Please don't curse, it isn't necessary to be vulgar get your point across. If you truly need an interjection or adverb to denote emphasis, perhaps consider "heck" or "fudge" instead. Thank you.
@@salazam Vulgarity is a made up concept. I think you trying to push your concept of vulgarity on others is more vulgar than someone casually using normal, every day words. Besides, the replacement suggestions you offered are equally meaningless yet also confusing. That's worse. At least we can tell what the fuck Hezy was saying.
I like when a review of a film review is able to summarize my views so eloquently. However, I found your expression of my views on who the greatest English Prime Minister is to be pedantic and myopic. 3.5/5
Vin=slang for vehicle identification number Diesel-not slang for shit. Vin Diesel - the name you think of when you need your stolen car worked in while on a road trip and look around the shop for ideas.
Channel is on its way to an epic comeback! Need to bring back all the og news ( even though most of it is still relevant). The world needs more of his movie reviews
How dare Vin. Reminds me of when I got Vanessa Carlton's phone number. She told me she's working at the studio and would call me back. It's been like 15 years... I still have the same number!
My Hollywood friends are always booked when I'm in town, too. I guess you have to block out some time about three months in advance, plus grease the palm of their agent. It just bees that way. Buy yourself a nice dinner & share it with one of your REAL friends. You'll feel so much better then. 3:55
Ron Rains - I'm your biggest fan. You can drop the Peter bit, just between you and me. Meet me by the Willey McCovey statue by Pac Bell Park, we can tour all the coffee houses.
I’ve been sending Paul Walker money on Venmo to make his dream Fast spin-off, starring me, for around 4 years now. Finally got in touch with him and he had a very thick Indian accent (said it was for a new movie he was filming), but the project is going ahead once I make 6 more payments! So don’t give up Peter! Dreams do come true.
The whole car community is thrilled that you finally had the time to truly be able to dissect this deep-film. The first time I saw it I thought “Wow, what a bunch of dumbed-downed stereotypical nonsense, I cannot tell if this is parody, or just another corporate railroading of the minds of our youth.” - these thoughts I had then were when I was young, about 8. After I watched the vhs three more times I could see the realism of the car community underworld. A bastion of respect of women, a beacon of family values for our sons and daughters, and a remembrance of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. Now, I wonder what Peter Rosenthaul has to say about this film…
I once won a charity dinner with Pete himself. The auction arranged a dinner at a nice place but when I showed up Pete insisted we'd check out a "much nicer" place and that he "knew the owner". We took a cab (that I paid for) to the edge of town and went to a dingy chinese place that seemed close. Pete aggressively knocked against the door until a teenage boy reluctantly opened the door while still talking on his phone. Pete disappeared behind the kitchen for 40 minutes and loudly argued with some woman. I patiently waited at my table and got served some microwaved spring rolls by the boy. I asked for some soy sauce but he just tossed me a bag of ketchup. When Pete returned he looked flustered and told me that we should leave inmediately. We left and he very quickly made way towards a bus station while constantly looking over his shoulders. At one point he asked me to lend him 20 bucks. During the entire evening he didnt make eye contact with me once but told me to let him know if I ever wanted to "hang out again" (he gestured the quotation marks). Petey! Return my calls! It's been too long buddy you can keep the 20 dollars I just wanna catch up.
I'd think Pete would be more understanding of Vin's life. As two fellow hollywood actors, one famous for Riddick and the other for his childhood role in the classic retelling of The Shining.
Fun fact: "Peter Rosenthal" is actually the physicist Max Born, who invented time travel and now runs the Onion's Film Review. Don't believe me? Compare the pictures.
I was wondering what the angle was going to be, but I should not have been surprised. It sticks to the onion format of 'make mid joke and repeat it enough times that the column takes up the required amount of space"
Peter, so glad you're back! Do you want to hang out like you promised? I've already bought the tickets and made reservations in a restaurant and motel nearby. My entire train collection is already there waiting for us
Petey, words cannot describe how sorry I am that you went through this experience. Nobody should have to suffer being stood up or brushed off by Vin Diesel.
I can't believe that anyone would do that to renowned film critic Peter K Rosenthal, it would be an honour for anyone to be in his presence and Vin Diesel blew him off like that? Outrageous
Next movie coming out is “The Fast & Furious”, followed by “Fast & The Furious”, and then “Sydney Skids”, and then “The Faster of the Furioust”, then “Fast & The Furries”, then “Fateen Furious Fasties”, then “Fast Times At Family Dine”.
I looked it up after this and he's right. "Vin Diesel was born Mark Sinclair in Alameda County, California, along with his fraternal twin brother, Paul Vincent". How does that happen?
I can't beleive they reviewed both The Fast and The Furious at the same time. Amazing work
It took me a second longer than it would have to get this. Lol! 🤣😂 Good one!
Avantgarde.
That’s what I’m sayin
Personally I liked it better when they were fasting than when they were furiousing
😂😂😂 This is a brilliant comment.
Finally, a critic who doesn't let personal agendas or biased opinions distort the perspective of his reviews!
Good one.
@@peha524it's also true lol
Peter isn’t fast, but he sure as fuck is furious.
he slow and angy
Agreed
Please don't curse, it isn't necessary to be vulgar get your point across. If you truly need an interjection or adverb to denote emphasis, perhaps consider "heck" or "fudge" instead. Thank you.
@@salazam Vulgarity is a made up concept. I think you trying to push your concept of vulgarity on others is more vulgar than someone casually using normal, every day words. Besides, the replacement suggestions you offered are equally meaningless yet also confusing. That's worse. At least we can tell what the fuck Hezy was saying.
@@salazam man what the fuck are you on about?
I guess you aren't family.
Fambily*
😅😂🤣😆
💔
Also not welcome at Olive Garden either!
At least he isn't complaining that Paul Walker doesn't return his calls
🔥
Imagine if he did?!
Too soon
@@chris3141084Dude was a statutory rapist
That's the kind of humor the onion news had 15+ years ago which was great 😂
I like when a review isn't just cold and by the numbers, but actually features a personal connection to the story or people behind it. 5/5
I like when a review of a film review is able to summarize my views so eloquently. However, I found your expression of my views on who the greatest English Prime Minister is to be pedantic and myopic.
3.5/5
That's what makes a truly relatable film review - the feeling of... family.
Hell yeah, Peter Rosenthal is back!
Fun fact, he also plays the Roger
He recently did Deadpool & Wolverine too.
Still mentally unstable as usual.
@@SophiaAphrodite I didn't know that movie existed if not for Peter. I quickly went to watch it. That reminds me, I still have to watch the review.
@@SophiaAphrodite I don't think it's appropriate to gossip about his intimate partners
“It’s cool how you know so much about ‘The Iron Giant’” Oh man 😆😆😆
Vin is Fast. Peter is Furious.
I am furiouser I didn't think of this line. Guess you were faster.
Vin is 2 Fast
Peter is 2 Furious
glad to see Peter still holding to his standards of film, and friendships
I like how revolutionary this movie was by releasing in theaters upon it's release. The industry hasn't been the same, since.
The Fast and the Furious is definitely one of the films of 2001.
Neither has Peter Rosenthal since that dinner with Vin.
@@CarsUncovered His name is Mark!
This movie is the reason why stock Toyota Supras cost 6 figures now.
I hate it when critics have some agenda against actors/directors...
This is a nice breath of fresh air having someone give their unbiased opinion.
I would ALWAYS answer to your messages Petey
don't give him false hope please. his heart has been broken few too many times
That's because you, unlike a certain actor, are a good and genuine human being.
Certified sociopath, Vin Diesel. @@jamielondon6436
COuldnt believe Peter Rosenthal is back. Welcome back sir.
Peter is ALWAYS with you.
Peter Rosenthal still serving out his sentence in film purgatory
"My Dinner With Diesel"
Timely and topical.
THE ONION NEW UPLOAD IN 2024???
Yeah, there have only been like 35 of those
it’s like a real video instead of a bunch of shorts mashed together too. God I hate the computer voice reading text in shorts.
Woo hoo!!
That’s weird Paul’s not picking up “
Vin jinksed Paul, if Vin had mr.charity Rosenthal's back, Paul would be standing with us, racing, to this day.
Vin=slang for vehicle identification number
Diesel-not slang for shit.
Vin Diesel - the name you think of when you need your stolen car worked in while on a road trip and look around the shop for ideas.
Kind of what you'd expect from a man who has recieved the most recognition for playing a CGI tree,that only says it's own name lol
His full name is Vin Diesel Nuts
I still think that's how he got his stage name by being near a car. Lol.
@@jeffdroogno way you think groot is more popular than dom. Most people forget that he's even groot haha
He stole the idea from how I got my _nom de guerre_ by constructing it from License plate/corn ethanol:
_-Lic. Cornohol_
Guys! I looked it up! His name really IS Mark Sinclair!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I genuinely thought this was just a joke but I was wrong.
@@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565 even at his emotional rawest, Peter Rosenthal would NEVER lie!
@@anonimanonim2710 Unlike Vin Diesel of course, Sorry, I meant Mark Sinclair.
@@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565 Because you thought his last name really was Diesel?
I'm surprised people didn't know that Vin Diesel is not his real name
Channel is on its way to an epic comeback! Need to bring back all the og news ( even though most of it is still relevant). The world needs more of his movie reviews
It's about time he came back, and not a minute too late. I'll be voting for Peter Rosenthal this November.
Can't believe Vin Diesel would do this. #VinDieselMoreLikeVinWeasel
Weasel because he is a rat, rats talk to the PD, and Rosenthal said Vin made up the pet name PD. Weasel status confirmed.
I like how quickly the 'review' part was completely abandoned.
I don't understand how these videos get so few views. The whole internet is really sleeping on Peter Rosenthal.
In this ever-changing world The Onion Film Standard Review with Peter 'Petey' K. Rosenthal has always remained top tier quality.
You know, I feel like Peter might be upset about something, but I can't tell, he's got a pretty good lid on it.
How dare Vin. Reminds me of when I got Vanessa Carlton's phone number. She told me she's working at the studio and would call me back. It's been like 15 years... I still have the same number!
It’s the same for me when I got Paul Walker’s phone number 16 years ago. Google “Paul Walker 16” to find out more.
only Family matters to Dom, Friends don't
"Petey. That's the nickname he made up for me."
Damn, that nickname was so special. Truly one of a kind. How dare Diesel betray him after that!
What horse shit! Ya know?
Always a fan of seeing this type of comedy over the less thought out news segments. Also like the older news desk with unhinged anchors.
My Hollywood friends are always booked when I'm in town, too. I guess you have to block out some time about three months in advance, plus grease the palm of their agent. It just bees that way. Buy yourself a nice dinner & share it with one of your REAL friends. You'll feel so much better then. 3:55
“He even did the Groot voice for me…” lol!!!
MSM provides 0 comparable in-depth reporting like this!
The Onion wins again!
1:50 Is where I lost it 😂 Petey and the Groot voice
Onion is going to start printing newspapers again. Time to subscribe!!!
Ron Rains - I'm your biggest fan. You can drop the Peter bit, just between you and me.
Meet me by the Willey McCovey statue by Pac Bell Park, we can tour all the coffee houses.
It's almost like Vin doesn't appreciate hanging at the Grove
The five year old who wrote it was amazing.
God, onion does still make good videos. There is still hope. Ofc, their written stuff is still as great as its always been.
I’ve been sending Paul Walker money on Venmo to make his dream Fast spin-off, starring me, for around 4 years now. Finally got in touch with him and he had a very thick Indian accent (said it was for a new movie he was filming), but the project is going ahead once I make 6 more payments! So don’t give up Peter! Dreams do come true.
Finally reviewing the classics.
With all this Vin Diesel slander you'd think Peter just became friends with The Rock.
“Most of my calls”
So he answered some.
The whole car community is thrilled that you finally had the time to truly be able to dissect this deep-film. The first time I saw it I thought “Wow, what a bunch of dumbed-downed stereotypical nonsense, I cannot tell if this is parody, or just another corporate railroading of the minds of our youth.” - these thoughts I had then were when I was young, about 8. After I watched the vhs three more times I could see the realism of the car community underworld. A bastion of respect of women, a beacon of family values for our sons and daughters, and a remembrance of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. Now, I wonder what Peter Rosenthaul has to say about this film…
So, it's not about family?
I'll never see Dom Toretto the same again.
I felt there was something off about Diesel when i watched the movie. Peter explained it so well.
this review COULDN'T be more timely!
Why? Serious question
Irony.
I once won a charity dinner with Pete himself. The auction arranged a dinner at a nice place but when I showed up Pete insisted we'd check out a "much nicer" place and that he "knew the owner". We took a cab (that I paid for) to the edge of town and went to a dingy chinese place that seemed close. Pete aggressively knocked against the door until a teenage boy reluctantly opened the door while still talking on his phone. Pete disappeared behind the kitchen for 40 minutes and loudly argued with some woman. I patiently waited at my table and got served some microwaved spring rolls by the boy. I asked for some soy sauce but he just tossed me a bag of ketchup. When Pete returned he looked flustered and told me that we should leave inmediately. We left and he very quickly made way towards a bus station while constantly looking over his shoulders. At one point he asked me to lend him 20 bucks. During the entire evening he didnt make eye contact with me once but told me to let him know if I ever wanted to "hang out again" (he gestured the quotation marks).
Petey! Return my calls! It's been too long buddy you can keep the 20 dollars I just wanna catch up.
We're here for you Petey, unless Vinny gets back to us about meeting at the Grove.
I want Petey to review absolutely every movie.
Oh, Peter big furious about this 😂
These are SO GOOD! Constantly painting "Vin" as someone who goes above and beyond for a fan, "2 hour dinner" sent me
Thank you for your service Petey 🖖
The Onion cooking for 15+ years
Saw the old Onion interview with the Fast Five director (brilliant kid) again two days ago, surprised to see this was uploaded only yesterday.
Vin Diesel says he is ALL about family,and then does things like this? How rude! Will be boycotting him for sure lol
good to see you again Peter. Let's see how "Vin" reacts to this.
Something tells me Mark will Sinc back to his lair
No worries - I'd be honored to call you my friend, Peter!
I'd think Pete would be more understanding of Vin's life. As two fellow hollywood actors, one famous for Riddick and the other for his childhood role in the classic retelling of The Shining.
Less of a movie review,but MUCH more of a personal review of Vin Diesel's character lol All for it.
something about just him saying the intro with such a straight face, the film critic for the onion, i laughed out loud, off to a great start XD
He doesn't need friends, he's got family.
The only movie reviewer you can trust. Best in the biz!
Fun fact: "Peter Rosenthal" is actually the physicist Max Born, who invented time travel and now runs the Onion's Film Review. Don't believe me? Compare the pictures.
The old Onion video about the writer of the Fast and the Furiois is brilliant.
The onion has been making me sad with the quality of their videos lately but this feels like a return to their glory days.
I was wondering what the angle was going to be, but I should not have been surprised. It sticks to the onion format of 'make mid joke and repeat it enough times that the column takes up the required amount of space"
Peter, so glad you're back! Do you want to hang out like you promised? I've already bought the tickets and made reservations in a restaurant and motel nearby. My entire train collection is already there waiting for us
I’m just happy you were able to separate your problems from the review
Now I want to see Peter's review of The Iron Giant. It IS cool how much you know about the movie.
Petey, words cannot describe how sorry I am that you went through this experience. Nobody should have to suffer being stood up or brushed off by Vin Diesel.
Peter was missed. glad he is back Fast AND Furious.
He did the groot voice too?
aw that's cold.
I'm so sorry bro.
How did you even hold the phone like that
I can't believe that anyone would do that to renowned film critic Peter K Rosenthal, it would be an honour for anyone to be in his presence and Vin Diesel blew him off like that? Outrageous
Vin may never know about the value of love and friendship, but he'll definitely know the value of FAMILY
This review is the only good thing to come from the "Fast & Furious" franchise. 😂
We gotta have more of these.
The Fast & The Furious Movies...Plot Vroom Vroom...& roll credits.
Still.got this review before GTA6
Typical Hollywood. Vin doesn't know what he's missing
Next movie coming out is “The Fast & Furious”, followed by “Fast & The Furious”, and then “Sydney Skids”, and then “The Faster of the Furioust”, then “Fast & The Furries”, then “Fateen Furious Fasties”, then “Fast Times At Family Dine”.
I can't wait for "2 The Onion 2 Reviews '2 Fast 2 Furious'"
I thought his real name was License Plate Number Unleaded.
More than one spurned lover. Such drama in these high quality films!
Vin Diesel once had a crush on his interviewer in Brazil. He was confused how it seemingly had turned into “Beautiful World”.
it had to be said; we're all thinking it.
The Vin in Vin Diesel stands for Vinegar.
Mark sinclair is a piece of crap if he treats our hero Peter K. Rosenthal like this.
I can’t remember who said this, but it is true in the majority of circumstances: “never meet your heroes.”
I've heard music critics trashing albums for similar reasons. Stars are such creeps. Thank you critics for keepin it real !
We all feel your pain, P.D.
I looked it up after this and he's right. "Vin Diesel was born Mark Sinclair in Alameda County, California, along with his fraternal twin brother, Paul Vincent". How does that happen?
We understand that Vin Diesel is, actually, dead inside. Multiple times for that matter.
Peter of all people should know he's not a friend... He's family.
Justice for Petey! Making adult friends is hard, and that was diesel poured in the wound!!!
reviewing movies that came out before I was born is an interesting tactic