One of the world's least intelligent dog breeds 🤣

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  • @tjenadonn6158
    @tjenadonn6158 ปีที่แล้ว +32752

    Ah yes, the glorious noodle horse. The majestic hose goat. The elusive snoot galoot.

    • @pinkyhc4130
      @pinkyhc4130 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      Snoot galoot hahahaha 😂❤

    • @XavierAway
      @XavierAway ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Aka Concorde 😅

    • @evilpompom
      @evilpompom ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Omg 🤣

    • @craftyoctober
      @craftyoctober ปีที่แล้ว +331

      I like seeing how many other ppl who know of the hose goat. With mantis sticks.

    • @ckp09er
      @ckp09er ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@craftyoctober The snoot galoots of hose goat mansion

  • @DXGHunter
    @DXGHunter ปีที่แล้ว +12621

    The fact these guys were originally bred to HUNT WOLVES just makes it better.

    • @Jaqxy
      @Jaqxy ปีที่แล้ว +1302

      I always remember the story of a borzoi easily killing a pitbull that tried to attack the borzois owner.

    • @HippoEnjoyer
      @HippoEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +888

      @@Jaqxy the borzoi truly are a hidden beast. The somewhat superficially remind me of Ludwig from Bloodborne

    • @tyrthesemiwise304
      @tyrthesemiwise304 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      ​@Dylan Maher I kind of thought they were a partial inspiration for all the street dogs in Bloodborne

    • @augustobordinibrito6710
      @augustobordinibrito6710 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      ​@@tyrthesemiwise304 lmao 😂😂😂 that actually makes sense ☠️💀☠️

    • @darkodev6961
      @darkodev6961 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Someone say something about bloodborne 😂

  • @pedrov.8087
    @pedrov.8087 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4194

    "Majestically Brainless"💀💀
    Why is she roasting him like that

    • @Burago2k
      @Burago2k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      cause she's the one dealing with him

    • @themaskoz
      @themaskoz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Simple - its Russian breed

    • @rb2k196
      @rb2k196 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Because they really don't 😂 There's not much going on except a whole lot of air in that dome 😂😂

    • @deker0954
      @deker0954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Women like there men smart is why.

    • @VespaMandarinia-nv1xc
      @VespaMandarinia-nv1xc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@themaskozхрюкни

  • @GigachadiusMaximusCaesar
    @GigachadiusMaximusCaesar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +854

    I can't get enough of Apollo half-heartedly complaining while being washed

    • @teutonicsniper2502
      @teutonicsniper2502 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I thought you typed "wasted" and watched the video again to see which part I missed 😂

    • @pjkhunold
      @pjkhunold 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This breed can't bark. The howling is the only sound to produce

    • @arnaudmenard5114
      @arnaudmenard5114 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Apollo got a dumb unicorn costume one Halloween, it was magical.
      and all the durppier because the costume was sized for a regular dog.

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ ปีที่แล้ว +8594

    "Feels good. Don't care. Be big. Be long. Chase thing. Such is life."
    They're adorable.

    • @CallMeAKEdits
      @CallMeAKEdits ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1k likes zero comments? Let me fix that

    • @Sncw.7843
      @Sncw.7843 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@CallMeAKEditslol

    • @Isabella68459
      @Isabella68459 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ikr

    • @paulgavian90
      @paulgavian90 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      me having a doberman led me to want one of these. That long snout Soo cute

    • @thegreygoblin5165
      @thegreygoblin5165 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They are simple but kind

  • @ultraprincesskenny6790
    @ultraprincesskenny6790 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9030

    They're not actually dumb, it's just that the intelligence tests don't account for stubbornness

    • @quixoticornithologist
      @quixoticornithologist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1328

      so i agree with you about the intelligence tests HOWEVER have you ever actually met a borzoi because. they like really dont have anything going on up there

    • @ultraprincesskenny6790
      @ultraprincesskenny6790 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +569

      @rhythmicswampert9578 Yes. They have zoom and spin on their mind

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +645

      Some animals hide their intellect most of the time, like pigeons can solve all the complex puzzles crows can but usually choose to act dumb. Borzois don't know what dumb means, that's too big a word for them.

    • @notyourjakey
      @notyourjakey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

      ​@@ultraprincesskenny6790they're in Spain without the a

    • @lpanayi6954
      @lpanayi6954 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Yeah. My Cockapoo is similar. He's not daft, he just knows what he wants.

  • @IntoxicatedSpoon
    @IntoxicatedSpoon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    L- let me..
    Do it for you

    • @anexternalorganfloatingpix7041
      @anexternalorganfloatingpix7041 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @IntoxicatedSpoon
      @IntoxicatedSpoon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@anexternalorganfloatingpix7041 bet you weren’t expecting it from a drunk cutlery 💔

    • @DaKoolEgg
      @DaKoolEgg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      *MAN I REMEMBER WHEN THIS MEME WAS FUNNY.* it’s not anymore😞

    • @WilldLillyFox
      @WilldLillyFox 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😭

    • @Jeff-fx6yh
      @Jeff-fx6yh วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@DaKoolEggKermie

  • @TheUltimate63
    @TheUltimate63 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +541

    The fact that Borzoi are ✨️Aesthetically Dumb✨️is hilariously surreal because they look like they would actually be intelligent; but no, they put all their stat point to Speed

    • @pecker1217
      @pecker1217 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      They're intelligent, just stubborn.

    • @samanthacallaway2276
      @samanthacallaway2276 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      They are pretty intelligent just super independent, think of Sighthounds as cats. They sleep all day, have zombies for about a hour, and ignore you when you call their name even though you they know it.

    • @lifeisabitch_
      @lifeisabitch_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But they are intelligent

  • @LostElephantInc
    @LostElephantInc ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    "majestically brainless" my new favorite description

    • @brendabruinekool709
      @brendabruinekool709 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seriously !!! Very intelligent and it’s the owner that’s brainless !!! This is a disgusting video 🤬🤬

    • @adrianjamesdelfin7414
      @adrianjamesdelfin7414 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Never let them do it for you, if you know what I mean.

    • @kosherjew4223
      @kosherjew4223 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love that line!

    • @intraterrestrial5035
      @intraterrestrial5035 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      brainlessly majestic 🤔

  • @piratekit3941
    @piratekit3941 ปีที่แล้ว +4881

    There is an intelligence test for dogs where you throw a blanket over them and see how long it takes to get it off.... our borzoi actually couldn't get it off. She'd either take a nap or just go about her day walking into things with a blanket over her head.

    • @elisejackson2854
      @elisejackson2854 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      So cute

    • @yaritzamiranda921
      @yaritzamiranda921 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Honestly she's a mood

    • @SitaraAleu
      @SitaraAleu ปีที่แล้ว +448

      I’ve known dogs like this. Not necessarily stupid, just…dumb. Delightfully and harmlessly dumb 😂

    • @nanag-attee562
      @nanag-attee562 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      This comment made me laugh out loud.

    • @rebeccavaiphei21
      @rebeccavaiphei21 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Smart or dumb-we love them all,don't we???💕💞💖💗❤️

  • @Issa.nicholas
    @Issa.nicholas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    They are so fast they outpaced their braincells 😂

    • @-FreeMiner-
      @-FreeMiner- หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Murraysmom2318
    @Murraysmom2318 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    I met one and was told he was an emotional therapy animal for veterans with PTSD. Apparently, they do that job wonderfully. The loving nature is a big hit

    • @samanthacallaway2276
      @samanthacallaway2276 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yup! Sighthounds are very sweet dogs, low-energy, affectionate, and calm.

    • @ska042
      @ska042 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@samanthacallaway2276 Well, low energy until they see a squirrel or rabbit, then all bets are off

  • @sammy.bunny.
    @sammy.bunny. ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    “No thoughts, just vibes” breed

    • @AntoDesormeaux
      @AntoDesormeaux ปีที่แล้ว +69

      run first, think never

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tbf that's all dogs.

    • @michaelqiu9722
      @michaelqiu9722 ปีที่แล้ว

      So fuck vibes.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish I could live like that

    • @Sncw.7843
      @Sncw.7843 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      borkzoi

  • @sima4162
    @sima4162 ปีที่แล้ว +4172

    One time I was at a garage sale and the owner had one of these guys leashed up to a tree. He was chilling in the shade for a while and enjoying the occasional pets. Then at one point, we heard him crying so everyone stopped to see what happened. He had walked around the tree enough times that he got himself stuck and couldn't figure out how to unwrap himself.

    • @knie1172
      @knie1172 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Bruh..... lol

    • @abbypalos6633
      @abbypalos6633 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      That's not uncommon for all dogs.

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +243

      That sounds like my dog. The very first time we put him on a leach outside, he got stuck walking around a lawn table until he got tangled up. He didn't make a sound, he just looked at me like "why would you let this happen?"

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Most dogs can’t so what’s the big deal? I’ve untangled plenty of dogs and not one was a bo🎉rzoi.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jesselindsey9760well why would you all dogs tangle.

  • @OneOneOne111
    @OneOneOne111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    "bro, why the long face?"

  • @obilic93
    @obilic93 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    All i hear and see is... "let me do it for you! "

  • @ColorJunks
    @ColorJunks ปีที่แล้ว +6115

    🎶LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUU🎶

  • @c.underhill7641
    @c.underhill7641 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    He's absolutely gigantic and sweet. He's leaning towards you the whole time.

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He's probably trying to sneak in a dreaded ambush lick to the face. That's what my Irish Wolfhounds used to do. When you sit on the couch your face is at perfect licking height.
      Large dogs -> gallons of spit.

    • @lisasip3697
      @lisasip3697 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@RoonMian 😂😂😂 truth!

    • @c.underhill7641
      @c.underhill7641 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would accept the ambush. Honestly, I've only seen one of these guys irl, and he was sweet as pie. No licks but leans on and allowed to pet.

    • @melhawk6284
      @melhawk6284 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@RoonMian ever notice that its the big dogs that are the WORST for being the "smooch sniper" and being able to lick your brain through a nostril when you leas expect it?!

    • @almostclintnewton8478
      @almostclintnewton8478 ปีที่แล้ว

      Borzois are lovely and tall however we also need to take into account the fact that she's around 4"10. Tall dog, tiny lady

  • @Sagan-qc4tu
    @Sagan-qc4tu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He is very… aerodynamic

    • @SE0ULsearching
      @SE0ULsearching 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kingbimmy
    @Kingbimmy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    “Majestically brainless” is the best description of me and it’s gonna be the title of my autobiography

  • @zach.hanford
    @zach.hanford ปีที่แล้ว +2606

    I had a Borzoi and she was the sweetest girl ever. Never ending kisses with her giant anteater snoot. I miss her so much sometimes. She had absolutely zero idea of how big she was and would climb in my lap while I was sitting in a standard wooden rocking chair.

    • @KRG30001
      @KRG30001 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      So sweet. How bad are their energy requirements?

    • @ozym4872
      @ozym4872 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@KRG30001 not bad at all, ours sleeps most of the day lol

    • @zach.hanford
      @zach.hanford 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@KRG30001 Ours was pretty lazy, but I don't know how she was when she was young. She had her previous owner give her up to a shelter after having her for eleven years.
      In the time we had her, she hated hiking and adventuring, but usually wouldn't complain about a walk around the neighborhood. Mostly she wanted to bask in the sun though.

    • @_Twisty
      @_Twisty 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@zach.hanfordWhat kind of person would abandon a dog after 11 YEARS they’re so heartless

    • @Simon-jr9km
      @Simon-jr9km 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​​@@_Twistyowner might die, be in an accident that don't allow them to exercise the dog and so on and so on? How do you know someone didn't make the hardest decision of their life by bringing in the dog? Ignorant

  • @wcat03blu
    @wcat03blu ปีที่แล้ว +563

    The meme, the myth, the legend

  • @CelticFish0103
    @CelticFish0103 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    🎶It's Apollo the borzoi🎶
    🎶everyone's favorite long boi🎶

  • @1forVeganWorld
    @1forVeganWorld 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Back in the 70s I shared my life with a Borzoi who excelled in AKC Obedience trials. He became a Companion Dog and then a Companion Dog Exellent. His average score for each of the two degrees was 195 out of a possible 200. He won many silver trophys and ribbons for his almost flawless scoring. He was never stubborn and seemed to love the exercises he needed for his obedience achievements. 🐾

  • @ckp09er
    @ckp09er ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    ✨DIDNT I DO IT FOR YOUUU✨

    • @ladyellen7993
      @ladyellen7993 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ✨WHEN ALL I DO IS FOR YOU✨

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ✨KERMEY✨

    • @WYD28
      @WYD28 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He was definitely singing that in the beginning

    • @AnastasiaPlantlegs
      @AnastasiaPlantlegs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KERRRMEY

    • @CariAndLenny
      @CariAndLenny ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they wanted us to think that the first line is Didnt I do it for you, they should have made the i sound like an i

  • @MrLolsforlife
    @MrLolsforlife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2865

    All together everyone!
    🎶Let me do it for you🎶

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      🎶 Let me do it for youuu 🎶

    • @DietDrDoge
      @DietDrDoge 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      DIDN'TIDOITFORYOU??

    • @MANFAQYOU
      @MANFAQYOU 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      KERMIIITT

    • @thatguyonline5208
      @thatguyonline5208 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      🎶LET ME DO IT FOR YOU🎶

    • @lesteryaytrippy7282
      @lesteryaytrippy7282 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      FKA Twigs would be proud. She did it for us for the memes with MS. Piggy and this Snoot Galoot

  • @franklinreed7614
    @franklinreed7614 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I affectionately reffer to every one i see as "snoot boi"

  • @HadenBlake
    @HadenBlake 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    What a well behaved hose goat!

  • @Odin029
    @Odin029 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    They aren't dumb... they have deep thoughts and can't spare the brain cells on the nonsense that's important to us humans.

    • @wordreet
      @wordreet ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I like that! 😂

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +80

      If a dog doesn’t jump through the hoops like a poodle it doesn’t mean the dog is dumb. It is dignified.

    • @kerrymcmullen
      @kerrymcmullen ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thank you. Dogs can’t ALL be Standard Poodles! I used to care for 10 ‘Zois 5 days a week while their parents were at work at a hospital in the health care industry. They were beautiful, loving, obedient dogs who craved my attention. They even accepted my 2 Greyhounds into their 5 acre fenced yard to run. I’ll take a kind, loving dog any day and I don’t care about their placement on the Intelligence Quotient scale.❤️🐾😉🤗🫣

    • @BaldKiwi117
      @BaldKiwi117 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@apples_and_oranges stop giving dogs human traits

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BaldKiwi117 why me? Say it to every person on this channel 😅

  • @diogoazevedo8810
    @diogoazevedo8810 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2033

    They're not dumb, they just don't care for learning or following orders, they're royalty so they give the orders.

    • @quixoticornithologist
      @quixoticornithologist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      yes thats true but like have you seen them. theyre really not smart

    • @NumHeut
      @NumHeut 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Exactly and that's why I gave this video a thumbs down. 🤨
      As a Sighthound owner I'm really annoyed by those stupid prejudices.
      Sighthounds are NOT dumb. They hust lack ANY will to please and they are stubborn af. That's why I love them so much.
      To me fogs who never discuss things with the owner but just do what they are told to do are dumb and boring to interact with.

    • @Gabimarut-The-Hollow
      @Gabimarut-The-Hollow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Sooooo..... a cat in a dog body ?

    • @NumHeut
      @NumHeut 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@Gabimarut-The-Hollow actually they aren't as cats eather...they are really affectionate and bonded with their humans. They just have very gentle souls and are used to think for themselves.
      They WILL ask you for help a lot...but whrn you tell them something it's just a suggestion to them. They WILL consider it...and oftentimes they will do what you asked for...unless it's a stupid request (like jumping some rings) or it just doesn't fit with THEIR plans. 😂

    • @user-kx4gh1ev9h
      @user-kx4gh1ev9h 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      ​@@NumHeut so ur saying cats arent affectionate? man im sick of these stupid cat stereotypes. cats are also as loving and affectionate as a dog. they just have subtle ways of showing it but that doesnt mean dogs love there owners more then cats do. both of them love there owners equally but dogs just show it overtly while cats show it in subtle behaviours.

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love all sighthounds. It’s all we ever had, a rotating supply of afghans, borzois, greys, Salukis a pharaoh hound and the occasional Scottish deerhound and Irish wolfhound.
    They’re so sweet, and none of ours ever took umbrage with our cats, BUT our cats also knew not to run around our dogs. They just walked slowly and didn’t trigger the prey drive. Rabbits weren’t so lucky 😬

  • @KaseyZINC
    @KaseyZINC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He looks like he is going to ask if he can do it for me

  • @janebudde6220
    @janebudde6220 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    My neighbors had 3 and they were incredible dogs. So sweet and mellow inside. On several occasions we had to assist in corralling one who jumped the back fence. My favorite part was that they would come to our shared fence and stick their noodle noses through the knots in the wood to say hello

    • @Elizabeth-tm7xr
      @Elizabeth-tm7xr ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I also had neighbors growing up with at least two at a time. Now they are down to one at a time. They are sweet, and love running (large yard). Unsure about the intelligence part. But great dogs for kids IMO.

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did they say:
      “Letmedoitforyou”?

    • @CS-zn6pp
      @CS-zn6pp ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My neighbor had one too.
      It was born to chase which lead to constant trips to the vet..
      Once, it chased a seagull off a pier and tried to catch it in flight which resulted in a 15' fall to the sand below and a couple of broken legs...

    • @LiliAquinas
      @LiliAquinas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@CS-zn6pp oh no! Poor pup!😢

  • @littlepoodle316
    @littlepoodle316 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    She’s really just roasting this dog the whole time 😂

    • @JohnK-pb6mn
      @JohnK-pb6mn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she likes to insult, not her first time

  • @canadianwarpath2912
    @canadianwarpath2912 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Put it in a sweater, and you will have your own personal SCRUNGO

  • @gyropizzamozzarella1012
    @gyropizzamozzarella1012 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Didn't i do it for you" i still remember that meme 🤣

  • @simmer_jay
    @simmer_jay ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Apollo the whole time: *rude*

  • @PS3PCDJ
    @PS3PCDJ ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Let me do it for you"
    "Kermie"

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    MY FAVORITE DOGGGGGGG, their noses are just sooo long and they look like an old lady in a shawl when they stand up 😂😂😂😂

  • @lorismall5465
    @lorismall5465 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of my dogs would fall asleep while I was grooming her. She was so relaxed and trusted me completely.

  • @sethkates2854
    @sethkates2854 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    the crickets sound effect killed me

  • @kennl2631
    @kennl2631 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Bro got dragged out of nowhere. All he wanted was a nice bath lmao

  • @tarrahcotter6938
    @tarrahcotter6938 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That was the most chill dog I have ever seen your groom.

  • @WAFFLEDOM
    @WAFFLEDOM 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'majestically brainless', i love that phrase so much 😂🤣

  • @dumb6795
    @dumb6795 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    how nice of you to branch out past cats and dogs and also groom horses. keep it up!!

    • @gem9535
      @gem9535 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...
      Okay, but here me out-

  • @emmabrooker166
    @emmabrooker166 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    I’m sorry ma’am but that is a Jim Henson puppet.

    • @Nekosierra
      @Nekosierra ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She knows. She had to say this for our sake. Didn't she do it for you?

    • @Lia2222
      @Lia2222 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One of the hippy puppets

    • @Mokiefraggle
      @Mokiefraggle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, not chatty enough for a Muppet. A Muppet would totally have had a word with the human for the unnecessary wash cycle.

    • @joanne1dreams
      @joanne1dreams ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @thestraggletag2616
      @thestraggletag2616 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A white skeksis. 😂

  • @lindaharris8737
    @lindaharris8737 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honey This Dog Ready To Go on a fashion Magazine Periodt!😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

  • @LaineyUhl
    @LaineyUhl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have a 14 year old Bluetick Coonhound. She barks like she’s about to be banished to the pits of hell, and she might be the stupidest dog in the world. One time, we told her that we would be going on a car ride, and she began to get a running head start, and bonked her head on the CLOSED TRUNCK DOOR. (Idk if you call it a door or ?) She then continued to do it again.

  • @Therealhoopangel
    @Therealhoopangel ปีที่แล้ว +453

    HES A BAAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYY. even if he’s gigantic and maybe not a pupper, he’s adorable

  • @ASHF0X
    @ASHF0X ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Don’t be mean to that beautiful stick noodle puppeh dawg 😂

  • @jparrish6360
    @jparrish6360 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My Borzoi says he’s offended 😂😂😂😂 He is the exception to the rule though. I was very careful when I was buying. He comes from a line of intelligent Borzois. He never would learn to shake though. Does all his other tricks well though.

  • @sya_7489
    @sya_7489 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Blud's nose was designed to go mach 2 💀

  • @yaritzamiranda921
    @yaritzamiranda921 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    So nice of you to expand your grooming services to Ponies

  • @AnamLiath
    @AnamLiath ปีที่แล้ว +304

    My first service dog was a Borzoi. He was brilliant, very collie-like. It's important when training Borzoi to do it individually and be patient. They are NOT stupid. My dogs were Danish imports, very gentle, willing and gracious. I've been training sighthounds and protection breeds over 50 years. If you are used to natural horse training, you should do well with them.

    • @WB-zw5mz
      @WB-zw5mz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I have two borzoi and worked for a breeder and they are FAR from stupid lol they just don’t always care about what YOU want them to do

    • @AnamLiath
      @AnamLiath 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@WB-zw5mz I often tell people it's the sighthound version of "This is stupid and you're being a jerk. I'm going back to the couch." I motivate them much like horses. Small increments, and when they get it right, they're done. My first AKC obedience dog was an Afghan hound, we went through open, joyfully. Actually had a judge insist he must've been crossed with a Collie (we were minor points from his breed ch too). He did detest the metal articles though.

    • @WB-zw5mz
      @WB-zw5mz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@AnamLiath yes, small increments! I do AKC conformation with my younger borzoi and he has always been excellent and learned new things in a snap! Both my borzoi are fast learners and truly excellent boiz

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've rarely seen a borzoi service dog, how interesting

    • @fodkfkdkfkfkfjfjfj
      @fodkfkdkfkfkfjfjfj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they are fluffy ponies 😂

  • @brain-dead-border-collie
    @brain-dead-border-collie หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "we're borzois, where very tiny!"

  • @kmbjbb
    @kmbjbb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    And I have a friend who has one that is a service dog. Very well trained and totally in tune with her varied needs. He loves to work, but also loves to relax.

  • @xfortunesquex
    @xfortunesquex ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I'm not sure about the intelligence studies on dogs, because they're obedience-based. It's not the same breed, but my greyhound (similar to borzoi) was very intelligent. He didn't care about commands however, and only listened to the few who gained his respect. He understood full sentences and seemed to grasp the idea of being asked to make decisions. If I ignored his request for dinner or to go out (ADHD oops), he would grab the most valuable/dangerous object in the room and take it to his bed to pretend to chew on. He'd pop up and leave the object as soon as he was asked what he wanted. I really miss that crafty imp 💔

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is funny, I just wrote almost an identical comment about my greyhound. Best breed in the world, smart and independent at the same time ❤

    • @j.v3896
      @j.v3896 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don't have a borzoi but two Caucasian shepherds. And everyone said before we got them that they are not very smart and just brainlessly defend their territory. Also that they show absolutely no affection.
      And that is such bullshit. They are extremely intelligent but if they think your command is stupid they will just ignore it. I would even go so far and say that they are on the level of border collies with their intelligence. They just have a very different way of thinking. And their main priority is simply not to always to please their humans.
      And that they don't show affection is ridiculous too. If they are shown affection they will return it double.
      If I had to describe them I would probably say overgrown cats in a bear skin pretending to be dogs

    • @alexlola4723
      @alexlola4723 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@apples_and_oranges i had a whippet, it's also a sighthound, in my opinion all sighthounds are like that, gentle, smart, sensitive to themselves, and they are surprised by commands that don't make sense to them... that they run at first and then think? sure. that's how they have instincts...

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexlola4723 one of our best friends is a whippet and being half the size she is faster than my fellow because she maneuvers better. Two rockets they are!

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wolfie54321 when my dogs really wants a super nice treat he’ll do any command. He’ll probably make you a cup of tea. If he feels like it. If he doesn’t he won’t. So yes, obedience: medium to low, intelligence: high. We have learned to negotiate😁

  • @aliciahowell9617
    @aliciahowell9617 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

    The Borzoi aka the HoseGoat is a wonderful companion dog. They are incredibly affectionate with their family members but can be shy with strangers. Just like greyhounds, they LOVE to chill out and nap up to 18 hrs a day. They are truly gentle giants.

    • @marysanders9461
      @marysanders9461 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They ARE greyhounds--Russian long-haired greyhounds.

  • @XCircusBabyX
    @XCircusBabyX 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I freaking love borzois. They are so cute :)

  • @EggieAnimates
    @EggieAnimates หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Despite their ability to run, they prefer being couch potatoes."
    I think I know what pet I'm getting..

  • @qwatsdat
    @qwatsdat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    These dogs aren't that dumb, but super stubborn. We base dog intelligence on trainability.

    • @connorthornberg
      @connorthornberg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I don't think that's entirely true. The Shiba Inu is recognized as very smart, but is also very stubborn. It has more to do with being able to learn from experiences. For example, if a dog gets hurt doing a specific thing more than once and keeps doing it, it's probably not a very intelligent dog.

    • @aramayicart27
      @aramayicart27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you.

    • @pecker1217
      @pecker1217 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@connorthornbergNo, many breeds who are viewed as dumb are extremely stubborn dogs, especially hunting dogs.

    • @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj
      @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​​@@connorthornberg Shiba Inu are not considered intelligent by the outdated test everyone takes as gospel. But as you know, they are. Same for borzoi. Also, borzoi are very quick about learning to avoid painful things. Labradors are listed as one of the most intelligent breeds with the old test and they're known for repeatedly eating dumb stuff that makes them sick. Most dog breeds are fairly intelligent, just different.

  • @TrueImmortality
    @TrueImmortality ปีที่แล้ว +282

    If you want to get a sighthound, there are so many things you have to know beforehand! They need martingale collars because their heads are too small and will slip a regular collar. They need a quiet environment. Their feelings are easily hurt so they don't respond well to raised voices or harsh commands. They have such a high prey drive that they can focus down on whatever animal is attracting them and ignore everything else. I love that borzoi are getting so much attention right now, but you have to know what you're doing when you get a sighthound.

    • @kylewilliams2943
      @kylewilliams2943 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s possible to train them to wait for a command to chase but it’s hard… I had a lurcher for a few years and I taught him to stand between my legs before a chase…
      I worked a dream because if I didn’t want him to go I could grab his collar

    • @Mightydoggo
      @Mightydoggo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      True. Though this is true for pretty much any dog, hence why you research the breed *before* you get the dog. Well... responsible people do. Judging on how many Kangals are walking their owners around here, not everyone seems to have gotten the memo.

    • @TrueImmortality
      @TrueImmortality 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @Mightydoggo Yes, it's true! You need to do research before taking any dog home. But there's been so much internet buzz around borzoi recently. I love sighthounds and they're amazing dogs, but they're also a wildly powerful animal. They're usually very sweet, but they have their quirks. I just want people to be careful.

    • @HeyLeFay
      @HeyLeFay 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yep, they are VERY firmly not an off-leash type dog. So unless you have a fenced-in yard that tall enough that they can't jump over it, they'll have to always be leashed up when they're outside. Otherwise they'll take off like a rocket as soon as they see movement, like a squirrel, cat, small dog, child, etc.

    • @TrueImmortality
      @TrueImmortality 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HeyLeFay We buddy never figured out he could jump the fence at my rental, but if did...oh boy lol. Yes, they have to be leashed at all times unless in a double secured area.

  • @Stolasxblitz4life
    @Stolasxblitz4life 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Let me do it for you"

  • @virginiaworden2558
    @virginiaworden2558 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They are quiet in the house and they are beautiful to watch run..

  • @electrovintage9390
    @electrovintage9390 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +349

    “Let me do it for you”🥺

    • @kamiw5864
      @kamiw5864 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I came here to find precisely this comment and you did not disappoint. 😂

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Kermie 🥺

    • @PhoeniX_Drevis333
      @PhoeniX_Drevis333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't I, not let me

    • @kamiw5864
      @kamiw5864 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PhoeniX_Drevis333 didn’t I not let me do it for you…cermet.

    • @PhoeniX_Drevis333
      @PhoeniX_Drevis333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kamiw5864 Kermit*

  • @xmayoburkex
    @xmayoburkex ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He’s so relax he’s falling asleep standing up.
    Cute lil’snout

  • @pablodonner5213
    @pablodonner5213 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There's not a single thought going on behind that snout

  • @maxcooperman356
    @maxcooperman356 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Their aerodynamic skull doesn't leave much room for the thinky-thinky parts

  • @bh3855
    @bh3855 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My God. She roasted this poor dog 😂

  • @SnakeEaterGaming
    @SnakeEaterGaming ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You leaning up against him at the end was adorable 😭

  • @philokevetch8691
    @philokevetch8691 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love all the sight hounds very much. They are kind gentle and just spectacular in every way.

  • @KSangel180
    @KSangel180 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought this was mantis manor for a sec. Love Borzois! ❤❤❤

  • @tracer.s
    @tracer.s ปีที่แล้ว +522

    My guy is 130+ lbs and going and yet none of that mass went to a brain 😞

  • @wiredvex99
    @wiredvex99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    "Let me do it for you" (music plays) lol

  • @eyelovethesky
    @eyelovethesky หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I recognised myself in him hahahah 😅 run first think later
    Coachpotatoe and cuddling 🥰

  • @moonlord9294
    @moonlord9294 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    he's clearly one of the MOST inteligent human beings i've ever met

  • @RoonMian
    @RoonMian ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Difficult to train" is an understatement for large sight hounds. Beyond "sit" and "lie down" it can be damn near impossible. I had two Irish Wolfhounds.

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea and it doesn’t mean they do not understand. They just can’t be bothered. My hound, if he really wants something, will do all commands, probably can make a cup of coffee. Most of the times he doesn’t care though. He is very smart I think. I wish I had the same traits 😂

    • @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj
      @AshleyWilliams-xq7lj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Silken windhounds are the golden retrievers of sighthounds. They listen 60% of the time 🤣. Mine can open doors, but won't sit unless she thinks she's getting a treat.

  • @SerafinaCastaway
    @SerafinaCastaway ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Head empty
    No thoughts
    Only know long snoot and ✨let me do it for yooooou✨

  • @OhSkyeLanta
    @OhSkyeLanta 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Noodle horses love humans and I think that’s beautiful 😂❤❤❤❤

  • @crazyd0glady295
    @crazyd0glady295 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They give some of the best standing cuddles too

  • @claygreen4723
    @claygreen4723 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    He's getting fed, groomed and pampered like a King. Seems pretty smart to me.

    • @ymiblue968
      @ymiblue968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That has nothing to do with being smart

  • @Aelyta1
    @Aelyta1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🎶🎶LET ME DO IT FOR YOU 🎶🎶

  • @ghostbanni6810
    @ghostbanni6810 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Him faling asleep is the cutest thing 😭💖

  • @1TieDye1
    @1TieDye1 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Borzois just getting roasted 😭

  • @philipozminkowski8200
    @philipozminkowski8200 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I Remember being told as a kid they have two speeds. 100mph and 0

  • @KindredKeepsake
    @KindredKeepsake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This narration is hilarious. XD
    Apollo is a good boy!

  • @Aurora-do2rv
    @Aurora-do2rv ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!!” Please tell me you Booped the Snoot!!. You have to Boop a Borzoi snoot 😂😂

    • @Elizabeth-tm7xr
      @Elizabeth-tm7xr ปีที่แล้ว

      Nose bump? Like fist bump?

    • @Aurora-do2rv
      @Aurora-do2rv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elizabeth-tm7xr where you gently put your index finger on their nose and say ‘boop’

    • @Elizabeth-tm7xr
      @Elizabeth-tm7xr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aurora-do2rv glad to know i'm not the only one that does that! LOL along with the gentle nose bump/fist bump.

    • @Aurora-do2rv
      @Aurora-do2rv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Elizabeth-tm7xr yeah I always booped the snoot on my boy before he passed away. He loved it, and with a borzoi snoot it’s an absolute must lol. 😂😂

    • @Dungeonfreak
      @Dungeonfreak ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boop the long snoot

  • @XavierAway
    @XavierAway ปีที่แล้ว +44

    It takes some skill to be able to groom a Concord jet you know…

  • @beckymartin1810
    @beckymartin1810 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had the privilege of owning one of these majestic dogs. She was just as intelligent as any other dog I have had. She was a very good dog ❤️

  • @cotton_editz
    @cotton_editz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They don't act dumb the chillest dog breed I've seen

  • @professornuke7562
    @professornuke7562 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I was a vet nurse back in the 80's, one of these would come in occasionally. He'd come in and put his head on the vet's desk, and his back end would still be out the door. He'd lie down in the waiting room, and be longer than it.
    I should add the practice was mainly sports medicine....racing greyhounds. The grey hounds would give side eye to a dog that that was taller, skinnier, but somehow hairier than they were.

    • @KH-dr1qu
      @KH-dr1qu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was very confused and somewhat horrified because my tired brain read "wet nurse" instead of "vet nurse" at first 😅

    • @cassiestone628
      @cassiestone628 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KH-dr1qu I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @DipityS
    @DipityS ปีที่แล้ว +138

    He enjoyed his pamper so much - he relaxed into it all - it was lovely to see a pupper not anxious and loving being fussed over 😊

  • @cannonrange9977
    @cannonrange9977 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is so funny! All your videos are such a delightful combination of reality, dead-pan humor/with, interesting facts, and just a dash of snark (where deserved). And your editing is top notch! Thank you for sharing with us! 😊

  • @brotheralaric7177
    @brotheralaric7177 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Let me do it for youuu"

  • @lucapetrillo7385
    @lucapetrillo7385 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🎹 LET ME DO IT FOR YOU! 🎹

  • @IvyroseGullwhacker
    @IvyroseGullwhacker ปีที่แล้ว +176

    LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUUU

    • @HeyitsBri_
      @HeyitsBri_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Didn’t I

    • @modkip25
      @modkip25 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DIDN'T I**

    • @CariAndLenny
      @CariAndLenny ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes but the meme is let me do it for you

  • @kosherjew4223
    @kosherjew4223 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Such a beautiful Borzoi! You roasting them was funny lol. They are so cute!

  • @kelkabot
    @kelkabot หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Majestically brainless” sounds like a phrase Click and Clack would have used on Car Talk.

  • @apples_and_oranges
    @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is very unfair and yes, I agree that intelligence tests are based on obedience. I have a greyhound who is the closest relative to borzoi, he is calm, smart, affectionate, friendly to people and other dogs, very careful with puppies and understands two languages. The fact that he is independent and sometimes does things on his own terms tells me that he is more intelligent than many other breeds.

    • @KARMAZYNA
      @KARMAZYNA ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same can be said about cats, rabbits or rats. People assume that because they aren't as obedient as some dogs, they aren't as intelligent. But they're actually smart, they learn and draw conclusions, they figure out stuff on their own. And they form strong bonds with their humans.

    • @danascully7358
      @danascully7358 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly! Humans that are independent and think for themselves, we don’t label them dumb. Is Steve Jobs dumb? No. He just didn’t want to follow the rules. Sight hounds are the Steve Jobs of the world.

    • @kenny1034
      @kenny1034 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are greyhounds faster?

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kenny1034 internet is saying the both are the fastest breed in the world so I guess it depends on the dog.

    • @kenny1034
      @kenny1034 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apples_and_oranges Have you been able to train your Greyhound? Some Greyhounds I see walking wear muzzles, but I think they are rescues from racing.