This Is How You Don't Play Persona 3 - Dojima World Order Edition

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  • "The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to Patreon's Choice, Phil clings to a dim hope."
    Footage comes from a playthrough done by DarkSydePhil/KOGaming. His channel can be found at: / dspgaming or / @dspthrowback .
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  • @monochaos9442
    @monochaos9442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "I'd never do that. I never accept responsibility for my actions."
    Oh man, ain't that the truth!?

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It was more likely a Freudian Slip.

    • @EarthPhantomTS
      @EarthPhantomTS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      More like he meant it as sarcasm. But yeah, it makes more sense when taken straight.

  • @thedoominator
    @thedoominator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Well, at least he couldn't ruin the ending & credits with his terrible sex jokes & singing.

    • @tfla11
      @tfla11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Well good, I don't want him to ruin Memories of You

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Mmmm... that song is so good!

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He went back and defeated nyx

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rawrdino7046 is there a video of it?
      He totally beats it in easy.

    • @SayoKimetsu
      @SayoKimetsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@n-extrafries-surprise Check the playlist and see for yourself. There are the last 3 videos after that
      th-cam.com/play/PL_QtSMEGimbwlZcQj2qdQEphRsItDXa9I.html

  • @05misogi
    @05misogi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    OH MY GOD HE CAN'T GET PAST THE NAME SCREEN AGAIN

    • @narutofan4545
      @narutofan4545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbh it's hard after using modern uis

    • @zerotonero3873
      @zerotonero3873 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@narutofan4545he played P4 before with the same naming system.

  • @Krbyfan1
    @Krbyfan1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    How hilarious is it that his Social Links in the game are just as bad in real life?

    • @KodyKarlsRawUncut
      @KodyKarlsRawUncut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Did Rambo and Howard get reverse-linked? lmao

    • @joethehero2
      @joethehero2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Worse. Broken Links.

    • @yourpal4l
      @yourpal4l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Straight up savage, holy shit.

    • @dalejhunter1
      @dalejhunter1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      From what I can tell so far... Nonexistent. Kinda like his real life.

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I didn’t even know you could actually break social links so good on Phil at shooting himself in the foot

  • @TheBeastsInc
    @TheBeastsInc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "I never do that, I never take responsibility for my actions"
    You're right for a change, Phil.

  • @MoczoUno
    @MoczoUno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Oh my GOD I heard Atlus commented on the ragequit but I didn't think it was REAL until I saw their comment in the montage at the end and it was the most magical thing I've seen in YEARS.

    • @MrKILLINOOBZ
      @MrKILLINOOBZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      MoczoUno ik it's been a year since you posted this but what's even greater is the fact that Atlus slapped the shit out of DSP with copyright strikes that made him quit Persona 5, yet Atlus hasn't done that with any other channel out there lmfao

    • @Jojo-ue6ub
      @Jojo-ue6ub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Biker Really?

    • @FoB952
      @FoB952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Bayek of Siwa Thats what you call a reputation. Phil has shit on so many games including Atlus games that im POSITIVE several game companies know of his disgusting presence. Clearly AtlusUSA does. You know youre doing something wrong if the company itself makes fun of you, then trolls the shit out of you by dishing out the only copyright on you.

    • @nathanaldana6589
      @nathanaldana6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MrKILLINOOBZ i think it's safe to say Phil isn't gonna play Persona 6 then, which is good. We don't need Pigroach touching this series ever again. 😂

    • @atypicalpinetree4212
      @atypicalpinetree4212 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can someone post the timestamp? I don't wanna watch this whole thing lol

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    I know literally nothing about Persona but it seems sensible that the characters try to shoot themselves in the head repeatedly to be free of this misery that is DSPgaming.. :)

    • @shadowagent7361
      @shadowagent7361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      unoriginal Mozu Sacrifice him instead of MC and the world will truly be saved!

    • @captainblooberry
      @captainblooberry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      To give some clarification, it's a tool called an "Evoker" which is a fake gun that they fire at their head to trigger a persona since they can only trigger theirs through a strong feeling (either that or they replicate the act of death)

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CaptainConner they were joking

    • @DarthDimmadome
      @DarthDimmadome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I don’t get why the weebos are shooting themselves in the head to make these creatures appear, but then again I don’t watch anime besides dragon ball z

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DarthDimmadome Its edgy symbolism.

  • @Y2wray
    @Y2wray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    You know it says something that in a game about living life to the fullest/healthiest, and building relationships with people, Phil fails horribly.

    • @zxshadowxz
      @zxshadowxz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      No truer words have been said my friend

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The ammount of SLs DSP broke is just... how the hell.

  • @WeirdBoySkuzag
    @WeirdBoySkuzag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Why is Koromaru so angry?"
    Because he has to take orders from DSP

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Looks like this final boss can join Ludwig, thy can both calibrate and tell jokes about how dsp ragequited.

    • @WalkmanSilver
      @WalkmanSilver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nyx already looks like it would fit great in a Souls/Borne game.

    • @bensmith5218
      @bensmith5218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WalkmanSilver haha "borne" game .... what a goon

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Update: add the Mana Beast as well from the Secret of Mana remake. He didn't have any MP or Faerie Walnuts so he couldn't use Mana Magic which is the only thing that hurts the boss. Since the autosave was right before the boss and his last manual save was an hour previous (though he says 2 hours in his excuse because he thinks we can't see his gametime or video length) as justification that it's a waste of time to try again and the game is poorly made because it's not his fault he never leveled his magic up making the previous boss drain all his resources.

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair tge first phase of Ludwigs fight is fucking obnoxious and rage inducing...second phase is pretty awesome though.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t ragequit dood people don’t know the definition of a ragequit. Nyx: “What a fucking liar hahahahaha, ohhhh well time to go destroy the world.”

  • @Horrorfreak106
    @Horrorfreak106 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    DSP has the sense of humor of a 12 year old who just learned a few curse words.

  • @AllHailToTypeSun
    @AllHailToTypeSun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Before playing P3: I love the series now.
    After playing P3: I'm done with jrpgs

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's beautiful, ain't it?

    • @kosmosfan01
      @kosmosfan01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He'll play Persona 5 because he's a huge fan of the series.

    • @tfla11
      @tfla11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's a 100 hours game, he either rage quit again, or put it on hold, or take a lot of breaks due to not having a lot of views and comes back to it being clueless and blame the game for his mistake, or he rushes it like any other games he played. It doesn't matter it's still suck that he will play this, I'm going to buy it and enjoy my time with it and after I beat it I will watch his playthrough to see if he fucks it up, he probably play it on Safety mode though.

    • @kosmosfan01
      @kosmosfan01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      tfla11 Yes. It was said that you can't even die on Safety. I'll be picking up my copy a little later and playing it on Hard as now I've found myself enjoy certain games like Kingdom Hearts and Persona on Hard. It'll be a pain in the ass but at least it's finally freaking here. Phil will still manage to screw up a bunch because as you said, he'll rush, rush, rush, and then struggle at the boss fight because he's not familiar enough with the game or gotten the right skills that would make the boss easier. Overall, he shouldn't be playing RPGs periods because he can't invest real time and I mean get really involved in the games narrative or gameplay because it's all just a job to him. He didn't experience the turmoil Persona fans did when this game kept getting delayed or follow all the articles. Persona 5 has the advantages of being released in Japan first and we've seen the glowing reviews. Phil only cares about views and money.

    • @crusaderpepe3385
      @crusaderpepe3385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tfla11 he did

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The very final comment featured is right, Aigis was the true antagonist in this game as far as Phil is concerned. But for the rest of us, she was a hero who went above and beyond the call of duty.

    • @mrex666productions7
      @mrex666productions7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He didn't even place a charm block item on his healers. He clearly doesn't know what he is doing, if you go fight Nyx you put charm blocks in anyone that can heal.

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrex666productions7 Or at least yourself so you can dispel it if they get charmed

    • @Vadim_Slastihin
      @Vadim_Slastihin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@rac1equalsbestgame853real chads use armagedon😎

  • @AtticusMJ
    @AtticusMJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    #AigisTheHeroWeDeserve

    • @raphaelkhoury218
      @raphaelkhoury218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AtticusMJ i agree!!!! 😍😍😍😍😉

    • @xxlasthopexx2603
      @xxlasthopexx2603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AtticusMJ I’m in love with her

  • @xPooogle515
    @xPooogle515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I about pissed myself laughing when Aigis cast Diarahan on Nyx holy shit

    • @Elsuya_Milo
      @Elsuya_Milo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Twice.

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If he was smart he would have just realized his mistake and put anti-charm shit on his healers

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sirlionhart: "Maaan, I feel your pain, but at least I didn't quit the fight like a punk-ass bitch."

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SilvarusLupus Or at least himself so he can't be charmed and can dis-charm the healers in they get charmed

  • @MoczoUno
    @MoczoUno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    God watching this just makes me sad. Poor Persona 3, you deserve better.

    • @xXSoulGeoXx
      @xXSoulGeoXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MoczoUno HE IS USING SOMA WHEN HE HAS ALMOST FULL HP AND SP, HE IS AN IDIOT D;

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I HeAl HiM I QuIt.

  • @BigKlingy
    @BigKlingy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Protip: If you're saying "fuck you" to all your Social Links constantly, you REALLY shouldn't be playing this game. And this guy proudly admits to doing this to his real-life friends too...
    Me: "How are these enemies doing so little damage? Oh right, Easy Mode."
    DSP: "So much damage, this is bullshit!"
    DSP: "Magic should never fucking miss, ever."
    [Mamudo misses everyone]
    Gee, aren't you glad the game didn't take your advice?
    [Enemy has all physical Evade skills]
    DSP: [Uses Rush]
    [Goes through all that to get Baal Zebul]
    DSP: "I don't have Lilith."
    Me: [Utter horror as I realize Lilith requires a sidequest item]
    Wait... he got up to the last month of the game in only 50 hours?! How.......
    Reversing Bebe, of all the links... how is that even possible?!

    • @SomeAsian
      @SomeAsian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BigKlingy Double booking. That's how (I've seen someone else accidentally reverse his link that way)

    • @saporei1727
      @saporei1727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BigKlingy oh hello man great channel

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Wait... he got up to the last month of the game in only 50 hours?! How......."
      By not reading or doing any social links?

    • @Datawraith-qo7gn
      @Datawraith-qo7gn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I once double booked, thinking that it would only slow down the link for the guy I canceled out on. At the time, I did not know that double booking would reverse the link. (It was my first persona game and I was playing through blind.)

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Which is why he should play normal SMT, but holy shit he would rage so hard it would be glorious.

  • @yiutubea
    @yiutubea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I'm surprised one person can reverse that many links. You have to be a special kind of disorganized to reject Yukari's date over the holiday and then complain the next week when her link is flipped.

    • @MoonlightBelladonna
      @MoonlightBelladonna 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Love the fact that he did this lol.

  • @birdsdontflylikethat
    @birdsdontflylikethat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    doesn't grind when underleveled on an RPG
    "grinds" dark souls
    grinds meguh mang
    The wonderful logic of Phil!

  • @8sblack
    @8sblack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    My god, you must be a martyr to have sat through 70+ hours o DSP. I'm sorry you did this, but also thank you.

    • @sarahage3828
      @sarahage3828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      CompletelyGarbage He should change his username to yours

  • @ciphercdr3349
    @ciphercdr3349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Junpei sucks!"
    Junpei might be a idiot, but he doesn't suck.
    He did the same mistake in Persona 4 already,by juggling his party to much some realy good characters were just underleveld.
    Persona isn't hard, but he makes it look like it's a hardcore game.
    Also why does he miss so much? I barely miss

    • @joseagustincuesta
      @joseagustincuesta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Because his persona suck ass, they are all underleveled because he isn't smart enough to grind each of them individually.

    • @tsukinoakuma
      @tsukinoakuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      +Jetto Agu I think it's actually because they're tired. Party members can have different conditions, ranging from Great to Sick, and this affects their performance in battle.

    • @joseagustincuesta
      @joseagustincuesta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *****
      That too of course, I still don't get why he insisted on trying when they were obviously getting hit too much and were missing like there was no tomorrow.

    • @tsukinoakuma
      @tsukinoakuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +Jetto Agu Because of bugged resting mechanics of course.

    • @joseagustincuesta
      @joseagustincuesta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *****
      Bugged common sense mechanics.

  • @FurryWulfz
    @FurryWulfz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    15:10
    "Look at the damage we're taking!"
    Phil, on Hard Mode you'd be dead from two Bufu's...

    • @kosmosfan01
      @kosmosfan01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He wouldn't even get pass the first round with all the enemy advantages he allowed.

    • @NotoriusBenjamin
      @NotoriusBenjamin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FurryWulfz k

    • @josef4188
      @josef4188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The tricky tick His personas would go full Medea on Chidori!

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or one shot from a crit

  • @ShadowBaofu
    @ShadowBaofu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I'm a Persona 2 fan. Not even the power of Rumors can make Phil be good at games.

    • @renamamiya5997
      @renamamiya5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is a persona 2? The games start at 3 Just like JoJo.

    • @reeznevhater
      @reeznevhater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@renamamiya5997
      Comedy gold. I laughed 😐😐😐

    • @iamyourangleourmosquejey6956
      @iamyourangleourmosquejey6956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reeznevhater No lo se, si supiera lo que dicen los textos del persona 2 talvez me llegue a gustar

  • @kosmosfan01
    @kosmosfan01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I love how Phil always talks badly about a developer but when AtlusUSA got his ass, he got his panties in a bunch and made half ass threats like he so well known that he could just get that guy fired with one phone call but is just too tired. Yeah, that's why he never fought those copyright claims either even though he probably thought that he did nothing wrong. Whoever that person was that made that comment is my hero :D

  • @kaitengiri
    @kaitengiri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    For those of you who aren't familiar with the game, the reason he misses attacks so often is twofold.
    1. He is ABSOLUTELY under-leveled EVERY step of the way through the game. The game actually takes your levels/stats pretty seriously with the dodge mechanic, so if you aren't up to snuff, you actually will miss more often. If there's a big enough difference, then the attacker will be completely unable to land a hit. For either side.
    2. He also has a bad habit of letting his characters get "tired". If they're in the dungeon too long, or they're just having a bad day beforehand, they'll have that status and it drastically lowers all of their stats, causing them to miss even MORE.
    tl;dr They miss because he's an idiot who doesn't engage with the game.

    • @Blackan
      @Blackan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Plus really low agility effects hit rates

    • @smtandearthboundsuck8400
      @smtandearthboundsuck8400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Irrelevant but megaten games would really benefit from showing hitrates and damage range values. It would only add to the strategy. I mean they already do that for hama/mudo.
      For people who think it makes it easier, fire emblem games are way harder than any megaten game and do it, it’s just good game design.

    • @eski8898
      @eski8898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree but ngl I dont like the "being tired" feature its annoying that you sometimes just have to stop grinding because your characters got tired.But I guess its just another part of this really good game that you just gotta get used to so its basically still his own fault and not the games

    • @chloemarlowe3817
      @chloemarlowe3817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't know if this would count as a 3rd reason because you touched on levels and stats for why DSP is missing attacks but I'd also add the fact that it seems like he's not using the accuracy/evasion buff and debuff. I say "seem" because I'm too lazy to watch the full DSP playthrough to count how much he is using buffs/debuffs. Megaten and by extension, Persona are notorious for how much of a game changer buffs and debuffs can be for battles. But yeah, there's some fights where the gimmick is that you need to get those accuaracy/evasion buffs and debuffs up and those buffs and debuffs can help in basic fights too.

    • @MakimaSimp
      @MakimaSimp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smtandearthboundsuck8400 >fire emblem games are way harder than any megaten game and do it, it’s just good game design.
      year old necro but you need help bro

  • @Sundel_Marlutte
    @Sundel_Marlutte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:19:15 he's complaining about not being able to build links while turning down Yukari who's OFFERING TO HELP IMPROVE HIS SOCIAL LINK WITH HER

  • @Kamilozo3
    @Kamilozo3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    24:51 An accurate presentation of DSP's "jokes" and "humor"

    • @bensmith5218
      @bensmith5218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kamilozo3 he's funnier than you, you little gobshite

    • @raikouezio609
      @raikouezio609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ben Smith is that meant to be sarcasm kid?

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jack Bros. are 100x more humorous than Phil will ever be,

    • @romariodesrosier1450
      @romariodesrosier1450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heavykiin At least the Jack Bros are funny, DSP isn't and may he burn in Hee-hell!

  • @randommaverick3039
    @randommaverick3039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I hope that, one of these days, DSP plays SMT3: Nocturne. I would love to see him rage quit at Matador.

    • @tobypaet3540
      @tobypaet3540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      RandomMaverick97 Or rage at crits Dante gets on the first battle

    • @vexation8736
      @vexation8736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I wanna see him even get passed the first boss without being a dumb ass. Also Matador wasnt that hard.

    • @ZeludeRose
      @ZeludeRose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it's not hard if you go in with the right strategy/demons. Do we really expect that of DSP?

    • @vexation8736
      @vexation8736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No cause he cant even read or finish a demo

    • @sobelle109
      @sobelle109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RandomMaverick97 smt iv final

  • @miserjonesakamaestropirouette
    @miserjonesakamaestropirouette 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It's amazing to me that in all his time playing games in this series, with all the enemy advantages he got, he never once understood the distinction between "swinging" the sword and "connecting with" the sword.

  • @RobotGuy405
    @RobotGuy405 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm only like a quarter through but his singing is already grating and you can tell he doesn't process the fact that it takes time for a sword swing to reach a shadow

  • @TrentMkw
    @TrentMkw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Nyx's charm ended this man's career
    Literally.

  • @jettythesunfish
    @jettythesunfish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Eugh, I cringe every time he laughs...

    • @ryanasencio8299
      @ryanasencio8299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right? Its gross.

    • @jettythesunfish
      @jettythesunfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan Asencio
      Seriously, it's so horrid to listen to that it physically hurts.

    • @welcometothevelvetroom4648
      @welcometothevelvetroom4648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's such a creepy laugh >_>

    • @MoczoUno
      @MoczoUno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's emotionally traumatizing. I always feel sorry for the seal that's dying, until I realize it's just him laughing.

    • @bensmith5218
      @bensmith5218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the Velvet Room! it's creepy having cartoon characters as you're picture though. . LIKE YOU

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "The experience is over 9000!"
    Wow. Never heard that one before.

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    15:18
    “Look at the damage we’re taking!!”
    *takes 7 damage*

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it was on Hard that would be borderline one shot damage 😂

  • @alexlynette5421
    @alexlynette5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As someone who has played Persona 3 fes, portable, Persona 4 and Golden and Persona 5 and beat them, I find these absolutely both painful and hilarious.

  • @FurryWulfz
    @FurryWulfz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:46:19
    "Oh No, I've been infuriated..."
    *2 seconds later*
    "WHY AM I ONLY TWO PEOPLE?!"

  • @CalvinTheAliceSimp
    @CalvinTheAliceSimp ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is why I love Aigis. She is such a detractor at the end.

  • @alanwake4442
    @alanwake4442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The fact he was losing his shit over "shit pickle" was funny in itself.

  • @Chudpope
    @Chudpope 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    hoo boy he seems REAL EXCITED over a little girl crying
    weirdly excited

  • @kylerowe4154
    @kylerowe4154 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I gotta wonder why he can't enjoy the damn game like a normal person and instead tries to make cringe worthy jokes at every chance.
    Also, he's missing so many attacks because his party is fatigued. But of course, Phil ignored the instructions for how the dungeon exploration in this game works. What makes this even better is that the game makes it a point to tell you when certain party members become fatigued yet Phil doesn't pay attention to any of it or even try and connect the dots.

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play a lot fatigued on fucking Hard and I don't miss that many atacks just how awful is DSP playing....!????

    • @colonelmustang854
      @colonelmustang854 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@rac1equalsbestgame853If the gap between your level and the enemy's level is too wide, your attacks have a higher chance of missing.
      And DSP has a bad habit of refusing to grind in RPGs.
      Do the math.

  • @existtracefan
    @existtracefan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Man getting that many enemy advantages is impressive. Didn't even think that was possible.

  • @frickish4762
    @frickish4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    After a few days, I finally finished this masterpiece of a video. Thank you for reminding me that I'm not the worst gamer in the world.

  • @superlombax1561
    @superlombax1561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:04:08 Phil shows us here that it costs a lot of money to be a pervert.

    • @lordnpc3953
      @lordnpc3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ok, I know I'm like 3 years late to this but WHAT THE FUCK?! Did he literally spend all his money to make a lazy this game bad because sex, and then complain that he couldn't do something because he had no money? WHY

    • @renamamiya5997
      @renamamiya5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noah Clark He’s stupid.

    • @tristanraine
      @tristanraine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordnpc3953 two years late, but omg he really went and pawned off all his items just to buy a pretty weak set and THEN to get it replaced two minutes later

  • @peppersteak5955
    @peppersteak5955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    His laugh makes me want to rip off my ears.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why me Profile Pic checks out

    • @renamamiya5997
      @renamamiya5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes me want to burn my bread

  • @user04683
    @user04683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Believe it or not, I learned one good thing from Phil, so I’m just going to admit it.....I discovered Persona through him via videos like this. Best RPG series ever made.

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      At least you got into an amazing series and hopefully learned to play it right, unlike DSP...

  • @GTSRyan
    @GTSRyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Aigis the real MVP
    First 2:33:23
    then 2:34:23

    • @rude-buster
      @rude-buster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      She's doing God's work.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rude-buster Metatron would be pleased.

  • @TheBasedGreeg
    @TheBasedGreeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jesus Christ, the way he's constantly cracking up, not even just chuckling, at the name. He sounds like a 12 year old laughing at a fart joke smh. AVGN is far funnier than he will ever be...

  • @Foxplayer091
    @Foxplayer091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Even storm troopers hit more things then this guy

  • @JovialEclipse
    @JovialEclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Aigis healing Nyx made me laugh so hard holy shit

  • @Psychodegu
    @Psychodegu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Why didn't he realize he was under leveled the whole time, with all the persona cards being grayed out. I mean how can you be fighting on a level where you can't even get new personas.

    • @joseagustincuesta
      @joseagustincuesta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's his social links being absolute shit.

  • @rude-buster
    @rude-buster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    scrolling through these comments was the funnest shit ever.

    • @pokeyclyde2428
      @pokeyclyde2428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet even 4 years later it still was

    • @Not_Alanius
      @Not_Alanius 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      7 years later, it still is!

  • @NozaJoza
    @NozaJoza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    25:56 “Marin-Karin what’s THIS?” The move that made you rage quit this game xD

    • @fzndn-xvii
      @fzndn-xvii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The irony lol

  • @Kai-vv5cg
    @Kai-vv5cg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love it when DSP talks about game design (which is all the time) because he's always consistently wrong.

  • @Kira-rn9fl
    @Kira-rn9fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    so i heard about this a few years ago, and i thought he ragequit on hard. He ragequit on easy?!?

  • @angellord2252
    @angellord2252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Seeing him refuse to do the social links...it just pains me.

  • @Storm7777
    @Storm7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    How people enjoy Phil unironically, I’ll never know.

    • @lordpookie
      @lordpookie ปีที่แล้ว +10

      been trying to figure this out for years

    • @user-rz7hg9my6h
      @user-rz7hg9my6h 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@lordpookieThe world may never know

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are even more regarded than he is.. have you seen what most of his audience looks like? It's a clown car of freaks

  • @DreySlayking
    @DreySlayking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:14 Such a golden statement that puts an exclamation point on Dave's life. People should really use that clip more often.

  • @yesIamovereighteen
    @yesIamovereighteen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Oh god, I lost it when he power charges Deathbound on himself.

    • @ambercarbuncle1440p
      @ambercarbuncle1440p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my god I didn't even realize you could hit yourself in this game

  • @Magus12000BC
    @Magus12000BC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The bad thing is, wasn't he playing on easy? You shouldn't have to grind on easy. Hell, I beat Nyx on normal with my party averaging low-mid 60's. This isn't a hard game. How can this manchild have no sense of strategy in that greased addled brain of his?

    • @zxshadowxz
      @zxshadowxz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He has a brain?

    • @dededeisdosh4450
      @dededeisdosh4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@od3stroyer771 When someone is this bad, and they blame the game for their shortcomings, I feel like they deserve the flack they get.

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh you're insane. I was level 75 and took me 8 fucking tries only because Night Queen kept putting Fear on my character after Moonlight gown.
      And since I would have everyone wait, I would get crit and robbed of two turns, only to die in the next one because nobody could heal me :(

    • @Magus12000BC
      @Magus12000BC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@keeysOST - Legit, all you need to do is keep your buffs up and have an ample supply of items to bail you out of bad spot.
      Team composition also plays a big role. They either have to be hard hitters or good at support. Having Ken, Junpei, Mitsiru, or the dog in that fight is like asking to have an albatross weighing you down.
      I'll also say that issuing "Wait" commands in that fight is asking to be steamrolled when you have party members with good support. Yukari can make sure the party's at 100%. Aegis can cast party buffs. Akihiko can cast debuffs. The MC can top of anyone's MP. You're up against a boss that takes two turns at a time. You have to be as efficient as possible.

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Magus12000BCi only used wait for Moonlight gown since you get fucked if you attack it.
      Mktsuru was pretty great actually. She hit like a truck.

  • @Kswitchem
    @Kswitchem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    DSP is so funny. This video made me want to try and evoke my persona. I went into my dad's closet and found his evoker, I pulled the trigger an-

  • @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
    @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Good job Dojima World Order! I might want to create my own in the future. But you did a great job!

  • @TsukuneD
    @TsukuneD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    6:14 What's so funny? Really. What is so funny about the introduction of the Dark Hour?

  • @Mr.Feather130
    @Mr.Feather130 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    With the persona 3 reload finally came out, let's be glad that DSP didn't play it since we already suffer from his playthrough for the original p3

    • @ZerodragYT
      @ZerodragYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Let's not give DSP any ideas. Dude didn't even beat the final boss in P3 FES

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZerodragYT don’t you mean the real final boss of the game,Erebus?

    • @ZerodragYT
      @ZerodragYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mr.Feather130 hmmm i have not played the answer yet. Just meant the base game

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZerodragYT oh but sorry for spoiling on who's the final boss in the post game story of vanilla persona 3

  • @TheJSRF001
    @TheJSRF001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can't believe that he doesn't understand how wrong it is to go back on your word.
    Doesn't matter he only said 12 hours, doesn't matter if he did 1200 hours.
    Your fans PAID with THEIR money so they can be entertained. The fact that someone would give money just to watch someone play a game is rare opportunity and he just spits in all his fans' faces and says it isn't worth.
    What a dick.

  • @acjackson127
    @acjackson127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    if you can have Mitsuru in your party and have had 16 enemy advantages there's a problem.

  • @buncythefrog
    @buncythefrog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:05 I care too much about the Persona series to watch this any longer.

  • @JellyMyst
    @JellyMyst 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know, amidst all this pain, I take some pleasure in the poetry of DSP not understanding Coming Of Age Day. He's clearly never had one.

  • @zylaaeria2627
    @zylaaeria2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This TIHYDP was a work of art. Certainly would put it up there with Jak II & his original GTA VC, SA, & III runs. Man, I really want to play this game now. I used to own it years ago but never played it much.

  • @FancyKerbloops
    @FancyKerbloops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Him getting so mad at the entirely optional end-game fusions was gold.
    And then there's me, who used Byakko Seiryu and Genbu for most of the game only to have a triple-Dyne Kohryu fall into my lap and never touch fusion again after..

  • @SmarkusAurelius
    @SmarkusAurelius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I will post timestamps of the parts where I laughed at something Phil said
    that is all

  • @RR6ably
    @RR6ably 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    59:04 - DSP stands over Koramaru's body, "Oh well. Your dead. Fuck you."
    goddamnit Phil

  • @SmarkusAurelius
    @SmarkusAurelius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's okay to suck at a game, I'm pretty shit at Persona (still love it) but the thing that makes me hate Phil is how he never accepts responsibility for sucking.
    It's not the games fault he's bad at it. When I get stomped its because I'm shit, I couldn't fuse a lot of personas because I ignored a lot of quests. These are mistakes Phil made too, but the difference is I, and most people can look at that and go "ah yeah, I probably could've done that better, oh well, my bad" but Phil just calls it "bad game design" which has become his code word for "the game didn't literally hold my hand and force me through every action so its too hard"

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:38 This is pretty much DSP in a nutshell. He made a funny joke, and then he fucking chokeslams it into the ground by telling the same jokes again and again. It's even worse when it's not even funny to begin with...

  • @user-ez5nc7vl2m
    @user-ez5nc7vl2m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Even Nagito is saying he's raping P3 lmao im done with life.

  • @exzan
    @exzan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this should be in a movie theater. the character development and ending were amazing lol

  • @pooxel
    @pooxel 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    DSP not knowing about the tactics menu until the final boss is the cherry on top of this video

  • @wynbarrett2989
    @wynbarrett2989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:00 SHIT DSPS COMING SHUT DOWN ALL CLUBS

  • @UnkoMunko
    @UnkoMunko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like the fusion system, man. Fusing Izanagi-no-Okami took me about as long as Phil spent bumbling around at the 2 hour mark but it was worth.

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shuffling fusion results to get the exact four skills you want. Good times. One of the few games I racked up a 200+ hour count on, but that's also because I fell asleep playing it too many times.

    • @Vladicarus
      @Vladicarus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      worst thing that happened to me, finally got yoshitsune fusion needs..
      Igor fucks it up.

    • @shadowagent7361
      @shadowagent7361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vladicarus and that is why you always save before going to the velvet room :p

    • @Vladicarus
      @Vladicarus 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      learnt that the hard way.

    • @ghostwalkergames7707
      @ghostwalkergames7707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vladicarus that's the worst man

  • @MrSilverio13
    @MrSilverio13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Still one of the best TIHYDP today. Peak Phil.

  • @yourefavorite4164
    @yourefavorite4164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The misses are karma for singing too much

  • @chase8804
    @chase8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:37:09
    Ken: “ Watch this!! “
    *dies*

  • @AkashiNano
    @AkashiNano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I've never in my life seen someone disrespect Persona 3 or Minato Arisato so much in my entire life.
    Let's not even start on his disrespect of the SEES and... no you know what? This is Phil, he doesn't even deserve my disrespect.
    Eww

  • @n-extrafries-surprise
    @n-extrafries-surprise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    38:24 I couldn’t blame Yukari, even she is tired of his crap.

  • @SuperPiposaru
    @SuperPiposaru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am in love with this videos thumbnail.

    • @bensmith5218
      @bensmith5218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SuperPiposaru are you 10 years old ? cartoon character and all that

    • @EarthPhantomTS
      @EarthPhantomTS 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sigh...do I really have to explain why the Animation Age Ghetto is utter bullshit?!

    • @flariz4824
      @flariz4824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That comment was completely uncalled for.

    • @ghostwalkergames7707
      @ghostwalkergames7707 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperPiposaru he looks like he's about to take a shit

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bensmith5218 Play Devil Survivor Overclocked if you wanna know who Pipo's profile pic is supposed to be.
      Spoiler: He's a total bro.

  • @BlackChapters
    @BlackChapters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    P3 has an easy mode?
    Well shit, I never noticed.

    • @asra-5180
      @asra-5180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BlackChapters Well i am really bad at Persona so even i used it.

    • @shounenshimapan8050
      @shounenshimapan8050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BlackChapters not immediately starting on hard or at least normal is an alien concept to me

  • @chiangkai-shrek1575
    @chiangkai-shrek1575 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Rumor has it that the remake of Persona 3 had Phil as a playtester, that's why it's so goddamn easy.

  • @SaidieTheLoli
    @SaidieTheLoli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thanks papa Dojima now I can torture myself 3 times with DSP playing Persona 3!

  • @ManyPeregrine81
    @ManyPeregrine81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Still one of the classics TIHYDP videos on TH-cam.

  • @SilverLegion121
    @SilverLegion121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    People can we agree on one thing? This game's music is AWESOME!!!!!

    • @TheTankbus
      @TheTankbus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Real shame he finds the need to sing over it. Its almost a staple of bad LPers.
      Don't have any good commentary to add? Have a little sing-song!

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shoji Meguro (the composer) is a music god.

    • @maxzilla5354
      @maxzilla5354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wrong video to say that, bud

    • @robertodasilva4801
      @robertodasilva4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EchoHelix one of my favourite soundtracks of all time

    • @benja-tp1sp
      @benja-tp1sp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This series' music is awesome, not just 3.

  • @Flutterdark_
    @Flutterdark_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    and now my little rant about phils ragequit.
    a) defending nyx avatar: yes i know the boss is long. yes i know charm is annoying but to my knowladge there are items that make you resistant to it. so just find those and try again. boom problem solved. also there are stat heal items you can probably buy the day before to be ready for any form of shit comming. granted i only beat it in p3p but still i beat the boss.
    b) the ragequit itself. phil probably forgot what his banner on youtube says. it says full game playthroughs. and yet he ragequits this, on a game the patreons paid for, because hes such a SCRUB and cant even play a game right. and because hes such a scrub hes not accepting any long jrpgs anymore. while not wanting a type of game is understandable the reason is what urks me cause its just him being a scrub. also that one post about him having "liked" p3? hahahahahahahaha if he would have he wouldnt have talked so much shit and this vid would probs not exsist.

    • @Blackan
      @Blackan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easy solution
      Get Messiah
      Get salvation the best healing spell period
      Heals and remove status effects

    • @Flutterdark_
      @Flutterdark_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blackan has been a while since i watched the clip but messiah might be ng+ exclusive and even if not there is still the possibility of your allies getting a turn before you do. but heart items exist and he went back and beat it with chat handholding him to get said heart items

    • @Blackan
      @Blackan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Flutterdark_ Messiah unlocks when you complete the judgement arcana
      Of course DSp is so under leveled too

    • @Flutterdark_
      @Flutterdark_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blackan that too. honestly forgot with messiah because it sounds like the izanagi-no-okami equivalent.

  • @ontan5430
    @ontan5430 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the kwality TIHYDP dood, really enjoyed it!

  • @superlombax1561
    @superlombax1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, I think if Phil had changed Mitsuru’s AI to like Full Assault or Converse SP, she wouldn’t use Marin Karin as much.

  • @SocraticMayhem
    @SocraticMayhem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I. Hate. His. Laugh.

  • @Pompadourius
    @Pompadourius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cringing at him spamming physical attacks against enemies who not only evade physical attacks, but also SPELL OUT at the top of the screen that they evade physical attacks every time they do so.

  • @Abysia
    @Abysia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've watched almost every TIHYDP out there but even I was astounded at DSP talking, in all seriousness, about his singing """""skills"""""

  • @sanrock08
    @sanrock08 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This was worse than Persona 4. Jeezus, I hate this guy.

    • @bensmith5218
      @bensmith5218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sanrock08 and he doesn't know who you Evan are ... unlucky

    • @ghostwalkergames7707
      @ghostwalkergames7707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ben Smith wow sick burn? I don't know what to say

    • @Unknowncontent14
      @Unknowncontent14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ben Smith was that supposed to be an insult?

    • @JoaderR
      @JoaderR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bensmith5218
      Your "comeback" is just sad.
      2 years ago, but still very sad

    • @kittyjeany
      @kittyjeany 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoaderR i saw the dude at least in 3 replies so far, insulting people who make fun of DSP. in poor grammar. so yeah, incredibly sad

  • @Josh-Hank
    @Josh-Hank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dsp's persona would be mara

    • @Unk3mptLup1ne
      @Unk3mptLup1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder how long he would do his seal laugh when he sees it. He'd honestly probably die of asphyxiation

  • @sebotrp
    @sebotrp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Legends say that at one point in time there actually was one person that found his songs funny.

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but it was his mom

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, "You're weak to fire, I'll burn your ass, you will be reduced to ash" is a pretty nice line. Surprised DSP came up with it... makes me think that he may not have and that it's stolen.

  • @scoutpraxis2630
    @scoutpraxis2630 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm loving the montage of comments juxtaposed with the end credits.

  • @ultimatebarista714
    @ultimatebarista714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:12:48 "Why is there a button to just waste a turn"
    Damn, foreshadowing at its finest, even if he can't recognize it