@@Humz1this TH-camr has 600k followers and u read this comment and thought “this is 100% serous and I need to stop this bully” before u reply just know my bank account would demolish ur family’s networth
I love how much I relate to this video. Waking up on a Saturday early morning to watch the sun go up while enjoying the pain of going up a hell of a hill. 😂✌🏻
Hello Mackenzie, just wanted to show my appreciation for all you do to live the best life humanly possible and having such a profound level of discipline and patience!
Why’s the comments so hateful- it’s literally just a dude doing a bike ASMR 😭😭 Edit: the comments were pretty hateful back when I posted this comment they may have improved by now
Love this. Getting things well prepared before a good ride is mandatory. Doesn’t matter if a simple preparations took 1 or 2hrs. It’s all about, being prepared
Wow, I don’t even know what this guy is doing? But he looks really good doing it. He seems to have his life together and organized. I wish I could have been more like him!
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If Patrick Bateman was even more psychotic
❤😑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🥰😍😍🤩😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😈👻💔🤲🤲🤲
Только хотела написать 😮
Good Point actually 🤔
😂
@@user-go6lu3sc3fwhat?!
Now let's see Paul Allen's bike routine.
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Underrated comment
I wonder what bike he would have
*breathes deeply* ah that tire tread… *sweats* that perfectly tightened break latch…. It perfect-
He is Paul Allen
This is literally the rival in every sports movie
Faia3s3d
AHAHAHA
😂😂😂
Omfg 🤣💀
OMG HAAHAHAHAH THATS SO TRUE
Bro is a professional human 💀
😭
🥹
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah bro he is professional serial killer 💀
man called me poor in 1000 different ways
😂😂😂😂😂👍💯
Foreal
🤣 🤣 🤣
😢😂😂
and he's just preparing to cycle
That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon
You don’t get a Cervelo by being unemployed
13.000 €
What? He's just staying fit by riding a bike. Probably more than you've ever done.
@@Humz1this TH-camr has 600k followers and u read this comment and thought “this is 100% serous and I need to stop this bully” before u reply just know my bank account would demolish ur family’s networth
say "the" instead of "that one" it's funnier
If Patrick Bateman had a vlog channel
Ngl this is so true
@@shadowdweller858you replied to ur own comment
@@shaahidniszam7956no he didnt
What he said
He probably forgot to edit it or he just said its true but together. - in the comments
I didn’t know biking shoes made such a satisfying sound and now it’s all I can think about
Bro I had never seen shoes like that I need the nasa shoes
😅
It's just BOA dials
My snowboard boots have this same dial system
This guy definitely murders people over business cards
1k likes and 0 comments ? Lemme fix that.
Ok
Let’s see Paul Allen’s bike…
First thought i had: "wait, this guy thought American Psycho was inspirational..."
And fisher accounts
"You might see me biking, but I'm simply not there..." 😂
Papacito❤
Honestly the most rich white shit I have ever seen
bro lathered himself with whipped cream💀
HOW ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID THIS THOUGH- ✨
I’m so confused. Why did he do that? I have never seen or heard anyone do something like that😂
apparently its whipped sunscreen
@@axolotlthehybrid6421 oh
@@axolotlthehybrid6421THIS IS A THING??
Bro : ready 1 hour
And running 20 minutes 😂
Yeah he should save time by not putting his clothes on or making coffee, which is what wouldve taken most of his time
He's fit either way
Now let's see Paul Allen's bike ride ASMR
😂😂😂
Best comment I've seen all year 🤣👌
Genius
not funny anymore
didn't expect the last part 😂 you being outside is refreshing
he has a lot of videos outside tho, check it out
If Patrick Bateman actually rode bikes 💀
Mom: Go to the market and buy these!
Me: Ok lemme get my bike ready, won't take more that 1 hour.
I’m impressed by the quality of the coffee
Bro called me broke in bike language 💀💀
💯👍
I love how much I relate to this video. Waking up on a Saturday early morning to watch the sun go up while
enjoying the pain of going up a hell of a hill. 😂✌🏻
Bro's life is to perfect
My man's bike ride is worth more than my kidneys.
You need to have some more self worth my friend
Ahhh, the coffee challange. Try to finish the ride before the coffee is finished with you. ☕️
💩
💩💩💩
ek baat bolu tu pagle hai
Ххх
Хх
Pov: the most extra grwm for a bike ride in the world😂
Me meanwhile going for cycling with shorts a Tshirt and my slippers and I feel like a professional cyclist 😂😂
I'm sorry SLIPPERS? you really are a pro
Me too and my bike is a Romet Wagant from '83
This was great man, loved the sounds and the precision of the video! 👏🏼👏🏼
Thank you! 🙌🏼
@@mackenziewcHi Mackenzie
@@mackenziewcwhat’s your job? Wealthy inheritance?
@@major_lag2643damn bro u really hatin huh
Everything is like perfect and organized
I have never met a guy that actually shaves their legs 💀🪒🦵🏽
Aero gains
road bike people do
Legends say the coffee is still waiting on the counter
Кер😊
If Patrick Bateman was a cyclist.
This was really satisfying to watch and i loved the sounds of the ASMR.❤❤
That thumbnail did bro dirty ☠️
The speedometer click was so satisfying 😳
I know right 😭
Bro is ready to go to space
This sounds so nice, I especially love the shoes!
The song "the perfect girl" is constantly playing in this mans head idc what u say
Who actually gets prepared for a bike ride, i just take mine and go out 💀
Same
That’s why u two are different
@@Krolted but they're both just ride a bike
@@-Couch_Potato- i know people can ride their bike however they like, I just like to be hater 😌
Going outside warrants interactions with humans, maybe he’s an introvert?
with that milked coffe you’re going to have extra shart boost
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg 😂🤣🤣
😂
ميو 🤣🤣😂😂😂
هههههه
What do you do for living?
:I do for living.
Finally he's doing a outside cycling !! 😌
Dude is living the life of Patrick Bateman
Hello Mackenzie, just wanted to show my appreciation for all you do to live the best life humanly possible and having such a profound level of discipline and patience!
Why is bro actually a good art reference😂
Why’s the comments so hateful- it’s literally just a dude doing a bike ASMR 😭😭
Edit: the comments were pretty hateful back when I posted this comment they may have improved by now
Pagli kaiki gwyfwutw
@@poonamnannaware977 ur mom's pagli but here we r
They are mad that this dude is biking an 10k dollar road bike and they cant
They are jealous cause this guy is fit, good looking, and riding a bicycle that worths more than their Bloodline
Well, let’s see Paul Allen’s bike then…
why is literally no one talking about the whipped cream 🍦
Whats that for?
@@gerardo9052it's sunscreen
Bro I thought the same thing 💀💀💀
@@conork5931 CLASSIC WHIPPED?
Ya bro idk why😂😂
2 hours :- preparing
20 mins :- riding
Dude living the life of everyone’s dream😂😂😂😂
*This dude live a very unique straight life!!*
This man literally said I simply am not there
I can’t stop watching this short it’s just so good
Bro got them Washington clankers 💀
Love this. Getting things well prepared before a good ride is mandatory. Doesn’t matter if a simple preparations took 1 or 2hrs. It’s all about, being prepared
you cant justify taking an hour to prepare
Bro is actually a serial killer as seen from his perfection
I love your shorts! Keep going and god loves you!
Coffee before workout your heart going to blow out
I drink decaf
@@mackenziewc are you scanning any of your products the sunscreen cant be good for you.
@@mackenziewcdrinking decaf coffee is like eating cheeseburger without cheese.
@@THYB737 I mean, it tastes the same, it just doesn’t have as much caffeine; some people are more sensitive to caffeine than others.
I don't get it...I drink black coffee before working out..am I doing something wrong?
I wish I had all the time you have.
You only have time for watching shorts on TH-cam and writing comments. Me too
@@asdfasdfasdfasdism жиза..
Took him less than a minute what r u on about dude?
@@speak_your_truth.man doesnt know wtf Video editing and cutting js
Bro this guy even putsal on his sock perfectly
i would never get bored if i get these type of equipments to exercise
I would do that prep for 30 minutes and cycle for just 5 minutes and be back to lay on my couch for the rest of the day.
He cares about legs more than I about my face
Clean video, aesthetically pleasing, and great sounds = Subscribed!
Hardcore bicyclists preparing to ride their bike in the middle of a 3 lane road for the 10th time of the day (there will be 35 of them too)
Crazy how good you make getting ready for a bike ride. I have never made getting ready for a bike ride look this good before…nice work
Thanks Luke!
@@mackenziewc 👍🏻👍🏻next time I get ready for a ride…I’m gonna try to make it look good.
Bro literally got 48 hours in his daily day life😂
Bros morning routine takes up 70% of the day
me who just gets on even if I’m in my knackers.
What in the fekkin world
Nice bicycle
Thank you
Now let's see Paul Allen's bicycle
@@leonmasaltsev2991😂
Buddy thats a really nice bike and vid
Thank you 🙌🏼
bro got the microscope ground ressister A’s
Patrick Bateman would be proud
I myself is messy 😅...but I really appreciate people who are so organised on daily basis 👍👍...
This Dude never disappoints... ✨🌼
Appreciate you, Rabiya 🙌🏼
This man be living the perfect life
I'm definitely eating that whipped sunscreen
I just got back from a very enjoyable bike ride on a rail trail on my $100 Walmart bike. Took me five seconds to get ready. 😊
same bruh lol
Yeah and?
you dont look like someone who bikes everyday
@@sujas7939wdym yeah and
@@user-vp7de3od7qgoteem
Gives you the Fifty shades of grey vibe
Bro does not need to be doin all that 😭😭😭😭😭
finally, a shorts asmr video that doesnt have music
He called me poor in 6 different languages 💀
The sounds are so clean, just like your house I'm sorry but I'm in love. 😂❤❤
Haha, thank you Hossam! 😂🫶🏼
@@mackenziewc 😂❤️❤️🫶
I swear he spends more time preparing than actually riding
The sound off the bike and the shoes are addicting
I need a video explaining what most of this stuff is.
Soft, soft, I thought you were going to train inside the house
Haha, I do quite often!
Edit: Hey guys come with me to get ready for bike ride!! * casually puts whip cream on there legs*
Ready: 2hours
Ride: 15 Mins 💀
The amount of "hard work" he did for preparing for cycling is total workout of my day
This man reversed skipping leg day 🍷🗿
Am I suppose to instantly fall sleep with a less than 2 minutes asmr video?
I feel so good cuz of that video I literally felt the scent of pine needles and the summer wind on my skin
This is the silliest thing i have ever seen, bless your heart bicycle boy
This is amazing feeling, Yesterday I rode a bike 85 km, it was awesome and interesting
That’s a big ride! 👏🏼🙌🏼
Wow, I don’t even know what this guy is doing? But he looks really good doing it. He seems to have his life together and organized. I wish I could have been more like him!
bro has more steps for his bike ride routine then i have in 24 hours
i just imagine him setting up his camera for each take. lol
This is the dude running up stairs carrying his bike over his head
Oh this dude is actually cycling outside. Welldone.
It’s finally getting warm outside 😅🙌🏼
Finally, riding of the real bike
I thought he was gonna ride the bike stationary 😂
finally he's stepping outside from the simulator
As long as weather permits, I enjoy riding outside 🙌🏼😅
I love his goofy ahh shoes he wears