"It's Just A Phase"... I hope.. (Parent Stories r/AskReddit)

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  • @wren256
    @wren256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5938

    “He’s a great kid, polite and kind but sometimes I kind of want to drop kick him a few miles because he’s getting on my nerves.”

    • @nollypolly1869
      @nollypolly1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Never a more accurate description of parenting.

    • @sweetestwilliam
      @sweetestwilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mood everyday, but with my friends.

    • @thereplier46
      @thereplier46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @goldilokzsfv818
      @goldilokzsfv818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Feel this

    • @nytep8581
      @nytep8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would do this tho. Geez I h8 little kids

  • @Thunderchicken69
    @Thunderchicken69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4069

    The 9 year old with the sleeveless shirts will soon discover BMX bikes, monster energy, and punching drywall. This kid is gonna be an ultra Kyle.

    • @MachineGunBambi
      @MachineGunBambi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or a McBob

    • @caragrace6167
      @caragrace6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      A kyle on steroids

    • @cat1312.
      @cat1312. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      extreme kyle

    • @Em-mu8ne
      @Em-mu8ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Tired yes, never heard of kyle, or karen?

    • @aishah9858
      @aishah9858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Em-mu8ne you forgot Carol and Susan, Karen's side kicks 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @the-british_yeeter8405
    @the-british_yeeter8405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    "I'm over Frozen"
    Good luck because Frozen 2 is coming soon

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The_reeing_gacha uWu Hi! I’m from the future, Frozen 2 was great. “Into the unknown” will probably be the next Let it go but for older girls as Frozen 2 is *deep.*

    • @kathrynbrown5176
      @kathrynbrown5176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hsmacaraig , thanks for letting me know. The only reason why i'm watching Frozen 2 is because *i miss Olaf!* 😊

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Astro K. Even some of the MCs think he’s annoying.

    • @gracehart6123
      @gracehart6123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kathryn Brown uhhh well.... how do i tell you

    • @jacobcaloway7101
      @jacobcaloway7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kathrynbrown5176 b. B. B b. B. BBC. b. B. B

  • @raviolianth0ny751
    @raviolianth0ny751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    Some parents think it's creepy that their kids want to kill things in Minecraft...
    Other parents don't seem worried at all that their kids is killing real birds and saving the pictures and remains.. hm.

    • @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945
      @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      to be fair, i don't think he's killing them i think he's just collecting them

    • @akutenshi6946
      @akutenshi6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Taxidermy is a thing, maybe they're just interested

    • @slushu_6865
      @slushu_6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I murder everything in sight in Minecraft, idk I think it’s fun, but I love animals

    • @lulalaar7598
      @lulalaar7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      doesnt that only happen in scary movies tho

    • @wildmoonchild8210
      @wildmoonchild8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      joe mama nah a lot of people collect dead animals and do taxidermy and shit but usually older people and not kids

  • @plzineedtogowayrn6353
    @plzineedtogowayrn6353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    “Upgrade your socks.
    Upgrade your life.”
    Best advice I’ve ever heard

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Upgrades people,upgrades!*

    • @ishouldhavetried
      @ishouldhavetried 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm. I once spent $25 on a pair to wear ith my interview outfits, and they were the most comfortable socks I've ever owned. 10/10 would buy again.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10161

    "I'm a box and boxes don't have feet" seems perfectly logical to me.
    EDIT: Seriously? This comment got 6.9k likes? lol, thanks.

    • @Ti-tus
      @Ti-tus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *FINESSED*

    • @bury_me_shallow_ill_be_bac5368
      @bury_me_shallow_ill_be_bac5368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I mean, I pretty much do as much as a cardboard box 😒

    • @pomponi0
      @pomponi0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Agreed. I've never heard of a cardboard box with feet.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would lay my head on my neice and when she complained i would say "pillowx dont complain."

    • @audreyr9153
      @audreyr9153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Onyx1916 yep

  • @neckbeardthepyromancer5639
    @neckbeardthepyromancer5639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Kid: I'm a box and boxes don't have feet
    *It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable*

  • @Tuddyowo
    @Tuddyowo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5576

    "please god help me my son has a fedora" 😂😂😂

    • @mykenzieforbes5125
      @mykenzieforbes5125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Maurice Kearse I bet he is gonna a have personality like Patrick stump

    • @namesarefortheweak7161
      @namesarefortheweak7161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I want to get a fedora just because if Patrick Stump

    • @spicyrice7603
      @spicyrice7603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I have a fedora because of Patrick stump

    • @Holistic_angst64
      @Holistic_angst64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thots and pears

    • @griffinnguyen945
      @griffinnguyen945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      unrelated but i’m the 123rd like

  • @briight1316
    @briight1316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5203

    "My 12 year old is obsessed Five Nights at Freddy-"
    *_o H N O_*

    • @kellyk.8519
      @kellyk.8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      What is that crap, my kids have been talking about Freddy too, thought it was freddy kruger

    • @briight1316
      @briight1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Kelly Kelly
      Alright, it's basically a community that is obsessed with this horror game called Five Nights At Freddy's, it's simple enough, just a bunch of robots that try to scare you and stuff, but I mean, the community isn't the best... there are alot of adult oriented things that are mixed into the scheme and I think you should probably monitor your children because this stuff is only just the beginning of becoming a fangirl/boy.

    • @fluffchilla1317
      @fluffchilla1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Kelly Kelly it’s a horror game which robots which try to kill you and the game is not appropriate for young kids, the backstory is of childrne going to the restaurant but then a man kills them and stuffs them into the suits which they then became the robots that are now famous. The community is very toxic as well and involves adult content which of yes, you should definitely monitor your kids. Don’t let them buy the game because it might scare them. Overall the game is just inappropiate for kids so monster them as quick as you can.

    • @archmage_ged1240
      @archmage_ged1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@fluffchilla1317 "monster them" 😂😁😁😁

    • @kellyk.8519
      @kellyk.8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thanks what is strange is that I have the youtube set on restricted parental mode, it's not showing up as adult content.

  • @thealmightymushroomman
    @thealmightymushroomman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    0:10
    I guess you can say
    He's a *fan* of them

    • @afluffycottonball4265
      @afluffycottonball4265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Idk never speak again please

    • @siena9231
      @siena9231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get out 💀

    • @siena9231
      @siena9231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *noises of a fan running in the background*

    • @curiouscappuchino3677
      @curiouscappuchino3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The door is over there, *go ahead*

    • @samcree3051
      @samcree3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh jesus christ 😂😂😂😂

  • @alielzabidi1009
    @alielzabidi1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6991

    *IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM! YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND!*

    • @vixsteriaz
      @vixsteriaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      r a w r x d ?

    • @teddycouch9306
      @teddycouch9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@vixsteriaz "I couldn't help but notice your bulge across the floor"

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho9338
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You sir, just earn a new sub for that.

    • @mackstone7010
      @mackstone7010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I scream at my mother as I wipe my tears on a my chemical romance t shirt

    • @mychemicalryanross4395
      @mychemicalryanross4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      10000 Subs without any vids challenge Challenge I’m currently going through my emo phase. Someone told me it was a phase. Snip snip am I right?

  • @autumn8589
    @autumn8589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    The fedora one really struck home and made me laugh so much

    • @casonjohnson1838
      @casonjohnson1838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Autumn someone stop that kid!

    • @panicattheboychemicalpilot1985
      @panicattheboychemicalpilot1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ChemicalCheezWhiz击 Patrick stump is a soul voice lol

    • @lewishere3634
      @lewishere3634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This gives me mega flashbacks to my 8/9-11 year old self wearing fedoras after listening to and seeing Michael Jackson and Patrick stump from fall out boy and I wanted to be like them so I wore a cringey fedora everywhere I went and I still have some of them to this day, like I’d wear them EVERYWHERE

    • @moneluve1000
      @moneluve1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr. That was too good 😂

  • @vaiosony2
    @vaiosony2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    How can “peeing on the cat” be a thing you hope he grows out of? Some people literally hope their kids bring themselves up while they watch. Punish him for stuff like this, tell him it’s wrong etc. god damn it, I hate some parents

    • @stopmotionroyals7492
      @stopmotionroyals7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Batman if I was in that situation, I don’t know what the heck I would do. Some of those parents have tried but the kids don’t get it

    • @vaiosony2
      @vaiosony2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Stop motion Royals punish him, take away his toys if he doesn’t listen, show him it’s wrong. No way he continues this behavior if he’s going to be punished adequately. Most parents back in our childhood wouldn’t have tolerated this shit

    • @stopmotionroyals7492
      @stopmotionroyals7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Batman in my defence i am only 13, and overall I have been a good kid so I have never done shit like this

    • @vaiosony2
      @vaiosony2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Stop motion Royals it’s all good, man. You did nothing wrong ✌️

    • @lilphxl
      @lilphxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Batman He's 3, he doesnt understand things like that. He will most definetly grow out of it

  • @deanwitney9645
    @deanwitney9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Is no one going to mention that the bird killing kid is showing signs of being a psychopath

    • @ravievanmunster6955
      @ravievanmunster6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cruiser y- youve never heard about teenagers having phases? yknow, boys being obsessed by nike, people dressing emo, people hating their parents, that kind of stuff, those can all be phases.

    • @KuninKat
      @KuninKat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ravievanmunster6955 this is not a phase this person is a sociopath

    • @ravievanmunster6955
      @ravievanmunster6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KuninKat I wasn't saying that he isn't, I was just explaining that teens aren't too old to have phases.

    • @succulentgarden2975
      @succulentgarden2975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dean Witney
      That was my weird infatuation when I was younger, and I’m not a sociopath 😂
      It’s honestly just something that some people get infatuated with. I had a minor god complex I had to grow out of, and hopefully that will be the case for him too.

    • @lemonkiddo4602
      @lemonkiddo4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally what I was thinking

  • @aeden6331
    @aeden6331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    “I’m not going to build concentration camps” I died😂

    • @knightatyourservice7512
      @knightatyourservice7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And you know what is even more creepy? Some people thinks the villagers look like jews.

  • @yuathetsundere2482
    @yuathetsundere2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Nobody:
    Kid: "LOOK AT MY DINGLE"

    • @theminuteman6211
      @theminuteman6211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i died for his sins

    • @idabthereforeiam7479
      @idabthereforeiam7479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just now he does that shit to Jared Fogle.

    • @chatterbox1078
      @chatterbox1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember when my little brother would do that, literally he would just sit with his penis hanging out when he was like four

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to pull my pants down and run around yelling "Peenie! Peenie!" when I was 4.

    • @ssncrockett
      @ssncrockett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LoOk At My DiNgLe DaNgLe DoNgLe

  • @wintershock
    @wintershock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    Upgrade your socks. Upgrade your life.

    • @user-xm1wn5ms9j
      @user-xm1wn5ms9j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Evy Pamenter
      Damn!
      You gotta get an gotta get an upgradeeeeEeee

    • @sabinefranke5046
      @sabinefranke5046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Upgrades people,UPGRADES

    • @Pastel_Knights
      @Pastel_Knights 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *U P G R A D E E E E E E E E E E*

    • @Evieteresa
      @Evieteresa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fresh Peppers That *needs* to be the motto for a fancy brand of socks.

    • @DEFIB7
      @DEFIB7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My feet are fine as is, but my wallet is not.

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4496

    Son: Plays fortnite
    Mom: Just a phase.. I hope..

    • @cynniethia
      @cynniethia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      vAqeii it’ll die soon enough
      I kinda like it though

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      3:05
      "My three year old likes to pull his dong out of his pull up and yell "LOOK AT MY DINGLE!" I hope this stops before I send him to daycare."
      Am I going to Hell for laughing my ass off at that?

    • @jaredgarbo3679
      @jaredgarbo3679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or you'll have to go all Lenny on him.

    • @itiswednesdaymydoods5985
      @itiswednesdaymydoods5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We all know it isn't 😂

    • @Wisoven
      @Wisoven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      >Son: Plays fortnite
      Narrator: "Pushing [him] into a ravine and watching [him] die." 3:01

  • @fridaynightsaturdaymorning849
    @fridaynightsaturdaymorning849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    My parents probably hope my existence is just a phase

  • @raviolianth0ny751
    @raviolianth0ny751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    That one with the bird killing son should be careful... Those are the people that are more likely to end up having mental problems that cause them to be murderers and rapists and stuff... Hope that kid gets help if needed and I hope his parent can recognize weather or not he does

    • @dokchampa9324
      @dokchampa9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I mean, to be fair, the parent never saw him actually killing the birds. He could just be scavanging for their bones in the woods, just as he does with the feathers. There are some people that are just into that, sometimes they can even make some pretty cool jewlery with the stuff they find

    • @raviolianth0ny751
      @raviolianth0ny751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dokchampa9324 still stinky

    • @dokchampa9324
      @dokchampa9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@raviolianth0ny751 Ok normie

    • @farkleberry867
      @farkleberry867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he's probably like that because of his parent. Idk what "aquine on the inside" means but I'm pretty sure that parent is nuts.

    • @affadoodletigressjointacco932
      @affadoodletigressjointacco932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@farkleberry867 'aquine' means birdlike, specifically to do with eagles. I think it was a joke.

  • @graveyardbaby6165
    @graveyardbaby6165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    "its just a phase"
    Lmao that's what y'all think

    • @ElzekoGD
      @ElzekoGD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Say that once you're an adult and we might listen

    • @graveyardbaby6165
      @graveyardbaby6165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@ElzekoGD I'm deadass an adult wym 😂😂
      I'm just saying some teens don't grow out of a phase like most people think

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "My three year old likes to pull his dong out of his pull up and yell "LOOK AT MY DINGLE!" I hope this stops before I send him to daycare."
      Am I going to Hell for laughing my ass off at that?

    • @ElzekoGD
      @ElzekoGD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Doubtful Alien Only the teenagers that grow up as "manchildren" don't go past their phases.

    • @graveyardbaby6165
      @graveyardbaby6165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@82dorrin 😌 we all are

  • @cashewbag
    @cashewbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    the "knocking pigs into ravines and watching them die" reminds me of when i was 10, my dad let me play red dead redemption and I pushed prostitutes down the steps instead of doing anything useful 💀

    • @sogemorgan
      @sogemorgan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is the funniest thing I've ever read

    • @norwaee
      @norwaee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Reminds me when my dad got us GTA and me and my sister kept killing the hookers, getting arrested, repeat.

    • @meghnalekshman4137
      @meghnalekshman4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That sounds weird out of context

    • @yayalucia7997
      @yayalucia7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Damn, you said no prostitute rights 😭😭

    • @cashewbag
      @cashewbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yayalucia7997 LMAOOO

  • @definitelynotkraw
    @definitelynotkraw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    feather jumpsuit kid went from "oh cool so he likes birds" to "oh he's a furry" to "oh he's a future serial killer" real quick.

    • @tharnstonewall2005
      @tharnstonewall2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah he probably collects bird bones

    • @theMRsome12
      @theMRsome12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tharnstonewall2005 i mean the parent did mention killing.

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a dumbass though like what if some birds or whatever ate their son they even thought he was doing drugs like neither of these things is okay, a tracker doesn't mean anything if they cannot see what exactly their son is doing.

  • @orphiuscarves4756
    @orphiuscarves4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    Hot topic only kids: ITS NOT A PHASE, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
    Parent: *I WAS A TEENAGER TOO BEEOTCH*

    • @magdachlebicka3895
      @magdachlebicka3895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      My mom still tends to have phases.
      She's 51 and currently she loves trains. She bought a train toy with little railroad that fills most of the living room. She forced me to make our computer wallpaper out of a photo of a train. She watches youtube videos with weirdest/fastest/oldest/most beautiful trains all days. She has a calendar with photos of trains.
      It's not first phase of her, last year she liked plastic baskets and about three years ago she liked volcanos. Me being metalhead is really nothing when compared to her phases.

    • @nok4799
      @nok4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@magdachlebicka3895 That's kind of wholesome.

    • @magdachlebicka3895
      @magdachlebicka3895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@nok4799 Yes it is! Where else could I find a mother that would support all my phases as she does, 'cause she knows exactly how I feel?

    • @klemmaofthedollars332
      @klemmaofthedollars332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Im a fuckin emo kid rn and im fully aware this is a phase but like... Im a teenager and my teenage years are gonna be the only time i can get away with being like this so im gonna take the opportunity

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My mom is chill with my phase because she never grew out of her phase I am now in that phase and I will never stop listening to rock and going to hot topic and watching rick and morty

  • @itsunofficial
    @itsunofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Parent: “It’s just a phase”
    Kid: Bet

  • @jaelyncoleman3991
    @jaelyncoleman3991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Ok but that “Jedi on the street, Sith in the sheets” comment killed me 😂

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A comment that combines Star Wars with Jimmy Snow. Perfection. 😂❤️

  • @FrankDad
    @FrankDad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    2:55 YOU BUILT AUSHWITZ ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER!

    • @Cornnelius00
      @Cornnelius00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It’s an amusement park!

    • @dylanfrowen8580
      @dylanfrowen8580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      it's not a concentration camp, it's called "involuntary unpaid employment into construction work and eternal rest"

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hollacauster

    • @wetsped
      @wetsped 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ANOMALY

    • @eli8439
      @eli8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Peppa, what are you doing in my gas chamber 😏

  • @ariquintana5235
    @ariquintana5235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    My boyfriend is having this phase where he's obsessed with magic all over again and I like magic BUT he talks about it all the time

    • @burnt.norton
      @burnt.norton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh honey..

    • @ariquintana5235
      @ariquintana5235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ChrisHP_ Mmmmm yeah sure, I prefer you not doing that Lol

    • @ariquintana5235
      @ariquintana5235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @I am the milkman You should tell her how you fell, me and my boyfriend have been Dating for 2 Years and 11 months now, It is still hard for me to Open up or talk to him sometimes. We share almost everything we like with eachother so that makes it easier for us to have a conversation I guess, but it's not always this way cause sometimes I just don't really feel like having another conversation about magic. I tell him how I am feeling, just to be sure that he knows that I love him and I Care about what he's telling me, It's not because I don't want to listen to him, It's not because I can't stand him. It is usually because I am tired, so the More I try to pay atention to him, the more I get sleepy because I am not really interested on listening about that certain topic at the moment.
      His response to this is: Ok Bunny, then I'll tell you about It later, Do you want to talk about (topic).
      That's how we Work things out, we comunicate, that's the reason why we have never had an argument.

    • @melfox4388
      @melfox4388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @I am the milkman its either that she is afraid you will judge her for talking about other things or harry potter is all thats on her mind all the time.

    • @troycrann3933
      @troycrann3933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait Magic the card game or like spells

  • @abcdefghijklmnopteaisthebe8564
    @abcdefghijklmnopteaisthebe8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    “My 4 year old is obsessed with Minecraft.-“
    Me: He’s a true one boys

  • @gezi5927
    @gezi5927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Someone at my school showers every 2 weeks with exceptions for national holidays. I had 2 classes with him, and one of them was gym. Yikes.

    • @deen_771
      @deen_771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is.. Disgusting

    • @kowikowi7060
      @kowikowi7060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Showering takes like 5-10 min what is the problem?

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patricks_Petrock l he actually said this like it was an a accomplishment, this was back in middle school lol

    • @cyan.-
      @cyan.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gezi5927 "OH YEAH? WELL I SHOWER EVERY 2 WEEKS 💪😵😜😋😉💦" did anyone pick on him for that????

  • @tiiredkoi
    @tiiredkoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    *lowkey hot topic has some pretty great hoodies, shirts, and funko pops*

    • @ratherraptor2766
      @ratherraptor2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love hot topic, every once in a while when I have a Funko craze I still go there, though I've found box lunch and I love that store too.

    • @alymatronicdoesrandomness505
      @alymatronicdoesrandomness505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It does.
      Also merch.

    • @ohtakobackup6542
      @ohtakobackup6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I found some great anime-related stuff there, they also have really cute pins sometimes!

    • @tiiredkoi
      @tiiredkoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alymatronic Does Randomness I’ve gotten all 14 of my pins from there 😔👌

    • @J3llyfishie
      @J3llyfishie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! The one in the mall near me has a whole wall of funko pops

  • @origamishadow2655
    @origamishadow2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Once I was way to obsessed with creepy pastas. Thought it was an accomplishment. It wasn't
    Edit: I'm shocked it wasn't just me this time who liked my comment.

    • @jackcombs8273
      @jackcombs8273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same, shitty OCs and all.

    • @maxxx429
      @maxxx429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sameee, I literally needed to read something like 3/4 creepypasta everynight or a wouldn't sleep well! It Was a fucking crazy time

    • @jadrobe3492
      @jadrobe3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maxxx429 i wish that was me, I also went through a creepy pasta phase but since I only got around to reading them at night, and also bc im kinda paranoid of things, I got too paranoid of the dark and my minor hallucinations and had to stop reading them 😂

    • @maxxx429
      @maxxx429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jadrobe3492 that's Because you wasn't depressed my dear boy, lmao joke aside I remember getting scared after reading some of them but they never bothered me so much

    • @origamishadow2655
      @origamishadow2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classy Like Me tell them to watch Elfen lied or school days. It will cause them intense sadness. They will either actually watch more anime or be to sad to get out of bed

  • @nickb8507
    @nickb8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Nobody:
    Text to speech voice: Min-a-craft

    • @hotlinepeep57
      @hotlinepeep57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jaykquon nobody:
      no one:
      you: people are still making nobody memes
      (lmao sorry, i just still like em sometimes haha)

  • @kennedyskastleofficial8211
    @kennedyskastleofficial8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "mom I want a ceiling fan for Christmas"

  • @Confused_Nugget
    @Confused_Nugget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I wear hot topic all the time and you could never tell. Your kids have to find what to wear their not just what they see.

    • @8insects
      @8insects 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Temme Flake Yeah Hot Topic is more pop culture stuff instead of emo stuff now.

    • @polysteveshusbandandboyfri644
      @polysteveshusbandandboyfri644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hot topic isn't even emo anymore. At least the one by my house isn't. Theres so many bts things and I don't even like bts

    • @nicolea.1815
      @nicolea.1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      peachiicat subs Even as an army when it’s nothing about bts and people mention them out of nowhere it does annoy me. Sorry for some these people that do this.

    • @ratadedospatas1
      @ratadedospatas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      peachiicat subs as an army, they’re freaking annoying. i always want to call them out, but they kind of scare me -

    • @littlemeloncoli3017
      @littlemeloncoli3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost 75% of the stuff at the hot topic where I live is literally pastels and super cutesy make stuff...luckily there is a spencers and I get 100% of my shirts from there

  • @ufs.69420
    @ufs.69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    11:11 I guess that kid is an anti vaxx parent, then.

    • @jackdonohue7893
      @jackdonohue7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zakiaduale4569 how does Jay Gatsby have anything to do with fedoras?!

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sans, I think he’ll be an Entitled Parent.

    • @simplicity4766
      @simplicity4766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lily The Muggle How about both?

    • @user-go3jm1xj5g
      @user-go3jm1xj5g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jackdonohue7893 who tf mentioned fedoras

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpecTrAl_ReFl3X _ - lol I will never know which side you’re on

  • @grantrogers1858
    @grantrogers1858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I'm living in a van. It's not a phase. It's who I am, mom

    • @Ryan-co9xc
      @Ryan-co9xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is your van down by the river?

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryan
      Oh shit

    • @lovelandfrog5692
      @lovelandfrog5692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you divorced?

    • @onelIux
      @onelIux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FBI OPEN THE DOOR

    • @ihatethenumber9
      @ihatethenumber9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@requiemlul3140 HORRYYY SHIIITTT

  • @quillkills7822
    @quillkills7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    2:36 Minecraft isn't a faze. It's something you live with forever

    • @alexanderhamilton6249
      @alexanderhamilton6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Once you have Minecraft, you
      b e c o me Minecraft

    • @ryanhofmann6171
      @ryanhofmann6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck yeah. Me and my brother were getting so excited today cuz my mom said she'd help us update our game soon. I'm 15 and he's 13. We bond through that game, we love it

    • @chamberlainallman3242
      @chamberlainallman3242 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah

    • @34weaselsinatrenchcoat11
      @34weaselsinatrenchcoat11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahhahabbdhridjx I made a bunch of pride flags in Minecraft today

    • @samjames6714
      @samjames6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      34 weasels in a trenchcoat Once me and my friend infiltrated my cousins’ house and built a huge pride flag on it

  • @clover-il7tf
    @clover-il7tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    My sister lying. She’s 6. Some of her most recent ones include:
    “No, I didn’t smear lip gloss over the new TV. It was my unicorns”
    “No, I didn’t knock over your computer monitor. It wasn’t me!”
    “No, I didn’t eat the cookies. It was the leprechaun”

    • @littlemeloncoli3017
      @littlemeloncoli3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your sister is 6, shes a kid, its adorable aslong as her parents teach her lying isn't nice so she doesn't actually lie.

    • @chimera2654
      @chimera2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i was constantly lying started at age 5. but my lies were so believable for a 5y old so my parents did not notice (i always started a fight between my parents by lying). now i am 14 and lying like it's my nature. I try not to by reminding myself "how pathetic it is to lie without a reason" but yeah it is a habit now and i am drowning in my sins. I think you guys should stop kids who constantly lie from young age before it becomes a horrible habit.

    • @dolceamasweet3547
      @dolceamasweet3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Olivia Hey Don't ever try having any kids if you're actually like that.

  • @robynnhoud
    @robynnhoud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Me: **says I like girls**
    Parents: It's just a phase.
    Me: **gets a girlfriend**
    Parents: It's just a phase.
    Me: **kisses gf**
    Parents: It's just a phase.
    Me: **gets married to gf**
    Parents: It's just a-

    • @nataleejohnson422
      @nataleejohnson422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thats my dad summed up lmao

    • @unknown_bitch6734
      @unknown_bitch6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If this is a true story... Congratulations to you and your gf's wedding... Parents be stupid like that sometimes...

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me: *gets a gf*
      Parents: it's just a phase
      Me: *breaks up with gf*
      Me: *gets a bf*
      Parents: see I told you
      Me: *also gets a gf*
      Parents O.o

    • @soulsuckerfai
      @soulsuckerfai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just listening to not a phase by Jessie Paege

    • @soulsuckerfai
      @soulsuckerfai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Adurite Club wtf

  • @aquabitxh9770
    @aquabitxh9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "He is a great kid polite and kind but sometimes i kind of want to drop kick him a few miles because he's getting on my nerves"
    *Me as a parent*
    *Literally*

  • @Domdomdomdommod
    @Domdomdomdommod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "my son is obsessed with fnaf"
    6th grade me: *sweats nervously*

  • @Slick_Tails
    @Slick_Tails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Parents: "Hopefully my kid's obsession will die down in a couple years."
    Me, a 32 year old who reads Sonic The Hedgehog comics: "Ah. Haha. Heh heh. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, I'm sure it's just a phase."

  • @TrashBag05
    @TrashBag05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    “12 year old is addicted to five nights at Freddys”
    *quietly sits in the corner because I was 12 when I was addicted*

    • @izukumidoriya8598
      @izukumidoriya8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel ya man...

    • @ell1012
      @ell1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same except I still am. I love that god danm game

    • @beanhunter4647
      @beanhunter4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe you are in the furry phase now, will take a while to get out of that one

    • @Corvy_Crow666
      @Corvy_Crow666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was in second grade when I was addicted

    • @maashido8185
      @maashido8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SmolShyKitsune meep meep First for me

  • @ctrlaltmilk
    @ctrlaltmilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Imagine when that kid obsessed with Bowser sees Bowsette...

  • @the_gamerguys792
    @the_gamerguys792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    5:27 the way they wrote this post made me think it was an ad for a second
    'The newest and improved socks
    upgrade your socks
    upgrade your life'

    • @lou7754
      @lou7754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that’s literally the irenew bracelets+”i put my socks on my feet” (slowdown) by twenty one pilots

  • @guts7813
    @guts7813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I wonder what bella delphines parents think

    • @nightgaunt99
      @nightgaunt99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      she doesnt have parents anymore, they disowned her after the bathwater shit

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      According to her they dont care

    • @muir9257
      @muir9257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      she's not underaged so it's not like their opinion should matter. also, she's making money and she chose to do what she does. as a parent, it would honestly irk me, but hey. it's her choice. her shtick. so whatever, as long as she's not putting herself in danger.

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Our little darling is FAMOUS! Isn't that wonderful?"

    • @matthewyeoh2studioshere934
      @matthewyeoh2studioshere934 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WryIvyProductions lol

  • @deadchannel6886
    @deadchannel6886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    me: *tests mom with the "im gay" thing*
    mom: *"it's just puberty"*
    you see mom,,
    _i really am gay_

    • @sotossotirios824
      @sotossotirios824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Me:Mom I'm gay
      Mom:Disowned.

    • @thestral4699
      @thestral4699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mom: ItS jUsT a PhAsE

    • @s3lc0uth.s0ul
      @s3lc0uth.s0ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That is why I am afraid of coming out!

    • @s3lc0uth.s0ul
      @s3lc0uth.s0ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sotossotirios824 lol sorry :/

    • @sotossotirios824
      @sotossotirios824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@s3lc0uth.s0ul lol its ok.I haven't come out as a bisexual either.

  • @saff1257
    @saff1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    my dad be like: he thinks he’s bisexual 🙄

    • @EvoluteCreator
      @EvoluteCreator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Didn't you know that bisexuals don't exist?

    • @foreverken3377
      @foreverken3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ??

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@EvoluteCreator What. The. Heck.
      Edit: Oh, a fellow made in abyss fan.

    • @dokchampa9324
      @dokchampa9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@EvoluteCreator I choose to believe this is sarcasm

    • @MariaHernandez-ju6mw
      @MariaHernandez-ju6mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dokchampa9324 same

  • @peabean8755
    @peabean8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    3:00 not trying to be creepy but killing stuff in Minecraft is fun🤷‍♀️

    • @taehyungstea-d962
      @taehyungstea-d962 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      _killing real things is also fun, i need mental help_

    • @Rosesofblood
      @Rosesofblood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rebel6301 ew stop glorifiying that shit, nobody wants to hear that and frankly, get that edgy perfume out of here, no one wants to smell your so called "issues"

    • @archeryndior6796
      @archeryndior6796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roses of Blood exactly. 👏

    • @Logan-dc1fv
      @Logan-dc1fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean you’re right...

  • @pandapenguin1110
    @pandapenguin1110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Son:I love Minecraft with diamonds
    Mom: just a phase

    • @pandapenguin1110
      @pandapenguin1110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw I'm one of the first

    • @nutstv1903
      @nutstv1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 10 years later he's a miner

    • @pandapenguin1110
      @pandapenguin1110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that's something

    • @xlebnykot
      @xlebnykot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panda Penguin that’s basically my brother

    • @umhello9962
      @umhello9962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Creeper”

  • @niabiapia6461
    @niabiapia6461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Sorry to break it to you, but the 7 y/o wearing pull-ups isn’t a “phase” that’s something you, as a parent, need to fix by potty training lol.

    • @buddydiablo7838
      @buddydiablo7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      niabiapia night time toilet training only comes with age. Most kids train by 8 yrs but it’s not uncommon to go older than that.

    • @esto4978
      @esto4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Buddy Diablo aren’t most people toilet trained by three?

    • @buddydiablo7838
      @buddydiablo7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Esther Raeburn yes during the day they are. But night time toilet training (using the bathroom at night) only comes with age. So they won’t be mentally ready to use the bathroom at night until their bodies are ready. There’s nothing you can do to change that. Which is why the kid was still wearing pull ups to bed.

    • @emilybaker1089
      @emilybaker1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Buddy Diablo i’m pretty sure it’s extremely uncommon to not be night trained by like six

    • @buddydiablo7838
      @buddydiablo7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Emily Baker it’s not actually. It’s common until 12 but more 8 is classed as average.

  • @bubblegumlover6020
    @bubblegumlover6020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I was a toxic 9 year old. Obsessed with computers and always looking at the history of Windows over and over again. My poor parents...
    Always telling people over the Internet to “noscope themselves”
    Becoming a goth every 5 minutes
    Getting a bag from a sports team that I supported because I wanted to fit in. I didn’t know a single one of the players.
    If you’re 9, don’t do any of this stuff.
    You will regret it later on
    Edit: How are there this many likes?
    Edit 2: More likes? HOW????!?!?!

    • @Nathan.wappelhorst
      @Nathan.wappelhorst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey! I think I met you on xbox quite a few times!

    • @Windows98love
      @Windows98love 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH. MY. GOSH. I FINALLY FOUND ONE!!!! ANOTHER 9 YEAR OLD OBSESSED WITH WINDOWS!!! I was 8 when I went Windows crazy, and as you can see I am now 12 and still love it just as much.

    • @bubblegumlover6020
      @bubblegumlover6020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Windows98love when I was 9 I was constantly looking at the history of BSOD's, the Windows 1 BSOD terrified me. I had a nightmare where I heard the Windows 95 startup sound and I was scared of it for a while. I was also watching those Bad Apple error things.

    • @bubblegumlover6020
      @bubblegumlover6020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nathan.wappelhorst I didn't have an Xbox because my parents wouldn't buy one for me. I just played games on my shitty laptop

    • @papanong8997
      @papanong8997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was the same

  • @smunch24
    @smunch24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “my 5 year old son is obsessed with Bowser”
    oh
    oh n o
    keep him off FurAffinity

    • @choppydoppy
      @choppydoppy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      b o w s e t t e

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      e621.com

    • @VeryTerrySR
      @VeryTerrySR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sagacious Explains The Joke Wtf is that link? It was all in german

    • @LoganT547
      @LoganT547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mum: my son thinks he's an animal (yes, I'm a furry)

    • @dianegriesmar3899
      @dianegriesmar3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's my favorite villain but I'm not obsessed with him !

  • @jake.6730
    @jake.6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I was waiting for the “being gay” post

    • @unknown_bitch6734
      @unknown_bitch6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @unknown_bitch6734
      @unknown_bitch6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or the trans posts

    • @unknown_bitch6734
      @unknown_bitch6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Riley Noland I didn't say that it was a joke... Im closeted too bruh... I said that I was waiting for Homophobic or Transphobic comments cause it happenes a lot irl... Stop assuming that everyone is out to get you cause that isn't true... Where did you even get the idea that this was a joke?

    • @hotrightnow8932
      @hotrightnow8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @anikar2609
      @anikar2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      if there was any and u saw them whats a time stamp of it?

  • @fortherepublic1263
    @fortherepublic1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Most of these are just little kids being little kids.

    • @trebleclef7792
      @trebleclef7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Some parents are just either poor noobs or flat out ignorant

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Look at my dingle!

    • @Chloe-wp5zn
      @Chloe-wp5zn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahh I remember the days when I'd stuff my poop down the drain hole with my toe

    • @leftylizard9085
      @leftylizard9085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, we can't possibly have that, now can we?

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True but sometimes it's near unbearable having to live with it all the time lol

  • @fuchsia7440
    @fuchsia7440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Me:
    Nobody:
    Not even a single person:
    Computer: *min eh craft*

  • @doodbro931
    @doodbro931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Parents need to be aware of signs of severe depression. I have a good friend I’ve known since elementary school who dropped out of high school 2 months before graduation and his mom says he has barely left his room since then, 5 months ago. And his mom has shrugged it off and acting as if it’s a phase and he’ll get over it. I’ve been looking into resources for him at a nearby health center but I’m pissed that his mom talks about it like it’s nothing

    • @imaanahmed4965
      @imaanahmed4965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeez that's frustrating man, I'm sorry. Since he's most likely 18, if directed he could take full control over his medical information. I hope he gets the help he clearly needs. Good luck ♡

    • @Victoria-hp6sf
      @Victoria-hp6sf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      update us, op? hows your friend

  • @purrplegraqe
    @purrplegraqe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    when it said about that 12 yr old being obsessed with fnaf, memories of 8 yr old me asking my mom to print out pictures of purple guy came back- oh my poor mom-

  • @itsjustjade9508
    @itsjustjade9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    5:08
    okay what kid his age isnt tho?
    Im a 13yrold girl and i love socks for some reason , like VERY much ive spent like 30 dollars on slipknot socks and i spent like 50 on a website that let you print your on design on socks so i could have lopsizm and Velial Squad socks , it may sound cringey but hey im enjoying myself and not smoking crack so it could be worse Lol .

    • @bianca-6386
      @bianca-6386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should reeeally comment yourself

    • @opinionated_butimalwaysspi934
      @opinionated_butimalwaysspi934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I went through that phase too most of my siblings cousins and friends did to, I would spend most of my money on tie dye socks and wear them mix matched 😂

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then I'm here broke ;-;
      I hope our currency wasn't as shitty. $1=50(?)Php so all those socks must be like 1500Php.

    • @eliannalinde228
      @eliannalinde228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wulf768 true our currency of South Africans are also crap

  • @ShaneHummus
    @ShaneHummus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This made my day, I need to ask my parents about this topic! LOL

  • @celestegarcia923
    @celestegarcia923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I died at “my son wears a fedora, god help me”
    Lmao

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    My mom: my child is “obsessed” with classic rock help me oh my god
    I just like classic rock jckcdj(h

    • @AreEnTee
      @AreEnTee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If it was metal, I would be......... *MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD*

    • @tyler4068
      @tyler4068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like metal...

    • @thesupremewingull2984
      @thesupremewingull2984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler that is the right answer because there is no difference between them accept of how loud you scream

    • @AreEnTee
      @AreEnTee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thesupremewingull2984 1. Any type of metal
      2. Theres are differences. Heavy Metal is slowed down, while thrash is more faster, and death metal has blast beats

    • @jaco_21
      @jaco_21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then power metal

  • @cheesypancakes8756
    @cheesypancakes8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You build AUSCHWITZ in MINECRAFT? *YOU BUILD AUSCHWITZ IN MINECRAFT!"*

    • @spicegaming3846
      @spicegaming3846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “You built AUSCHWITZ in my MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ- I WAS GONNA BUILD A FU**IN FARM HARE OR SOMETHING.”

  • @reeses_unicorn
    @reeses_unicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:35 This gives me fear for my future children.

  • @kriskiireonsitakschill1732
    @kriskiireonsitakschill1732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    My child is 32, has a fedora, neckbeard, possibly gay but probably bi
    Send help he tells me if i wont make him strudels he will show me “the might of the blade”
    Help

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Turn it back on him:
      "You see, while you were becoming a neckbeard, I studied the strudel. While you were out shopping for fedoras, I practised baking. While you spent months swinging a katana for the sake of vanity, I used cook books. Now that you are hungry, you are unprepared. But not me. For I studied the strudel.

    • @kriskiireonsitakschill1732
      @kriskiireonsitakschill1732 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas my next school project lol

    • @MayHirayama
      @MayHirayama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gay with a fedora and neckbeard? I think that's the straightest thing ever haha

    • @kriskiireonsitakschill1732
      @kriskiireonsitakschill1732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mogguri nah he bisexual but still the “might of the blade “is bugging me!

    • @gianmarcobezada4206
      @gianmarcobezada4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Live by the blade, die by the blade. Nuff said.

  • @jar1005
    @jar1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My brother started playing Minecraft when he was 9. Still plays but he’s 19. He plays rainbow, 2k19, then bam Minecraft. He plays Minecraft listening to Tupac and yg

    • @iamcool8835
      @iamcool8835 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reality FAX! Are you sure he's not playing Roblox sometimes?

    • @jar1005
      @jar1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iam Cool no he hates roblox
      Also if you saw him you wouldn’t believe that he plays Minecraft

    • @jasonlagman9389
      @jasonlagman9389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jar1005 i like doges

    • @jar1005
      @jar1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Lagman I have doges

    • @haydenalexander
      @haydenalexander 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what’s your brothers name, he seems cool

  • @tjsilvestro4569
    @tjsilvestro4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When I was like 3-5 years old, I used to smell the bumper of EVERY car in close proximity to me.

  • @chaitea3931
    @chaitea3931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “Just stick to boys” mom. I am bisexual. You can not change that
    (Edit)
    I’m lesbian 😂😂 just took me a little to find that out.

    • @chaitea3931
      @chaitea3931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Cruiser Well I’m lesbian now, so oh well. Also, I can have kids with the same Gender. I can either get a sperm donor or adopt, they’re are plenty of kids to adopt in this world. Also there’s a reason why there are so many people in this earth, so people can have same sex marriages and not have to worry about “ending the human population”. You can agree with my mom all you want, but I know what’s right for me and I’m not going to feel uncomfortable dating a boy and marrying him. That’s not who I am and I’m going to stand up for myself and I’m going to enjoy expressing myself wether you and other people like it or not.

    • @chaitea3931
      @chaitea3931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anna buckley thank you!

    • @ANDROS2040
      @ANDROS2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Cruiser who says she wants children? She could easily not want any. And if she does, she could adopt. Those children need families too.
      She can love who she wants.

    • @katlynroseanne
      @katlynroseanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m so proud of you for accepting yourself!! You be you I hope you get a wonderful girlfriend and are happy :)

    • @BasedAhmed
      @BasedAhmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katlynroseanne
      why are you proud that she likes a different gender? seems kinda weird

  • @analisapena3086
    @analisapena3086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    My mom: I wish my daughter would stop obsessing over purple.
    Me: **Laughs hysterically**

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The color?

    • @analisapena3086
      @analisapena3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WulfeniteGirl #768
      Yeah, all of my school supplies, bedsheets, clothes etc. Everything.

    • @cydneylucy2139
      @cydneylucy2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally the same!!!!

    • @CopyofCharlotte
      @CopyofCharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@analisapena3086
      *Laughs in purple*

    • @tangiehuck4346
      @tangiehuck4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda same but with blue?
      Not the neon blue tho

  • @DoggyBoy-vg8si
    @DoggyBoy-vg8si 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’m 13 and I think I’ve went through a lot of these phases including the fedora one!
    Edit: okay I just finished the video and I feel like these were my parents writing these things. If you have any questions on why you would want these as a kid I can help.

    • @bttrickk787
      @bttrickk787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doggy Boy 1320 I’m 16 I went through it also I feel that’s a normal thing for children to do

    • @sage9849
      @sage9849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow ok. I was 9 when I went through the “I want a fedora”

    • @kennas4281
      @kennas4281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would you kill birds bro

  • @toxicitycat
    @toxicitycat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My brother refuses to shave his pube looking beard so it'll grow back as real facial hair, send help

    • @ryanhofmann6171
      @ryanhofmann6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We'll shave it in his sleep. I'm bringing pizza

    • @santiv4
      @santiv4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      tell him it’ll grow back as real facial hair

    • @toxicitycat
      @toxicitycat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@santiv4 I have, he doesn't listen

    • @toxicitycat
      @toxicitycat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ryanhofmann6171 He'd ACTUALLY beat the sh*t out of me if I did that

    • @noahmorgan3944
      @noahmorgan3944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LuckyBlackCat that’s a myth. Shaving hair doesn’t make it grow back better. Hairs are tapered so that when they are grown out they look thin but when they are trimmed the thicker end is exposed. The reason the myth goes on is that time goes by and hair grows in better whether you’re shaving or not.

  • @snazzyblank898
    @snazzyblank898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:31 she must’ve been watching Charlie and Lola
    Lola: but Charlie! I can’t get in the bath! Because theirs two whales in the bath!

  • @Aurora-rw9lp
    @Aurora-rw9lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i hope that kid got all the cool ceiling fans he ever wanted

  • @emilyfirth6079
    @emilyfirth6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My mum: She’s getting bad grades
    Me: HOW DARE YOU

  • @Secretingredientiscrime
    @Secretingredientiscrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Referring to child: Jedi on the streets, sith in the sheets.

    • @AxisDens
      @AxisDens 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah that was an odd thing to say

  • @MasumiSeike
    @MasumiSeike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *hears Fnaf* *laugh*
    Honey that's not a phase

    • @thedisabledviking
      @thedisabledviking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well the level of enjoyment from it is phase at least was for me, was about 14-15 when the first 2 came out and REAILY into it i even made a presentation about ir for my class i still cringe at myself when i think about that, (althought my calssmates did seem to enjoy it) i stil keep up with news and theories about it, and iam also reaily hoping the movies gonna end up good, and i have to say a lot of the fan made music is also reaily good.

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thedisabledviking well I actually came to Fnaf thanks to Nathans music first being Enjoy the Show and then Mangled with Matthew where I then learnt that the poor one would be torture from scott everytime he gets a new theory out 🤣
      Once you got in you never really get out.

    • @carimeslockdownedtree2654
      @carimeslockdownedtree2654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me, after being in the FNAF fandom for more than a year: *leaves before SL came out*
      Me: I am never gonna be in this fandom ever again
      ---
      Me, 2 and a half years later: H. Hgh. Frebby Fazdear. Mivharl.

    • @dogwatersoda
      @dogwatersoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _I never left the fandom._

    • @alymatronicdoesrandomness505
      @alymatronicdoesrandomness505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahhahaha I never left the fandom- I've been here since game one. I don't think I can leave.

  • @mommiellamie5322
    @mommiellamie5322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I really hope my son's dramatic side is a faze. He's pretty bad. His younger brother scratched him one day. I saw it happen, it truly was an accident. Anyone, and I mean, ANYONE for a week heard about his scratch. His speech therapist, his grandparents, and even random people in the grocery store. Right after it happened till the time he went to bed he had a blanket around it. His scratch didnt even bleed, barely got more than a bit pink. I blame part of this hysterics on his grandma. "OMG you poor baby!! Ohh did mommy give you ice?? Do you need a bandaid or tylenol?? Should I kiss it?? You poor poor baby!!" Like thanks a lot.

    • @burnt.norton
      @burnt.norton 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veronica Reynolds yeah, grandmas do that

  • @EmoFemboyHunter69
    @EmoFemboyHunter69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    *We’re* going through the “I’m a communist furry” phase
    *Our* mom hasn’t said a word

    • @EmoFemboyHunter69
      @EmoFemboyHunter69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      《UwU Fbi 》 oh sorry

    • @davidarruda8400
      @davidarruda8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **USSR anthem plays**

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you a hivemind or something too?

    • @EmoFemboyHunter69
      @EmoFemboyHunter69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob P. No

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmoFemboyHunter69 so there are *multiple* of you... God help us.

  • @deadinside4063
    @deadinside4063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lmao, my brother is five and whenever he wants to pee he starts to shout "I have a pee pee"
    Trust me it gets really embarassing when he starts to shout "i have a pee pee" in public

    • @Uloveeverglow
      @Uloveeverglow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead inside AAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMUYYYYY

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      o wow

  • @nicoblu
    @nicoblu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me: *wears guy clothes*
    Parents: its a phase
    Me: *binds and is taking T*
    Parents: its JUST a phase
    Me: *fully transitions and goes by male pronouns*
    Parents: ITS JUST A PHASE

    • @sussy6628
      @sussy6628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kitty kit kat ok gachatard

    • @keaira_m
      @keaira_m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same but good luck

    • @andrewr8436
      @andrewr8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep going boys, we gotta find who asked

    • @orrins8554
      @orrins8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew R it’s...,.,.,.,it’s literally relevant to the video??

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewr8436 Do you think you are funny or something?

  • @mcr5truther
    @mcr5truther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I started getting into horror really young. My dad said it’s a phase that all kids go through, my mom is just scared of me.

  • @FireDudeeee
    @FireDudeeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Don’t kill the villagers you need those mending books👍

  • @missylou725
    @missylou725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The kid who eats strangely (whatever he wants, when he wants..likes something then doesn't like it) needs to be parented properly. He's being spoiled. Either eat what your parent provides or starve. That will fix the problem. They're afraid he'll starve. Well, that won't last long. He'll get weary of starving himself.

  • @marrcoke9580
    @marrcoke9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Nobody:
    The text to speech voice: mary-oh

  • @tormenmashi_
    @tormenmashi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    kid: 'im depressed'
    parent: its just a phase

    • @gorillazfan6019
      @gorillazfan6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it professionally diagnosed or self diagnosed? If you’re really concerned talk to someone. The way you put it you make it sound like a normal emotional and you’re actually disrespecting those who really are depressed. Depression is not a joke.

    • @tormenmashi_
      @tormenmashi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gorillazfan6019 don't worry I am seeing a therapist, I appreciate the concern, but I am professionally diagnosed, I have been struggling with self harm back then and when I reach out to my school counselor for help they recommend me to talk to my parents and see a therapist, back then my parents told me it's a phase during puberty until they finally got me some help so

    • @gorillazfan6019
      @gorillazfan6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tormenmashi_ Well I'm glad to hear that. Sorry if I sounded aggressive.

  • @oopssorry2545
    @oopssorry2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Reddit: “ah to be 17 again”
    Me: 😳

  • @egoisticqueer
    @egoisticqueer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    my mom thinking me being bi is just a a phase

    • @djsurge_soldier1725
      @djsurge_soldier1725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit! I was SERIOUSLY gonna comment this!!! My friends and parents thought it would be a phase.....nope. Hot dude- Yes!🔥 Hot chick- Yes!🔥🌈

    • @Drakorvich
      @Drakorvich 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legowhite2 oof

    • @legowhite2
      @legowhite2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rubil foo

    • @Drakorvich
      @Drakorvich 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol k

    • @meredithandkyliepatrick4383
      @meredithandkyliepatrick4383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @anniebe4992
    @anniebe4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    box girl and pirate with 2 wooden legs gave me the best laughs of the whole channel 😂😂😂

  • @woahman1720
    @woahman1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Parents,
    *”Not a parent but,”*

  • @sprungerjarry5955
    @sprungerjarry5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Therapist: whats your biggest problem?
    Kid: My ParENtS ArE mY BiGGeSt PrObLeM

  • @pandapenguin1110
    @pandapenguin1110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Some kid: hey mom can u plz download fortnite
    Mom: I'm confused I thought u kids likeed Minecraft
    Some kid : She is just doing some phase

  • @suesylvester6456
    @suesylvester6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Jedi on the streets
    Sith in the sheets”

  • @jukesngambits
    @jukesngambits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The 15 year old is fine, he's just super interested in birds. These are the kids who become specialists in their field of study. Genisuses interested in their particular area get obsessed far before they're socially allowed to

  • @seratheeducatedfeline4227
    @seratheeducatedfeline4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way the text-to-speech says “she wears it again” at 7:59 has me in stitches, because even the computer sounds done with this kid. On a separate note, my 4 year old cousin is currently going through the ‘did you know’ phase, amusingly, I’m the only one he doesn’t do this too, and he seems so see me as the source of all knowledge because I’m a colossal science dork and can translate that knowledge into kid-speak. I’m the only one he sits still and listens to, it’s brilliant.

  • @debbiejaelovesyou3226
    @debbiejaelovesyou3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    when you're early and you don't know what to comment

  • @toblerone8797
    @toblerone8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The one on crying and screaming for hours on end was legit me until I was 11, it's terrible anxiety, I'm 12 now still have panic attacks (it was every day before) and all of this bc my parents couldn't handle having kids with anxiety, calling me and my brother spoiled bitches to our faces, just ignoring me, which all I needed was snuggling to calm me down, idk why my abusive mom couldn't handle snuggling with her child
    (I feel like a spoiled brat who just wants to complain about my parents but life really is hell with my mom) I feel really bad about sharing my story bc so many people have it worse and bear it but I'm here doing this and complaining about my life which is so much better then others but I should just shut up now, this comment is too long and it's late 😑

    • @imaanahmed4965
      @imaanahmed4965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Listen to me VERY CLOSELY. When I think about people who have it worse (I'm not abused in any way, but deal with some mental health issues,) I THINK ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU. You have ALL THE RIGHT IN THIS GOD DANG WORLD to complain about your parents cuz honestly they sound utterly AWFUL. _Your mental state is coming to a fragile point_ if you've screamed and cried for hours and _they did NOTHING TO HELP._
      It is a *PARENTS LEGAL LAWFUL DUTY to physically and emotionally SUPPORT and AID their kids.*
      YOU are NOT being ungrateful. If they've been so mean and abusive to you and your brother whAt's there to be grateful for?? They may put food on the table but that isn't the lone job of parents at all.
      THEY are ENDANGERING you and your brothers MENTAL STATE and your guys' EMOTIONAL WELLBEING.
      I know this probably sounds scary. But LISTEN.
      You NEED, absolutely NEED to tell a teacher or a trusted adult at school. They are literally *_bound by the law_* to get help for kids like you and your brother. They won't hurt you. Please. Tell someone. If not by speaking, then by a note of some sort. It may seem scary, I understand that fear whole heartedly. It's okay to be afraid. And it's okay to not tolerate how your parents treat you two.
      It breaks my heart that you think that just because others have it worse that you try to think you have it better. And let me tell you, YES, *you may have it better than others.* *_BUT, it doesn't mean you DON'T have it bad. Because hun, you have it so so s o very bad_*
      I'm sure you care for your brother. If you don't do anything to help for yourself, at least do it for your little brother. I deeply apologize if I scared you. I really wanted to get my point accross, and I hope I made myself as clear as possible when I say that you NEED to tell a teacher or trusted adult at school. You CAN have a better life than this.
      And believe me, you two DESERVE *_a happy, loving, and caring peaceful home_*
      You aren't alone. Thousands of other kids deal with the same kinda of parents and such. I've talked with some of those people. They deserve better. They deserve happiness. YOU TWO also deserve happiness. You are *_not needlessly complaining because you are sharing your story, and you have the power to change your story._*
      I believe in you. I may be talking from behind the screen but trust me, I don't ever take things like this lightly. When I wake up in the morning I will think of you and your comment. These things stick with me. I may possibly be thousands of miles away, but I'm on your side. I stand by you. I deeply and truly believe that you can have the courage to tell someone about what you're going through. _Don't give up child. Don't give in to the abuse. My 70 year old now retired teacher once said to the class,_
      "Courage isn't doing something without fear, but it's being afraid, so afraid, but STILL doing it. That, students, is true courage."
      You can do this ♡♡ have courage. And even if you end up crying telling a teacher, that _doesn't matter_ in the long run. Because the teacher has the ability to help you.
      The road to happiness is difficult for many, but it is achieveable. Never impossible. ♡♡♡

    • @toblerone8797
      @toblerone8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My brother has called the cps 3 TIMES, and noth8ng happened, he's lucky bc he's 19 and has collage for most of the year, and I have another brother too he doesn't get treated as badly bc he's "normal" (me and my other brother are trans) and thank you so much for taking your time to write this long and endearing comment, it really means a lot to me that people like you care. Thank you 😊

    • @imaanahmed4965
      @imaanahmed4965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toblerone8797 It's always my pleasure 💕 Hang in there. I'm sorry CPS did nothing for you. Word of advice then. You're most likely gonna go to middle school soon. Idk how elementary works, but I'm sure middle school could have guidance counselors who could help you. If they end up not believing you, (total crap if they're like that), try writing a diary to get your thoughts out. Doesn't matter the gender, writing the rough stuff helps. And you could just write on a piece of paper then toss it out too. When you have the chance confide in nice teachers and friends who are willing to support you. Take the advantage. And look up for healthy ways to cope with what you're dealing with. Again, hang in there 💕

  • @codeinecowboy8607
    @codeinecowboy8607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I remember when all the goth kids looked like Nikki sixx

    • @sage9849
      @sage9849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the look I’m trying for rn

    • @propertyofbreadryannsillybilly
      @propertyofbreadryannsillybilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i woke up in my shoes again but somewhere you exist singing oops i did it again

  • @RegularInvader
    @RegularInvader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm pretty sure my parents noticed, but I used to pick at my acne at age 13-15. I'm thankful for growing out of the habit because the thought of picking skin makes me cringe nowadays. I think I used to do so because there was some kind of satisfying reaction of "getting rid off" the acne.

  • @Gurblegopper
    @Gurblegopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was 4-7 years old, I was OBSESSED with Luigi from Super Mario Bros. Every day I would walk up to my mom, from there she would draw a mustache up with makeup, and then I would get my Luigi suit on. I would occasionally sleep with it, but only on special nights. My parents now make fun of me for wearing food socks or weird socks. As of right now I am wearing Dundler mifflin socks. Very comfortable