r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE ME YOUR FURNITURE OR I'LL SUE!" Funny Reddit Posts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มี.ค. 2019
- r/Choosingbeggars think they're entitled to everything you own, including your furniture and your house. So, you'd better hurry up and hand over all of your property... OR ELSE! There will be DIRE consequences for anyone who dares to separate a choosing beggar from "their" property. You can expect to get arrested if you don't give a choosing beggar what they deserve!
🤑 r/Choosingbeggars "You Expect ME to Pay for MY Vacation???" • r/Choosingbeggars "You...
🔥 r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE! NOW!!!"
• r/Entitledparents "GIV...
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Namaste
No
OH HELL NOOOAWOHOAAAW!
Nani?
Lol
ok
Maybe
If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive, women would find me attractive.
World of Only Peace just triple that and that is me
Nah, they'd still not find you attractive, but they could reason to themselves to date you cause money! (I'm a girl and had buddies pull that crap xD)
If I had a dollar for every time I saw a creative comment... I guess I could buy a pillow.
Sad but true
I don't get it can you explain it. XD
"Nah ima stay" im crying
Lol
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahagagagagahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahaahhajahaahahajahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahh
I didn’t even copy paste..
Dp Sm lol same
That shit's funny.
Xx raptor Playz xX what?
"I'll pay you in exposure" is now literally a threat.
It’s also a red flag
I'm just trying to imagine the couch lady taking this "case" in front of Judge Judy and being told how much of a moron she is for thinking she owns something she never paid for
Alexandria Taylor Oof as I’m reading this judge Judy has ended
@Alexandria Taylor So fucking true, lol. Honestly, I have seen some cases on her show that had choosing beggars thinking there were going to win, until those text messages were shown. Guess who lost, lol. 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
damn judge judy would eviserate these idiots
I've had people ask me to deliver stuff they buy. I say sure, but I start at $50 and it goes up by how long my round trip is. They ask why they have to pay for my time back home when gas isn't that expensive! I responded that they can rent a U-Haul for more $$ if they'd like.
Now, people will have to pay upfront before delivery takes place! I'm tired of showing up to no one at the house when I arrive!!!
I think the "helloo????????" following ridiculous demands is the calling card of every choosing beggar.
HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPOND WITHIN 10 SECONDS OF ME MESSAGING YOU
@@ryeza_ EXCUSE ME!?!!!? WHO INVITED YOU, DICKNOSE
Lol yeah
I just love that the "HELLO???" usually follows around a minute after the first text. As if the other person is just eagerly sitting there, doing nothing all day but waiting for that amazing offer of 0$ and imaginary exposure. This person, the CB is contacting OF COURSE doesn't have a job, checks their phone every five seconds and absolutely never has to calculate any costs, because all their stuff is free for this super special, extra important CB.
The first thing I would do is block blockity block block I deserve the rock
"Na, Ima Stay" might just be the most creative play on words i have ever witnessed coming from you
You should be me a Ferrari
Namaste
@@rSlash
'Be me a ferrari'
Namaste btw
y
I will be your Ferrari RSLASh
Karen: GivE mE fReE stUfF
Person: no.
Karen: *so you have chosen death*
Person: ok?
Karen: POLICE!
Person: Oh, see you in jail!
Me: Nope I activate my trap card. *pulls out uno reverse card*
Lil Bear082 the comment right above this one has taught us well
Yes
@@lilbear0827 my trap card isn't a card it's FULL COUNTER IT COUNTERS IT BACK DOUBLE STRENGTH
"I'm blocking you!"
*sigh of relief*
If a choosing beggar said something like that to me, I'd say “Good Riddance”
Next video title: _GIVE ME YOUR SOUL_
Gimme your soul my kid was doing great in school and you are too old for *soul*
No
Im gonna sue you and tell the ceo of this country and the pope!
Wut
I know you from YIAY
Ep:HEY YOU
Me: yes?
Ep:GIVE ME YOUR HEART RIGHT NOW
Me: wtf no
Ep:WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! MY CHILD DESERVES TWO HEARTS BECAUSE HE HAS GOOD GRADES
me:what are his grades?
Ep: five f's and one c isnt he smart
Me:yeah suree....
Ep:NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEART YOU BRATTY BOY WHORE
me: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FLIP!!!!! YOU FRIGGIN THINK IM GONNA GIVE YOU MY HEART , LADY?!
Ep:YES GIVE IT NOW IM AN ADULT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
me:NO I NEED A HEART TO LIVE
ep: I.DONT.CARE. GIVE IT NOW! BESIDES YOU DESERVE TO DIE BRAT!!!!
me:LADY IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!
ep: FOR WHAT?! I DID NITHING WRONG!!!!!
me:1.yelling at me for no reason
2. Trying to rip my heart that I need to live out of me
3.being a compete entitled parent!
Ep:HOW DARE YOU IM NOT ENTITLED YOU BRAT!!!!!
(Policeman passes by)
Pm:whats going on here?
Em:THIS BRAT WONT GIVE ME HIS HEART!!!
pm:(obviously annoyed) yup your comming with me lady
Em:WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
pm: well of course!
A bratty entitled parent that clearly didnt pass school and got pregnant by her teen years. Also doesnt know common sense to know that you cant hsve two hearts and people need a heart. Your heart clearly needs to be kept in a freezer so it wont melt your plastic. Nicki manaj lookin ass.
Ep: ... I WILL SUE YOU!!!!!
Pm: (arrests ep and puts her in the car)
Ep: I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU HEAR ME I WILL(pm shuts door)
Me:(cant hear ep through door)
Ep:HWGWJSGXKYOUBRATECHEJCNEJSN2JBSJ2BDJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: (satisfied of what happened) :D
@@mrchickenwingz0768 yes
Damian Szuster lol thx
“Here we have one of the most dangerous things on the planet! A choosing beggar!
Imma poke it with a stick”
Buy me a house
Namaste
rSlash AHHHH ITS ANGRY
Nah, chainsaw. Preferably turned on already.
NOOOOOOO!! IT’LL CALL THE POLICE ON US!!!!!
I wouldn't touch that with a 20 ft pole
I'm a robot? why didn't anyone tell me before?
MY LIFE IS A LIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
Don't worry you will get used to it. Being a robot is [ERROR ERROR REBOOTING] not that bad.
(*LOADING CRISIS COMMENT,PLEASE STAND BY...*)
The cake is lie
Rebooting in insecure mode
@@KaraiskaKYS portal haha
SOZ late 2020 rewaching stuf cos board
I love the "I'll sue you for breach of contract!" when giving away free couches. Good luck with explaining to the judge how you have a contract with absolutely no consideration.
"Nah, imma stay" jeez u creative bastard
He literally took it from the top comment on that reddit post.
Lol. Redditors are always creative.
"Inbreeded" mule? Mules are infertile, so an inbred mule would be literally impossible. So, a compliment? "I need that speaker tonight you absolute impossibility of nature!"
Also, mules are hybrids, which is the exact opposite of inbred.
I suppose, if the horse was inbred, and the donkey was inbred, the resulting mule could be kinda inbred...?
Rita Feilmeier it’d be from an inbred line but alas considering the fact it’s two different lines coming together that specific offspring is not inbred but it may have health issues from the inbreeding on the parents line
And that is your biology lesson for today.
Yup, that one flummoxed me too. Fun fact: the offspring of a jack donkey and a mare is a mule; the offspring of a stallion and a jill donkey is a hinny. You're welcome!
I love to think that in the first story the cop shows up see's the couches ands thinks "Hmmm, my bro needs some new couches, lemme just get this crazy lady out the way and i'll get them myself"
Holy Shi...pers of SasuNaru you're right
“I detain a crazy lady AND my bro gets a couch? I call that a double win! Let's do it!”
This is poetic justice. I love this ending, it ties up all plot points.
I love it when Dumbasses Call the Cops only for themSELVES to get arrested
Artists who have actually done paying work, the exchange generally goes like this:
CB: I want to pay you in exposure.
Me: People die from exposure.
🤣
Yeah! People die from too much CB exposure.
Dear landlord, I had a great month. I have so much exposure. Here it is. That should cover rent for the rest of my lease.
Well, you can’t charge me if I don’t comment.
...wait
**totally not a comment**
You profile pic is perfect
But this is a comment
XD Perfect😂😂
@@DittalySquat and so is that... Wait, AND SO IS THIS
Does this exposure thing work? I'm going to try it at a car dealership "That's nice Mercedes, think of all exposure you would get if everybody saw me driving it, you should give it to me"
Rarely but it's not supposed to be a real replacement of actual monetary payment. If someone says "I will give you exposure instead of paying you", just bail out and forget it.
Nah m8
Stop
the exposure you'll get from my 200th like; is going to need monetary compensation. Otherwise I'll have to take the like away and go to the police and tell them you stole it. then we'll sue you, destroy your career with one click. Or you can let me pay you another way :). I'm telling my husband now!!! but i'll settle just for a reply!
Don’t try it man
for that speaker EP he should have answered with:
Hello this is father of "blank" we're sorry to inform you but he killed himself because of you, we will see you in court
Did I hear that right? Everyone at his work liked the CD so he messaged the band asking for a refund +$400???? And threatened small claims court?????
And I thought the first one was ridiculous
I mean if anything you should be paying us for the exposure. I mean we deserve the best right. How dare you impose such rules on us. NaMaStE
Never seen someone with an N profile photo in the comments to something non-death note related lol
Nah-Imma-stay aWayYyyY
I know right
Crush: Wanna go on vacation together?
Me: :D
Crush: - You have to pay for everything
Me: D:
The best responses:
:D
D:
LOL
When shit like that is real iam like what kind of people are that ? I want to visit a friend from a different country next year for 2 weeks and he said directly i dont need a hotel i can crash in his house on the couch ( i have no problem with a couch or anything cause iam not a person that needs alot or beware demands something) and i pay for my own food n stuff.
When OP mentioned feeling like Steve Irwin, I had a flash of someone on their phone filming a Karen having a meltdown, narrating aloud in a fake Australian accent in earshot of the Karen like, "here we have a wild Karen in the midst of a display of territorial aggression. We must proceed with caution as Wild Karens are extremely dangerous."
R/: ‘There’s no way you’ll find someone to pay for your vacation!’
Simp/NeckBeard/Inc3l: ‘Here, hold my fedora!’
Every r/entitledparents and
r/choosingbeggars
*"I'LL SUE YOU!"*
I just want to know what happens if two entitles beggars meet each other
Isnt that most of modern society
Tane Latamari pulls out uno reverse card
lol
@@thehiddenninja3428 they sue each other and then they're both broke then
CB: Gimme your stuff
Me: *_reverse card_*
CB: Nooooo!!
That is the funniest thing ever
Yaaaas
@Wring Bonnie With purple guy * draws +4 *
SirDot XD good one
Me: I'm going to punch you in the face
Other human who I don't know: pulls out a reverse card
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“I need money”
“No”
“Why?”
“Cuz I said no”
Repeat as needed.
“FUCK YOU BITCH”
“BITCH”
“???”
“HELLO”
“ANSWER ME”
Mule literally cannot be inbred.
Genetics...it is fun.
CB speak: "the payment is exposure!"
Normal human translation: "i don't value what you do for a living until i have immediate need of it, so i don't want to pay for it!"
Blake Murphy right? I used to do staging and broadcasting. Back in college, my friends and I would help with concerts and such for free food, a t-shirt and a stage pass, just for the experience. That was 25 years ago. We’re well beyond that now. 😂
The "fun money" part really pissed me off
Especially when I found out this dude hadn't went on vacation in years and they didn't even invite him
I know. It would be divorce city for me too if I were in that situation.
I'd make my own 'fun money' account and then transfer all but the bare minimum to that account so that the next time they ask for money: "I don't have it.... Oh that money? No, that's my fun money account, it can't be used for anything else. Yeah, sorry about that... Have fun being homeless!"
Pretty sad for that dude for involving into that family
amen dude #theyrewhitetrash
Same their all di*** for not inviting him😡😡😡😡😡
The story about the couche's was funny, the Karen's never really learn.
These people make me so angery I'm actually shakeing
Nah, ima stay here in my home and keep my money and laugh at you because there’s no way you’re gonna find someone to pay for your vacation
Haha damn I've never heard that joke before
lol
"all of my subscribers are robots"
*we've been exposed, abort mission*
_ Gaymond6969 _ SHIT
he just proved you wrong on a new post dirtbag
They arent all robots im a human
Okay maybe in not a human or a robot
Im more of a
_g_ _a_ *c* _h_ *a*
PANIC
@@THeGaMeR4YoU *u wot m8? *
Fun fact: Namaste means “ The good part of me sees the good part of you and the bad part of me sees the bad part of you “
ghxstbxsters i remember when I was five I connected namaste with drugs. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@emiliec.93 ...That's just stupid, mate
@@justananomaly 5 year olds are pretty silly, yes
@@anelebirdie3435 actually everyone is stupid, being younger isn't exactly the BIG thing, like Anti-Vaxx are adults and dumber than the kid
@@fukini2594 ..I mean, YES. Absolutely yes.
From an author friend about getting paid in 'exposure': You have three goals with your work. 1) get paid 2) get paid 3) and get paid. Getting 'paid' in exposure is not how you make money for your work.
Indeed. As a artist i can relate so much. I dont do free things, except gifts ofcourse, not even for friends. When friends commission me i give them half the price but some still insist on buying it for the full price. I am negotiable on my prizes, but i dont do things for free especially if i dont know them.
Always use the UNO reverse card so that entitled parents and choosingbeggars get karma.
Thank you for sagely advice wise one
@@lilbear0827 I always give good advice. Especially when it comes to entitlement.
@@EnderCrowYT dope
But make sure they get no reddit karma
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*Nah-I'ma-stay at home in my dark corner binging on cereal bars and rSlash.*
How did you know my secret
Huh funny, because that’s what I’m doing
@@jackschneiderwind136 "...secret, secret, I got a secret..." (I've been dropping "Mr. Roboto" lyrics in different comment threads, 'cause you know, bots. lol)
"I want the couch! im going to ring the police" ... Police arrive... "Hi copper, need a couch?" LOL!
Shoutout to the other 4 people who aren't robots
"Hey how are you?"
"Fine, what do you need??"
Ok.
He already knows what's up
Thats experience talking
13:16
Automated message: stop revealing this stuff. You may get banned . ❌
Beep.
Beep hoop beep
This is an automatic response. Don't say ban or you got turned off by the higher-ups
I was gonna say, being on RSlash is good exposure, some of those dishes the chef made sound amazing
I’m an actual person rSlash! I listen to you almost all day tbh. It’s hard to find a video I haven’t seen yet. The only time I don’t have you on is when I’m in class or studying. Otherwise, you’re almost always playing in the background. I love your humor, your kind heart, and the way you tell your stories!
Exactly how a bot would respond
Source: am bot too
Friend: You look great, did you lose weight?
Me: Yeah, it's called the Exposure Diet. I starve because people think I should do everything for free.
I swear I laughed out loud when I heard the part about the cop's brother needing a couch... Perfect ending.
"Plz pay for my expensive party dinner."
"No"
"You're just jealous about how successful I am"
Successful, but begging for money. Sure.
On the couch story I would do this after she made the demands
1: put a price tag for $50 on it
2: put it on the front lawn
3: sit there with a metal baseball bat
When they call the police technically you are not threatening anybody because your on you property I like baseball its my lawn and it’s her problem. Also I’m protecting the couch so it doesn’t get stolen while I’m selling it.
Did I just see an ad on an RSlash video?
sniffle
Mah boy is moving up in the world
Catastrophy Canine I didn’t
A choosing beggar should go on Pawn Stars
What’s pawn stars
you know she is a cb after saying "HELLO??" one minute they sent the messege before
13:06
*GUYS HE FOUND OUT THESE ARE ALL JUST DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS!!!* *_CODE B! I REPEAT CODE B!!!_*
1:00 I would have sent a check for $0.02 with the message: I don't think you'll get anywhere with that case, but that's just my 2 cents.
Cue the Rimshot! Clever wordplay there. XD
Im gonna keep this comment 69 likes and not liking it
Shut
I would go through the trouble to cut a small portion of the cent and mail it to her
Not a particularly good idea. Once they have your check, they'll go to town with your bank account info.
No one :
Choosing beggars : Is tHiS mY furNiTuRE?
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that these choosing beggars think we are choosing beggars for not accommodating their insane demands?
It actually blows my damn mind how people expect free things like this all the time. Entitlement is the bane of our society 😩
Damn I'd pay anything to taste that cranberry sauce drizzled salmon. Hearing those food descriptions made my mouth water
i don't even like cranberries or salmon and yet i want to try this
6 months later and i still agree lolol
Yea me too! Getting it for free is truly absurd. People should be paid for their jobs.
I dont even like salmon And i wanna try
I told my friend about you rSlash, pay me $100 for the exposure
Benjamin Kanter and so did you
Oh...Wait
Shhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt
the best thing would be to ask people to find an online exposure calculator because you don't know the current market value of exposure ^^
LuuuuuuuuuuL
With the last story, the family didn’t even need to steal OPs money! They could’ve just called him and asked, “hey, OP, we wanna go on vacation but we need someone to pay for it, do you wanna come?”
I love how he doesn't correct typos and says it how it's typed. Thanks for the loads of laughs and keep up the good work ❤❤
"U-HAUL"? MORE LIKE "NO, U-HAUL!"
HAHAHAHA
ha.. ha..?
no haha anyone..?
Lolol
😂
Booo😂
Haha
*no u*
I would like to find this place where the offenders call the police for you
Buy me a new car
Namaste
rSlash BUT I WORK MUCH HARDER THAN YOU AND THEREFORE DESERVE YOUR CHANNEL
aapaka bahut bahut dhanyavaad
@@FrogsNStuff Wait, you work harder? Then you defo have to give us all your stuff. Those are the rules.
Jim Rogers Yes but I need this channel to feed my children
@@FrogsNStuff Too bad, bro. You shouldn't have brought it up, right? But I don't want to be a dick, so we can just split your income.
“John and Jane” what’s the likelihood that they would have met each other with such similar names (I seriously wanna know)
Jane-Do and John-Do.
People use that as substitute when they don’t want there personal information to be exposed.
So....it’s probably not their real names.
「Quinn Teh wolf 」 ok. Thanks for the info. Sorry ‘bout my ignorance.
Stargazer 199 lol Reading this comment I just realized I sounded like a spoiled brat-
S o r r y
「Quinn Teh wolf 」 no I like learning I’m wrong. It helps me improve.
I had a friend in high school whose grandparents were named Barbie and Ken, so weirder things have happened.
Cop: Oh sweet you guys are giving away a couch? My bro needs one for his den i'll ask him if he can get them. That cool with you guys?
This should just be called
r/itsnotfree
I think it's more like:
r/nounnecessarybargains
or r/justpaythegivenprice
Or r/stfu you idiots
and r/freeisnotenough
Hello there fellow non-robot Humans! I am not a Robot and am indeed a human, I love breathing and drinking :)
Crowscythe trust worthy, not suspicious at all
Crowscythe and eating
So trustworthy!
I think youve been drinking too much.
Heather where is my motor oil [ErRo0oR] (correction) beer?
Yep, my moms fam had a few choosingbeggars too. Anyone in the family that has worked hard and paid their bills owed the lazy ones.
“NO” is a complete sentence. Then hang up. Does wonders for the pocketbook.
I often don’t enjoy commentary accompanying these kinds of videos but you crack me up!
13:15 wait… I have 5 Friends which are watching your videos… so at least one of us is a robot :o
drsvenlp or all of you are
You're the robot
drsvenlp *beep boop*
This robot can easily pass a Turing test.
All of you are I'm afraid.
I'm curious who that artist is. As a commission artist as well, I really respect the patience and professionalism some of these artists display. I think they handled the CB very professionally and I'd like to support them. Great job whoever you are, I hope to support your efforts one day.
"I'm BlOcKiNg YoU!" Gotta love when the trash takes itself out!! 🗑
That dude selling the speaker should have just been like, "Sorry, I'm killing myself like you asked. You'd better go to Best Buy if you want some speakers."
*1 hour ago*
1,050+ comments
Me : pikachu surprised face
Abdul Rahim we r bots
115 likes and 2 replies including mine. nice to see my fellow bots are active in the comments.
I loved when he turned "Namaste."
Into "nah, ima stay." Lmao.
I can’t believe that hippy dippy shit term survived the 60’s when the Beatles introduced Hindu religion to the great unwashed masses that are now our federal politicians.
0:41
"Namaste" more like "Nah, imma stay"
i hate it when people dont know the meaning of namaste
it means "hello" people
it is used at the start of a conversation not at the end with a ";)"
And that kids...
Is why you never put something up for free on Craig’s list.
Or on facebook rumnage sale/swap sites. I had posted that I was done with my rummage sale, and was just going to leave the rest of the stuff (Little Tikes kid toys, etc.) on the curb, free to anyone wanting to pick them up. There were people messaging me at 11pm, wanting me to go outside to look and see if certain items were still there. They wanted me to GET OUT OF BED and go out into the dark to see if the FREE items were still there, so they wouldn't have to drive over here for nothing.
I am a human hskudhejsha a bot
Sorry I malfuncti- I mean messed up there.
I meant: I am a human not a bot.
Bethany Porter hmmmmmmmm?
r/hmmm
r/areyousureaboutthat
Who else loves his “girl” voice when he dose female people (like Karen)
*does
@@jimjutsu1825 No. He needs to take his daily dose of Karenpills so he can impersonate an actual Karen. Good thing it wears off
@@majaquinn what are the ingredients does it include the DNA of the Karen species I heard that the DNA of a Karen if you ingest it it will have a non-permanent effect of acting like a Karen
I'm joking I never heard anyone say that before
@@Keeperofsecrets93737 The ingredients are 3 gallons of stupidity, 3 quarts of let me talk to the manager, and thats pretty much it.
Oh yeah, a sprinkle of my kids are angels.
Entitled kid : Im blocking youuu...
Lol that word is like " I will throw your dirt in lava!"
Nah Ima Stay
My grandma started laughing so hard when i showed her that
*Hey i am one of the bot viewers, why exposing us damn....*
Greetings fellow robot 🤖
🤖
199476302 bot says hi
Hi -bot 235009
What does the bot say?
Sorry, I've been offline for the past five years.
“Nah, ima stay here in my and keep my money and laugh at you because there’s no way you’re gonna find some to play for your vacation” lol
It's just absolutely hilarious how naturally the word "blank" is blended with the rest of the texts xDDDDDDDDDD
Beep-boop
_This action was performed by one of rSlash's robot subs_ 🤖
Why a robot fana exposi it's self
R/wooss
win rio that not gwoood gramaaaasmmrrr stup speking bud engrish
@@nitinanku stoop seyeing stu stoppid
@@nitinanku fuck u taking bout
"Inbreeded mule" is a really good insult.
@True Neutral lol did u watch the video
r/rareinsults
@@camoregrowfortifiedred1631 he's a grammar Nazi of course he didn't
No it's not you inbreeded mule
Nara Feralina my brother once said “go shit on a knee” as an insult to an anime character in his show. I think about that a lot
This channel is underrated. These stories are amazing!
Damn you, man. It's 430am and im binging these damn addictive videos. But now I'm scared to leave the house. Wild Karens are scary lol
Hippity Hoppity
These People Want My Property
Jay Akers instagram? Is....is dat u.....?
Lazari O I don’t even have an insta ;-;
Not only they.......
Sasha Gaming rip me either my bro showed me something similar
Crazy lady: *Namaste...*
rSlash: *Nah.. ima stay*
XDDD
That first story was a reverse of my first Warped Tour.
-Hey, can you go? Great! I already bought tickets.
-i asked (friends) mom if we could stay before doing anything and since she's also going, she said yeah
-mom is rad as hell. We all played some Black Ops before shows haha
Adiiiii, that's Eskimo talk you made me lol
I'm going to steal all your videos but put your channel in the description of each one for *ExPoSuRe*
Edit: honestly, I think he gets more subscribers a day then I have subscribers now
Im DaMug hehe
"I'm blocking you!"
"Does that mean you'll stop talking to me?"
If I had a dollar every time a guy called me ugly after I rejected him I would not be ugly anymore
Idk why but that namaste joke cracks me the hell up I can't get enough of it.
Normal people:
Artist: Okay, that sticker will be 50 bucks.
Person: Okay. (pays)
Other normal people:
A: Okay, that sticker will be 50 bucks.
P: Oof, that's expensive! Have a nice night though. (leaves)
Beggars:
A: Those stickers will be 300 altogether.
B: why are u so expensive!!! i pay 5 dollar take it or leave it
A: Are you serious?
B: i will tell my friend about ur art and give you exposure! now give for free!!!
A: Um, no. Pay 300 or leave.
B: wOW WHY ARE YOU SO R U D E
Dr. Jack Bright absolutely true
I literally
Draw just for fun at school
And a girl came up to me and was like
Give me that or I’ll tell my friends and the teachers you are bullying me
And I said
Ok mate first you have no friends
Second mate there is security cameras all round the school so they would check to see if it is true or not
She left crying after that
lol
1. nice profile pic
2. I do music for free, but i now have something i can get reddit karma from, so even if you do free art, *they angery*
snas the skeltein
Mate
When are they not
Flare Knight lol ye
I guess I am "Other Normal Peope"
I’m one of the five real human subscribers.
Edit: like this all bots
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I no bot
I am one of the human subs too
Tinyman11 chill bro he's just joking 😆😆😆
I. AM. NOT. A. ROBOT. *beep*
I love the way you read these. Laughing all the way. And good stories and chats you use. Toy are hilarious and make my day. Thank you.