@@coleozaeta6344actually Qin is not that common. Chin is usually the Hokkien/Taiwanese pronunciation of Chen. Most overseas Chinese named Chin will be Chen in Mandarin.
I think i was like 10 the last time i watched any of the movies, I found out he was also Dr Evil during goldmember, and only today have i realized he was also Fat bastard and Goldmember....
First time I heard "I didn't have any corn", I laughed so fucking hard for 15 minutes straight that I rendered a pair of underpants completely unwearable. WORTH EVERY MINUTE.
"FIRST THINGS FIRST!" The first time I saw this, it was in a stack of movies my sister rented for me to watch while I was in recovery from a surgery. I kept rewinding that scene over and over, laughing harder and harder...and I busted the stitches out and started to bleed. When I was in the ER telling them what happened, the doctor said he was going to have to go out and rent that flick that night...he needed a laugh =)) I'm sure he laughed that much harder when that scene came on and he remembered restitching me from almost dying laughing from it (literally! lol!!)
Classic cycle of addiction, man. Replace "eat" with "drink" and you have me. Your addiction makes you miserable, so you do it more to try to feel better, and you do for a little bit, but eventually you need more to feel better again. Rinse and repeat.
This man sounds like cat in the hat, shrek, and a drunk (scottishman) simultaneously Edit: I’m aware now that all characters are played by mike Myers after several hundred people have told me
My sister told us that when she took my then 4 year old nephew (he’s 21 now)into a crowded ladies room to use the restroom, after he was done he shouted out this same line from inside the stall. My sister said she was mortified 🤣🤣🤣
insane that mike myers was the protagonist, main antagonist, and supporting character/comic relief in the same movie, and he did that twice. along with being goldmember.
I watched these my entire childhood repeatedly and didn't know Mike Myers playing anyone except Austin Powers until I was an adult. It is my biggest shame to this day.
Years ago I worked security for Citi Bank, and we had some bank officers in from South America. They came in one day speaking Spanish amongst themselves and one said something about Fat Bastard. (They spoke fluent english, but were chatting in their own language.) Without missing a beat I quipped "GET IN MAAH BELLY", pointing to my own stomach as FB did in the movie. The three of them instantly cracked up and nearly fell down in the floor! Priceless!
4:55 I'd like to think the actress who played Frau couldn't hold her laugh in when Mike Myers said that line and they just kept her reaction in the final cut
I watched this over and over and over again my entire childhood. I knew every single word. So many things took me so long to understand. Like when Frau says to Dr. Evil "I'm LAAAAATE..." I was so confused for so long 😂
"You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking on each floor, and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap". Gets me every time.
" you know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you ask what are they cooking?? That plus crap" 😂
"I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle." You know, for all the shit he does in this ridiculous movie, that's a really grounded and human line
"I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey." Really hard to deal with that image once you've seen Shrek.
Explains why we havnt got a sequel in a while.
SnappyK9 yes XD
"Ah christ i'm getting all emotional"
SnappyK9 he sounds a lot like shrek.
Because that is shrek 😂
"I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!" LOL
Matthew Lake Ooooah mah tettays
Matthew Lake Lol
Deed not dead the Scottish way👅
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!!!!!!!!
Not in the case of maddies parents mate
"More chins than a Chinese phone book" is still the most legendary insult known to man
Surprisingly, it’s probably Qin.
@@coleozaeta6344actually Qin is not that common. Chin is usually the Hokkien/Taiwanese pronunciation of Chen. Most overseas Chinese named Chin will be Chen in Mandarin.
😭
@@coleozaeta6344
@@stephenbachmann1171 Chin is Hakka / Cantonese. Teochew Hokkien version of Chen is Tan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Shui-bian
It's amazing how Mike Myers quadruple acted Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and Gold member!
I think i was like 10 the last time i watched any of the movies, I found out he was also Dr Evil during goldmember, and only today have i realized he was also Fat bastard and Goldmember....
I think it's amazing that anyone sat and watched that puerile shite...........
Fajer can you hear me
@@christopherdean1326 I think it's amazing that you have so little of a life you shit post on a compilation of a movie you don't even like
Yesh yesh yesh
Starring Mike Myers
Featuring Mike Myers
Mike Myers: Mike Myers
Mike Myers be like: Mike Myers
Special thanks to: Mike Myers, Mike Myers, And Mike Myers
With special guest: Shrek*
*played by Mike Myers
Dre Wolfshire Mike Myers as Mike Myers
Mike Myers is Fat Bastard
Written by Mike Myers
Directed by Fat Bastard.... Played by Mike Myers
3times asshole. cant believe this prick was the best payed actor on the planet.
Michael Myers made Shrek's voice and Fat Bastard's voice so similar it's hard to tell them apart.
Because they’re both Scottish
It’s Mike Myers, not Michael Myers the horror icon
@@maceinmyeyes6915 wouldn’t his full name be Michael myers tho?
@@Mikescool444 Im afraid not.
@@Mikescool444 NOPE. HARD nope.
I can’t believe my dad let me watch this when I was like 5
I feel more thankful that my parents showed me this movie it’s still funny as hell
He's a good father
Concrete Mixer I mean, I wouldn’t say he’s a good father since he’s an alcoholic but this is the better things that he has done
Fr I think every dad does this
Glad I wasn't the only one, haven't seen these in years.
"I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain, GET IN MAH BELLEH!"
Im rich and im dead sexy
@@abowlofguacamole8558 I wasn't talking about me, I meant fat bastard quote.
@@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912 ok thanks but try using the quotation marks next time
Lol 😂😂
You’re lucky wee man.
🎶I want baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS🎶
2:00 "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs... Chili's baby back ribs." 20 something years later, still cracks me up.
Excuse me ☝️
Havent we been through this already? Lol
Barbecue sauce
I still quote that line whenever I’m in the mood for barbecue.
That is my favorite clip it's funny
This is one of the funniest movie villains
People would be outraged if they stereotyped a non white minority like this. At least Scottish people have a sense of humor amidst all this PC shit
shrek I I'm your father no no that's not true that's impossible imagine if he says that 😂hh
@@european-one It's just that the Scotts are too cheap not laugh after paying to see a comedy.
@@johndowns3839 I see what you did there
Lol
european-one - You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?
More chins than a chinese phone book cracked me up
bt7274 fan Yeah. And to think how many SJWs that mustve offended
Like your profile pic
@@justinratcliffe947 I never got that joke until I saw you write it down 🤔
Justin Ratcliffe No one cared
More chins than chinatown (Weird Al)
“I’ve not seen my willeh in two years which is long enough to declair it legally deed” that quote is legendary!
That hits a little too close to home for me...😒
I just about died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact he’s Scottish just makes this way better.
The fact that he's not even Scottish
@@Kdxadele Obviously he's talking about the character. And yes, he is Scottish
The fact that it's Shrek makes it better
The fact that he's the same actor who plays Austin Powers and Dr evil makes it so much better
@@Tylanjamison96 you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Shrek's long lost brother
Shreks mom banged a human.
Shrek’s Dad
If Shrek was a human
This is what shrek should've looked like after the potion I'm shrek 2
they do sound alike.
*This is definitely shrek!!!!!!*
They’re both Mike myers
@@mikwinner_beats ikr same thing :0
@@mikwinner_beats yo shady sorry that eminem stole your music 😔😔
@@GrimmestOfReapers ye the only reason I couldn’t stand up is because both my legs were amputated. That cheeky fuck Marshall will always be hated
Ya he is
“I haven’t seen my willy in 2 years, which long enough legally pronounce it dead.”
I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLAY
They actually used "I'm bigger than you" in a Shrek video game!
*Belleh
I GOT AH CRAHP ON DECK THAT COULD CHOKE A DONKEH
Lmao I lose it every time how he stands face to face with the captain and doesn't even wait for him to leave to start running his mouth about him.😂😂😂😂
"Mr English Colonel"...lol
"I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm in happy because I eat"
That hit me where it hurts.
RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!!!!
Stefan Gangoso XD my dad says that last line all the time when he gets hurt
Stefan Gangoso that’s my life in a nutshell
That’s not the quote at all, it’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy bc I eat.
Instinct Micah that’s not it at all!
It’s
“I eat because I’m unhappy, And I’m unhappy because I eat”
@@hac2787 I'm sure it was a typo
"Oh, that could gag a maggot!"
It smells like hot, sick...ass
Best one
Joshtackuler 2 hot sweaty woman after running smell good
@@jashtacular on a carcass
I love the face he makes after saying, "It smells like carrots and throw up!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
" I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CORNNN " xDD
Phantom corn strikes again! D:>
Dilandau Albatou "I've had bigger chunks of corn in ma CRAAP!" 😂
That's like when you blow chunks and think I never ate any diced carrot
BLU Spy The human body can turn anything put in it into shit. Except corn. Corn is indestructible.
Smells like carrots and throw up
The part that gets me laughing is where he says “First things first where’s your shiter I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
Apex 3577 that’s a horrible image
That is a cringe worthy thought... It's going to haunt my nightmares
@@kurookami4724 💩💩🤣🤣
I found out that that's not the best thing to yell when you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time.
Im not kidding, I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey.
First time I heard "I didn't have any corn", I laughed so fucking hard for 15 minutes straight that I rendered a pair of underpants completely unwearable. WORTH EVERY MINUTE.
Was there any corn
"FIRST THINGS FIRST!"
The first time I saw this, it was in a stack of movies my sister rented for me to watch while I was in recovery from a surgery. I kept rewinding that scene over and over, laughing harder and harder...and I busted the stitches out and started to bleed. When I was in the ER telling them what happened, the doctor said he was going to have to go out and rent that flick that night...he needed a laugh =)) I'm sure he laughed that much harder when that scene came on and he remembered restitching me from almost dying laughing from it (literally! lol!!)
VideoSaySo that's funny
"what a story, Mark"
Lol. Incredible
This is probably the best thing I’ve read this year. That is a story for the ages 😂
Well this brings a hole new meaning to dieing of laughter
3:50 and a legend was born.
GET IN MAH BELLEH
GET IN MAH BELLEH
GET IN MAH BELLEH
He is a lucky wee man
@@NewSoupWiiHii dftg
"I ate a baby!!!oh aye!" And "You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!" Was hilarious.
"AH ET A BEBEH"
Oh I baby the other other white meat baby it's what's for dinner
A IT A BEBEI
BEBEI ES WUTS 4 DIENR
BEYBEY! THE OTHER-OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!
YOU EAT BABIES!!!
“I eat because I’m unhappy....I’m unhappy because I eat...”
God that is me
SilentPotatoLv8 lmao sad but beats a drug habit so props to u man
Classic cycle of addiction, man. Replace "eat" with "drink" and you have me. Your addiction makes you miserable, so you do it more to try to feel better, and you do for a little bit, but eventually you need more to feel better again. Rinse and repeat.
I hear that
@@toxicpickle5339 Say what you will, but drugs are great for weight loss
@@rowanmelton7643 Depends on the drug
20 years later and I still find this hilarious and still love the Austin Powers movies to this day
Same !
Try picturing Shrek saying all this instead.
Ellanor: I've got bigger titties than you do!
Johnny Wadd
Mine are pretty small :(
Ellanor I've not seen my Willie in two years which is long enough to declare it legally dead!
Shrek: Wheres your shitter, i got a turtlehead pokin out
*Shrek:* _"I'm not kidding. I got a crap on deck that could choke Donkey"_
This man sounds like cat in the hat, shrek, and a drunk (scottishman) simultaneously Edit: I’m aware now that all characters are played by mike Myers after several hundred people have told me
Scottish*
SCOTTISH AND YOU BEST NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE A SCOT GETS YOU
Same guy that voices Shrek
Marshall Bowdrie and the same guy that voices cat in the hat
i-800-SURANCER6 He is!
"What the- I didn't have any corn!"
This line was my favorite
My sister told us that when she took my then 4 year old nephew (he’s 21 now)into a crowded ladies room to use the restroom, after he was done he shouted out this same line from inside the stall. My sister said she was mortified 🤣🤣🤣
Meyers best Scottish work was actually in “So I married an Axe Murderer”
Happy Hertzair agreed
"Head...Paper...Now!!!!"
HEED, YOUR HEAD IS MASSIVE! IT'S LIKE THA MOON!
"Welcome to the Scottish Store, where if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!"
He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his gargantuan pillow. His heed is a regular Sputnik it has its own weather system.
basically shrek if he was human
It's just pure essence of Mike Myers no matter his role. I love it, lol
@@JamesTheManiac *REVERSE AND THROTTLE AND REVERSE AND... SCENE*
If not better
@@M4sterchef3907 AYE WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!!!
Need to make an adult version of shrek where he says funny shit like this 😂
insane that mike myers was the protagonist, main antagonist, and supporting character/comic relief in the same movie, and he did that twice. along with being goldmember.
"He's tiny! I've got bigger corn in my crap!" 😂😂
*C'MERE IM GONNA EAT YA*
Funny as h3ll
COME EER IM GONNA EAT YAA!
my dad always mimics him and shouts *"I ATE A BABY!!"* best. dad. ever.
my dad would say *GET IN MA BELLY* when at the dinner table
@@joaquinesqueda6651 oh my god XD
@@bluebunanimates6590 he was Scottish to so it made it even more funnier
Joaquin Esqueda oh my god! That's priceless!
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs
I've missed one of my personal favorite Fat Bastard quotes: "I've been going on a diet but now my neck looks like a va-gi-na..."
Y E S
I watched these my entire childhood repeatedly and didn't know Mike Myers playing anyone except Austin Powers until I was an adult. It is my biggest shame to this day.
Wow, that's... that's something.
Same, I asked my mother who played Dr Evil
I knew he acted as Fat bastard and Austin Powers, no idea he was Goldmember and Dr evil.
It took me till the third movie
Years ago I worked security for Citi Bank, and we had some bank officers in from South America. They came in one day speaking Spanish amongst themselves and one said something about Fat Bastard. (They spoke fluent english, but were chatting in their own language.)
Without missing a beat I quipped
"GET IN MAAH BELLY", pointing to my own stomach as FB did in the movie.
The three of them instantly cracked up and nearly fell down in the floor!
Priceless!
Lol
yeah that never happened.
@@sandygrungerson1177your birth should never have have happened
@@iamthepootisman1 yet here i am, here i will remain. LOL.
4:55
I'd like to think the actress who played Frau couldn't hold her laugh in when Mike Myers said that line and they just kept her reaction in the final cut
I'VE NOT SEEN MY WILLY IN 2 YEARS WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO DECLARE LEGALLY DEAD!
I still love that line. Which stills makes me laugh!!!!
Honestly probably the best line he says. Right next to "I ATE A BABY!"
@@michaellennerman7844 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs
Atleast he believes he's sexy
I can relate a bit
Look at my sexy bodeh
he is tho, wat are u fuckin blind
Jason Voorhees he is he’s dead sexy!
Jason Voorhees fuck you mean he is
I watched this over and over and over again my entire childhood. I knew every single word. So many things took me so long to understand. Like when Frau says to Dr. Evil "I'm LAAAAATE..." I was so confused for so long 😂
So, I was like "let's watch a short youtube video while I'm eating".
😂😂😂 poor you
LOL same
I wish I could have some of that fat and put it to some good use.
xxlCortez me too, I also choked on my rice xD
lols
"OHH, YOU GAVE ME A NURPLE!!"
Aaaaaaaaah my titties!!!
+Bacon dog jr. look at mah sexy bodeh!
harry lonsdale I ate a baby!
Skrub Hater chilllyy baby back ribs!
“That would gag a maggot….” Priceless.
0:48 I love how that asian chick is happy at first and then goes like :O.
@Stranger LOL! I've seen all of the Austin Powers movies many times, and I've never noticed that before :)
*Farts* "Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? It's magic."
I remember watching this when I was a wee boy.. and if I can recall fat bastard wasn't a bad guy. I actually loved his character development.
i haven't seen my willy in two years. Thats long enough to declare it legally dead. Man, i'm dying here....
“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs”
Excuse me.
@@jakerkazamgamingchannel2507 Chili's baby back ribs
I remember those commercials lol
Yo caboose
@@MrRedforman1 Barcue Sauce!
0:21 After eating Shepherds Pie
What the? I didin't have any corn?
Waht da I didn't have any corn?
"You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking on each floor, and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap". Gets me every time.
It's HILARIOUS that in my lifetime I've had certain situations and in those situations I've used basically every single one of these lines
You forgot his line after winning the Sumo wrestling match: "Are we done here? I gotta take a crap."
Then it would be 26 great quotes
I remember when this movie first came out. Everybody at my middle school made fat bastard references lol
Yeah lol great times
Especially: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!
3:50 one of the most famous quotes was born
Me after getting high and open a icebox
“I didn’t have any corn!” Is still the best 😂
I miss when Mike Meyers was king of the world
"I eat because im unhappy, and im unhappy because I eat" damn thats deep
that quote is honestly pretty sad... took a hard turn from the rest of the quotes
Sadly that's true irl
A lot of overweight people claim it
That has to hit you in the heart
2:26 Austin Powers when your parents enter the room
And your parents would cackle
0:27 was just a constant flow of greatness
“RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!” That gets me every time! 😂😂😂
“I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN” pops up in my head from time to time 😭
If Garfield, shrek, and a drunk brit met.
"Sorry I farted."
i did to
*Mine sounds like a kitten.*
+Mony Nhem *Butt when I'm angry it causes the tectonic plates to rub together. Which causes a 5.0 magnitude.*
+Mony Nhem *Then you'll know who's Fault it is.*
I farted now somewhere in the world a kitten will die because of it
Oh my!! This is funnier than robot chicken.😂
Okay then, Shrek.
malcolms memery ik
Seribro Sorrens DONKEE
The actor also does doctor evil and Austin powers
α ρєяѕσи. I know*
@malcolms memery
Justin powers
Dr Danielle powers
Mike Ellis
Luis Luciano
I got a crap on deck that can chock a donkey ROLF
who's rolf?
Elijah Thomas
R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing
Rofl
Cmder Fox So why not just say that?
6 years later his friend ended up being a Donkey lmaol
D J's Channel choke*
I gotta say, Fat Bastard is one of the best Austin Powers Henchmen ever!! He’s definitely my favorite!! 😂😂
2:15 "you know what my favorite Hellen Hunt movie is? Twister!"
2:18 he riped his pingas
AHHHHHHHHH
2:02 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs !!
Chliiii baby back ribs
you sound like g w bush ! or the queen! (-: Geddit???? LOL
Renard chillyyyyy baby back ribs.
And take your Chillys to go baby go baby go baby go.
Excuse me.
Me and my brother, both adults approaching 40, still quote baby back ribs to each other, having nearly died laughing watching the movies in our teens.
"I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap"
best quote
“I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book!”
My god I can’t stop laughing send help
“I didn’t have any corn” gets me every time🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I love the little faces he makes after every remark.
I never actually noticed the small amounts of droll while he’s talking. It’s disturbing but it makes me love this character even more.
0:53 - 1:02 that transition was executed to perfection👌🏼
One of the best Actors of all time. Mike Myers is love, Mike Myers is life.
you know what my favorite helen hunt moive is... TWISTER
Lol
“More chins then a Chinese phone book” that just sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" you know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you ask what are they cooking?? That plus crap" 😂
“You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?”
*Twister*
Yet another classic that could never be 'allowed' to be made today
Screw PC bullshit. Let's make it anyways.
@@MasterChiefSpartan117amen brother!
"more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
"Even stink would say that stinks!"
"I haven't seen my willy in 2 years" is my favorite
3:58 “GET THE BABY!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GET DA BABY
"AHH, RIGHT IN THE MOMMY-DADDY BUTTON." That gets me every time LMAO
As a German this is one of the very first American movies I saw when I moved here, man oh man did Fat Bastard make me laugh 😂
GET IN MA BELLEH!!
When he said “Chillieeeeee baby back ribs”.... I felt that
"i got more chins than a chinese phone book" This one had me dying! As a kid i never understood it but now it is just hillarious!
He missed an oldy but goody: "That's enough to drive a dog off of a gut wagon".
"I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle."
You know, for all the shit he does in this ridiculous movie, that's a really grounded and human line
It really is
3:18 _meh beh_ 🤭
That's what lance tirthyeager says when he played sml shrek
Well listen up Sonny Jim.
AH ET A BEHBEY!
OH, AYE, BEHBEY! THE OTHER, OTHER WAIHT MET!
BEHBEY, IT'S WATS FER DINNAH!