Ask The Brofessor 21: White Claws, Olympic Lifting, Mermaids
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Bro Science #136: Q&A from Instagram
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“She’s on her knees in front of me going to town, like she has errands to run.” 😂 I’m dead!
'i was just about to start a family in her mouth"..... LOL
Immediately starts talking about blowies.
DeMoNiTiZeD
No worries! Dollar Shave Club got out back.
there were ads on the video dummy
De-Dom-itized
@@burritodog3634 not now lol
@@maximusaralieous1728 this video was sponsored :p no ads anyway
"140% of you would fuck a whole fish." Dom is a genius.
That was some funny shit.
I lost my shit
Not literally
i literally fell on the floor laughing
No way was I gonna fall on the floor laughing. Not after Larry lost his shit all over it.
I’ve laughed really hard at his videos, but that joke literally had me rolling.
When it’s actually just been a week between videos
This is the timeline we live in now
Dom needs more money so he can keep getting blow and hoes
You from Suffern
I must consult the Elder Gods...
Well that didnt last
“How much you can snatch IS NOT the same as how much snatch you get” 😂😂😂
I guess rent for 2019 is paid off in advance
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Cant wait to see you all again in two months
What the hell! A video after a week! I thought he was lying. See ya in 3 months guys!
Haha so true ;D
See you later man
2 weeks tops...
@@raulsalcedo8332 said 2weeks ago
Hey ;)
2019, Dom still makes me laugh.
Bas Dergen 69 likes
Bas Dergen Nice
2020c Dom still makes us laugh.
2021, Dom still makes me laugh
2021
Dom: “How to lift after 30?”
Me: Steroids?
Dom: Steroids
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"I am always serving yolo-pies" I'ma use that one 😂
LegionOfLegend only pulling out of the driveway😂😂
"A baby laughter when you know he is not yours"
This got me dying!
can we get this guy more sponsors so we can have a few more vids
“What is that a preworkout ingredient?”😂💀
Austin Stone lvanov6
"Great stuff"
Cracked me up lol
Watching this while taking a shit. Great stuff dom.
David Witt actually same lol that preworkout shit
Same bro. Pre shower dump
Monday beer and coffee shits
You are like me but in the future
@@liuses5gaming205 intra shower dump.
“The only thing weak about me is my pull-out game”
**dont think we will ever forget the calves dom**
Last time I was this early dom didn’t have a beard
Fellow marksman sub I see
Last time I was this early was last night :'(
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..... I was fondling the cousin at my dog's house.
“They pair seemlessly with Bluetooth so your phone won’t start blasting your favorite Japanese inspired romance cartoon during church.” lmao Killed me
Damn, all these videos lately...
*Did they raise the rent on you again Dom?*
Nah, he still owes child support.
FilaStyle84 to his forgotten child....legs
gawd, so annoying huh?
@@Kingarthurjohn *Brad.
Dom must be renting the damn Taj Mahal with this many videos
Austin Bouchard you mean the vag withdrawal?
8:17 explained perfectly. I've been saying this for years, and Sommer Ray is the perfect example
As a former tits guy this has really put a lot of things into perspective. Now I can explain myself better to my bros
Nah I can’t date an A cup girl with an ass
@@pwners4u then you are truly lost.
remhawk73 c cup is as small as I will go, I don’t like flat chested girls. Also a girl with some sort of ass can go to the gym and improve it tits are not gonna grow
@@pwners4u spoken like a true gentleman. Any girl can hit the gym to get a phatty, but you just get lucky with tits. It's VERY rare to find a girl with a huge rack and no ass, so that shouldn't be in the debate, but more often than not, you'll find a skinny sorority girl with no tits and an absolute monster ass cause that's all she works on, like Sommer ray. She's absolutely beautiful, but pretty much the thing exceptional about her is her ass...and her eyes.
Last time I was this early Dom didn't look like a GTA character
Dude, he looks like a fucking immigrant!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@raulsalcedo8332 how
@@morganfreeman8230 he's got that stereotypical Eastern European Get-up
@@morganfreeman8230 yea, hes got that slavic sweats look
Most alpha leg exercises.
YOU CANT KEEP IGNORING THEM DOM!
There’s no such thing as an alpha leg exercise
@@Whadduphomie ATG pause squat is definitely for le gym alphas
Curls duh
Deadlifts
Metallic < is being very very geh fun?
“Oh Yea I pull out... pull out the drive way and weave” 😂
I hope you stay consistent with the weekly videos
because you inspired me to create my own videos
"So I'm sitting there boned up like skeletor"😂😂
why did Dom record this from a casting couch? I guess the bills need to be paid......
*looks at date of previous video*
Dom, are... are you in some trouble with loan sharks?
he IS the swo-loan shark.
“Twould be an honor, my lady “😂😂😂😂
Dom: *breathes*
TH-cam: *DeMonitiZaTIoN*
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@@ehmjay3457 interesting
" I'm about to start a family in her mouth next thing you know the cousin walks in and I say don't worry bro she's just praying "🤣🤣
Great! I tell everyone I'm an Olympic lifter, you've made me realise I can also tell everyone I'm an Olympic swimmer! 🤣
You can call yourself Zeus since your are now an Olympian.
No one cares
"She was just praying"
I couldn't, i just couldn't 😂😂
“When you know that that baby ain’t yours and not yo problem” amine
Who the hell writes this material?
"Boned up like skeletor? Hug your hogmonster? Start a family in her mouth?"
This writing is brilliant!
Don, NEVER CHANGE
Dom writes his own material
What would you say is weaker? Your pullout game or Bradley Martin?
Damn, now asking the real questions.
Always feel weird in these comment sections
Bradley Martin I’d feel weird to if I were that tiny.
#millimeterpeter
Top 10 questions scientists still can’t answer
"Going to town like she has errands to run" That one got me.
Damn he actually put out another video a week later. *Mind Blown*
"And that was my first rep for jesus" oh my days i love dom😂😂😂
I was Dom for Halloween 3 years ago, it was eye-opening to see who actually got it right away.
Details? what were the Reactions?
“If my math is correct”
Yes Dom, yes it was
Does that tracksuit come with an AK-47? (heavy Slavic breathing intensifies)
Your writing and delivery are getting better every year. Keep it up bro. Life time fan here :)
Back on the mass-ting couch I see
Where we serving up yolo pies all day
Bro... your channel is pure gold
I love how news articles don’t even try to smear this guys name because he genuinely wouldn’t give a fuck what they would have to write about him😂
Best educational channel on TH-cam
I love the acronym to remember how to lift in my old age.
I love how little you care about disguising sponsored videos lol This is awesome! No shame just entertainment
I'm listening to this in the gym and falling apart laughing 😂
I feel like Dom lost his money at the casino so that’s why he’s probably making videos more request lololol
"How much you can snatch doesn't mean how much snatch you can get"
Lmfao subscribed
Been watching you since Episode 1! Def one of your best!
Holy shit (so far) he's actually going thru with this
One of your best Ask the Brofessor
Dino stompers 😭☠️ bro they’re like nurse boots
See you next year, Dom!!!
'Japanese inspired romance cartoon" LMFAO
“Dom says “With the eyes all looking at you”and the fish mouth🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭 my go to laugh inducing show lmao & Bradley Martin too🔥
"the cheques gonna bounce like a quarter right off that ass"
Nice to see the weekly videos only lasted two weeks.
8:22 “a tee ball player with a rack” -the fax
This is easily one of the best ask the brofessor episodes ever
"That baby is not yours and not your problem, a truly blissful experience" as a dad, i fucking felt that xD
Pusseidon has blessed us yet again with his vast knowledge of the clam and small dose of essentials after 30. Wheymen🙌🏼
They sound better than a baby's laughter, especially when you know that it's not ur baby and not ur problem 6:28
Lmao im dead
See you next year Dom for the next video
Goddammit, I'm so glad I watched the whole video, I laughed so hard in the end
I first read pubic serpent. And a good day to you too!
@@beao7133 that's a good one, I gotta admit :)
Gold! Dom never lost a step!
Only ogs remember when Don was sponsored by tang iPhone service
Dom*
Thank you dom
Im Canadian and I laughed super hard at the « Im going to the olympics for curling, no not Canadian bowling » HAHAHAHAHA still laughing
Honestly dude I laugh out loud at every one of your videos. If quality of video means less frequent posts thats 100% the way to go cause ur killin it
I never pressed like harder in ma entire life, when i saw regular upload
Tomorrow will be "next week", can't wait for the new video 🙂
mdursun6742 I was excited to where’s the video?
@@emmanueltusa9346 I... I don't understand... It is supposed to be here... We were Bamboozled!
mdursun6742 like a dad , I think he just whent to the store for some smokes
@@emmanueltusa9346 I felt that
How is no one mentioning "Pussain Bolt" that had me dead
Got the notification new video was out during work. Pushed my meeting to make sure I gain these holy gainz from the og Brofessor
What is this Christmas? Damn I’ll see y’all next year.
Dom is a gift
Last time I was this early, Brad was still relevant.
😂😂😂😂😂
I had never been up early either
So, you've never been this early?
@@LtRyanPYT Touché.
define "relevant"
SENPAI THANK YOU
“Can’t tell me what to do or where to jizz” 🤣
Ur shts the best on youtube, keep up with the weekly uploads brofessor.
I’m only to S in the acronym and we already know it’s Steroids 😂
Half of the way through the acronym i knew its steroids🤣
Dom is back. I love it.
The answer is always juice 😂👏🏻
The answer IS always juice!
Dom is the most consistently funny comedian on the planet. Dude doesn't miss. Holy shit that was hysterical.
Last time I was this early Dom didn’t have tattoos
bro your statistics at the end are on point!
"Boned up like skellator! " that was great
Thanks for the earbuds Dom!
dom’s mclaren loan callin his name
I’m so glad you’re back. The game has missed you.
Dom was here two weeks in a row, but his microphone wasn't.
another video so soon , damn I am not ready for this
None too pleased at the sight she sees -Dom Mazzetti 2019
Doms workout advice is great.
Almost the 1st, rent is due... time for a video I guess... huh?
Oh damn he made the joke. Everybody clap.
“Going to town like she’s got fucking errands to run” aaaagh i love bro science😂
Is this a weekly upload 😳... see y’all in 3 months
Best morning ever