Oh, hell yes. Andy Richter, one of the most underrated comedic personas on this planet. I always love being reminded that it's nearly the weekend via Cross's podcast. Usually, I take my 4:00am constipated dump "alone." Today, I'm joined by two of my comedy idols. I have no idea if "Senses" has any seasons, but this is the perfect way to usher in (the unofficial) start of summer and MDW. And yes, I will always comment about how much it warms my heart to see A-list comedic titans have panic attacks on what $50 chair they should sit in.
Glad to see that someone else (David) loves the Derek & Clive bit 'This Bloke Came Up to Me' as much as I do. Two Brits recording a drunken improv LP...God Bless Dudley Moore & Peter Cook!
They were interesting stories, but as a fan of Manchester United, I can't imagine which player he is talking about. It's not Marcus Rashford who is the only player who is actually from Manchester and playing with the first team. Even if this was a long time ago, I don't think any players have his tattoo. Maybe Manchester City? IDK. I think there is misinformation here.
As a dude that was born post Gen X but Highly relates to Cross I have to say I appreciate his discussions about fatherhood and fathers. I'm a single dad who still likes to go to concerts and art events. It's cool too see a cool succesful dad who hasn't lost touch with his identity.. corny rant ..
Saw Morrissey in concert about 15 years ago..... closing song (not that anyone knew it was the last song) was There Is A Light that Never Goes Out.....He walked off stage toward the end of the song, singing the last few verses 'there is a light that never goes out ...there is a light....' etc.....AND just never came back!.....that was it! BTW....concert was LESS than an hour in total. Like he just got bored, saw his chance, and rolled out....ha!... Craziness
We were high on acid and stopped for gas in Colorado somewhere, and as I waited in line I looked around, nervous, and to my left was the Winnie heat rotisserie and the name of it was" It's a burger that eats like a dog " . glistening burger Dogs.... Then, I noticed everyone staring at me, staring at the burger that eats like a dog. Hey, acid made everything...... Funny
56:30 I had this issue with my mom recently. Her clock broke, and I had to teach her how to put an alarm on her cell phone and it was like the world was going to end because she didn't have an actual alarm clock. It's fascinating the things old people see as end of the world issues.
The wacky Aunt had the center piece of fake, glass or plastic, grapes. Not 8 mins in and thinking. "This is going to be awesome." "Legume subsidy." fill in your laugh
This intro really opened my eyes to terrible podcast seating. You could pick up 2 of those cheap mesh back office chairs at Costco + a folding table, and have a serious upgrade. You currently have 'the good chair' vs 'stoner couch'.
Jesus Christ the ONLY time seating ALMOST wasn’t an issue, and he has to mention it then making it an issue 😭 honestly I’m starting to think this bit is like an Eric Andre thing where it’s supposed to be bad. Again not the podcast, literally JUST the chair bit
The willingness to just go off on any given triviality and go as far as possible and hold the bit without a care is one of my favorite things. That and fucking with shitty people in public.
I can’t believe you were able to get THE Andy Richter the Swedish German on your podcast. I figured he’d be way too busy being held down by the other two guys.
I feel like i need to prep for this, like im about to take acid or something.. Hope its not fake, that would be anticlimactic.. Bob said this was fake, didnt he?
Oh, hell yes. Andy Richter, one of the most underrated comedic personas on this planet. I always love being reminded that it's nearly the weekend via Cross's podcast. Usually, I take my 4:00am constipated dump "alone." Today, I'm joined by two of my comedy idols. I have no idea if "Senses" has any seasons, but this is the perfect way to usher in (the unofficial) start of summer and MDW. And yes, I will always comment about how much it warms my heart to see A-list comedic titans have panic attacks on what $50 chair they should sit in.
I read that as comedy idiots without my glasses on , still works 😂
Uh
@@commaJim Oh, I’m sorry. Conan, Andy, David and Bob are ALL above making a 💩 joke.
lol wut
Thanks for sharing your "evacuation schedule". I have synchronized it with my Google Calendar.
One of my favorite podcasts now.
Only if you like smart funny and excuse me I do
Genuinely, couldn't ask for better Dads! These 2 are such sweet guys. And they both had children for fathers, growing up.
a discussion about the grapes is a wonderful segment > - < thank you
I'm still not convinced they exist. The whole bit would be funnier if they weren't even there at all
So good. Hope this becomes a regular thing. Love Andy
Yay! I love Andy so much. His pod is great too!
'Just a Touch of Shoes' got me good 🤣
I appreciate the quiet moments, and slips into the darkness of reality.
i was just watching old late night clips of andy. what a pleasant suprise.
I’m really enjoying the podcast. Thanks David! Thanks Andy! And thank you plastic grapes.
A 10-minute grape rant I'm in!
OMG What an ending callback! Mr. Richter you have always been a real hoot. Loves ya both.
Love the podcast, thanks for doing it!
such a great podcast, glad there is sensible people like you both!
I walked by a store in Chicago called "Tires, Rims, and Gently used baby clothes"
Glad to see that someone else (David) loves the Derek & Clive bit 'This Bloke Came Up to Me' as much as I do. Two Brits recording a drunken improv LP...God Bless Dudley Moore & Peter Cook!
21:03 "and who's the Asian Neil Diamond?" got me hard XD
5:05 “screed”…goddamn this episode is already everything I wanted
This was unexpectedly thought provoking and heartwarming. And it made my siri turn off airline mode
I found this episode particularly delightful…and then Morrissey came up in conversation which made it even better for all the right reasons.
They were interesting stories, but as a fan of Manchester United, I can't imagine which player he is talking about. It's not Marcus Rashford who is the only player who is actually from Manchester and playing with the first team. Even if this was a long time ago, I don't think any players have his tattoo. Maybe Manchester City? IDK. I think there is misinformation here.
As a dude that was born post Gen X but Highly relates to Cross I have to say I appreciate his discussions about fatherhood and fathers. I'm a single dad who still likes to go to concerts and art events. It's cool too see a cool succesful dad who hasn't lost touch with his identity.. corny rant ..
❤ hope you’re well 🙂
Netflix doesn’t want you because you are straight white male. Duh
There’s a salon on Staten Island called “Hair On Earth”
These guys are not scared to spit facts. Respect 👊
Netflix doesn’t want you because you are straight white male. Duh
For someone who hates grapes so much David sure loves to wine. Last person who hated grapes that much was John Steinbeck. Make America Grape Again.
all that to be robbed of the grape cutaway hurt
In my day if we wanted to know what was on TV we scroll thru the channels to see what's on......And we liked it 😀
A child receiving a box of steaks in the mail is hilarious!
David! Be sure to check the shelves for ham!
Andy with the bluesky shoutout! What a legend!
Loved the 🍇 talk.
There's a coffee shop in my town called "Essence of Coffee", and I'm always like, 'is it.. not coffee?'
I want to see Andy in more shit.
The Morrissey stories were great! He used to say “stay handsome” so my friend and I got T-shirts made, our favorite phrase 😂
I've ordered stuff from Omaha steaks before, everything in it was delicious. There are always flyers for it in my mailbox from the news paper
I had a mini morrissey. Had battery problems though. Sometimes it would start, but sometimes it just didn’t feel like it.
"Lords Gym" reference made me cackle with laughter. Thanks Andy
I thought Andy was going to say at one point. "when do the wings and hot sauces come out?"
Saw Morrissey in concert about 15 years ago..... closing song (not that anyone knew it was the last song) was There Is A Light that Never Goes Out.....He walked off stage toward the end of the song, singing the last few verses 'there is a light that never goes out ...there is a light....' etc.....AND just never came back!.....that was it! BTW....concert was LESS than an hour in total. Like he just got bored, saw his chance, and rolled out....ha!... Craziness
Beatles concerts used to be about 30-35 minutes long.
We were high on acid and stopped for gas in Colorado somewhere, and as I waited in line I looked around, nervous, and to my left was the Winnie heat rotisserie and the name of it was" It's a burger that eats like a dog " . glistening burger Dogs.... Then, I noticed everyone staring at me, staring at the burger that eats like a dog. Hey, acid made everything...... Funny
There's a Asian restaurant in Tampa called Wok and Roll
Better background VHS this episode! Unfortunate to see Contact is no longer behind the guest, but CHUD and Motel Hell are true gems and nice to see!
You need a better value system.
The Great Fake Grapes Controversy of 2024!
🔥🤣👍
PS-- My favorite store name is Adcock Prosthetics.
(Knoxville, TN 1990s)
56:30 I had this issue with my mom recently. Her clock broke, and I had to teach her how to put an alarm on her cell phone and it was like the world was going to end because she didn't have an actual alarm clock. It's fascinating the things old people see as end of the world issues.
after a while you just get tired of having to learn new stuff all the time. cool avatar btw.
I love the Masonic Lodge @ The Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Played there a few years ago w/ Sonder. One of the most beautiful nights of my life.
I keep waiting for this show to cohere.
For someone that eats a lot of legumes and listens to punk rock.
Hearing the phrase ‘Big Legume Subsidy’ made me laugh.
The wacky Aunt had the center piece of fake, glass or plastic, grapes.
Not 8 mins in and thinking. "This is going to be awesome."
"Legume subsidy." fill in your laugh
😂 Salem, MA has a hair salon called New Heads on The Block 😬
New store idea! A Touch Of Robes 🤣
Derek & Clive was already in my feed. I’ve become obsessed with them of late
I'm a big fan of The Smiths and those Morrissey stories were a treat🤣
A Touch of Shoes
And then they missed an opportunity to say, “Touch of Robe.”
Great episode, coulda went 2 hours :)
The world isn't ready for Andy yet. Igamine Richter is the line in the sand. We'd be fine if such
I’m happy to hear you guys talk about the pressure of the current election. HOW IS IT STILL CLOSE!? lol cheers
David's probably talking about phalaenopsis orchids (22:13)
I was thinking gladiolus.
Daffodils
1:08:00 says the guy who worked with someone named "CONAN" for decades.
'hit me with the spear again'
Anya getting continually sht on for the grapes is the best 👌 😂
Show us the grapes!
Theres a chip shop in Amsterdam called "The Chipsy KIng".
hmm does it count as a slur if it's only a direct, unambiguous reference to a slur?
What are cool things to do in Atlanta?
Where can I get this chicken chili
Does that hat say “Cadavers” ?
Calliope is not a Shakespearean name. Calliope was the muse of epic poetry in ancient Greek mythology.
Around 1:00:00 mark was quite humorous
my pearls ❤
56:50 I hate seeing people run interviews or podcasts form their phones, too. Might be irrational but it bugs me
This intro really opened my eyes to terrible podcast seating. You could pick up 2 of those cheap mesh back office chairs at Costco + a folding table, and have a serious upgrade. You currently have 'the good chair' vs 'stoner couch'.
The 'Swedish German' still keeping up the old "marriage" pretence i see.
Who's Morrissey?
F'AWESOME!!!
Plastic grapes counted as a vegetable re school lunches during the Reagan regime.
Jesus Christ the ONLY time seating ALMOST wasn’t an issue, and he has to mention it then making it an issue 😭 honestly I’m starting to think this bit is like an Eric Andre thing where it’s supposed to be bad. Again not the podcast, literally JUST the chair bit
Vacuum!! Vacuum!!
❤Andy☺️👏✌️
Legume subsidy 😂
More grape talk here than the Crush Groove wine podcast.
Guest request! Sam Seder!
I've been saying this since day two
A Touch of Robe
Gladiolas! 🤣
The willingness to just go off on any given triviality and go as far as possible and hold the bit without a care is one of my favorite things. That and fucking with shitty people in public.
I can’t believe you were able to get THE Andy Richter the Swedish German on your podcast. I figured he’d be way too busy being held down by the other two guys.
Morrissey hasn't done shit for 30 yrs
No meat
The Long Beans of Insecurity, by Jim Stinebock
andy is the best
David shops at Touch of Robes
Oof! Tough question!
A-holes and grapes
The return of the fake grapes I still don't see haha
I prefer wooden 🍇
I feel like i need to prep for this, like im about to take acid or something..
Hope its not fake, that would be anticlimactic..
Bob said this was fake, didnt he?
i will double down on, if and when there is merch, it has to be grape related at this point.
I hope that copy of C. H. U. D. isn't a fake ffs
If anyone feom Netflix is reading....put down the bs nonsense reality shows and get a show together for these two.
How are we supposed to resolve the world's problems.... with fake grapes in thie room?
Psy would have to be a candidate for the Asian Tom Jones
so we just keep playing follow the leader even if it is clearly holding us all back a grade?
It's... arrested development
For the "emaa uhh Google uhhhhh..." Bit maybe try one of the ai things instead of Google, it may be silly
i do my feet like this let's go!