To the guy who said that a protected pawn is not a bait (if there is one), that is literally what a bait is, something seemingly free, that is actually protected
Then he'll just get a paid whale. Or shark. Edit: Shark is a fish. Dolphins and whales are Simp's choice of paid actors. (Credits for the edits: see comments below)
theory: the 100 rated player knows Simp is a good player with a twist, seeing he doesn't take his piece right away gives it away, and he tried again with the knight, confirming it. Alas, he doesn't know the true nature of Simp's limiter.
@@nepunepu5894 I always wonder which players figure out the gimmick while they play, like the guy in the pawns aren't allowed to move video seemed to catch on to the game after a minute there.
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
That checkmate was beautiful. I mean it would be near impossible to achieve if your opponent didn’t just hang absolutely everything, but still it was beautiful how your queen could deliver a mate like that.
The point of fishing isn't to use bait, but to catch fish. If they're gonna blunder pieces, then I'll take them. If they don't blunder anything and I use aggression, then I'll just say I'm spear fishing.
Chess but you can only move a piece (^or pawn) of equal or lesser value than your opponent's last moved piece (pawn=1, knight/bishop=3 etc). Kings are infinity, so they may only be moved on the turn subsequently after your opponent moves his.
Why do always get stuck with that weird dancing anime in the outro? :D the sound with the dancing work so perfectly that i really watch the entire video everytime, perfect outro tbh
I think the other person might have bene doing their own challenge, but I don't know what it could have been. And it's really hard to tell the good players doing a challenge from bad players playing badly so... . Thanks for the video.
Either the opponent was so bad he was blundering everything or he was a Smurf playing the fact that 100s didn't know how pawns captured. Given the opening and the aggression from it, I'd say the latter.
I don't think they were a Smurf because they kept blundering one piece after another and just keeps on sending pawns without any material gain at all. A true Smurf would most likely send out his Queen and take advantage of the handicaps chess Simp set on his challenges and destroy him while in-game.
Chess, but you can only move the last piece/pawn that moved in the previous move (wich means that you can only move another piece/pawn when the previous one doesnt have any legal moves)
3:54 definitely would've tried e6 there; If he moves on one of the dark squares, same plan, you check the king and get the queen. If he moves to f8, you push the pawn again, and if he captures it, you get to do the same plan and get the queen. If he moves to the back rank, you promote a queen.
After the opponent missed a few blunders I started wondering whether they were a Smurf with some kind of "you must blunder X number of pieces" challenge. As the game progressed, I stopped thinking that.
"Literally 100% trapped his [or her] bishop [not pawn]" Them, probably: "But it's defended by my knight and two pawns, one of which is defended by a rook, why would that be a problem? What do you mean bishops shouldn't be in front of enemy pawns?"
The last rook part is actually a bait. Equal trade there isn't true because it seems like an equal trade when in reality it results in the demise of the king which is 100x more worth than a rook
To the guy who said that a protected pawn is not a bait (if there is one), that is literally what a bait is, something seemingly free, that is actually protected
Exactly. "Bait" implies a trap for the unsuspecting.
Yes. Baits in fishing is like where the fish might thinknits free but its not
Affirmative. Chain of 1-word sentences?
@@kaaiplayspiano7200 Roger.
@@kaaiplayspiano7200 No...wait
Can you solemnly swear that the opponent isn't a paid fish?
Then he'll just get a paid whale. Or shark.
Edit: Shark is a fish. Dolphins and whales are Simp's choice of paid actors.
(Credits for the edits: see comments below)
The paid fish's pet horse is confirmed paid
This would be very fishy
a stockfish
a caught fish is basically a fish paid with bait
Simp's TTS and mannerisms are worming their way into my head
[Commuting to work, when a car cuts me off]
"Ah ha. Very Aggressive."
When someone lets you past:
"I solemnly swear this guy is not a paid actor"
Lmao
[Commuting to work, when a car cuts me off]
"Testosterone."
When you safely make it to work:
"Mission... accomplished"
"Of course he could just pull out in front of me and inevitably cause a crash, but who drives like that anyway, right?......"
It was very stressful to watch your opponent keep blundering while not being able to take their pieces
theory: the 100 rated player knows Simp is a good player with a twist, seeing he doesn't take his piece right away gives it away, and he tried again with the knight, confirming it. Alas, he doesn't know the true nature of Simp's limiter.
@@nepunepu5894 I always wonder which players figure out the gimmick while they play, like the guy in the pawns aren't allowed to move video seemed to catch on to the game after a minute there.
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"Everything is hanging right now." 2:17
I hate your profile picture. I want to clean my screen.
100 rated player POV: opponent misses basic piece captures, suddenly launches savage mating attack
"It's probably because he gained more confidence with his attack once he was winning in material" - 100 rated opponent probably.
Savage mating attack sounds kinda wrong when you take it out of context.
@@wombat4191 😭😭😭
@@wombat4191
Why must you come here to ruin innocent things like these?
probably assumed their opponent was cheating
Simp has finally acknowledge that 100 rated can't see discovered attack yet still believe they know what a fork is
… a fork is significantly easier to spot, even if you do not know what a ‘fork’ is
Or see the "obvious" mate in 23.
Thousand rated players can't see discovers lol
@@since1876 They definitely do
He knows they can't see the forks, he just says that because it's funny
testosterone 😤
Com.chess
how does a chess comment only have 27 likes and 1 reply?
That was quite a well executed game. Well done.
Especially the discovered attacks. My guess is Chess Simp is 1600-1800 at least.
I actually enjoy when simp doesn't overcomplicate the rules. It makes for a satisfying video
I don’t know why, but I always imagine Chess Simp taking a bow whenever he says “Mission accomplished”.
Like freaking Miles Edgeworth when he pulls some bullshit out his ass during a trial.
lol you're getting me to picture it from now on
I imagine something more like Agent 47 or James Bond walking out of a mission
@@OrtegaSauce Ok now I want him to be represented by Miles Edgeworth and use his animations on screen as he is playing his match.
I can’t unsee it now.
Simp is actually...
Bobby 'Fisher'
you mean Bobby Stockfisher
YEAAHHHHHH!
Correction: Bobby the StockFirsherMan(SFM)
why isn't this top comment
@@awesomeleozejia8098 I believe you have missed the joke
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a solid game like this, with blunders that can’t be exploited, 100 rated philosophy, and a good ending
"100 rated philosophy" lmao
There are no rules in fishing and war
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
I believe you meant there are no rules in fishing and water
@@combustiblefire5510 no swimming 30 minutes after you eat
Geneva suggetion
cute avatar, odi!
That checkmate was beautiful. I mean it would be near impossible to achieve if your opponent didn’t just hang absolutely everything, but still it was beautiful how your queen could deliver a mate like that.
Well played. Chess Simp truly is a master baiter.
YO FSHDSJGHCKVF IM DYING WHAT
He master baits often and all over the place, it's quite an impressive sight
I enjoy how the bishop was blundered so completely it couldn't even move anymore.
I'll never get tired of how the Simp TTS says "...or *not*"
"An equal trade is not the goal when going fishing" -Random Guy
damn
I miss the "let's find an opponent" section of the videos.
We find a XXX rated player, with XXX membership.
That always get me.
And music stopping at the exact moment when he finds one
Yeah with that song.
what was the song?
I think the song was from a game called "Chinese Parent"
There is something inherently satisfying in your saying 'mission accomplished' in the end, and with that pause that hits just right
The point of fishing isn't to use bait, but to catch fish. If they're gonna blunder pieces, then I'll take them.
If they don't blunder anything and I use aggression, then I'll just say I'm spear fishing.
Spear fishing is not the traditional hook and rod fishing but it is an aggressive fishing that can still be classified as fishing.
this game was the most frustrating amusment i've ever experienced, especially considering the carro-kann is my main defence against 1.e4
"An equal trade is not the goal when going fishing" is a surprisingly inspirational quote.
recently came back to watching.. used to be a 10k watcher. the intro is the same and the mission accomplished and outro it too! love it!
Chess but you can only move a piece (^or pawn) of equal or lesser value than your opponent's last moved piece (pawn=1, knight/bishop=3 etc). Kings are infinity, so they may only be moved on the turn subsequently after your opponent moves his.
Pretty sure we've done this one before.
2:25 the knight takes unbaited pawn
I don't play chess and the few times I've tried I've had a 100 ELO but these videos are still enjoyable even though I have no idea what is going on.
Why do always get stuck with that weird dancing anime in the outro? :D the sound with the dancing work so perfectly that i really watch the entire video everytime, perfect outro tbh
Watch ur vids every night in my timezone, and this one was the most satisfying in a while.
"Queen D7, King F8, Queen G7, Checkmate" what a poet 4:34
Chess, but you have 5 lives, any check or capture (including pawns) delivered against you makes you lose a life, 0 lives=end of video.
I like how you see someone make two moves and you're impressed that they know about "that opening" as opposed to it just being two fairly basic moves.
"Everything is hanging right now."
He means a pawn, a knight, and a bishop.
I don't know why, but the quote: "The actual goal is to checkmate his King, not to trade Rooks." Had me laughing for a couple minutes😆
the comedy of the "and he did" when that guy trapped his bishop got me rollin
Very fishy.
SUS
Chess, but it's golf, and your score is how quickly you can get your opponent to checkmate you, and par is move 10
I think the other person might have bene doing their own challenge, but I don't know what it could have been. And it's really hard to tell the good players doing a challenge from bad players playing badly so... .
Thanks for the video.
Chess, but it’s Keplerian: before you can win, your Queen has to do a full round trip around your opponent’s Queen.
Of course defended pawns are bait. It's called a fishing line.
you to that bishop: he's just staying there...MENACINGLY
The fast paced TTS parts can be funny, like at 4:10
You dont like your pawns.
If you can gambit one, you have to.
You mean gambit? Also, the Tennison gambit ICBM variation gambits two so it is even better
@@mariasirona1622 The point is that If the opponent has a piece out, and Mr simp can move the pawn into the opponent's attack, he has to.
my man literally didn't have anything to say after just the fifth dumb move that guy did.
massive keks.
2:21 “That is still blundering the night” Indicating a move that would blunder a queen.
Maybe 100 is simp’s real rating.
Chess... but you can only move your pawns if there's no other legal move... or the only other legal move is returning a rook to its original space.
Either the opponent was so bad he was blundering everything or he was a Smurf playing the fact that 100s didn't know how pawns captured. Given the opening and the aggression from it, I'd say the latter.
I don't think they were a Smurf because they kept blundering one piece after another and just keeps on sending pawns without any material gain at all.
A true Smurf would most likely send out his Queen and take advantage of the handicaps chess Simp set on his challenges and destroy him while in-game.
Of course defended pawns are baits. The entire point of fishing IS that the baits are defended by a hook and reel.
That blunders a *proceeds to explain the infinity of the universe* checkmate in 4
Me: Yes?
Chess, but you must move a knight every even move.
Chess but your pieces (not pawns) can’t move anymore if they touch the edges of the board after 8moves
Chess, but it's Like RPG. Your pieces want to Capture a Piece of Lower Value and then go to a Piece Slighty more Valueble
Chess, but the king and queen are divorcing. She must relocate to the opposite rim of the board and she takes the kids, david and Edward, with her 😄
2:05 Aha!
Chess, but you can only move the last piece/pawn that moved in the previous move (wich means that you can only move another piece/pawn when the previous one doesnt have any legal moves)
Chess, but you cannot check diagonally.
I feel like an easier understanding of this video is just, chess but you can only trade
This is extremely like Romantic-era chess, and I love it.
Best episode in a while!!!!!! 🙏
Chess but you have to move the same piece (not pawn) twice before moving another.
3:54 definitely would've tried e6 there; If he moves on one of the dark squares, same plan, you check the king and get the queen. If he moves to f8, you push the pawn again, and if he captures it, you get to do the same plan and get the queen. If he moves to the back rank, you promote a queen.
there was no bait for that rook capture too
If kf8 bb4+ king moves qxd3
4:12 I was not expecting to hear "King f6 testosterone" during a fast moving section and I almost spat my drink out
2:23 that isn't actually a blunder because if he takes with pawn the bishop on g4 takes the queen. If he takes with bishop then it's an equal trade
I think in a world where he can take pieces the bishop would be taken first. And then the knight would be free
Ah nice catch. Probably we naturally didn't see the pin because the bishop itself was also hanging.
@@Montewtf yeah I suppose the bishop is hanging but the knight still isn’t blundered but I get what you’re saying
@@pathfindernutsinurface3296 nah hxg4 and then there's no way to save the knight
@@Montewtf knight is safe in g3, also attacking the rook
Chess, but the opponents pieces have force fields. You cannot take them.
2:28 you say he blundered his knight but pawn takes frees his bishop and blunders your lady
Chess but your pieces are afraid of the dark. They can't move to dark squares.
Every time in this game the "or nOT" came I lost my shit
Chess, but once you capture on a square, that square is no longer available for your pieces
Qg7# was pretty stylish ngl, Qf7 was the poor man's version
Chess but no one expects the Spanish inquisition. All of your captures must be made with bishops
Very nice fishing trip.
As a 1020ish Caro-Kann player I was very excited to see how much the 200 knows but then 3...h5 and immediate disappointment
2:25 it’s not because the pawn is pinned to the queen
And?
Never seen anyone blundering that confident!
I feel like the opponent was also doing a weird challenge.
The start of that game made me think they had somehow known what your challenge was.
Anything is bait once the opponent bites
Nice fishing here
If you blunder a piece, the video ends.
Took until almost the end of the game for true bait tactics to repair. Fine. Whatever.
2:20 uh no, if you take that knight you blunder your queen to the bishop.
After the opponent missed a few blunders I started wondering whether they were a Smurf with some kind of "you must blunder X number of pieces" challenge. As the game progressed, I stopped thinking that.
so funny when that guy actively trapped his bishop
2:24, the knight is in fact not able to be taken as the pawn is pinned to the queen
The MasterBaiter
", ... King {file}{row}, testosterone, ..." gets me every time xD
This was fishntastic
that rhyme at the end though
2:42 Bait being defended is literally the point of the bait. Otherwise it's just a food.
You should just go fishing and catch stockfish, ez w
_fish pun_
I love the "ah ha" in every single video
It will never not be funny when Simp says “testosterone”
Great plays! :D
Queen f8, checkmate. Hey, that rhymes!
Sorry meant king f8...oops
"Literally 100% trapped his [or her] bishop [not pawn]"
Them, probably: "But it's defended by my knight and two pawns, one of which is defended by a rook, why would that be a problem? What do you mean bishops shouldn't be in front of enemy pawns?"
The last rook part is actually a bait. Equal trade there isn't true because it seems like an equal trade when in reality it results in the demise of the king which is 100x more worth than a rook
Chess but you cannot capture opponent’s pawns.
Have you done chess but your king can't move yet?
The opponent is fishy af!