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  • @ZeriocTheTank
    @ZeriocTheTank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    My first DnD character was a wood elf ranger that hated orcs after being tortured by a raiding party for weeks years before he met the party. We had a half orc player in the group, and my character was anything but kind to him. Plenty of times he saw him in trouble, and just turned his back on him. Over time my character began to see the half orc as an ally, and they became good friends. I spoke to the half orc player in advance btw. He was absolutely down for it since it gave us a lot of RP to work with.

    • @evangrescol7772
      @evangrescol7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      ^^^^^
      This is how you should handle it.

    • @nomnomgoblin8901
      @nomnomgoblin8901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      THIS.
      If it's not established in session zero then this sort of group behavior is completely unacceptable.

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nomnomgoblin8901 Absolutely this

    • @seaztheday4418
      @seaztheday4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And here's the difference between character conflict devolving into pvp madness or enriching a campaign and leading to the entire goal of DnD; a good STORY.

    • @theeye8276
      @theeye8276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont know. Someone did the same to me, I said "okay" but didn't like it at all......

  • @kemix1006
    @kemix1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Oooh, look magic!"
    I can only imagine the shit eating grin on that druid's face.

    • @thedeaforc
      @thedeaforc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With Ketup on it.

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    There's only one trait that every dnd character *needs* to have: they need to want to be in/work with a party

    • @user-mc2qh4nv5g
      @user-mc2qh4nv5g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like the idea of being the familiar of an NPC in the party. IE forced to go along with the crazy things your NPC wants to do b/c. Could be fun. Could be bad.

    • @marcelohomenxmacaco2557
      @marcelohomenxmacaco2557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am from the Vampire: the Mascarede, and all I can say is: Buy fucking Commom Sense.
      What Commom Sense do?
      The DM warns you whenever you are acting dumb, and may be punished for it (like trash talking your own body guard, and them, trying to stab him).

    • @steveno3141
      @steveno3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They were annoyed by blah blah. Well the solution is to F***ING communicate what is bothering you. Cant fix it if its not brought up.

    • @rajnishukla3926
      @rajnishukla3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am literally the best player to play to play d&d with i'll listen to the dm help fellow player and totally not be a rude person

    • @theinternet4431
      @theinternet4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YES YES AND MORE YES. It pisses me off when people make "loner" characters that hate the party, treating them like garbage, and always try to split from the party.

  • @animebrain132
    @animebrain132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "No magic! Magic Bad!"
    *literally calls upon Warlock's Cthulu daddy powers to fight another player for being druid.*

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      F'king hypocrite!

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@juliagoodwin9510 ik right. fun fact my druid is a special spieces of dragon(there called manaketes) and i got in this kind of issue.
      guess what happened in end
      summon plus dragon form.

    • @chadnorris8257
      @chadnorris8257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@juliagoodwin9510 Yes, especially since Warlocks are the closest thing DnD gets to witches anyway.

    • @ACE_CMH
      @ACE_CMH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Idk. This campaign sounds intriguing. They could be doing a story in which all of them are evil and doing cthuluts bidding and they dont trust any magic that isnt from their dark god. Or at least thats how I want to see it

    • @chadnorris8257
      @chadnorris8257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ACE_CMH Everyone hopes there's a method to the madness. Some are disappointed.

  • @codypierce1194
    @codypierce1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “Ooh magic... summons 16 giant poisonous snakes”
    I freaking love druids

    • @Lrbearclaw
      @Lrbearclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He should have used Heat Metal on the Fighter before Shaping and dipping underground.
      Bake and bail.

    • @halwk6797
      @halwk6797 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lrbearclaw "cook and book"

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lrbearclaw The real reason druids avoid using metal is so that you can't turn their tricks against them.

    • @BadassHater1
      @BadassHater1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine a Shepherd Druid summoning a shitton of magical velociraptors and then wildshaping into one aswell

  • @devonmcdaniel1176
    @devonmcdaniel1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "Oh, we will burn arcane casters at the stake."
    THE WARLOCK IS LITERALLY MAKING A CHILD A CULTIST OF CTHULU!!!

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I hate hypocrites. Anyone else?

    • @devonmcdaniel1176
      @devonmcdaniel1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@juliagoodwin9510 Amen

    • @gortab
      @gortab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Warlock: "Cthulu is an old god, so technically I'm a divine caster."
      Witch burning masses: "Well, none of us have any ranks in Religion, and Intelligence is our dump stat, so we believe you."
      Warlock: "Excellent."

    • @ashwolf2006
      @ashwolf2006 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@juliagoodwin9510 same here. and i think i may have gotten a few ideas for a story i am working on.

  • @darkposidon5464
    @darkposidon5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Damn pointy ears elves, they need to learn that anyone can break there arms- post made by dwarf gang

    • @artyomsaveli9681
      @artyomsaveli9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Elgi wazzocks, amirite?

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Elves love having their arms broken. That's why they are always trying to provoke everyone.
      They will try to deny this however while asking me in private "How dare you reveal our secret?"

    • @Random_Traveler_
      @Random_Traveler_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rachdarastrix5251 Bruh, that's one kinky fetish.... >, >

    • @vnrob8628
      @vnrob8628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ..... playing a grey dwarf am i part of dwarf gang or am i just stuck with underdark gang?

    • @darkposidon5464
      @darkposidon5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vnrob8628 you have dwarf in the name, so you are dwarf

  • @Germanpussi
    @Germanpussi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Roleplay to the max

  • @Syroderick
    @Syroderick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    When he said "ooh look magic" I'm thinking tyrion lannister wiggling his fingers, eyes a lil wide and lips in a silly pursed manner

  • @bobwish8851
    @bobwish8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    heard a story from a friend about a party of elves shamelessly flirting with the half orc, the orc's player was going for a edgy backstory of how his tribe was killed and he must grow in strength to avenge them and others tribes therefore had no time for socializing or romance! the other players/elves took this as a challenge so they would complement ever great feat of strength he did, would get into mock fights on who get to cast lay on hands when he got hurt, come up hair brain schemes to get him to notice them and so on, the DM would get on this action by having festivals, hot springs, returning rival groups and villains all them one way or another flirting or trying to spend time with the halve orc much to the cattiness of the elves. The half orc player would blush and laugh though it all while trying to play the orc great game :)

    • @dustgraystone9448
      @dustgraystone9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sounds like a strange but fun time.

    • @potatoesstarch2376
      @potatoesstarch2376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If everyone is on board and not uncomfortable, that does sound entertaining.

    • @stspeight
      @stspeight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I swear that feels like a harem anime just waiting to happen.

  • @kristianwilliams6665
    @kristianwilliams6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    As someone playing a half elf in used to the racism from elves. They think of my character as a elf wannabe and they call me half human instead of half elf

    • @theeye8276
      @theeye8276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha half human .

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did Half Drow, though being in Waterdeep (having Skullport and Surface Drow community) and an Eilistraee worshipper meant that she didn't get flak alot.
      And the Drows she met being exile, outcast, and mercenaries meant that they empathized with her.
      Except his granny who sidelined her dad and town guards who only back-off due to Noble background (her human side of family is rich, but her Drow-mom came from a mushroom farming family and ran away to the surface due to a war).

    • @deepstrike9750
      @deepstrike9750 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omia mo shindu

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty much fits most lore on half elves; humans think of them as elves, elves think of them as humans.

    • @futurewario9591
      @futurewario9591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Orcs are way better because they accept Half-Orcs as their kind.

  • @vukodlak3962
    @vukodlak3962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    How was the Druid less of a Witch then the arcane casting Warlock?

    • @IsilmeTuruphant
      @IsilmeTuruphant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You had to read the fine print in the 'How to Burn Witches' handbook they handed out. In the prologue where it says "And lo, but thou shall apply these tests to all, and burn ye all who fail them WITHOUT MERCY... Except Winona Ryder, who is cool with us and can cast Eldritch Blast as many times as they want as a reaction to basically anything, including the last time they cast Eldritch Blast. Also, totally let your kids drink whatever Winona offers them. Again, totally cool."

    • @youroldman8129
      @youroldman8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If the players weren't raging idiots, then it might have been an interesting PvP adventure hook. Imagine: the warlock has enchanted a couple of witch-hunters to serve him thinking they were protecting the world from evil magic, but really he is using them to clear out any mage capable of stopping his dastardly plans while providing a perfect cover for when he encounters other witch hunters (so long as they don't witness his magic). The magical thrall angle fits a Great Old One warlock pretty well

    • @allenr316
      @allenr316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@youroldman8129 If that were the case, that would be pretty cool. Sadly, I think we all know it wasn't the case.

    • @Timberwolftrass
      @Timberwolftrass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      from the sounds of it, i'd say these guys were just looking for another player to bully and abuse. they probably know each other very well and are like minded friends, as evidenced by the tolerance of homophobic slurs. nobody objects or anything, just a silent tolerance which might as well be an agreement.
      OP did himself a favor to just drop out without another word.

  • @runzumarun4925
    @runzumarun4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    ..i legit made an elf raised by an orc and dwarf black smithing village..when he met elves who didn't live with other races...and one elf insulted his gnome best friend and his half orc brother who he was raised with...ans then was told to keep them in check...my character laughed and right hooked him with a nat 20 and i broke his jaw...my elf became the uncle ruckes to elves 😂😂

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm in the works of making a human paladin who has a soft spot for orcs. Originally, he was originally a street orphan. After his village was wiped out by bandits, and he was left behind by the few survivors, he was taken in by an orc raiding band. It wasn't an easy life, being a human among orcs, but they were willing to give him something no man had before. A chance to be something.

  • @Dragito5555555555555
    @Dragito5555555555555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Never trust the knife ears.
    -dwarf gang

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OK am I the only one who thinks that "knife ears" sounds vicious and funny as the same time? 😂

    • @Bidmartinlo
      @Bidmartinlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An orc, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar. The elf is promptly kicked out and everyone else had a great night of drinking! THE END.

    • @futurewario9591
      @futurewario9591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm personality a human supremacist myself.

    • @gamejunky3040
      @gamejunky3040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love me ale,
      Love me forge,
      Love me axe,
      Ate me giants,
      Ate me grudges,
      Ate me knife ears,
      Simple as

  • @floofyproofy9374
    @floofyproofy9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “Had a party turn on me just Bc I was a dhampire. like come on guys we don’t all brutally kill,charm,and suck everyones blood....Just some peoples”

    • @catandrobbyflores
      @catandrobbyflores 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just the ones who really piss you off?

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i played a full vamp sorc who fun fact instead of evil piece of crap is actually a decent person and isnt a edgelord. i got in a fight cause of this and i proceed to oblerate them.
      you never mess with a vampire especially this one

    • @floofyproofy9374
      @floofyproofy9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lolbots686 same I’m playing a nice dhampire (flavored as vampire) blood hunter rn

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@floofyproofy9374 funny thing i actualy played a werewolf bloodhunter what are the odds

    • @floofyproofy9374
      @floofyproofy9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lolbots686 I did too!!

  • @andrewthegeek6522
    @andrewthegeek6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    9:20 ignoring the content of the insult druids are the coolest class and a druid party raiding a town is pure horror

    • @DrPluton
      @DrPluton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes. Druids can either be a blessing or your worst nightmare.

    • @themoonlitspice325
      @themoonlitspice325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Druids are literally the best magic class, don't @ me. Amazing spells, wildshape and some of the most interesting subclasses in the game with the Wildfire, Spores and Stars circles.

    • @andrewthegeek6522
      @andrewthegeek6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@themoonlitspice325 not to mention land druids are the only set up without multiclassing in the game that let you heal and regain spell slots on a short rest

    • @gaz4553
      @gaz4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing to see here but Druid cope posting. Moving along.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Druids have access to two of my three favorite spells, those being reincarnate and awaken.

  • @iang5565
    @iang5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    It kind of doesn't make sense why half orcs get relentless endurance but orcs dont

    • @evangrescol7772
      @evangrescol7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It really doesn't. Huh.

    • @klyxes
      @klyxes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      To differentiate them as races I guess
      Or think of it like this, mixed dog breeds are generally healthier than purebreds

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Orcs are mass produced. Half orcs are done with time taken to build them with full quality.

    • @atomicash2475
      @atomicash2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Orcish genetics, half-Orcs also live longer. Orcs genetics with orgres, are also weird. Orc/trolls also mutant less.
      Evidence that the half-breeds are more superior

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's the human blood, really; humans are tenacious, stubborn, and universally accepted as the _Hold-my-Beer_ species of the universe.

  • @FirstDarkAngel2001
    @FirstDarkAngel2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I'll roleplay with you with no problem. I've done many drow elf rogues, as well as elven or half elven characters, and none of them have been snooty save for when background demanded it. I always made sure people were ok afterwards.

    • @catandrobbyflores
      @catandrobbyflores 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heck my last 2 elves were polar opposites of each other and they still didn't fall into the snobby elf category. Etienne was a fun loving arcane archer with a corgi and loved to prank his friends but was extremely loyal to them. Rhanahann on the other hand is a monk who takes no crap from anyone and will gladly feed someone their own eyeballs if someone gets in the way of her bounty collecting.

    • @thedeaforc
      @thedeaforc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We hand players in the game acting like that in real life.

  • @Samuraiedge2
    @Samuraiedge2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I honestly feel for OP in the second story. Finding a campaign is tough. Finding one that isn't a shitfest is tougher.

    • @AuntLoopy123
      @AuntLoopy123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One reason I only play with family.

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “…was my Barbarian, a classic Half-Orc Outlander with a *big axe.”*
    _Shows Half-Orc in the cover art with a small axe instead_

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That axe is Inactive. It will grow bigger when combat starts.

    • @theeye8276
      @theeye8276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That axe needs to get "turned on"

    • @ethanbiedess2285
      @ethanbiedess2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theeye8276 it’s wood needs to get harder

    • @wyattlohr8199
      @wyattlohr8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ethanbiedess2285 no. Bad.

    • @ethanbiedess2285
      @ethanbiedess2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wyattlohr8199 and a lot longer

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I definitely can relate to the second story in this video.
    1 - It is definitely hard to join in on a group that is already establish and know each other.
    2 - I definitely was on the butt end of the torment of some such groups in the past...
    3 - Agreement in that such groups no doubt look for new players to simply torment them and make them easy exp or item grabs.

  • @justmonica9253
    @justmonica9253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I once played a cleric who took to their god after orcs raided their village and killed everyone. There was a half orc in the party. I was incredibly nice to him, after all he too was a victim of orcs. He was born with that accursed skin because of the horrid acts of orcs before his birth, how pitiable!

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Could also be a intresting arc to overcome such a trauma.

    • @thfkmnIII
      @thfkmnIII ปีที่แล้ว

      He sounds anti-black, according to WotC

  • @articusramos808
    @articusramos808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That second story.... where do you find these people anyway? Makes me want to drop a Davy Crockett on their story.... or mock them in a short quest.

    • @craigtucker1290
      @craigtucker1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "We do things a bit differently" typical quote of a DM with a broken game...

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly, the moment the one guy mentioned he was playing a warlock, I would have called out "WITCH!"

  • @MikeDaner2630
    @MikeDaner2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "racist elf mage elitist who have to rely on a half-orc barbarian guide"-scenario could be a pretty cool concept and a good alternative way to have a party meet

    • @darth3911
      @darth3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s true if it’s done right it
      the story would depend on the players working together to help
      there characters overcome there differences
      if not done right it ruins the experience for half the group.

  • @LionHeartZell
    @LionHeartZell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Cleaves elf in two over argument started by silky cloths."
    Ron Burgundy: "Well that escalated quickly."

  • @LordofDragns
    @LordofDragns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Moon Elf Necromancer here. I'd like to apologize to the Orc Gang on behalf of my race.

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Orc Barbarian here. You specifically are forgiven.

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paladin here, SMITE!

    • @LordofDragns
      @LordofDragns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DrMDHyde Unless your god is Bane or something, I doubt they'd let your smite work against a Lawful Good, upstanding citizen of Waterdeep such as myself. Also, by the order of the Watchful Order of Magists and Protectors and the authority of Blackstaff Vajra Safar, I hereby place you under arrest for assaulting an officer!

    • @LordofDragns
      @LordofDragns 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 I thank you, sir. Hopefully we can push through some legislation in Waterdeep to get some reparations for your people.

    • @catandrobbyflores
      @catandrobbyflores 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wood elf drunken master monk here; who wants ale?

  • @evangrescol7772
    @evangrescol7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The first story is just odd, not really enough information imo to really make a judgment on the players (but communication IS important) outside of attacking the half orc. The second one boils me. Houserules should be laid out for all to see and the Warlock being treated better than the Druid sounds like favoritism. Once again, communication is important, though it sounds to me like the players had already unanimously decided they didn't want the Druid in their party.

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah... Sounded like another story with a drow elf rogue going neutral good and the party full lawful stupid background agaisnt drow, black magic and nonsense... In tye case of this video, the DM was slighty agaistn the druid (or he was on his friends side)

  • @lockwoan01
    @lockwoan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's one thing when character animosity/history has been brought up, like when you have an elf and an orc in the same party, who don't exactly get along, but at some point, you need to do a bit of metagaming and at least have the pair work well enough together to not kill one another. I mean, the Monstrous Adventurers section in Volo's gives examples why - common foe, owe a debt, under orders, hired for a job, and so on.
    I mean, in a campaign I played, I was a Yuan-Ti Paladin and my mother played a Feral Tiefling Ranger, and the two of us were hired muscle for a Fire Genasi Wizard, a Water Genasi Storm Sorcerer, and an Aarakocra dex-based Life Domain Cleric. We then later picked up a Mountain Dwarf Moon Druid.

  • @avemt1
    @avemt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The nine dislikes are from the people who were featured in this story. lol

  • @theshadowmagican
    @theshadowmagican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "we do things differently here"
    uhuh, you mean like let the warlock get away with doing shit they shouldn't be and deciding that an optimized player shouldn't knock the other assholes down a peg, gotcha
    shit like that is irritating especially with a warlock who thinks their hot shit, you straight up kill em and they think "i don't get it, i fired eldritch blast and everything"

  • @zephyrstrife4668
    @zephyrstrife4668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my gosh, I would've totally rolled with the RNGeezus results. It would be so touching, playing an elf or half-elf that thinks he's so smug and better than everyone... then walking through a pond full of leeches or realizing he had led the group in the wrong direction because he had the map upside down or some other hilarious blunder that would have had him stammering an apology to the half-orc because he now realized what exactly the "simple half-beast" was part of the group for. Then having them bond, with the half-orc being able to not blow off whatever the elf said while the elf would learn that *just* maybe... non-elves weren't as simple as he had been raised to believe.

  • @gabrielarchangel2658
    @gabrielarchangel2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lmao if I were that druid and i saw that.
    Me: "My druid leaves this party of idiots"
    DM: "You have to roll-"
    Me: "Okay here is my roll." *Leaves the server*

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you're RPing, it's one thing, but don't be an actual jerk in real life. And, always check with the group if they're ok with dealing with your character both before and after the first session, and sporadically as the campaign progresses.

  • @emberfist8347
    @emberfist8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think the party with Winona Rider needs a history lesson the which test was to throw them into a body of water.

    • @dillon2130
      @dillon2130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless I misremeber part of the 'test' involves weighing you down wither with rlockes or some sort of cage that prevents you from floating, this means your almost guaranteed to drown, and if you somehow survive well they get to execute you because "only a witch would live through that."

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dillon2130 The perfect test for a witch

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So do they weigh the same as a duck?

    • @ErichZornerzfun
      @ErichZornerzfun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The group could have role played that as a funny scene, like dunk his head in holy water, if he's a witch he'll melt.

    • @dillon2130
      @dillon2130 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ErichZornerzfun in a GOOD group that could have been funny, but this was clearly not the case. Though if I wanted to make it funny I'd use a bucket of water and bless an apple.

  • @michaelmcgee5478
    @michaelmcgee5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've had my character singled out by the party before. They decided they were going to just attack me because they got some meta confusion and thought that somehow his character knew that mine has been psychically attacked and that he cheesed his way out of it. (They tried to coerce me to the other side and my character was down as long as he got XYZ. DM had a small stroke because I didn't even try to resist and basically ended up giving them the cold shoulder with no rolls). So in character he basically turned around pointed his bolter at my psycher. He said he was going to shoot my character and I looked at the DM kinda worried about what was about to happen. I go first automatically because I was ready for combat it wasn't a surprise round and I spent my XP on stuff that made my character strictly better. The DM is laughing with a devilish grin and I just shrug and start counting out d10s. I soon discovered that even with the copious amount of extra dice I had there weren't enough at the table so I'd have to roll more than once. The player has gotten real quiet. DM asks what I'm gonna do and I casually reply "holocaust."
    Player: "whats holocaust?"
    DM: "are you sure you want to go through with this whole trying to kill (me) thing? Because he's about to one shot the entire party."

    • @casbienbarr
      @casbienbarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psyker: "Do I detect uncertainty in your purpose?"

  • @uatu3021
    @uatu3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everyone needs to be made aware of rule changes and wild card scenarios, otherwise "we do things a bit differently" merely means you don't know what you're doing.

    • @lokhunt4329
      @lokhunt4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this right here is what occurs to me a lot in my dnd sessions, its so bs when I play and expect dnd but get ass blasted with unknown homebrew that completely irrelevantizes my character due to *bullshit rule change here*

    • @craigtucker1290
      @craigtucker1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is usually cover for a loosely run and biased game being touted as something that it is not. Just like all the DMs who hide behind imaginary rules claiming they allow them to do whatever they want when they want in "their" game.

  • @MrEightImmortals
    @MrEightImmortals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As someone who doesn't have time to play that last story just boils my piss.

  • @PozerAdultRacingTeam
    @PozerAdultRacingTeam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hmm, I learned don't judge a book by its cover. In the last campaign I played the half-orc was a big asset. My barbarian was skeptical in the beginning because Orcs killed his bear in the past. But he let that slide to complete the mission. In the end they became friends.

  • @ben_bun
    @ben_bun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You know some rancid shit is about to go down when a D&D Story begins with "It all started when I joined a game on Roll20".

    • @nathaniellufkin
      @nathaniellufkin ปีที่แล้ว

      Dang man, I use your profile picture on discord and steam. I was instantly like "when did I watch this video?"

  • @steveno3141
    @steveno3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    .... How come the warlock wasnt accused of witchcraft?

  • @saintpaix9529
    @saintpaix9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, the classic "this world hates magic users" game. It can only ever end well

  • @genericmalename6087
    @genericmalename6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had brought a shifter.
    Somebody else brought a ranger that specialized in hunting lycanthropes.
    We had agreed not to fight eachother so we could get this damn bandit problem under control.
    We became friends because we got stuck with an additional idiot and we ended up being the competent ones who handled the situation.
    Granted, it was a oneshot, but fair enough.

  • @arcamean785
    @arcamean785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I freaking DESPISE assholes that expect you to read their minds... if you don't speak up and say "This is bothering me and this is why" or even "This is bothering me and this is what I'd like to change" I have zero reasons to assume anything needs to change.

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As far as I know there is one feat thats lets you attack as people approach and thats Pole arm Master, which says that when an enemy gets within your attack range while you have a pole arm you get an opportunity attack on them.

  • @Juju2927
    @Juju2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Does your dad knows you're gay, Druid ?"
    "No, but yours yes."

  • @redcell9636
    @redcell9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite thing is roll playing a drunk wizard. More drunk the better I do. My sister, our GM/DM likes to homered up my magick is all wild magick unless I am inebriated, and the severity of wild magick lessens the more drinks I've had and type of drink. It was incredible fun.

  • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
    @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That warlock is a massive edge lord

  • @MrAnthem123
    @MrAnthem123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve never played DnD but that sounds pretty badass that a Druid can summon 16 giant snakes to fight for them.

    • @kingfenrir227
      @kingfenrir227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just don't be the DM who has to keep track of all that shit.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingfenrir227 Just have them share initiative and act essentially as a swarm. If they have say, 10 hp each, treat them as one creature with 160 hp and each 10hp loss means the death of one snake. This isn't too bad with computer virtual dice but it can take quite a while if you're rolling dice physically.

  • @timberwolf8182
    @timberwolf8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That second story is litterally roll 20 in a nutshell

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1st level spellcasters vs a greataxe? I think I'll put my money on the axe...

  • @andrewnewsome4277
    @andrewnewsome4277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am playing a half orc in a party of all elves... Makes for funny situations but also makes things difficult.

  • @simpslayer69yt59
    @simpslayer69yt59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Imagine being xenophobic
    This post was made by the triton gang

  • @North7able
    @North7able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There are alot of bad DM's out there. They give good ones a bad name.
    9:52 Player should have waited until people started taking points of exhaustion XD. LVL three's a good starting point.
    Provides good berries and players are like: "Why no give earlier"
    Player: "I was afraid you'd have killed me. I care about you guys and wanted to help."
    Queue character development.

  • @kolbesharples520
    @kolbesharples520 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First campaign of D&D was a league of legends home brew world, we had gotten out into an arena style prison just outside of bilgewater, I played a rogue half orc and had been put into a cell with a elf and a dwarf, luckily my barbarian buddy had my back in there, otherwise I might have gotten myself killed 😅

  • @brandonk8948
    @brandonk8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My trickster cleric goblin Mordecai was kicked out of his tribe for being considered a freak (by goblin terms he was basically an Einstein). He left the village and his first encounter with the outside world was almost getting eaten by a starved deserting soldier named Reuben. He had a rather in-depth conversation with his captor who thought that in general, the goblin race needed to be purged from society and that the act of eating him wasn't a crime. Since then, Mordi has become paranoid that all races are officially racist.



    That episode had a twist to it, Mordi turned the tables on his would-be diner and made him into the first Reuben sandwich...

  • @starbird3939
    @starbird3939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Half Orc: (Kills the rest of the party)
    Rest of the Party: (Leaves chat)
    Half Orc: ???
    But otherwise, everyone shpuld have talked this over before we had a PVPTPK.

    • @overlordtealover1128
      @overlordtealover1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TPK because of GM didn't give players anything else to do

    • @thealbatross88
      @thealbatross88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot part 1.
      Rest of party: (be assholes to half-orc entire campaign)

  • @lotusdragonjbh
    @lotusdragonjbh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That winona sounds like they were doing a lot of projection ans taking their frustration out on the druid guy. The gm was biased, and didn't do their job. Downright hypocritical for the sake of the other players too. It's good the player left.

  • @richardorta8960
    @richardorta8960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    a wizard who cloned himself
    so he can do both of his beloved things
    1) go on adventures
    2) run his tavern
    same brain, so he is constantly multitasking. One focus on his tavern tasks, one on his adventuring tasks.
    Only getting to fully focus when one half goes to sleep or when it is a matter of life and death. but he has to know the matter is lofe or death. surprise attacks bad!
    He will slip, the half on the adventure might ask someone their drink order
    while the one in the tavern had a spell placed on it that keeps the clone from casting spells.

  • @ElfMaidWithInternet
    @ElfMaidWithInternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What kind of elf doesn't have nature survival skills!
    Bet they're those pompous bratty high elves.

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ending to the first story was honestly really wholesome.

  • @Sectsoldier
    @Sectsoldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "fine guys wear your robes let the monsters swarm and eat you he says as he walks away boom let them die approach

  • @alexcook9408
    @alexcook9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once played a campaign where I was a goblin ranger with a pig mount, my party found my character casted detect good and evil, they found out I was good and meant to harm and then they tortured my character by cutting his ears off, killing my pig, and then killing me. They even had a character sheet waiting for me to fill out. It turned out the the DM didn’t want goblins in his campaign because it would’ve been “too much of a struggle” to keep hidden

  • @FrenchmanontheRooftop
    @FrenchmanontheRooftop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why my number one house rule is that the party must get along.

  • @TheTrueFeleas
    @TheTrueFeleas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played a Drow who was xenophobic, but treated it very similar to Legolas during The Hobbit. It led to an awesome character development story as the campaign progressed. My Drow's best friend eventually became the party's Goliath barbarian. Man we made an awesome duo haha!

  • @benry007
    @benry007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last story hurt to listen to. Being allowed infinite reaction attacks triggered by someone just approaching is beyond broken. A DM can only change so many tules before its false advertising to call it D&D.

  • @Will_Grey
    @Will_Grey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too many people don't understand that the point of dnd is to keep the party together, and overcome conflict/obstacles. If you put a contention in the game, you need to give/get the biggest win you can.

  • @ligh7foo7
    @ligh7foo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why the elves? I didn't realise this until now because of my love for elves but the 2 players that spoiled 2 D&D parties for me were elves and when asked why do they act the way they do, they just said with a smile on thier face "because I don't like you, no reason" DM's did nothing and gibed you are not going to leave you have been putting up with this for too long now to leave.

  • @erdelf
    @erdelf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As someone who plays a lot of elves... you still need to work with the party. Of course, you can have your sense of superiority, but keep it to side comments.
    Elves just have a different perspective on the world than most other races, but as a player, don't constantly look down upon others, just accept that their viewpoint is simply different, and they couldn't change that if they wanted to.
    Unless of course, they are drow, then burn them with moonlight.

  • @gwammeh
    @gwammeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "accusing me of being a superstitious greenskin."
    Brief pause as the reader's brain short-circuits

  • @raistlin3462
    @raistlin3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That would have been a good moment to remember the old advice "you don't have to outrun the monsters, just the slowest companion."

  • @coin4874
    @coin4874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "we do things a bit differently here"
    by that logic, i would have summoned 256 snakes all 10x the size of normal snakes

  • @wrightcore3367
    @wrightcore3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite campaign was plagued by racism. Our party consisted of the Tiefling Rogue Mya, the Gnome Wizard Lowin, the homebrew half angel/half Insectoid Warlock Kuwaga, the Warforged Monk 13, the Minotaur Paladin Cen, and my Aasimar Bard Elizabeth. Our world’s most recent event was an invasion by Celestials corrupted by beings of the Far Realm, so you can imagine how Kuwaga and Ellie were treated. Not to mention the Insectoid kingdom we went to was extremely xenophobic. It was like talking to a brick wall, trying to convince the kingdom to forge an alliance with the human king that sent us on this mission.

  • @TheTiredLitch
    @TheTiredLitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to listen to your videos while I work at my computer and I’m submitting this from I’ve down 1000s of times but hearing 12:12 literally got me to stop and forget how to do the form 😂

  • @rathenn6959
    @rathenn6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My experience with roll20 matches...
    Then add into the mix my experience with friends:
    Step 1 - fun cool campaign idea (usually homebrew but sometimes campaigns)
    Step 2 - fun first session
    Step 3 - either stops or play a few more at most then DM wants to reroll or simply randomly stops with no explanation or real conclusive message

  • @dusk_writer
    @dusk_writer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I played a racist character once, my ranger's village was ravaged by orc clans, which made him bitter toward our half orc cleric. It made for some good roleplay as he slowly learned to trust someone of orcish lineage again

  • @samtheactualkenku6205
    @samtheactualkenku6205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hate how in the first story they didn't run it by the OP that they were going to rp the bitter history between elves and orcs and then got pissy after they attacked him, I mean yeah they got pissed for some, emphasis on some, good reasons and they should have brought them up to the DM, honestly it all could have been solved if the casters had talked with the OP and DM after the prior sessions. As for the second story, I don't use Roll20 since I play on Discord with friends, so I don't know what groups on it are like, but this one seems to be full of assholes. Firstly, the DM didn't tell OP about the groups absurd house rules instead of giving the half-assed excuse of "we do things differently here", secondly, the "Winona Ryder" player needs to either pay attention to the world's lore and not judge the DRUID since they're playing a WARLOCK OF CTHULHU, also the homophobic remarks were highly uncalled for, I applaud OP for leaving that group of asshats (I refuse to be polite about this, btw). I don't know what would have helped the situation, other than possibly calling out that group for it's shit, even then, I'd just leave the group if they didn't kick me out over that.

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly think this could've really worked and been a great campaign. The reason this kind of stuff can be a problem is bad roleplay, or players actually getting offended. It was fine until the one elf drew the dagger and attacked the half orc. A magic character is supposed to be intelligent, and so you could easily roleplay them stepping down as "this orcish monster will kill me if I don't." At least it had a good ending beyond that.

  • @cocheeseknox7440
    @cocheeseknox7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part the where the half-orc single handedly took down all of those racist elves was the best part for me.

  • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
    @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, in-character racism is acceptable in almost all games but is definitely not newbie-friendly.
    Still, even if I was treated unjustly by fellow Players (or even the DM) because it is truly how their Characters think then I have no say. It's an interesting challenge to me.

  • @casbienbarr
    @casbienbarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Druids are gay”
    Ok, I’m done, I’m gonna go play with some adults

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is less a sign of homophobia than it is just a sign of immaturity, but either way, yes, find other people to play with.

  • @nathantanner9433
    @nathantanner9433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah I ran a half-orc barbarian in a campaign with a DM I know and a bunch of the DM's other friends (people I only partially knew), I missed the first session do to work but made the second one and quickly took on the roll of tank as the other party members were a Ranger, Rogue, Warlock, and Druid. The Ranger used a bow, the Rogue used a bow, the Warlock used Eldritch Blast, and the Druid was a spellcasting druid. Every single player was fine with me in session two except for the Dwarf (Ranger) who hated orcs because dwarves hate orcs in world of warcraft (literally part of his reasoning for his backstory, which is fine), but in the second session he never really said anything or did anything. Even asked me to open some of the stuff the other player's couldn't. Session 3 got kicked off and he started saying stuff against my character all of the sudden, like he suddenly remembered to role play his character, the only problem was, it was also everyone else in the group, none of whom had a reason to hate orcs in their backstory. Now I could understand it to some degree cause orcs aren't well liked, it's fine, but I had used the rogues crowbar in the second session (first session I made) to open stuff because I had the highest strength, que session three and suddenly I'm not allowed to touch the crowbar and the entire group asked my character to stand outside while they finished exploring the dungeon and gathering the treasure because they 'didn't trust me' all because the dwarf didn't trust me. By session 6 I had had enough, I'd talked with the DM about it several times at this point and he even admitted that the only reason the rest of the characters in the group hated my half-orc was because they were in a WoW guild with the dwarf, that was literally the only reason they had, nothing in game. So I rolled up a human fighter, he came in for one session, saw how the group treated the half-orc (who stuck around till the hired job was done) and then told the group good luck because he wasn't going to tolerate racism simply to be racist and left the party with the half-orc.
    The fighter left after helping the group fight two gargoyles and no one stepped up to heal the half-orc who was facing off against both of the gargoyles unable to really do all that much damage cause none of us had magical weapons, he dropped to 0 hit points and the group still didn't step in to heal him and were going to leave him to die even though if not for him it would have been a TPK. I talked with the DM a few weeks after I left the party and he told me that the very next session they ran into a basilisk and since no one was a melee character they had disadvantage on all of their attacks and still two of them got turned to stone, so they had to find a way to get them back to town since they were only level 4ish at the time. The DM admitted that me leaving was probably for the better since had my half-orc gotten turned to stone the entire group likely would have just left him and taken everyone else back to town. It's of note that my half-orc also hated orcs and made that VERY known to the entire party, instead of it being a bonding thing they essentially all told him to go kill himself then.

  • @lastraven7205
    @lastraven7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Orcs commit over half of all bandit raids despite the fact that they're only 12% of the pop

  • @usagifang
    @usagifang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First story, the majority of the players were just salting their characters weren't always in the spotlight. They can go cry a river.
    With the second stroy, i would have gone back in when i heard about the Cthulhu cult shit, kill the character with no roll, and say "i thought they were a witch", then leave.

  • @hughtuller6344
    @hughtuller6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s not always elves. I played a goblin on a Discord game and had two other players continually try to degrade my character for his race, even though the DM explained in his world that goblins were not evil creatures, but normally a integrated race like all others. That did not stop the other two from constantly trying to undermine me at every turn until I finally had enough and bowed out of the game. Neither of the other characters were elves. They just decided that their characters did not like goblins, and “played to their character’s personality “, as if making a racist character excuses you from trying to make another player uncomfortable and anger. If racism is not right in real life, why would it be in a cooperative game? I ended up talking to the DM to explain that if this was a real setting, my character wouldn’t have anything to do with the other two. Why would he join a party who are racist against him? While the DM seemed sympathetic, he did not try too hard in game time to curb the other two player’s behavior. So, i simply left. Why play with want-to-be racists after all?

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fantasy racism should not be equated to real world racism. On the other hand, in-character racism is no excuse for that kind of treatment of a PLAYER, so I see your point to a degree.

  • @recursiveslacker7730
    @recursiveslacker7730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This gave me an idea for a magic item called the Rod of Cancellation, except instead of cancelling spells, it curses a person so that everyone they speak to immediately knows the most racist thing they’ve done.

  • @troywilcox
    @troywilcox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's when you just make a forsaker lol

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wynonna rider? the chick from Betelgeuse? That's really the most baffling part of that story.

  • @mentalrebllion1270
    @mentalrebllion1270 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I play an elf for the first ever game I joined. I was a drow. I actually had very little experience on the lore. I picked the race exactly because I wanted to play gloomstalker and had not realized owlin could serve my purposes probably better (I made a back up character based on a similar idea because of that). I like doing research so I did heavy research into the posted lore of the books I could get my hands on but this meant I did not know a lot of the already known lore that is learned intuitively by more experienced players who pick up on it via that experience and is considered common knowledge. So yeah. I did get mistaken at first as being some version of drzzt but during session 0 I asked who that was and got a huge lore dump on it and a direction to look if I wanted to know more. We all laughed about how unintentional my character I wrote up was in the similarities but it’s really only surface level to be honest. Basically only three things are similar, he is male, he is a drow, and he is a ranger. Difference that can be seen right away is that he favors the long bow and that he is a shy introvert character who has social anxiety (don’t worry, his arc is meant to tackle this to help him learn to function better with it, something I wanted to explore since the campaigns theme is isolation and I was dealing with my own anxiety of social spaces after lockdowns were lifted). My character is also born on the surface with his mother being from the underdark, not him, and given that he is an adult, this means that a lot of that isn’t going to be relevant to him beyond basic tensions towards drow that are canon in forgotten realms based worlds. Anyway, yeah, I played an elf but my reasons were function based than anything. As far as races I prefer it’s going to be three others, the harengon, the owlin, and the hexblood. I also actually prefer the warlock class too. I mostly picked a ranger because the gloomstalker class appealed to me so strongly and I wanted to play it at least once. Plus people bash on rangers so much and I wanted to see what I could do with this character instead. I went in with some tactical plans and strategies I could use already in mind. I’m actually weirdly good at that type of stuff and it annoys my brother until we are playing on the same side. We are both really good strategists though but I will admit my brother is way better than I. My brother often prefers bards as a class for dnd and is really good at using them effectively in battle. He and I might have a campaign run together soon with this one character I helped him come up with. It’s a bard, yes, but a tortle and also druid. If we do I might roll up a twilight cleric with a sturdy strength stat to help compensate for his weakness there. Might also need something fast….or maybe I should just go with goblin for fury of the small? I do so love that ability. Tempts me to use goblin quite often. Probably going to be an Leonin though. Been wanting to play it since I got the book.

  • @jacktaylor3636
    @jacktaylor3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a character that hated goblins after they took his parents and we ended up having a goblin join the party and my character hated that, but over time they grew close and my character lost his hatred of goblins

  • @stephenstonge7968
    @stephenstonge7968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paladin: "Did somebody say.... HERESY?"

  • @madvulcan8964
    @madvulcan8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People compline about not role play, they complain about role playing to much. I the end it’s best to try to role play in a way that doesn’t hinder the gaming experience as a term.

  • @MrKevMan
    @MrKevMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best is the ad before the video was the hair restoration treatment he voice overed.

  • @amymeadows9834
    @amymeadows9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Enemy Of my Enemy Is my Friend" -Winston Churchill.

  • @erikhopkins9548
    @erikhopkins9548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These stories sound like one of my first games in 3.5 where the party with out knowing it in character listened to the paladin who was convinced my cleric was evil cause i didn't heal them (he used out of character knowledge that i was NE) and kicked me out of a portal i created and left me to die in an alternate dimension created by the pit fiend i had just helped kill. this was after the Paladin at `hp charged a full health necromancy cleric and spared by said cleric as to keep up he fact he was a hidden alignment.

  • @commando5872
    @commando5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I once played as a orc Baker who only fought enemy's with hit bread. A nice nat 20 ended up with me killing bbeg with a hard roll on our first encounter

  • @sarsapong
    @sarsapong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16 eldritch blast in 1 turn I'm just gonna say WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK ???????? I love playing warlock but what the hell is that shit ?!!!

    • @Reyn_Roadstorm
      @Reyn_Roadstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      48 beams in one go, 46 more than he should be able to do at level 10 AND as an opportunity attack, still leaving time for a reaction, etc.
      That's on par with a real world minigun rate of fire...

    • @sarsapong
      @sarsapong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reyn_Roadstorm I mean I know that if you have the illusionist bracer would gave you extra BA eldritch blast already not sure if any action surge will gave you additional cantrip though

    • @sarsapong
      @sarsapong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reyn_Roadstorm but still Oppotunity attack on approaching monster is bullshit

  • @thashadowspawn
    @thashadowspawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 1st story was funny how the half Orc handled the annoying all elf party. But concerning that 2nd story... The Players and Dms like that are a waste of flesh, space and time. The druid was very smart to disconnect from them and move on.

  • @Darkwintre
    @Darkwintre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've heard that second story before, the first was new to me though.

  • @Hawkens4k
    @Hawkens4k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    funny how the image is all elves with big snob noses.
    i even have a char that hates elves but is willing to work with em.

  • @armandjones1634
    @armandjones1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dm for the last one was full of it a warlock is not that powerful and definitely cannot evaporate an army of snakes. The paladin was not playing lawful good at all the DM must have edited that to because he was just being chaotic stupid. Something about chaotic neutral that brings out the stupid in people. Druid is a witch but not the warlock which is a male witch. *face palms*.

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the warlock just eldritch blast 16 snakes in a single turn... Wich is impossible