I swear I watched that particular segment at least 4x. I don't know why but it will stick with me 4evR! 😁 The way he looks over his shoulder as he goes back in the house. I can barely type from the laugh-tears. 😂
10:20 Sigmund says it was no accident. Subconsciously it was done on purpose. Maybe because she didn't really want to go to the interview, or because she was afraid she wouldn't make it. So an accident is always convenient for us to avoid something we don't want to happen and at the same time to avoid responsibility because it didn't happen.
11:28 I've been doing my own hair since 1987, and no, we do NOT do things to our hair without gloves. Because that would be stupid. Nor does anyone I know do it without gloves. They're not stupid, either.
Ditto. I can't fathom why someone would think semi permanent, especially those highly pigmented versions wouldn't stain. They're technically 'staining' your hair on a temporary basis. If anything wearing gloves for those is even more necessary.
@@tkps She kept saying, "If you know, you know, right?" and I'm like, out loud, "No! I don't know! And neither do you!" How can grown adults not understand "permanence"?
i use gloves but ive got semi permanent dye on my skin loads of times and its never stained nearly that bad. most stains have come off like 90% w one wash w warm water and just fade over like a day
I thought I was the only one who used his expression! People look at me strangely when I say it but it makes sense to combine supposedly the two professions requiring the most intelligence and skill.
" No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " Wait .... the guy dropped his fries all over the porch. BUT : " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed "
10:20 Sigmund says it was no accident. Subconsciously it was done on purpose. Maybe because she didn't really want to go to the interview, or because she was afraid she wouldn't make it. So an accident is always convenient for us to avoid something we don't want to happen and at the same time to avoid responsibility because it didn't happen.
5:14 THATS ME!! Me and my brother submitted my video a couple months ago and they didnt get back to us. But we were just watching this one thinking nothing of it and all of the sudden my video was in here and my face lit up😭😂.
That lil boy making sure his mom is ok when she fell and the other lady laughed at her but he instantly went over to check her out hes going to be a good guy when he grows up
I think that's the message the video wants to send to viewers: If you're not careful while working and moving, you'll encounter unexpected failures. I love the videos.
@@failarmy Have you contacted TH-cam about this? Can't you just start the videos with a disclaimer like: "In the following videos, no one was harmed."?
Smiity, I LOVE the Party Animals video, and I watch with my wife, every time She's not much into games, but I bought it to play with her, thanks to your videos, mate Thanks ♥
11:50 That shows perfectly, why so many chemical ingredients are forbidden in Europe (but not in the USA). Who knows what this stuff really do with your body.
American here. Too true! I've been hoping for the day my country gets their heads outta their a** and get with the same program almost half the world follows. And we like to call ourselves a superpower when we've got literally nothing to show for it but accomplishments from 70 yrs ago.
1:05 - There are fewer things on TH-cam that bring me more joy than watching parkour fails. Parkour is an invention of the French military, to train their soldiers how to climb, jump and get around any obstacles that may block their path while retreating from the enemy.
4:36 , yeah your porch is only slippery because YOU dont pressure wash off the algae and mold on the deck, its called maintenance, and its not normal to be slick when wet but clean, but it will be VERY slick if you let algae and mold grow on it, no ones fault but yours, lesson learned
I didn’t realize it at first but you’re so right! The trees are in the right spot (albeit at different sizes), the way the door bounces, etc. That’s crazy!!!
For some reason I find that womans reaction (or lack of) at 6:02 quite hilarious. She knows whats coming, has seen it many times before, and gives absolutely zero f*cks 😆
10:59 Very simple solution: Get a copy of the car key and the house key and leave the house key under a rock THAT way you won’t get locked out outside ever again I learned it the hard way leaving my house keys in my briefcase and my phone inside my car and left the car keys inside fortunately someone helped me open the car but boy having an interview in less than an hour in this situation has to be very stressful so yeah 😐🤷
Look at her eyebrows. Shes 40something and going to a job interview. Her first solution is Another Drink. Is there any wonder? I am surprised she is even allowed to use anything that requires a key. Stay gold.
😂 This video is just amazing! Every time I watch it I can’t help but laugh! Some moments are so ridiculous that one can only wonder how this could even happen. Thanks for the opportunity to laugh and have fun. Looking forward to the next release! 🎉
I’ve never understood why @FailArmy doesn’t just put one, simple disclaimer, at the front of the video saying, “No one was harmed in any of these clips, don’t try any of this at home, enjoy.” Seems much more logical, and a better use of their time. As opposed to their editors going back, and editing those words into half the clips. Is TH-cam really that picky, that we need constant reminders every few clips? I’m genuinely asking.
Here we are: Everyone knows it's BS yet for legal reasons ... like the bleeps. Is there anyone who doesn't substitute those bleebs with what is actually said in their minds?
i mean technically most "text" in like almost all editing software is just copy/paste, not that much work, hell im pretty sure they just have a preset of that and just add it when watching clips
Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! 1:27 At around his age, I hit the ground instead of a golf ball while learning how to golf. Everything was ok on the first day, but after 24 hours my back started to hurt like crazy. It took more than 2 weeks for me to recover from an excruciating back pain. 🥶 The worst part was attempting to sit on the toilet.
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“No one was harmed”. Most of those people were definitely harmed.
Definitely 😅
no one watching was harmed ahaha
You need to add that prompt to not get demonetized
@@allanallan4791 Actually I fell 40 ft off the tree I was cutting down because I was laughing at people being seriously hurt.
I’m sick of seeing this BS tbh
3:22 "Was that the goal?"
I have asked that same question of these clips so many times.
It’s at these moments they realise how much upper body strength they lack 🤦♂️
And if you realized thr water is not deep, then....
⚰️
well :))
6:06 terrible direction and a clueless helper is a dangerous combo for furniture moving
I like how the boy asks his Mom if she’s OK when she slips. Good kid right there
I think he's a good boy!
🐶
The cut at 9:06 makes it look like Toby the dog threw a massive party.
that was a smooth segue
Oh lol, didn't notice those are two clips. That explains 😂 I was like... No, I don't think the dog did such elaborate artwork 😅
5:44 dog: “smells like you’re in pain”
4:37 that’s such a good kid. Making sure mom’s ok..!!!
If she took more time for cleaning that deck instead of filling her gut and breeding , that deck would not get slippery 🖕🖕🖕
@TH-camViral4297what does that mean
Seems like what any normal kid would do.
@@FuzzyFoot58 Ik lol
@@FuzzyFoot58 seems like it but 99% of kids these days would just laugh. This kid was concerned and went to help her up..!!
The guy dropping his phone after the lightning strike had me on the floor🤣
Kind of jumpy, isn't he? Maybe he had too much coffee, or too many Red Bulls.
I swear I watched that particular segment at least 4x. I don't know why but it will stick with me 4evR! 😁 The way he looks over his shoulder as he goes back in the house. I can barely type from the laugh-tears. 😂
@thianzmom I know i rewatched that clip so many times and it never stopped being funny
I showed the portion of guy in storm dropping phone to my wife. She didn’t think it was funny.
@@michial1914mine won’t stop giggling!
11:00 ‘is there anything I can do?’
‘get me a drink.’ honest answer.
😊😊😊😊
😊
Should have gotten her the drink and offered her some consolation/relaxation D.
@@wr3ckr270 on board with that!
10:20 Sigmund says it was no accident. Subconsciously it was done on purpose. Maybe because she didn't really want to go to the interview, or because she was afraid she wouldn't make it. So an accident is always convenient for us to avoid something we don't want to happen and at the same time to avoid responsibility because it didn't happen.
Lil man picking his Mom up was heart warming.
2:33 "I taught him this, it's all on me." *kid falls off swing, gets smacked upside the head with it "I didn't... I didn't teach him that" 🤣
7:55 That discord notification sound in the background. 😂
So that wasn't a notification for me 🤣
I thought I had friends for a second
it definitely fooled me
I was like, How did i get a ping when discord wasnt even running in the background
bro that legit confused me, last thing I expected in one of these vids
6:50 those squirrels went nuts lol
I see what u did there 😂
Hahahahaha!!!!!🤣🤣
Haha, i just wanted to bring a joke with "nuts" in it. Xd
I feel bad every time I see these. That was a retirement fund and pension.
11:28 I've been doing my own hair since 1987, and no, we do NOT do things to our hair without gloves. Because that would be stupid. Nor does anyone I know do it without gloves. They're not stupid, either.
Why should you film that and share it on the internet?
Ditto. I can't fathom why someone would think semi permanent, especially those highly pigmented versions wouldn't stain. They're technically 'staining' your hair on a temporary basis. If anything wearing gloves for those is even more necessary.
@@tkps She kept saying, "If you know, you know, right?" and I'm like, out loud, "No! I don't know! And neither do you!" How can grown adults not understand "permanence"?
@@BT1100Broos For no other reason than to entertain us. No good reason, anyway.
i use gloves but ive got semi permanent dye on my skin loads of times and its never stained nearly that bad. most stains have come off like 90% w one wash w warm water and just fade over like a day
It’s a great way to remind us to accept failure with a smile.
*I wonder if insurance companies watch these videos to find proof*
I'm pretty sure idiots like the ones in these videos are why my health insurance is probably so damn high.
Boy, I've wondered that, too. Or at least give reasonable cause to not pay out. If that's not happening yet, I bet it will be.
Ha probably most insurance companies also have private investigators
That will watch you from a distance to make sure that you're actually injured
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7:55 that discord beep gets me every time, then I remember I have no friends.
Toby knows damn well he's getting belly rubs.
Especially if I get my hands on him. ❤
It was all circumstantial evidence, no real proof that dog had anything to do with that mess.
That was the whole point.... getting ready.
How could you NOT give them?!
Toby is the cutest puppers, there is no water one could resist! Toby needs to come live with me.
The little boy checking to see if his momma was OK was adorable.
2:13 that phone went🚀🚀🚀
That last one should apply to be a rocket surgeon. Bet that one has made some 'interesting' choices in their life.
A rocket surgeon 😂.
Surgery on a rocket?
@@JF1908x What? You never heard of a Rocket Scientist Brain Surgeon??
I thought I was the only one who used his expression! People look at me strangely when I say it but it makes sense to combine supposedly the two professions requiring the most intelligence and skill.
i don’t understand how her personal life choices other than her hair have anything to do with the video
4:36
What a good boy!
As a man who loves his mother, that darn near brought a tear to my eye...
" No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed "
Wait .... the guy dropped his fries all over the porch.
BUT : " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed " " No One Was Harmed "
"Get me a drink" and "I'm not sure what to do" as lifestyle!😅
I can tell an alcoholic when I see one
Exactly. Toiktoking complaining about her interview the next day while drinking and drawing on her eyebrows till 4am.
She will go far.
Stay gold.
10:20 Sigmund says it was no accident. Subconsciously it was done on purpose. Maybe because she didn't really want to go to the interview, or because she was afraid she wouldn't make it. So an accident is always convenient for us to avoid something we don't want to happen and at the same time to avoid responsibility because it didn't happen.
4:41 that’s a good kid asking if she’s okay and helping her up. these days most kids would have stood there and laughed.
"CRUNCH!!!" "SNAP!!!" "POP!!!" "BOOOOOM!!!" "AAAAARGGH!!!"
* No One Was Harmed
5:14 THATS ME!! Me and my brother submitted my video a couple months ago and they didnt get back to us. But we were just watching this one thinking nothing of it and all of the sudden my video was in here and my face lit up😭😂.
And from now on you shall be called Kobe!
@@grbmajor6645lmao 😭
Did you get your pants fixed?
2:05 that faceplant !!!😅
That lil boy making sure his mom is ok when she fell and the other lady laughed at her but he instantly went over to check her out hes going to be a good guy when he grows up
0:21- they didn't put up the " no one was harmed" sign so we know the bicyclist got his head ripped off.
When it says "No one was harmed", there's at least 20% chance they died.
When it says nothing, there's 100% chance they died.
60% of the time it works every time.
I think that's the message the video wants to send to viewers: If you're not careful while working and moving, you'll encounter unexpected failures. I love the videos.
@@failarmy Sex Panther 🐾
Lol its just for youtube moderators so they dont demonetize the video XD We know the truth
@@failarmy Have you contacted TH-cam about this? Can't you just start the videos with a disclaimer like: "In the following videos, no one was harmed."?
The presence of *no one was harmed* on some of the clips insinuates someone was harmed in some of the other clips 🤣
When y’all don’t say “no one was harmed”, I assume everyone was harmed.
6:02 why didn't she keep holding onto the cabinet so that it didn't fall? Instead of huffing afterwards, that actually pissed me off 😂
Yeah same here, i mean just help your husband.
Because why should your own actions help someone, when they can support your narrative instead? (I guess 🤷♂)
She did not do anything. Except open the door. And not tell her husband that she was not doing anything.
He told her to move her hand, so she did.
How do you put the video time in your comment
3:17 This was so cartoonish that I kind of hallucinated him staying on the flat surface for a second before sinking! 😄
2:10 lookie I'll sumon some lightning woof woof woof 😂😂😂😂
10:10 WHAT is stuck in the drain pipe? is that a firework?
I'm trying to figure that out too.
Came to the comments for the same
Me, too, wanna know 😅
I thought it was just a fast food drink cup
It is a cup that is upside down.
4:40 good job little dude. He didn’t laugh but actually asked if she was ok.
That woman/girl who fell from the horse got INCREDIBLY LUCKY. 😐😐
4:30 is quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen
I like how the dog was just laying on the couch and was just look at me i didn't do anything wrong
0:57 those Guys Like "yeah u can do that on your own, im chillin "
2:11, Zeus: "I told you to get the fuck off that PHONE!!"
Vanilla Ice crapped his pants when that lighting struck.
**Phone Down music plays in the background**
Zeus didn’t use that kind of language
when having a bad day and coming home and watching idiots of the week just made my night 😊
5:43 dog arrives to investigate. Checks butt, everythings normal.
5:52: The Peanut butter box is here! 🐶
9:25 "And just when I told him not to set off that sprinkler...he set off that sprinkler."
Tf you mean “no one was harmed” bruh fell 20 feet off a ladder
@TH-camViral4297can you stop spamming this on every comment?
I'm sure he's fine
Smiity, I LOVE the Party Animals video, and I watch with my wife, every time
She's not much into games, but I bought it to play with her, thanks to your videos, mate
Thanks ♥
The funniest part of my day is watching instant regret fails like these!
11:50 That shows perfectly, why so many chemical ingredients are forbidden in Europe (but not in the USA). Who knows what this stuff really do with your body.
American here. Too true! I've been hoping for the day my country gets their heads outta their a** and get with the same program almost half the world follows. And we like to call ourselves a superpower when we've got literally nothing to show for it but accomplishments from 70 yrs ago.
The feeling of worthlessness someone must be feeling when they fall in an attempt to rescue someone, must be Incredible!
1:34- your amazon package has been delivered
really, The expressions in these instant regret fails are just priceless!
5:17 the fool who went and ripped his pants
2:50 bro acts like a GTA 5 npc
4:41 The boy had a great heart for helping the lady. ❤
2:05 firefighter almost got impaled by that thing
This is something I never wanted to encounter, it's funny.
7:28 that’s that one dude “traffic has cleared up and I am ready to remerge with the civilized people” lmao
3:39 best Ive seen all year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The laugh at 1:12 is comedic gold
1:05 - There are fewer things on TH-cam that bring me more joy than watching parkour fails.
Parkour is an invention of the French military, to train their soldiers how to climb, jump and get around any obstacles that may block their path while retreating from the enemy.
4:36 , yeah your porch is only slippery because YOU dont pressure wash off the algae and mold on the deck, its called maintenance, and its not normal to be slick when wet but clean, but it will be VERY slick if you let algae and mold grow on it, no ones fault but yours, lesson learned
Some people are just lazy....and stupid.
10:20 I feel for her. Stress can make you slip up.
And good on her neighbor checking in.
That woman who locked her stuff in the house is the same one who watched her husband drop the TV stand eventually those two are going to get divorced
I didn’t realize it at first but you’re so right! The trees are in the right spot (albeit at different sizes), the way the door bounces, etc. That’s crazy!!!
6:55 and 10:19
I rarely notice that much detail, great catch!
@7:56 the notification got me
Most the time you gotta ask yourself how all these accidents/fails could’ve been avoided 😂😂😂😂😂
Are not laughing challenge videos included in the scope of reused content?
Thank you for not blabbering through the entire video like so many others do.
@TH-camViral4297 No.
For some reason I find that womans reaction (or lack of) at 6:02 quite hilarious.
She knows whats coming, has seen it many times before, and gives absolutely zero f*cks 😆
3:39 even the dog trying to get away from that assembly fail
I like how the first one says no one was harmed LOL
The look of disbelief in these instant regret fails is just priceless
3:52
Why did I find this so funny 🤣😭
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This deserves way more views.
Everyone was harmed except the guy in the car 🤗
*Your content never disappoints. Thanks for sharing*
5:37 The dog: Are you ok? 🥺
I'm impressed, a whole video with only new clips :O
No, not really.
I like how the boy asks his Mom if she’s OK when she slips.💕💕
Instead of laughing like everyone else seems to
The best part of TH-cam is finding hilarious instant regret fails like these!
The truck full of acorns! LOL! LOL!
6:31 that's nuts
That one where the dune buggy was on its side and kept going until it recovered was not a fail. Very impressive recovery.
I love how the puma and the human are basically yelling the same shit at each other.
6:31 thats nuts!!
10:59
Very simple solution: Get a copy of the car key and the house key and leave the house key under a rock THAT way you won’t get locked out outside ever again I learned it the hard way leaving my house keys in my briefcase and my phone inside my car and left the car keys inside fortunately someone helped me open the car but boy having an interview in less than an hour in this situation has to be very stressful so yeah 😐🤷
Look at her eyebrows. Shes 40something and going to a job interview. Her first solution is Another Drink.
Is there any wonder? I am surprised she is even allowed to use anything that requires a key.
Stay gold.
@@dnlmachine4287
............... It............... You know what? Nevermind. smh
@@dnlmachine4287 She is also hella helper on 5:56
@2:12, buddy didnt expect that lightning
The dog barked before the lightning strike:)
OMG it's Teddy from Bob's Burgers at 6:16! Screams like he does and his truck is right there at the curb!
3:11 Nirvana moment.
Injured > Harmed
Also, big Altima energy @ 0:32
The guy who $hit his pants and almost dropped his phone when the lightning strikes, I had to rewatch it I kept laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣
Years pass by.. no one has realised that wet wood is slippery?
That's what she said... And cement stairs in the snow are icy.
"No one was harmed" really makes me laugh😂
😂 This video is just amazing! Every time I watch it I can’t help but laugh! Some moments are so ridiculous that one can only wonder how this could even happen. Thanks for the opportunity to laugh and have fun. Looking forward to the next release! 🎉
3:39 Instant classic lol Everything about this was cinema 😂
I’ve never understood why @FailArmy doesn’t just put one, simple disclaimer, at the front of the video saying, “No one was harmed in any of these clips, don’t try any of this at home, enjoy.” Seems much more logical, and a better use of their time. As opposed to their editors going back, and editing those words into half the clips.
Is TH-cam really that picky, that we need constant reminders every few clips? I’m genuinely asking.
Legal protection. If someone is injured or dies, they're covered by the legal disclaimer. We live in very litigious times.
Here we are: Everyone knows it's BS yet for legal reasons ... like the bleeps. Is there anyone who doesn't substitute those bleebs with what is actually said in their minds?
@@bruceschneider4928 Yeah, I'm sure what the OP said would cover that.
@@montegrifo I've seen some videos where the "Bleeps" are so constant that I think that I am being taught Morse Code
i mean technically most "text" in like almost all editing software is just copy/paste, not that much work, hell im pretty sure they just have a preset of that and just add it when watching clips
Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! 1:27 At around his age, I hit the ground instead of a golf ball while learning how to golf. Everything was ok on the first day, but after 24 hours my back started to hurt like crazy. It took more than 2 weeks for me to recover from an excruciating back pain. 🥶 The worst part was attempting to sit on the toilet.