Alan Flirts With Jill - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC 1104am 8.7.23 how about unsuccessful not very attractive needy bolke.. just jill would have still bitten? i cant say i've ever studied the guys on a conquest... or who have conquested... as for do you like owls. worth a punt...
@@WillBrownPT Alan in to his dictaphone "Idea for program: We follow WillBrownPT around Longstanton as he quests to find the legendary Spice Museum. Co-presented with Jet from Gladiators. Working title is *Of Spice and Men* "
you got a glimpse of the fire escape ladder outside the building as AP was saying those words. I thought you were going to see them all descending the ladder as he was telling them they couldn't use the fire escape.
That's clearly a push-lever fire door, yet it opens inwards? Doesn't Alan fear the Health and Safety Executive coming down on him like a ton of bricks? (Albeit, slowly lowered onto him with a sound joist and gin system in place and competently supervised by a Category C1 licensed professional in accordance with the Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998.)
Haha haha brilliant ! I remember a holiday to florida and in Disney world buying those hand spin l.e.d message toys and programmed into it ' BASH UR ARSE' it was nighttime with all the night parades and fireworks and everywhere I walked I was spinning this thing with big red letters saying bash ur arse because I watched so much partridge that year in 2002 , my mum and stepdad didn't notice for about 2 hours until he read it and started shouting at me hahahaha
The golden years of Partridge. 1997. He’s taken the character too far now, it’s too try hard for me and just isn’t that funny anymore. Still moments, but this first series of I’m Alan Partridge is absolutely hilarious. Every scene, every line is 🤣 Legendary stuff.
I'm Alan Partridge was the peak, no doubt. 'This Time' sadly never did it for me, rarely laughed, though I gave it a chance. Gutted really as I had high hopes for it.
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I have never yet met a woman who responds positively to "do you like owls", but I will never, ever stop trying
One day man
Have you tried squirrels?
@@TonyEnglandUK I'll give it a shot
Ever, ever, ever, ever!!!
Alan Flirts With Jill - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC 1104am 8.7.23 how about unsuccessful not very attractive needy bolke.. just jill would have still bitten? i cant say i've ever studied the guys on a conquest... or who have conquested... as for do you like owls. worth a punt...
best chat up line ever "i know a cracking owl sanctuary"
I know a cracking owl sanctuary.
That must be the Stoneham one... :)
I've used it before...
lol
Has it worked for you? Or anyone?
'I prefer fingers'
'chocolate ones'?
'don't mind really'
' OOOOEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR' 😂
She's just flirting in that crude way middle aged divorcees do
@@Mark-lj1dj
They've gone too Longstanton Spice Museum.
One of the best lines of all time.
I've lived in the village next door to Longstanton for most of my life.
There is no museum 😢
@@WillBrownPT That's a crying shame. Perhaps there should be.
@@WillBrownPT Watch this space!
@@WillBrownPT
Alan in to his dictaphone "Idea for program: We follow WillBrownPT around Longstanton as he quests to find the legendary Spice Museum. Co-presented with Jet from Gladiators. Working title is *Of Spice and Men* "
@@WillBrownPT how do you explain this... www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/ajman-signs-deal-with-longstanton-spice-museum/
The most striking thing to me watching this clip back is how big a Lion bar was back in the late 90's.
😂
Specsavers customer.....I'm guessing.
"Are you just flirting in a sort of crude way that middle aged divorcees do?" lol.
Coogan is in Turbo Partridge mode here, fckn great
jamie morrison Pure unadulterated Partridge!
Haha well said
Lovely stuff
I think turbo partridge came in the second season ❄️
@@quadrant2012 I was referring to the rumours that Alan was partaking the powder ☺️
"The mind plays tricks" gives such an insight into the way Alan's thoughts are so warped, brilliant!
He doesn't find them attractive...
just... confusing.
It's beautiful in hindsight as we know he eventually has a breakdown. Little lines like this are genius; they give a glance of what's to come.
@@pyramidschema8668 Fascinating creatures
At the time it made him seem "warped". In 2022 it would be a legitimate question with any number of possible outcome! 😆
Yes classical line, the mind plays tricks. Thai ladyboys later on with Michael 😅
when it cuts to the owl at the end, gets me every time
They say Lynn is still out there keeping the engine running.
"I was just doing what you s-"
"LYNN YOU'VE STARVED THE FUEL PUMP"
They would've driven to the owl sanctuary so she was probably dismissed
@@tutin4090 "I'll drop you off at a cab rank Lynn. Jill, you can get in the front"
This is Matt Hancock , ooh Gina ,you're nicer than my wife.
There’s no way that the Longstanton spice museum line can actually be as funny as it is.
@3:22 literally has me in tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "eurrrrrrrrrrrgh, Jill you are so dirty"
Asking for sex through a just barely opened door. The epitome of smooth. It never fails with the wife.
We know.
ALL my female friends and I are very envious of your wife 😂
YEAH...they can't resist it. Ahem.
I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me
you got a glimpse of the fire escape ladder outside the building as AP was saying those words. I thought you were going to see them all descending the ladder as he was telling them they couldn't use the fire escape.
lol
A very C. Montgomery Burns style line
I like the smooth link with the owl right at the end. Jill says “we could go shopping” and cue the owl saying “nah” !
I can't watch the "Do you like our owl?" scene in Blade Runner without thinking of Alan Partridge.
OH NO! Now I'll always think of that too! Cheers mate grr/lol
is this test to prove if im a replicant or a lesbian mr deckard
It's too bad she won't live
Homicide of a mouse
Felice Graziano But then again, who does?
"I'm batman" never got the laugh it deserved XD
"Jill you're so dirty" Probably my all time favourite AP line.
"Uuuuuurrrrrrghurhurhur, Jill you are so duuuurty."
"I'm Batman!"
There was a receptionist at my school who was exactly like Jill, I swear the headmaster was smashing.
Yeah mine too. Same mannerisms and everything.
Ah the lovely Jill
"Sexwise"
Best character ever. Don’t think he’s this good on this time but no one has ever brought me so many laughs.
1997 I’m Alan Partridge (1st series) - nothing touches this. Best thing he’s ever done.
@@VoiceOfTheseries 2 was also fantastic
@@filmneek
It was! The first two were amazing. I put the 1st series only because it was my introduction to the character. Both equally superb.
Shoot your chuff though the door... classic.... 😂😂😂
Actually, you would probably call it a big tool. That deserved a much bigger laugh!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely 👍👍👍
'Could go shopping'...'SCREECH'
Tom Stuart similar to the cut from James Bond to America’s Strongest Man. Neat.
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He should do another series of these. Very rare indeed that you can watch a comedy series over and over again.
He’s being bawdy, enjoy it.
I've just seen Jill on Holby City. Doesn't look any different 😂
This scene put Longstanton Spice Museum on the map.
Except it doesn't exist, so it kinda didn't
@@Lones555 it was on google maps when I wrote the comment. Some humourless editor has removed it!
@@Lones555 If it did exist though, you know they'd be struggling to be the first search result on google amidst all the references to Alan Partridge.
@Papa Shango it does, it's in an old red phone box 😂
What is wrong with me...20 odd years ago when I watched this, I laughed, thinking they're "saahaad". Now...I think..."Jill's sexy"!! Oh god.
She does have a certain charm. And her bringing him a chocolate bar was really sweet ❤
But she's really not. And neither is he.
Yeah back then (look at those ugly old people) now, I wonder if they'd fancy me.
"Shoot your chuff through that door"
One of my favourite episodes from series 1.
I'M BATMAN!
I wonder if the owl at the end was emitting a pellet! 🤣
Full of partridge.
“Bash your arse!” 😄
* Bat
I learn to play from the master. "ooo you are soo diiirty".
A few years later, David Brent in The Office said "Women... are... dirty..."
-maybe he was right..!
The last 5 seconds of this video is perhaps the greatest editing of all time.
Honestly, how is shopping better than an owl sanctuary? Animals are amazing.
I feel it depends on what you’re shopping for.
If it’s for a brand new Ferrari, I’m going to say that beats the owl sanctuary.
Moebius pipe of Pringles and some sparkling wine will suffice
@@M0jibake LMAO
Jill is a brilliant actor
Yeah - she has cornered the market in ugly rough haggard scrubbers that dress inappropriately.
She good in "Spaced".
"LiL'JpD."
Would like to see a cameo return
*actress
Jill is a character, not an actor
@firmamentsyndicate So you don't believe in categories of Best Actor or Best Actress?
The way he hides behind the crack in the door and uses it as a breakwater
I always find that a fried breakfast makes an excellent aphrodisiac
And it was his choice!
Seven on ten
“Could go shopping?”
“SKWARK”
"Bash yer arse!"
Jill does have a nice pair
Martin Howser agreed
i’d give her a right good seeing too!
Fat808 me too
Ooh Jill , you have a cracking pair
That's clearly a push-lever fire door, yet it opens inwards? Doesn't Alan fear the Health and Safety Executive coming down on him like a ton of bricks? (Albeit, slowly lowered onto him with a sound joist and gin system in place and competently supervised by a Category C1 licensed professional in accordance with the Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998.)
Yes. I have opened up a case on the HSE Hotline. I fear the circular staircase is marginal also.
This was first shown in 1997 though.
The plague started from a mal attended surface 😂😂😂
“Norwich is our oyster”)))) ahahaaa
Fact of the day..
Jill also stared in mid morning matters..she voiced a caller in 4 episodes.
hahaha WAY TO GO JILL! SPICEWORLD! aha. 👍👍👍
What were any of the callers?
Was she the one “you’re the rudith, Judith”?
BEST SCENE EVER BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS BIT FOR AGES NOTHING BEATS THIS CLIP
“Your mind plays tricks” 😂
I've locked you all in so you dont get me
3:02 "Your a tiger... Roarrrr!" - Gareth Cheeseman.
Goodbye Dad. I mean Mr Crown
I don't blame him, Jill's 👌🏻🔥
Definitely
You mean, um...sexwise?
Fancied Julia Deakin ever since I watched Space.
You want to put in the "d".
Because it's "Spaced". That's the name of the sitcom. What did you think I meant?
Dear Lord, 4 minutes of genius
Classic Partridge!
I followed a diversion from the M11 and ended up in Longstanton recently,couldn't find the Spice museum
To keep you out you thief.
What a legend
Amazing Actor he is
Pure Alpha!
Haha haha brilliant !
I remember a holiday to florida and in Disney world buying those hand spin l.e.d message toys and programmed into it ' BASH UR ARSE' it was nighttime with all the night parades and fireworks and everywhere I walked I was spinning this thing with big red letters saying bash ur arse because I watched so much partridge that year in 2002 , my mum and stepdad didn't notice for about 2 hours until he read it and started shouting at me hahahaha
Your stepdad secretly loved it
The scale of that Lion Bar. Takes me back
Long Stanton spice museum ....a must see...
Still could resite all the words and I haven't seen it for donkeys years
The only time an owl has ever been funny
Owls are always funny.
When chocolate bars were proper sized.
Oh god don't get me started
"Norwich is our Oyster" Hahah yaay! :D
I always fancied Jill when I watched this, and my opinion has not changed one iota
Me too
An owl sanctuary would be the bestest date ever!
I’m eating a pipe of Pringles as I watch this.
I’m eating a crescent of crisps with a scotch egg.
What wonderful collective nouns! More please!
That Owl at the end rocked it. Owlen Partridge - back of the net!
Cashback!
Thriker!
But was that truly liquid football?
"They've gone to....Longstanton spice museum"- had me rolling with laughter!
A peak performance there, such a classic bit of British comedy
3:06 - When you consider that Coogan is starring in 'Joker: Foile a Deux', that joke gets funnier.
Alan's right of course. I'd rather see owls than go shopping. Unless of course, we go shopping FOR owls.
Your sacked for doing this all the time tut, *tuts* see you did it again !! 😂😂😂
Your listening to up with the partridge.... ahh haaa 😂😂
That's a relief! My mind plays tricks! Loool
We could go shopping... KWAAH!
"See you did it again" 😂😂😂😂
You've even got it on the valance.
The what?
The writing in this scene is different class
Death by firing squad then walks of leaving Jill dumbfounded 😂😂
The golden years of Partridge. 1997.
He’s taken the character too far now, it’s too try hard for me and just isn’t that funny anymore. Still moments, but this first series of I’m Alan Partridge is absolutely hilarious. Every scene, every line is 🤣
Legendary stuff.
Completely agree, mate. This first two series, the TV show and the the hotel one. Hilarious. But he’s flogging a dead horse now.
Sorry boys, I think the way the partridge has evolved is nothing short of brilliant
@@michaelgoff5231 I'm with the others, this is peak Partridge. I don't really like anything he's done since the 2nd series of IAP.
@@michaelgoff5231don't apologise......You're right.
I'm Alan Partridge was the peak, no doubt. 'This Time' sadly never did it for me, rarely laughed, though I gave it a chance. Gutted really as I had high hopes for it.
Quote from clip
Recognition of quote from clip followed by mildly amusing quip.
I just gave it a thumbs up whereby I acknowledged the direct quote from the clip
Overly angry complaint that you couldn't even get the quote right
Keeps the thing going by doing an additional unrelated quote from the clip.
Irrelevant comment regarding true meaning of the quote from clip
Longstanten spice museum is the place to be
That’s a relief 😂
IM BATMANNN AND START THE CAR LYNN rofl too funny
Your mind plays tricks 😄
"Im batman!" lol!
She is Mary on the radio phone ins
"Are you hairy Mary?"
2:53 i spy a camera poking in from the right
Yes I saw it , lol
It happened quite regularly on Alan's show, when he's talking to Michael and comments on Michael's accent, the camera appears on the left.
got a pre-roll advert toblerone on this video. these pushers!!
Set the speed to 0.5 and go to 3:17
you're welcome
Yeh classic, we could go shopping, cuts to owl whoooo
Well that’s not good enough you’re sacked 😂😂
Jill plays the role perfectly
That Lion bar looks double the size of what you get today
I am currently in, Long Stanton.
To the spice museum
Jill, you know your onions!