The reason he wanted to was because of the amount of damage superman and general zod caused 😐rmbr that one scene where he saved the lil girl and was death staring at superman?
@@Rengokuo4o6 Exactly. Superman laid hands on batman's vehicle. Then got the nerve to say ''Next time they shine your light in the air, don't go to it, Or the bat is dead and burried.
@@denkerbosu3551 Yeah. And it was Superman's fault for fighting zod. Nevermind that Joker's definitely had a higher body count. Plus stop routing for the psychopath that is Batman. Bro belongs in Arkham
Always remember batman was going about his business taking murderers off the streets when superman decided to trash his vehicle and let the actual criminals go
The “smoke screen” was actually a lead grenade which supes can’t see through and it’s also the same grenade he throws at the final fight when doomsday (Zod) chases him down which allows him to escape
@@itstroy4145 it’s just a nice detail that I like which many people didn’t notice or do not know. When Bruce is doing his training montage, the camera holds on a shot of him looking at the grenades which are labelled “PB”. PB being lead on the periodic table
@@Carlisle-mn3fvthat’s actually a fire ass catch, good eye. I was so confused why he though a smoke screen would stop Superman but typical Batman lmao.
8:27 "He sprints at him with the Markiplier form, only to get shot in the chest. But Clark Kent was raised on a farm he knows how to put animals to rest" Nah, that whole verse was wild 💀
Remember earlier in the film when superman said “next time they shine your light in the sky, don’t go to it. The bat is dead. Bury it” and then Batfleck literally lights the bat symbol himself and then smiles and says “well here I am” 😭 he really was HIM!
@@editornoob4606Thanks to the writers….A negative diff speed blitz with just one simple uppercut to outer space while watching bats fall to his death was just too much to ask for it seems.
@@yummynubs3646 I know but comic wise kryptonite weakens Superman but it doesn’t take his powers so even in a weakened state Supes should have been able to overwhelm Batman a lot more easier?? Superman didn’t really wanna save Martha either, because he would’ve just put batman out for the count. That Batsuit holding up against Superman’s punches was some bs too. They humanize him too much and I get it and it’s cool cause he’s a fair lad but in these moments it’s be dope to see the niggah lock tf in. Superman has super hearing so I’m sure he could have heard his moms and got out of there with maximum efficiency!! That whole movie was bs. Giving Batman a bogus as hell reason to attack Superman, and then Batman ends up saving Martha and how bygones be bygones? Hell nah.
Clark and Bruce Fighting makes no sense. Not only are they best friends, but Superman could have done some many takedowns in 1 second. If he took the fight seriously.
I mean that's probably why they homies he not gonna go all out fr 🤷♂️ Same reason goku didn't go ssj3 on vegeta well that and he was on a timer since he was dead.
do y'all ever take into consideration that maybe batman knows that sups is always holding back in there fights? He uses clark's niceness as an advantage lmao
Most of the fight and dialogue is ripped straight out of The Dark Knight Returns which is a nice touch especially since that’s the version of Batman Batfleck was heavily inspired by.
@@Richardwho-vv5bh it’s like bringing a gun to a Boxing match. Yeah, the other guy had no chance but what does that say about the guy who came strapped?
@@justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123 All the more proof that without plot armor and prep time, Batman is weak and can't win against anyone except someone equal to or below his strength and skill level.
@@seanprice6049 The only ones actually around batmans strength level are bane or killer croc. that says alot. Batman is specified ''Peak human.'' He can also lift around 800-1000 pounds *Somehow*
Growing up is realizing that 98% of Batman’s prep time is plot armor. His realistic limit to who he can beat is iron man only because of his tech. I’d even say Captain America is debatable against prep time.
I love when egotistical and incompetent directors misinterpret characters, make them "realistic" (as edgy as possible), and deflect any criticism from it by attacking the questioner, all in slow motion. Snyder is bad, but his fans are worse. "Just wait until the extended Ultimate directors edition comes out, its peak." They wtf didn't he do that the 1st time?
It's almost as if WB forced him to make BvS and Justice league to try and compete with Marvel... If you don't care then why do you keep talking about it? Because clearly you don't care even the littlest bit if you don't know basic info that came out years ago
The entire fight is crafted entirely around batman history and mythos what are you talking about. Everything Batman does before the first kryptonite smoke bomb is to drop superman guard
Superman can punch Zod into space, cover city blocks in 2 seconds and rip through alien super metals with ease but loses to a powerless dude in a metal suit And DC wonders why everyone loves Omni Man and hate him
no people hate superman because the fuckers writing dc movies are hell bent on making him seem like some unfeeling god amongst men when that couldn't be further from the true nature of his character
Omni-Man would lose to Batman a lot worse. Batman would use the Scourge Virus and the anti-Viltrumite frequencies, and splatter his fucking brains all over the floor once he's powerless and dazed. And unlike Superman, Batman wouldn't have to pander to his goodness in order to survive long enough to use those tactics, because Omni-Man wouldn't have the ability to hurt Batman before he gets hit by either the sound or the virus since he's not even mach 1 in the atmosphere, only in space. Meanwhile Superman is lightspeed even on Earth. So that's a really bad argument. People are just mad that this film wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Batman has the most plot armor of any superhero ive ever seen. He dies of internal bleeding if we are keeping it real, that armor not cancelling out momentum of his organs.
0:37 I think you're incorrect. The corniest batman line was from the dark knight rises when bats goes on the final showdown with bane Bane:''So you have come to die with your city?'' Batman:''No, I came here to stop you.'' < THAT was corny ''No, I came here to stop you.'' Compared to that ''Well.. Here I am.'' is mercy.
That's the actual line? Damn then my brain must be on some Mandela effect type timing cause I remember it being "no, I came here to kill you myself" or something like that.
Its wild to me how they show Superman capable of keeping up with Flash but they still write it so that Superman catches and breaths in a kryptonite gas grenade in what would be comically slow time to him. There is no possible way for Bruce to win yet here we are.
Batman vs. Superman really highlights the point that the winner is decided by the author. Looking at the characters with no additional information, the chances of Batman beating Superman should be close to none. No matter how many tons he can lift, he cannot lift an airplane. There really shouldn’t be a world where a superhuman can beat a god just because they have some cool gadgets. None of the shit that worked on superman should have worked, I mean he's a god capable of moving trillions of times faster than light for fucks sake.
This gotta be one of the lamest movies i've ever seen bro. I was so hyped for when this movie came out, but then i guess i came in with way too high of expectations 😔😔. W upload as always though 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm not too into the lore of these comic books and superhero movies but one thing I know for sure is that if batman and Superman fight, superman would ☠️ batman in less than 30 seconds 99 out of 99 times if he really wanted to, if you think otherwise, you're wrong.
How can a man survive being rammed into a building so hard that multiple floors break within a second... only plot armor can save him And Supermans reactions are as fast as Flash so he should not have been affected by that Kryptonite shell...
I'm convinced you haven't seen Man of Steel, because that's where the tension between Superman and Batman originated. During Superman's battle with General Zod, massive destruction and loss of life occurred, including the devastation of Wayne State. This event sparked Bruce Wayne's concern about Superman's potential to go rogue. Later, Lex Luthor framed Superman for a village massacre, further fueling Bruce's skepticism. The conflict escalated when a former employee, who lost his legs in the Superman-Zod battle, testified against Superman in court. This led Bruce to question who could stop Superman if he became a threat. Alfred disagreed with Bruce's perception of Superman as an enemy, but Bruce remained unconvinced. Ultimately, Lex Luthor masterminded the entire conflict between Superman and Batman. Zack Snyder perfectly captured the dark and gritty essence of DC , idc what anyone says, making it the best DC film
Hulk getting beat up by Thanos is and the only fraudulent superhero fight... Batman and superman fought and kicked each others butt, but hulk bro got benched by Thanos
What confuses me is how the heck Bats thought to leave the kryptonite spear in that specific spot, as if he somehow knew that the fight would just magically end up there.
What I love most about Supes is how he’s always holding back. He could do a Saitama sneeze, and blow away half of Jupiter. He has never learned how to fight, because nobody would survive sparring with him. He’s just got sneezes and flying up so he can headbutt you into the ground. Sure, Doomsday and Wonder Woman can hang out in the deep end of the pool. And, believe it or not, the Flash can hit harder than supes. If his on a planet. Run away, in a straight line. Keep running. 28,000 miles, so you can build up speed.when you’ve gone all the way around the planet, now you show up behind him, moving faster than the signs of your motion go. So… once Supes figures it out, he can almost keep up, so Barry is slapping for 1-1 damage. But when Barry is moving fast, his mind moves fast, too. So he won’t trip over a pothole at 28,000 miles per second. Barry Allen felt those 28,000 miles like if I ran then. That’s some serious ADHD focus.
Super soakers hate it bruh "if he wasn't holding back" yea sure but guess what he underestimated Batman and paid for it after that second dose they can't sit here and lie saying Superman was no longer trying anymore because he definitely was lol 🤣
Actually Judy’s as this from a comment earlier, turns out the Hernandez actually a lead based one so Superman couldn’t see through it. Pretty nice touch
@@TheSpectacularSpooderMon oh well the excuse for that was simple, Superman is still a good person and didn’t want to actually kill Batman cause he doesn’t like killing. Batman didn’t believe that and thought he was a heartless alien so one was going all out and the other was holding back as he tends to do. And the second Batman got kryptonite in his system is the second the fight was done
Got me cheesing for dear life in the first 10 seconds godamnit 😂
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The reason he wanted to was because of the amount of damage superman and general zod caused 😐rmbr that one scene where he saved the lil girl and was death staring at superman?
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“You killed people.” -Man
“You also do the kill of people.” -Soupman
“I’m Man.” -Man
“Soup.” -Soupman
*Directed by Christopher Nolan*
masterpiece
10/10 🎯😘🤌🏿
Peak fiction 😭😭😭
100/10 would watch again
Such a cinematic masterpiece
Kong had better reasons to fight Godzilla than Batman had to fight Superman
LOL so true
Huh? Superman started the fight though.
@@Rengokuo4o6 Exactly. Superman laid hands on batman's vehicle. Then got the nerve to say ''Next time they shine your light in the air, don't go to it, Or the bat is dead and burried.
Then thinks he's about to get away from batman.
@@TheLurkerofNightSo Superman deserved to die for....
(Reads note)
"Trashing Batman's ride"
Nigga shut the hell up
Always remember how Batman tried to kill Superman because he saved humans 😂😂
The very first scene shows the opposite tho, lmao, this was 9 11 times a million.
@@denkerbosu3551 Yeah. And it was Superman's fault for fighting zod. Nevermind that Joker's definitely had a higher body count. Plus stop routing for the psychopath that is Batman. Bro belongs in Arkham
@@kel-A-3414 for this film, tho other fights with them the reasoning is better.
Always remember batman was going about his business taking murderers off the streets when superman decided to trash his vehicle and let the actual criminals go
And how he spare him bc he "saw that he was a human inside" but killed multiple humans throughout the movie
The “smoke screen” was actually a lead grenade which supes can’t see through and it’s also the same grenade he throws at the final fight when doomsday (Zod) chases him down which allows him to escape
“Well, actually 🤓☝🏽” ahhhh comment
@@itstroy4145 it’s just a nice detail that I like which many people didn’t notice or do not know. When Bruce is doing his training montage, the camera holds on a shot of him looking at the grenades which are labelled “PB”. PB being lead on the periodic table
@@Carlisle-mn3fvngl that is a nice detail fr
That's probably pretty bad for Batman to breathe in... Like... Super toxic. Hope the bitch had a n95 on him or something goddamn
@@Carlisle-mn3fvthat’s actually a fire ass catch, good eye. I was so confused why he though a smoke screen would stop Superman but typical Batman lmao.
8:27 "He sprints at him with the Markiplier form, only to get shot in the chest. But Clark Kent was raised on a farm he knows how to put animals to rest" Nah, that whole verse was wild 💀
It rhymed well too💀
It was hard😂
Remember earlier in the film when superman said “next time they shine your light in the sky, don’t go to it. The bat is dead. Bury it” and then Batfleck literally lights the bat symbol himself and then smiles and says “well here I am” 😭 he really was HIM!
Too bad Supes ain't kept that same energy
@@editornoob4606Thanks to the writers….A negative diff speed blitz with just one simple uppercut to outer space while watching bats fall to his death was just too much to ask for it seems.
@@savonsanders8684 That aint content, they gotta make a good movie man
@@yummynubs3646 I know but comic wise kryptonite weakens Superman but it doesn’t take his powers so even in a weakened state Supes should have been able to overwhelm Batman a lot more easier?? Superman didn’t really wanna save Martha either, because he would’ve just put batman out for the count. That Batsuit holding up against Superman’s punches was some bs too. They humanize him too much and I get it and it’s cool cause he’s a fair lad but in these moments it’s be dope to see the niggah lock tf in. Superman has super hearing so I’m sure he could have heard his moms and got out of there with maximum efficiency!! That whole movie was bs. Giving Batman a bogus as hell reason to attack Superman, and then Batman ends up saving Martha and how bygones be bygones? Hell nah.
@@yummynubs3646 how about making Batman have actual prep to do this then?
Oh wait, asking for Snyder to write a smart Batman...
Asking for too much.
If Superman wasn't friends with Batman and wasn't holding back in this movie...... Bruce would have been folded up in two seconds.
I don't think they even were friends in this movie. But yeah, Supes ain't even wanted to fight. Like he said, if he wanted it, he'd be dead already
There not even friends in the movie tf
man what do ur homework lmaao but yes superman woulda folded bruce
The writer's won't let that happen.
my mama always said superman's biggest power is his heart like in this case is how tf he can control all his powers to this stupid ass guy
As questionable as the fight itself is, we all gotta admit how hard the visuals and camera work is, truly Wallpaper Moments like Zeph said ‼️🔥.
That's lowkey all the synder films with a few exceptions good watches but when you break it down it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
its the only thing Snyder is good at
Clark and Bruce Fighting makes no sense. Not only are they best friends, but Superman could have done some many takedowns in 1 second. If he took the fight seriously.
I mean that's probably why they homies he not gonna go all out fr 🤷♂️
Same reason goku didn't go ssj3 on vegeta well that and he was on a timer since he was dead.
They don't even know each other😂 if this was the comics then maybe you could say that.
do y'all ever take into consideration that maybe batman knows that sups is always holding back in there fights? He uses clark's niceness as an advantage lmao
They don’t know who the heck each other are at this point in the DCEU though.
Bro didnt even watch the movie
Batman thought he was lightskin in this fight
Free my people of these corny phrases🙏
Most of the fight and dialogue is ripped straight out of The Dark Knight Returns which is a nice touch especially since that’s the version of Batman Batfleck was heavily inspired by.
Inspired but adapted horribly
Funny considering since most people still don't get the point behind TDKR
@@dc7981 That's because "TDKR" is just some alterations away from "TLDR"", then dyslexic people don't bother.
Now I must tap into the most fraudulent fight in superhero history
Captain Marvel vs Jude Law?
@@notproductiveproductions3504 that was not fraudulent, just easy and not fair
@@theamazingspooderman2697 that’s why it’s fraudulent, cuz he was playing chess and she flipped the board off the table
@@notproductiveproductions3504but we alredy know that he dint had any chance.
@@Richardwho-vv5bh it’s like bringing a gun to a Boxing match. Yeah, the other guy had no chance but what does that say about the guy who came strapped?
the fact that Bats even survived any of that shit is wild
I mean, his only advantage is preparation before hand because if he didn't it was wraps.
On top of that Superman wasn’t trying to kill him, if he was he could of hit bro with a neck snap 0.5 seconds into the fight
@@justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123 All the more proof that without plot armor and prep time, Batman is weak and can't win against anyone except someone equal to or below his strength and skill level.
@@seanprice6049 The only ones actually around batmans strength level are bane or killer croc. that says alot. Batman is specified ''Peak human.'' He can also lift around 800-1000 pounds *Somehow*
So even without prep time, batman is way above street level thugs obviously.
5:33 bro was lagswitching 💀
I don't blame him all that heavy ahh armor without kryptonite them delayed ahh punches were never connecting.
Zeph you gone talk about Batman killing those armed dudes
That was arguably the greatest fight scene in a comic book movie
@@david91lvb Daredevil hallway scene >
Then again thats a show
That scene Is the only thing worth watching in this movie
Perfect coreogaphy and no boring slow motion
@@Ale-dd3ekand so out of character. Batmnan dont kill.....ever.
Growing up is realizing that 98% of Batman’s prep time is plot armor. His realistic limit to who he can beat is iron man only because of his tech. I’d even say Captain America is debatable against prep time.
6:50 "WHO IS THIS BABOON"
*random sink water drop noises*
Nah that black Panther segment is criminal😂
Emphasis on "criminal"-- Killmonger wanted to help black people (start a race war)
Right? Like you realize he wanted to “save blank people” by killing tons of innocents, yeah?
I love when egotistical and incompetent directors misinterpret characters, make them "realistic" (as edgy as possible), and deflect any criticism from it by attacking the questioner, all in slow motion. Snyder is bad, but his fans are worse. "Just wait until the extended Ultimate directors edition comes out, its peak." They wtf didn't he do that the 1st time?
It's almost as if WB forced him to make BvS and Justice league to try and compete with Marvel... If you don't care then why do you keep talking about it? Because clearly you don't care even the littlest bit if you don't know basic info that came out years ago
He didnt get to finish justice league because his fucking daugter died tf
u sound hurt bruh
@@Cimo8 Ok and? Yea the original plan was different but why should i believe the original plan was going to be any better
The entire fight is crafted entirely around batman history and mythos what are you talking about. Everything Batman does before the first kryptonite smoke bomb is to drop superman guard
6:48 GOT ME ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PRAYING TO THE HEAVENS!!!
6:54 bro I’m crying 😭😂
7:55 That impression is shockingly on point. Kudos to you.
My fav TH-camrs are giving me treat. So many of them uploading in such a short time frame. Thank you zeph 🙏
7:50 Can you really blame Big Batman here? He was seeing the pearly gates after copping the plea 😂
8:53
Lowkey one of my favorite recurring jokes
W VID ZEPH🔥🔥
It was fuckin hilarious when he said it in the age of ultron video when hulk was tweakin🤣
Visually Snyder is S tier, but any other aspect is a major L
Y’all can give him props without hating
@@a.n.h.is not hate when is just facts.
8:48 the age of ultron video call back 🔥
Superman can punch Zod into space, cover city blocks in 2 seconds and rip through alien super metals with ease but loses to a powerless dude in a metal suit
And DC wonders why everyone loves Omni Man and hate him
I love superman I just hate the people that write him
Superman is quite literally one of the most popular characters to ever exist... Recency bias is a mothefucker.
no people hate superman because the fuckers writing dc movies are hell bent on making him seem like some unfeeling god amongst men when that couldn't be further from the true nature of his character
Bro superman is meant to be an absolute good person, a decent man who will save everyone, unlike Omni man.
Omni-Man would lose to Batman a lot worse. Batman would use the Scourge Virus and the anti-Viltrumite frequencies, and splatter his fucking brains all over the floor once he's powerless and dazed. And unlike Superman, Batman wouldn't have to pander to his goodness in order to survive long enough to use those tactics, because Omni-Man wouldn't have the ability to hurt Batman before he gets hit by either the sound or the virus since he's not even mach 1 in the atmosphere, only in space. Meanwhile Superman is lightspeed even on Earth.
So that's a really bad argument. People are just mad that this film wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
6:37 That's what I'm saying. You told no lies. 🤣
That poor dog 1:26 😭😭😭
What happened to him
@@Paradox_Of_Crotawent I to shock from the bottle exploding, I believe it's still alive.
@@simple__sigma3287It did survive
Fed me two wallpaper moments, w quote
But if Superman pulled out the mustard gas on Batman he’d be an asshole. My boy was really getting hit with poison the whole fight😂
Superman had bro hitting the Michael Jackson straight moonwalking back hee hee
Batman has the most plot armor of any superhero ive ever seen. He dies of internal bleeding if we are keeping it real, that armor not cancelling out momentum of his organs.
One day Zephfire will cover how Batffleck SQUAD-WIPED everyone in that warehouse.
Superman dogwalks batman idgaf what any of y’all say, Batman is just a human
Pull up then😈
2:07 Noooo😭 Absolutely heinous
0:37 I think you're incorrect. The corniest batman line was from the dark knight rises when bats goes on the final showdown with bane Bane:''So you have come to die with your city?'' Batman:''No, I came here to stop you.'' < THAT was corny ''No, I came here to stop you.'' Compared to that ''Well.. Here I am.'' is mercy.
😂
That's the actual line? Damn then my brain must be on some Mandela effect type timing cause I remember it being "no, I came here to kill you myself" or something like that.
@@SaperBossTv The original line was the one I stated lol.
Meek Mill yelling 🗣️Git uuuuuuup had me dying 😂
Its wild to me how they show Superman capable of keeping up with Flash but they still write it so that Superman catches and breaths in a kryptonite gas grenade in what would be comically slow time to him. There is no possible way for Bruce to win yet here we are.
Please Superman I need this, my mom is kinda DEAD😭😭😭😭
9:00 had me crazy laughing 😅😂
1:34
Actually Batman went 1-3 on Death Battle
He won against Captain America
Batman vs. Superman really highlights the point that the winner is decided by the author. Looking at the characters with no additional information, the chances of Batman beating Superman should be close to none. No matter how many tons he can lift, he cannot lift an airplane. There really shouldn’t be a world where a superhuman can beat a god just because they have some cool gadgets. None of the shit that worked on superman should have worked, I mean he's a god capable of moving trillions of times faster than light for fucks sake.
nah i've been cheesing for that captain america civil war video since you dropped the winter soldier one. y boy never MISSES
This gotta be one of the lamest movies i've ever seen bro. I was so hyped for when this movie came out, but then i guess i came in with way too high of expectations 😔😔. W upload as always though 🔥🔥🔥🔥
i went to see it for my birthday and i was so dissapointed😕
I was a lot younger back then n wanted to see Zootopia, my parents coerced me into watching this bs 😭
Ain’t no such thing as high expectations when it comes to the biggest matchup in comic book history. The movie simply didn’t deliver.
Agreed. This movie is terrible.
Zephfire, You're the best! I just had to subscribe!
I'm not too into the lore of these comic books and superhero movies but one thing I know for sure is that if batman and Superman fight, superman would ☠️ batman in less than 30 seconds 99 out of 99 times if he really wanted to, if you think otherwise, you're wrong.
Its a comic book big bro
To be fair Zach Snyder misses almost all the time if you look at his movies he’s directed 0:22
3:10 haven’t seen this show in while. You a g for knowing about it at all.
7:16 my guy, you have super speed. *U S E I T*
Let’s be real it Superman was actually trying to kill this man. He wouldn’t be here.
3:50 this one too😭
What video is that from?
Who is the guy playing and quiting?
Stop looking at us for help😭 2:24
Most underrated commentary channel
5:44 Zeph I can't believe you done this
😂Eyy Zeph is really a calm human being these days😂😂He really didn't roast these guys like I was expecting
😂 i save the heat for the real frauds. Just wait when i speak on Hawkeye
I can wait, im so lowkey excited @@zephfire_16
9:17 let that sink in
Nice pun
How can a man survive being rammed into a building so hard that multiple floors break within a second... only plot armor can save him
And Supermans reactions are as fast as Flash so he should not have been affected by that Kryptonite shell...
“Scene so tuff I forgot I was supposed to be hating” got me straight creasing 😭
Truly a free Guy moment 2:33☠️
Kryptonite apparently makes Superman forget that he has super speed and reflexes.
You do know kryptonite stops that too
Ngl the wakanda part was the best one 😭
I'm convinced you haven't seen Man of Steel, because that's where the tension between Superman and Batman originated. During Superman's battle with General Zod, massive destruction and loss of life occurred, including the devastation of Wayne State. This event sparked Bruce Wayne's concern about Superman's potential to go rogue. Later, Lex Luthor framed Superman for a village massacre, further fueling Bruce's skepticism. The conflict escalated when a former employee, who lost his legs in the Superman-Zod battle, testified against Superman in court. This led Bruce to question who could stop Superman if he became a threat. Alfred disagreed with Bruce's perception of Superman as an enemy, but Bruce remained unconvinced. Ultimately, Lex Luthor masterminded the entire conflict between Superman and Batman. Zack Snyder perfectly captured the dark and gritty essence of DC , idc what anyone says, making it the best DC film
“YOU ALREADY WON TAKE DA DUB AND LEEEEAVE”😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Writers love to glaze Batman, dude ia just a guy in a costume
Facts! Literally any super hero can put him in the dirt if they wanted to
Bro i was here to say you are wrong but you caught me off guard with the whole edit of such a small clip, good job
5:55 🤣 I'm done
I love this movie and now I don't know if I can ever take it seriously again. Let me go rewatch.
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"Batman tried to go band for band with Superman"
That's the entire plot right there.
This guy Zeph is actually just unstoppable with these jokes bruh😭😭
Nah bro you wildin`🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠ 6:54 is straight up wildin`☠☠☠☠
MK characters in filler fights had a better reason to fight than these two mfs i swear to god bro 😭😭😭
Nah bruh where do you even find these memes tf going on here 💀😂😂6:42
🐟 7:09 🐠 LMAO 🤣
Note the smoke bomb he used had lead in it so Clark couldn't see through it!
Hulk getting beat up by Thanos is and the only fraudulent superhero fight... Batman and superman fought and kicked each others butt, but hulk bro got benched by Thanos
Hulk getting beat by Thanos was how it's meant to be.
What confuses me is how the heck Bats thought to leave the kryptonite spear in that specific spot, as if he somehow knew that the fight would just magically end up there.
Atleast we got the warehouse fight immediatly after
Batman looking at the cameraman for advice 😂😂😂 nahhhh bro did Batman too dirty
9:35 For real! Why not Joker?!
What I love most about Supes is how he’s always holding back. He could do a Saitama sneeze, and blow away half of Jupiter. He has never learned how to fight, because nobody would survive sparring with him. He’s just got sneezes and flying up so he can headbutt you into the ground.
Sure, Doomsday and Wonder Woman can hang out in the deep end of the pool. And, believe it or not, the Flash can hit harder than supes. If his on a planet. Run away, in a straight line. Keep running. 28,000 miles, so you can build up speed.when you’ve gone all the way around the planet, now you show up behind him, moving faster than the signs of your motion go. So… once Supes figures it out, he can almost keep up, so Barry is slapping for 1-1 damage. But when Barry is moving fast, his mind moves fast, too. So he won’t trip over a pothole at 28,000 miles per second. Barry Allen felt those 28,000 miles like if I ran then. That’s some serious ADHD focus.
i hated this movie the plot armor is crazy- superman had so many scenes where he couldve ended the fight
That cameraman on the ground at the beginning got me
The way it's literally a bvs shirt xD
2:45
Superman even under kryptonite poisoning is taking made blows from Batman that would kill most other people. He just built different
6:20 lmfao
The Sonic Rush music gives me nostalgia
Well, Batman got the W and went on to give us the best reverse jump scene Ever on cinema, so am good
Super soakers hate it bruh "if he wasn't holding back" yea sure but guess what he underestimated Batman and paid for it after that second dose they can't sit here and lie saying Superman was no longer trying anymore because he definitely was lol 🤣
@@NMbones98Batman won that fight due to plot armour and plot armour only
@@AnasAbdulrasaq-h5g plot armour this plot armour that every character has plot armour give that silly @$$ take a rest lmfao 🤣
How did Batman even hit Superman with that smoke dude has light speed reaction
The 🐐 just dropped again 😮💨🔥
6:50 why u gotta do black panther like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was better than the movie.
Superman is scared of fighting someone of his own level when Batman is the exact oposet, that's why Superman was crying after he got stomp.
What are you on about the only reason Batman won was because of plot armour and u know it😂😂
Zeph Cooked with this vid
'Hey kids what could bats do in this scenario' had me rolling 😂😂😂
Yes sir!! The goat has returned to cooking!!🔥🔥🔥
Batman: *throws smoke grenade*
Batman in his mind: ‘damn he can still see me with his X-ray vision!’
Superman’s X-ray vision: 😎🍹🏝️
Actually Judy’s as this from a comment earlier, turns out the Hernandez actually a lead based one so Superman couldn’t see through it. Pretty nice touch
@@bjwill9047 ohhh. Still doesn’t excuse bro from not using one of his 30 other superpowers
@@TheSpectacularSpooderMon oh well the excuse for that was simple, Superman is still a good person and didn’t want to actually kill Batman cause he doesn’t like killing. Batman didn’t believe that and thought he was a heartless alien so one was going all out and the other was holding back as he tends to do.
And the second Batman got kryptonite in his system is the second the fight was done