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- I actually tried really hard in Geoguessr
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Jack wiengiel means coal. I know because I am polish
Why do you have to make the the text for 1 milliseconds
Bro fuck you mate
"Dad Transport"
"How many dads do you think he's got in there?"
Incredible
Nat J I thought it was kids
"Dad" is the company name,we use forgein words to sound fancy.
We all know there’s 34 dads in there
The average size of a semi truck trailer is 9' x 8' x 28'. Assuming we won't be stacking dad's on top of each other the size is 9' x 28'. The average shoulder width of a man is 23.1 inches , while the average "bust depth" is 10 inches. These measurements could be off but I got they're recognized as official in anthropometry so that's what I'm using. This means that the average size of a man is 23" x 10". 12 inches in a foot so a semi is 108" x 336" the square footage of a semi is 36288 inches squared and the square footage of the average man is 230 inches squared. 36288 inches squared / 230 inches squared is 157.8 men inside a semi truck. This to say that the dad's would have to be pretty average to be transported at maximum capacity. Thanks for listening to my ted talk
Not Ben
TLDR; 157
Jack: Uploads a GeoGuessr video.
Everyone: Approves.
I literally looked at this comment a few seconds ago and it wasn't pinned and hearted, and now it is. Bravo, DoritosKing!
yes
Ah a man of quality
roko gucic good English 👏🏼
I don’t but fair point
Jack if you need some help in Geoguessr hit me up.
I love it so much and have some fun challenges we can try
You know where to find me
Fucking Wilbur soot watched Jack
*aight Mr soot Ima head out* miss u milo
Get Wilbur verified 2K20
This is one of his 7 comments ever on this channel
Hello wilbur
Psst what's the next upload Wilbur I won't tell the oters....
When you see a town name crossed out in Europe, it means you are leaving the town.
@tom lewis no that is what it means
Tysm I am also so not familiar with that sign..
It’s kind of weird that jack is from England but he doesn’t know what that sign means
I’m also from 🇧🇪
Guess what that flag is
@@demonplays445 Belgium?
@@Alfie-Savage yup you right
The dialogues of the birds at the first location in case you missed them:
-Can you see that fish from here Johnny?
-Bloody lovely little fish Sally.
-Shall we go get it Johnny?
-Nah there's some weird guy looking at us, Sally.
He changes position
-I've got my eye on the suspect Sally.
He zooms out and goes away
-Yeah you better run mate.
He looks back at the birds
-We told you to get lost mate.
He also looks at other pair of birds later, here's their dialogue:
-Ayup Carol big Johnny said there's some man around.
-Is that him there David?
-Stay still he might not see us.
Sorry if there's any other one, I just want to watch the video at this point instead of trying to freeze at the text.
Those green signs "Olsztyn 20" means that "Olsztyn" is 20 km away from this point. When green sign with name of a village is crossed that means, you are leaving the area of this village and if there's a city crossed below that, it means that there are no building forwards, also stork's nests are typical in view in villages like this one. It was super funny to see you reading name of Polish cities haha, great video!
My favorite was when he tried to look for "węgiel" on the map
@@aKuBiKu what does it mean?
“Miles” lol
@@uwuaxolotluwu3626 Carbon
@@aKuBiKu coal
I saw the storks and the Jesus statue and I was like “Yup that’s Poland”
Same
Z Ahaha I saw the storks and I immediately thought of Poland.
Ja tez xD Same
Same
You mean the Holocaust landing
Jack: Jack tries to pronounce Tecate and Tijuana
Mexican: que?
Same with the polish namea
my first and only language is english and even i was cringing at his pronounciation
Mispronunciations make my day.
I dunno, I think it adds to his charm.
@@ThePhonyAccount it does!
3:13 jack is literally looking for coal on the map.............. - polish boy
Tak
@@wojtek24msz on jest idiotom, mam racje*
Jack: look at those Gucci slides
Adidas slides: are we a joke to you
Turtles
"this looks like its not modern"
"reminds me of Croatia"
Shall i be offended or honored?
Ikr
My brother visited Croatia said it was beautiful so I reckon honoured
yes Croatia is shit
Im from Croatia and its cool
Just so there ain't any misconceptions i am from Croatia
7:20 “chapel of st george is the only thing i can read here” *proceeds to read sign*
The English parts, yes
“Is this Amish?”
Me from Poland, knowing how religious we are, knowing immediately this is Poland: ...no
I just saw the big nest and automatically assumed it’s Poland lmao
Same
Same
@Katie West no
Danny C. Amish people aren’t anything close to jewish...
Where the fuck do you get your information from haha
They’re Jesus people
jack: "i tried hard in geoguesser"
also jack: spends 20 minuters looking for "coal" on google maps
@@wojtek24msz moze dlatego ze masz klawiature z chinskiego sklepu XD
@@wojtek24msz pozony polak
@@wojtek24msz poslk pia pwuy dianeska?
(I tried my best)
@@wojtek24msz I tried to speak polish but I clearly failed miserably.
Próbujcie dalej
the "węgiel" sign you were trying to read (in Poland) ... it was advertising coal
Ahahah
I'm Polish, when I saw the nest I immedietaly thought "It must be Poland"
I actually thought for a moment its hungarian, and then i saw the houses, and i was like "nah, its too great looking"
Tez
@@gergelycsecs5611 lol
oh yeah lol
i only realized after the amish thing but im polish too.
Me: *sees storks nest* It must be Poland
Jack: *sees storks nest* "HOW DOES THIS EVEN EXIST"
Lollililol 09 Omg that’s exactly what I thought !!! That it had to be Poland !!!!
Same xD
There are a ton of nestled storks in the Netherlands though
@@EnchantedMantis maybe, I've never been there 😅☹️ But not only the nest, but also the look of the landascape gave it away, like I knew it must be Poland 😅
There are hella lot of stork nests in rural areas in Estonia too
Jack: looks for "węgiel" on the map
Me: *laughs in polish*
What does it mean?
@@onglandent3864 coal
I shouldve thought of this
Same
I’m not polish but I’m belgian and when foreigners get something wrong I laugh so much
Jack: sees Kolyma and Chukotka names
Also Jack: That's Moscow
"What's for sale?"
"MARK IS FOR SALE"
That sounds like a buy to me
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Kai said:
Can you see that fish from here Jonny
Bloody lovely fish sally
Shall we go get it Jonny
Nah there’s some wiZird guy looking at us sally
I’ve got my eye on you
Yeah you’d better run mate
When jack looked back it says:
We told you to get lost mate
The second birds nest says: he’s chasing us sally
The third one says:
Ayup carrol big Jonny said there’s some man around
Is that him there David
Stay still he might not see us
Right at the end not related to any birds he says:
It’s 6:30am
Emma Kippax you are a legend
Thank you for your donation to the understanding Kai fund
How did u even read it
Wetnapkin 28 I put it in 0.25x speed and pressed the pause and play button repeatedly.... I have far to much time on my hands
Kia
jack: theres a mural of jesus so that must be a church--
me: nah, man, its just a Catholic house
Ever think that maybe it was the home of the catholic person... shocking I know.
“Deep southern America”
How to tell you’re in the south:
Suburban: shit ton of trees and kudzu (that moss vine stuff) everywhere
Farm/country: fences, fences, and fences. Also a lot of horses
Also we have lakes and rivers and streams galore so if you don’t see 1-2 in your immediate looking, ya ain’t in the south.
Jack: **Sees Tejuana**
Also Jack: "Tej-uana."
Me: Te-huana.
😂😂the “j” makes an “h” sound in Spanish and every time he says Tijuana has me rolling
It's pronounced tea-h-wanna
Jack's clearly never been to Tijuana Flats
I’m not Spanish or from another Spanish speaking country. My native language is not in the same ‘family’ as Spanish. I’ve never taken Spanish... I laughed at the way he pronounced it
LOL i used to live in San Diego and knew how to pronounce that when i was like 6
I only know how to pronounce it because of survivor s7 o.o
Ngl, kinda died when he started to look for "węgiel" on the map.
Sammmmeee (am polish
@@zakriddiford155 węgiel means "coal"
aKuBiKu Me too 😂
Xdd
roksana węgiel? :P Jesc winner 2018
Jack: How many dads has he got in there?
Everyone: i-
XenomSs mine, I thought he went to the store
As a Japanese the way he read "Shibuya Asahi Bldg" was hilarious I'm laughing rn
Especially since Bldg is just shorthand for building.
The bird nests situation is a very common and well encouraged moment in Poland. Those are White Storks and they are quite a popular sight in rural areas. They are first and foremost protected by IUCN as a species of least concern since technological changes in agriculture at some point in XX century almost completely stopped storks from nesting in quite a few European countries and Poles are pretty proud of their high nesting numbers. Poland thanks to reach soil and big rural areas is believed to be a paradise for the species and it is believed that every fourth stork comes from Polish nests. As seen on the video thanks to it being rural area, stork nests on any higher spot like those power line poles are a common sight. Stork albeit not mating for life are monogamous and return to the same nests for several years as they each year migrate between Europe and Africa.
Jack trying to find 'węgiel' on the map was incredibly entertaining :D
Alright I’m not trying to be smart right here but: yes, it is normal. They are called storks. If a sign is crossed out it means that you are LEAVING the city. I’ll keep this updated.
i know , i was shocked the english didnt know that xD
Both the nest and sings are pretty normal in the countrys I've traveled to in Europe.
Honestly suprised Jack didn't know about them.
storks moment
when i play geoguessr its weird coz if it is england they usually dont have signs to indicate cities which is weird coz here in eastern europe we have signs all over
Fanni Latos I’m from England and I knew it was to leave a place
There’s a city in Africa called East London, that is absolutely class.
Fake Person South Africa to be real
And Berlin
It's called colonialism.
Jack: *Sees birds.*
Kai: "Aight, time for millisecond long text."
By the way, this sign "$" does not always mean dollar, in mexico that sign represents the peso.
Us polish people be like: haha takes a while for him to look for coal (wegel)
6:15 I am convinced jack knows Russian! That litterly means Bank!
It’s because it looks almost exactly like bank
Anyone could’ve guessed
@@pleasantlyscented3392 its a fucking joke
@@pleasantlyscented3392 it was a joke😂
Yes
I get that
That’s the point of my comment
Jack: i tried really hard in geo guessr
Also jack: *gets 0 points*
“WHERES THE FUNNY THING”
“I don’t like it when I can’t find a funny thing”
Both said by Jack 2020
he did say that yes, you listened well
When you been to Poland once and thought "Na there`s probably more than one place than this arbitrary village you visited when you were there", yeah it was exactly that village
John and Sally the seagulls were great! Always so hard to read the text, but so worth the effort lol
I posted a comment with the birds conversation
1:38
Go into 0.25 speed and you will see a text saying "ayup carol big Johnny said there's some man around
Nik Joh how th did you find that
Then its "is that him there david?"
@@meepter1542 check my comment, I just posted the whole dialogue lmao i have no life
@@Willb884 “stay still he might not see us”
*Jack* - **sees the ocean**
*Also Jack* - Yep thats the Moscow canal!
0:32 I love how jacks on about the nest and I am just focused on the power line that’s been split and in midair
Pros just a camera error
1:05
him: What u using plastic bags for, mate, the world's ending
**foreshadowing intensifies**
R u from the future?!
Jack looking at the floating waterspout and not seeing it is the most jack thing ever
“Dad transport” am I the only one that burst out in laughter lol
“How many dads do you think he’s got in there” 🤣
why did you edit ur comment to say something completely different lmfaoo
Oiingo idek lol
I’ve been to Poland but I never saw one of those big bird nests so idk
It is normally in a village in Poland
I am polish lol
They're usually in the summer
Their usually in the country side not in the city
I live in The Netherlands and I can name two storks nests pretty close to me
Jack: Geoguessr
Everyone: YES!
1:38 “ayup carol big johnny said there’s some man around”
TheGoldenNuggetYT in what speed
followed by "is it that guy over there david" "if we dont move he might not see us" (doing this from memory lmao)
@@aleca1964 also in 1:29 it says something about Sally
@@ValzainLumivix it sais he’s chasing us sally
Lol I live really close to Tijuana, and his pronunciation hurts my soul. “Tea-uh-wanna” if you’re curious.
Golden Walrus San Diego?
Jack: posts new geogesser vid
TH-cam: a thousand views in ten minutes
Jack: posts any other vid.....................intense pause.....................
TH-cam: bruh...
Jack: “that word sounds like Mexico... itS meXiCo!” 😀😅
KMZ- Switch I think it was saying mexi-Cali like the border of Cali and mexico
Edit:Said that before I saw the location
I can't believe you've never heard of Shibuya, the scramble crossing is world famous.
It is... 👀 didn’t know
Ikr!!
My friend lived in South Africa and had a swim school called rubba duckie
Those road signs in the first areas (with the nests) mean "end of" and the cityscape one apparently means "end of built up area", since that's a thing we need to have a sign for.
No-one:
Jack:"There's a lot of black people"
Also jack:Goes to africa
that is rasist
@Magst3r You are dumb
@Magst3r Its spelled "racist"
How to change acount
Magst3r I really hope this is a joke
2:56 that sign mean that you're on your way out of the city, wich in this case its Podlesna
Isn't it supposed to be Podleśna.
oliwia michalska the thing on top of the S is not needed
@@iinotpxnda what do you mean it's not needed? I mean a native will most likely understand the word without it but it's not like it makes no difference
@@iinotpxnda it actually is
@Panda Mario Official Accents for letters are really important XD Spanish, French name basically any common language excluding English and letter accents are important.
I applogize if I got the name wrong, I don't know the actual name for "letter accents"
"How many dads do u think he has got in there"
Im dying 💀💀
1:41 “Can we read that?”
“No,”
*Jack reading Polish words*
Me: *Laughs in Polish*
Jack: Plays a geo guesser about it being funny.
Also jack: Tries really hard to play the funny game.
*I’m beginning to see a pattern that I don’t like*
Hello jack I’m from Poland but currently living in the uk the weird bird nests are a classic in Poland the birds find it a perfect place to build their nests also the wengiel thing you were talking about was actually the polish word for coal so u could stop laughing when you were looking for it 😂😂 p.s loving the content
8:34 there is a rabbit staring at the camera lul
Since I'm from Poland this is the most fun I've ever had in geoguesser vids. Listen to Jack trying to read all of the polish signs is more funnier than I thought it would be XD
As someone who is from Poland, I saw the ungodly amount of storks and Jesus statues and I knew instantly lol. Also seeing Jack hopelessly search for 'coal' was incredibly entertaining.
R.I.P Rubber Duckies
2020 - 2020
"Insert quote here"
My first thoughts were "this place is similar, is that Poland?" And it was Poland. And I love when people try to pronounce polish words
OML 3:50 IS MY GRANDAD- he cycles to a bus stop every morning to get to work and I think you just legit spotted him. I’m not joking like TF
I'm not Polish, but I went there on holiday one time, also admiring the giant birdsnests. So I sad 'Polen!" (that's Poland in Dutch) right away at the start of this video where it shows the nest. It felt so good to be right!
Those birds are called storks, really pretty and big. Their nests are always that big
The species is white stork
"Don't come on Tecate"
Well
The First location I just knew it was poland 😂😂😂 The buildings and and birds gave it away
"Olstyne" really hurt and wegiel isnt a city Loll 😂
I love it when you take your time and try to do as good as you can since you seem so pleased with yourself. But hell I'd watch you play ball with Kong and Flossy for an hour as long as you had running commentary, so..
"Can you see that fish from here Johnny?"
"Bloody lovely little fish Sally"
"Shall we go get it Johnny?"
"Nah there's some wezird guy looking at us, Sally"
"I've got my eye on the suspect, Sally"
"Yeah you better run mate"
"We told you to get lost mate"
"He's chasing us Sally"
"is that him there David"
"stay still he might not see us"
Full transcript, including spelling mistakes, of what the birds said at the start of the round, for those that can't be asked to pause every time the text quickly flashes on screen.
Yesterday, this guy won a Guinness world record.
He got green screened with the room he’s in as the background for some of the clips
Jack: how is that thing on top of a lamp post
Me: that’s definitely Poland
( by the way I know this because my parents come from Poland so we visit a lot)
2:56 If there's crossed sign like this that means that this village ended here (idk how to explain this lol)
Also this place that you're talking about at 5:03, this with jesus statue is not a church, in small villages in poland people sometimes have things such as this and I think that maybe in older times people used to pray there when there was no churches nearby.
A name of a city being crossed out will mostly have a town crossed out under it - it means that your leaving the area of that town/city.
If there's a town crossed out it basically means that there won't be any buildings any further until you get to the next town...
- I'm Polish :D
GeoGuessr: exists
Jack: It's free real estate.
It really is free real estate if you think about it. Wow. Like given
I'm polish and I was just rolling on the floor laughing when you said the city names...
Hopefully dad transport brings my dad back
That’s a funny joke
3:33 theese are actually storks nest . Its really common to see theese especially in the late spring at the high voltage lines
2:57 it means the town is ending. And the birds are common in Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland and a lot of other countries. In Estonia, we call them "Toonekurg" I have no idea what they are in English.
Please do more these are so hilarious
The first map was very close to my grandma's house, and yes the birds are very common both my grandmas have birds nest by their houses. Almost every house has a birds nest.A few years ago the birds gave birth.(I'm from Poland)
Bruh it’s so amusing how he says “ Tijuana and Tecate”
Hey I am the guy that made this map thanks for playing :)
Regarding Funny/Interesting things: In round 3 the rabbit is supposed to be the interesting thing. In round 4 the pictures got renewed by Google in the meantime so you couldn't see it. There was a woman smoking in front of the "no smoking" sign. I removed the location from the map so it won't show again.
1:38 Text says: "ayup carol big johnny said theres some man around"
"is that him there david?"
"Stay still he might not see us"
5:39
*me reading what it says on the signs* (I can speak russian)
Me: RUSSIA
People when early on videos:
*yOuTuBe Is DrUnK*
ThunderStorm14 I was first to reply to you!!!!
@@youtubelife921 and?
I might be American but the fact that he couldn’t pronounce Tijuana hurt
I like his amazement with stork nests. Btw middle Croatia has many stork nests but names not even close to that
those bird nests for storks here in lithuanian villages are 100% normal, infact, it's kind of a tradition. you have to make a stork nest for good luck or something. the stork is also the national animal of lithuania (and if you're not good with geography, lithuania is poland's neighbour to the north)
9:28 so sad
Hi jack im early I love the geoguessr vids never stop them,
Jack: every person i have sean has ben black, soo that can lead us to Africa
the comment section: talks about poland
woah it's almost like most people in africa are black
0:35 it’s saying ’can you see that fish from here johnny?
0:36 ‘bioody lovely little fish’
0:36 shall we go get it johnny?
You’re welcome (i won’t say the other ones because it’s hard but you get it)
As soon as I saw the storks and the houses I knew it was Poland like almost every village looks the same and I have been to that place also seeing Jack trying to find bagged coal on the map got me laughting