That line fits today so well..i use it often with how impatient and expecting instant reactions everyone is...If I'm not there in 5min, just wait longer.
Seeing as he let the elevator doors close on it, smashed it against a lamppost, threw it, kicked it, lol. Love how the guy doesn't even check what it is.
Left out the best one, where the lady cop Eirnhorn says with evil grin on her face "would you like me to make your life a living hell?" and Ace Ventura replies "I'm not ready for a relationship but thank you" XD
@@nuke2625 no one credits the gun pointing... barely grazes his eye brows... which makes the audience feel his brush with death lol the living looney toon.... protect this man
How long had that dead dude been sitting there, dead like that? A day? A week? A month...noooo...he couldn't have been sitting there an entire year... could he?!? Apparently, he died doing what he loved to do-Listening to Cannibal Corpse!!!
The fact that this video has 25 and the comments are everyone saying "how could you not have this one in the video" tells you how iconic these two movies are.
"Excuse me! I'd like to 'ass' you a few questions!" - Ace Ventura LMAO...Oh, man that quote is gold. I love the Ace Ventura series, both the movies and the cartoons.
the shotgun scene gets me every time. it stops literally a hair shy of taking jims eye out and he never so much as blinks. pro acting right there. we love ya jim!
“We’ve travelled back in time to save an ancient species from.....total annihilation...so far...no signs of aquatic life but.....I’m.....going to find them”
@2:11 is one of the most genius lines I've seen in my entire life. Most likely improvised. Incredible comedic genius and its never been repeated (metaphorically and literally, like he did in rewind) 🤣
. . ."I'm ready to go in coach, just give me another chance" "Hey Ace you have anymore of that gum, that's none of your damn business Dan, and I would appreciate if you stay out of my personal affairs". Can't believe those aren't in there.
I just saw a rerun of Ace Ventura and was dying. One of my favorite parts was when Einhorn was kissing Ace on the desk and he goes “I’m sorry but your gun is digging into my hips” 😂
When i was in the hospital this was on tv and i can say there wouldn’t be a better place to be then in that bed free from everything and watching jim on that little screen made me smile again :)
I really wish they'd make new Ace Ventura movies and make them good. I know you usually only get one thing when you ask for two but seriously humanity needs this!
0:39 I first saw this movie when I was eight, my mom apparently didn't realize how raunchy it was when we rented it, so when this part came on and I asked her "What does she mean by 'take your pants off?'" she panicked and said "It, uh, means she wants to be his girlfriend." Which, of course, made me wonder why he was with another woman at the end. XD
I know of at least two missing (one from each movie): "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective...aaaand YOU must be the Monopoly Guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking." "First I establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous."
Anyone notice how at 1:45 ace says "I think i can keep HIM under control" referring to einhorn who is their female boss who turns out to be transgender, very cool foreshadow
25 from both films. You can get 25 from each film. Damn near all of "When Nature Calls" has great quotes. "I'm sorry. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do."
My dad is pretty straight laced guy. But when we were watching AV 2 and Ace went up to one of the tribesmen and whispered, “your baaaaalllsss are showing”, my dad freakin lost it.
They missed out the BEST one: “I can make your life a living hell, how does that sound” “I’m sorry I’m just really not ready for a relationship right now”
They left the best one out !!!!. " if I don't come back in 5 minutes...... just wait longer ! . "
I say that every time I take a bathroom break at work
That line fits today so well..i use it often with how impatient and expecting instant reactions everyone is...If I'm not there in 5min, just wait longer.
Can't believe they left out.... "Yes Satan?"
Yeah I love that shit haha
TOPGUNCANADA00
Sorry you sounded like you were someone else
TOPGUNCANADA00 What's with all the pet food... Fibre 😂😂😂
or it's in the bone.
Pretzel Punch OH I’m sorry sir you sounded like someone else
"It's bulky, but I still consider it carry on."
'Your gun is digging into my hip...'
No, peanut...
@@rotyler2177 Shut up
@@rotyler2177 Shut up
@@82nddave38 Shut up
"I have a package for you"
"Sounds broken"
"Most likely, I bet it was something nice though"
Seeing as he let the elevator doors close on it, smashed it against a lamppost, threw it, kicked it, lol. Love how the guy doesn't even check what it is.
Fun fact he’s wearing UPS
Tyler Halloran I thought it was HDS
Left out the best one, where the lady cop Eirnhorn says with evil grin on her face "would you like me to make your life a living hell?" and Ace Ventura replies "I'm not ready for a relationship but thank you" XD
Ur right that is #1 imo
My fave!
Followed by any of his exchanges with Hector Salamanca…
Facts
yeah ik
Yes!!! That was my favorite line.😂🤣🤣
"I haave exercised the demons...this house is clear" lmfao
+IM_RAZKAL_B**** exorcised
*MMM*...no...no its not lol
+IM_RAZKAL_B**** did ace take them to the gym aye? Lmao
im high af laughing at that part now never seen the polterguist back then
this generation will never know a jim carrey in his prime
My little brother is 18 and he's never seen ace ventura unlike me and my older brothers we still laugh at Jim Carrey's movie
@@mauriciocontreras9910 you should show him. He'd get a kick out of it.
r/gatekeeping
not even when they watch his movies from that time?
Oliver Hills reddit funny now laugh
'Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions' best quote ever
followed by a song "ASSole mio" by LuciANUS PERVarotti
"do u have any bubble gum"
Where is "Llllllllike a glove"
where is it
+Josh Morris it is there!
That's my favorite!
Missing that just nullifies the entire video. In fact it should have been shown from both movies. Also, where is "Loser"?
Best one ever
"And you must be the monopoly guy. Thanks for the free parking!" MY FAVORITE QUOTE OF HIS AND THEY LEFT IT OUT.
Jim Carrey is a legend that in 100 years time will still be remembered
Charlie Chaplin of our era.
Gen Z can't even remember what happened five minutes ago in a movie.
Ventuuuuura.
Yes Satan? ...I'm sorry, you sounded like someone else.
I had the honor of using this gem on my bitchy old landlady once. She was not amused.
I was.
You Sir, get a thumbs up.
Gonzo Charvel
👌
Raid Man 👏nice! I appluad thee!!
👌🏻😹🤣🤣 i use it on folks i dont like unwated family members and just too be funny 😏😹
"would you like me to take of your pants?"
" geeee, lemme think, um, sure............people are reeeaaallll friendly around here"
LOL
I was laughing so hard at that part
+videoluvr4204 she's so beautiful, the woman on that scene, damn I want her
+Rell Raccz You wish.
John Santos Yep, thank you for summarizing my comment.
Rell Raccz Why do you like that women anyway?
"If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." A line so good that it's what I say at work when I take a bathroom break
I’m gonna have to adopt this. 😂
"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle?"
::Shotgun through the peep hole::
"...And a clean pair of shorts."
My personal favorite when I was a kid.
I always wondered...did they get that on the first take.
3:41 I laughed the hardest on that one. I just love how his face and demeanor doesn't chance when he says that. xD
Yes man. And the gun pointing is at perfect timing is smooth as fuck 😂
3:51 had me laughing
@@nuke2625 no one credits the gun pointing... barely grazes his eye brows... which makes the audience feel his brush with death lol the living looney toon.... protect this man
Your number is still 911? ALLRIGHTYTHEN!
I was reading this the same time as he was saying it
Mojo Risin
At the Cannibal Corpse concert when he asks the headbanging guy "excuse me is Greg here? ...... Thank you."
Tom i dont get this one ?
How long had that dead dude been sitting there, dead like that? A day? A week? A month...noooo...he couldn't have been sitting there an entire year... could he?!? Apparently, he died doing what he loved to do-Listening to Cannibal Corpse!!!
The fact that this video has 25 and the comments are everyone saying "how could you not have this one in the video" tells you how iconic these two movies are.
Ace Ventura is the closest thing we'll get to a live action Space Dandy film.
I didn't understand half of these quotes as a kid haha
If it gets cold enough took me a while
@@rotyler2177 does it mean he’ll fuck an animal?
@@thecringekid1929 maybe cuddle a warm raccoon. Ace Ventura cares for all animals and wouldn't commit beastiality under any circumstances.
@@rotyler2177 ah
"Excuse me! I'd like to 'ass' you a few questions!"
- Ace Ventura
LMAO...Oh, man that quote is gold. I love the Ace Ventura series, both the movies and the cartoons.
Um excuse me cartoons?
Love how the shotgun almost hits him yet he doesn't flinch
"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine; stinky and loaded with danger."
the shotgun scene gets me every time. it stops literally a hair shy of taking jims eye out and he never so much as blinks. pro acting right there. we love ya jim!
It actually hit him in the eyebrow 🤣🤣
" 'scuse me, your balls are showing. bumblebeetuna!"
If I'm not back in 5 minutes... Just wait longer!
Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. ....... and a clean pair of shorts. Favorite quote from the movie.
Can’t tell you how many times I have used the “do NOT...go in there!” My kids love it!
...and you must be the monopoly guy....
Johnny Que hey, thanks for the free parking. 😂
Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
And a clean pair of shorts.
hamanta bangali spng
Classic!
Heard that and couldn't breathe for what felt like forever!
Under rated quote
“I’ve come to confess, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll”
Only just realised he is doing a Shatner impression when he is talking to his glasses...
lol
“We’ve travelled back in time to save an ancient species from.....total annihilation...so far...no signs of aquatic life but.....I’m.....going to find them”
And Bones: "For Godsakes, Jim!
I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
2:18 one of the reason y he is a legend
“Of course, how selfish of me. Lets do all the things that YOU want to do.”
@2:11 is one of the most genius lines I've seen in my entire life. Most likely improvised.
Incredible comedic genius and its never been repeated (metaphorically and literally, like he did in rewind) 🤣
He did the exact same joke in the previous Ace Ventura movie. He literally repeated that joke for this scene.
As a kid this movie was the best. As an adult this movie is the best.
ACE VENTURA WOULD BE A GOOD LIVE ACTION JOHNNY BRAVO
How do you not have "I just can't do it, Captain! I DON'T HAVE THE POWER!!"
Goddammit Jim, I'm a Doctor NOT A POOLMAN!
Where's "Ace, where are you?"
*Ace* "I'm in Pychoville and Finkle is the mayor" XD
'Do I have something in my teeth'
'I like to ass u a few questions'
'All righty then'
'I have exercised the demons'
LMFAO
. . ."I'm ready to go in coach, just give me another chance" "Hey Ace you have anymore of that gum, that's none of your damn business Dan, and I would appreciate if you stay out of my personal affairs".
Can't believe those aren't in there.
mangmans I'm ready to go in coach is in here
"My, aren't I the popular one!"
What about "LIIIKE A GLLLOOOVVAA!"?
***** they are the two best ones and they went their
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer!"
“we’ve........travelled back in time to save an ancient species from........total annihilation”
My favorite parts are when he replays it. Such talent!
If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.
Must have been the paté.
I just saw a rerun of Ace Ventura and was dying. One of my favorite parts was when Einhorn was kissing Ace on the desk and he goes “I’m sorry but your gun is digging into my hips” 😂
When i was in the hospital this was on tv and i can say there wouldn’t be a better place to be then in that bed free from everything and watching jim on that little screen made me smile again :)
I really wish they'd make new Ace Ventura movies and make them good. I know you usually only get one thing when you ask for two but seriously humanity needs this!
I think Hollywood would ruin it, and Jim Carrey looks too old now he waited too long
I dont think Jim Carrey has enough control of that catcher's mitt he calls his old face now for a new ace ventura.
He's gone SJW so alot of these jokes wouldnt be in it. Too sanitized to enjoy.
with who? No one can replace this Jim Carrey
best character ever
Davin Alaniz Jooohn Lennnnnooooon🔥
2:11 This is my favorite Ace Ventura moment _ever._
0:39 I first saw this movie when I was eight, my mom apparently didn't realize how raunchy it was when we rented it, so when this part came on and I asked her "What does she mean by 'take your pants off?'" she panicked and said "It, uh, means she wants to be his girlfriend." Which, of course, made me wonder why he was with another woman at the end. XD
lah-HOO, zah-HER
I watched this movie for the first time yesterday; this was absolute gold. Never laughed so hard.
"bumble bee tuna! bumble bee tuna!"
I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS....this house..is clear
**exorcised**!!!
There can be only one JIM CARREY people... he is the greatest..
There is some damage to my car. It is a high performance machine so I had to fill it with premium. Love it.
aalllllrighty then!
I know of at least two missing (one from each movie):
"Ace Ventura, Pet Detective...aaaand YOU must be the Monopoly Guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking."
"First I establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous."
“Then I’d lose 40 lbs...PORKING his wife!”😂
-Sounds broken..
ACE: Most likely sir!
Jason V lol seriously one of the best short scenes in a comedy
"I'll bet it was something nice though". 😂😂😂
"Were goin' down town!"
“Your request is not like your lower intestine stinky and loaded with danger” I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Hi, "I'm looking for Ray Finkle, and a Clean Pair of shorts" *ded, lololololol
"Warning! Assholes in the mirror are closer than they appear!"
And I just realized that it kind of rhymes. Lol
There seriously needs to be a new one! So so good.
I love how all these quotes are in like 3 hours.
Too funny. Jim was such a talent.
so happy that i grew up with these movies xD
Anyone notice how at 1:45 ace says "I think i can keep HIM under control" referring to einhorn who is their female boss who turns out to be transgender, very cool foreshadow
I thought that he was referring to his butt
Underrated but my favourite: (in the day finkle house scene)
*YUMMY*
25 from both films. You can get 25 from each film. Damn near all of "When Nature Calls" has great quotes. "I'm sorry. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do."
"Yeah, can you feel that buddy, huh, huh." Gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Man I love Ace vantura
My dad is pretty straight laced guy. But when we were watching AV 2 and Ace went up to one of the tribesmen and whispered, “your baaaaalllsss are showing”, my dad freakin lost it.
You forgot "like a glove"!!
ok im convinced... ace venture 2 is every bit as good as part 1... hey made an incredibly funny sequel as a progression to his original mega hit
They missed out the BEST one:
“I can make your life a living hell, how does that sound”
“I’m sorry I’m just really not ready for a relationship right now”
DO NOT. GO IN THERE. WOOOOOOO.
My favorite part in the movie
4:47 You're a single shake man 😂😂😂😂
It’s amazing that “if I’m not back in five minutes..... just wait longer” didn’t make the cut.
He actually gets hit in the eyebrow with the barrel of the shotgun in the Im looking for Ray Finkle scene but doesn't even blink!
I am a Ray Finkle fan, this is my Graceland!
'your gun is digging into my hip' absolute legend
I swear to god. Jim Carry Is my #1 favorite comedian
In this format you can clearly see Jim still has his pants and belt buckle on when the model is "taking his pants off" lol
Excuse me. Your balls are showing. (Bumblebee Tuna.)
The Quote I used around my house to this day which I'm surprised is not here " I don't do Humans "
"If im not back in 5 minutes. Just wait longer!"
“You don’t know how to express your anger.”
“Yeah? And you’re ugly.”
"hi i'm looking for ray finkle.... and a pair of shorts" lmaooooo
They left out "Your gun is digging into my hip"
"your balls are showing" bumble bee tuna!
The Mask, Dumb and Dumber and Ace Ventura will always be his legendary films
RAY FINKLE AND A PARI OF CLEAN SHORTS.....PERFECT
shikaka! Oh, boy! I remember when these movies where big back in the day. I was a child at the time.
In the DVD version they cut out the Dolphin Trainer scene! Unbelievable. I have to break out the VHS player to see pet detective completely.
Can't believe I watched these films as a kid.
I may have to rethink how well rated they are sometime in the future.
I did too!
jim carey is a legend in comedy love theses shows
I totally agree I wish he would make another one
Yo at 0:57, wish I had me a lady who could give me top like that! Aggressive asf! See how fast she went down!? 🤣👏🏼 Gotta love Jim Carrey!
3:29
Ah yes my favourite quote, a quote that only people with the highest IQ will understand and will be able to use in their everyday life
“You’re a single shake man, far too busy for the follow up jiggle” 😂