Saturday Morning Scrublords - Fight of Gods

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  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    CROSS COUNTER. LITERALLY.

  • @SPerrigo123
    @SPerrigo123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I never thought in all my life I'd hear the words "It's a Jesus mirror match." And have it be completely serious

  • @sascachuhuan
    @sascachuhuan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    Pope francis is gonna tear through the competition when this game gets to EVO.
    He knows all the secret moves

    • @Kenpachi_Ramasama
      @Kenpachi_Ramasama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Note to self: Getting on God's good side grants you sick Heat moves.

    • @fudgegorilla
      @fudgegorilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Ironically, he mains Buddha.

    • @apexalex13
      @apexalex13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Drown in pools, nah... he be drowning in red wine by the time he is done with EVO

    • @apexalex13
      @apexalex13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Never mind, YOU CAN'T DROWN IN POOLS IF YOU WALK ON WATER

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      aa aa but you can drown in land.

  • @mikaelolsson5791
    @mikaelolsson5791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Moses doesn't have a command throw, he has a commandment throw.
    I'll see myself out...

  • @ghosthand3737
    @ghosthand3737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Jesus is capable of godlike cross ups and wake up moves I see.

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "Jesus was a hacker. Look at that glitched out t-pose"

    • @zaneseibert
      @zaneseibert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And don't forget that when he get's KO'ed with full meter he resurrects like Phoenix.

    • @takezokimura2571
      @takezokimura2571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cross ups XD

    • @ufofighter16
      @ufofighter16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Anubis is a strong counter-pick to Jesus; An Anti-Christ, if you will

    • @guigondi7671
      @guigondi7671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      whenever he go for a cross-up he always nails it.

  • @CapedJoel
    @CapedJoel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "I'm Back For The People"
    By Far my favorite biblical quote, you could put that on a million bumper stickers.

    • @ericj4444
      @ericj4444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caped-Joel I didn't expect to see you here Joel.

    • @EpitaphxOfxGungnir
      @EpitaphxOfxGungnir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "I'm about to fuck a bitch up."
      A lesser known biblical quote as Jesus was breaking out of his cross to pimp slap a few heathens.

    • @sokumotanaka9271
      @sokumotanaka9271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "I'm back for the people."
      *A warning*

    • @magnumbadguy9354
      @magnumbadguy9354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The true people's champ.

    • @E-Man5805
      @E-Man5805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I ' M B A C K !

  • @TraitorousTortoise
    @TraitorousTortoise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    This game has Amaterasu and MvCI does not.
    This game has an Arcade mode and SFV does not.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And look where that got them, a better game with Mika's butt. Checkmate.

    • @guigondi7671
      @guigondi7671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      But they removed the butt slap...

    • @GUNxSPECTRE
      @GUNxSPECTRE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can't wait until TRUE VR and SFXVIII so I can suffocate and die under Mika's butt slam.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Love Taps I dunno man... I can immediately see Amaterasu in this game. Arcade Mode is right before my eyes too. I can't just see "better game" in SFV.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guilherme Gonçalves Dias but you can see all that tasty meat everywhere else

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    Moses versus Anubis... 100% lore accurate!

    • @314epsilon
      @314epsilon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      immersive as fuck

    • @cal0890
      @cal0890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      314epsilon top immersion scientists were hired to make this game the ultimate god like experience

    • @Famygdala
      @Famygdala 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No musical number though. I hope it's in the next installment.

    • @ianduarte1992
      @ianduarte1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      its true, my uncle is an imersion scientist

    • @Kidbizzaro6
      @Kidbizzaro6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      THUS SAITH THE LORD

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Pat: JESUS SHIT CHRIST!
    Matt: Jesus can't help you against the Indonesian Gods.
    - Dreadout, Shitstorm 2

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 dat's some good lore!

    • @aesmor2922
      @aesmor2922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minute?

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dieqa Iskandar 5:18 into the Dreadout video.

    • @Dlnew3
      @Dlnew3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jesus can't cure your taste in waifus

    • @XioniX17
      @XioniX17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      puu.sh/xv3De/12e0869082.png
      puu.sh/xv3My/96b3591a0d.png

  • @technoskull
    @technoskull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    "Veggietales was secretly about Christianity and suckered everyone in"
    Veggietales was pretty damn open about that from the get go. The first handful of episodes were just straight up adaptations of bible stories, everything included, god and all. If anything they've become significantly LESS religious as the years have gone on.

    • @nerdyvids1
      @nerdyvids1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yeah, I have no idea how anyone could look at Veggietales and not immediately see it was all Christianity based.

    • @770megaman
      @770megaman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Temeraire can't tell if sarcasm or legit?!

    • @nerdyvids1
      @nerdyvids1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Legit, there is often a segment at the beginning or end of an episode where Bob and Larry are on the countertop and get a letter from a kid talking about a problem they have. This then leads into the main film and then a lesson. More often then not they will explicitly mention the Bible or God, and they typically end an episode with "Remember: God made you special, and he loves you very much! Goodbye!"
      I was raised on Veggietales, I know all the lore.

    • @PretentiousAdonis
      @PretentiousAdonis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Temeraire I guess it can sucker in kids. How many cool kids want to watch jesus vegetables when they could watch something like dragon ball?

    • @davidvillarrius6313
      @davidvillarrius6313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      technoskull Hit the nail on the head.

  • @heykenzo4284
    @heykenzo4284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I'm a christian. And I seriously think that Jesus wouldn't mind playing this game. Heck, as far as I know, he might be here already and he might have played it already. But he wouldn't play as himself, he would only play as Buddha, and Buddha would only play as Jesus. Because they were roommates in the manga.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'd like to think my lord and savior would have better taste in fighters

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It always baffled me that Buddha and Jesus are the main characters in that Japanese manga, like I get the Buddha, but why Jesus (only 1% of Japanese are Christians)? I seriously wanted to see my waifu Amaterasu instead.

    • @heykenzo4284
      @heykenzo4284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      コイノ/ Koino Probably to get more attention outside of Japan. That would be a valid strategy in current society. The controversial topic is also really good for selling the main idea.

    • @deciduous_reaper
      @deciduous_reaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eruno_ I'm guessing your meaning Saint Young men

    • @anvb5a1
      @anvb5a1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IF jesus existed, he would play king of fighters!

  • @Nate-ik8cf
    @Nate-ik8cf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I am now a devoted Christian after seeing Jesus Christ performing sick kombos and counters.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      >Kombos with a K
      >Counters with a C
      Heathen.

  • @unclebayou53
    @unclebayou53 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Jesus needs an MKX variant system:
    Catholic
    Protestant
    Grenada

    • @TheWaverunners
      @TheWaverunners 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Grenada Jesus Victory Quote: "Ah''m coming back!"

    • @enoncenotev2829
      @enoncenotev2829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or a Groove System.
      "Grenada Groove" has a nice ring to it.

    • @flyinggeneral
      @flyinggeneral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe Jesus has a move called "Avoiding the cutlass" when using Grenada.

    • @ManFromTheFizz
      @ManFromTheFizz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahhahah all the different demoniations are his different outfits XD

    • @arcadedomination8006
      @arcadedomination8006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I have come to punish you for the evils of premarital sex!"

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Buddha, Calm Down!" would be a great alternate title for this game

  • @CyricZ
    @CyricZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Jesus: I'm back to RISE!

    • @RedBzerkr
      @RedBzerkr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Back to FLOE!

  • @totallynotladyzozo3281
    @totallynotladyzozo3281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    NO MEN
    NO KINGS
    ONLY... GODS!

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Totally Not Lady Zozo and sexy bitches

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Thoth
      For some reason people can't spell his name right anymore. Ironic for the god of scribes.

    • @LavosAdvocate
      @LavosAdvocate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's ḏḥwty, and we have no ideas what the vowels were. Likely something like Djehuty.

    • @radguurl
      @radguurl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?!?!"

    • @RocMegamanX
      @RocMegamanX 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Djehuty...sounds familiar...(Zone of the Enders?)

  • @newguy574
    @newguy574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    As a wise religious woman once said "you don't know what your messing with".

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But with proper grammar.

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pistolhappyman i got jesus on my necklace

    • @mortiferultimatus4173
      @mortiferultimatus4173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Cyrus K "Y'all ain't be knowin' what yo be messin' with"

    • @flyinggeneral
      @flyinggeneral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Chokin on my coke here."

    • @BlaqueCzar
      @BlaqueCzar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mortifer Ultimatus
      edgelord humor

  • @Oktulp21
    @Oktulp21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "The entire New Testement is trash"- Woolie
    "Yeah, its fan fiction." - Pat

    • @n-aera
      @n-aera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      damn yews

    • @u-tone1997
      @u-tone1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally make my day

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Torah was the original work
      The bible was fanfiction
      The kuran was fanfiction but they found the bible not hardcore enough

  • @MrGeremyTibbles
    @MrGeremyTibbles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Guan Dong is the diefic version of Guan Yu who was such a badass general he became the god of war

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's common in Asia for people who achieved great deeds to become gods in literal sense.

    • @gyrobasel
      @gyrobasel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kim Jong Un is the modern-day evidence of that

    • @enoncenotev2829
      @enoncenotev2829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Having a beard game so strong it became one of his many honorific titles certainly didn't hurt, either.

    • @corazonfeathers8116
      @corazonfeathers8116 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guandong?
      Sure you don't mean Kanto?

    • @ryanwebster4802
      @ryanwebster4802 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CorazonFeathers z

  • @Kenpachi_Ramasama
    @Kenpachi_Ramasama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    At the bottom of the barrel, one can expect to *BECOME AS GODS.*

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Can we get Arksys to make a fighting game comprised of Platinum protagonists?

    • @julie-suechidna9658
      @julie-suechidna9658 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This went beyond the bottom of the barrel into another dimension entirely.

    • @SlayerOfKleiners
      @SlayerOfKleiners 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They've run out of barrels to dig to the bottom of. Ergo, *THIS CANNOT CONTINUE.*

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Edward 'Ramasama' Desiderio *traumatic memories of Emil start playing in head*

    • @zo0bit
      @zo0bit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Any Platinum character fighting game better come with a playable Father Servo.

  • @DrButthugger
    @DrButthugger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Buddha just throwing out those jutsu's with wild abandon.

  • @edowardoh
    @edowardoh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    BANNED IN MALAYSIA

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Steam is blocked there because of this game.

    • @edowardoh
      @edowardoh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      PollyGlodd how else are the Malaysians gonna play as JESUS?

    • @purvdragon-sensei
      @purvdragon-sensei 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PollyGlodd
      Like the entire thing? What the hell.

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yep. The entire fucking service bc of one game.

    • @edowardoh
      @edowardoh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guess Fight of Gods failed to take down the Malaysian e-sports scene

  • @TheMansterTruck
    @TheMansterTruck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The jiggle physics on sif are wild

    • @zamu2
      @zamu2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Godlike

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thor knows how to pick 'em.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ullr cries in the distance.

    • @Gamma0_0
      @Gamma0_0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      _Not physics, animations_

  • @jimbob5026
    @jimbob5026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I would of preferred if Jacob would have been the rep from the Bible literary universe, as he's a legacy character with an established move list. What can this game really achieve without fan favorite moves like "angel off the top rope" and the "Jacob's Ladder" flying, spinning piledriver. While I support including new characters like Jesus, sometimes the original world warriors are what crossovers really need.

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Jim Bob honestly, a lot of the Bible dudes need some fighting game rep, Samson is a good pick.

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nah man, should've gone with Elijah. Summon Crow combos, and meteor drops, and his super involves him jumping on his flaming wind chariot and running his enemy over.

    • @Gackra
      @Gackra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Y'all can keep sleeping on David if you want to. He CANONICALLY defeated one of the strongest characters in the series, with a slingshot.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bah, everyone knows Goliath was just one of those old-school gimmick big guys who are actually low-tier.

    • @LambentV
      @LambentV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot to add that Elijah has super speed too.

  • @AfroMetalMizu
    @AfroMetalMizu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    There is no more Fisticuffs. Only Scrubgods

    • @ghostfear2011
      @ghostfear2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AfroMetalMizu And fighting who gets to be Jesus.

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Remember that time Jesus pulled himself off the cross and beat the shit out of Zeus?

    • @ghostfear2011
      @ghostfear2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Richter The D "My children, you should know something: I'm packing."

    • @thunderphoenix440
      @thunderphoenix440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How could I forget? I was there, I was eating popcorn and dates.

    • @Samuelrt5
      @Samuelrt5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AfroMetalMizu Scrubs: Gods Among Us

  • @Shayman94
    @Shayman94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Yooo Buddha's super is that big ass palm strike from Kung Fu Hustle XD.

  • @BazzBrother
    @BazzBrother 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I feel like a game abuot god fights has so much potential because the roster can get sooo big and sooo crazy

    • @evenflow714
      @evenflow714 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bazz Bro Play Smite

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      play SMT

    • @loganoates6683
      @loganoates6683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bazz Bro We need a god fighter that doesn’t suck! Developers- I’m looking at you! ;)

  • @ScourgeSolace
    @ScourgeSolace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I'm a pretty religious person, but this is hilarious. The fact that Jesus fights with pieces of the cross is just amazing, I love it!

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Scourge and Solace I didnt even find it offensive. i loved it LOL

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Scourge and Solace Saaame dude. I actually cracked up at the "turn the other cheek" counter. This might be the most fun you can have playing as Jesus in a video game.

    • @Mareepu
      @Mareepu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I find it pretty endearing. Who can complain about Jesus fanfiction when He's being a cool guy?

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only thing i found even slightly offensive about this game is Moses and Santa being playable. Neither of them are deities in there own stories

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mlpfanboy1701 they're the batman and green arrow, two average joes

  • @TheSpiralCurse
    @TheSpiralCurse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    We should probably call what Zeus does a grope instead of a grapple

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That makes it lore accurate.

    • @boheyo
      @boheyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      a gropple, if you will

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A snuggle with a struggle.

  • @joekewl7539
    @joekewl7539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Wow, nice to see something fresh at the bottom of the barrel! This is pretty new!

  • @fogblades6811
    @fogblades6811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Daddy, Where's Liam?"
    *Mother sheds single tear*
    "He went... To grab more cookies. He'll be right back."

  • @Monsterist76
    @Monsterist76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Thor promised the end of all frost giants.
    I don't see many frost giants around.

    • @WhoopBoi1240
      @WhoopBoi1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guess someone keeps their promises.
      Looking at you, Jesus!

    • @mr.punkie5872
      @mr.punkie5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wicked people existed and still exist, frost giants never did. The time will come.

  • @manwiththemachinegun
    @manwiththemachinegun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jacob is coming later as DLC, complete with Ladder.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      manwiththemachinegun Jacob's Ladder Match

  • @o0Andrade0o
    @o0Andrade0o 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Odin is siting on his throne shitting the rainbow bridge.

  • @tuffy135ify
    @tuffy135ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dude, Guan Gong/Di/Yu is the best. He is said to have killed a thousand men during the Yellow Turban Rebellion. When Hua Xiong taunted the troops trying to retrieve the emperor, Guan Yu vowed to bring his head at the consequence of his own. They wanted to toast on it, but he was all "Naw, son. Imma just be a minute." He came back with the head and drank his wine while it was still warm.
    When Cao Cao sent Guan Yu and Zhang Liao to defend Boma from Yan Liang, Guan Yu recognized Yan's umbrella, and beelined for him. He took his head and left, and no one could stop him!
    This was just some of while he was alive!

    • @MiaowGaiGar
      @MiaowGaiGar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And as a result of his exploits, he was referred to by his peers and foes alike as "The God of War", which is what ties his presence in this game together. Boom!

  • @Xenochrist
    @Xenochrist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Last time I got to smack Odin around was SMTIV: Apocalypse. Good ass game, that. *WHEN'S NOCTURNE*

    • @darkraioxxx
      @darkraioxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xenochrist Nocturne playthrough would be godlike.

    • @patrickloureiro1403
      @patrickloureiro1403 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      they said a while ago they are not doing it.

    • @zamu2
      @zamu2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Le'ts really push these fucks and have them play the original Shin Megami Tensei.

    • @Xenochrist
      @Xenochrist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nocturne I can honestly understand not LPing since you appropriately spend a metric shit ton of time battling, but there are other candidates like the Raidous, TMS or the aforementioned Apocalypse which, outside of one or two long dungeons are pretty decently paced. In the latter's case, Pat and Woolie have both beaten vanilla SMTIV so they'd be well primed for it. If they REALLY wanted to get crazy they could do SMT: If, the precursor to Persona, which isn't super long either.

    • @patrickloureiro1403
      @patrickloureiro1403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would love a one off, of the original persona just for pat to lose his shit at how obtuse it is.

  • @zedre7633
    @zedre7633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    _"The New Testament is fanfiction."_
    - Woolie "Don't Know Whatchu Messin' With" Madden

    • @tevinh3333
      @tevinh3333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zabaniya he's right though

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I believe his exact quote is "the whole new testament is trash". Unless he says your quote again later in the video.

    • @tevinh3333
      @tevinh3333 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      fallouthirteen it is though

    • @AlbinoAxolotl1993
      @AlbinoAxolotl1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, the Koran is bible Fanfiction.

    • @tevinh3333
      @tevinh3333 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Axol The Axolotl 🤔 true

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    No Matt, Medusa was not a Goddess. The reason why Athena has the shield is because she not only cursed Medusa to be a Gorgon after she and Poseidon screwed in her temple, then provided PErseus with the shield he used to help him slay Medusa.
    Also, NO PAT! Anubis is not a Villian, he's Thoth's best bro, and is the dude who helped stitch Osiris back together. He's objectively a good duy

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pathfinder Savant But I dont want him to judge my soul.
      If he dares do it I will make my god drown him with the seas of Egypt >:cccc

    • @anthonyatlas947
      @anthonyatlas947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Athena's more of an asshole than Anubis is. Athena punished Medusa because she was a virgin, one of many in Athena's temple, yet was *raped* by Poseidon.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Let us not forget Arachne. Because Athena lost a weaving contest that she had every advantage in. So she turned the winner into a spider. I fucking hate Athena, her Roman equivalent is so much better.

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pathfinder Savant Yeah, Anubis is basically a superhero. He just happens to govern the proceedings of dead human souls as well. I think they were mixing up Anubis and.. Set? Sethan? Something like that. Pretty sure it at least starts with S

    • @zoldator
      @zoldator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Anubis is a cool dude, he's the judge of the underworld. He's kinda like Hades, a neutral party who gets bad rep because of the "govern dead souls" thing and modern reinterpretations of myths. Athena was a huge bitch (goddess of wisdom my ass) and Set was the Egyptian baddie.

  • @Kobracondor
    @Kobracondor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    So this is the game that was banned in my country....
    What a waste of the government's time XD

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kobracondor Preach, man. As a Malaysian, I get their motivations behind the actions they took but they are so clearly overreacting. To block off a whole platform of PC games because of one game that might offend a number of religious folks is ludicrous. If this is how far they will go over one potentially offensive game, I can only fear about what they might do next. If they do anything to the SMT franchise...

    • @WatsonDynamite
      @WatsonDynamite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      truth is, they ordered Valve to only block this game from the store, but since Valve are so lazy, they took the easy way out and just put a shitty DNS filter on the whole store website. It's such a shitty measure that simply using Google DNS or a VPN will circumvent the "ban" really easily

  • @TheDeadlysyns
    @TheDeadlysyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Malayasia banned Steam because of this game.

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      TheDeadlysyns As a Malaysian, that was the most stupid thing that my country has ever done as far as I know.

    • @BigattckFirecat
      @BigattckFirecat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They also banned porn

    • @TheDeadlysyns
      @TheDeadlysyns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah but this is a Video game. Porn is banned in lots of countries.

    • @serp3n1
      @serp3n1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They banned this game specifically, not all of steam. kotaku is reporting things like kotaku again

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      serp3n1 Um... as far as I know, the Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Comission enforced a DNS block to the website. This is according to a national news outlet I follow on Twitter, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @spencerpommier806
    @spencerpommier806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    it turns out Matt knows less than nothing about Greek mythology

  • @Moodbone
    @Moodbone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This might be the best game they've played on Scrublords. Like, there's a genuine game here that's playable y'know? And there was some work and polish put into this game. I'd love to see this same idea made by a large studio, preferably one that has the balls to use Jesus.

    • @thegoodoldays911
      @thegoodoldays911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I dunno. Dong dong never die was pretty good.

  • @JasynSuin
    @JasynSuin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Oh hey, they actually included Guan Yu; usually he's only in Three Kingdoms stuff, and the fact that he's actually been deified is usually glossed over.

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zanna So that is Guan Yu? Huh.

    • @JasynSuin
      @JasynSuin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup! I remember this Chinese restaurant I used to go to had a shrine to him as part of the decor.

    • @joejoe2240
      @joejoe2240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zanna Oh, cool! To be honest though, I only knew about Guan Yu through Smite. ;)

    • @lucan5453
      @lucan5453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was actually kinda surprised that they dont get that this is Guan Yu - and Matt going with the iliteracy points and reading Liu Bei as Lu Bu V:

    • @JasynSuin
      @JasynSuin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't really blame them; they've made it clear that they give negative fucks about Three Kingdoms stuff, since, to their taste, the market is oversaturated with it.

  • @eliteparodox777
    @eliteparodox777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jesus vs Amaterasu: the son of god vs the god of the sun

    • @Justanidea5976
      @Justanidea5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canon battle.

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kamen Rider Black RX: Son of the sun

  • @CidTheGargoyle
    @CidTheGargoyle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Medusa was a godess." Not even one and a half minutes in and it's already started. My inner scholar is going to cry by the end of this video isn't it?

  • @blueblazer9991
    @blueblazer9991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For real though that Moses design and move list are perfect

    • @coolguyman16
      @coolguyman16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was hoping his ult would've been a combination of the plagues, but parting the seas was pretty awesome

  • @Dielon-px7eh
    @Dielon-px7eh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Liam's ghost in the intro still with us in spirit

  • @DavidCrimson
    @DavidCrimson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Guan Gong is a miss translation oddly. (them getting everyone else right)
    the right translation is, Guan Yu. He was a Warrior for the Shu Kingdom back in the Han Dynasty in the Three Kingdoms era.
    He was so awesome and bad ass. he was given the title of God Of War.

  • @WDSimp
    @WDSimp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The only fighting game where everyone is god tier.

  • @imjustsomeguy72
    @imjustsomeguy72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At the risk of stating the obvious, Pat is wrong. Jews don't think Jesus was a prophet. That's Muslims. He just confused Jews with Muslims.

  • @TeamTowers1
    @TeamTowers1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anubis is actualy a pretty nice guy in the myths and is described as having great compassion for humanity. His job was to judge the souls of the dead and ensure that the righteous were rewarded in the afterlife.

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For those of you like Pat that don't know your Greek mythology, the reason Athena has Medusa's head on her shield is because Athena was the goddess who acted as Perseus' patron during his quest, giving him several magic artifacts to aid him. After having beheaded the Gorgon Medusa, completing his quest, and having no further need for the obviously dangerous head, Perseus gave it to Athena along with the artifacts as a return gift for the help she had rendered him.
    Athena attached the head to her shield, which was thence named 'Aegis', which is why to this day the word aegis refers to anything that can offer a degree of protection, no matter what kind it may be.

    • @Great_Getter
      @Great_Getter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to mention Athena was the one to curse Medusa in the first place. Depending on which version it was solely because she was a bitch.

  • @were1974
    @were1974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One more reason to go to Sunday school.You too can be like Jesus (silent night,holy knight) with his FISTS!!!
    Seriously, I thought Sif is saying "Box of Wheat"

  • @chrislewis2876
    @chrislewis2876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Only on Scrubgods can hyper influential religious text be referred to as mere "fanfiction"
    There truly is no God, and if there was his waifu would be trash tier

  • @squidlump
    @squidlump 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Remember when Moses hit a rock because he was pissed

    • @squidlump
      @squidlump 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or when old testament god almost murdered him when he was on his way to Egypt after the burning bush

    • @zoldator
      @zoldator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Old Testament God wasn't fucking around.

    • @historian252
      @historian252 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      God was angry at Moses for not taking the appropriate measures for his family to be welcomed into the tribes of Israel.

  • @WaddleDee105
    @WaddleDee105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Excuse me, sir? Do you have a moment to spare to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and how fucking OP he is?"

  • @combatrock81
    @combatrock81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jesus did it for the Rock, he did it for the people.

  • @ianlabat8724
    @ianlabat8724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Invisible Liam that somehow still forgot the cookies while invisible is the best thing to ever happen to this dumpster fire. Love ya'll.

  • @ARMIV4
    @ARMIV4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually hope they're still working on this. Rough as it is, it's got charm.

  • @hannibalbackatya1182
    @hannibalbackatya1182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Jesus had better be TOP TIER

    • @MultiKarmacharger
      @MultiKarmacharger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hannibal Back At Ya * God Tier

    • @cazaclaw3775
      @cazaclaw3775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He gots good cross ups and wakes ups but Guan Gong and budah can really punish him

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Him and Zeus are the top tiers from what I hear.

    • @dangkhoado7428
      @dangkhoado7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cazaclaw3775 But his wake up is so bad, it takes like 3 days or something, not really good

  • @NegoClau
    @NegoClau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jesus has some crazy crossups, but his wake ups are slow... They take like, three days or something...

  • @0n1baka
    @0n1baka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Jesus's move set should have included him throwing mud in the opponent's eyes and a counter where his blood shoots out.
    Anyone else got any other moves?

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He calls in the Apostles as assists.

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joinsideke Fuck that. He should had summoned Judas and forced him to help him lol

    • @0n1baka
      @0n1baka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ClausMystery Ha, yeah Judas jumps in and throws 30 pieces of silver.

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But what if Jesus is fighting a drunken immortal

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HiroProtagonest so Dionysus or some of the Chinese pantheon?

  • @Nostroman_Praetor
    @Nostroman_Praetor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish they played it when Santa was in the game

  • @trulyforeveralone
    @trulyforeveralone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    But if you're Jesus... and I'm Jesus...
    THEN WHO'S LEADING THE JEWS

  • @vguyver2
    @vguyver2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whoever made this game at least tried. I have to give them credit.

  • @VeeYuu
    @VeeYuu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If this isn't at the next Evo, we riot

  • @alwaysjapanese1801
    @alwaysjapanese1801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Screen mirrored this onto my tv.
    Hype, much hype.

  • @HonestlyJustSomeGuy
    @HonestlyJustSomeGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still waiting on the hero-god expansion. Come on, Lugh the Long-Armed!

  • @SolidSnnake
    @SolidSnnake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    GuanGong is actually supposed to be GuanYu. He was a real life ancient chinese general who kicked so much ass he became sanctified among chinese deities as a god of war

    • @nanomasa929
      @nanomasa929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Talk about a badass

  • @zaodedong9935
    @zaodedong9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster was left out of this game.
    May His Noodly Appendage rain down boiling marinara on the developers.
    R'amen!

  • @lemonking3793
    @lemonking3793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the concept of Moses beating up Anubis is just hilarious!

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
    @Makingnewnamesisdumb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jesus has a cross counter.

  • @falguard
    @falguard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Facts and generalizations:
    Odin's animal friends are the wolves Freke and Gere, the ravens Hugin and Munin, and the squirrel Ratatoskr.
    Guan Gong is the divine form of Guan Yu. Guan Yu was that much of a badass.
    Anubis judges the dead by balancing their heart against a feather. It their heart proves heavier, that's bad.

  • @gamemonchie1500
    @gamemonchie1500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Where is Santa?

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cordelia Le Bride
      Santa isn't a God like Moses, so they couldn't put him in.

    • @haydenhyde9395
      @haydenhyde9395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Drunken Coward You take that back! He gave me Final Fantasy VI on the snes ! Who but a god could do such a thing?

    • @namegoeshere5220
      @namegoeshere5220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hayden Hyde Fuck that old fuck, I want my Flying Spaghetti Monster who is a Shuma-Gorath clone. All the religion except mine...And there's no Satan either! Outrage! So much outrage!

    • @gamemonchie1500
      @gamemonchie1500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William Bussey I want Shin Santa

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was added later

  • @killinswagz
    @killinswagz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jesus is in this game?
    That's one cool cross over
    Ill see myself out

  • @goldsocks9999
    @goldsocks9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how terrified woolie looks in this intro

  • @pseudopiscean6871
    @pseudopiscean6871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Those Jesus fighting animations could use some re-tooling. Some re-animations, if you will.

  • @barrybusan1294
    @barrybusan1294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Im all for scraping that barrel but i really hope they play gundam versus when it comes out

    • @lucan5453
      @lucan5453 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the Problem is Marvel Infinite next week - Pokken DX also next or in 2 weeks and maybe the DBFZ Beta but I guess that will be reserved for WoolieVersus until full release.

  • @ramsesbams
    @ramsesbams 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was actually about to recommend this XD it's totally right up your alley

  • @NAMELESSDRAGON87
    @NAMELESSDRAGON87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1/10 no cthulu hidden boss character

    • @boheyo
      @boheyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      non-euclidian zoning

    • @seb24789
      @seb24789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, where is FSM?

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seb24789 R'amen
      0/10

  • @FullmetalSonic260
    @FullmetalSonic260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Y'all always talk about Sora's giant clown shoes, look at Zeus's monster feet!

  • @ladamedesaraignees1764
    @ladamedesaraignees1764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All of Buddha's attack buttons should just put Dhammapada quotes on screen and not do any damage to the enemy while he gets fucking wailed on.

  • @The4thSnake
    @The4thSnake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DLC: Adam w/ Eve as a striker.

  • @EmptyEnnui
    @EmptyEnnui 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YO WHEN'S THAT ELRON HUBBARD DLC WITH XENU AND 747 POWERBOMBS?

  • @KnightsDisillusion
    @KnightsDisillusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IT WASN'T ABOUT LETTING THE PEOPLE GO, IT WAS ABOUT THIS FIGHT RIGHT HERE!

  • @atchu7880
    @atchu7880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait this game has the actual jesus christ?!

  • @ceast5273
    @ceast5273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Abraham having a super where he kills Issac. God, anytime the Best Friends talk about Bible lore is the best

  • @sohlman912321
    @sohlman912321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That intro gets me every time lmao

    • @ShadowWolf936
      @ShadowWolf936 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      C S the you forgot the cookies gets me

  • @tjuren90
    @tjuren90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The work on Oden is actually pretty Nicely done, Hugin and Munin his 2 ravens as shoulderpads and his 2 wolves Gere and Freke as KneePads i like it!

  • @hiroprotagonest
    @hiroprotagonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One minute in and I'm already facepalming that they don't know what Athena's Aegis is.

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd think Woolie and Pat, Persona fans, would recognize

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They got Romulus and Remus right. But they didn't know that Medusa wasn't a god and Perseus chopped her head off. This seems backwards to me.

  • @Vaultzify
    @Vaultzify 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's gems like these that really make me happy I been following you guys

  • @SoaringLettuce
    @SoaringLettuce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Does Jesus have crossups?

  • @blasphemousgenius247
    @blasphemousgenius247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isnt this the premise of that one Rob Liefeld comic book

  • @eruno_
    @eruno_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Amaterasu* is my waifu ever since I read the "Kojiki"
    **mythology nerd intensifies**

  • @gramblingboy
    @gramblingboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just realized Buddha is pretty much like dragons from dark souls except instead of murdering everything to neutrality he gives peace to everyone in hopes of everything become neutral.

  • @namegoeshere5220
    @namegoeshere5220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kinda wanted Jesus to rip off the cross saying, "I come not as a bring of peace, but a kicker of ass!"

  • @theruder9
    @theruder9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guan Gong (usually called Guan Yu) is someone you are super familiar with. He's been in like 8 games you've played on this channel. GUYS COME ON.

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is perfect, one day away from the Sabbath.

  • @garrettcarter2959
    @garrettcarter2959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Atherna's Chamber"
    Wait, is that suppose to be the same place where Medusa got raped and then cursed. They made THAT a stage?!

  • @TonyBMan
    @TonyBMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AMATERASU's special is more like Llewelyn's from Valkyrie Profile, Layer Storm.