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  • @judypartin397
    @judypartin397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20713

    “I’m gonna finger your gonna blow” you would be suprised how normal those terms are in the band world

    • @larz-barz
      @larz-barz ปีที่แล้ว +248

      me and my best friend say stuff like that all the time just for the dirtiness

    • @GP-qi1ve
      @GP-qi1ve ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *you're

    • @_Isabelle-Happyness_
      @_Isabelle-Happyness_ ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fr 😂 i play clarinet

    • @DanGoose
      @DanGoose ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GP-qi1ve 😐

    • @jimplayzr
      @jimplayzr ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@GP-qi1ve 😐

  • @mewoisbest8851
    @mewoisbest8851 ปีที่แล้ว +27293

    “How about you stop talking and finger?”
    Was once said in my band class. We’ve never been the same ever since.

    • @zazaza6789
      @zazaza6789 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      Bro my band teacher says that everyday, sometimes he says “Just shut up! It’s not that hard!”
      Edit: Holy shucks bro 100 likes like what thx

    • @Elli0tt.mg.
      @Elli0tt.mg. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My band teacher once said "Finger your D" 😭 she meant the note

    • @vale.latarada7935
      @vale.latarada7935 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Do you have Temu?

    • @AceOfStars0
      @AceOfStars0 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      WHO SAID THAT CUZ ISTG IF IT WAS YOUR TEACHER-

    • @mewoisbest8851
      @mewoisbest8851 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@AceOfStars0
      The man is way to pure to say something like that. It was some other kid who realized after what he said and instantly regretted it.
      Live in a pretty Christian dense area.

  • @amuffin6099
    @amuffin6099 ปีที่แล้ว +3329

    I’m in band and once the principle walked in on my band director saying “ok guys finger along with me” I have never seen anyone look that disturbed

    • @rachels_runningxx3027
      @rachels_runningxx3027 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      The most average band rehearsal 😭🤣

    • @ainsleygilson6869
      @ainsleygilson6869 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

      My director to the trumpets after they missed an F# for the 5th time: Trumpets! Is it this finger *waves index finger*, or this finger *waves middle finger*?
      The trumpets in unison: IT'S THIS FINGER *flipping my director off*!!!!
      The superintendent and principle watched this entire exchange lmao.

    • @Fire_9596
      @Fire_9596 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ⁠​⁠@@ainsleygilson6869 the director had it coming

    • @ainsleygilson6869
      @ainsleygilson6869 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Fire_9596 Indeed lmao

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the principle of what?
      you mean principal, a principle is a belief, value, that kind of stuff
      but hah

  • @sam1yNaninipaNgPWD
    @sam1yNaninipaNgPWD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54015

    "I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow "💀
    Hahaha we all know whats next 😂😂😂😂

  • @life4music.08
    @life4music.08 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    As a musician I can confirm that we say the most sus things as any other person and can usually say them perfectly with a straight face.

    • @lachlanmaclean1693
      @lachlanmaclean1693 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spot on

    • @PixalChamp
      @PixalChamp ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true

    • @guineapigs6043
      @guineapigs6043 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr

    • @guineapigs6043
      @guineapigs6043 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And then our friends say ummm and then you realize and you both burst out laughing 😂

    • @vihaansm3439
      @vihaansm3439 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      never forget to Bsus

  • @g0blin_T04sT
    @g0blin_T04sT ปีที่แล้ว +9154

    Only one type of person can say that and not realise what they’ve said.
    A musician.

    • @kamiplaysviolin
      @kamiplaysviolin ปีที่แล้ว +201

      I mean
      I play the violin
      And one day my g string snapped
      and it did
      so I told my English + math teachers while complaining
      It took them a second
      I forgot about it too 😃
      The brain rot of a musician

    • @g0blin_T04sT
      @g0blin_T04sT ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@kamiplaysviolin OH NO-
      THAT TOOK ME A SECOND-

    • @kamiplaysviolin
      @kamiplaysviolin ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@g0blin_T04sT
      RIGHT!
      IT’S LIKE #&#&*@&#
      Yeah!

    • @monicahinojosa7657
      @monicahinojosa7657 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kamiplaysviolin I play the violin to and that is like worse than losing a chicken or bunny

    • @ilysm_amane
      @ilysm_amane ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@kamiplaysviolin i play the violin and im so confused

  • @yeldarb2022
    @yeldarb2022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    As a band major, I’m immune. I have to hear stuff like this so often and I trained hard to hold in my laughter.

    • @justagirlexisting
      @justagirlexisting ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My high school music club goes thru these every single day yet we can't stop laughing every time 😂

    • @Lei_Helm333
      @Lei_Helm333 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@justagirlexisting omg SAMEEEEE, buts it's like the same person causing problems but it's still HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aidenray611
      @aidenray611 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      im also band and the brass always say oh no i need to oil up my valves💀💀

  • @samsoluri9476
    @samsoluri9476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8351

    “make sure you’re doing the fingering right” - my 7th grade orchestra teacher

    • @giyutomioka6355
      @giyutomioka6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      STOOPPPPPPPP😭😭😭😭🏃

    • @jivgirl
      @jivgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      💀

    • @InfinityMage498
      @InfinityMage498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That’s why I love the number sextillion

    • @jessicaigba6271
      @jessicaigba6271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      RELATABLEEE

    • @Biscuit431
      @Biscuit431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WHY IS THIS RELATABLE 😭😭😭

  • @milajvde
    @milajvde ปีที่แล้ว +441

    kid in my band class was having trouble hitting super low notes (plays euphonium) and the trombone sitting next to him yelled “LOSEN YOUR CHEEKS!” the room erupted with laughter 😂 😂

    • @AestusReborn
      @AestusReborn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Huh?

    • @So_Bored123
      @So_Bored123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@AestusReborn as in like, try to relax your face cheeks when blowing the instrument

    • @KanavMann-y3t
      @KanavMann-y3t 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      OK THE WAY I DIED LAUGHING 💀💀💀💀

    • @kennyburgess6665
      @kennyburgess6665 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@milajvde as a trombone player I began dying from laughter because my best friend (a trombone player) would probably say that

    • @BingoToGo
      @BingoToGo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ima euphonium tooooo! 😄

  • @soapevar
    @soapevar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15291

    “I’m gonna finger, and you’re going to blow”
    **sigh** “let’s go to the comments section”

  • @itzmeyahis4010
    @itzmeyahis4010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7671

    "I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow" i didn't understand until they laughed💀💀💀

    • @_Omri
      @_Omri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      lemme guess what they did after they filmed this video

    • @Master_HDplus
      @Master_HDplus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@_Omri she teached him the violin next 💅

    • @_Omri
      @_Omri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Master_HDplus yeah and he was using the stick to make her enjoy😏

    • @Master_HDplus
      @Master_HDplus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@_Omri the music💅

    • @TheCarpet-
      @TheCarpet- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Good, you’re not dirty minded

  • @rinaaaah
    @rinaaaah 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +338

    In choir…
    “Open your mouth wider”
    “Get it back in there”
    “You guys can produce really nice sounds, be louder”
    “Do the hard stuff” (it was way worse than that but uhm lol)
    “I know it’s hard but do it faster”
    Didn’t help I was a middle schooler when I was in choir
    In orchestra
    “Use your finger and finger the strings”
    “Hit and finger the g string” (expect they accidentally said spot rather than string)
    “Finger A minor”
    Piano
    “Do A minor”
    “Hit the right spots”
    “Play A minor”
    “Do it faster”

    • @CheukTheGreatestOfEverything
      @CheukTheGreatestOfEverything 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I play piano/violin/recorder/flute/viola/euphonium/trumpet
      these terms are just incredibly common

    • @SpamtonWhitKROMERS
      @SpamtonWhitKROMERS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@CheukTheGreatestOfEverythingbut also really strange if you think about them for a moment

    • @stellacherian3910
      @stellacherian3910 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As a guitarist I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vip_FlipPip
      @Vip_FlipPip หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      “Finger A minor”
      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-anonyzous
      @user-anonyzous หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hold up it makes sense but it''s sus what

  • @iceey5880
    @iceey5880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5915

    Bruh the wording😂
    Edit:Thank y’all for all the likes!

    • @blvvdy._.amberx
      @blvvdy._.amberx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      132 likes and no comments? Let’s fix this

    • @lyricheart6870
      @lyricheart6870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      213 likes and one comment 😶🤨

    • @Icey_Editss
      @Icey_Editss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy crap it’s me but Icy is spelt worse than mine!

    • @mikadedicado2968
      @mikadedicado2968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exakt 1000 Likes i don't ruint that

    • @adriey23
      @adriey23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blvvdy._.amberx What do we

  • @tranquilfates4690
    @tranquilfates4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2974

    I just started playing oboe this year, and it’s a really fun instrument to play lmao

    • @kayliesawyer8448
      @kayliesawyer8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I've played since 5th grade and I'm in 8th now! There's gonna be hardships but keep going!

    • @tranquilfates4690
      @tranquilfates4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kayliesawyer8448 dang, any tips?

    • @kayliesawyer8448
      @kayliesawyer8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tranquilfates4690 Get good reeds. I had really crappy reeds up until this summer, and my playing has improved so much.

    • @kayliesawyer8448
      @kayliesawyer8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tranquilfates4690 are you playing in a band or anything?

    • @tranquilfates4690
      @tranquilfates4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kayliesawyer8448 hmm I think I do have pretty good reeds rn and yes I am playing in band

  • @LexJen2011
    @LexJen2011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    As a flutist, I wasn't even fazed when he said that until they started laughing. It would blow a non-musician's mind how much dirty stuff we say in band without even thinking about it. That is actually a very normal thing to say in band - especially when you are just learning.😭

  • @LynDewey
    @LynDewey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    My section member was asking about what gloves we wear during marching band. He asked “should I get the fingerless?” And I, very loudly said, “no. You’re getting fingered.”

    • @ExitSiign
      @ExitSiign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Somewhat antithetical to actual goings-on - clarinets and piccs get fingerless

  • @m3lxni3
    @m3lxni3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    This is my band teacher. He be telling the flutes, “Smaller hole, blow harder.” 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @emilymcdaniel6308
      @emilymcdaniel6308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I play flute😂

    • @lazy_ruth5221
      @lazy_ruth5221 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @MagicalFlutePlayer sameee

    • @m3lxni3
      @m3lxni3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emilymcdaniel6308 I play clarinet lol

    • @SafiTheFluffy
      @SafiTheFluffy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I play trombone 😂

    • @SafiTheFluffy
      @SafiTheFluffy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that is the exact same thing he tells us 😂

  • @bonnylassrachel
    @bonnylassrachel ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I can relate, band class is filled with dirty minded children and the teachers say the weirdest crap

    • @revoIution9
      @revoIution9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes and the weird band terms “finger” “slurs” “blow”

    • @Mato3798
      @Mato3798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@revoIution9 we aldo commonly joke about getting high (but not on drugs)

    • @squirreldude-o7f
      @squirreldude-o7f หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Mato3798 And these terms are completely normal and music.
      Dirty minded people + Music terms = prepare for trouble

    • @Mato3798
      @Mato3798 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@squirreldude-o7f and make it double

  • @kingpeedorah
    @kingpeedorah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    "I'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow"
    **Two hours later**
    "Ok time to play the oboe"

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Damn 2 hours dudes a champ

    • @OneAddiction369
      @OneAddiction369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2 hours damnnnn

    • @gagicamisto1803
      @gagicamisto1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@HelloThere..... well, they are young...😂

    • @pace_18
      @pace_18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wtf bro

    • @daikimakibosh4397
      @daikimakibosh4397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That rhymed
      10/10 creativity

  • @asmodeus1634
    @asmodeus1634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    I was teaching kids how to play the oboe and I said the same thing. I recently got released from jail.

    • @BelugaVR1
      @BelugaVR1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @sidneyw477
      @sidneyw477 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like actually or not

    • @python2198
      @python2198 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sidneyw477 bruh

    • @Uncle_Jacob
      @Uncle_Jacob ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well i think its the context that matters. It didn't help that you didn't say it in the context of the instrument you were teaching. LoL

    • @monicahinojosa7657
      @monicahinojosa7657 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AH UH SAVAGE POLICE OR KIDS😂

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    True story - one of my music teachers had a very immature sense of humour. During one lesson he came up to a classmate who was working on his composition assignment and asked how he was getting on.
    My classmate said “I’m just doing some fingering sir” to which the teacher said “that’s what I like to do Friday night”

  • @Nicolessa01
    @Nicolessa01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Bro the weird sounding stuff is so relatable because in my band class my teacher will say something and it will just sound so wrong 💀

    • @alexthomas8502
      @alexthomas8502 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally and it always happens in band class 😭

    • @eepy_akiiioo
      @eepy_akiiioo ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@alexthomas8502Fr😭

  • @shinjigyattmaster
    @shinjigyattmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    Y'know, my band teacher was right when she said music was dirty. That's why whenever I play the saxophone I blow a long D, it's so long I have to come back up for air.

    • @dylanjaks4728
      @dylanjaks4728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      ay wait what

    • @D4rkYT-Gaming
      @D4rkYT-Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way, I’m the master at fingering. No wonder my friends say I’m a jazz natural, I spice up the room when I blow A minor.

    • @Beelsoranges
      @Beelsoranges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      BAGAHAH LMAO

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide6231
      @dihydrogenmonoxide6231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      don’t forget “pull out” “push in” etc

    • @suno6498
      @suno6498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      for real, i play guitar so i end up fingering a minor a lot💯

  • @Erin_h-f8g
    @Erin_h-f8g ปีที่แล้ว +147

    my band director once called himself “the fingering master”

    • @solars_fan
      @solars_fan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      WHAT 😨

    • @Mato3798
      @Mato3798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@solars_fan I call myself the mouth man because I play horn and horn has very specific lip shapes

    • @kennyburgess6665
      @kennyburgess6665 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Mato3798 real with brass lol

    • @Mato3798
      @Mato3798 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kennyburgess6665 the trumpets keep forgetting the fingerings lol. But I have to remember 2 fingerings at least for most every note.

    • @kennyburgess6665
      @kennyburgess6665 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mato3798 I have 7 slide positions which are so far ez but I have the positions for "Go cats go!" stuck in my head and I also can play it on the piano so that's fun

  • @strawberrieskribbles5324
    @strawberrieskribbles5324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5128

    Nah cause why are there so many ways you can make band sound dirty 😭 when I first started learning saxophone I had a really hard time playing D and when I finally got it I yelled, “I JUST BLEW A PERFECT D!!!” 😳

    • @jameswilkerson4412
      @jameswilkerson4412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Better than someone playing an F, then A, then G through an amusement park (yes, he still works there-only other band people could recognize the notes)

    • @Acast4545
      @Acast4545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Ikr like we have to blow into instruments to make a sound IT ALWAYS SOUNDS SO WRONG I play flute and sometimes I just do the fingerings and I say I'm just gonna do the fingerings and it sounds so wrong

    • @caleb2824
      @caleb2824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Have you heard trombone dirty before, we have slides, lubricant, and white milky stuff for our slide😂

    • @Chorro38
      @Chorro38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@caleb2824 LMAOOO NO WAY 😂

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide6231
      @dihydrogenmonoxide6231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      plsss i play clarinet and high d was so hard to play at first, i once loudly said “yay, the d came out!” lmao

  • @Totsss_
    @Totsss_ ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Dudeee I used to play percussion in band with two other kids. One day we got our sheet music and the girl next to me playing the bells looked at her music and saw that she only had D natural to play for her part. So she loudly exclaimed “ohhhhh I get a lot of D!!”. My band teacher replied “yes you get D and nothing but D” me and the entire class realized lol and started laughing hysterically but the girl and our teacher had no idea haha 😂

    • @Quilla-r8q
      @Quilla-r8q ปีที่แล้ว +38

      “Harder! Firmer! Pull in! Firm up your cheeks!” - my 8th grade band teacher

    • @Totsss_
      @Totsss_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Quilla-r8q 😂

    • @kennyburgess6665
      @kennyburgess6665 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Quilla-r8q I'm imagining my band teacher shouting that

    • @Quilla-r8q
      @Quilla-r8q 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kennyburgess6665 LMAO I WAS SCREAMING LAUGHING

    • @kennyburgess6665
      @kennyburgess6665 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Quilla-r8q me and my friend would be laughing so hard

  • @Miss-Tress-NoB0dy
    @Miss-Tress-NoB0dy ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fun fact: I’m pretty sure oboe is one of the hardest instruments to learn how to play
    So he is actually quite skilled

    • @tkrox8379
      @tkrox8379 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why?
      I don't know every instrument, but I think that viola d'amore, for example, is more difficult to learn from the beginning.

  • @thethomaspatersonexperienc4746
    @thethomaspatersonexperienc4746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    “I’m gonna finger and you’re gonna blow” 💀💀💀

  • @sophiawei4518
    @sophiawei4518 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Orchestra teacher telling us how to bow on the G string: "You need to press harder; just push"

    • @evgenijamesaros1926
      @evgenijamesaros1926 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHHAHAHA

    • @lilj3467
      @lilj3467 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s necessary to hit the g spot yk

    • @yeetdragon2413
      @yeetdragon2413 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Today in orchestra two cello girls were looking at each others cellos and the teacher asked why. One of them said: "We're looking at the shape of our cellos, because her cello is flat." Then there was a discussion about cello sizes and curves on the instrument

    • @galaxium4540
      @galaxium4540 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      us violins have the f hole and we do fingerings and positions...

    • @5L33PYH34D
      @5L33PYH34D ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@galaxium4540 ah yes and while bowing you have to grasp the tip to make good noises

  • @BrynnaeStrohschein-ug8rm
    @BrynnaeStrohschein-ug8rm ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Band out of context for the win

  • @CayleeM
    @CayleeM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    We need a vid of her teaching you the violin

    • @kjnsefbiwaheufb
      @kjnsefbiwaheufb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yesss

    • @Samseneon
      @Samseneon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I started I couldn’t even make a noise

    • @thepenguin898
      @thepenguin898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YASSS, it’s so hard, trust me i’ve played it since i was 3 and a half

    • @Madi.starsss
      @Madi.starsss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been learning violin for 2 weeks now, and I can't seem to make the bow make sound for some reason

    • @lilybaird8040
      @lilybaird8040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Madi.starsss put more pressure on the bow with your pointer finger and make sure the bow has enough rosin.

  • @smashingpumpkins27
    @smashingpumpkins27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    So I always play my trombone better whenever my lips are wet. Well, one day I was talking to a friend, and I said pretty loudly: “the wetter the better!”. My life was ruined from then on 😫

    • @Starstarkat
      @Starstarkat ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean they dont call it a tromboner for nothin (This is coming from another fellow trombone player lol)

    • @Elisuperxwerwol25
      @Elisuperxwerwol25 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOO- 💀

    • @c.yb3r
      @c.yb3r ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i can see that as a person that plays the trombone😭

    • @DaGreat_Potato
      @DaGreat_Potato 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I just started playing the trombone 3 months ago and bro the jokes I've heard are insane 😭

  • @loveroflife1438
    @loveroflife1438 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It’s the fact how sweet she seems that made it that much funnier
    So charming to see people just having fun being all goofy

  • @cludiix
    @cludiix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "im gonna finger and you're gonna blow"
    bro nah that's the most dirtiest thing I've ever heard with my own ears 💀

    • @eepy_akiiioo
      @eepy_akiiioo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Welp it's normal for me because I'm in band💀💀

    • @GinoLeo2011
      @GinoLeo2011 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve heard worse

    • @just.sara.13
      @just.sara.13 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eepy_akiiioo same

    • @c4itlinchillin
      @c4itlinchillin ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@bozenastaszel2256it's about se-

  • @Adyaenchantingrecords
    @Adyaenchantingrecords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Musical instruments can sound so dirty sometimes I can't 🤣🤣
    I am a pianist and when I started learning, I was learning the note names and how each one sounded. I can't forget this 🤣
    When I got the perfect C and D keys on the piano. I screamed out saying : I PLAYED WITH THE PERFECT C AND D ! 💀
    Didn't realise it until my parents barged in demanding what did I meant. When I realised, I died out of embarrassment and the worst part my sister was recording it. She sent it to my teacher 💀💀💀

    • @Mrhandismydad
      @Mrhandismydad ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I as a trombonist don’t finger, I simply slide all over the bone

    • @Adyaenchantingrecords
      @Adyaenchantingrecords ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Mrhandismydad woah

    • @RealCalamity
      @RealCalamity ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I wonder what they will say if they heard you saying that you played [A] Minor perfectly

    • @Adyaenchantingrecords
      @Adyaenchantingrecords ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RealCalamity I'd be dead then for sure 💀

    • @beasthunter200k
      @beasthunter200k ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can play in a minor

  • @ayatalali05
    @ayatalali05 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I recently had an assembly at school and the guy had some type of instrument this guy has and this guy just casually says “yOu HaVe To LeArN tO fInGeR iF yOu WaNt To PlAy WoOdWiNd InStRuMeNtS” everyone was dying of laughter with out dirty minds 😂

  • @AvXrElaY
    @AvXrElaY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “You can stop now-“
    “NEVER”
    got be dead there💀

  • @dmiller5765
    @dmiller5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Playing the oboe really helped me to pick out harmonies in choir. Many composers harmonize the oboe with the flute & or clarine.

  • @clairefoster1880
    @clairefoster1880 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ‘I cAn’T rEaCh iT!!’
    Girl, I feel your pain.

  • @that_one_who_is8037
    @that_one_who_is8037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Help😂
    One time in my music class I asked the pianist how you were meant to finger the piano (I play the harp) and the whole class of 12-13 year olds fell dead silent. But I thought he couldn’t hear me or something so repeated it several times till someone had to literally point out the double meaning to me. 💀 my friends remind me of it to this day.

    • @ーーーーーー-g2b
      @ーーーーーー-g2b ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's their fault that dirty stuff is the first thing that comes to their minds.

    • @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093
      @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ーーーーーー-g2b Honestly, like who cares

    • @D41SYYYYYY
      @D41SYYYYYY ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093yeah
      It's funny anyways🤷‍♀️

  • @___7_____________
    @___7_____________ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a clarinet i understand the pain of saying that, my band director says "ill play the notes and you keep your ombisure"(i cant spell)

  • @jadedragon806
    @jadedragon806 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My favorite thing is when non band people walk into band class and hear the weirdest stuff out of context

  • @sophie.3.
    @sophie.3. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We would always say that in band, that was just the wording we’d use. Didn’t think it was weird until now 🙂

  • @seeratbhatia8405
    @seeratbhatia8405 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Make sure you get the fingering right"
    "Now lets airplay and finger"
    -eighth grade band teacher

  • @MaddieAftxn
    @MaddieAftxn ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow" I said this to my friend in the band room and we started crying and wheezing at the same time.

  • @logicalnonsense7906
    @logicalnonsense7906 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Bruh, there is this one kid in my band class that plays saxophone. She had to pull out her mouthpiece a little because the band director told her too, and one of the percussionist said " yeah, you need to get better on your pull out game" bro 💀 I heard an AYOOO across the room. I literally cackled.

  • @akaisen
    @akaisen ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bro turned his channel into an 18+ channel in just seconds when he said those lines 💀

  • @idontexist745
    @idontexist745 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A lot of my friends are in band, unfortunately I’m not as special, but anyway I hear them say the wildest things 💀

  • @Chelsea_Pookie1
    @Chelsea_Pookie1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    “Put in more mouth.”
    “3 2 1 blow”
    “LOUDER!”
    “Blow faster”
    “Don’t over blow”

  • @aaronburrsir6347
    @aaronburrsir6347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The realization after what he said 😭💀

  • @bluetealturquoise
    @bluetealturquoise ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Pull out”
    “Push in”
    - band teacher while tuning

  • @christenzz
    @christenzz ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "JUST START FINGERING ALREADY!" that was the last time I attended my orchestra class.

  • @itspossiblyriana
    @itspossiblyriana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nah cause I play clarinet and my teacher said “I’m gonna finger for you
    And your gonna blow for me”
    I laughed so hard and he was like
    “Oh I hear it” everybody was laughing lmaoo

    • @thepinkelephant2520
      @thepinkelephant2520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOO

    • @squirreldude-o7f
      @squirreldude-o7f หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thepinkelephant2520 immature people would be much better off not learning an instrument

  • @IzariasVids
    @IzariasVids 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As an oboist in my band, i found this hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @deinfreundlichdeutsch_34
    @deinfreundlichdeutsch_34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *dirty mind activated*
    HOW DO YOURE FINGERS MOVE THAT FAST?! I play alto and i have really fast 16th notes 💀

    • @Elloliott
      @Elloliott ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably college orchestra, or just southern are my guesses

    • @jfkfk-ip5dv
      @jfkfk-ip5dv ปีที่แล้ว

      alto what sax or clarinet?

    • @deinfreundlichdeutsch_34
      @deinfreundlichdeutsch_34 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jfkfk-ip5dv I play Tenor saxophone currently for my band, I was switched over when my band teacher said we needed a Tenor because we had plenty of Altos, and we already had a Bari Saxophone player.
      Tenor saxophone is all the exact same fingering as Alto, so it was super easy to learn. But yes I did play clarinet and alto!

  • @josh-ii8mn
    @josh-ii8mn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "I'm going to finger and you're going to blow" got me dead💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @thatoneradomperson
    @thatoneradomperson 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Can relate. My band teacher says the weirdest shit unintentionally and my friend and I have to try so hard not to laugh 😂😂😂

  • @Donnie-the-turtle
    @Donnie-the-turtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Me and my step sibling are both in band so we just casually say “finger”, but my sister isn’t in band. She understands what we mean but she, playfully, makes fun of us for it

  • @ilovestitch883
    @ilovestitch883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow" had me dying💀💀💀

  • @vv_gumlx6363
    @vv_gumlx6363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember hearing the flute players yelling that they lost their fingering chart. high school band is funny at times.

  • @IsaTo10
    @IsaTo10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ok but my guitar teacher always says “ guys make sure your doing the fingering right!” He was talking about pressing the right frets.

  • @fanstalkfootball8362
    @fanstalkfootball8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    That caught me off guard 😳

  • @Skolljarn
    @Skolljarn 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The fact that I've unironically said that multiple times while trying to teach brassists to play my clarinet and didn't even realize it until they laughed

  • @steveshadow7951
    @steveshadow7951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Aw hell naw😂😂
    Great talent tho😅

  • @thatonerandomguy257
    @thatonerandomguy257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One day the whole band played a song we we’re learning perfect and he told us that all of our holes sound very nice

  • @romellrico6220
    @romellrico6220 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this short is iconic 😂😂😂

  • @FeralWetCat
    @FeralWetCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Memories of that one time my violinist friend played my viola *

  • @IcyFrost200-eu8sr
    @IcyFrost200-eu8sr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I have a friend who plays trombone so in band j always say, "stop changing positions to rapidly"

  • @anthonyivory-p7v
    @anthonyivory-p7v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro just called us dirty minded in the most musically way possible

  • @RealshortBia
    @RealshortBia ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Blind people:💀🤨🤨🤨
    Deaf people:😮
    Normal people:🤨

  • @mossballroll
    @mossballroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    we say a lot of weird stuff in music. I remember one of my friends in highschool was learning the oboe and she was struggling a bit with getting a consistent sound, so my music teacher kept her after class to teach her “a tongue thing”

    • @S_ya-
      @S_ya- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark 🌚🌚

    • @BelugaVR1
      @BelugaVR1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a little Sus…

  • @puggovrthepug7910
    @puggovrthepug7910 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a guitarist I can relate with stuff like this, people always look at me weird when im talking about nuts and g-strings.

  • @LoveGodrnfr
    @LoveGodrnfr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I play clarinet but i wanted to start with oboe but i had to start with clarinet cause everyone said oboe was harder but i really want to learn it but i love clarinet you guys both play so well

  • @elskunke22
    @elskunke22 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy knows what he’s doing

  • @maruchi7309
    @maruchi7309 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Arina you need to blow harder"
    -My 7th grade band director
    So basically I also play oboe and i couldn't reach this ine note and he said i needed to blow harder on my reed. The only oboe olayers in our band are me and my friend and she started laughing right away😢 Thank god it was only oboe lessons😂😂😂

  • @insxmnialas1637
    @insxmnialas1637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Being a trumpet player in Middle School band made me jealous of the woodwinds. But damn, the oboe ain’t easy, huge props to them.

    • @thedankknight8333
      @thedankknight8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a trombone player, I realized that brass kicks a$$ because we ARE the instrument. No reeds or dumb sh*t, that’s why we can growl and get dirty and not sound like a p*ssy flute or a piece of wood flopping around

  • @meganlopresti782
    @meganlopresti782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I play the oboe, I’ve been playing for about three years and done many concerts it’s a very hard but beautiful instrument!

    • @Slimedrop_
      @Slimedrop_ ปีที่แล้ว

      First year playing it, and I don’t understand how people play for an hour straight of songs. 10 minutes in and my upper lip starts shaking and I can’t hold my mouth normal without it opening up. Is it just an over time resistance thing or am I just trying too hard?

  • @MikeNsumu
    @MikeNsumu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the équivalent of "uranus" for astronomers and astrophysicists

  • @joshuadiron3453
    @joshuadiron3453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I play the boe boe"💀

  • @Perrocko
    @Perrocko ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "once in band camp ..... "

  • @devydanger
    @devydanger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well, obviously she came... back😂

  • @yofavoriteboricua
    @yofavoriteboricua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    all the band kids here…. 🥵

  • @waidi3242
    @waidi3242 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am still not sure if you're a couple or brother and sister.. since you two just fit so well together

  • @Idkwhattomakemyuserthistimeyay
    @Idkwhattomakemyuserthistimeyay ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT LINE WAS FOUL

  • @zootoo9232
    @zootoo9232 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Later that night: "Can you teach me oboe once more?"

    • @PlaybillsAndPixels
      @PlaybillsAndPixels ปีที่แล้ว

      🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @Emma-lq6wt
      @Emma-lq6wt ปีที่แล้ว

      AYOOO OK MAN WA-

  • @Finn11524
    @Finn11524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Im gonna finger and you’re gonna blow” AYO 😳

  • @thatredplayz9099
    @thatredplayz9099 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Girl really said : im coming back💀💀💀

  • @paperclipped6223
    @paperclipped6223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I'm gonna finger, you're gonna blow"
    PH music starts playing

  • @optisprimusproductions
    @optisprimusproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Bro. I play trumpet, and my friend plays trombone. He found his dad's old cornet(basically a trumpet) it was funny cuz they didn't play it in a long time, so the valves were stuck

  • @Itsneva_Alexahere
    @Itsneva_Alexahere ปีที่แล้ว

    NOT MY 5yr COUSIN LOOKIN AT ME WHEN HE SAID THAT😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaellichtenstein9258
    @michaellichtenstein9258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God I have not gotten laughed this hard in a while! 😆 😆 😆

  • @gabriellshilohhalfon9085
    @gabriellshilohhalfon9085 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't know why but I saw it a second time and just then I burst out laughing. 😂❤

  • @fudge871
    @fudge871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    im a violinist but my lungs are actual trash, i don't understand how you guys do it 😂

  • @Mase-vz3cy
    @Mase-vz3cy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘I’m gonna finger and you’re gonna blow’ Accurate representation of a conversation I’ve had with my teacher/ crush. I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t blow well. He was very disappointed

    • @AoiKansaki17
      @AoiKansaki17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON UR TEACHER?!?!?

  • @KathleenGraceBishop
    @KathleenGraceBishop หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro, my friend said the EXACT same thing to me last week. We both play French horn. 😭

  • @ivanblake2015
    @ivanblake2015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Im gonna finger and your gonna blow"
    is that why my music teacher loves playing ob-

  • @oscargill423
    @oscargill423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How is her embouchre so good already

  • @bonez_vibezz
    @bonez_vibezz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “You’re all looking really caked up.”
    -Highschool Band Director
    (We proceeded to tell him what that means and he looks like he had a stroke)

  • @inposabi6200
    @inposabi6200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As an oboist, that was a very good first try (I think it was a first try). Most new people struggle to make any sound at all when they first start because the reed is so weird.

  • @shelbyhanegan422
    @shelbyhanegan422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "YOU CAN STOP NOW"
    "NEVER!"