Castle Super Beast Animated: Every Teacher Gets One

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  • @gatchagreed
    @gatchagreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    as long as the combo counter doesnt leave the screen you're still on your one

    • @aleqthepredator
      @aleqthepredator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Get em in the infinite.

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@aleqthepredator Are you allowed to wobble the child past 300%?

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@SupermewX300 As long as he's still in hitstun

    • @zipperdude44
      @zipperdude44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      big man aleq LIGHT PUNCH

    • @TheAngelThatCry
      @TheAngelThatCry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Fuck combo counter, stylish meter, you can drop a combo and keep the stylish going

  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    One of my friends is a teacher, and I told her this. She was appalled: "It has to be one A YEAR" were her exact words

    • @Mr_D_The_1st
      @Mr_D_The_1st ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Give her a free hug

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest ปีที่แล้ว +60

      One per career is too few.
      It's like a rare item in an RPG, it's too strong so you can't ever use it.

    • @madamastersgaming
      @madamastersgaming ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There HAS to have a cool down

    • @forgottenhope26
      @forgottenhope26 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They get a bonus at the end of the year if their “one” isn’t used

  • @DingleDarn
    @DingleDarn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    It's like George Carlin said: as it turns out, incredibly aggressive and violent people think very highly of themselves!

    • @EA89r
      @EA89r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What Carlin special was that again? I know I heard it before

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@EA89r try "you're all diseased"

    • @chimeratheo1855
      @chimeratheo1855 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If only that were true in all cases

  • @xythanshadow
    @xythanshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Teacher: *cashes in their one *
    "I quit." *does a 360* "Hi. I am a teacher with years of experience "
    Administration: "How convenient. We just got an opening. You're hired"
    *counter resets to one *

    • @TheFuryHasCome
      @TheFuryHasCome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s genius my dude.

    • @meavor
      @meavor ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You know they'll patch that out after a few months

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@meavor
      Make it so you have to wait a few months for the cooldown before you can do it again.

    • @athy8763
      @athy8763 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      in the business we call that a reset

  • @felicia9567
    @felicia9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Remember as long as the kids in the air it still counts as one.

    • @osommcfury6535
      @osommcfury6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      But if another teachers helps by extending the combo, would that count as their one?

    • @chaos2inferno
      @chaos2inferno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@osommcfury6535 At the very least, you have to incorporate a global assist cooldown to prevent infinites. Maybe allow one open-palmed strike just to keep them in the air, like in volleyball.

    • @osommcfury6535
      @osommcfury6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@chaos2inferno the mental image of a teacher doing an infinite MvC3 style got me laughing. XD.

    • @tylerwyser7608
      @tylerwyser7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      well in that case time to go get the stand arrow gonna ora ora some little shits

    • @DinosaurSatan
      @DinosaurSatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can I get one restand or does hitting the ground end the combo whether the kid recovers or not?

  • @corazonfeathers8116
    @corazonfeathers8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    "BUT WHAT IF YOU DID THO" is the sequel for most of Pat's psychological questions

    • @1PROFITPROPHET1
      @1PROFITPROPHET1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nobody thinks to shit their pants as hard as they can because of societal constraints
      But what if you did tho

  • @RamaFG
    @RamaFG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "So why'd you do it sir? Why did you Dropkick Billy off the classroom window?"
    "MY ACTIONS ARE THOSE OF *JUSTICE* "

    • @-Mothy-
      @-Mothy- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      UTTERLY UNCLOUDED

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Your Honour, on that day I awoke to Justice!"

    • @SuperInsanewolf
      @SuperInsanewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@joeavreg2254 AFTER SCHOOL I WOULD PRACTICE MY KATAS AWAITING A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!

    • @Mr.Faust3
      @Mr.Faust3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.

    • @bossbeartherock6034
      @bossbeartherock6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Litterally INFINETTE DROPKICK BILLY across worlds , guess you could say dirty deeds were done at a reasonable price .

  • @TheWinged7
    @TheWinged7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "the beatings will continue until society improves"

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      To be fair, some people 100% deserve to get beat. And maybe sometimes that person is a kid. Who knows? That's just life, man.

    • @Akaritomi
      @Akaritomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "thank you Sensei!"

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Until it is done, so sayeth thee.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Until it is done!

  • @GeeMannn
    @GeeMannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "A submission hold has no predetermined time."
    "it has a predetermined end!"
    My God that's perfect

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    This legit would be a God Tier Adult Swim show

    • @AuntBibby
      @AuntBibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      BallerSwagBro9K it’s already a God-Tier capcom fighting game franchise... Rival Schools, and its sequel Project Justice!!!

    • @KingGhidorah5464
      @KingGhidorah5464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just hearing them shoot the shit to this animation.

    • @codafett
      @codafett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      God, the Zaibatsu at it's height could totally carry a show. It'd have to be stream of consciousness though, they don't seem to do well with scripts.

    • @theaspiringwriter7249
      @theaspiringwriter7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The show would be called simply, “You Get One”

    • @lexofexcel886
      @lexofexcel886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AuntBibby iii 8

  • @OozeBear
    @OozeBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    *walks into my last day at work as a teacher* my HUD: BLOOD PUNCH READY

  • @Frellyouall
    @Frellyouall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Every teacher cashes in their one against the same kid.

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Until that kid is done.

    • @zaneseibert
      @zaneseibert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      They choreograph a combo. Teacher 1 launches with giant swing, Teacher 2 grabs them and izuna drops them into the ground and Teacher 3 finishes with the moonsault off a lunchroom table.

    • @GoldLight73
      @GoldLight73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Poor kid didn’t realize he was playing by Marvel rules.

    • @posteriorpepperoni
      @posteriorpepperoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@GoldLight73 the question is,if a teacher gets a Happy Birthday,is it still one?

    • @gaintrobotsrulez
      @gaintrobotsrulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A person who exists Legal team of the district has to go case by case for that, under sub clause XXI in the castle super beast mandate

  • @JREYN1550
    @JREYN1550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    “You get one.” Ok, gotcha. *Casually Messatsu’s the child*

    • @Mikon595
      @Mikon595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS!! URRAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!

    • @fuji_n2927
      @fuji_n2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I don't think you can't really messatsu cause I'm not sure a "thousand deaths" qualifies as "one", but you can totally izuna drop a kid from a building.
      From my perspective "one" means it can only have one hit in the combo, can't juggle the kid, can't cancel into the kid, but can 100% Genocide Cutter a child...

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I build up the RoyalGuard gauge by letting the child hit me multiple times, and then all of a sudden i'll grab their arm and Royal Release 'em

    • @PokeBattlerJaze
      @PokeBattlerJaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't that like, anywhere from 3 to like 20 depending on the game? XD

    • @night1952
      @night1952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The other day i had an internal discussion to come up with the most devastating ONE i could think of.

  • @Crusader820
    @Crusader820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    If every teacher gets 'one', then once a teacher spends their 'one', kids will take that as free license to do whatever, because the threat is gone.
    However, if every teacher gets 1d6? How many hits does Mr Johnson have? You don't know! The seniors say he cashed one in a few years ago, but was that his first? His second? His sixth?
    You gotta keep 'em guessing, keep the threat overhead.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Naw have it be one per year per class/grade that way no batch of kids inherits immunity

    • @MrStriker2332
      @MrStriker2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I prefer d20s

    • @dyrnwyn6079
      @dyrnwyn6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I actually love this idea holy shit

    • @KrytenKoro
      @KrytenKoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      One free one, the rest punished as normal

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now this is Big BRAIN THINKING

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    Could you imagine if pat actually became a psychologist? This is the kind of thinking he would push forward and research

    • @DukeMoosey
      @DukeMoosey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      one could argue he does a lot for peoples mental health already

    • @DevonPalmer98
      @DevonPalmer98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      DukeMoosey
      Well he does wonders for me. My OCD is nothing compared to his

    • @reidsimpson4213
      @reidsimpson4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      A true pioneer of the field.

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      A lot of psychologists end up needing their own therapist. I'd imagine Pat would be the psychologist for other psychologists just so they can let their patient vent about how stupid some of their patients are.

    • @StopLizard
      @StopLizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      "Longitudinal study on Effective Coping Strategies for Mind Goblins" by Boivin, P., et al.

  • @chompytv8591
    @chompytv8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "You punched this child 72 times."
    No, no, it was like a Fist of the North Star style deal, its fine.

    • @comingupooo
      @comingupooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "His feet were off the ground, as per Article 7 this is counted as a 'juggle' and therefore is still the 'one.'"

  • @joelmina4517
    @joelmina4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Interesting how Pat just took the whole "I've had a rough childhood" trope you see in most antagonists and went "I don't care, fuck that shit."

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A lot of us had rough childhoods. Most of us didn't use that as an excuse to be habitual assholes to others.

  • @sonicmaster987
    @sonicmaster987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    RIP AND TEAR
    *UNTIL IT IS DONE*

    • @phobos5323
      @phobos5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      UNBREAKABLE
      INCORRUPTIBLE
      UNYIELDING

    • @Razputin217
      @Razputin217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IN THE FIRST AGE

    • @FestusOmega
      @FestusOmega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Razputin217 IN THE FIRST GRADE

  • @charlesgray6385
    @charlesgray6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I’m so glad this was the specific thing that gets animated. Such a strong podcast segment.
    You see a teacher holding down-back in the corner and throwing out medium punches to build up super you stop whatever heinous crime you’re committing and run the fuck away like a coward.

    • @lucasl3657
      @lucasl3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "How do I Approach a Teacher who is Pressing Down-back and has a Sonic Boom and Flash Kick." Part 1 of a 5 part series.

    • @mr.miyagucci2116
      @mr.miyagucci2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      “Yo dude, stop mr. johnson’s got three bars.”

    • @uncomfortablysilent5384
      @uncomfortablysilent5384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@mr.miyagucci2116 "He's been teaching here thirty years and he still has X-factor! It's definitely level three!"

    • @joannawood7352
      @joannawood7352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@uncomfortablysilent5384 HE VEILED OFF DUDE ITS NOT WORTH IT

    • @deadpool569
      @deadpool569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@joannawood7352 "Oh shit I think that's the yell from the start of Ride the Fire! Stop picking on Timmy right now!"

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "How much damage is it allowed to do? What kind of numbers are we talking about?"
    "You get one."
    "to what degree?"
    "THAT'S THE END OF THE POLICY!"
    lmfao

    • @TrojanGamer10
      @TrojanGamer10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love the end of the policy line. Sounds like a dictator for some reason

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TrojanGamer10 it's also kinda like how TH-cam's community guidelines/monetization policies are deliberately unclear, because TH-cam doesn't want people to know where "the line" is because if people know the exact point between exceptable and unexceptable behavior folks will exploit loopholes and technicalities to get away with stuff that TH-cam doesn't want them doing...

  • @kraja15
    @kraja15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Ah, yes. Pat's legendary compressed moss couch.

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      elmo chews on it to get high

    • @kraja15
      @kraja15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@idnyftw He's always hig-
      oooooohhhhh...

  • @anipneuma4789
    @anipneuma4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Teachers giving out Izuna Drops to kids is something I’d pay to see.

    • @night1952
      @night1952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was thinking of straight up hits, but doing wrestling moves on a little shit would be awesome.

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Take my taxes fund these People's Elbows

    • @elijahnakumura4375
      @elijahnakumura4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@night1952 that used to happen all the time until ppl stopped allowing other adults to say anything to their kids. Now folks just walk by as a kids being a shit in a store or something

    • @anthonynelson1699
      @anthonynelson1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rear naked choke a child into submission....wait okay maybe not that one.

  • @matthewexelby4940
    @matthewexelby4940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Policy: you get one
    Teacher: PSYCHO CRUSHER

  • @redmilo92
    @redmilo92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I was a victim of habitual bullying throughout school and I endorse this message.
    UNTIL IT IS DONE.
    Also would agree with Pat that (at the least as far as I could tell anecdotally) my bullies did have fairly stable home lives and senses of self I was just weird and they thrived off the power/popularity they got from it.

    • @tylercafe1260
      @tylercafe1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      As someone who bullied his entire class up until Middle School and I can safely say that .... everyone is a bully. I came from a fucked up house and was taught horrible examples on how to converse and react to human beings. Even if someone playfully teased me I taught to take that seriously and deal with it by threatening to fight them or even just sucker punching them. Since I was pretty naive and felt legitimately bad what I've done to people and lies I've spread I tried apologizing and that's when I realized everyone can be a bully. I made these two girls get into this drama thinking the other one hated them by forging a fake letter and slipping it into her desk. She opened her desk read the note and cried in the middle of class. After that they made up and realized the note was forged and then I overheard them and just admitted "Yeah that was me. I'm terribly sorry." to which they replied with a disgusted face "You? Pffft you're not smart enough to do that! We barely even hang out with you so it couldn't be you! As if..." I tried convincing them all day but all I was responded with was a cold shoulder not because they knew what I did and that I deserved it but because they never thought highly of me in the first place. They made themselves convinced it was some other kid and that was the end of that. But man that whole experience was eye opening. It's one of key moments where I started to try to be a better person because I realized not a lot of people even try in the first place. As I went on into higher grades I was now being bullied but oddly enough I was able to convince them to stop. Like no really I've made some young kids turn a new leaf by just being real with them. Most of my convincing was saying stuff like "You know if you wanted to... we could've been friends." "I don't know you." "Exactly, so why do you hate me?" and after long conversations they never talked to me again or even gave common kind gestures like holding a door for me or helping me with a test. Life is complicated and it really doesn't matter what home you come from because at the end of the day we all go at the same restaurants, schools, theaters, and events. What really matters is how that individual sees the world and interacts with it. Their home life is small stuff in the bigger picture because we're not always at home. Eventually we move out and become the person we choose to be.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tylercafe1260 Bravo. 👏🏻 I appreciate what you went through to learn the ropes in such a rough way, and I love that you even talked people out of the bad behavior. I think I can even apply this now as a young adult trying to digitally encounter "trolls/flamers," as a possible method of how to handle it constructively and quell dissent.

    • @CaylexT
      @CaylexT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s no amount of “on top” that will be enough for some people. They will want more. In my experience, it has been the ones with stable, comfortable lives.

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tylercafe1260 i don't know how i missed this comment every other time i've watched this clip but man, you're the coolest.

  • @beeeffgee10k
    @beeeffgee10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Animated social distancing. Love it.

    • @dissonanceparadiddle
      @dissonanceparadiddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Best part is this is accurate to the podcast

    • @zombieplasticclock
      @zombieplasticclock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      May as well animate Pat like a Death Stranding hologram. It'd be entirely accurate

    • @krakerbro1829
      @krakerbro1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm you might want to check again. Somewhere at the end of their discussion.

  • @vidjoegammer
    @vidjoegammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The beatings will continue until moral improves.

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or until the assholes in training stop being as such, whichever comes first.

    • @BattleSpew
      @BattleSpew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@annabella1650 If people stop being assholes, morale will immediately improve.

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Spood Beest
      True.

    • @passicodepharma4091
      @passicodepharma4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KFMDM!

    • @MidnightKingL
      @MidnightKingL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah, the Big Boss method. Rough but effective.

  • @katamariroller2837
    @katamariroller2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    One is too few.
    Give them five.
    Five is a magical number. I don´t know what education is like in the US, but here in Spain, most stages in your education are less than four years. That means that unless a kid is very specifically keeping tabs on you, they don´t know exactly how many you´ve got left.
    It is a very "Are you feeling lucky, punk?" kind of situation.

    • @cgmaster2
      @cgmaster2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ok how about this
      You get one free and every five years you work as a teacher with no incidents you get another . So you can stack them so if you meet a super shit head down the road you can fucking muda them. And that incentivizes young people to become teachers early on to begin stacking them so they can cash out big later.

    • @mittensbro
      @mittensbro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      One per semester seems totally fair to me.

    • @InvaderKaz2008
      @InvaderKaz2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cgmaster2 we're minmaxing now!?

    • @sleepythemis
      @sleepythemis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@InvaderKaz2008 Minmax the child beatings

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sleepythemis maximize your justice economy

  • @thinman25
    @thinman25 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Man, this kid is really bad at breaking a sleeper hold, but he's not tapping out, so..."

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Can we add retail staff to the list of people that gets one? Because I've worked in a super market and had a gang of the most awful little shits ever and so often I thought "boy, I could just knock their little heads together so easily".

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Retails workers get the one and get the whole family in that one, so if the parent(s) is/are blatantly ignoring their children/child, you can slap all of them.

    • @machine1685
      @machine1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Let me speak to your manager!"
      "Sure but fair warning, they haven't cashed their 'one' in yet."

    • @PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle
      @PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Retail gets one a month.

    • @machine1685
      @machine1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle What about Black Friday?

    • @PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle
      @PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@machine1685 One every hour. No time limit, one stock with items on.

  • @soliduswasright678
    @soliduswasright678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Teach and Tear
    Until it is done.

  • @ConradTheLonelyStump
    @ConradTheLonelyStump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I distinctly remember my middle school gym teacher being a Tekken fan and a Yoshimitsu main like me. Now I'm imagining him stopping a fight by pulling Yoshmitsu's Wheels of Hell on the bully. I like this image.

  • @AurasFeel
    @AurasFeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    People: you get one
    Teachers: MESSATSU

    • @AurasFeel
      @AurasFeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Surpasingly Psyquieous UNTIL IT IS DONE

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Surpasingly Psyquieous *YEA BUT IT IS DONE IN ONE CLEAN MOVE*

  • @matthewschoen7033
    @matthewschoen7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The fact that there are reflections on the locker handles and the bullies eyes shrink slightly at 6:49 are amazing little details I didn't expect to see

    • @night1952
      @night1952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's great how expressive he manages to make these super simplistic models.

  • @johnnychopsocky
    @johnnychopsocky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lost Judgment brought me back here.

  • @LuminousLead
    @LuminousLead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "The beatings will continue until morale improves"

  • @thoraxe2372
    @thoraxe2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    gotta give the teachers a "1 free galactica phantom" card to cash in

  • @cherryblossomdrive-by5797
    @cherryblossomdrive-by5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    i heard this bit and all i could think was "can't wait for remerai to get their hands on this" and you have DELIVERED PHENOMENALLY, as always!

  • @bishop6881
    @bishop6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    This is like the most sociopathic I’ve seen Pat, it’s still very on brand

  • @christopherroese2003
    @christopherroese2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    There's something about Pats confidence when saying "there is a predetermined end" that resonates with me.

  • @PleasantlyLee
    @PleasantlyLee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I would like to extend this policy to the cleaners who clean schools. But I'mma need 20, not 1.

    • @user-ue8il6jx3b
      @user-ue8il6jx3b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      PleasantLee you do gods work sir, I always remember the janitor/handyman of my school having to put up with some bullshit and he was a cool as dude

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And we lift the item restrictions. Learners have to put up with literal and metaphorical crap, they deserve to get rid of anger caused by it.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cleaners get an extra one every time they have to clean up a deliberate mess made by an asshole, so you've probably got a good hundo stacked up.

    • @DinosaurSatan
      @DinosaurSatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a man who basically never got to shit at school because some asshole(s) constantly clogged toilets or stuck wadded up paper on the seats and then pissed on them among other “hillarious” pranks... Show no mercy on that glorious day, PleasantLee!

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      20, but you can't use any items or that gross mop bucket water

  • @juniorjunior5884
    @juniorjunior5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Pat says screw tragic backstories.
    Bully: Oh, my mom actually abandoned me-
    Pat: IT DOESN'T MATTER!

  • @jean-christophepipon4547
    @jean-christophepipon4547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Teacher should get one heat move. Heat moves never killed anyone

    • @JoninJordan
      @JoninJordan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's all fun and games until the science teacher tombstones somebody.
      At that point it's just fun

    • @briancahill9594
      @briancahill9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least it saves the medical schools a bundle on getting practice cadavers!

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Pat wishes his school had Great Teacher Onizuka

  • @isaacsussman5632
    @isaacsussman5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    What pat says at 2:38 might sound crazy to some but its important to remember that commiting a crime because that crime happened to you does not make that crime legal. My therapist described it as "having been abused does not give you liscense to be an abuser". The unwillingness to walk away a better person is in itself a justification for said violence so those kids should absolutely be decked. Thier parents too

    • @jjj7790
      @jjj7790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It doesn't sound crazy to me at all. They decided to take their anger out on a random innocent person instead of doing something about their own problems. Fuck 'em.

    • @jonahi1304
      @jonahi1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like to describe it thusly: you have a kid (#1) that is dumb and throws a rock at another (kid #2) and it hurts that kid real bad he cries. If the hit kid (#2) goes on to hit kid number 3 knowing how bad it hurt he is worse than the kid (#1) who hit him.
      basically you know how much it hurts so you are the bigger piece of shit.

  • @elcanaldeldime
    @elcanaldeldime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Ok, a daily pat advice would be dope, ngl

  • @conker690
    @conker690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Something about "you get one" is the most scary and intimidating phrase ever.
    Can you make an animation of Pat trying to bully people off his Animal Crossing island?

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like saying someone was "disappeared"

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if this system were in place, what would stop asshole kids from convincing other kids to mess with teachers by saying
    "don't worry, they already used their 1. You're in the clear."

  • @SWad250
    @SWad250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That Redbull bit at the end was amazing.

  • @CassieCarryd
    @CassieCarryd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Oh yeah, those kids had it fucked up at home... and *I DONT CARE*."
    Yeah, that's... yeah, man, you don't wanna play nice, I don't either.

  • @l.o.l7049
    @l.o.l7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, I really do agree with Pat here, I was bullied loads and I could not give a single shit about their home lives, wheather they had a bad home life or not, it wasn't my fault.

  • @SamTheMightyMan
    @SamTheMightyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I can take them-"
    "No. For A fact I know you cannot take the lunch lady. She has a fucking wicked right hook and you get winded doing 2 chin ups."

  • @FestusOmega
    @FestusOmega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "You get one."
    "One what?"
    _School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested._

  • @lucasl3657
    @lucasl3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You get one. You get one." - Patrick Boiven, 2020

    • @BeePuncher
      @BeePuncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Until it is done.

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "And I don't care."
    Damn straight, Pat.

  • @Gungho73
    @Gungho73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "the winner"
    "The antagonist/bully"
    the reaction between those two tells you who was on which side of the line without knowing anything else about them.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean Woolie did kill that guy for no reason.

    • @Gungho73
      @Gungho73 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JackgarPrime Woolie "PI" Madden.

  • @FoxNinja4000
    @FoxNinja4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Remember an ultimate attack also counts as the teacher's "one" even if the ultimate hits multiple times. An example being Dante's attack "Judgement" which is an ultimate attack that hits multiple times.

  • @TheBillini
    @TheBillini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I LOST MY SHIT when he mentioned the Glory Kill flashing. Thank you so much for putting so much work into this

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that Pat still uses shitkid in his vocabulary.
    I watched so much Best Friends back in the day shitkid is part of my everyday vocabulary lol.

  • @jackjack121
    @jackjack121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:35 I'm with Pat on this one lol

  • @Akay4444444444444444
    @Akay4444444444444444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Little Billy: Fuck
    Mrs. Lee: Billy, step up here a minute. Alright class, I'm about to show you what we teachers call a "Dustloop". And remember, Mr. Davidson and Mrs. Jenkins haven't used their ones yet...

  • @zombieplasticclock
    @zombieplasticclock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Much as I love the silly looking models, I find myself impressed at the little details. Woolie's arms breaking dimensions before the Red Bull can, the kid's eyes shrinking in fear, it's actually kind of impressive tbh

  • @Matt913
    @Matt913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Class, your regular teacher is sick. I'm your substitute, Mr. Lesnar."

  • @NickMK
    @NickMK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We are pleased to announce that the "rip and tear" law will be implemented into the school system this year

  • @JamalPollok
    @JamalPollok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My parents grew up in the day and age where it was okay to beat kids, and they remember bullies getting beaten pretty badly by a teacher. Didn't change anything about them or how they treated other kids. But this bit was still hilarious though

  • @RoastedPheasant
    @RoastedPheasant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was abused at home by a step parent. Didn’t wind up a bully. Got through high school with plenty friends.
    Had a kid with a great home life tell me on my first day of drama practice “you don’t belong here”.
    Some people are just assholes. Pat’s right.

  • @Egalia_1
    @Egalia_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I wish teachers got one Bully Beatdown per school year. It would raise morale exponentially

  • @SkulloMad
    @SkulloMad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Patt: You get one.
    Woolie: What does that entail?
    Patt: YOU GET ONE!

  • @edavidbruce
    @edavidbruce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    and to tie this back to video games, if the teacher hasn’t given his/her “one” yet, give them a pin, maybe have it look like the renegade prompt from ME2

  • @MrWilson812
    @MrWilson812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember my middle school social studies teacher coming down to our gym class and throwing dodge balls at us while we were supposed to be running laps. That is a man that used his One a long time ago and figured out a loop hole.

  • @DivineXdarkness
    @DivineXdarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Now make a slide scrolling beat em up in this animation style. Final fight: Savior of the playground.

    • @AuntBibby
      @AuntBibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Angel Crossroads ...Capcom did you one better: they already made two low-poly-3D fighting-games set in a japanese highschool

  • @antthefool7637
    @antthefool7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can see a English teacher grabbing a yardstick and starts charging a Arc of Obliteration from Dragons Dogma & right before he/she lets it rip they hear
    “You get one!”

  • @rickdaniel7341
    @rickdaniel7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pat: Every teacher gets one.
    Teacher: *Plays Holy Wrath and draws Shirvalla the Tiger with it*

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They predicted Lost Judgement

  • @SabbyNeko
    @SabbyNeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yagami, use Snake Style!

  • @MegaBichiX
    @MegaBichiX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    this is beyond perfection, this is the one

  • @Fredgeorge10
    @Fredgeorge10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I see Pat's teacher-bully combat policy follows the "No items, Fox only, Final Destination" act of 2001

  • @TheDestroyerComics
    @TheDestroyerComics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The idea that that little ginger gremlin has a degree in psychology is very bizarre and unsettling to me

  • @TehNoobiness
    @TehNoobiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Woolie: "At the end of the day, you make your decisions"
    Also Woolie: "LOVE IS JUST CHEMICALS"

  • @calebrogers777
    @calebrogers777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Pat: The bully Woolie: Oh you mean the winner.
    *Armchair psychologist crosses his leg* Tell me more about that

  • @mads_in_zero
    @mads_in_zero 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Woolie's audible hesitation is palpable in this one.

  • @TrojanGamer10
    @TrojanGamer10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:18 THAT'S THE END OF THE POLICY

  • @ColdNorth0628
    @ColdNorth0628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You get one"
    Teacher: " *GALACTICA PHANTOM* "

  • @TrojanGamer10
    @TrojanGamer10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And just remember: Pat is allowed to do this with his future kid because a parent is a TYPE of teacher

  • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
    @WeaponOfMyDestructio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Just saying nobody messed with the teacher that got outta jail.

  • @Donomyte935
    @Donomyte935 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is basically the plot to Lost Judgement

  • @mcgrewism
    @mcgrewism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jesus I love these "digital Muppet"-style of character models these use. they ad this whole new level of comedy to the whole thing.

  • @ComicalConqueror
    @ComicalConqueror ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pat was ready for cuno

  • @ThatDorkEpitaph
    @ThatDorkEpitaph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Give each teacher a hit depending on the bullys grade level, you a senior, get ready for this 12 hit combo son

  • @SuperDanteF
    @SuperDanteF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lost Judgment

  • @UNLebanon
    @UNLebanon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a teacher, this is a really tough one to listen to. Funny, sure it is. But dude...dude...doooooode!

  • @umpum3963
    @umpum3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm SO glad this moment got animated.

  • @jettfuelfitness
    @jettfuelfitness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The kid who bullied me did too much drugs and is now schizophrenic.
    Ngl I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

  • @Punchodile
    @Punchodile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Break the kid's nose, now he's got a really nasally voice"
    did pat create psychicpebbles?

  • @4Wilko
    @4Wilko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Mars Woolie.
    Pick up that Red Bull can.
    I like how Pat is higher in the frame because he is both sitting high on the (weed) couch and Woolie's camera is at a higher angle.

  • @Ranryu692
    @Ranryu692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg, the can falling into Woolie's side at the end was Pure Platinum. So good

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a teacher, can confirm, there is at least 1 kid I'd love to just punch to teach him a lesson that there is always someone bigger than you that won't take your shit.

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ???? Pat thinks his collage professors are too old to use a computer?? he's been out of school like for like what? 10 years max? what ancient mummy's was teaching him to make him think professors of higher learning don't know how to work a computer?!

  • @SirLuquent
    @SirLuquent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pat should be the next Minister of Education.

  • @Kittyjingles28
    @Kittyjingles28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Inner city teachers get a quarter by quarter 'just one' reset Cool down.

  • @dbslayer7
    @dbslayer7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Its all jokes but seriously the overhanging threat of physical violence from an adult would make me act right quickly.