The Amish Song

[@bobkilpatrick]

The Amish Song words & music- Bob Kilpatrick
Verse 1
I don’t watch network tv much but when I do I think “so this is it?”
And I wonder about the average family, how they take in all these shifts of wit
Every night they breathe it in like poison gas
I don’t want to participate so politely I will pass
Chorus 1
I think I’m Amish, feeling Amish, more and more each day
I want to unplug, gotta detox and don’t listen to what they say
I need a shower in my mind to wash this filth away, I think I’m Amish
Verse 2
People choose identities just like they choose the flavor of the week
When they ask me “how do you identify?” I say “I’m deaf and mute, can’t hear or speak”
I’m just so overdone with all this wokey jive
And if that hurts your feelings let’s get you a trophy just for being alive
Chorus 2
I think I’m Amish, feeling Amish, more and more each day
I want to unplug, gotta detox and don’t listen to what they say
I need a shower in my mind to wash this file away, I think I’m Amish
Bridge
And if these doubts are creeping in, and the thoughts that you’ve been keeping in
Are preventing you from sleeping then it might be true of you
Chorus 2
You might be Amish, feeling Amish, more and more each day
You’ve got to unplug, gotta detox and don’t listen to what they say
Get a shower in your mind and wash this filth away and let’s be Amish
You might be Amish
I think I’m Amish

[@simonlange6726]

I can identify with your choice of identity 🤣