@@MrYfrank14 to be fair to him, I think he, or someone, yelled out a warning but the stupidity of the post guy was bigger than the speed of his reaction 😂
@@kojoyeboah7 - I agree, it appears someone tried to warn the guy riding into the post, but that doesn't explain why the guy that ran into the post guy didn't see the post or the guy ride into the post.
@@MrYfrank14 Maybe the guy who rode into the guy who rode into the post, thougt the guy who rode into the post would notice the post, and avoid riding into the post.
You often say 'no one was harmed', but that guy falling off the ladder really fucked himself up. I know, I fell off a ladder once, only about half as high as this guy, trapped my hand and couldn't move it for about a week. Ladders + dumbassery = injury
my uncle fell off a 5ft ladder and shattered his ankle so bad he had a 6 hour surgery, has like 4 screws holding his foot together and couldnt walk for months. its been a couple years and he still has a bit of a limp. ladder falls are definitely no joke
They neither know nor care if someone was hurt. They just dont want to hear the karens cunt around in the comments about it and disclaimer makes them feel like its ok to laugh.
@@RileyPOTUS69"tHATS' " You know that the Republicans opposed the Democrats' bill to control the border - just because Trump didn't want the Democrats to have a success?
"I will stand here recording a log rolling very, very slowly toward my car instead of taking a few steps to get to the log before it hits my car because I'm a genius."
Notice they only put that disclaimer on car accidents where you can't see if the person was harmed or not. For the rest of the clips, it's like, "Yeah, he was harmed."
6:32 Literally my kids when I'm sleeping. Can't leave them alone for 2 seconds. I like how She blamed the other sister when two of them were on the cabinet door. 😂
I've seen so many fail that bottle opening trick with the knife that I'm convinced that almost no one knows how to do it properly. And even if you do it properly, there's a chance it can still break the wrong way on you anyway. It's almost like asking to waste a Champagne bottle.
Right. Glass pressurized bottle, oversized sharp object, what could go wrong? But the look of shock or surprise, just tells you everything. Usually, that it wasn’t worth it.
4:29 I respectfully disagree; while he may not have jumped out at the Weird Big Guys looking down at him, that raccoon could easily jump back outta there.
Yeah, I've seen one jump out of a 55 gallon drum being used as a trash can before! Scared the crap out of me! It was nearly empty too, just a small 6" or so layer at the bottom.
They're not doing it to inform us, they do it because youtube forces them to if they don't want their channel to be closed. Same reason the censor alcohol, cigarettes, nudity and swearing. If they don't, youtube's hammer falls on them hard
0:46 sometimes its nice to have a little faith in humanity restored lol. That guy was a good friend, reacting immediately and well. Even if it only went a little bit forward, they had no way of knowing when it would stop.
I doubt that was an accident. That takes a lot of skill and practice. I doubt there are more than two or three people in the world that can somersault a pickup.
I think they mean "permanently harmed." If someone breaks their arm in a crash but it heals properly, that's not a permanent injury, thus "no one was (permanently) harmed." I assume fails where the person ends up paralyzed don't get posted. But that's just my take...
That "it was all you" sibling situation really made my day 😂 But... I would also consider for the parents to teach their kids some common sense basics.
It's even funnier when they don't censor swearing in other languages. Lots of videos with swearing, but hey, it's not fuck or shit, the only ones we at FailArmy understand, so we can't beep it out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*No one was harmed* I guarantee you don't know that. Also that doesn't exempt you from any sort of action, mostly because the footage is stolen anyway.
@0:47
10/10 friend right there, didnt even hesitate, he pulled that guy out from under that truck instantly.
30 secs ago?!
Absolute *LEGEND*
Agreed definitely the kinda friend you know has your back
I was just going to comment that! A true homie.
I was thinking the same. I need a friend like that!
How Rodney has carried the twins to full term is a mystery 😂
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I was going to say he's pregnant. 😂
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@@umbrellacorp. All those questions going on about on social media...What is a woman? What is a man?...NO NO NO!!!.... WHAT IS RODNEY?😂😂😂
I think that lizard and monkey were working together 😅
The lizard and monkey clearly saw Godzilla x Kong.
Lizard & Monkey gang 😂🦎🐒
That motherF came out of nowhere
That's what I thought.
Ninja monkey. I love how she wasnt at all worried about the monster-looking lizard, but gets freaked out by the cute little monkey.
1:51- the only thing worse than not noticing a post in front of you, is not noticing the rider in front of you riding into a post.
@@MrYfrank14 to be fair to him, I think he, or someone, yelled out a warning but the stupidity of the post guy was bigger than the speed of his reaction 😂
@@kojoyeboah7 - I agree, it appears someone tried to warn the guy riding into the post, but that doesn't explain why the guy that ran into the post guy didn't see the post or the guy ride into the post.
@@MrYfrank14 Maybe the guy who rode into the guy who rode into the post, thougt the guy who rode into the post would notice the post, and avoid riding into the post.
5:23- those two make a great team.
The iguana staged a great diversion.
I love the "No one was harmed" sign when clearly someone was.
I was looking for that comment, because I thought I can't be the only one with that oppinion xDDD
It also annoys me in the cases where clearly nobody was.
6:04. Dude had like 15 chances to prevent that log from rolling
it was more important the video to send to failarmy so everyone sees how dumb he is
Ah...
Probably wasn't his car, so why risk it.
precisely three och!s.
@@davidmurrell5143 so selfish thinking. i bet u born as a mistake
You often say 'no one was harmed', but that guy falling off the ladder really fucked himself up. I know, I fell off a ladder once, only about half as high as this guy, trapped my hand and couldn't move it for about a week. Ladders + dumbassery = injury
Wow, such an insightful original comment, they uploaded the clip right?
I hope the man was ok
The bike-fail was brutal as well 😬
my uncle fell off a 5ft ladder and shattered his ankle so bad he had a 6 hour surgery, has like 4 screws holding his foot together and couldnt walk for months. its been a couple years and he still has a bit of a limp. ladder falls are definitely no joke
They neither know nor care if someone was hurt. They just dont want to hear the karens cunt around in the comments about it and disclaimer makes them feel like its ok to laugh.
Rodney needs to take more care of himself, being 13 months pregnant and all...
That was a disturbingly large gut.
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Totally
@timwilks666 Dude someone copied your comment and got more likes
(it's gone )
@@crazyMan-e4j Yeah, he's a bell-end.
the racoon clip was soo chaotic 🤣🤣
The only one who knew what one was doing was the racoon.
Hilarious!
The raccoon was the most calm one there, looking out goin' "You guys okay down there? Can we get this show on the road, I don't have all day." 🤣🤣🤣
@@Rekuzan its too damn funny 🤣
😅😅😅
4:15 dont slip & slide when you're 9 months preggo, dude!
More like 12 months
Belly popped out like an airbag.
@@ericcarabetta1161 I don't think it was the only thing that popped. Dude when right for his back after he got up.
Slip and fall pregnant
0:48 Lifesaving yoink!!
good homie right there
That’s the homie you WANT in your life fs
That dude was a real friend!
he a real one
We need a good homie fail compilation, my faves!
4:51 Tell gravity,he's not our friend😂😂
Fail Army: Nobody was Injured.
Me: That MF Dead.
6:31 "It was all YOU"... lmao
Classic sibling behavior
tHATS' kamala blaming tRUMP FOR THE BORDER
lmao
as a sibling I totally approve
As a parent I’d be not happy about that but inside I’d be dying
6:30
@@RileyPOTUS69"tHATS' " You know that the Republicans opposed the Democrats' bill to control the border - just because Trump didn't want the Democrats to have a success?
@@RileyPOTUS69 miracle boy trump. Do you believe in election time miracles?
Front porch in the US is like a battlefield
2:55 The "I'm so fired" walk with a bonus clap
Alternative title, Last Day on the Job!
I was almost thinking "how close do you have to be!?"
Dude looked genuinely confused about what to do from there.
2:51 The look of a man who's thinking, "Welp, I'm getting fired."
* EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS HARMED *
5:29 - It's a speedrun to touch every chair.
He did it in 4 seconds. World record!
Fucking great observation!!!🤣
Stop Swearing
He missed some in the left
@@SkibidiBernard245 no little fuckin timmy
@@Baby-concordefr lol
"I will stand here recording a log rolling very, very slowly toward my car instead of taking a few steps to get to the log before it hits my car because I'm a genius."
Could be a city person and didn't know you can stop a roling log with your foot.
@@MrYfrank14Or, most probably, he just wanted to see the log hit the car. The laugh at the end gave it away.
An instant unfriended moment.
That Beach Lizard and the Monkey have a nice racket going on there!
1:34, man litearlly crashed so hard that it was almost fatal accident.
Video: *no one was harmed*. 🤣
Notice they only put that disclaimer on car accidents where you can't see if the person was harmed or not. For the rest of the clips, it's like, "Yeah, he was harmed."
0:03 GRYFFFFFINDOR!!!
You Mean This Hat From Harry Potter?🤔
No no it looks like Harry@@neogaming7892
😂
Now I Understand@@Jimfrod
The raccoon removal was a complete clustershtupp.
the end clip Fifi is too adorable for words x)
2:58 that FedEx Driver contemplating running away and starting a new life.
Yeah, really. Maybe if I leave now, no one will notice. Lol.
The log acted like a toddler being told no but still does it anyway
I would like to thank alcohol for making many of these possible.
6:05 Good thing the guy's quick thinking and reflexes saved the day!
6:58 "No one was harmed 🤗"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT??!?!?😭
I feel bad for the FedEx guy. That's probably his job out the window.
4:45 so many things are not right here haha
3:59 I love how he *grabs her knee* because that helps? 🤔
Holy shit the stagecoach was a W
2:04 => Everybody gangsta until...
6:59 => He duke'd it...
6:32 Literally my kids when I'm sleeping. Can't leave them alone for 2 seconds. I like how She blamed the other sister when two of them were on the cabinet door. 😂
3:19 that's the freakin' Olympic cauldron right there
Good teamwork,we were so focused on the lizard we didn't expect the monkey
Get u a buddy who pulls you out from under a rolling car. Dudes reaction was to save
6:58 "No one was harmed"
Yeah, I think they kinda got sh-tmixed there, bruv.
welcome to destination fucked
11:12 That wasn`t a fail, That was "Legendary"
I've seen so many fail that bottle opening trick with the knife that I'm convinced that almost no one knows how to do it properly.
And even if you do it properly, there's a chance it can still break the wrong way on you anyway. It's almost like asking to waste a Champagne bottle.
Right. Glass pressurized bottle, oversized sharp object, what could go wrong? But the look of shock or surprise, just tells you everything. Usually, that it wasn’t worth it.
Exactly! Isn't opening it with a corkscrew challenging enough?
00:45 She said "c'est toi qui l'as fermé?". It translates "did you close it?"
she stroked it
7:20 What? The kid just wants to be the next Post Malone.
LOL
*How Rodney has carried the twins to full term is a mystery*
First girl is an angel... reson why we all here too...
5:58 the way they all melted in sync 😂😂😂
5:25 lmao . What a surprise😂😂
4:29 I respectfully disagree; while he may not have jumped out at the Weird Big Guys looking down at him, that raccoon could easily jump back outta there.
Yeah, I've seen one jump out of a 55 gallon drum being used as a trash can before! Scared the crap out of me! It was nearly empty too, just a small 6" or so layer at the bottom.
00:16 he may have graduated but his knees flunked out
This happens to me everytime when I wear graduation uniform and walks down stairs as I dont know where am I stepping at.
*NO ONE WAS HARMED* The most reliable word in the world. 🤣
Bruh stop saying no one was harmed, we know you ain't verifying that
They're not doing it to inform us, they do it because youtube forces them to if they don't want their channel to be closed. Same reason the censor alcohol, cigarettes, nudity and swearing. If they don't, youtube's hammer falls on them hard
0:46 sometimes its nice to have a little faith in humanity restored lol. That guy was a good friend, reacting immediately and well. Even if it only went a little bit forward, they had no way of knowing when it would stop.
💀 I love it when people try to walk through a glass door 💀
0:47 dude on the left, no hesitation. Bravo.
That first one wasn’t a fail. She made a Harry Potter sorting hat.
Not the first time she's swiped up with one finger... and it went off. The smirk says it all 🤔🙄
5:18 - That's how they get ya. They work in teams. XD
The iguana and the monkey are accomplices
It’s a way to highlight that everyone has their own memorable funny moments.
OK saying that "No One Was Hurt" on that pick up flying thru air crash is just plain BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE WAS DEF HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They mean "No One Was SERIOUSLY Hurt". Mean all can Walk after that.
The truck needs to try out for the Olympics.
That makes it more hilarious
I doubt that was an accident. That takes a lot of skill and practice. I doubt there are more than two or three people in the world that can somersault a pickup.
They have no way of knowing. They slap that on ones that look dangerous to shut the karens up
The poor girl falling down the stairs at her graduation she's not an idiot. That's everyone's worse nightmare..
😂 It's a guy but we'll just say it's a girl.
87.6 percent of the people WERE indeed harmed in these videos
I think they mean "permanently harmed." If someone breaks their arm in a crash but it heals properly, that's not a permanent injury, thus "no one was (permanently) harmed." I assume fails where the person ends up paralyzed don't get posted. But that's just my take...
That "it was all you" sibling situation really made my day 😂
But... I would also consider for the parents to teach their kids some common sense basics.
dude who pulled his coworker out from under the truck is a mf goat
_folks turned into pretzels_ -- no one was harmed
Hey the science on falling directly on your neck is unclear
I absolutely love watching idiots, it makes my day so much better!
7:33 The fact that wagon didn't tip is very impressive.
Be on time, love this channel.😅
FailArmy: No one was hurt 🗿
Bullllll Shiiiiiit!
It doesn’t hurt any more when you are unalive…
i love when you put "no one was harmed" when that's so clearly not the case.
I love the "No one was harmed" sign when clearly someone was.🌹
I find it interesting how she didn't seem concerned about the monster-like lizard, but was startled by the adorable little monkey.
I am looping the first 4 seconds . That is all I need.👼 an Angel
I absolutely adore how this video conveys such a positive and hopeful message
"No one was harmed." - "Thomas had never seen such bullshit before."
2:51
perfect home delivery 🚚
Yes, but what word do you think they block out? 2:55
0:47 That's a win on his buddy's part. Quick action when it was needed!
1:15 The ladder is not the problem, it's our own mistake.
This deserves way more views. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
4:30 When Rocket Raccoon not armed.
That iguana & Monkey were working together no doubt about it 😂😂😂
That one guy taught his dog to do a cup check when he blows in that tube. Pretty impressive.
2:03 is the kind of clip that makes us wonder if we should just rebrand as the HammockArmy if you see what I mean.
The bit that made me laugh is the fact people record some of this in the first place.
4:07. Rodney is pregnant and should not be participating in this activity.
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I love how it says no one was harmed, while people flying out windows
😂That dog wasn't having it
guy pulling his budy out before he might been killed was epic
My weekly dose of people not getting unharmed
I don't understand how society doesn't collapse.
6:59 no one flips like that without getting injured. 😅
0:44 failarmy back at it again with the false translations
Yeah. Those really annoy me. It’s SO unprofessional.
It's even funnier when they don't censor swearing in other languages. Lots of videos with swearing, but hey, it's not fuck or shit, the only ones we at FailArmy understand, so we can't beep it out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The kitten at the end says: "Yes it's too big, it's like a hoop to jump through"
5:20
🐵: you distract her I’ll grab her stuff
🦎: 👍
*No one was harmed*
I guarantee you don't know that. Also that doesn't exempt you from any sort of action, mostly because the footage is stolen anyway.
sometimes i feel like the "no one was harmed" really stands for "they simple do not exist anymore"
What is so compelling about using a knife to open champagne, that it's worth wasting your booze?
I'm pretty sure the Monkey and the Lizard were working together. That heist was pulled off a little too perfectly.
HAHAHAHHAA....THE BLACK GUY AT PLANET FITNESS!!!!!!!!!........''THIS THING JUST WENT WILD '' HE SAYS~!!!!!LOL