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Twitter ► / slazo
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Facebook ► / slazoyt
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Background Music ► Cuphead OST - Treetop Trouble [Music]
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late
This dude is legit only 17, damn I thought like 20-24
Ikr he looks a lot older. Still cute tho
He’s Australian, we work differently. Most people here look about 1 or 2 years older than what they actually are.
Wait really? Damn slazo and I are the same age
It makes me feel so old
Carmel Powell Ye I was getting into pubs at 14
"Shoplifters will be prostituted"
Not as long as the Thot Police are on patrol!
Thats the thing that shop and the thot patrol are working together so if you get caught you get sent out on the streets where thot patrol is waiting and boom youre in jail
Lmao
I would watch a Thot Patrol show
Top ten anime battles
IS THE WATER C L E A N?
Mow Crow CREAN?
Man that water is clean
Man that *water* is clean
So C L E A N
Better be
Thot patrol really ? They protecting us when nobody cant they are our savior
a person23675
T.hat H.oe O.ver T.here
The true heroes that society needs
a person23675 not to burst your bubble, but my friend's company makes those stickers, and it's based in USA. He had one on his own car before.
a person23675 Akuma Compact Liveries
Commas save lives
the intro wheel had no sound so I turned up my headphones all the way and was promptly earraped with “VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET”
Castiel Winchester I was also jump scared, and I love your username so much!
Who doesn’t love a good grilled sexual harassment?
Lyellae Exactly!
I like it raw. The texture is fantastic.
my favourite meal
okay im joking
Aye you fine hmu
boiled is my fav
Tiny grass is dreaming is quite weirdly philosophical, aw
Madeleine Swann dreaming about what?
Being big grass!
Shyben Nice Soothouse reference
Nick94956 thx
@Shyben soothouse
It's actually what it says in Chinese as well. Literally
The lack of jingle at the beginning had me thinking the sound was off
Grant Goodman same
17? You’re a youngling
Lol
I'm older than him what even haha
I'm almost as old as him
I'm 19 and feel like an older sister or something
CimlyAnimations I️ didn’t know he was my age
Sorrow now Slazo, soot house upload in the next 5 min?
dylan willyams no nate tv upload in de next 5 min
Chris Cross later
Fuck even Houmor Vault will make one
Then general sam
Reviewbrah's other bodyguard
He has no connection to these people but I swear to god I hope so
Sladdy
Daddo
HxC kid the hot dad song??
dendrophile
I would pay 190000 for some clean ass water
I would pay 190000 for Slazo
man that water looks clean
Ass water
Is the water clean if it's ass water?
Apose matik
Alright mate
where’s the lil wheel sound
Kate Atkins yeah
i was confusion
thought my sound was broken, am very frustrate
Is that the newest rapper?
*hundreds die in a sandwich press*
Lmao
Slazo is 17? Defuq
53 20 55 20 43 20 43 huh
Grimalkin Felidae u ok?
Grimalkin Felidae well ok
zeeotter100 I'm fine thanks bb
Grimalkin Felidae, srzly dude. R. U. O. K.
Wait. You are 17?! Well fuck. I feel like a cradle robber now...
Lol same
Hahaha, he *was* cute, but no jail time. Lol.😂
Same🤦🏽♀️
Im calling the thot police.
William Tabor Good idea!
Is your water still *clean* ?
The *c l e a n l i n e s s*
Ur 17??? Boi I thought u were at least 19. Damn.
your intro sound isn’t there man
The water was so clean, it washed the sound away
I’ll send you my fresh pictures slazo daddy
this is why I want to die
lol
I’ll send a photo of *CLEAN WATER*
alcohol free?
F R E S H
17?! I feel like a creepy old lady now
Linnea Borgenstål haha I feel the same! I’m 26. He’s 9 years younger than me. We are cradle robbers 🙈😂
Linnea Borgenstål truth, hes a young fellow. Let it go, let it go, no jail time.
LAURA M I'm 26 too 🙈
Linnea Borgenstål I'm 34. I could be his mother. I feel fucking filthy.
Linnea Borgenstål He's 18 now (I'm 20, so it's not that weird )
17 FETUS
I just got my wisdom teeth pulled, i laughed so hard at this that one of my stitches came off and tomorrow i'm going to have to go to the dentist to sew me back up, great video
salzo is 17? wtf
will langdale salzo salzo
Jean Kirstein dude chill it was just a typo
"salzo" lol
salzo > slazo
Aww heeeeell naaaww! This dude did NOT just say he’s 17! Bruh your two years younger than me but look two years older than me
iheartkiecats Must be the depression.
You're one of the only youtubers I watch when not pooping
I'm taking a shit right now lol
This is the highest honor you can give a TH-camr. Watching them when not on the toilet
The one thing more important than the video is the fact he is 17 omggggggg trust issues
Summer Bradford ur gay
Secret no u
"Daddy Slazo"
Disgusting.
SaltyLuigi yeah they should call him "slazosenpai"
He is dad af
He's my dad
Underage dad 🙃
daddy saltyluigi?
#IgnorauceIsDongnousButKnowledyWithoutUsponsibilityIsMoreDangenous
#AnythingIsPossible?
I CANNOT believe you're 17. I thought you were 23 like me or something
Casey where did you get that info?? Im heckin confused af
he said it in the video. and also it's on famousbirthdays.
same i’m,, hes about the same age as me but i thought he was like 20-23
the idea of Slazo being the same age as a highschool junior/senior is jarring I also thought he was 20
Casey wishful thinking m8
I just watching Sorrow TV before Slazo.
Pastel Pepe same
nice engosh mankind
Tiny grass is dreaming
Today I slept 8 hours, woke up with clear skin , ate a good breakfast, got a 100% on an exam, came home to good leftovers to snack on, and both slazo and sorrow uploaded at almost the same time.
Today is a good day.
_Chicken_ Permission_ good on you! When is it my turn?
_Chicken_ Permission_ dude your ass snapped on today.
And here I am preparing for a life in the alleyways...
_Chicken_ Permission_ nobody asked
Lucky i havent slept for a week due to a migraine
My mom told me Santa had a magic key ring that let himself into the houses without chimneys.
All9LivesLived my mom told me he comes through the window
My mom told me that Santa can't come back after last time. But... It was so fun! I never knew a reindeer could do that! But the restraining order says no.
All9LivesLived my mum told me he isnt real
H E C C fuk u
*Planet of Bloodthirsty Santa*
how fucking clean is this water
Ester i very clean
17? thought you were older. at least older than me, but not the case. strange
It didn't make the spinning sound at the start so I thought my headphones were broken lmao
Dimebag Darrel honestly same. I kinda freaked out...
Damn broski I didn't think you were only 17. Good head on your shoulders if true.
Here I was thinking he was older than me... He's only two years younger than me... 😂😅
are you actually 17 wtf
man that water looks clean
(i think im officially hated now)
Evelyn Astrim
You are not hated
dylanistrash merci
Evelyn Astrim dylanistrash is lying, you are hated.
oh good lord
Evelyn Astrim sorry
Man, that English looks *clean*
Dang he’s 17?
slazo got the most well conditioned hair in the game
#SlazorrowTv
Dad?
Mom?
17?????? I thought you were like 20... it suddenly feels much more fine for me to be attracted to you
I'm sorry that the whole comment section is about you being 17 but seriously I think we all had no idea
I was on sorrow tv but daddy slazo is more important pin me daddy
Erich Lewis same
Erich Lewis i chose this because i'm tired of r/niceguys
Spicy Milkshake 9000 same
Spicy Milkshake 9000 I think those are so dumb. It's not even entertaining just sad. There is very little variation between each post.
Welp
okay the fact that i just found out you were 17 makes it less creepy that i think you’re attractive
Ana Furtado are you brazilian?
Yeah same here, he’s really close to my age so I don’t feel weird anymore
Ikr I'm kinda happy about it
How was it creepy before? How old are you? XD
Ana Furtado Im 22...how do you fuckers think I feel lmao
2:03 ahh yes, Tommy Weesayo, my favorite actor
Okay but the way you said the letter H.
****patiently waiting for sladdy to turn 18****
oof
ok i needed to find this comment again to tell you that a year has past you can do very good stuff with him
Over here In England the legal age is 16 ;)
Slazo is 17? Lol
Ahh SorrowTV and dad on same day I am blessed
*original comment*
*unoriginal reply*
Are you aware that a whole lot of us (at least I do) watch your videos til the very end just because of that kick ass outro song? I mean hell, I don't know what those guys from Lemaitre did, I listened to some of their other stuff, still okay, but that song just hit ALL THE RIGHT NOTES, and I can't emphasize that enough. Ah awesome content btw, keep it up ^^
Slazhoes for life
17? You're joking right? I thought you were in your early 20's
When it hits you that Slazo is younger than you
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART SLAZO
cherry875 I DID NAWT HIT HER!!!!!
@ 6:15
2000 Baht is $63.58 USD
Daddy Slazo, why you underage
Regina Quetzalli Not for long (he's 17 cough cough)
Regina Quetzalli Over here he's totally legal 😅
This is silly !!
He's 17? He looks 20. Is it a white person thing to look older, or do we Asians just look like a bunch of kids?
Apose matik k think it’s an Asian thing.. I’ve got such a round face and clear skin, I’m practically a fetus.
the tiny grass is adorable :3
I'm shook he's 17 😂 I was sure he was like 20.
I S T H E W A T E R C L E A N!!!
Demonetised already? Damn that sucks.
Rip
Well shit, I feek like a fetus now. Everyone else on this channel's like 20- something! Then there's me, 13 with the mentality of a 5 year old.
im almost 15 and i cant get my shit together
Damn that water looks CLEAN!
Okay damn, I thought you were at least 20.
I mean yeah, as some people have already mentioned, you do look older than you are but your personality and sense of humour also make you seem more mature.
Well either way, keep up the great work! I really enjoy watching your videos and seeing someone at my age make good videos and be a decent human being really is somewhat calming due to the fact that most people at my school who own a TH-cam channel mostly make the "HILARIOUS QUIZ GAME CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG) +PUNISHMENT (GONE SCARY) FUNNY PRANK!!" type of videos lmao
I can’t help but imagine some dude peeing precisely while standing very elegantly
the way australian people say h is so weird it's like hey-ch.
Hello daddy Slazo you are awake early this Aussie morning
Love it, I spend so much time in China. I see these signs STILL even though President XI ordained that public signage needs to be in correct english! BTW loved having you down here! Hope you enjoyed my peace of PEACE!
I speak 5 languages
United States
Canadian
English
Australian
New Zealand
PFFFFFFFFFT i speak 20+ languages then
Dang it. I just speak United States, Taiwan, and China. (But only part of China.)
Maybe it's "chicken and more"
"Chicken and shit"
Maybe they learned "and shit" and didn't realise how informal it is
Is there any fans from France?
just one
I would assume "fresh picture" just means that it's their latest picture, and the comment about the alcohol is a bit of self-deprecation humour about how they usually need alcohol to get their creative juices flowing.
Your funniest video ever😂 keep it up mate love u
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE ON DRUGS WOULD SAY! lmao I die xD
If you’re 17 then we’re the same age
Dragoneta Slayer same and I thought he was 23
Pink Spirit yea I mean it might have been part of the joke but it didn’t seem like it
Ginger chicken chicken and sht
2:05 tommy what?? Lmao 😂
Baht is Thai (Asian country with good food and traps) currency.
3
WAIT YOU ARE 17?!? Bruh so am I and you sound like you look like you’re 21. Everyone else needs to get on your level
Ur not legal? UNSUBD
*Nasally voice.* I like being degraded, Slazo.
You should do one on best of r/nsfw
CS erb he can’t because he’s only 17. He’s still a fetus
*'yellow $'* appears.
You’re 17? Woah. Well. Keep up the good work dude, it’s impressive!
When the translator is dyslexic
I'm using *"NO FUCK SHIT"* from now on
A hello from France! Nice video like always
i think “hundreds die in a sandwich press”is the funniest thing ever and i don’t know why
He's not 17, he's referring to when he was diagnosed with autism
Codex Machina wow, you made a funny.
Misha Light
Wow, you're white knighting as subtly as possible.
You, an intellectual
What's up with r/Pyrocynical?
17... I'm goin' to jail!
that's chinese and its just the name of the town, so its just town police
Translate server error... quite convinient ending.
I really wonder what’s on r/pyrocynical
I laughed so hard on the sandwich one i messed up my drawing
Please make another one PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 😂
This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve