was like WHAT ? at the moment he said that probably when his son is doing well in school i guess he can get a awesome present for birthday
and that is called a douche move
“My son is doing g-“
“Shut up douche!”
I wouldn't say he spoiled his son so much as gave him a lesson on each and every way a car can go wrong. BMW = Broken Motors 'n' Wagons
@@mioszd3168 He said Great. So he's probably has All A's. I agree with the dad as well.
Ermm how does a 17 years old pay to upkeep the car then? He needs dad to pay for it again? You don't spoil a 17 years old like this. It's too much tbh. if you have a child u would have understand it.
"You need to be nicer to customers" while the seller is literally as professional and nice as can be.
Also costumers should be nice too
And she was asking for free stuff when it was normally 20 bucks 🤦♀️
While the CB is swearing
Me: "When you start acting like a customer and not a beggar, I will".
@@dragringer1480ppppppp😊😊
"I deserve that money because when I view YOUR videos you get money, so I deserve MY money >:("
I hate myself for doing this lol, love your shit man
"because im so entitled, and i deserve that money more than you" in your entitled person voice ROTFLMAO
lol
Well you gotta thank the man for doing this (•‿•)
Rotflmao=Rolling on the floor laughing my a*s of
Forgot to add him saying it in his entitled voice, that's classic!
The dad made a perfectly okay decision. It's not his fault that there are implications present, lol. Not to mention, his EX has no influence on the dude. If he wants to get his son an expensive car, he has every right to do so
Sure then how does a 17 years old pay for insurance for an expensive car? The upkeeping? Ask money from dad again? Be realistic here.
What that dad did is perfectly legal move. But common sense when it comes to such expensive and specific gifts says it would be better to tell beforehand his mother to get her opinion at least. I mean from what I understood, he did tell her that he is buying their son a car. It is kinda weird that he did not thought it important to mention that it is car for 50k just as is silly on his mother side to not ask about it either.
There may always be a lot of things dad can have no clue about that his mother would have (for example knowledge that expensive cars in their area are getting often stolen or damaged etc.)
He has every right to do so if he doesn't give a shit about the long term repercussions for his son. It will mess up the kid's relationships with is peers. He'll have to be careful where he parks the goddam expensive thing. He'll never be able to independently pay for insurance and repairs. That dad is thinking only of himself, not of what's best for the kid.
@@sleepyearth Somewhat likely that his dad pays the insurance.
@@legendaryslayer8856 Darling. Not everything is Karen. It is called adulting. Try it for a start.
that "when I talk to a customer i'll be nice" line is so great, why doesn't everyone use that?
Yes, I thought it was great too. As I listen to these CB stories, I have thought frequently: you are not a customer if you want it free..
It will get to the point where people will require full payment upfront for any service or product, and I don't blame them. The most heartbreaking one I saw was that girl that babysat some kids, with an agreed upon payment of 16 per hour and the evil mom didn't pay her anything, apparently, being at an amusement park watching kids was supposed to be payment enough.
Remember to add the babysitter was "lucky" she got to hang with the kids and have ice cream, if I'm not mistaken
If my kid wasn't a brat,I had the money and an ex
Totally would do the same thing
I think he means the TH-cam kid
The dad wanted to do something nice for his son.
@Central Intelligence Agency how much are those cars? How many horses under the hood?
@@mr.tuxido5684 He can do something nice. He didn't need to go over the top to do it
The kid splits his time between both parents houses. The dad doesn't need to power play to show he's more successful. It's probably already obvious.
That mother is BURND (sorry lerning english )
His intention wasn't to show he's more successful, though. Dude just wanted to do a nice thing for his kid
@@MasterOfKnowledge. ya that's what they meant
@@MasterOfKnowledge. Yeah but still the gift was a bit over the top. He could get him a nice simple new car. It is already a good gift. I mean you don't need to give your son a BMW or a Ferari to do something good for them. He could get him a really beautiful car to start with and do his job. It is already too much that he alone is buying the car while she cannot. He didn't really need to buy a 50K car as well.
I get what you mean and it is indeed really nice that he thinks his son should get such a nice car but still
@@katerinaaqu Yeah, that's totally understandable and fair. It does seem very show-offy in a way, even if the dad had good intentions. I can see and agree on both sides of the point, I just sometimes like to think people wouldn't be so petty to intentionally do something like that. But that's just wishful thinking on my part, and really hope it's not the case here
I just love hearing "TOUGH COOKIES!!!" In his Karen voice it just sounds so funny.
Indeed it does
Next you know she said that because she gave her BABY cookies
To that karen
i k n o w w h e r e y o u l i v e
That last lady was crazier than every inmate of Arkham.
That lady is so crazy than even the Joker was like, "sh** bro, calm down."
@@laurakiner3942 even fucking batman wouldn't want her near Arkham
@@Silver_wind_1987_ that is when you realize how badly you fucked up that even Batman doesn't want to touch you with a 10 foot pole.
@@laurakiner3942 EXACTLY
@@Silver_wind_1987_ lol🤣
Why do I deserve the money?
Because I follow you bro
*And my mom has cancer
Me too bro
bRo
Piggy bank
Dad did nothing wrong, he had the means to buy him what he did. Not his responsibility to make his EX look good
I don't disagree with you completely but I feel parenting is not as cut and dry as it is. Even if you are not together, you need to make unified decisions for your kid as everything matters. Imagine you being in a group of friends, and one of your friends is not doing good financially, so you would consider that person before making plans that he can't afford to be part of.
Daddy is being the bitch here. And IMHO, anyone who puts a 17-yo in charge of a dangerous $50K machine has more money than fucking sense.
Jackie Nettleton you’re 100% right. The dad from what’s read didn’t do it out of spite he wanted to give his kid something nice. People these days take shit to the heart and are extremely selfish
It feels like one of those stories where hearing the other side might make things a lot clearer. We will never know what types of people the ex-wife and husband are. The guy might have been an asshole and made it seem like he is the victim in this situation and the ex might not have been jealous at all. The mother MAY have been right that instead of a dangerous car, it would be much better to support his son financially... I guess they could just sell the thing lol
I just want to point out to all of you that an expensive car (because it is newer and thus better technology) is way safer than an old beater. Crash in an expensive car and you walk away even in ludacris crashes, crash a beater and you might die.
Choosing beggars: You'll get so much Exposure!
Artists trying to make a living: PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT
Nudists:👌
Photographers: Oh NO!
“Oh no police I’m so scared” seconds later “this is the police you’re going to jail cuz cb stole from you”
4:38 so the dad is more successful than the wife? Why is him being successful a sin? lol
Shit, he can be petty if he wants, I don’t think he is tho. gotta be pretty broke and ridiculous to be envious of your 17 year old son 😂
M Balazs because vagina
Exactly I’d be happy for my kid
Because ask a feminist, and they will tell you that's sexist. Lol
Ask any feminist. A man who has 6 figures or more in his bank account is immediately a sexist misogynistic asshole that they for some reason deserve all his money and he be arrested for rape for some reason. That's the brain of a 3rd wave feminist. It's so pathetic it's funny lol.
Lmao that dad can buy whatever he wants for his kid. Also, he clearly thinks his kid is mature enough for that type of car and will take care of it
Hey!
They End-Story had no End!
Is that all?
The police just says 'Maybe we look for some missing Boxes later...'??
"Omg your work is amazing may I have it for free?"
"No"
"YOUR WORK SUCKS HOW COULD ANYONE WANT THIS"
Flamingo fan?
Haha first one was so bipolar
0 to 100 real fast
all entitled people in a nutshell
I just love the "Karen" voice I stg nobody after you will ever capture the exact feeling you give it
You said you would give each subscriber $800. That's a verbal contract so pay up or you'll hear from my lawyers.
Layers!?!?!
WHY ARE THERE ONIONS IN THIS!!
AND OGRES!
*lawyers* and since I corrected you, I should totally get half of your payment ;)
@@ktsuk1z918 yeah mate I got my *LAYERS* in here so give me money because you emotionally damaged me
@@ktsuk1z918 You forget to capitalize the L and didn't put in proper punctuation. I know how much people love it when their spelling or grammar is corrected, so I know you will completely agree that I deserve all of your half. Oh, and if you don't, I will call the police on you.
you NEED to pay me 6 million, I watch ALL your videos and watch the full thing so I DESERVE the 6 millon
HELLO
HELLO
HELLOOOOOOO
*snaps fingers in front of face* hELLoOOOooo???
Give free money... give free money... give free money!
My girlfriend doesn't understand why I love videos like this. It honestly just makes me laugh with everything you post. I've honestly never ran into anyone horrible yet but if I do I'll share my experience. This is just a nice way of passing the time while I work or do other things.
I love how the kid that wanted the 800 corrected the "you" in the very last message after butchering everything else.
Glad I am not the only one to think that was strange,
bro fr
yoy
MY MOM HAS CANCER GIVE ME MONEY FOR A NEW GRAPHICS CARD.
Lol haha
Edit:thank you so much for the likes guys
DOUBLE J'S GIVE ME MONEY FOR NEW GRAPHICS CARD INSTEAD OF ME PUTTING IT TOWARDS MY MOTHER HOSPITAL BILLS
JJ COVE don’t make fucking cancer jokes
Emerge Killer
the choosing beggar was probably lying maybe
idek
WHAT ABOUT USING THAT TO START A FUNDRAISER FOR NEEDS HMMMM?!
wot
What the EP could use the money for
1. English classes
2. Spelling apps
Lol
i agree, "U wEre sMaRT SoON" the parent says in smartest, clear, and best state of mind
or euthanasia
@@fibecheee I mean you ain't wrong but
sksksksksksksk
How about a vaccine, BC apparently vaccines cause autism, and she cant get any dumber.
Honestly, the way I see it the dad absolutely had every right to send money he wanted to on his son's car. Because he and the mom discussed it first. Sure, she didn't realize how much he was going to be but it sounds like that was more her choice to let him take care of everything than him being secretive. You hear about parents showing up one day with a car that was really expensive without even discussing it with the other parents and I think that's bad. But she knew he was getting a car.
her problem was the amount spent. She was jealous. But dad was flexing. I can do this for our kids and you can't.
“I don’t think a new graphics card will help her”. FLEX TAPE CAN’T FIX THAT
Flex paste can’t fix that either
That's alot of damage
YOUR VERY RICH. GIMME SOME OF YOUR FLEX TAPE AND 50000 DOLLARS. I DESERVE IT
@@Dabloomfume BUT FLEX SEAL CAN (HAHA)
@MEE5 dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rslash: Why should you get the 685 million?
Me: *rotates table 360 degrees*
Rslash:
Me: why shouldn't I?
Nice joke but it would be 180 to make the money on your side, rotating the table 360 would make it just go back to rSlash.
Dont yell at me just pointing out a fact
@@deathstroke6969 waaah that's exactly why you move it 360
@@deathstroke6969 *yelling*
@@deathstroke6969 that made me laugh harder than the actual joke
@@moel-mufatish8438
Make someone laugh today ✔
Piss someone off today X
Get a Pitbull puppy X
Get a girlfriend X
Graduate school with a 3.7 GPA...To Be Determined
I’m a choosing beggar so I deserve the money more than anyone else.
God it hurt saying that lol
Crustykitten
GIVE ME THAT MO-
*coughs blood*
ow...
GIVE ME EVERYTHING IN THE WORL-
*Wheezes*
Yea ok nope
HOW did you manage to say that without basically vomiting blood?! I salute you for your durability.
GIVE ME A-*gets cancer* not worth the cancer bois...
So. Anyone who speaks that way has cancer?
I seriously need a sequel just about what happened with sally “getting shot at was not the worst thing that happened with sally” em
idk if there ever was one, but apparently sally was just being harassed by this EM, saying so much shit about her, and sally tried sending a c&d, but EM REFUSED to let the sheriff hand her the papers, so she never got the memo.
sally was apparently suing her last I heard.
For the dad who spends 50k on a car, if i was the kid ill be instantly packing my things moving in with my dad.
Good bye poor life xD
I'd instantly ask him to return the car and just give me the money so I can move out and live by myself outside of either of their homes (and relationships go easier when you don't live with either of your parents, dosen't matter if you got a nice car or not you're just mooching)
I'd actually buy the 330i instead of the 340i. The inline-6 machines by BMW are among the best ICEs on the planet. The V8 though... not so much....
lol if only it worked that way he would have to wait til he's 18 to legally move out of his mom's if she has custody and then his dad has to be ok with him moving in but from the sound of the story it wouldnt be a problem and also in my opinion the dad didnt really do a dick move he just did a dumb move because if his son doesnt have enough experience driving hes highly likely to get into a crash
I wouldn't handle it, too much cash on my hands would give me overchoicing and i would most definitely have an anxiety attack choosing a gift for someone at some point.
I'd ask him to sell it, I'd buy a small yet still working vehicle and I'd use the other 40/45k to buy myself one textbook for college.
The other 45 would go to actually getting into college in the first place lmao
@@zorok1861 buying the kid a car the people he lived with could never afford is dumb in many ways, thinking that it won't have a psychological impact is dumb for sure...
Before Yugo: *kept getting demonotized*
After Yugo: *gets monotized*
Coincidence? I think not!
*X files music intensifies*
I think it’s okay that he got that car, as long as he’s responsible. And considering how selfish that mom seems, she deserves to have the dad stick it to her. Like, how can you want that money and not just be happy for your child?
I'm the fast one but I use a lot of gas
Fair point on the last bit. I would probably give my kid a studier and safer vehicle, something that would keep them safe if they got into an accident, but if they have the funds and give them to the kid in some form, he can't be all that bad.
The Dad - trying to give his car a nice car for his birthday because he can afford it and thinks his son deserves it
Rslash - obviously he's trying to stick it to his ex that she's poor and can't afford it
To the "douchie move" Dad, NO!! The Dad getting the son a car was his decision and the ex-wife should've gotten a better car for herself.
TGCuber Ex wife shouldn’t have bitched about it. However it’s generally common sense for your first car to be used and cheap, because it’s going to be the first car he drives he’s prone to get in an accident and since he is young the insurance will be high as hell, even higher now that it’s a 380i. But this dude must be a damn millionaire to be doing this because no sane financially responsible father does that😂
TGCuber yes she just jealous so entitled to her self
i think the ex wife is 50% gold diiger or 50% just wants the car
i think the wife was 50% gold digger or 50% just want the car
Just wait until the kid rolls it or bumps someone in a supermarket car park - insurance companies salivate over young drivers for a reason, because they know they can bleed their bank accounts dry just from them holding a policy, let alone having to pay the premium!
Dad did nothing wrong. Not his fault he did good in life and wanted to show love for the son
It’s his money his call would I do it Hell no would get him a giant turd no do I think he is wrong no
He is more succesful in life than his ex and he wants to share with his son.
I would say perfectly normal father behavior.
I agree
The golden warrior right
The wrong thing to do was to flip out. A calmer more measured response would have rectified the issue
8:15 "I have access, to the ENTIRE CURSE WORD LIBRARY!
Man-cat lol
Inside out reference 😂😂😂
Lol
That dude legit said the nword, i dont think he was black(was that racist?)
So true also I was 100th to like
While the first lady was trying to be "hip" my reaction is as follows.
Me: *Paine's TFS Vegeta groan* No!
The first CB managed to use the wrong "your/you're' on multiple occasions in a single conversation. OP obviously needs to give the book to CB. He/she needs to read more.
I wish they didnt blur out the link
Hey can you tell me the full form of OP btw
@kek xd You're**
Woooosh
@@teacakes968 Lmao
Why I deserve it?
"because my mom said so"
Love you rslash
Wat
my mom said if you do not give me all of it she will kill me :(
I was going to say the same soo i will sue for taking my idea because my mom said I can and she knows all the lawyers and judges and will get you sued for A LOT of money
@@plumdestiny6968 I will sue you for sueing me cuz my mom is beating me and she is screaming at me to say this so um give me the 675 till or I will get thrown off a bridge plz help
Danial My mom said I deserve it!
kicker... son crashed the new bmw into a lightpole at 90mph
Ha lol
Lol
After he goes through the lightpole a house
13:23 it's always the police with karens. Doesn't matter if the karen was commiting a crime, boom. Police called.
Karen: hello police I’ve stolen something from someone and now they want their money back I’m scared please protect me
Police: we can protect once you’ve payed the money and get in the cell
XD
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I still don’t understand why people decide to have a child when they are so “tight on money”
There are some things the world just can’t answer
@@M3LSK1 In poland is called something 500+ you get 500+ for 2 children. you have 5 kids you get 5x500
@@swietyboze1792 nobody karens all moving to poland to get free money
Well, there are just some people who never matured. I am not a US citizen, but it scares me to know that these kind of delusional wackos are introduced to their society.
@GLaDOS
BIRD.
Giving a 17 Year old a 300Hp+ Car is also not really the smartest Idea but idk...
I feel the same way. At that age and with a new license, that car is just asking to get banged up. And if he gets a BMW as a 17th birthday gift, where does he go from there? My first was a complete clunker and almost as old as I was. Two cars later and I am still thankful for that car because it motivated me to do better.
I feel that, I drive a nice but old and cheap car '03 benz eclass but I have people that went to my school in brand new M cars, AMG's, audi r8, nissan GTR etc yet I was still very happy with my ride. Its gotten some dings over the last 3 years but runs like a champ
It’s a great way to become a grandparent
as a 17 year old i only have one thing to say...
you know what, i wouldn't trust me ether
Lol
Man can roast people with sarcasm effectively. What. A. Human.
Man's ascended at this point 🤣
Hey rSlash
Remember me?
I was the clerk at the supermarket the other day
I recognized your voice but I was too shy to say anything
I should get the 685 million because I have met you and you lied about me not meeting you so I will sue if you don’t comply
MEGA OOF
You met him?! Now I’m wondering what he looks like lol 😂
Wat dat mans look like
@@shawnsaunders6983 hee look lek a man
XD
TH-cam finally monetized rslash I’m so happy for you man Keep up the good work
@negima50001 senses?
Does this mean he can give me $1000?
Yay, Good for him!
YAY!!!
The ep who was in his story got fired off of TH-cam
you owe me nothing
i am entitled to nothing
~sad trombone~
~plays trombone~
~plays when mom isnt home and gets shotted by a 8 year old toxic fortnite player~
Comedic sad trombone or depressing sad trombone?
My ex used to talk about how influencing was a job and people should be more willing to "collaborate" with them. Then he became a photographer and changed his mind.
The dad didn’t do a douche move getting his son an expensive car. He just loves his son and wants to reward him for doing good in school
prorsuskyle tbh any car will do... I’m in a private school and every, EVERY student has a rich family so they get really expensive cars. I’m not even gonna get a car because the only car I could have gotten is gonna be gifted to my brother who btw has D on almost every class and I have A... I’m also 14 soooo yeah
@@ryantbyers4640 Wtf? You are 14 why do you want a car?
That's what I thought too
Same
Pro: It's a new car, so it's going to be the most reliable a car can be for about 3 years.
Con: BMWs are very expensive to insure and to maintain. They're famous for their high servicing and repair costs.
I'd buy my son a nice car if i could afford it, Or had a son, Or cared about human beings at all.
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As for the kid getting the 340i? That's awesome! As for the ex-wife/mom? Passionately Hug her!
Now where's my exposure?
I deserve the money because I breath air! Lol 😂
The dad was not douche at all, he just wanted to get his son a really nice car for birthday
I don't trust the reliability of BMWs, would have made sense to.get a car that is inexpensive to maintain
Fr just because the mom can't afford it doesn't give her the right to bitch
xRedRAinDBx bmws aren’t on the whole unreliable, parts just cost a little more. Maintain them and they’ll go just as far as any other car.
Besides, rSlash assumes it's a new 340i worth 50k. No-where in the story does it mention whether it's a new or used car. Although to be fair, the 340i was first introduced in 2015, so even a used one will still set you back about 15k (depending on milage).
But I agree that there is never a need to justify being nice because you can. Be glad for the kid, I wish I had a damn nice car like that for my first car.
In hindsight though, i hope the dad will also help with the maintenance and insurance, because those will both be a bloody premium.
Ehh Well the 340i uses an I6, so the engine is pretty good, however it's hard to argue that BMW has some Reliability problems, now don't freak out, that doesn't mean they are bad, and will be constantly broken, no on the contrary, they still are German cars, they just are just a bit more expensive to maintain, due to high service costs, and some minor issues that are more common than on cars from other good manufacturers, like Volvo, Ford, Audi or Volkswagen.
It still seems like a very bag first car, especially if he bought it new, I'm fine with getting your kid a nice, somewhat new car, but a Brand New, 326hp/450NM, rear wheel drive, Sport coupe, Wich is Expensive to maintain, and will get you into Trouble really quickly, if you want to, just isn't a good idea, at least in my opinion.
Also: Stupid Americans, you should learn to drive on a Car with a Manual transmission.
Ahh yes. The old "I'm having a baby" line. Worked with a guy way back who knocked up his new wife and he only started coming to work about 2 days a week because he was "having a baby". Even though they only just found out she was pregnant. Then he'd fly into rages when his pay was short. Feel bad for that kid. Or anyone thats going to have dealings with that kid later on.
Exes have nothing to do with gifts for kiddos. If my kiddo did great in school and life in general, I'll give it. No matter what exes sais. Period
Hey Nick, you also paying for the insurance, maintenance and gas, right?
@@janepaulhutson7426 that's circumstancial. If kiddo is old enough to drive, then kiddo can pay for gas. And if he doesn't know how to take care and maintain the car I've failed as a parent. Insurance; I'd pay half at first and let him get used to the costs gradually.
@@Nick-oo3jv thank you for my laugh today. You might want to crunch some numbers before you talk. New expensive car, male teen driver. Bmw will take care of basic maintenance on new one so that's cool, but still would not give kid that car at that age. Good grades high school = civic.
@@janepaulhutson7426 where I'm from it's cold in winter. At age 12 we had some scrap cars and were driving on the ice (4ft+ thick). So when people get their license, they have years of experience already. Not to mention that Sweden also have the safest traffic in the world. Naturally one does not give a decent car to a poor driver. But if they know how to drive properly... No issue. Also don't need to think more than once about numbers. Some of us make more than enough anyways.
@@Nick-oo3jv Yeah. An expensive car is cool at first, but if your kid can't afford to maintain it/insurance, then you're better off getting them a cheaper car that they can afford. The kid would feel really guilty having to sell it off because they can't afford to maintain the car/insurance. Getting used to the costs won't change whether your kid can afford it or not. It's like buying a mansion for a homeless guy; there's no way they can afford it in the long term.
I need the money because I'm a 66 year old guy that's a single mother. My kid is dieing of cancer, has a birthday coming up, and you're going to ruin her Christmas. She's crying now because you made her cry.
Person: "You're work is trash"
Me: "Your spelling is trash"
Edit: oh wow 11 likes, the most I've had, thanks people :D
Edit 2: 59? damn, that's a lot of likes.
Edit 3:102 likes? I cannot thank you all enough.
Edit 4: 211 likes, at this point im struggling on what to say without repeating things.
Edit 5: 377 like, I'm not even gonna edit this anymore.
19th :)
"Your a dick"
LMAO RIP he doesn't know the difference between Your and You're
me: your grammar is trash
27th ;)
more like grammer
The baby shower: I wouldn't contact them again, as they requested. Instead my lawyer would.
I deserve all the money because I said so
HELLO??????
I SAID I WANT THE MONEY!!!!
[curse words here]
@Flowered Rice Sir, I don't have a manage- EP: **mad noises**
*Angry karen noises*
I must remember not to be drinking something while watching these videos. I nearly spit coffee on my monitor.
Just to be safe, get or improvise a sneeze guard for your monitor.
Personally, I use my phone. 😉
I need the 685 million for a singular graphics card and nothing else, thank you and goodbye.
Logan MacRae Lol
Well I need it for several orders of McDonald's
Lmao
That would be one fire graphics card tho
Lol
The wife should be happy for her son getting a nice car
I mean if anything one of the only douchey things about that situation would be if they actually did try to see the father as more successful in life for being nice and getting his son a nice car. The point wasn’t to rub it in, it was to get his son a nice car!
That would require maturity and being a genuinely good person
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I don't think any 17 year old needs a 50,000 BMW especially a 17 year old boy. I think yes if he is good he can get a car but really a 50,000 BMW. Teenage boys have high statistics on car accidents even if they are responsible. It's kinda a waste of money but that's on the dad. I wouldn't buy it if I had a son.
@@IcesisLover that wasn’t the point
The dad thought his son was doing well, even got his license. If the son was given a shitty cheap car or hand-me-down clunker, the mom would likely be paying for or begging her husband to pay for any major fixes if the car broke down. From experience, buying old cars or clunkers is what my dad would do to rework them entirely and make them run better. Even so, they only last for so long...
The son should be able to go between houses easily and not worry about breaking down from the mother's possible definition of a beat-up car. HOWEVERRRR, $50,000 is a lot of money for a car.
I agree. We helped are kids get new cars because they went to college several hours away. You don’t want your son or daughter breaking down on a road at night. But 50k is a lot of money for a first car. The dad may not realize it but he is sticking it to his ex. But he should NOT give her the money. I feel bad for the son caught in the middle.
Maybe he comes from a rich family...?
@@MuttFitness Well according to his story he was struggling before and he just happened to have his business succeed (or better that he succeeded better than he expected) but still the kid is both parents' child and both should have a saying to this and the mother is kinda right that the gift is over the top for a first car plus it can have complcations to the kid's personality or social life.
The father is not a douche but he rushed as well
The mother didn't react well but she has some point hidden under her childish reaction
"bossman bossman bossman...bossman bossman bossman bossman bossman bossman, bossman."
I choked on my coffee when you said you'd send Sally to come after her.
Hey!
They End-Story had no End!
Is that all?
The police just says 'Maybe we look for some missing Boxes later...'??
To me,the dad is a responsible dad and loves and appreciate his child more than the ex! No power play etc..he's a respectable man!
bleachiniac buying a new driver an expensive vehicle isn't really responsible but it is his right to do so.
nah, buying a 50k car for someone over just being good at school? that's ridiculous. i was a straight A student and best i ever got was a KFC meal.
I agree he even told his ex what he was doing first which he really didn't have to. And he went all out for his son. Usually, parents would be happy if their child has it better than them but shes just being bitter. How is it his fault she is doing worse than him.
@@natsudragneel-ir7sr If he can afford it why not? it's his child and it's his kids first car. Why cant he spoil his own child once in a while.
@@ninjastorm540 why not? Okay, let me use logic this time so you can understand. The kid is still in school. He probably don't know shit about car yet and how to do maintenance, how much it cost to replace a part from an expensive car, etc. Teenagers are not exactly known for their practice of cautiousness, it will be damaged in a short period. He still don't have a job, how is he suppose to do maintenance on such expensive car and pay for it? By keep asking money from the dad? Spoiling him even more? Any good parent knows that is not how you raised them properly. Keep throwing money at them. Yeah, good job. I'm sure they will turn out right. Not. And first car is something that is not supposed to last, especially when you give it to a kid. It is something they experiment on, learn what to do and what not to do, where they learn the responsibility that comes with owning a vehicle. Then when they are able to get their own car that they earn with their own money, they will appreciate it more.
He is not thinking about the kid when he drop 50k on it. If he was, he would think about all the thing I have said and decide it is a bad idea because this is his first car. Most likely something is gonna go wrong, why not just get a normal car for now and saved the money for his kid's second car when he know better how to take care of it after he have more experience and older. Sure it is his money, i'm not arguing about that, he can do whatever the fuck he want with it, but does that makes it a smart decision? No. Should a good father do that? absolutely not. he could have save those money for college or toward the second car after the first one inevitably get fucked and get him a new one.
No I think the dad was right paying for something expensive doesn’t always mean your showing off your money he just loved his son
Lindsey Young I think the mom undermined herself by being selfish.
Agreed, yes the father is successful. But he wants to share that success with his son. That's awesome!
its just at his house he probably uses it when the kid is not there like most parents in those situations
He was just getting him nice car to show the son that he loved him.
That shows the mom was just thinking about her self
"...... so I can fit them into my car before Sally kills all of us." hahahahahaha that was genuinely so funny, made my day
When's the tree law coming?
It's actualy one of my favourates lol
Same
favorites lol you spelled it wrong ... but it's ok 😊
@@cipher-xx It can also be Favourites
I've been a tree trimmer most of my life and I only recently heard about tree law.
@@pixlitol well then she STILL spelled it wrong I was just letting her know and telling her it was ok because some terrible people troll comments like this and I didn't want that to happen ....
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If the Dad has money then let him use it, they broke up so he doesn’t have to spoil her when it’s his son’s birthday gift. He shouldn’t downgrade his love to his son for his ex.
Facts I don’t see why or how ppl think it’s to rub it in her face especially since he gives extra money for child support
8:16, legend is rslash’s brain exploded from having to come up censors for all those swears so fast
We've been telling him, Yugo's borks are a freely available censor noise
Kate Adams what are borks?
Mr. Android YT yep he’s the censor master
@@ryanjapan3113 a stupid cheesy way of describing cute barks
nah the dude that bought his kid a car is a saint. i mean 50k is a lot and its an act of kindness to even buy a car.
I need the money because:
COLLEGE
3 textbooks
I NEED IT BECAUSE IM RON WEASLEY AND IT LOOKS NICE EVEN LNOW ILL NEVER USE IT
_ryaB but like thats valid. Haha
Ron Weasley smh, my account was just Harry Potter, why did I change it 😫😫😫
48 textbooks, a laptop, $600+ worth software, libraries, programming resources, bribing teachers, 4+ years of housing, notebooks, backpack, clothes, mexican black tar heroin, furniture, internet, cable, friends, a gaming headset, golf clubs, a bowling ball, and last but not least, school merch.
I'm with the dad, the kids doing good and he can afford to spoil him like that
Although I'd have said to go with an older E90 340i (like 10-15k) seeing as they're very reliable and have plenty of performance potential if the kid wants to modify it later down the line
Also if it’s his first car an older model would be better to get used to driving before going all out.
@@brocode780 From personal experience the newer cars are so full of assists like cruise control, rear backup cameras and so on, it's really not all that much to worry about
But I do see where you're coming from, don't get me wrong haha
I mean i get why the dad gave him that car but he is just 17 i mean he should get the kid a nice car if he can aford it and he can but 50k idn but ether way the mom really should be happy he pays over what hes suppose to or he should get the kid a older car and then let him yous that for a little bit and then get him a nice car
I know its outta theme but-
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@@saintlincoln9443 what
You *owe me* the money for making me wasting _my time_ typing this comment, but if you pay up quickly I will be nice and let you off with only paying me half a billion.
-Fail to pay me and I will sue you!-
Im seeing a common trend with all these ebeggars. 1.) Im a single mom. 2.) My children will die/be disappointed. Lol.
Yes mam
Heres why i *DONT* deserve any money from someone.
I must work for what i want and not be a free loading hustler .-.
Cb : then give *me* the money
Yea then you start to be a shitty freelancer person even if you want to be or not
You deserve money it's called a paycheck
wrong, were all freeloaders. we use animals, machines, all sort of energy sources. just different levels of freeloading.
lets say you drive a truck or 10 miles transport 10 metric tons. the energy your own body provided is in a few watts, while the total energy to transport used by oil would be in the tens of tousands. this is also freeloading.
we are freeloading on any rescoures we can make work.
so at the very least i would not be to judgemental about "deserving" things.
I think the dad is a really good guy but I think that the wife is just jealous
Me too. She married a bum the second time lol
I have children and an ex so I definitely get R Slash's point here. Folks dont understand some of the dynamics that go into divorces and things parents will do to 'one-up' the other parent. I can definitely see a little of that going on here.
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I mean, I have to admit it feels like a bit of a power play. But the ex's reaction to it is what empowers the move; if she just played it off like "I dunno, OP, giving a kid a 50k car that he's pretty likely to wreck doesn't seem like a wise use of money, but as long as you've still got some to help pay for college it's all good" would have defused any real animus in the maneuver. But people don't tend to be rational around their exes.
Facts
I think I deserve more than that because I watch your videos and you should totally reimburse me for all the time I’ve spent watching every single video. Lol
Hope you read it in the entitled mom voice
'sleep with one eye open'
I'd have responded
'silly you.'
'I don't sleep :)'
“You’ll get exposure” ah, the line that artists and book writers alike hate.
One time I wrote a draft for somebody for a book and got exposure as my reward. I’m not complaining. It was Wattpad. Lol.
Don’t forget us musicians and producers lol. We are ALWAYS delighted to hear that /s For reals though, it’s so dumb when they say that because funny enough we would tell each other about those people.
Yeah. I'm a writer/artist and I don't fall for that nonsense. I gotta eat. We all do.
I really wish I could select exposure in the checkout section when ordering food. Me and my 5 instagram followers would eat like kings, I tell ya. KINGS!!