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  • @BRLambert4
    @BRLambert4 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    "I can't imagine getting excited about that" as a reply to someone telling you about an exciting experience they had is so damn funny to me

  • @waiting4more
    @waiting4more 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    This has kind of quickly become the only podcast I never miss.

  • @Worldswerth
    @Worldswerth 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Fartin' Gary and Famous Mortimer: together again for the first time since the last time 👯‍♂

  • @heinerbremer5509
    @heinerbremer5509 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Patton Oswalt is on the very top of my very short list of people that instantly make everything better just by being there.
    Also: "Patton Oswalt (The King of Queens)" - really? This guys IMDb page is so long i was to lazy to scoll all the way down. If anything he is "Patton Oswalt (The King of Showing Up Unexpected And Stealing The Show)

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Spencsylvania

    • @goosegaskins
      @goosegaskins 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'm 99% sure this was a joke between friends.

    • @heinerbremer5509
      @heinerbremer5509 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@goosegaskins I actually wrote that comment before watching the entire video and, yes, that might just be a joke that went over my head at that time :) Nevertheless, he truly is the MSG of people. I don't know how he does it, but when he's in it, it becomes instantly better.

    • @goosegaskins
      @goosegaskins 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@heinerbremer5509 👍Yeah, they actually have a history of joking about each other's career choices, so that's how I took it. :)
      Fully agree on Patton-he's the best!

  • @at00ss16
    @at00ss16 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Fun fact Patton Oswalt was actually once considered for the role of Ian Hawke in Alvin and the chipmunks before David Cross ended up landing the part.

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We must have a different definition of 'fun fact'

    • @Tsureiki
      @Tsureiki 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Tasarran well, fun is subjective but I agree with you. if Mr. Show was close to being "with Patton and David" originally, but Patton pissed on Cross's couch while drunk, ending their relationship for a time, that's a fun fact.

    • @adamwarlock8263
      @adamwarlock8263 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      this is fun

  • @quentinscorsese5146
    @quentinscorsese5146 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I want my tombstone to say "It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno"

  • @Cam-df1ky
    @Cam-df1ky 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Cross and Oswald! Oswald and Cross! Free form in the best way.

  • @CatJabZ
    @CatJabZ 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Patton is the best! These dudes together are magical.

  • @patton303
    @patton303 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Two of my favorite dudes in the whole world. Love it.

  • @goosegaskins
    @goosegaskins 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "Patton Oswalt (The King of Queens)"... Cross, you sonuva... 😂

  • @n1ntar1man
    @n1ntar1man 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    DUDE! I was at ATP NY 2009 and have always been SO CURIOUS if it was a memorable experience for you! It's always been in my mind as this kind of high water mark - It all happening in that beautiful Kubrickian relic that was Kutsher's in The Catskills ... the lineup was INSANE, it was SO chill yet SO wasted, artists and fans commingling like we were all cosplaying as students at this dreamlike fantasy derelict high school. FUCK, dude. They DO NOT make 'em like they used to! That shit was FUCKING AWESOME. Thank you for closing the loop! 😂🙏

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds genuinely awesome.

    • @bwredder
      @bwredder 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ATP was amazing. I was at all three years of Kutsher’s. Outstanding

  • @markwegner6821
    @markwegner6821 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    He should have been a politician. He's a genius at what he does, has strong opinions on good ideas. He's a community guy. What am I saying, he probably hates politicians, but he may be the best one we could have. 💎

    • @jonesnbones
      @jonesnbones 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Patton reminds me of a hardworking mayor or city manager. I bet he would get stuff done.

  • @debtjoa
    @debtjoa 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Omg please please please do a show where comedians cover each others bits 😆

  • @sweetlowsounds
    @sweetlowsounds 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love it when the gray wizard is a guest on my favorite talk-em-ups.

  • @s3cr3tsquar333
    @s3cr3tsquar333 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    replacement guest far superior to intended guest

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      True Friendship Reigns Supreme.

  • @coreytherockstarduh
    @coreytherockstarduh 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    So excited for this one!

  • @bwredder
    @bwredder 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I saw Patton and David at All Tomorrow’s Parties. They curated back to back years

  • @kazoshay
    @kazoshay 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "tarot card bullshit" is the best description of led zeppelin's lyrics

  • @culpablecruz
    @culpablecruz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Is this the line for the beer or is this the line for the tickets to buy the beer?

  • @sammata1905
    @sammata1905 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was a great one!! Put it on the all time fave. list.

  • @Tsureiki
    @Tsureiki 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love Patton. Thought it was strange when I saw he was the host of that new game show, the 1% Club but I was pleasantly surprised.

  • @LittleRedMenace
    @LittleRedMenace 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Amazing shout out to both podcasts, "You're Favorite Band Sucks" and "Cocaine & Rhinestones" (around the 54 min mark)!! The guy Patton mentions as a great historian of country music is Tyler Mahan Coe. The podcast is excellent!

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I knew Patton had to do a bit about the chairs.

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      "Can I use this chair?"

  • @Laurendica
    @Laurendica 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Best one yet!!!!

  • @bradleyheck7204
    @bradleyheck7204 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I would frequent a place called An Arrangemet Of Edibles if it came to my town.

  • @zackwebb8697
    @zackwebb8697 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Loving this new podcast

  • @discoriented6235
    @discoriented6235 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My two favorite comedians, happy day.

  • @tooner58
    @tooner58 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Clover was the name of the backing band on the first EC album.

    • @stevealleman9206
      @stevealleman9206 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Beat me to it.

    • @patricktilton5377
      @patricktilton5377 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They shoulda toured together with King Crimson . . . over and over . . .

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Good answer, Patton. ❤

  • @TylerMayoras-v1l
    @TylerMayoras-v1l 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    OMG this is a hilarious episode. I would love to have Patton co-host with you. Together you two are comedy gold!

  • @twofatchicksproductions9015
    @twofatchicksproductions9015 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great show!

  • @ChadToney
    @ChadToney 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is awesome! Never realized how similar their voices and vibes were, in a great way.

  • @nate3721
    @nate3721 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My 2 favorite comedians! Small world

  • @rothloaf1980
    @rothloaf1980 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Costello's backing band was The Arms.

  • @Mclenchie
    @Mclenchie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So well directed

  • @brianbrown7982
    @brianbrown7982 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    damn did not think i was getting a lesson on Squeeze

  • @stratdx
    @stratdx 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Everyone remembers Groucho Marx’s lats.”

  • @nate3721
    @nate3721 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I should have known yall are friends. Love it

  • @cascioppo
    @cascioppo 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I went to that show he was talking about at bumbershoot for the tinkle show it was amazing

  • @QUEEFSWEAT
    @QUEEFSWEAT 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Total Eclipse of the Arm!

  • @GameOverMovieReviews
    @GameOverMovieReviews 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Man, I miss the UK ATP festivals. Great, great days

  • @kevinw712
    @kevinw712 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I discovered Led Zeppelin during the 90's while I was in high school, they've become probably my favorite "classic rock" band of all time, and I swear to god Stairway To Heaven NEVER appealed to me. I like about the last minute of it when it really kicks into high gear, but most of it just does nothing for me. (ftr, When The Levee Breaks is my favorite song of theirs)

  • @GameOverMovieReviews
    @GameOverMovieReviews 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh shit! I was at that ATP when David Cross bombed. I think I've put it out of my head cos it was so painful. Such a tough gig for a comedian to open for a rock band though - not sure that was ever gonna go down well.

  • @hermnaz
    @hermnaz 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Catch phrase for you Patton "Waaa!!"

  • @Denny_7782
    @Denny_7782 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember seeing Patton at Rock against Bush at Slims in SF, probably 2001 or so. Fuck yeah

  • @sodapopjenkins
    @sodapopjenkins 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    @10:48 A mash! some sort of Baaash!

  • @thejabberwalker
    @thejabberwalker 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My two faves! Saw em both in Pittsburgh not Pittsburgh

  • @spaceb7975
    @spaceb7975 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    feel bad for David that Will Arnett didn't even text him back about it

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Must've been too busy and important doing his shotty podcast with Bateman and whatshisname.

    • @bigkickleo
      @bigkickleo 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PRETTY sure that was a joke - as they are all still Arrested Dev alum and see each other fairly often... 🤷‍♂️

    • @spaceb7975
      @spaceb7975 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@bigkickleo just because they are old friends doesn't mean this wasn't true. David seems pretty sincere with saying he never got a text back... Will was legit suppose to be on the show.

    • @bigkickleo
      @bigkickleo 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@spaceb7975 Yeah, definitely doesn't seem like a bit - sad. Hope their camps can straighten this out

  • @Denny_7782
    @Denny_7782 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Social Distortion reference!!! Yuss!

  • @latashahowell8090
    @latashahowell8090 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fight the good fight 👊

  • @simonp37
    @simonp37 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Lewis repeatedly insisted that The Day the Clown Cried would never be released, but later donated an incomplete copy of the film to the Library of Congress in 2015 under the stipulation that it was not to be made available before June 2024."
    Can someone dig that up from the archives and put on the internet, please? :D

  • @0e0
    @0e0 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i played in Camber Sands before...it's such a special place and it's so hard to explain to people in Canada what Holiday camps are ha

  • @lesabri
    @lesabri 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I saw Patton and laughed for two, almost 3 hours straight. I felt like a lunatic!

  • @mackeymintle66
    @mackeymintle66 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember when this was happening at Largo.
    Jerry was interviewed ip the street at the silent movie theater around that time…
    Someone in the audience asked about the film…
    I don’t remember what Jerry said…

  • @hermnaz
    @hermnaz 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    David Cross="Fuck you Dad!!"

  • @calibby85
    @calibby85 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love these 2 together, they genuinely live each other and are hilarious 😂😂 hope Will is ok@! Patton, you're skipping Austin?! Cmon

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dude, Austin objectively sucks now. Used to live there, was forced to move/priced out.
      It's "weird" in a bad way, now...
      Almost zero traces of the "original culture" left.

  • @Ghoulwood
    @Ghoulwood 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    how will you top the swalt?! thanks cross & friends!

  • @rachelprice4463
    @rachelprice4463 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I thought it was a talking heads reference for the title. Dude always kewl to hear the writers story.

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It would have been XTC, not Talking Heads.
      Both are great bands, though!

  • @duefeht
    @duefeht 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Dear Patton Oswalt, a year ago or so, I so very randomly had a dream that you were the father of my children. I have no idea why. Anyway, you have 2 (twin) biracial daughters awaiting your return.

  • @brianbrown7982
    @brianbrown7982 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    lmao spit-take at doing the Yell to Emma bit on a live show

  • @Worldswerth
    @Worldswerth 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    12:30 Will Arnett? More like “Will, darn it.” 😂
    (You can use that in your act.)

  • @kurt8514
    @kurt8514 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Holy Shit! I saw Damn Yankees in Chicago with Jerry Lewis, must have been the same tour, and he did the same thing. It had to have lasted a good 10 minutes or more. It was ridiculous.

  • @lmenahan
    @lmenahan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Emma call out... I LIVE! Also, Will Arnett is fine... but Patton is an incredible guest.

  • @MarioJaker
    @MarioJaker 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The hook of the show is which chair the person sits in!

  • @SugarRushTimes2030-gs3qp
    @SugarRushTimes2030-gs3qp 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝

  • @Tsureiki
    @Tsureiki 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If that wasn't a joke, (if it was, he didn't make it super evident) Good on David for calling out Will for that BS.

  • @RubyG6360
    @RubyG6360 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pinnacle

  • @kryczech
    @kryczech 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    No fake grapes?

  • @BSFJeebus
    @BSFJeebus 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bumpershoot is apparently still around, next one end of August

  • @bradleyheck7204
    @bradleyheck7204 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Before it was called "Little Armenia" it was know as The Copious Body Hair District or Jungle Area.

  • @redefinitive
    @redefinitive 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:00:40 The thing about "Brewster's Millions" is that there's a catch. He has to spend the money in 30 days, but he's not allowed to own any assets, destroy the money, gift it, give it to charity, or tell anyone about the deal. It's not the greatest or smartest movie ever, but it's not as dumb they're making it out to be.

  • @trainspotter360
    @trainspotter360 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Oh, you men.

  • @helethead
    @helethead 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I had a penny for every “uh”.

  • @jonesnbones
    @jonesnbones 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've been chewing on the blue pills as long as Mr. Cross has been a blue man.

  • @Kevins773
    @Kevins773 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    God-damn, where is hour 2 and 3 and 4?

  • @Red72D
    @Red72D 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All hail Aimee Mann!
    Love to David and Patton tho lol

  • @shemjeffs2953
    @shemjeffs2953 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Can't believe they're talking about the Day the clown cried reading after hearing it on "It Was a Sh*tshow Podcast".
    Also, there was an earlier episode (I think Janeane Garofalo), in which she refers to a show in which David did a bad flip and landed on his back (in that episode he has no memory of this). Patton says here he remembers David doing this in one of the 'The Day The Clown Cried' shows

  • @jeremyross9698
    @jeremyross9698 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I do the 'heart/ arm' word substitution thing with 'ticket' and 'chicken.' So you end up with hits like "Chicken to Ride" and "Two Chickens to Paradise."
    Also, it's really crass, but "eyes" is close to "ice" which sounds like "ass" if the accent is weird enough. So then any song about looking into someone's eyes takes on a rather unsavory bent.
    Edit: Is the lead singer/ guitarist of Mudhoney now Mark Heart? That 'heart' that's out of a job has to work somewhere.

  • @RJHetherman3
    @RJHetherman3 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Do a short of ur bit with u on the phone saying the same thing over and over and over and ur daughter laughing hysterically and making u do it to other ppl that was funny idk if it's from the podcast or special

  • @joestevens2110
    @joestevens2110 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Didn’t you steal the chipmunks

  • @BobMori
    @BobMori 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Harold. Del Close

  • @danjohnson8138
    @danjohnson8138 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🌈🦒🌿🍁🌿🍁

  • @mikeytired7987
    @mikeytired7987 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They always dodge that Israel Palestine question 😂

  • @andrewislas7742
    @andrewislas7742 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this editor

  • @dpclerks09
    @dpclerks09 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gob pulled a classic hollywood "bigtime" move on David/Tobias, who'da thunkit?
    Colour Me Unsurprised.

  • @hobbes4583
    @hobbes4583 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sorry to bother you, but can you discuss sorry to bother you?

  • @sloanekuria3249
    @sloanekuria3249 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Didn't he used to be Bojack Horseman? 🤔

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oh like the guy in the 5,000 dollar suit’s gunna call David Cross to tell him he cant do his podcast… C’mon!!!

  • @scottmansfield4038
    @scottmansfield4038 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Most exlent 😁😎🤘✌️

  • @markmccauley9120
    @markmccauley9120 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is this now a rule of grammar? Thank you MUST be followed by so much?

  • @rocknrollcannibals
    @rocknrollcannibals 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    This is way better than Will Arnette anyway.

  • @helethead
    @helethead 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Black Dog isn’t on Led Zeppelin 3.

  • @disconsolatemoose6637
    @disconsolatemoose6637 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Senses Working Overtime" is the name of a song from the band XTC.
    WTF do you have to do with that, and why are you showing up in my feed?

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The podcast is named after the song, and is symbolic of the times we're living in?...
      "Trying to taste the difference 'tween a lemon and a lime"
      Just use your noggin for half a second...

    • @zackwebb8697
      @zackwebb8697 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Making plans for Nigel, right? That was a good band

  • @SeanYeomans71
    @SeanYeomans71 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Got any bluechews samplers, David?

  • @sh1tster
    @sh1tster 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bad news about that legendary band in Heaven: the vocalist is God's girlfriend

  • @GoodGolly.MissLolly
    @GoodGolly.MissLolly 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Did we ever find out why Will cancelled?

    • @AshCid84
      @AshCid84 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hopefully, he will do the regular show. He is doing things according to online last week. Things that are not announced or in the works. He is doing more than just being an actor or comedian. For some, doing a podcast or show that involves gossip has risks. It is better for all sides to not damage money. Friendships can survive but depends on friend.
      It should not be serious health wise. Though, IDK.
      Another podcast I watch has comedians talk/bitch about other projects. But they still do their own shows and friend podcast.

    • @ash8298
      @ash8298 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He cancelled because these podcasts are fucking boring and probably felt guilty about charging people money to listen to old stories that are mildly amusing at best.

    • @BRLambert4
      @BRLambert4 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@ash8298So you mean the same exact thing he does on his own podcasts live shows, Smartless ?
      Was his podcast included with "these podcasts" or are there other shows that are so fucking boring that you have no choice but to read the comments section and even reply to someone's question?
      Just curious

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BRLambert4 but they is mor famuss! so is mor bettur!

  • @productdesign9626
    @productdesign9626 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm sure there are some fake grapes just out of shot... OR ARE THERE???

  • @ScottyOrange
    @ScottyOrange 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    totally different vibe with a live audience. Still awesome tho, just different.

  • @helethead
    @helethead 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You would think Patton would know he doesn’t have to hold the mic an inch from his mouth covering up his lower face in the process.

  • @DragonFiesta
    @DragonFiesta 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    everyone should know you can put anything on a gravestone. change the year you were born to the 1400s, fuck it change the year you died to the far future as well. best known for Olympic level ice skating. anything.