Fastest Medical ASMR | Everything is Wrong! (Neurologist, Dentist, Allergist, Eye Doctor & More!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ค. 2024
- Hi y'all!! This is the "Everything is Wrong" version of my Fastest Medical ASMR!!! If you want the normal version you can find that here: • Fastest Medical ASMR |...
These videos are meant to be lighthearted, even if you have medical anxiety, I make sure to keep it very un-serious. :)
My other Everything is Wrong series can be found here:
Cranial Nerve Exam: • ASMR | Cranial Nerve E...
Orbital Exam: • ASMR | Orbital Exam (E...
Doctor's Checkup: • ASMR Doctor's Checkup ...
I also got hats for all the doctors. do u like them uwu
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Neurologist
2:11 - Eye Doctor
3:49 - Dentist
5:34 - Pediatrician
8:28 - Allergist
10:34 - Physical Therapist
12:35 - Dermatologist
15:21 - E.N.T
18:37 - Cardiologist
20:29 - Anesthesiologist
Sleep well...!!! I hope you uh... I hope you recover from everything soon! LOL
~Gibi
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2:44 I love how she made it realistic by saying the wrong colour for the markers to make it seem like that we're colourblind
yup generally thought I was colourblind lmaoo
me who's actually colorblind: is she f***ing with me or has my colorblindness gotten worse?
@@boundthree I know I got concerned for a second becuase I went out on a limb and said “green” for the purple marker just going along with the video and she actually said green
@@fosterotley5451 I did the exact same thing
@@fosterotley5451 Same. I said green for purple and purple for red.
the genuine frustration in the neurologist roleplay is literally hilarious
also the eye doctor
420 likes lol
I feel like the dermatologist has seen some shit to be so gun-ho about skin care.
‘You don’t really need this face anymore. You have no use for it. It is not serving you.’
@@reylea3734 the eye doctor was too real for me lol
The cold stare with the furiously wiggling fingers really got me
3:24 “dear.. *god.* can you see me right now?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!” I can’t stop laughing
Me: no
My favourite part is the pediatrician going from I'm not scared of anything to HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
No....I might be 1. blind, 2. Scared, or 3. All of the above! ☺️☺️☺️
I love it
Zhis... is a bucket.
Dear God..
There's more.
No...
“Is that a ladybug?” Makes me wheeze every time 😭
Honestly after this everything is wrong series I need a 'everything is beyond perfect' series where all the doctors are stunned by just how perfect the person coming in is, just utterly shocked and in awe at the perfect specimen coming in
i once went to a doctor that praised me for one of my lab results, i left de appointment very happy lol
@@isabeladomingues317 I'm happy for ya m8! Hope you kept it up, soon you'll reach perfection
@A_literal_pebble ultimate gigachad energy, walks into the doctor and all patients around them are suddenly healed from the sheer vital energy radiating from them
That's just the Tatyana videos.
@@bradleyhanson96 the doctors have yet to see the godly person's physique, and they have yet to grace a hospital in the videos
I like how each doctor starts out like "I'll save you!" to just "You're fucked, dude." in the span of like, thirty seconds.
wow
Just like real life
@@paparellena3000 lol
@@XIIchiron78 lol
Yep
"Glass bones and paper skin" JESUS, THE NOSTALGIA
WHAT WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT
@VaughnJoyeux its a spongebob reference to when a guy faked being hurt to sell chocolate to spongebob
@@VaughnJoyeux I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
@@wickedlavenderI'm sorry about that. I hope you get better with that stuff, ok?
@@Liozzoois this serious
I love how each doctor is going in rainbow order, and how it reflects on their personality.
"I don't have ears. It's fine, I'm a professional." Classic dentist talk right there. 😂😂
That was hilarious 😂😂👌🏻
Just the blank stare during that to XD
@@ClownyLove Exactly XD my favourite part, i swear xD
Lost ‘em in the war
Yes
We need a full Pediatrician asmr, her vibe is so relaxing
@Emily Atkinson well you didn’t have to say so
i knowww !
@Emily Atkinson then don’t watch it, it’s not for you lol. Honestly though, there are many GIBI videos I don’t vibe with and I just don’t watch those. She’ll see what doesn’t work when those specific videos underperform, and hey maybe my favorites are everyone’s least favorites and I’ll get less of my favorite content, but I can’t blame her for trying to make content that pleases the masses. It just makes sense, especially business wise. A bigger mass appeal, the more her channel grows.
Idk I kinda get the vibe she's hiding a dead body somewhere
@@tingle-tainmentasmr2404 maybe she was talking about her pediatrician role and not gibi because she was the least frustrated in that role and was sweet..
Great video, Gibi, I watched it 20 times and just now I noticed "Oops, I don't have ears!" 🤣I listen to your videos to focus during work and they also help me go to sleep when all kinds of thoughts invade my mind, keeping me awake.
My favorite part is when dermatologist gibi was surprised after she said quadrant 5 because we’re only supposed to have 4
Gibi trying to control her frustration was the funniest thing about this 😂
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👌
“What does this smell like?”
“Definitely gasoline.”
“It’s not gasoline. No.”
WELL THEN WHAT IS IT
Lavender
I said vinegar 😭
🅱alls
@Amanda Perez lmao
Gibi looked like she lost all faith in the patient. I honestly believe the patient today was Beetlejuice, the actor, not the scary clown. Though it's kinda scary how dumb he is, so maybe he is a clown.
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
-That one guy from the Spongebob Episode 'Chocolate With Nuts'
My favorite asmr, I have watched this so many times, and always get better❤
I laughed for a minute straight at the dermatologist saying “I’ve heard some things… and the fear of god has been struck in me” Gibi has the best delivery of her lines
😂😂
And she used beauty water to transform their face iykyk
“I’m losing hope-“
This guy that she is talking to is going to be dead in five minutes he needs the most urgent care!
Timestamp?
I love the pediatrician part, she's just so calm at the start and in the end it looks like she's thinking of a way to hide your body
She and the allergist are gonna need therapy.
Can qe have an opposite version?
"Everything is right" when they are ASTONISHED at us being perfect
Im insecure abt myself and would LOVE to have that vers
I have an eye infection rn and this made my brain happy. The goop is accelerating at a rate that will render my eye unopenable by morning.
About your eye thing
GET MEDICAL ATTENTION (unless you did already)
The dentist saying : "oh they're desintegrating" when applying fluoride to our teeth is genuinely one of the best lines from this video. Definitely gonna subscribe lol
I imagine Charlie from IASIP for all of these.
It wasn’t fluoride, it was piranha acid
@@Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber I've been waiting my whole life to do this.... r/wooosh
@@WolfiegangFTW you’re welcome
Mine was the denticst seing your teeth.
As someone else already said: It would be amazing if you made a sequel to this where the doctors manage to fix everything that’s wrong with us 😊
Oh. I thought I was the only one
I think we would already be dead by then
That would be fun but we would have to have very severe surgery
That could lead to death then we need a funeral ASMR
@@Campfireonthemoon i’ll start making the arrangements. my chemical romances themed or is that too much?
Can we also bring the other everythingiswrong doctor the one who lost her job and became like an eye doctor or something
This video is one of my favorites, I love it. The humor and relaxation that watching this gem gives me.
Favorite ASMR video ever, I can either Watch It to laugh or sleep
There is absolutely NO WAY I could sleep with this, even if I got anesthesia from a hippopotamus IV
@@michaelsteiner3579then don’t watch it.
@@xx-valval-xx I think it was awesome. It was just not something I would use to sleep. It was hilariously awesome otherwise.
@@michaelsteiner3579 ohhh okay, apologies for the misunderstanding :)
How did Gibi know I've been bingeing both the "Everything Is Wrong" and "Fastest" ASMRs?? So excited for this combo!
gibi always knows….
She’s psychic when she’s not doing Asmr
someone asked for this and she did it
Haha same here
@@bocchithepeak It’s like the same video as last time but if things were to go downhill
Therapist: Gibi with magnified eyes isn't real, she can't hurt you
Dermatologist Gibi: 👁👁
K ok lo ok lo OK lo
Ollé lo oki ollé lo iba llegando iooi jijiji lo oki oki 8 lo oki kkk kkk oi y lo oki kkk oki yyyy ollo óiį kill o lo k
Kkk ollo ok o Los o kkk III o kkk
@@saidagatsuma9725 what the heck are you saying
~{👁}~{👁}~
👄
Whoever writes your skits, need to pay raise! Absolutely love your creativity! But this one was probably more for starting a chill pill. I spent so much time laughing. I haven’t gone to sleep.😂😂
Gibi, can you PLEASE make these again!? 😭 these are too good and way too hilarious. Hits my funny bone and my tingles ✨
For some reason the idea of a “everything is getting better” video has been in my mind for a while now, a sort of continuation for these “everything is wrong” maybe even with the same characters in the same order that show that despite everything being terribly wrong a bit of hope starts to appear and they all get so relieved and happy, idk, I think it would be nice to see
oh I absolutely love this idea 🥺
Really interesting concept to be honest
Yeeeeeessss it gave me a bit of anxiety and would love to make these doctors happy
This is amazing
absolutely would love this
Now that I’m not expecting videos from Gibi since I got used to her break upload schedule, I get even more excited when I see a new video pop up.
Facts lol she's back
I was well excited to see another upload this week
Yeah me too😄
This seems kinda back-handed. But aight
Same
Has anyone else mesmerised all the answers due to watching this over and over again
You can hear the clear anger in her voice trying not to lash at the patient and in the start where she made it really obvious for each one and aggressively shaking her finger during the very start and couldn’t fall asleep cause it was so funny
"Can you see me right now? Do you know where you are?"
I'm trying to fall asleep and Gibi has me dying over here. Hilarious!
I was dying in my bed when she said that XD
Ikr🤣
“Quadrant 4….im losing hope” had me dying plus that is my group name
@@SpazzOnTunez Thats your opinion.
Same bro
This was not just ASMR. This was a comedy routine 😂
Exacly
Lol
mm hmm
No doubt about it
Ikr lol
“DiD yOu JuST bREaK yOuR LeG?”
we need more videos like this! Love itt!!
Everyone: *seemingly* *struggling* *with* *the* *patient*
Anæsthesiologist: This looks like a job for me.
Everyone: _[existential panic]_
Dr. Remington: "I have a solution."
Ah yes they must be put into a medically induced coma
Imagin you
@@Domura Patient: "I want a second opinion!"
Specialist Mossberg:
that right there is Dr. House
"It's not sulfur, it's lemon!" This is hilarious. And the faces! Gibi is such a comedian!
I immediately went to slipknot ' Like breathing in sulfur '
at least you got the right color
@@c0mput3r80y it was green and purple right?
I deadass said sulfur and had a out of body experience.
@@jacobfraser4869 ME TOO
I don't know how many times I've watched this, Very nice, fun & relaxing Super 👌, Thanks Gibi 💙
First time I've ever watched Gibi and this must be the best ASMR video I've ever seen 😂 brilliant. Entertaining and tingly lol
Gibi: "What do you brush your teeth with?"
Also Gibi: "Bacon grease, got it. Ok well- that might pose a little bit of a problem..."
I'm in tears 😂
Yes
@The Fun Gang FR LOL
I laughed for 46 minutes in that part
I don’t eat bacon I eat beef,fish,lobster,chicken and more but I forgot
Got it
I love how gibi gaslit us into also thinking there was something wrong, with the color of the markers and the inaudible words 🤣
Ikrrrrr
I hate it tho. Am I the only one? Lmao
She did this last everything is wrong role-play as well, so I expected it and managed to get them 'right'
@Ava-cado🥑 ikr for a moment I was questioning myself
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a massive April Fool's prank between the doctors, with the sole culprit being the patient who orchestrated the entire thing
she not only gave me tingles but also single handedly made me laugh
I like how every part is a neat rainbow😊
The fact that nobody is taking about how gibi just has all this doctor equipment laying around that she uses for ASMR role playing is kinda getting to me. 😳😂
I stopped questioning that many videos ago. 😊😆🤷🏽♂️ Just shows how dedicated she is.
yeah both real and fake
she actually did a everything's wrong fastest asmr, awesome
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Maybe she just ordered it all from ebay or something
Why is no one talking about how she made all the videos in a rainbow order? It's honestly a nice touch
I just noticed that! It is a very nice touch.
I didnt even notice until you commented it
Yeah
The comment I’ve been looking for
i was finding this
this is my first time watching Gibi ASMR and it was satisfying af
Some ASMR you watch for tingles. Some you watch for relaxation and sleep. Some you watch just to put a smile on your face. This is the latter.
"I don't have ears"
Singlehandedly the best Gibi quote of 2022 so far
Lol
I know!! I was cackling 😂
Timestamp?
@@arson5385 4:06
Easily best thing ever said
I love how the first few Gibis were utterly shocked and then dermatologist comes in fully prepared to see the worst.
have you SEEN animated asmr??? im talking fungi, open sores, worms, bugs, nails, etc. the dermatologist was prepared for the worst but God gave her His strongest battle
Quadrant 5
Can i just say that it scratched the good part of my brain when i noticed every professional we go to is just the next colour in the rainbow? Like the gradual color change is wonderfully done😂❤
Watched this a 4 nights in a row best sleep I've ever gotten👍
A little list detailing all the issues with us, as discovered by the various medical practitioners we have seen today.
*Neurologist*
- We cannot resist outside force on our jaw
- We cannot stick out our tongue
- We cannot determine movement at the edge of our vision
- Our short term memory (and shape comprehension) is next to non-existent
- Our sense of smell is *off*
- We cannot determine the firmness of something contacting us
*Eye Doctor*
- We cannot follow the movement of an illuminated finger
- We cannot accurately determine colours
- We are incapable of reading the letters of an eyechart no more than maybe a couple of feet from our face
- We cannot determine the number of finger held up at a similar distance
*Dentist*
- We have some atrocious breath, presumably
- We need to have six teeth pulled, one of them just being a large cavity where a tooth once was
- We brush our teeth with bacon grease
- Floss snaps between our teeth, implying that the plaque building up between them has actually *SOLIDIFIED*
- Our teeth disintegrate when coming into contact with fluoride
*Pediatrician*
- Our temperature is abnormal
- Our height is anomalous and seems to fluctuate in a abnormal manner
- Our reflexes on our right side are completely shot, but our left side is overreactive
- We have an entire insect culture living on our scalp
- We bleed profusely when our skin is broken
*Allergist*
- We are aggressively allergic to *EVERYTHING*
*Physical Therapist*
- We cannot regulate the force we squeeze things with
- We have difficulty raising our arms above our head
- We make incredibly sudden neck movements
- We have glass bones and paper skin
- We need to relearn how to do everything
- We cannot maintain grip on something being pulled from us
- We break our legs dropping a small distance (maybe a few inches at most)
*Dermatologist*
- Our skin doesn't look good
- We have the sun living in our room at all times, 24/7, beating down on our skin
- Our skin is simultaneously extremely oily and dry
- The state of our face can make a medical professional rethink her life decisions
- We need new skin
*E.N.T.*
- It is debatable if we have ears, a nose, or a throat
- The inside of our ears puts the Grand Canyon to shame
- We cannot make out simple, three letter words
- Our tonsils are long overdue a removal
*Cardiologist*
- Our heartbeat, presumably, is abnormal
- We are on *A LOT* of medications
- Our blood pressure is worrying, as is our oxygen level
*Anaesthesiologost/Surgeon*
- We are immune to standard anaesthesia
All in all, not ideal. But, as Jeremy Clarkson once said, "could be worse"
This honestly deserves more likes
And these are only the stage 1 symptoms of space aids
This needs 63k likes. Not 63.
We’re an SCP
@@dremdram5496 lmao
i love how gibi manages to do different personalities for each medic in such a perfect way so that the viewer is almost tricked to feel like every encounter is with a different person
It's even cooler when you close your eyes. You can still tell which doctor is which by the personality
It’s just you
@@alternatelifee nah bro it's not, she changes clothes for each medical expert and changes the lights and their personality. It's very easy to tell the differences between one doctor and another
@@lyphrx I know that, I’m just saying I don’t feel like there is a difference
@@alternatelifee you said it's just you, but it's not just this guy, but I understand. Sorry for the slight misunderstanding 👋
8:09 I LOVED WHEN SHE SAID THAT I/YOU WERE BLEEDING AND THEN SHE JUST TAKES A RANDOM SHREK BAND😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I loved it 🤣🤣🤣
this is hilarious!!! oh my gosh i loved the entire thing! my ears tingled and my ass giggled the entire time! You're so funny and i love the change in outfits with each character!!
So let me get this straight:
I am a husk of a person with glass bones and paper skin, I'm allergic to literally everything, my nervous system is non existent, my head is a utopia for large bugs to inhabit, my eyes don't actually work and my mouth is a chamber of death
Lmao sounds about right 🤣
Ya
Sounds right
“CORRECT”
Yea basically
now all we need is a sequel series where gibi helps to fix everything that's wrong
That would be awesome
Yes bro just yes-
we are far past the point of being fixed...
Also, Bro Said QUADrant 5 💀💀💀
@@alexjt0746 obviously…apparently our face has 5 quadrants it doesn’t get worse than that
probably one of the funniest asmr videos i have seen😂😂😂
POV, the nurses at the mental hospital doing their checks:
Which means the one with light blue nurse just got a free pass to leave
Hahaha I lost it when the dermatologist checked "Quadrant 5", then took as step back when she realized the patient is definitely not supposed to have a "Quadrant 5". I love that the dermatologist didn't even want to comment on that, just moved on lol
My favorite quotes from the dermatologist (I will be editing this)
"I'm gonna turn off the light for everyone's sanity here."
"Do you wear sunscreen? Because you may have you know, the sun living in your room at all times 24/7 beating down on your skin. That's what it looks like to me."
"Quadrant 1: Traumatizing."
"Quadrant 2: Absolute decimation."
"Quadrant 3: Perhaps able to rehabilitate Quadrant 3. There's hope."
"Quadrant 4: I'm losing hope."
"Quadrant 5: ..."
"You don't really need this face anymore. You have no use for it, it is not serving you."
@@OfficialKarkatVantas homestuck in the gibi comment section⁉️
@@OfficialKarkatVantas wait. actually. you would know about quadrants wouldnt you.
@@theMyRadiowasTaken yes.
@carcinoGeneticist another good one: "is your skin oily or dry? It's both, extremely. Okay, good to know"
We should have a sequel to this where Gibi actually manages to fix everything
Ikr
That would need like a Avengers Endgame Level Script
There is a cliffhanger in the end and I’m waiting
666th likeee
Yes!!
This was so passively aggressive in the funniest and most comical of ways 😂
always come back to this one ❤❤
This was a solid 23 minutes of pure comedy xD Both your acting and the story was amazing! On a side note I think I need to visit my doctor, for some reason.
Side effects, I feel the same
I actually have a doctors visit because my heart keeps stopping when I fall asleep and wake up :D (I am a child in highschool) lmao
@@Stannie_al oh, hope they figure it out :) take care
@@Stannie_al good luck
@@Stannie_al so your basically dying everytime you sleep ok get well soon :)
I haven't had much education in the field of dental or allergen science but I can speak with relative authority on the rest, emphisis on relative.
Just some surface observations:
• we have clearly suffered a, if not many, stroke(s),
• a lot of our symptoms seem to originate from pure bad hygiene,
• many of them also seem to be bad genetics, specifically the allergies,
• we seem to have some form of severe damage to our vagus nerve,
• the sensory issues may not just be attributed to the vagus nerve damage, we may also have damage to our sensory organs,
• we have EXTREME cardiovascular issues,
• we also likely have melanoma (cancer of the skin).
• We have tritanopia (red-purple color blindness),
In conclusion, we're fucked.
Well I’ll be damned.
Well gah damn
You forgot the hemaparalisys and frequent bone fracture/bone death
And hemophilia, we have that too.
that is a hell of a description
Your videos are so satisfying❤😊
I like to imagine us being really chill about this like "Yeah, I got all these problems, so how's your day?"
I will never get tired of watching your "Everything is Wrong" videos they're just too good and the perfect balance of relaxation and entertainment!!
Gibi always adds the extra touches like the different headwear that matches the color themes and the heart rate on the moniter increasing at the end had me dying. Literally. We need to appreciate these types of things more.
Plot: In reality,we're completely healthy and the whole hospital is crazy---
Oof liked the video! I could not sleep all night because i was laughing!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch to fall asleep. I was trying to fall asleep and I ended up laughing all night. She’s TOO funny 😂
Her patients are crazy in trouble
Doctor gibi has diagnosed you with insomnia
We are a living disaster 😂🫠
@Gabby Tabby yes
Bro i started fricken DYING at the dentist
Gibi: *Tries to put on mask*
Mask: *won't go on because of no ears*
Also Gibi: It's fine I'm a professional
We saw the vid😐
@@bzanh1306 I was pointing out because it was funny, if you looked in the comments for more than a second you would see that a lot of people are doing it.
@@bzanh1306 damn, ur some what of a boomer.
@@daimeinkahle3631 you could of just put the time
@@unsubpleese how?
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THANKS SO MUCH
this is probably my favorite asmr video to ever exist and i dont even really watch asmr videos
I love asmr but I've been hooked on this video ever since it came out
Gibi: Everything is gonna be just fine.
Gibi:I don't have ears!
Also Gibi: ItS fInE i Am A pRoFeSsIoNaL
I CAN'T- FR
i said the same comment two months ago and it got no likes :D
Dentist Gibi
Gives you water
Dentist: Spit it out on the side
Dentist: In the sink!
@@iambora_ wow
@@iambora_ Not me looking at this wondering if you're talking about me🥲
Gibi: "can you smell this one?"
Me: "lemon!"
Gibi: "no it's not sulfur, it's lemon."
Me: :(
hahhahahaha
lol
Me:
"Its mint."
her: "No it's not sulfur, its lemon."
Me: "I think you need to take a hearing check ma'am."
i had it with the purple pencil being green. I said green.....
@@Natcoma I said that the orange pencil was purple. It was purple tho..
Its because you can't speak right, EVERYTHING is wrong
I feel ashamed because I watched this every night and it helps me go to sleep every night. I cannot fall asleep without it.
I dont know what it is about this video that makes it the best for me, but i think its her voice, she had a very nice and relaxing voice.
As a dentist, I can say I laughed SO hard at the "what do you brush your teeth with? Bacon grease? Yeah I figured" because that exact thought has definitely crossed my mind more than once 🤣
Our height is incomprehensible, possibly fluctuating, we are allergic to ink, cotton, and all things in general, our teeth are both strong enough to break military grade floss and weak enough to disintegrate in the presence of fluoride, we scared a pediatrician who has to deal with nightmare kids every day, our ears, nose and throat are barley existent at best, our eye sight is non-existent yet we were able to make all these appointments or at least attend them without any assistance at all, we are color blind, our skin is both dry and oily to both extremes, our reflexes are nonexistent on one side and overactive on the other, we are unable to raise our hands, we have no memory at all, yet remember to come to these appointments, are completely numb all over yet can feel things but not the give of them, look completely sunburnt all over, our bones break when we move yet we get places constantly, we need new skin, our ears if we have them are so dirty we have literal mountains of dirt in them, don’t work at all and hear gibberish when listening to humans, our throat if it exists at all is so infected if counts as a nuclear weapon our, nose if is existent is so scary it made a doctor cancel the rest of the appointment, our lungs don’t work at all, our heart beats extremely irregularly, our blood pressure is scary and our oxygen level is dangerous, and we can somehow withstand anesthesia made for hippos. We also have fucking ladybugs in our hair.
I have come to the conclusion we are an eldritch horror writers were to afraid to write about because they feared just reading about us would turn some people mad.
We are somehow so powerful, yet so close to death at the same time.
@@naughtymelon6712so... Shedinja from Pokémon?
@@Livia.H. Cause its not the original comment lol..he basically copied and pasted
are we even human at this point?? :-:
I feel like we are a mortal cursed by every single god to ever exist at this point
13:34 so i have a horrendous cough rn and i was just watching it peacefully and the eye thing caused me to have a whole coughing fit to the point where i was struggling to breathe. thanks, gibi, for indirectly suffocating me. i feel very immersed. :D
I just had to click on the timestamp just to start dying
watched it 5 times. Funny, relaxing, and this lady is pretty. Iam satisfied.
This is absolutely hilarious. I never thought I'd laugh so hard on an ASMR video.
3:26 "Dear God. Can you see me right now? Do you know where you are?" Great acting.
Ikr... supposed to be trying to fall asleep yeah um...no, im cracking up 😆
Hey that thing with the markers I’m not seeing any comment about it it goes purple then orange right??
@@aaroncranston4139 Yeah there was 1 comment I saw that mentioned that - meant to show that you are color blind and can't tell the difference, really get into roleplaying a medically misfortuned patient!
yea lol
Fun fact:when I read the comment I was at the exact same time when she said it
As a chronically ill person I find this hysterical lmao, I just can't help but imagine my doctors reacting to me like this, with just pure confusion and terror 😭😭
Omg same lol😅😅
Same
I don’t think anyone could ever be this chronically ill. Even people with severe birth effects probably wouldn’t evoke this reaction. We’re 100% a lovecraftian horror 💀
@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah you'd be surprised lol, ive had doctors be like 'how are you still alive???' y
3:01 lol the way she sighed and then just said "eye chart."😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This video has never failed to put me to sleep very fast😊
The fact that she can make herself pretend to be angry and make it seem genuine is very creative XD
Who said she was pretending?
@@ir0nicd34th9 plot twist
@@ir0nicd34th9 I want one of these with Gibi going "Y'know what..." And just punching the camera full force
You are PERFECTING the art of "Everything is Wrong!" ASMR. Also, your Pediatrician character is freaking AMAZING! All in all it is only these super rare amazingly high quality ASMR videos that allow me to feel tingles anymore.
fr its amazing 👌
its not amazing, you like lights flashing in your face???????? you like people talking to sleep? THEN WHY DO PEOPLE TELL ME AND EVERYONE TO SHUT UP WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO SLEEP, and if i find ur house at night ill eat a bag of chips to SOOTHE YOU? IS THE SOUND OF SPITTING SOOTHING?
@@EvanTheHistorian dont listen asmr just to hate it bruh
@@blueberryvape do you understand my point I'm trying to get into the ASMR heads?
@@EvanTheHistorian Well i dont know anyone who sleeps with the headphones playing ASMR. I just use asmr to focus, the unique noises help me focus on what im doing, something about listening to sounds i normally wouldnt hear helps me focus. This is just how/why i use asmr, this probably doesnt apply to everyone as not everyone has ADHD, but I hope this helps you understand some reasons why people like ASMR
This was fun! Loved it!
U are too funny 😂
But I got so many tingles 🥴this is AMAZING I loved it 😊
this woman is literally making me relax and laugh at the same time
Especially when the anesthesiologist scene started
2:56
Gibi: “Can you tell me what color this is?”
Also Gibi: *shows orange pen*
Me, out of sarcasm: “Purple.”
Gibi: “No, it’s purple.”
Me: “I- What-“
Crazy coincidence
Well, thats red
Lol
I did the same with he other one
You and I are not so different
Does anyone else love how she has different scrubs that are different colors that’s commitment.
I swear gibi sounds like my 3rd period English teacher 🥐
Dermatologist Gibi: *puts down glasses*
Also Dermatologist Gibi: 👁👄👁
your profile pic is literally perfect
@@kyokajiroussecretlovechild5316 Ik right
@@Maddie.play.Roblox.i. I’m
@Le gender dabadidabaday
@Le gender 💀
I love the initial front of confidence each specialist displays, which rapidly falls away to reveal a wave of confusion and panic the moment they begin their examination.
368 likes and no replys lemme fix that
On the dermatologist, when the lowers the eye things what her eyes look like are HALLARIOUS!!
(I can't spell...)
У меня снова бессонница
Так что время переслушивать это АСМР в тысячный раз 🥰