That is such a good lie..... It's like finding two cats on the wall... And Charlie tells you he was trying to get the first cat out of the wall with the second cap... Because the first cat wasn't going to come out... Without another cat going in to get that cat....
@uncletom356 oh.... Just mentioning that those bits I'm a genius come from the same place... There's continuity in absurdity stability unearned anger and exasperation...
Love Jake. Several years back my wife and I were on a small catamaran in Maui... this was peak New Girl era and Jake and his wife happened to also be on the catamaran. There was only like ten people total onboard so naturally at some point we ended up next to them making small talk. Of course, we knew who he was because New Girl was one of our favorite shows at the time, but as this was like a, 4-hour trip, we didn't want to make him feel weird or uncomfortable so we played dumb and acted like we had no idea who he was. I remember at one point in our convo I slipped and sorta default asked what he did for a living, and he said... "I work in LA" I didn't press any further and moved on to another subject. Looking back, I bet that was a tell... most people would have followed up with a "What do you do in LA?". Then and there, he knew I knew and had been playing it off the whole time... I like to think he appreciated it.
I just watched the clip of Jake's brother cheering in the Steve Harvey show and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time now knowing the full context
I'm still obsessed with Mr Show. The Ronnie Dobbs reunion sketch popped up again last night as well as the Oh, You Men episode which still make me put the phone or controller down and cackle
This gives so much context for the underground cassette tape sketch from Mr show. Love that sketch. Also I had the farting preacher tape!! Btw, You should get some of the people from PFFR on, I'd love to hear about the wondershowzen days, you were amazing on the 'horse apples' bits. Ooh also Jon Glazer, I'd love to see you guys talk in general.
@UCauUcNP4EG13o6AkEKRc6Xg well I’ve got some pretty passionate opinions on Dorf Goes Fishing, but I guess I’d be up for sussing out whether this is a catfish or not.
I’ve followed David cross since childhood and moreso enjoyed his standup. However, also as an insatiable podcast consumer who watches them for years during my daily chores and such… your right about the Name of the pod. In general if your a celeb with a decent Q score your name will be more recognizable and less important really. Also it should be simple so when we talk about it there’s not this whole long confusing thing. We’re more likely to say “did you catch David Cross’ new pod?” Maybe the name “ *David Cross presents: Senses* !” ? I donno. Either way, the show itself will be whether someone consumes. Also just a general note, swear words will never get in the algorithm. ✨🖤✨
🍇 Grapes are saying this is the best David Cross podcast since Aparna Nancherla. Other grapes say it's more bestest, but they're grape-ling with their grammer.
David almost referenced JUDY TENUTA. Chicago comic that resembled Madonna during her desperately seeking Susan phase. She did pass away 2 yrs. ago from ovarian cancer.
37:34 i was actually in the process of spec writing a “Take This” reboot with original cast but i reached out to Luke Wilson on Cameo and paid $200 for him to just tell me he wasn’t interested
you think youre late?! i did two maybe its fun hey everyone just get 1 other friend or 2 friends who are always fun to be around get a mic or two mics and literally just start talking about fucking nothing people will love it > - < thanks guys! you give us all inspiration to sit around and talk to our friends for possible money! all kiddles aside loveya david and staff and jake!
Somehow they both managed a perfect Aussie accent when doing 'she's a real ripper' in a Boston accent?! That's actually a common Aussie phrase, as in 'you bloody ripper'
Jake Johnson was right about the volcano thing. I had to google it, because I'm not a geologist plus I am a moron. Anyways, lava is not hot enough to melt the rock surrounding the volcano.
Please make a movie/show where Jake Johnson plays a regular (kinda shitty at everything) younger brother of Forrest Gump? He's already rockin Gump shoes!
I tend to comment, as my weird sleep schedule meshes with this podcast's release. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm guessing David Cross isn't waking up at the stroke of 4:00am EST every Thursday -- while recording them out of schedule -- to personally upload it. Probably an intern or automated. Be more courteous and say hi to Emma and/or the AI which will eventually inhabit our brains.
Where does the "I'm the guest" BS come from? Being a guest doesn't mean you get to make up the rules where you're at. I knew someone who I thought was a friend, he was at my house and tried to play that game by saying "I'm the guest so I should be able to smoke in your house if I want". Bullshit. Get out of my house.
I honestly shrug when you, David, asked him "How are your junkie kids?". The 40 sec silent afterwards kinda indicated he was not prepared to discuss his kids drug addiction on the show.
David, David, David: You were right a long time ago when you said, in one of your stand ups, "Your kids are boring!" Comedians need to stop having children. Once they get to a certain age, they just want to talk about each other's children. It's happened to all the late night hosts, and now even David Cross is fucking doing it. Stop it! You know better, dude...
“You find a base pretty fast,” say two already well known celebrities. Try doing it if no one knows who you are. And BTW, your podcast model as self-promotion is not changing the culture in any way. You’re just having the same conversation with the same people in your little cultural bubble. It’s precisely the same flaw as the MAGAverse. Just keep spinning on the same money making hamster wheel. Selling the same shit to a willing audience. Why not try to reach Kelly Rippa’s audience? Or are those people just beneath you?
"You're making up fake words and calling them banks" is one of the best lines I've ever heard
@@ambylamthat was definitely part of the bit
when jake said fake bank names he was just in character as nick miller lol
That is such a good lie..... It's like finding two cats on the wall... And Charlie tells you he was trying to get the first cat out of the wall with the second cap... Because the first cat wasn't going to come out... Without another cat going in to get that cat....
@@Say_When The dynamic duo? Gruesome twosome? Not sure what Always Sunny has to do with this comment but great episode.
@uncletom356 oh.... Just mentioning that those bits I'm a genius come from the same place... There's continuity in absurdity stability unearned anger and exasperation...
I cannot believe David brought up the Mythic Quest episode. That is my favourite Jake Johnson anything ❤❤❤❤
Do you have a time stamp for that please?
This is the only podcast I look forward to and have watched every episode of and it's 100% because David Cross is the host.
Love Jake.
Several years back my wife and I were on a small catamaran in Maui... this was peak New Girl era and Jake and his wife happened to also be on the catamaran. There was only like ten people total onboard so naturally at some point we ended up next to them making small talk.
Of course, we knew who he was because New Girl was one of our favorite shows at the time, but as this was like a, 4-hour trip, we didn't want to make him feel weird or uncomfortable so we played dumb and acted like we had no idea who he was.
I remember at one point in our convo I slipped and sorta default asked what he did for a living, and he said... "I work in LA"
I didn't press any further and moved on to another subject.
Looking back, I bet that was a tell... most people would have followed up with a "What do you do in LA?".
Then and there, he knew I knew and had been playing it off the whole time... I like to think he appreciated it.
Every week is my new favorite episode of this podcast lol this was so good
6:26 That Russian infused reggae really got me moving this morning. God bless America.
Forever my favorite and always will be, David you're brilliant and the pod is phenomenal. Please never stop. 😊💙🤘
I just watched the clip of Jake's brother cheering in the Steve Harvey show and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time now knowing the full context
I love that the grape issue is a recurring theme. Maybe the podcast should be called Fake Grapes: Hidden or Not Hidden?
🤣
I like to think they're not even there
And the lack/non-existent reference to the podcast name.
Schrödinger’s Grapes
@@kennaelise9712 🤣
I'm still obsessed with Mr Show. The Ronnie Dobbs reunion sketch popped up again last night as well as the Oh, You Men episode which still make me put the phone or controller down and cackle
these guys are great together
This gives so much context for the underground cassette tape sketch from Mr show. Love that sketch. Also I had the farting preacher tape!!
Btw, You should get some of the people from PFFR on, I'd love to hear about the wondershowzen days, you were amazing on the 'horse apples' bits.
Ooh also Jon Glazer, I'd love to see you guys talk in general.
This was great!
Ok, these two are great together. Both quick witted, wow.
Jake Johnson is an S Tier podcast guest.
when David said Ryan Seacrest is the queen of all media I immediately thought of the video where Britney Spears finds out Ryan is straight lol
What a refreshing change of pace from having interesting guests on! Bravo!
happy 60 birthday david cross
That drum sound in the theme song is incredible.
Sgt Pepper vibe
Do Adam Friedland. Love to see that reunion
46:01 Which movie pitch did he mean?
I love Tim Conway in Bob OppenDorf Goes Fishing
@UCauUcNP4EG13o6AkEKRc6Xg well I’ve got some pretty passionate opinions on Dorf Goes Fishing, but I guess I’d be up for sussing out whether this is a catfish or not.
Cross's "Google this" commands are enough reason to watch each episode alone.
But I about died when he said "well I wouldn't use the f word" 😂😂
I remember when the VHS tapes were available for free rental at Kim's Video in New York in the 90's!!
I would absolutely watch/listen to “Who gives a shit” with David Cross. The artwork alone is fully worth it
I’ve followed David cross since childhood and moreso enjoyed his standup. However, also as an insatiable podcast consumer who watches them for years during my daily chores and such… your right about the Name of the pod. In general if your a celeb with a decent Q score your name will be more recognizable and less important really. Also it should be simple so when we talk about it there’s not this whole long confusing thing. We’re more likely to say “did you catch David Cross’ new pod?”
Maybe the name “ *David Cross presents: Senses* !” ? I donno. Either way, the show itself will be whether someone consumes. Also just a general note, swear words will never get in the algorithm. ✨🖤✨
27:52 actual beef.
Was the store called VIDIOTS? On Santa Monica??
So when does the interview start?
Thanks for the farting preacher tip, Dave
I wonder when this was recorded....and surprised the upcoming Jake Paul v Mike Tyson fight (albeit an exhibition) wasn't mentioned.
Based on prior episodes, I'd guess it's 1-2 months prior to them releasing it.
🍇 Grapes are saying this is the best David Cross podcast since Aparna Nancherla. Other grapes say it's more bestest, but they're grape-ling with their grammer.
I can't believe you sat with Jack Johnson for an hour and didn't once ask about his music career! What a missed opportunity.
David almost referenced JUDY TENUTA. Chicago comic that resembled Madonna during her desperately seeking Susan phase. She did pass away 2 yrs. ago from ovarian cancer.
I love how headgum producers are guaranteed to walk infront of the camera.
37:34 i was actually in the process of spec writing a “Take This” reboot with original cast but i reached out to Luke Wilson on Cameo and paid $200 for him to just tell me he wasn’t interested
Jake was great in Dune as Duke Leto
MST3K! Keep Circulating the tapes! That is the same way I heard of Mr. Show.
you think youre late?! i did two maybe its fun hey everyone just get 1 other friend or 2 friends who are always fun to be around get a mic or two mics and literally just start talking about fucking nothing people will love it > - < thanks guys! you give us all inspiration to sit around and talk to our friends for possible money! all kiddles aside loveya david and staff and jake!
Jan Terri love!!!!!! Get Down Goblin 😈
I was wondering why this was the title of your podcast lmao
Where's the answer??
Somehow they both managed a perfect Aussie accent when doing 'she's a real ripper' in a Boston accent?! That's actually a common Aussie phrase, as in 'you bloody ripper'
I'm really just here for the long bean discourse.
i love that, despite the attempts to place the long beans in an unseen location on set, they’ve become a centerpiece of conversation
Video Store Named Desire
Didn’t talk enough about Jake’s movie 😭
Well well well, jokes on everybody else who sleeps at night
Hear hear
I love hearing about mr show and the history of how nearly the world did not get the good shit.
Thats not Jake Johannsen. My bad.
Jake Johnson was right about the volcano thing. I had to google it, because I'm not a geologist plus I am a moron. Anyways, lava is not hot enough to melt the rock surrounding the volcano.
Lava is actually outside the volcano, its magma when it’s inside the volcano
Please invite Naomi Ekperigin on 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Howard Stern is the King of all Media. Queen of all media haha!!!
It blows my mind that for the Steve Harvey story they didn't go with " fashion sense "
clip of the Steve Harvey story: th-cam.com/video/6wODVC0yOJU/w-d-xo.html
Also th-cam.com/video/d0ytEZzHkWw/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=SteveTVShow
Please make a movie/show where Jake Johnson plays a regular (kinda shitty at everything) younger brother of Forrest Gump? He's already rockin Gump shoes!
david cross if youre reading this, what up lol
I tend to comment, as my weird sleep schedule meshes with this podcast's release. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm guessing David Cross isn't waking up at the stroke of 4:00am EST every Thursday -- while recording them out of schedule -- to personally upload it. Probably an intern or automated. Be more courteous and say hi to Emma and/or the AI which will eventually inhabit our brains.
@@uncletom356what..?
Why does Jake have crumbs all over him? 😂😂
Least informative bitcoin podcast ever.
😂❤
Jesus Christ, Take This and Take This 2 is killing me...Take This Honey is my favorite
Shaba Ranks!!😂😂Hahaha
Oscar Isaac is pretty funny!
Jake immediately starts to out-bit the king bitster😂
Chicago lady = Jan Terry?
Sean Paul?
Grapes are on time out
Would love to see Demetri Martin come on the show! He just released a great special on Netflix the other day.
Who is this guy I wish they give a slight into the guests
Remember when you were on all 4 Alvin and the chipmunks movies? Also have you spoke to your father recently?
David actually made $140,000 per podcast, don't trust a word this scoundrel says
Happy 60th Bidet.
Jan Terri
Where does the "I'm the guest" BS come from? Being a guest doesn't mean you get to make up the rules where you're at. I knew someone who I thought was a friend, he was at my house and tried to play that game by saying "I'm the guest so I should be able to smoke in your house if I want". Bullshit. Get out of my house.
Rock is rock, fire is fire. Read a book :ol
I honestly shrug when you, David, asked him "How are your junkie kids?".
The 40 sec silent afterwards kinda indicated he was not prepared to discuss his kids drug addiction on the show.
Hot damn. They must be toiiiiiight.
@@MB-pf7gv Watched it and enjoyed it a lot. Huge fan of David Cross. ❤
18:13 Almost stopped listening.
Beat it, kid.
Heavy metal parking lot
Glad Jake is challenging David Cross on some of his BS, just for laughs.
Good for you!
Glad TH-cam doesn’t have any rules of MPREG mentioned in the first 90 seconds or you’d be cooked
Zero gta san Andreas
the host 😮start was mad weird, i’m out
David, David, David: You were right a long time ago when you said, in one of your stand ups, "Your kids are boring!"
Comedians need to stop having children. Once they get to a certain age, they just want to talk about each other's children. It's happened to all the late night hosts, and now even David Cross is fucking doing it. Stop it! You know better, dude...
Nothing worse than hearing people talk about kids you've never met
This guest is funny somewhere?
“You find a base pretty fast,” say two already well known celebrities. Try doing it if no one knows who you are.
And BTW, your podcast model as self-promotion is not changing the culture in any way. You’re just having the same conversation with the same people in your little cultural bubble. It’s precisely the same flaw as the MAGAverse. Just keep spinning on the same money making hamster wheel. Selling the same shit to a willing audience. Why not try to reach Kelly Rippa’s audience? Or are those people just beneath you?
4 mins in and my face hurts
Forever my favorite and always will be, David you're brilliant and the pod is phenomenal. Please never stop. 😊💙🤘