VN Reader I was laughing my ass off big time when he said that. Mainly because I completed this game 100% (hard platforming and all lol!) the year it came out, and I was fucking 9 years old...
This isn't a grown man. More like a really large child. Seriously if you listen to his comments in the Crash Bandicoot vids, he sounds like a 5 year old.
@@atomsmasher703 Well, normal people want them because they're a cool toy meant for fun. DSP seemed to want the first edition run because of the value in $$$ though.
I've never been able to wrap my head around Phil's inability to accept challenge as anything positive. Instead of rising to the occasion and attempting something somewhat challenging, he just gets offended that the game's developers had the audacity to present him with something he can't just breeze through.
"That's what happens when you view viedeo games as work." Exactly that. Phil seems to take very long gaming session at a time, just so he can finish the game as quickly as possible and move on the next game on his schedule. Whenever there is a challenge he can't overcome immediately, he has to wory about his precious schedule. There is no way he could actually enjoy a game with an attitude like that.
"Am I an alligator, or am I a crocodile? Whats the fuckin' difference?! I think alligators are in water, crocodiles prefer land, actually. " *Facepalm*
Watching this made me decide to replay this game on my old N64. Hadn't played it in many years. I'm roughly Phil's age. A lot of games that people our age remembered loving as kids don't really stand the test of time when we replay them today. It's not just that the technology has moved on - we were also simply younger, and more easily entertained by things that we might find dull today. Sometimes replaying something we loved as a kid ends up being a disappointment. Replaying Banjo-Kazooie was not like that. It's still just as fun today as it was nearly twenty years ago. The progression of technology hasn't dulled its greatness, and neither has the jadedness of growing older. It's a timeless masterpiece. Phil should show a little more respect.
I just replayed it not long ago when I found my old N64 while cleaning out my old garage. Still had so much fun. I don’t get how this dude had so much trouble with it. Can I also say... How can you be a 30 year old male and hold a resentment against your parents for not getting you an action figure? That is the DEFINITION of a man child.
The one thing I'd say hasn't aged particularly well about Banjo Kazooie is that the stuff you collected on a level goes kaput if you leave the level. That was one thing they greatly improved upon with Donkey Kong 64, with presumably Tooie and Conker using that model, too.
"This game is copying Super Mario 64 because you have to wander around inside the paintings." You mean that formula for games where you have different areas and you do stuff in them? Definitely unique to Super Mario 64. NO other game has EVER done that.
Plus, you don't go IN the paintings! You simply finish them to open a door somewhere else to explore a new world, so even that analogy makes no sense! >.
I like how Phil never even considered, you know, killing the snowmen who were constantly sniping him in Click Clock Woods. Guess that would have been too easy. Also, a in regards to a timeless Phil complaint - I have been playing video games for over 25 years. I have used everything from Atari controllers to Wiimotes, and I have never, even once, had a controller or game "drop my input". I have had damaged sticks and buttons before, but never has a game just not registered me doing something for no reason. He's so full of shit.
The thing that pisses me off the most is that at the beginning he's all like "I've never played this game before!" but then he does shit like checking underneath the starting platform of Treasure Trove Cove immediately after starting the level. Nobody does that on their very first playthrough of the game. I was excited to see that a TIHYDP was made for Banjo--Kazooie cause it's my favorite game of all time and I thought I would get a lot of laughs out of it but honestly it's just filled me with rage and hate. Fuck Phil.
yeah, hence why he streamed the game offline, because he was using a guide. The first stream he did, he legit didn't know what to do. Outside of that, when he streamed it all offline (pissing off his fans) he knew where everything was, and answered all the hard questions of Grunty Furnace Fun, pretty accurately, considering he never paid attention to the game half the time. My sister actually pointed out some of these facts in her vids.
+Tats TopVideos I'm sorry, girl, but even though I love ragging on DSP as much as the next person, that's bullshit. There's TONS of instances of DSP being confused IN THIS VERY VIDEO! For instance, if he was using a guide, how did he NOT know this was an Ouija board: 1:02:35 ? (inb4 "Obfuscating stupidity", to which I say, "He's not smart enough to pull off Obfuscating Stupidity")
Towards the end of the playthrough, though. Rusty Bucket Bay, somehow noticing there is a crack in the building where Snacker appears, you would never know it was down there, unless you went into first person, because the way the camera is fixed, its impossible to notice. Yet somehow he KNOWS its there and doesn't say anything. Like oh i found a secret area. Or the Mad Monster Mansion of putting eggs into the flowerpots, you don't just magically know and thats the first thing you do when you enter the church. Or, somehow finding out the tolls meant eggs on the first try. Or somehow knowing the answers to Gruntys Furnace Fun, despite the fact anything general knowledge shown previously in other games he has no clue. Like country places on the world map, or paying attention previously to a story in the game to a said related question, he would require Stream Chat to help him out. But the fact Stream chat was not available for this game, and he did it all offline, proves he may of in fact read a guide to do it. This wasn't the first time, he used guides. Black Mesa he did and was very obvious when his game crashed and the webpage behind it showed Walkthrough guide. Another example was Assasins Creed 2, he was using a guide to beat. GTA San Andreas he needed a guide to get through it.
Then color me confused on why he didn't know what to do with that Ouija board immediately. Sounds like the guide he used dropped the ball on that bit. Forgive me, though, if it still feels a little...schizo...for lack of a better word: half the time, he's clueless, but the other half the time, he's clearly doing stuff that you'd need to have already known to do. I think it's basically like, well, like he had his eyes glued to the guide for half the Jiggies and he deliberately didn't for the other half in a futile attempt to make it seem like this is still a proper blind run. But we know better (or at least you likely do; I'm just speculating here).
I'm not sure how Phil got through Grunty's Furnace Fun in a single skin. Imagine the salt from him failing a mini-game and then having to do the whole challenge all over again!
Gruntilda doesn’t have to worry about Banjo anymore because DSP controls Banjo. Poor Banjo, he came all this way to rescue his sister but this idiot name DSP controls Banjo.
I was 6 when this game came out and I know I did not have this much trouble with it as he is having how the hell does someone almost die against NIPPER, hes got the most basic attack pattern
Jesus Christ his diatribe on "IM NOT BEING HANDHELD I SWEAR". After all these years you think he would be able to fix his self conscious issue. Instead it is regressing, the slightest criticism needs to be addressed to defend his already tattered image.
1:46:55 WHUT? IT RAN OUT INSTANTLY! Maybe you didn't collect enough golden feathers and had only one dipsy, I saw it. Please go to the mall and into the store where they sell high quality glasses Phil.
The game didn't explain to him why he ran out of golden feathers instantly. There was nothing he could do. If he had glasses they would bugged. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
42:40 That's because we all know that Phil's GAMING POWERS were stolen by Deathface and are still in his possession because Phil got stuck in the first mako reactor and thus was never able to finish Final Fantasy 7. Now here's something I never quite understood: If Phil has such a dislike for pre 2000 game mechanics, why does he even bother playing old games like that? He should know by now that old N64/PS1 platformers have "terrible" camera (by todays standards) and some rather archaic design choices. It's okay if you can't look past all these flaws but why even bother playing these games then? I just recenly played Spyro for he first time ever and, guess what, I hated it. Old game like that are hard to enjoy, without a good dose of nostalgia. If Phil doesn't like early 3D platformers, he should just avoid them instead of shitting all over people's favorite games.
I'm not getting into a debate whether or not the camera actually sucks, because it depends on where you're coming from. For me personally, the camera in SM64 is fine, because I know that game inside out. The only thing that matters, in context of what I was trying to say, is that for Phil the camera does suck. But he should know better by now and simply stay away from games like Banjo Kazooie instead of insulting the game for it's "archaic 1990s game design". The game is eighteen years old by now (I think) and all his bitching and moaning wont change the game and how people feel about it. I didn't like Spyro, so I just stopped playing Spyro. Why can't he just admit to his fans, that he has a hard time enjoying old N64/PS1 games and that he will not play those games anymore. If he would just say that in a polite way, no one would blame him. But instead, he keeps playing these outdated games and then starts bitching whining about how everything in that game sucks. And that is why people get mad at him.
....I am at a loss of words. DSP ruins another classic with whining about "bad controls" and bugged landing mechanics dood! I love how the enemies and music are laughing at DSP for his bad gameplay.
I love how every time something happens DSP goes into extreme detail about what he thinks happened. DSP: "She hit me with a fireball. The fireball created a "vacuum state" that sucked me towards her". You simply got hit with a fireball, because you didn't expect it. Having never fought her before. Instead of moving or even ATTEMPTING to make any sort of EFFORT to move you instead decided to tank the fireball and got flung off the tower, because Grunty deemed you unworthy and was baffled as to how you had progressed thus far and was rightly tired of your shit.
The single funniest thing in history is seeing Phil die in the lobby of Click Clock Woods. It's like dying in the castle in Mario 64 from jumping into a torch.
If he had issues with this game then DK64 and Banjo Tooie would make him rip his hair out. In my opinion, the original Banjo games (and to a slightly lesser extent DK64) represent some of the best and most refined platforming collect-a-thons ever. I could play any of the Rare N64 games and be happy.
hype Indeed, Banjo-Kazooie is a cake walk compared to Tooie. If Phil does play Tooie I'd laugh if he dies against Old King Cole, that's literally one of the easiest bosses of all time.
I can just see him bitching about the backtracking you have to do in both games. Particularly DK64, where looking back, I do feel they went a bit overboard in that regard. And he would NEVER get past the Donkey Kong arcade mini game, which you have to beat twice to get a coin required to beat the game.
Bear Partin him playing DK64 will so great. Even he uses a guide, he won't be skilled with the barrels. Especially beaver bother. And on the wii u without the lag will be even better.
Nothing really, it's just a really cool save slot with a retro gameboy banjo theme tune. Compared to Banjo Sleeping in Save Slot 1, or Banjo cooking in Save Slot 2. Plus you're more likely to trigger the hidden activation sequence with Slot 3 rather than Slot 1 or 2. Which launches the duo out of the chair via a spring.
I love when he says, exasperatedly, "This game was for kids!". I know he wants it to sound like the games are crazy hard and how could the devs expect children to do it... but children did do it. He can't do it, that's the issue.
I've never been so entertained... My stomach actually hurt from laughing too much lmao Also no, the original N64 version was not badly designed by losing your notes if you died... God forbid a game penalizes you for dying... Not like today where if you die too much, you get an invulnerability suit...
@@atomsmasher703 LMAO Dark Souls I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at your opinion of your favorite video game. It's your response that's getting me. It's such a strange response lol
@@atomsmasher703 If you're bothered by something as basic as collecting things in a video game, maybe you should'nt play them at all. God forbid a game makes you work... Why do you play them then if it's not to find and grab stuff, that's the whole fun of it... I mean, that's the whole point, collect stuff to become stronger and/or unlock harder part of the game. Otherwise, if you could go directly to the final boss , where's the fun in that ?
Just like many others, I call bullshit. Albeit that this game isn't the hardest in the bunch, there is no way someone, let alone Phil, can decipher all the puzzles and what to do so fast throughout the game play. He is most likely using a guide of some sort. Whether it be a video or game faq, he's using something.
Fun reminder that DSP needed glasses around this time and repeatedly refused to wear them because he thought they made him look stupid. Which explains 100% of why he can't see shit.
This was one of my first games when I was young and I never sucked like Phil, in the contrary I had the thrill for exploration and completed maybe 80-90% of everything without much problems. Phil is horrible to watch, I am pausing the video at the ant part because what kind of gamer over the age of 5 years old slightly face the wall while trying to jump from platform to platform?
Watching Phil try to understand the extremely easy and well telegraphed Ouija Board puzzle, and getting angry with it, is simultaneously hilarious and really frustrating
BK is one of my all-time faves. That said, it was a pleasure watching Phil struggle so much. Also, it's really funny how he only uses Banjo's roll to break open honeycomb containers...and nothing else.
I don't like platformers, but this game is and was awesome. Only DSP could say that the game is broken because he has no concept of making adjustments based on outcome. He does the same thing over and over with no attempt to correct his actions lol
You know aside from one Jiggy (and any seasoned player of this game knows what that one Jiggy is) I think this game really isn't all that hard. This guy just sucks at the game.
@@warioland523 I knew exactly what one you meant, that Jiggy can get fucked. Not as bad in the XBLA re-release as you got to keep the notes you collected when you die/leave the level.
Seeing him struggle to take out a Grille Chompa is just painful. Bottles teaches the freaking basic attacks in the first area of the game. Use the freaking jumping peck attack Phil.
OH please tell me this is fair game for doing a let endure. I made a promise to myself if he touched ANY of the "great" games from the 90s - early 2000s "that I actually own" I would endure them. I really want the permission to use this!
I watched till the part when he was entering Treasure Trove Cove, and even so I just started clicking around in the clip. I couldn't continue watching his playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie. I was quite certain the stream chat was there at his side, giving him directions on what to do, at least that's what it came across as at times.
1:27:31 i know this is old but did he use a guide for this game? he just conveniently found that feather, but doesn't bother to check the other bridges?
It's been hinted he has used a guide. Because he never streamed it. He only played if offline which was really weird. He knew a lot of things right off the bat without even thinking about it. Like putting eggs into the pots of Mad Monster Mansion, and the tolls of Rusty Bucket Bay. Knew every answer to Gruntys Question Tile in Gruntys Furnace Fun without really talking to every Bretilda location. To even swimming through the hole in the wall (that cannot be viewed with the normal camera unless you are in FPS mode, which he did not do once) in the caged off area with Snacker in Rusty Bucket Bay. When asked why he did not want to stream it, he said people would not be interested and he wanted the game to end quickly.
You know him, he hates work. for him to setup streaming is a big hassle. All those things he did in the past, like editing, setup the green screen, DSP tries it, DSP reviews, Hate Live, Top 10s, Year End Series, Hateful Truth, Poorly Cooking With The King, Loot Crate Unboxing, Hardcore Gaming Season Giveaways, Release Day Unboxing, Phil Reacts. He does none of that now. =P
He's lucky he didn't play the N64 version because he would've been on that playthrough for a long ass time due to the fact that the notes would respawn every time you die or reboot your game and that would piss off Phil so much like there's no tomorrow.
1:22:50 You don't know which end of the ship the game shows you? When it's showing you that you just turned the ship's propellers off? Words fucking fail me.
back then games made you do everything perfectly, and we liked it. I laugh every time he mentions a "Lock-on system", you are the lock on system. Bitches the whole time playing then says "I actually like it", WHAT?!?!
Part of me wishes that the creepypasta of DSP playing Banjo-Kazooie came true... someordinarygamers.wikia.com/wiki/This_is_how_you_don't_play_Banjo_Kazooie but in all seriousness, his "Let's Play" if you can even call it that is so HILARIOUSLY BAD! If it isn't funny, it is offensive to me as a Let's Player. So much that I feel shame for EVERYTHING I have done in the past whether it is commentary over gameplay, or even doing the TH-cam Poop method of Tech Text over gameplay. The only option I should approach with my LPs, or Walkthroughs is to try and do Game Commentary in the likes of a Golf Announcer, or Bob Ross. YEAH THE ASMR ROUTE!
I never expected a grown man to say "This platforming is some of the toughest I've ever done" while playing Banjo Kazooie.
VN Reader I was laughing my ass off big time when he said that. Mainly because I completed this game 100% (hard platforming and all lol!) the year it came out, and I was fucking 9 years old...
where did he said that?
This isn't a grown man. More like a really large child. Seriously if you listen to his comments in the Crash Bandicoot vids, he sounds like a 5 year old.
Clearly, he hasn't played I Wanna Be The Guy. He'd make more salt than there is on Earth.
VN Reader But, then again, he did screw up the combat in Ratchet & Clank 2, and pretty much all he had to do was strafe.
Did... Did I just hear a grown ass man tell thousands of people his parents were stupid for not buying his figure..?
Lol, he only wanted the action figure for the value too.
And they were... They were going to buy it anyway, so why wait, and risk it no longer being available?
@@indumatipngtuber2790 What other reason would someone want a stupid action figure for...? They're pointless...
@@atomsmasher703 Well, normal people want them because they're a cool toy meant for fun. DSP seemed to want the first edition run because of the value in $$$ though.
@@indumatipngtuber2790 The Wolverine toy for DSP is his genesis, much like Chris Chan starting with the Bear at Regency Mall.
I've never been able to wrap my head around Phil's inability to accept challenge as anything positive. Instead of rising to the occasion and attempting something somewhat challenging, he just gets offended that the game's developers had the audacity to present him with something he can't just breeze through.
That's what happens when you view video games as work.
"That's what happens when you view viedeo games as work."
Exactly that.
Phil seems to take very long gaming session at a time, just so he can finish the game as quickly as possible and move on the next game on his schedule. Whenever there is a challenge he can't overcome immediately, he has to wory about his precious schedule. There is no way he could actually enjoy a game with an attitude like that.
+Desty Nova And that just makes him play worse!
But hey, more fun for us (yeah, I find these "fun". Take that as you will)
Phil's idea of a great game would probably be one where the enemies just stand there and let him kill them.
Though he'd still bitch about the enemies being dumb and the game too easy.
Surprised it took 31 minutes for a "I PRESSED JUMP AND HE DIDN'T JUMP!!"
wow i thought he would say that at the tittle screen lol
31:21 JUMP! I pressed jump
*Shows controller* “ Look! I’m clicking the B button and it won’t jump!!”
If Phil doesn't do something on the first try, it's bullshit
46:05 Probably the funniest "WHUUUUTTTTT?!" I've ever heard. Priceless.
oh my god i da- WHAAAAAAAAT?!
It's right up there with his reaction to the double KO against Sigma in Mega Man X3.
LOL oh my God I made.... WHUUTTTT
Just imagine if he was playing the n64 version and he realized he had to collect all of the notes again after he dies
He would ragequit that version on day one.
"I should have them but apparently they despawned from my inventory"
"despawned"
"inventory"
*playing Banjo-Kazooie*
Hmmm....
Sup?
The most baffling part of this playthrough is how he thinks twenty and plenty don't rhyme
“Twunnty!”
one would think a self proclaimed "fighting game pro" could see the most basic of patterns
Phil seems to have this mindet of "I'm perfect and it's the world that has to change"
"Its NEVER my fault, YOU guys are the ones who are wrong!"
Snowflake liberal. Sounds about it.
@@charlie1234500 Phil wanted Z Targeting in *BANJO KAZOOIE*
Now, I'm no biologist, but I think if you wanna see a flower bloom, you'd wanna do it, in say, springtime?
"Am I an alligator, or am I a crocodile? Whats the fuckin' difference?! I think alligators are in water, crocodiles prefer land, actually. "
*Facepalm*
*Rubbing my forehead.* You’re thinking frogs and toads, Phil.
Watching this made me decide to replay this game on my old N64. Hadn't played it in many years.
I'm roughly Phil's age. A lot of games that people our age remembered loving as kids don't really stand the test of time when we replay them today. It's not just that the technology has moved on - we were also simply younger, and more easily entertained by things that we might find dull today. Sometimes replaying something we loved as a kid ends up being a disappointment.
Replaying Banjo-Kazooie was not like that. It's still just as fun today as it was nearly twenty years ago. The progression of technology hasn't dulled its greatness, and neither has the jadedness of growing older. It's a timeless masterpiece.
Phil should show a little more respect.
well said my friend, well said.
I just replayed it not long ago when I found my old N64 while cleaning out my old garage. Still had so much fun. I don’t get how this dude had so much trouble with it.
Can I also say... How can you be a 30 year old male and hold a resentment against your parents for not getting you an action figure? That is the DEFINITION of a man child.
The one thing I'd say hasn't aged particularly well about Banjo Kazooie is that the stuff you collected on a level goes kaput if you leave the level. That was one thing they greatly improved upon with Donkey Kong 64, with presumably Tooie and Conker using that model, too.
Only way Click Clock Wood could've taken more time is if Ludwig was the level boss.
"This game is copying Super Mario 64 because you have to wander around inside the paintings."
You mean that formula for games where you have different areas and you do stuff in them? Definitely unique to Super Mario 64. NO other game has EVER done that.
Well, to be fair Mario 64 is one of the first game that did that... Then again... Phil does not know any other game that did that I guess lol
Plus, you don't go IN the paintings! You simply finish them to open a door somewhere else to explore a new world, so even that analogy makes no sense!
>.
I really like to imagine that the way he told his X-Men figure story is the way he actually asked his parents for it.
I like how Phil never even considered, you know, killing the snowmen who were constantly sniping him in Click Clock Woods. Guess that would have been too easy.
Also, a in regards to a timeless Phil complaint - I have been playing video games for over 25 years. I have used everything from Atari controllers to Wiimotes, and I have never, even once, had a controller or game "drop my input". I have had damaged sticks and buttons before, but never has a game just not registered me doing something for no reason. He's so full of shit.
So his one legitimate complaint about a game from the 90's is that it's...Old?
Ummmm...
The thing that pisses me off the most is that at the beginning he's all like "I've never played this game before!" but then he does shit like checking underneath the starting platform of Treasure Trove Cove immediately after starting the level. Nobody does that on their very first playthrough of the game. I was excited to see that a TIHYDP was made for Banjo--Kazooie cause it's my favorite game of all time and I thought I would get a lot of laughs out of it but honestly it's just filled me with rage and hate. Fuck Phil.
yeah, hence why he streamed the game offline, because he was using a guide. The first stream he did, he legit didn't know what to do. Outside of that, when he streamed it all offline (pissing off his fans) he knew where everything was, and answered all the hard questions of Grunty Furnace Fun, pretty accurately, considering he never paid attention to the game half the time. My sister actually pointed out some of these facts in her vids.
+Tats TopVideos I'm sorry, girl, but even though I love ragging on DSP as much as the next person, that's bullshit. There's TONS of instances of DSP being confused IN THIS VERY VIDEO! For instance, if he was using a guide, how did he NOT know this was an Ouija board: 1:02:35 ?
(inb4 "Obfuscating stupidity", to which I say, "He's not smart enough to pull off Obfuscating Stupidity")
Towards the end of the playthrough, though. Rusty Bucket Bay, somehow noticing there is a crack in the building where Snacker appears, you would never know it was down there, unless you went into first person, because the way the camera is fixed, its impossible to notice. Yet somehow he KNOWS its there and doesn't say anything. Like oh i found a secret area.
Or the Mad Monster Mansion of putting eggs into the flowerpots, you don't just magically know and thats the first thing you do when you enter the church.
Or, somehow finding out the tolls meant eggs on the first try.
Or somehow knowing the answers to Gruntys Furnace Fun, despite the fact anything general knowledge shown previously in other games he has no clue. Like country places on the world map, or paying attention previously to a story in the game to a said related question, he would require Stream Chat to help him out.
But the fact Stream chat was not available for this game, and he did it all offline, proves he may of in fact read a guide to do it.
This wasn't the first time, he used guides. Black Mesa he did and was very obvious when his game crashed and the webpage behind it showed Walkthrough guide.
Another example was Assasins Creed 2, he was using a guide to beat.
GTA San Andreas he needed a guide to get through it.
Then color me confused on why he didn't know what to do with that Ouija board immediately. Sounds like the guide he used dropped the ball on that bit.
Forgive me, though, if it still feels a little...schizo...for lack of a better word: half the time, he's clueless, but the other half the time, he's clearly doing stuff that you'd need to have already known to do. I think it's basically like, well, like he had his eyes glued to the guide for half the Jiggies and he deliberately didn't for the other half in a futile attempt to make it seem like this is still a proper blind run. But we know better (or at least you likely do; I'm just speculating here).
*N O B O D Y*
Sounds like you're projecting there, buddy.
you go right and then right and then to the right and you go right
How can you go "wrong" with that commentary. ;P
walks straight into skeleton and dies "nice hitbox" lmfao!
blatant khaaapii of super mario 64
Yeah I don't get it. I guess because you go to levels from a hub? But that's a lot of games so I dunno.
Because they're both platformer/adventure games. See, in Phil's mind, a game of the same genre as another game is automatically a blaytaant kaahpee.
My mind first thought this as a kid.
I want to go and slap my past self for that.
Banjo > mario 64
@@mraljfri770 Subjective. Mario 64 is... or WAS harder back in the day. The only hard part in Banjo is the engine room in RBB...
I'm not sure how Phil got through Grunty's Furnace Fun in a single skin. Imagine the salt from him failing a mini-game and then having to do the whole challenge all over again!
Gruntilda doesn’t have to worry about Banjo anymore because DSP controls Banjo. Poor Banjo, he came all this way to rescue his sister but this idiot name DSP controls Banjo.
I was 6 when this game came out and I know I did not have this much trouble with it as he is having
how the hell does someone almost die against NIPPER, hes got the most basic attack pattern
I know, right?
The one and the only playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie in the history of gaming where the “Game Over” screen is the accurate ending.
The game over screen is legitimately what would happened if Phil took over Banjos spot and tried to save Tooty.
Jesus Christ his diatribe on "IM NOT BEING HANDHELD I SWEAR". After all these years you think he would be able to fix his self conscious issue. Instead it is regressing, the slightest criticism needs to be addressed to defend his already tattered image.
1:46:55 WHUT? IT RAN OUT INSTANTLY! Maybe you didn't collect enough golden feathers and had only one dipsy, I saw it. Please go to the mall and into the store where they sell high quality glasses Phil.
#BuggedGlassesMechanics
There is nothing I could do.
The game didn't explain to him why he ran out of golden feathers instantly. There was nothing he could do. If he had glasses they would bugged. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
How the hell do you have trouble with Nipper? He's got the most basic baby boy attack pattern!
42:40 That's because we all know that Phil's GAMING POWERS were stolen by Deathface and are still in his possession because Phil got stuck in the first mako reactor and thus was never able to finish Final Fantasy 7.
Now here's something I never quite understood: If Phil has such a dislike for pre 2000 game mechanics, why does he even bother playing old games like that? He should know by now that old N64/PS1 platformers have "terrible" camera (by todays standards) and some rather archaic design choices. It's okay if you can't look past all these flaws but why even bother playing these games then?
I just recenly played Spyro for he first time ever and, guess what, I hated it. Old game like that are hard to enjoy, without a good dose of nostalgia. If Phil doesn't like early 3D platformers, he should just avoid them instead of shitting all over people's favorite games.
I'm not getting into a debate whether or not the camera actually sucks, because it depends on where you're coming from. For me personally, the camera in SM64 is fine, because I know that game inside out. The only thing that matters, in context of what I was trying to say, is that for Phil the camera does suck. But he should know better by now and simply stay away from games like Banjo Kazooie instead of insulting the game for it's "archaic 1990s game design". The game is eighteen years old by now (I think) and all his bitching and moaning wont change the game and how people feel about it.
I didn't like Spyro, so I just stopped playing Spyro. Why can't he just admit to his fans, that he has a hard time enjoying old N64/PS1 games and that he will not play those games anymore. If he would just say that in a polite way, no one would blame him. But instead, he keeps playing these outdated games and then starts bitching whining about how everything in that game sucks. And that is why people get mad at him.
10:25 had me in stitches "and we go to the rig.........." falls all the way back down to the ground floor :D D lmao
....I am at a loss of words. DSP ruins another classic with whining about "bad controls" and bugged landing mechanics dood!
I love how the enemies and music are laughing at DSP for his bad gameplay.
Damn! I didn't know DSP, of all people, had that much power!
I love how every time something happens DSP goes into extreme detail about what he thinks happened. DSP: "She hit me with a fireball. The fireball created a "vacuum state" that sucked me towards her". You simply got hit with a fireball, because you didn't expect it. Having never fought her before. Instead of moving or even ATTEMPTING to make any sort of EFFORT to move you instead decided to tank the fireball and got flung off the tower, because Grunty deemed you unworthy and was baffled as to how you had progressed thus far and was rightly tired of your shit.
The single funniest thing in history is seeing Phil die in the lobby of Click Clock Woods.
It's like dying in the castle in Mario 64 from jumping into a torch.
It's not even that he died; it's that he got ROLLED by that introductory jobber enemy.
Two years later, my comment proved to be prophecy - in his Mario 64 playthrough, he DID, in fact, die from jumping into a torch in the castle!
5 years late, but he did that too.
Dave getting chased by those green ghosts in the maze with their goofy ass laugh, was absolutely killing me 😂
Click Clock Wood is the biggest detractor of all.
If he had issues with this game then DK64 and Banjo Tooie would make him rip his hair out. In my opinion, the original Banjo games (and to a slightly lesser extent DK64) represent some of the best and most refined platforming collect-a-thons ever. I could play any of the Rare N64 games and be happy.
He'd probably rage quit both game's lol
Yeah I think Banjo Tooie is quite a bit more difficult than Kazooie.
hype Indeed, Banjo-Kazooie is a cake walk compared to Tooie. If Phil does play Tooie I'd laugh if he dies against Old King Cole, that's literally one of the easiest bosses of all time.
I can just see him bitching about the backtracking you have to do in both games. Particularly DK64, where looking back, I do feel they went a bit overboard in that regard. And he would NEVER get past the Donkey Kong arcade mini game, which you have to beat twice to get a coin required to beat the game.
Bear Partin him playing DK64 will so great. Even he uses a guide, he won't be skilled with the barrels. Especially beaver bother. And on the wii u without the lag will be even better.
He fucked up, he didn't pick the save slot where Banjo is playing Game Boy :)
Nothing really, it's just a really cool save slot with a retro gameboy banjo theme tune. Compared to Banjo Sleeping in Save Slot 1, or Banjo cooking in Save Slot 2. Plus you're more likely to trigger the hidden activation sequence with Slot 3 rather than Slot 1 or 2. Which launches the duo out of the chair via a spring.
I love when he says, exasperatedly, "This game was for kids!". I know he wants it to sound like the games are crazy hard and how could the devs expect children to do it... but children did do it. He can't do it, that's the issue.
I've never been so entertained... My stomach actually hurt from laughing too much lmao
Also no, the original N64 version was not badly designed by losing your notes if you died... God forbid a game penalizes you for dying... Not like today where if you die too much, you get an invulnerability suit...
Wow... That might just be the dumbest I've ever heard anyone say. Collecting shit in video games is already annoying enough as it is...
@@atomsmasher703 Oh grow a pair! I love the Xbox versions but they're too easier. When I played this game when it came out dying had consequences.
@@millabasset1710 Dark Souls is my favorite game of all time, so don't fucking tell me to "grow a pair"...
@@atomsmasher703 LMAO Dark Souls
I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at your opinion of your favorite video game. It's your response that's getting me. It's such a strange response lol
@@atomsmasher703 If you're bothered by something as basic as collecting things in a video game, maybe you should'nt play them at all. God forbid a game makes you work... Why do you play them then if it's not to find and grab stuff, that's the whole fun of it... I mean, that's the whole point, collect stuff to become stronger and/or unlock harder part of the game. Otherwise, if you could go directly to the final boss , where's the fun in that ?
2:26:10 Twenty and plenty don't rhyme? And he wants us to believe he was the valedictorian and capable of going to Harvard...
2:10:26 plenty-six.
How did I fuck that up?
I absolutely love how difficult it was for him to get those Mumbo tokens
plays a game, bashes the game, button mashes his way through said game, says the game was great. dsp in a nut shell
Imagine if he played the N64 version. XBL version is actually slightly easier because you keep notes even after you die/leave a level.
Just like many others, I call bullshit. Albeit that this game isn't the hardest in the bunch, there is no way someone, let alone Phil, can decipher all the puzzles and what to do so fast throughout the game play. He is most likely using a guide of some sort. Whether it be a video or game faq, he's using something.
Brentilda's secrets were actually about DSP, not Gruntilda.
Also, DSP is more disgusting than Gruntilda.
oh boy I can't wait for him to try and find faults in banjo kazooie, a 3d platforner that to this day has not been surpassed.
Fun reminder that DSP needed glasses around this time and repeatedly refused to wear them because he thought they made him look stupid. Which explains 100% of why he can't see shit.
I like how most people completed this game as kids, I think I was 7..
This guy...
0:43 "The game gets really challenging towards the end." Oh, like... just about every video game ever?
Every game since Space Invaders?
1:40:00 LOL he tried to escape from the bee hive with his tail inbetween his legs and still got killed.
This was one of my first games when I was young and I never sucked like Phil, in the contrary I had the thrill for exploration and completed maybe 80-90% of everything without much problems. Phil is horrible to watch, I am pausing the video at the ant part because what kind of gamer over the age of 5 years old slightly face the wall while trying to jump from platform to platform?
The more annoying part to me was the "to the right" every single time he jumped. What the hell kind of commentary was that.
Watching Phil try to understand the extremely easy and well telegraphed Ouija Board puzzle, and getting angry with it, is simultaneously hilarious and really frustrating
Listening to him bitch about shit resetting, all I can think is "you aren't playing the N64 version."
this made my fucking day lmaoooo. I love this game. no work today, think I'm bout to smoke me a blunt and play. this guy cracks me up
I loved Banjor Kazooie as a kid. I cant wait for some chill and stress free content.
LOL Dude ive never laughed this hard at a TIHYDP Video. DSP playing click clock woods is to funny.
"Oh he's already at level 5 of 9." (checks time) "Oh I'm a fifth of the way through the whole thing. Shit...
3:23 "This game came out before conkers bad fur day..." Yeah, and? Phil said Conker's bad fur day copied this, not the other way around...
He makes this game look so much harder than it is, and I played the N64 version where the Notes respawn.
BK is one of my all-time faves. That said, it was a pleasure watching Phil struggle so much. Also, it's really funny how he only uses Banjo's roll to break open honeycomb containers...and nothing else.
The click clock wood salt is real
23:30 I've been looking for this for a while now. Thanks for including it!
I don't like platformers, but this game is and was awesome. Only DSP could say that the game is broken because he has no concept of making adjustments based on outcome. He does the same thing over and over with no attempt to correct his actions lol
42:13 - 42:58
This part here, it's so funny I forgot how to laugh
Typical Phil and repeating the same sentence and denying any criticism
Oh look at that: the 'King of Retro' complaining that a 20 year old game is "too archaic" ...again
how many time did he die during the play though
57:20 he completely gave up on clankers and never got the golden feather move
Does he EVER use the gold feathers??
You know aside from one Jiggy (and any seasoned player of this game knows what that one Jiggy is) I think this game really isn't all that hard. This guy just sucks at the game.
It's the Jiggy behind the propeller blades in the 8th world.
@@warioland523 I knew exactly what one you meant, that Jiggy can get fucked. Not as bad in the XBLA re-release as you got to keep the notes you collected when you die/leave the level.
"Not Bonga I think"
*picks Bonga*
I was not expecting that Wolverine story when he visited the igloo. Wonderful.
If he thinks THIS game is hard, just wait for the sequel. I never got 100%, and the final boss is WAY harder.
he cheesed the final boss with honeyback cheat LOL
@@CriminalIntent89 No fucking way! I beat it with a FAULTY FUCKING CONTROLLER
Seeing him struggle to take out a Grille Chompa is just painful. Bottles teaches the freaking basic attacks in the first area of the game. Use the freaking jumping peck attack Phil.
seeing him actually figure shit out is like seeing a stupid raptor figure out how to open a door knob
When's TiHYDP Banjo-Tooie?
I actually know a lot about Banjo-Kazooie and I loved to play the game ever since I was 11 years old.
I never thought I'd need to ask this about Banjo-Kazooie, but does anyone have a death count?
Props to Dave's parents for not buying their bratty son the Wolverine figure when he demanded it.
I seriously played through this game when I was 5 and I had less trouble than he's having. Holy fuck.
OH please tell me this is fair game for doing a let endure. I made a promise to myself if he touched ANY of the "great" games from the 90s - early 2000s "that I actually own" I would endure them.
I really want the permission to use this!
Go for it! :)
*sees DSP get to click clock wood* *sees an hour left in the video*
Prepare for some rage.
I'm watching this in short bursts.
Eggs for the Chompas? Seriously?
ReloadPsi He used them against the GHOSTS.
This is by far my favorite TIHYDP. So much salt rage :)
I watched till the part when he was entering Treasure Trove Cove, and even so I just started clicking around in the clip. I couldn't continue watching his playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie. I was quite certain the stream chat was there at his side, giving him directions on what to do, at least that's what it came across as at times.
He didn't stream most of the game.
hype Oh really?! He didn't? I honestly thought he was lying.
Super Lombax
He used a guide. There were things he figured out entirely too quickly, especially considering he never played it before.
such spectacular commentary from phil in this game. "To the right...aaand to the right.....to the right....oh shit....and to the right..."
Oh boy, here we go!
1:27:31 i know this is old but did he use a guide for this game? he just conveniently found that feather, but doesn't bother to check the other bridges?
It's been hinted he has used a guide. Because he never streamed it. He only played if offline which was really weird.
He knew a lot of things right off the bat without even thinking about it.
Like putting eggs into the pots of Mad Monster Mansion, and the tolls of Rusty Bucket Bay.
Knew every answer to Gruntys Question Tile in Gruntys Furnace Fun without really talking to every Bretilda location.
To even swimming through the hole in the wall (that cannot be viewed with the normal camera unless you are in FPS mode, which he did not do once) in the caged off area with Snacker in Rusty Bucket Bay.
When asked why he did not want to stream it, he said people would not be interested and he wanted the game to end quickly.
@@TatsTopVideos lol, "he wanted the game to end quickly"... what does not streaming have to do with that? it ends up being a thousand parts anyways xd
You know him, he hates work. for him to setup streaming is a big hassle.
All those things he did in the past, like editing, setup the green screen, DSP tries it, DSP reviews, Hate Live, Top 10s, Year End Series, Hateful Truth, Poorly Cooking With The King, Loot Crate Unboxing, Hardcore Gaming Season Giveaways, Release Day Unboxing, Phil Reacts.
He does none of that now. =P
i can see why he stopped streaming and beat the game using a guide
This makes me wonder how he will do with Canary Mary in Banjo-Tooie. Place your bets on how much salt there will be.
he wouldn't even make it to that point. I doubt he could even get much done in jolly roger's lagoon.
Probably be out of breath when he finishes the first race!
^-^
he would be unable to win the n64 version without saving notes
He's lucky he didn't play the N64 version because he would've been on that playthrough for a long ass time due to the fact that the notes would respawn every time you die or reboot your game and that would piss off Phil so much like there's no tomorrow.
No. He would have ragequitted on Click Clock Wood! I'm fairly certain, IF not earlier.
Make a TIHYDP Banjo Tooie please
The camera in this game is 100% controllable
dsp sure loves saying "it's not my fault"
1:22:50 You don't know which end of the ship the game shows you? When it's showing you that you just turned the ship's propellers off?
Words fucking fail me.
this was very funny to watch. thank you for your patience with sitting through playthrough and the time you spent editing. banjo tooie when?
back then games made you do everything perfectly, and we liked it. I laugh every time he mentions a "Lock-on system", you are the lock on system. Bitches the whole time playing then says "I actually like it", WHAT?!?!
Part of me wishes that the creepypasta of DSP playing Banjo-Kazooie came true...
someordinarygamers.wikia.com/wiki/This_is_how_you_don't_play_Banjo_Kazooie
but in all seriousness, his "Let's Play" if you can even call it that is so HILARIOUSLY BAD! If it isn't funny, it is offensive to me as a Let's Player. So much that I feel shame for EVERYTHING I have done in the past whether it is commentary over gameplay, or even doing the TH-cam Poop method of Tech Text over gameplay.
The only option I should approach with my LPs, or Walkthroughs is to try and do Game Commentary in the likes of a Golf Announcer, or Bob Ross. YEAH THE ASMR ROUTE!