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  • @pambastian4893
    @pambastian4893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4860

    Boy was talking to me about how he couldn’t believe he had a girlfriend.
    Quiet girl turns around in her seat and says “Maybe cause she lowered her standards”
    Damn

    • @erinmorales9378
      @erinmorales9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Something like that happened to my friend

    • @sledgecity
      @sledgecity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Lol what a savage

    • @alexorally9053
      @alexorally9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      savage af

    • @user-wb7oj9hu2c
      @user-wb7oj9hu2c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Pam Bastian that was savage. poor boy.

    • @mila-we1hg
      @mila-we1hg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      O0of

  • @mlarkspur
    @mlarkspur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7726

    The quiet kid in my class was a savage. He attended classes everyday, until one day my teacher complimented him for being the only one with perfect attendance. Then the next day, he was absent.

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      That's a power move and half right there. Y'know what? Make that two

    • @krxxc.kk6
      @krxxc.kk6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @Katsuki Bakugo sus

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      quiet kid after getting complimented of his perfect attendance: im gonna do whats called a *pro* gamer move

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @Katsuki Bakugo yknow, come to think of it, you really are kinda the quiet kid in class until someone talks to you, kacchan.

    • @mlarkspur
      @mlarkspur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 indeed a pro gamer move

  • @ghostiexx111
    @ghostiexx111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    There was a quiet girl in my class this year who, never ever raised her hand or spoke, half of the class didn’t know what her voice sounded like, then one day another student was being screamed at by this really bad teacher and during his lecture she said “If you continue to act like this you’ll end up working as a garbage man.”
    Then, quiet girl raises her hand and the class goes silent because she never does.
    When the teacher called on her she simply said,
    “I would just like to point out that garbage men make more money then teachers.”
    Then went back to work.

  • @notrebroncos2615
    @notrebroncos2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    It sorta hurts when you see "when the quiet kid memes" and you're the quiet kid.

    • @dabi9219
      @dabi9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      actually no... I mean, yes, I wish I was as savage with answers as other quiet kids, but just that
      edit: goddamn it, I lost an opportunity to say " well yes, but actually no "

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No it doesn't ... IT MAKES ME STRONGER . EITHER SEEING PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING BETTER THAN ME DESPITE BEING THE QUIET KID OR SEEING THAT THERE ARE CASE WORSE THAN MINE . THE TRUE POWER OF POSITIVITY !

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Silver Chariot You cannot tell that from a TH-cam comment .

    • @Jackn17_
      @Jackn17_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, I’m trying to find ideas😂

    • @sn0wflowxrisbored937
      @sn0wflowxrisbored937 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

  • @Monochrome2004
    @Monochrome2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3025

    imagine intentionally being the quiet kid so that when someone starts acting up all you have to do is glare at them a little and the entire class loses their crap

    • @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531
      @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Ice Wing me most of school life. my family says I have a killer death glare and whenever people were loud I would just look at them and would quietly stare most of the time they would shut up ..my sister attributes my death glare as the reason no one messed with me in school even tho I blatantly ignored people and refused to speak to people I didn’t like... in high school a few guys tried ask why I never talked to anyone I would shut it down by saying I don’t like people / don’t like anyone in class they were always flabbergasted and if they pushed for more I would say they treat their friends horribly why would I want to speak to them they usually left me alone after that since I had implied I thought they were a bad person ... I have gotten better at not glaring not if you say something stupid ie a bad / offensive joke the glare comes out I can feel it on my face

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 i wanna see how scary your glare is. then I'd believe you.

    • @erikeriks
      @erikeriks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they are laughing at you not with you if you do that, if you didn't know

    • @CocoHornsby1864
      @CocoHornsby1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@erikeriks No one said anything about laughing lol

    • @shoenoodles3509
      @shoenoodles3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, us quiet kids have death stares

  • @segadora
    @segadora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4020

    Quiet kid stood up in class and said “I’m done” and left class
    He moved

    • @idktbh92929
      @idktbh92929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Ahaha69 , LMAO

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@idktbh92929 is everything the quiet kid says so funny to other people?

    • @jadethegoldfish771
      @jadethegoldfish771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ok but I’m my schools cops would actually get involved..
      You can’t skip a period without the authorities being notified ;-;

    • @idktbh92929
      @idktbh92929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      VMinIsFuckingReal방탄소년단 no...? I just found it funny that he said “I’m done”

    • @Erfeearchives
      @Erfeearchives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 you the quiet kid by any chance? I don't wanna bring K-pop into this but,,,,,,,

  • @bethsmith1503
    @bethsmith1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The quiet kids phone went off during class, and it was that “a potato flew around my room before you came excuse-“ meme. The teacher was so shocked for some reason the stopped the lesson and just stood there. That kid and I are now best friends 😂

    • @scurvy_dog
      @scurvy_dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i feel like with 86 likes you deserve 1 reply
      here is your reply

    • @haikyuumyserotoninbooster7658
      @haikyuumyserotoninbooster7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Landon you deserve a reply

    • @arooj7329
      @arooj7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@haikyuumyserotoninbooster7658 And Ishita, you deserve a reply

    • @ibrahimzulfiquar668
      @ibrahimzulfiquar668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arooj7329 And Juice,you deserve a reply

    • @nr6916
      @nr6916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ibrahimzulfiquar668 and here is your reply!

  • @s0larv
    @s0larv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I was in Spanish class and I was talking with my friend and all of a sudden we hear screaming and shouting. We both look up and see the quiet kid stomping on somebody that had been making fun of her. Everybody just looked at her in shock as they were both sent to the office. I knew it would happen one day.

    • @asandwich6823
      @asandwich6823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Where was she stomping the person?

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well done her:)

    • @m_christine1070
      @m_christine1070 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a distant memory of doing something like this.😳😁

    • @frog3630
      @frog3630 ปีที่แล้ว

      the fact that she was stomping on the kid makes me laugh

  • @pobbles6279
    @pobbles6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    We were talking about books since we had a free day. One girl yelled "books suck" and the quite girl said "almost as much as you on the weekend"

    • @ketch10
      @ketch10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

    • @lou6018
      @lou6018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Holy sh*t 🤣

    • @karalyngoldberg4858
      @karalyngoldberg4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Damn son where’d you learn that from?

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      im kinda getting the context of this but that wasnt as much of a big "roast"

    • @pobbles6279
      @pobbles6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 I know but that was one of the funniest things I've heard

  • @Lost_pixie
    @Lost_pixie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    "shut up"
    *reaches in bag for headphones, wondering why everyone is going crazy*

    • @achild5864
      @achild5864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      same

    • @MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS
      @MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The school shooter holding the class hostage wondering why one kid is listening to music

    • @athenajohnson5819
      @athenajohnson5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS I'm that one kid. I cant live without music in one ear anymore, or I get a headache and then get irritable.

    • @MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS
      @MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@athenajohnson5819 lol

    • @athenajohnson5819
      @athenajohnson5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS it used to be whatever, but then I started listening to spotify (ironically at the suggestion of the quiet kid) nonstop and now I can't stop. And being the nice kid, if I get irritable they get scared for me. If I cry they worry. If I flip them off and leave they get offended and call me to guidance to ask if everything is ok at home

  • @emmyp6357
    @emmyp6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    The quiet kid at my high school began to reach in his bag and count down, he pulled out what we thought was a gun. Turned out to be a squirt gun, he got expelled but he always promised me I was safe, so......

    • @Official_Chivo.06
      @Official_Chivo.06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I could see that happening

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The quiet memelord

    • @athenajohnson5819
      @athenajohnson5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The quiet kid and I are close, I could see him doing this. Everyone thinks hes gonna kill them with his black backpack so he always asks if he can set his bag down and walk me to class, leaving it there, and see how ppl react. I keep him from being expelled for this by saying hell no

    • @vibecheck5176
      @vibecheck5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i wanna do this now

    • @AustinWTchoi
      @AustinWTchoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Little did they know, it had acid in it...

  • @nr6916
    @nr6916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    One time, we were talking about how babies are usually born with their head coming out first. The teacher claimed that if not, the baby will likely have problems. This one annoying kid in my class announced that he came out feet first. Literally, it was automatic and I quietly said “Well that explains a lot.” My side of the classroom started bursting out laughing. The annoying kid asked who said that. A girl ratted me out while laughing.
    He looked at me with surprise and I looked him straight in the eye and shrugged. I went back to my work. Still proud.........

  • @shuichii7832
    @shuichii7832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    I AM the quiet kid and I've had kids ask me genuinely if I'm a mute (to which I've usually just responded with "no. Hello.") and I'm just *waiting* for my opportunity to say something legendary

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Will it's gonna happen eventually, if your name/pfp says much

    • @ThatKidWolfy
      @ThatKidWolfy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shuichi i one way I got out of being the quiet kid is use memes and be ironic

    • @kyleingalls4826
      @kyleingalls4826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Shuichi i trust me the day will come. And it will be glorious

    • @kanikhartz
      @kanikhartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No one plans to murder out loud

    • @Myrkul-D
      @Myrkul-D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shuichi i yo same

  • @foxy-dl3rd
    @foxy-dl3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    i’m kinda friends with the quiet kid and me and him were walking around when a couple of his friends tackled him. he ended up pinning one of them down and aggressively yelling “SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY” i couldn’t stop laughing for the life of me 😂

    • @rui_mas
      @rui_mas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      LOL thats hilarious

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      wtf thats so random lmaooo

    • @insurrectionaryantinatalist
      @insurrectionaryantinatalist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think he's the quiet kid if he has a couple of friends.

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@insurrectionaryantinatalist all quiet kids have friends. they just dont make them. their friends go to them.

    • @insurrectionaryantinatalist
      @insurrectionaryantinatalist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@vminisfuckingreal998 "all quiet kids" wym all lol. The real quiet kids don't talk to anybody for shit.

  • @smhallers9905
    @smhallers9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    In the words of Stephen Hawking, "The quietest people have the loudest minds."

    • @nr6916
      @nr6916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why is this so true? I barely talk yet my mind is always shouting and constantly talking. Literally the only way I can fall asleep is by making a story up in my head. It’s freaky

    • @Sniper_4_Life
      @Sniper_4_Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nr6916 lol, same for me

    • @le_sloth
      @le_sloth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nr6916 same and I have lots of unfinished stories-

    • @variklane7032
      @variklane7032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@le_sloth you should write them down you never know when you’re gunna need to tell a story

    • @variklane7032
      @variklane7032 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like that one guy at the end of a wizard movie that says “okay young one here is your to write your story”

  • @lucasxue2031
    @lucasxue2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The quiet kid in my online class used a gun room as his virtual background and scared the sh#t out of my teacher

  • @ncg8224
    @ncg8224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    Quiet kid: You might want to be sick tommorow.
    Me: Calls in sick the next day

    • @jekisimartines3291
      @jekisimartines3291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Then you hear screaming inside the school and how 5 kids disappeared

    • @gault6546
      @gault6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

    • @thegachalegends5271
      @thegachalegends5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *Later the next day*
      Breaking news: *the school was on fire and everyone had to escape or it would be they're last day in hell*

    • @powerful8996
      @powerful8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Walter James Uno reverse card

    • @thegachalegends5271
      @thegachalegends5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ano182 seriously

  • @xxlilrhxx2979
    @xxlilrhxx2979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    This girl was talking non stop for a long time in history class when my quiet friend just says "This is why people kill themselves"
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @panicasap5120
      @panicasap5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      XXLilRHXX that’s great.

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Savage

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would have shouted in "legendary"

    • @bunneyrice8792
      @bunneyrice8792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uhhh shit 😂 that was awesome

  • @idontknowwhattopickforanam8451
    @idontknowwhattopickforanam8451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    No one is going to talk about how that one guy said “living in a sewer with three brothers and a talking rat who forces you to do karate all day does that to you”

  • @miniyee
    @miniyee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There was this quiet guy in our class back then. I remember there was once a group project we had and he was assigned to keep the class from goofing around. One of the students was being noisy and trying to get someone to switch seats. The quiet kid yelled at him. Everyone was in shock. No one heard him raise his voice before. The teacher was stunned

  • @OrtensGrabbar
    @OrtensGrabbar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7540

    When you laugh at memes about the quiet kid but realise you're the quiet kid

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      *bruh moment*

    • @jayemillichap1559
      @jayemillichap1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Me

    • @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531
      @minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Yes even the teacher was super surprised when I asked for a test sheet because mine was blank he literally said I think that’s the first time I have heard your voice ...then the whole class commented me too and stuff like I have 3 classes with her this is the first time ..the kid at the desk next to me was the most shocked we had had at least one class together for 3 years he always asked to barrow paper or pencils or to share my book and I wouldn’t respond and instead just lend him what he asked for ..he asked if I thought he was annoying and I just shrugged then the teacher pipes up and says of course she does you never bring your things to class and all ways bother her for it ....I didn’t say anything and he got bright red ..and the class laughed ...he still forgot stuff and would ask to barrow things but from then on he would call my name instead of saying hey..

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@minwellitsanicknamebegrate2531 thats so wholesome oml

    • @jonathanjaca5778
      @jonathanjaca5778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      me

  • @Tristan-
    @Tristan- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    When the silent kid is getting roasted and then he reaches in his back pack and says big mistake....

    • @TisNano
      @TisNano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      :o, the legendary Uno reverse card

    • @jesss6574
      @jesss6574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Tristan van Doornik *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

    • @stewiegriffin4565
      @stewiegriffin4565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMAOOO

    • @tanjirokamado3159
      @tanjirokamado3159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Proceeds to pull out gun

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      0-0

  • @lilirhodes1562
    @lilirhodes1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    when i was in 6th grade, in my history class, we were learning about the Aztecs i think, and we were watching a slideshow thing. anyway, one of the pictures was a mask of some sort, and it looked strange, so the class douche, we'll call him ben, he goes "oh, ew thats so friggin ugly" then my friend goes "oh, so like you?" then without missing a beat i sit up and say "no, dont be an idiot. it looks better than him". still proud to this day
    edit: it was actually 6th, not 7th grade

    • @se-itama4543
      @se-itama4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Death is that a jojo reference?

    • @TheBloodGod104
      @TheBloodGod104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That what we call a pro gamer move

  • @MarbleFox162
    @MarbleFox162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’ve always been that quiet kid everyone forgets about in class. One time not long before class was over, I really needed to pee. I asked if I could go, and my teacher said “tie a knot in it, we’re almost done.” As soon as she said that, I quietly sang “you do the loopty loop and pull.” (It’s part of a song from a spongebob in case you aren’t aware.) I didn’t think anyone would hear it... I was wrong. I still have people that were there remind me about that. It was about eight years ago.

  • @ramzifarran7157
    @ramzifarran7157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11349

    My quiet kid is once roasted someone so hard I was chocking.
    They have no religion so someone once asked rudly
    "How do you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"
    They replied
    "How do you celebrate valentines day when no one loves you?"
    XD I DIED HERE

    • @timothyross8834
      @timothyross8834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      I've heard that before in (of all things) an undertale video that i watched a few years ago

    • @suelily4281
      @suelily4281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      Yeah, I've seen a meme the once that said
      "Telling an atheist they are going to hell, is like telling a trekker they are going to Mordor"

    • @phantomfirefox1543
      @phantomfirefox1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Dang

    • @SuperT
      @SuperT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Christmas has gone so far from its orgins. Now it’s just parents buying their kids presents and it is expected that you just get like $200 worth of presents each year. Not complaining of course though.

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@SuperT chirstmas is celebration that days will became longer in every civilisation, and not Jesus birthday. Some retards came up thst Jesus was born on December 25th so people would celebreate it. And even now people think that he was born om December 25th

  • @sarah12232
    @sarah12232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I'm so quiet that if I see a lizard I'm like "there is a lizard there" and people start screaming and climbing their chairs while I'm just staring at it

    • @marioelburro1492
      @marioelburro1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @The Last Avenger I saw a cockroach in my class and let it walk in peace. When this guy that was high af noticed it he got on top of the table and everyone started screaming. Poor cockroach(I was a freshman and everyone screaming were juniors and seniors)

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In class, we used to have some ants in there and I saw some ants and just stared at them

    • @sarah12232
      @sarah12232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I didn't feel sympathy for the lizard... That is my fear response... Staring at what's threatening me...

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sarah12232 I try to catch lizards all the time and, as of right now, I have 2 leopard geckos
      (Wont be keeping one, we got it when we got a new terrarium)

    • @animelife6263
      @animelife6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I was drying my hands with the towel and the lizard was on the other side of the towel and I didn't knew... It was on my hands and I just shaked my hand and no screams.... (Maybe inside scream.. That was a long ago so I don't recall about it)

  • @ishaggedyourmum1700
    @ishaggedyourmum1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I remember the quiet kid in my class was being shouted at and she calmy replies: "Miss it is nearly home time and I know you don't want to be here much longer as you're acting stupidly annoying."
    She got in trouble but would never forget that

  • @puffy6763
    @puffy6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “You will be blessed with good grades for the rest of the month”
    *jokes on you cause it’s corona time*

    • @S2p1dboy
      @S2p1dboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @sariasmith9126
    @sariasmith9126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    The amount of people commenting on this video writing, "Quite" instead of "Quiet".....

  • @thisisntyoutube
    @thisisntyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    Someone asked me if I could talk and I said “no”

    • @oofoof1483
      @oofoof1483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Same lmao

    • @whydidyoubotherreadingmyna5398
      @whydidyoubotherreadingmyna5398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Same but not at school

    • @Julie-hk4hy
      @Julie-hk4hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Snufkin I’m quiet and literally anytime someone asks me that I respond with no

    • @marellbassant6572
      @marellbassant6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You are a legend.

    • @Embertuft
      @Embertuft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Someone asked if I was mute and instead of saying “no I’m not”
      - I shook my head.

  • @drawwithangel2.0
    @drawwithangel2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This reminds me of a time when a quiet friend of mine was drawing a picture before class started (this was in 7th grade ) and a lot of people were talking about her odor ( which was not THAT bad ) but she started freaking out and chasing one of the girls who were talking about her and while doing so pushing every object out of her way to do so and even climbed on top of the teacher desk to get to her faster . Man was I dying laughing when the girl who was talking about her was the one who got suspended not my friend 😂

  • @hannahsenior5124
    @hannahsenior5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The most shocking thing the quiet kid has said?
    Me: saying anything at all.

  • @oxygenstealer4078
    @oxygenstealer4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    I was the 'quiet kid' in middle school. I was always drawing in class and never talked to anybody. Once this kid in my English class who constantly talks (literally constantly) was looking over my shoulder at the drawing I was working on and he grabbed a pen and scribbled on it. I was devastated considering I had been working on that drawing for the past 2 hours and was really enjoying how it was looking. I yelled at him until he cried and walked out of the room. The whole class was silent. I didn't even get in trouble.
    I felt really proud of myself afterwards and to this day

    • @llama2056
      @llama2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      holy shit

    • @bryce212
      @bryce212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That would piss me off so much

    • @aubreybieg7
      @aubreybieg7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You should've beat the shit out of the kid!! He ruined a 2 hour drawing!!! Some kid in my class in 5th grade did that to one of my favorite wolf drawings, so I beat the shit out of him while laughing like a psycho and telling him not to fuck with me again. It worked!!

    • @slimeysnails2024
      @slimeysnails2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      some kid did that to my painting in 7th grade that i was still working on and have been working on for the past week and i stabbed him with my pen next to me...i got suspended...bitches dont play with my art are you fucking serious?!

    • @steam3802
      @steam3802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Middle school?! After I read it I forgot the grade thinking it was early Elementary. That dude needs to grow up. Scribbling on someone's art Is something I'd expect my five year old sis to do, but a middle schooler? What even pushes someone to ruin someone's art... the nerve of some people

  • @OPJuiceBox
    @OPJuiceBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    Weirdest thing I’ve heard the quiet kid say
    *”Execute order 66”*

    • @melz4766
      @melz4766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Uh oh

    • @jongcaray4531
      @jongcaray4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and the likes are at 66. creepy

    • @OPJuiceBox
      @OPJuiceBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pillow Gaming HOLY JESUS LMAOO

    • @masterpingu5942
      @masterpingu5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would like but they're already at 66

    • @vordakbruce166
      @vordakbruce166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      From star wars.

  • @kimwhyte7533
    @kimwhyte7533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My quiet kid was sitting at close by my table at lunch. One of his friends were making jokes about how he's adopted and stuff. The quiet kid then replied "at least someone wanted me" and everyone at the table were cheering and I was laughing with my friends at my table😂😂

  • @MG_Spy
    @MG_Spy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I basically never talked in my psychology class and the teacher would almost never call on me. One day we're going over the hierarchy of needs and she starts talking about esteem. She says how its "pretty much how you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10" and I just quietly said "zero". Except it wasn't quiet and everyone in class heard and was laughing while looking around trying to figure out who talked. That was literally the only thing I ever said that semester.

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Assassin that’s sad that I can relate😂

    • @fann.9874
      @fann.9874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me in Psychology my teacher (pretty cool dude) caught on quick that I wasn't talkative. I did my work and kept to myself pretty gudddd year. Being the quiet kid meant no one really knew me didn't mind it. 🤣I knew most of the ppl in there and I kinda just analyzed everyone like their personalities and junk. When I did talk everyone would just (👁👄👁)

    • @remrushan
      @remrushan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Assassin *m o o d*

    • @seamusburke3350
      @seamusburke3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chin up, mate.

    • @buffycatnip
      @buffycatnip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg something similar happened to me in psychology class on the topic of esteem or something like that. my teacher said something along the lines of "quiet kids are usually the ones will eventually crack" and the guy next to me basically grabbed his desk and scooted away from me right in front of the class. some of my classmates were laughing and i was awkwardly laughing along with them but deep down, i was pissed at him for doing that.

  • @brandonjakl6072
    @brandonjakl6072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4277

    After watching my 87th reddit video I’m starting to think I should just start using it myself

    • @gloriyahboregah6384
      @gloriyahboregah6384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Same

    • @MrBeachDoctor
      @MrBeachDoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      don't, it's addicting. Not the stories really but the comments. sometimes there are over 2000 comments and you don't want to stop reading till you read them all...... Hours and hours on one thread.

    • @heavenshaffer
      @heavenshaffer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaklantern me too.

    • @stanneilcicieregaforclears8753
      @stanneilcicieregaforclears8753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, but why would I go through the trouble of downloading something?

    • @jerryku6515
      @jerryku6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jaklantern only? Nah this is like my 200th

  • @notverycreativename6288
    @notverycreativename6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm the quiet kid at school so no one expects me to say bad words

    • @emeraldlily673
      @emeraldlily673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I once swore on the bus (I was a TAD mad...) and my friends just stared at me in shock. 😂 then came out with “You SWEAR?!” And I just replied with “You should’ve been at School of Rock” (our school production last year, the year 7s were SO annoying).

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that shit's mad annoying ngl, how everyone thinks we're just angels who would never cuss or hurt a fly just cuz we're quiet 😂😂

  • @mono_poisoner
    @mono_poisoner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:24
    relatable
    bc i am muslim, teachers would either just give me a small card with 'happy holidays' on it or absolutely nothing while the rest of the class got things like christmas themed chocolate, candy canes and lots of candy

    • @ventingmachine101
      @ventingmachine101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh...

    • @fredericksaxton9782
      @fredericksaxton9782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, religious people get offended if you don't follow their rules. If you don't celebrate the holiday, why would they give you anything? That would be partaking in said holiday, cause that's what you do on that holiday..but you don't celebrate it, so you get nothing. I'm just saying, it makes COMPLETE sense. If you DO celebrate, tell them, if not, why are people complaining??

  • @smilly1683
    @smilly1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "He started to attack someone in my class with a table when the teacher got a cup of coffee"
    *with a table*

    • @third-ratedude4234
      @third-ratedude4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He once attacked someone in the class
      *with a fucking table*

    • @cslginhaertel4357
      @cslginhaertel4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I actually punched one kid in the Belly and Chest with a Wodden Chair

    • @seriousperson2065
      @seriousperson2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I once kicked someone in the class....
      *with a table*

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m just imagine some deadpan af kid picking up the teacher’s desk like a battering ram and running at some poor bastard who’s frozen against the wall and screaming for help.

    • @corundum-voidlessm6480
      @corundum-voidlessm6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smilly
      Undertale stronger than a *table*

  • @Poloskii
    @Poloskii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    One time the teacher had just came in the class and gave us work and the quiet kid refused to do it here is the following
    Teacher: do your work
    Quiet kid: do your job
    *whole class dead silent*

    • @jesuschristwithwifi8181
      @jesuschristwithwifi8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What a legend

    • @zeni7935
      @zeni7935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @Poloskii
      @Poloskii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zyphoswtf3402 lol Who missed the joke

    • @-bg.tan-5034
      @-bg.tan-5034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes , he doesn’t know who to wooooosh

    • @nikapot7
      @nikapot7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah sure

  • @earlandretoriente7395
    @earlandretoriente7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When the teacher says 47
    And the quiet kid says"ak"
    The whole class: *aight ima head out*

  • @moonythespoony
    @moonythespoony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    On middle school my classroom was "The Quiet Kid classroom" there was 3 quiet kids, 1 quiet teacher and this teacher only talked by the whiteboard, because she was too shy and quiet, and one day the fast kid came late to class and the teacher started drawing a stickman screaming and wrote next to it "sit down and never come late again, or else something not funny will happen with you, everyone in class except the 3 quiet kids got scared and some ran to the bathroom scared.

  • @dylanbowry2000
    @dylanbowry2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I remember like you know how there is always the one silent kid on the baseball team that’s always really good though. So we made a group chat for our allstar team and out of the ordinary he said “if you can make a girl laugh and giggle you can make her ass clap and jiggle” we all started dying laughing. We were honestly all so surprised because we had never seen that side of him.

    • @nataliarodriguez4844
      @nataliarodriguez4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thats amazing

    • @ugot3potted947
      @ugot3potted947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-gf3vm4mn4s I'll get the coffin though it's ben 2months are you okay ??

  • @user-hf1wc5pf5c
    @user-hf1wc5pf5c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    *"Living in a sewer with three brothers and a talking rat who forces you to do karate all day does that to you"* I completely died 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Updwtea
      @Updwtea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I finally foind the comment i was looking for

    • @mystictenshi3764
      @mystictenshi3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ykdageneralplug2894
      @ykdageneralplug2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mystictenshi3764 not that funny calm down

    • @mystictenshi3764
      @mystictenshi3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ykdageneralplug2894 Ok ill be honest here at this point in time it wasn't me, it was my brother. And lowkey, it's actually funny.

    • @ykdageneralplug2894
      @ykdageneralplug2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mystictenshi3764 it's really not

  • @sophievaughan1488
    @sophievaughan1488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    There was this very pretty, sweet mute girl two years above me who was so helpful and caring at all times, in my highschool that I couldn't help admire, it may be possible I could have been crushing on her slightly without realising it too. She was pretty enough to be in with the it girls of her class but due to her muteness and keeping herself to herselfness it was very unlikely it would ever happenan as they were always flaunting there looks and gossiping loudly after all they were the popular type and mostly stuck up too. Unless your aware of this girl being there from the start you probably wouldn't even notice other wise. The day she had started she was late and came in during an assembly of all the years together. The head teacher asked her to introduce herself but she just smiled shyly walked to the back of the hall and sat down in amongst the crowd, in the end the teacher introduced her instead by stating her name. (I'll just call her V) Well anyways over time I don't know what it was but I couldn't help watching V whenever I saw her around, my mates noticed an teased me slightly. Though back then I swore I wasn't crushing on her. I noticed many student's tried to befriend her an get her to speak but she would just smile shyly. As the years when on her class would often join our class, for the older years to help us younger years with certain projects. Both my class and obviously her own class, including teachers eventually became used to her silentness. At lunch, break and somtimes dureing our class, she was often teased by some the other student's mind mostly the popular type boys an girls. Though she simply brushed it off all the time and calmly smiling would walk away or completly ignore them like it was no big deal. One day in the middle of the cafeteria were I like many others just happened to be, she was being bullied by a group of idiots and to everybodys suprise she spoke. It started with one the boy's simply teasing her about being mute and then the popular girls found it funny to get involved. This clearly pissed her off.
    Boy1: aww look it is, was born with a voice but don't know how to use it, girl.
    Boy2&3: laughing.
    V: Simply smile and side step them to carry on.
    Girl1: Oiii they were talking to you!
    V: smiling, ignoring the comment, while carrying on.
    Popular girls: (following after her)
    Girl2: don't you want any friends? Girl3: Do you even like anyone in this school, is that the problem?
    Girl1: You could always go else where. You'd be doing us all a favour, not like you fit in here anyways.
    V's response to this had the entirer cafeteria of students and teachers all staring in complete shock and laughing about it for weeks after. Dame V, this sweet girl really can stand her ground.
    V: Your forgiven for being a bitch. I know it's not easy for you to have to pretend to be straight just so your parents don't find out, because there some what set on you being with the most popular guy in our school. Or obviously you don't want your bf to find out either, can't have him leaving you right? Well so what your secretly wishing you were with me, to bad ain't going to ever happen. Plus not to mention your jellousy of me can't be helped either, after all even your boyfriend only teases me because he along with his mates are all secretly crushing on me also but are just to proud to admit there feels, for having falling for somone who isn't part of the popular group, hints why I can't help finding all of this shit hilarious. You can't deny any of what I've said from being true so you can't blame me for simply pionting it out to you. You see I am in fact aware of things even if you hadn't noticed I was and there for in future you should be more carful who you speak to that way. I have mates thire just, not exactly anything like you or from around here. I get on alright with most students as they havn't given me a reason not to and those I don't, much like yourself I simply pitty. Know that you've gotten me to speak to you, dose that really satisfy you that much?
    After that she simply wlked out of the cafeteria without giving them a chance to reply, she when back to being silent again like it never happened.
    I remember being with my mates not far away from the scene so had a good view tbh of the whole thing. I felt slightly awkward myself mind because she looked over at me a few times and smiled randomly, I'd smiled back but felt slightly shy myself, even more so as she locked eye's with me as she said "I am in fact aware of of things" before turning back to the girls she was arguing with. I felt as though she she was some what aware of me slightly crushing on her too. Though back then I wasn't even properly aware of my own feelings or that I possibly actually was. I just can't believe how everyone after that day in the cafeteria had stoped bulling her and left her alone or at least to her face anyways as there were a few sly comments behind her back going around still but it cleary hadn't gotten to her.

    • @demonman1234
      @demonman1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holy crap you wrote a essay.

    • @lisamissingyadom9333
      @lisamissingyadom9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@demonman1234 and it was a very interesting essay🌝

    • @siljasebastian4667
      @siljasebastian4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice story but bruh you wrote a fricking essay

    • @Sami-df7dj
      @Sami-df7dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is such a cute story. I really want to know what happens next. Do you get to know her better?

    • @So-Many-Orphans_.Husky.
      @So-Many-Orphans_.Husky. ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s basically me. I’ve had dozens of people try talking to me but I get awkward and they quickly get bored and leave. Honestly, I personally find myself prettier than the popular girls, it’s a shame I’m not an extravert. I’ve had multiple people of both genders confess to me this year but of course I’ve rejected them all. Really, I’m a very nice person, but I can have a bit of an attitude and am very sarcastic like every other quiet kid. And it’s not that I don’t have friends, I have at least 100 back in my home state, including 5 here, but I don’t really talk to the four I have at school that much. I just choose not to socialize because I don’t want to be disrespectful and I want to make sure i don’t fall behind on my work. Once you get me talking you can’t get me to shut up. If I had an outgoing personality, I could have a boyfriend already. I really would. I can’t wait to have the opportunity to say something that gets everyone quiet. I’ve had some moments but nothing like what you said. I just find it funny that us quiet kids tend to be more attractive than the others who brag about their looks.

  • @lilyapte3787
    @lilyapte3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Slavery wasn’t genocide, just a migration of Africans” -the unassuming kid in our international studies class

  • @metroman24
    @metroman24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Once the quiet kid in my class stood up and shouted “ALL RIGHT IM DONE” and then just silently walked out of the school.
    He came in the next day and was completely normal again

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’ve done the same thing😂

    • @caki4695
      @caki4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mood

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That could have gone worse

    • @pastychomper4939
      @pastychomper4939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did that once. Didn't feel like telling the kids next to me I had an appointment with the careers advisor.

  • @canadiantaco7294
    @canadiantaco7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    I was the quite kid after moving and starting a new school in grade 7 i didnt really talk to anyone even the teachers. Same in grade 8. But around the end of grade 9. We had a teacher who was having us talk about how we see life and our pov of stuff. A few people went before me then the teacher askes me.
    Another student says "he won't answer" how do you know? "He hasnt tallked in the 2 years ive known him. The teacher says ok then and goes to walk past me i put my arm out to stop him and he looks at me after a few seconds. I say how do you know me if none of you tried talking to me. Everyone looks shocked then one replied ok so tell us about yourself. So i say you have known each other 9 years ive known you 2 i know each one of you better than anyone else in this room. And I bet none of you can tell me my middle name. A few people ask me questions about themselfs that most other people couldn't answer after about 15 minutes. I say if anyone can tell me my middle name before we graduate ill give you $20 in grade 12 i still didnt talk very much and still nobody knew my middle name. We had a new kid in the class she was a smart person not afraid to say whats on her mind but still quite 2 weeks before grad she comes upto me and says i hear other people are trying to find out your middle name for $20 has anyone got it yet? No she then tells me my middle name and im shocked. I ask her how she knew. She looks at me and smiles quite people always know more.
    She was the only person to find out. And the only one who took the time to get to know me.

    • @rin_sama3270
      @rin_sama3270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Im not gonna read this, this is way too long

    • @Jets_Night
      @Jets_Night 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@rin_sama3270 its worth it xD

    • @floretfall
      @floretfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Jets_Night
      Yep. It was beautiful.

    • @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530
      @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@rin_sama3270 but it's very nice read it

    • @blindpeopledostuff3587
      @blindpeopledostuff3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why would they have the responsibility to engage you? You can come in & introduce yourself. You don’t need permission.

  • @_beanbag_2545
    @_beanbag_2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This isn’t really related to this but:
    I was the quiet kid in school, and any time someone asked why I never talked to anyone I would reply with:
    *”Because I’m Batman.”*

  • @dankboi668
    @dankboi668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Lets be honest,
    *we all love the quiet kid :)*

    • @vybz987
      @vybz987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dank Boi thank you

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In my school they didnt😂

    • @lame-y4721
      @lame-y4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not for me they still talked me but i would be listening to TWICE "DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY"

    • @anonymouspotato1022
      @anonymouspotato1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As the quiet kid I respectfully disagree

    • @teresazetuna
      @teresazetuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Everyone fucking hates me this is inaccurate

  • @stare0-078
    @stare0-078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Dude, the Mad Dog Mike one got to me. I just imagined that scenario happening in my head

  • @trans_asexual
    @trans_asexual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    There was this one girl, and it was her birthday. She jokingly asks why she didn’t get any presents. The quiet boy says “probably because your parents are broke” and the whole class went dead silent.

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @lebumjames5299
      @lebumjames5299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      that wasnt really funny

    • @trans_asexual
      @trans_asexual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FaZe Eugene ok

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lebumjames5299 ok

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lebumjames5299 r/woosher

  • @solarris4336
    @solarris4336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Poor Kids: MP3
    Rich Kids: MP4
    Quiet Kids:
    MP5

    • @burtor55able
      @burtor55able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The gun or the Mazda protégé 5?
      Pls don't take this seriously

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tactical Quiet kid: MP7
      Antique Quiet kid: MP40/MP41

    • @scurvy_dog
      @scurvy_dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watches girl shows quiet kid: 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕤𝕙𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rich quiet kid: MP5K

    • @GavriJ
      @GavriJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dumbleking5172 poor quiet kid who looks german: MP38

  • @MrBongo-pe9zb
    @MrBongo-pe9zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bully: “I bet you die in a hole when ur older!”
    Quiet boi: “No ur just thinking about yourself whenever ur older.”

  • @BankerPaul
    @BankerPaul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "You will be blessed with good grades for the next month."
    It's July.

    • @erinslps
      @erinslps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BankerPaul Not everyone lives in America :)

    • @erinslps
      @erinslps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Обычный человек Okay? It's winter here, and also in plenty of other places.

    • @idk-vb2xd
      @idk-vb2xd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erinslps i live in America and school starts in August for me

    • @hanilane145
      @hanilane145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erinslps in Estonia school starts on 1st Sep 😑😑😑

    • @genius2655
      @genius2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The video was made in May, and human beings are not restricted to the Northern Hemisphere

  • @guerrinlove69
    @guerrinlove69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    A couple of months ago we got a new kid in our unit. Super quiet kid so we dont really know him too well. We were out doing clean sweep last week (basically mowing grass and edging curbs before All American Week starts). The quiet kid found an ant hill in his edging path and just starts beating and stabbing it with his E-tool. I ask, "whatcha doing there guy?"
    He looks up at me with a straight face and says,
    "I am their god"
    And then continues to destroy the ant hill. Now that's the kinda killer the infantry needs lol

    • @fann.9874
      @fann.9874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This made me laugh more than it should've 😂

    • @lebumjames5299
      @lebumjames5299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cool I guess

    • @guerrinlove69
      @guerrinlove69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lebumjames5299 yes I know, it's VERY cool I guess !! Thanks for the reply !!

    • @katywheeler5119
      @katywheeler5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I freaking L O V E this!

    • @nutmeg9005
      @nutmeg9005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Srsly yallre using electric tools to mow the lawns their horsepower is complete trash

  • @blakesharpe3855
    @blakesharpe3855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "ALL RIGHT THATS IT" *Reaches into bookbag*

  • @Rafael-pi4md
    @Rafael-pi4md 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was the quiet kid during my teen years due other factors like natural shyness, family problems, insecurity etc but never wanted to kill anyone lol and now looking back i think that most of my colleagues thought i was a psycho. I needed therapy and never cared about it, thought it was ok to be like this, to never want to talk to anyone or at most only short sentences

  • @doge9337
    @doge9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    Quiet kid: _drops binder_
    Me: _picks it up_
    Quiet kid: “You’re safe”
    Me: What do you-
    Quiet kid: _reaches into backpack_ “Leave this class”
    Me: _Leaves class_
    _Hears loud bangs_
    Me: *_OH_*

    • @hinthemilk
      @hinthemilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      You might wanna leave the country.

    • @doge9337
      @doge9337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Xapde Xap lol what?

    • @hinthemilk
      @hinthemilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      I was supposed to say you might wanna leave the school, but my finger accidentally pressed “country,” instead of “school.”

    • @novembrzz3915
      @novembrzz3915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Aren’t you my brother?

    • @Sav7826
      @Sav7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I would have stayed in the class

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3488

    The most shocking thing I heard the quiet kid say was...
    *_words_*

    • @cleche1
      @cleche1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First

    • @sirwiggles7574
      @sirwiggles7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You the new Justin Y because I see you EVERYWHERE

    • @roygbiv7807
      @roygbiv7807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm the quiet kid. Haven't talked all year and am still wondering about what I should do for the end of the year. Suggestions?

    • @PikaPiMC
      @PikaPiMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sirwiggles7574 exept justin gets likes bc hes og, this kid like bots lol

    • @starryxsky2915
      @starryxsky2915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Matthews its true this guy was shocked when I said "yeah," to him once

  • @abandonedchannel8462
    @abandonedchannel8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I was in 5th grade, I was known as the quiet kid. On the first or second day of school my class is being really loud, and after 10 minutes of sitting there silently I scream at the top of my lungs "WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!" And burst into a mental breakdown. I got bullied ever since that day and I'm so glad I'm at a better school with actual friends.

    • @DK-gl3ih
      @DK-gl3ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would u scream that?

  • @lucyicanel
    @lucyicanel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:41 The correct answer to that joke is "Time for you to get a calendar because that joke's outdated."

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Watching this as "the quiet kid" is pretty amusing. I never said anything that was drawing everyone's attention tho. When I spoke up, it was often because the douches were too annoying and I wanted to shut them down, resulting in them desperately trying to defend themselves with random insults - hilarious

    • @stormtrumper7634
      @stormtrumper7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Husl Wusl same I remember in 7th grade this douche named Davis talked shit to my friend so I walked up behind him because I just turned a paper in and I slammed his head against the desk and well... I got detention for a few weeks but it was well worth it his nose has never looked the same

    • @samd7476
      @samd7476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@stormtrumper7634 That desk nose what's best for him.

    • @stormtrumper7634
      @stormtrumper7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very punny

    • @SparKOps
      @SparKOps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stormtrumper7634 This is weird. I've never heard of another person with the same first name as me. But I can confirm this wasn't me.

    • @stormtrumper7634
      @stormtrumper7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wait Davis?

  • @D1alga-s2c
    @D1alga-s2c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    y’all are like “quiet kid this” “quiet kid that”
    ...I’m the quiet kid

  • @sketchybeans7507
    @sketchybeans7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I was little I was so quiet that my old classmates who I’m friends with now told me that they thought I couldn’t speak English, it was the only language I could speak

  • @joeyhammet1
    @joeyhammet1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He said “don’t come to school tomorrow”

  • @dumpster9975
    @dumpster9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    my science teacher once told my class about the time he was teaching biology and talking about this sea animal that moves by pushing part of its body forward and dragging the rest along (sorta like a caterpillar) he said the best way to demonstrate it was by filling a condom up with water and this one kid asked to try it and my teacher was like "I don't think it's acceptable for me to bring condoms to class" and this hella quiet n shy girl puts her hand up and says "I've got one in my bag if you'd like to borrow it"

    • @pilosopo74
      @pilosopo74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      wtf😂😂👌

    • @Updwtea
      @Updwtea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No you probably have a whole different perspective of her lol

    • @mr.wilson9941
      @mr.wilson9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Borrow?

    • @hh-fr9gi
      @hh-fr9gi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What happened after??!!

  • @ferociousmaliciousghost
    @ferociousmaliciousghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Two people were having a conversation about hiding a dead body. The guy said that he'd hide it under the bed. Then the girl said it would smell. He said use febreze. Then I told them "That's why you burn the body first."

    • @jesteringdragons
      @jesteringdragons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bury it with limestone, Limestone decomposes bodies faster

    • @karmabridges6905
      @karmabridges6905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Holy shit

    • @nochannel2930
      @nochannel2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We got a murder going on here

    • @russianraccoon7401
      @russianraccoon7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then they decided that they will next time burn you

    • @lisdmon6538
      @lisdmon6538 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neo Draconequss nah, u wanna dump it in lye :)

  • @Kyle_Reese
    @Kyle_Reese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was a quiet kid, a real quiet kid where I never even spoke, unless when we do discussions or something.

  • @louanne1786
    @louanne1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was the quiet kid. I was in art class and this guy asked me was I sick, and I told him no hungover. He just said "you've probably never even tried alcohol." So I pulled up video proof of the party. The look on his face was priceless.

  • @prinzebailey1235
    @prinzebailey1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The quiet kid once roasted someone and i think it's pretty funny
    Girl: I iust love it when our boyfriends hug us from behind
    Quiet kid:too bad you don't have a real one

  • @smellypoopyshitter
    @smellypoopyshitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    15:40 , give Tommy a frickin' award.

  • @armelliumthefulgent.6053
    @armelliumthefulgent.6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm the "Quiet kid" in my class and everyone loves me for some reason. I just stand next to people talking and they were always cheering for me. (I think that they are scared, lol). The last faith in youth, my comrades.

    • @jadas8686
      @jadas8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm also the quiet kid and I hate when people cheer for me because it's in a patronizing way. Just because I'm quietsome classmates think there's something wrong with me

    • @ventingmachine101
      @ventingmachine101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda feel the same...?

  • @sweetlemonpie3729
    @sweetlemonpie3729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The quiet kid in our class was deaf but the still slightly could talk.. popular kid was talking and quiet kid said "shut up" everybody went silent..

  • @nessun_dorma
    @nessun_dorma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Im the quiet kid.
    Well, not completely. I'm quiet with other people, but with my only few friends, I'm loud as shit.
    Most of these things are thoughts that I have when similar situations come up, but I'd never say them out loud

    • @Ramifen
      @Ramifen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this is called being asocial and same

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same despite the fact that I actually say some stuff that ends up not being very nice.

    • @jekyllgottahyde45
      @jekyllgottahyde45 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too lol

    • @boshvasara1868
      @boshvasara1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same ... im quite in class and a complete loudass to my mates

    • @annalyssaloya3751
      @annalyssaloya3751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That perfectly describes me, there is this one kid where i will NOT bite my tongue for a good comeback to his bull though, the rest of the time I just think it.

  • @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614
    @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I’m the quiet kid. I remember one day in math class, we had just finished the state testing like a week ago. My teacher was talking about testing coming up soon, and I mumbled: “If there are any more tests, I’m ready to kick someone’s testicles.”. The girl in front of me heard, and she looked back and all she said was “DANG.”. I’m pretty sure a guy near me heard, and he just kinda scooted away from me.

  • @__natalie.d__4242
    @__natalie.d__4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Kid: who texted me
    Quiet kid: nobody that has a life
    I should probably add that I am quite kid, and it was the kids mom that texted him so.....

  • @xzortix4733
    @xzortix4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Everybody gangsta in my class til the quiet kid started humming “Murder on my mind”...

  • @gamingwithmaxb519
    @gamingwithmaxb519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Ok;
    I am the “quiet kid” in class, but I think I somehow shocked everyone, we were reading a book (I can’t remember the name but it’s the one where the brother of the main character gets shot, and in an elevator he meets ghosts of his family),
    So my teacher asked “what would you do if someone killed someone in your family?”
    So I responded “I’d hunt that person down..and kill them!” (Which was in the rules of the book, but we didn’t come across that yet) so everyone just stared at me shocked (somehow-) and when we reached the rules and “when someone kills your family you get revenge.” Came up everyone laughed because of the fact I said it earlier, then said “Amanda read this book!” (Which granted I did, but everyone in my core did so yeah 😂)
    That’s how I shocked my whole class by talking how I normally do. Yaaaay...

    • @calkestis5872
      @calkestis5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg is it called Long Way Down I'm reading that

    • @paige4964
      @paige4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude Jason Reynolds wrote that book it’s soooo good

    • @akiimari7378
      @akiimari7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh id be thanking the murderer for taking out my fam, especially if its my "brothers".

    • @shieldback6317
      @shieldback6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Violence doesn't resolve a conflict .
      Murder , on the other hand ...

    • @Hannah_magerman
      @Hannah_magerman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shield Back LMFAO

  • @JonahCS
    @JonahCS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    6:04 so we just gonna ignore the fact that this dudes screwdriver was on safety?

    • @macadamion6958
      @macadamion6958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Jonah Anderson it’s an electric screwdriver

    • @razormarkz
      @razormarkz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Guess you can say...
      *he screwed them over*

    • @roryzeller8652
      @roryzeller8652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You don't keep your screw driver on safety when you not using it?

    • @omnipepper3665
      @omnipepper3665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ActUallY the poWeRpOiNT waS On SaFeTy

    • @stevenv9451
      @stevenv9451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roryzeller8652 no

  • @KittenLove536
    @KittenLove536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i was the quiet kid and i told a choir kid who liked to practice in class to stfu just loud enough for half the class to hear. She tried to confront me, but i was almost completely stoned faced (i was blushing harder than a fire truck because she was a friend of a friend) and didnt get in trouble. Funniest part is i didnt remember until a friend from that class said somethin a few years ago then when i remembered and blushed from embarassment she said "yea, you were just a bit redder..... like that"

  • @yourlocalnerd9287
    @yourlocalnerd9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In 4th grade I yelled “Shut up!” In the middle of class because I couldn’t concentrate
    Everyone looked at me and continued talking
    I started crying and hugged the teacher
    She didn’t get on to me.
    Shout out to Mrs. Kite

    • @terrificknight6266
      @terrificknight6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since 8th grade, I used to yell "SHUT UP THOSE PEOPLE AT THE BACK", got mad, stood up, acted angrily, until my school's principal walked upstairs, forced me to go downstairs with her, I was crying so bad. She also asked me, "DO YOU EVEN WANT TO STAY AT THIS SCHOOL?", I replied "No" n' kept on crying.
      Also, those people at the back were thinking that I was crazy, they laughed and making fun of me as if they didn't feel the same behavior as me.

  • @dayleb2555
    @dayleb2555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The quiet kid in my math class was getting really fed up when everyone was talking for like five minutes, while the teacher is silent, waiting for the class to quiet down.
    Well, this kid got tired of waiting, and he smashed his pencil on his desk and screamed “SHUT UP” the class went silent for about half a minute.
    He broke his pencil.
    The teacher gave him like five new pencils later.
    I sat right next to him

  • @SpeedyCheetahCub
    @SpeedyCheetahCub 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That kid who wanted to know the time, I feel that on a personal level. I have a phobia of things touching my arms/hands, which sucks because I used to wear tons of bracelets, rings, watches, hairties, etc. all the time but ever since I developed this phobia I had to stop doing that. I mainly use my phone as a watch, but when I can't access it I have no way of telling the time. If I asked someone what time it was and their response was "time to get a watch" I would be genuinely pissed off.
    Bonus: the phobia makes me have to wear gloves if I am washing dishes, gardening, woodworking, etc. with no exceptions, so every time I do one of those activities I have to find the appropriate gloves from whichever cabinet they are hidden in, even for something as small as repotting a plant. It's not fun.

  • @Natalia-tq9qx
    @Natalia-tq9qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Being a quiet kid, anytime I snap people freak out like "Ooh she mad." The thing is, I am always mad around them. It is kinda cool though because you get people to stop easily

  • @luco663
    @luco663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    2:25 I would of said in response to "time for you to get a watch" with: time "for you to get a clock."

    • @miroslavmarkaryan4691
      @miroslavmarkaryan4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I wouldve said "time for you to get a better joke"

    • @lexi-pf2jn
      @lexi-pf2jn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “Time for you to tell me the time”

    • @som9ne
      @som9ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lexi-pf2jn stop it's time to stop

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @gault6546
      @gault6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and then the quiet kid says "time for me to get my glock"

  • @briann8269
    @briann8269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    When you trip the quiet kid in class
    Then bullets fall out his pockets.

    • @matt4280
      @matt4280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And a gun

    • @HD-zj7dy
      @HD-zj7dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And a bomb

    • @robertraymond3681
      @robertraymond3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And bullets.

    • @_zl19
      @_zl19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      _and all the other kids_

    • @LilPoopsie
      @LilPoopsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And spaghetti

  • @kirbyppg
    @kirbyppg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Daniel kid around 8:51 is too precious 🥺

  • @lorenavelos3435
    @lorenavelos3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:01
    Music teacher: tears up and starts clapping slowly
    Also music teacher: I raised that boy

  • @flare9757
    @flare9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    Did anyone else notice how you can smell the rain before it starts?
    Edit: Wow. This comment has really blown up. This was supposed to be one of those silly things that people say, but I must say: Thank you, glorious humans of TH-cam.

    • @iceberg7999
      @iceberg7999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My dad does

    • @kae5642
      @kae5642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imperial Shocktrooper Oh My God. Yes.

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i use this fact to give a brief warning to anyone with me i just give a quick sniff and say its about to rain we should take cover

    • @AlexBabbage
      @AlexBabbage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Snow as well.

    • @flare9757
      @flare9757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alexander John Babbage I haven’t noticed snow... does it smell like rain?

  • @hamcodeword4064
    @hamcodeword4064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    The quiet kids friends all said he wad rude but he never spoke in class to much.
    One day him and his short friend are talking
    Short friend- hey you should get a magaphone cause your so quiet
    Quiet kid- you should get a stool cause your so short
    The class broke out laughing that day went great

    • @leszz
      @leszz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hamcodeword were they still friends after that???

    • @hamcodeword4064
      @hamcodeword4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@leszz yeah they were

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like this comment if you didn't say quite 3 different times

    • @sangeetanaidu8066
      @sangeetanaidu8066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quiet* not quite

  • @mrmustang61j37
    @mrmustang61j37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Teacher: What comes before 47?
    Quiet kid: AK

  • @Dan-qu9vb
    @Dan-qu9vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    In my math class the quite kid said “times up” and most of the class ran out the door.
    Turn out he was talking about the test

    • @Official_Chivo.06
      @Official_Chivo.06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan42 Bet that never happened in your math class

    • @bigsadd
      @bigsadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That never happened

    • @Dan-qu9vb
      @Dan-qu9vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigsadd you weren’t there

    • @bigsadd
      @bigsadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dan-qu9vb well i have common sense u idiot

  • @baguetteperson9683
    @baguetteperson9683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    My current best friend is one of the quiet kids in class. I remember one kid sat in her seat during lunch, and she asked him to move. He refused, and she got a bit louder, telling him to move again. He refused again and said "make me."
    Then, she yelled "GET OUT OF MY SEAT!" She grabbed the back of her chair and pulled it back, making the kid fall on his ass. Everyone was laughing, the kid was embarrassed.
    It was a great moment.

  • @Ethan-en2ij
    @Ethan-en2ij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Quiet Kid Quotes from my school
    French:
    - “I only came to learn French curse words”
    - “Who’s your daddy?” ( The French teacher laughed it this )
    Social Studies: This one needs an explanation, but the teacher was going on about how good his body was. He was saying stuff like, my muscles are so big and my abs are so good. He then said, “People also say that my jawline is the sharpest and can cut through steel.” The quiet kid then says:
    “And those people lie.”
    Science: *during a test
    “DON’T JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!!!”
    Math: I’m the quiet kid in this
    Teacher: What is the X-Axis...... Ethan?
    Me: “I hate Vanessa”
    Math again:
    Teacher: “Ethan would you mind saying the answer again so Jemi can hear
    Me: “Yes, I do mind”
    Basically all quiet kid quotes

    • @this_username_is_taken7004
      @this_username_is_taken7004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The science one is particularly relatable, because somebody in my English class *actually* jumped out the window because his friend beside him threw his folder out the window 😂

  • @rainmakerr5209
    @rainmakerr5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If the quiet kid starts laughing, you know you have to get out

    • @emeraldlily673
      @emeraldlily673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I just laugh, it’s cuz I’m with my friends and the friend I made in year 7 (one of the only nice people in my class) was like “I saw you with your friends at lunch, I didn’t know you could laugh” and I just went “We went to the same primary from year 2-6!!”
      However if I psyco laugh...get out. When the psycho takes control, I scare *myself*.

  • @mappyz3850
    @mappyz3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The teacher once said that quiet kids tend to be school shooters, and then she made a joke about me after, I laughed so hard my rifle almost fell out of my bag.

  • @DarlingHongHonger
    @DarlingHongHonger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I was the quiet kid in my high school. I only spoke with my two best friends but they were in a different classroom so none of my classmates had heard my voice 'til one day, all my generation went to the chapel (It was a Catholic school) and I got to sit next to my friends. I was being so f*ing loud that the reverend scolded me in front of all the students. After that my classmates started to try and talk to me more frequently.

    • @SpaghettiFetus
      @SpaghettiFetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow that's so interesting

    • @SpaghettiFetus
      @SpaghettiFetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what anime do you watch

    • @SpaghettiFetus
      @SpaghettiFetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's your favorite bts song

    • @SpaghettiFetus
      @SpaghettiFetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro do you speak Japanese I bet you speak Japanese

    • @SpaghettiFetus
      @SpaghettiFetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro your so cool I bet you own a katana

  • @Bloody_Corpses
    @Bloody_Corpses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I was a quiet kid when I went to school I was forgotten many times
    I unfortunately never said anything as good as Tommy did

    • @jojotheswede8444
      @jojotheswede8444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, i know the feeling

    • @infrxred
      @infrxred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel u. Sometimes I feel like a complete ghost to people...

    • @Bloody_Corpses
      @Bloody_Corpses 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@infrxred sometimes I am a ghost it seems, when I was in school my whole class forgot me when I was in a "trip" at a library.. I had to ask the person working there to call the school because I can't remember phone numbers also even when I'm in the same room as people I usually scare them because they didn't know I was in the same room...

    • @infrxred
      @infrxred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bloody_Corpses I feel really bad for you...sorry...