I love Woolie saying that the colostomy bag is a target to be “slashed”, as if someone would take a knife and cut open the bag just to cause Critical Psychic Damage to Pat
I love that Pat's objection to Woolie's suggestion he could have a colostomy is, "no, you, Woolie, in specific, are not trained to perform that surgery on me."
2:02 Came here after finding out Pat's going to be a father now, and he will soon get to experience this censored horror that Woolie is describing! Can't wait!
"Aimings not a problem" I agree with Pat, that is a lie. There has at least been one point or another where your piss just decides to shoot at such an angle or multi angle that it becomes a fucked up spray nozzle on that one hose you only use for your flowers thats partially plugged due to grass fibers from your irrigation network. Sometimes its just because you woke up at the wrong time, sometimes its because your hourly sacrifice to the elder gods wasn't sufficient enough and they sent a small dragon to bite your dick hole partially, and sometimes its just is what it is.
Simple answer. Woolie (especially since he grew up in a very religious family) is likely circumcised and I'd wager Pat is not. You been sweating or just woke up, or it's just awkwardly placed and if you don't tug on that turtleneck you're leaving your aim in the hands of fate.
@@ojrmk1 nah, speaking as circumcised I've still had moments where the stream goes at 45° angles or somehow comes out as two separate streams that eventually come together again dicks are fucking weird dude
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Reed Drown to be fair in the cannon the necrons literally have the technology to close the eye of terror forever they literally are better than humanities finest
Pat's all worried that digital streamers are going to overtake him now that they can be bald weirdos, so clearly the fix is to make him and Woolie into janky CGI muppets for all onscreen interactions, because watching these floppy facsimiles move to their conversation was hilarious.
I literally shed tears from laughter, hearing Woolie describe the colonoscopy bag as a target and then Pat immediately getting anxiety from the thought. 😂😂
Ya'know when you beat a boss and your HP is so LOW it's at the most magic of pixels or when you beat a sonic level with zero rings left. THat's how I feel right now. I feel like I just BARELY survived this conversation. lol
It's amazing how these less than basic models can display subtle emotions. 2:07 You can tell Pat is just taken aback by how casually Woolie is talking about the most vile shit
It's a pretty typical interaction. Pat says something Woolie has no personal history with and so assumes it's just Pat being crazy because Pat instead of just something he has no experience with.
I've never understood it. Why is peeing standing up such a big deal? Like, I pee sitting all the time, feels great. Why should I stand for this? I like to sit and be relaxed.
That feels like extra work though. Just unzip, do the deed, flush (optional depending on context), zip up (can come before flush), and leave the urine zone.
Glad I found this, this animation style fits perfectly with the idea of pat being a gremlin. His tiny arms always look like he’s sitting at a baby seat and he’s incredibly pissed, which is accurate. Good work!
Now I'm just cursed with the mental image of somebody doing an uppercut to the colostomy bag, and the person spitting poop out of their mouth like in an anime. Except where it's usually blood, now it is evil and dark sin concentrated
@@freshboy3968 in case you didn't know by now, it was a boy. They're keeping him away from cameras and call him Gowron when they refer to him on stream and the like(or the baby) and he's a healthy, happy little bugger.
You know that laugh that goes on for so long that it causes you tears and belly pain? I just had that. It's been so long since I've laughed this hard... I think the last time was Pat's chocolate bar story.
This conversation turned my world upside down. I thought it was common knowledge that you sit down to pee when you're in someone else's home, but apparently the majority of the world just splashes all over their friend's floors and walls.
Ok. But um...Im gonna ask you to clarify your logic on that, please? Because I cannot even fathom what about a someone else's home would make anyone miss like that
WHAT, this comment flipped my shit, i have never even thought of the possibility of me or my friends sitting down to pee because they are not on their home, like what the fuck
I did a short stint in jail in NYC and as anyone could imagine its pretty packed in there. A lot of people had to sleep on the floor, including one unfortunate individual in my population who had a colostomy bag. Someone stepped on it in a sealed block.
I love Woolie saying that the colostomy bag is a target to be “slashed”, as if someone would take a knife and cut open the bag just to cause Critical Psychic Damage to Pat
Makes a lot of sense after playing RE2 to an excessive degree
I thought he was implying stabbing someones colostomy hole
4d10 poison mental dmg that might cause +stun on a 18.
I first thought of RoF and how cut and abrasions on Pat would be scratch damage but then shooting the bag causes Direct Damage
If they slash, the attacker would receive damage in return too though, right? Of course, they'll receive an opportunity to succeed a dex saving throw.
Remember that time Pat almost DIED from his poor diet resulting in a POOP gridlock?
Yeah.
I drew it.
And they used my drawing for the banner image on ep. 207.
And nobody said anything about it.
Source?
@@billvolk4236 bigbearcatfrat.tumblr.com/post/163197597233/pirate-pat-needs-your-help-to-empty-his-body-of
What did his diet consisted on for that to happen
and the G O U T
Woolie so casually saying "when you're a super baby" god I teared up a bit
And Pat responded to it immediately.
Considering the topic I was expecting this to turn into a discussion of Megababies. *shudders*
The Super Baby Method
"When you're a baby but even more of a baby, like you're new-born"
Pat thought he was being called out
Woolie's laughter and Pat's mental stability is a zero-sum game.
I love that Pat's objection to Woolie's suggestion he could have a colostomy is, "no, you, Woolie, in specific, are not trained to perform that surgery on me."
Pat being disgusted by what woolie describes as super baby poo is so much funnier now that he is a father
Pat screaming viciously on the toilet is the best thing ever
*IM SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!*
THIS IS SO AWFUL!
I think Paige might disagree
"When you're a baby, but you're even more of a baby"
Who the hell thinks like that.
the most baby
When you’re a Matt Jr. Jr.
I'll tell you who thinks like that.
Woolie "I combo broke my own memory" madden
2:02 Came here after finding out Pat's going to be a father now, and he will soon get to experience this censored horror that Woolie is describing! Can't wait!
He did in fact say that at first the poop is not even real poop.
"Your colostomy bag is a Z-targetable weak point"
Gold podcast and Evergreen too!
Just like the bois wanted
Pat would’ve never survived if he was born in the early 1900’s.
If ya think about it, no one did. They're all dead.
Nah, I think we got a couple of stragglers hanging around.
Thats why we need the bleach
tough call .... on the one hand, there was no RedBulls to further endanger his health... OtOH...
Original-recipe **Coca cola** WAS a thing back then
Pat would just mix straight cocaine into his water and call it healthy.
That entire bleeping session, you can see Pats character just recoiling with shock and disgust
Adding a target reticle on Pat at 3:17 is beautiful.
"Aimings not a problem"
I agree with Pat, that is a lie. There has at least been one point or another where your piss just decides to shoot at such an angle or multi angle that it becomes a fucked up spray nozzle on that one hose you only use for your flowers thats partially plugged due to grass fibers from your irrigation network. Sometimes its just because you woke up at the wrong time, sometimes its because your hourly sacrifice to the elder gods wasn't sufficient enough and they sent a small dragon to bite your dick hole partially, and sometimes its just is what it is.
Simple answer. Woolie (especially since he grew up in a very religious family) is likely circumcised and I'd wager Pat is not. You been sweating or just woke up, or it's just awkwardly placed and if you don't tug on that turtleneck you're leaving your aim in the hands of fate.
@@ojrmk1 nah, speaking as circumcised I've still had moments where the stream goes at 45° angles or somehow comes out as two separate streams that eventually come together again
dicks are fucking weird dude
Pat wants to be a Necron confirmed
Considering his interest in immortality, he would probably be super down with biotransference. Get all up in that necrodermal shell.
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Reed Drown
Your corpse emperor cannot stop the glory of chaos.
Reed Drown to be fair in the cannon the necrons literally have the technology to close the eye of terror forever they literally are better than humanities finest
DOZ GREAZY UMIES ARE REAL GROXY DAY IZ
Pat's all worried that digital streamers are going to overtake him now that they can be bald weirdos, so clearly the fix is to make him and Woolie into janky CGI muppets for all onscreen interactions, because watching these floppy facsimiles move to their conversation was hilarious.
No, he must attain his goal of becoming an immortal robot. This is to only way to fight the v-tubers. If you can't beat them, become as gods.
Pat created the vtuber craze with his stand Crazy Talk
@@ImmaLittlePip Lmao
Even though it is very simplistic, which I love, you can tell there is just so much disgust on Pat's face at 2:11
It's the mouth opening slightly, the subtle recoil, and the arm movements that sell it
I literally shed tears from laughter, hearing Woolie describe the colonoscopy bag as a target and then Pat immediately getting anxiety from the thought. 😂😂
That Big Birkin Eyeball target. XD
Pat has accepted the corruption of the anti-spirals
Pat would TOTALLY be on board with sealing away his body to halt his evolution. XD
Rewatching this after recent news of Pat 2's birth... oh boi
Pat: im having a panic attack.
Woolie: im putting the knife in deeper.
Pat's tiny legs give me life
Ya'know when you beat a boss and your HP is so LOW it's at the most magic of pixels or when you beat a sonic level with zero rings left. THat's how I feel right now. I feel like I just BARELY survived this conversation. lol
*brings you a staminas to help*
I can't say enough how much I love the designs you've used as well as the cinematography. Fabulous.
It's amazing how these less than basic models can display subtle emotions. 2:07
You can tell Pat is just taken aback by how casually Woolie is talking about the most vile shit
Oh jeez, it’s never occurred to me that yeah they’re Canadian, and this is probably what they would look like in South Park xD
I like how woolie is saying "aim is not a problem", makes me feel like he has no idea what Pat is actually talking about.
It's a pretty typical interaction. Pat says something Woolie has no personal history with and so assumes it's just Pat being crazy because Pat instead of just something he has no experience with.
Sure Woolie, like you _Never ONCE_ had it break up into two streams going in weird angles before...!
God, I love this. It looks like a Killer 7 cutscene.
I've never understood it. Why is peeing standing up such a big deal? Like, I pee sitting all the time, feels great. Why should I stand for this? I like to sit and be relaxed.
You're right and you should say it
@Arruda you may have a urinary tract problem
It’s definitely a point of contention in public, but at home, my ass sits on the throne pretty much for anything coming out
That feels like extra work though. Just unzip, do the deed, flush (optional depending on context), zip up (can come before flush), and leave the urine zone.
Hey when you feeling lazy or got morning wood, do what you gotta do
Pat is the worst goblin.
Ok, now THIS is why I woke up today!
I woke up for nothing, but this made it good.
That whole "im so disgusting" is whenever i use a public restroom and im likely not the only one who feels this way
Glad I found this, this animation style fits perfectly with the idea of pat being a gremlin. His tiny arms always look like he’s sitting at a baby seat and he’s incredibly pissed, which is accurate. Good work!
It's funny coming back to this after Pat 2 released.
As someone who lived with a Ileostomy for seven years, I am 100% certain that it is Pat's most unyielding nightmare.
Now I'm just cursed with the mental image of somebody doing an uppercut to the colostomy bag, and the person spitting poop out of their mouth like in an anime. Except where it's usually blood, now it is evil and dark sin concentrated
Going piss right after you wake up is a test of your Mind, Body and Spirit.
*Me to myself as I'm half-baked and half asleep still, through hazy squinted eyes*: Okay, Samurai. Remember your training.
1:58 This is so much funny right now. Because Pat will be facing that.
Ooo, congratz to them! Do they know is it a boy or a girl?
@@freshboy3968 in case you didn't know by now, it was a boy. They're keeping him away from cameras and call him Gowron when they refer to him on stream and the like(or the baby) and he's a healthy, happy little bugger.
@@otakon17 ah, das neat
This completely made my day. The star trek add on made it even better.
THIS MAN BECAME A FATHER.
"Sorry about the toilet, Lois. My post-sex pee stream forked an got everywhere." -Patrick Stewart
AHHH ITS LIKE IM WATCHING DIRE STRAITS MUSIC VIDEO WHICH WAS DONE BY THE GUYS THAT DID REBOOT WHICH IS THE THING THAT WHOOLIES ALL ABOUT I LOVE IT
I love the lack of emotion in these models and I will veiw them like this forever
Woolie Madness Discount Medical Service is my favorite clinic to go to
Thank you!! No one commented on this beautiful, off the cuff name!
Money for nothing, Red Bulls for free.
You can tell Pat is Irish, "Your a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out of you."
The look on pats face when woolie starts talking about newborn shit and every word he says is just censored 🤣🤣
Pat is a Adeptus Mechanicus confirmed. THE FLESH IS WEAK
I hope Pat now has a safe word to drop on Woolie when shit goes too far and he's having a panic attack.
And *this* is a superbaby which has ascended *beyond* a superbaby...
And this....is to go.... *further* ..... *BEYOND!*
Reminder: this man accepted being a toilet for eternity
"Just take a tube and put it where it go" fucking killed me
Deal SPIRIT DAMAGE by attacking the colostomy bag
This was the birth the true Pat DEEP lore.
You know that laugh that goes on for so long that it causes you tears and belly pain?
I just had that. It's been so long since I've laughed this hard... I think the last time was Pat's chocolate bar story.
This man is going to be a FATHER.
I don't fully understand why, but this animation style elevates this clip beyond what my sides could handle.
Woolie laughs like an angel...
This conversation turned my world upside down. I thought it was common knowledge that you sit down to pee when you're in someone else's home, but apparently the majority of the world just splashes all over their friend's floors and walls.
Ok. But um...Im gonna ask you to clarify your logic on that, please? Because I cannot even fathom what about a someone else's home would make anyone miss like that
How fucking intense is your stream if it always splashes everywhere? You need to get that shit checked out.
WHAT, this comment flipped my shit, i have never even thought of the possibility of me or my friends sitting down to pee because they are not on their home, like what the fuck
Only people who are shit at pissing make a mess.
What reality do you live in man? Who fucked you up?
That model and animations works so well with Pat
I did a short stint in jail in NYC and as anyone could imagine its pretty packed in there. A lot of people had to sleep on the floor, including one unfortunate individual in my population who had a colostomy bag. Someone stepped on it in a sealed block.
Oh my god they fit so well as muppets
Thank you for this
That is how Canadian faces move, correct.
And now Pat has a kid on the way.
I love Pat so fucking much, just his way of explaining things makes me so fucking happy
I’m watching this while peeing sitting down because I like to spite Pat
"That's BIG Damage!"
Pat’s adamant hatred of bodily functions is legendary lol
This animation is fucking perfect and I love it so damn much
I love how both pat and woolie have their "the fuck are you talking about" moment
The fact they look like muppets when they talk makes the weird basic modeling so much better.
2:03 this is the moment when Pat become completely scared away by the idea of ever having sex again XD
Huh... Pat's Monster Hunter World diagram has a weird red shape in his belly that says:
BREAKEABLE
GREATSWORD ⭐⭐⭐
HAMMER ⭐⭐⭐
WYVERN AMMO ⭐⭐⭐
And now Pat has gotten his revenge with Dog Juice
ah the Canadians in the appropriate art style representation
I'm in love with this art style xD
i love it when woolie laughs like zaboomafoo
The cartoon bois here are adorable, especially Pat.
that Rainworld reference is beautiful, true cinematography
O'BRIEN RULES!
I love the podcast episode this is from simply for that bit, and seeing it animated brings me infinite joy :D
Which one is it?
“CSB 6: Your Colostomy Bag is a weak point” or something similar
This is genius and im so proud of you.
This animation is so much fun
i am constantly peeing in a state of ok and "you're in trouble" as well as a third branch of piss. i am a menace to public restrooms.
I've realized i'm slowly turning into pat because i, too, hate these horrible body curses.
This is the funniest fucking thing LMFAOOOOOO how did you get so much emotion with such simple animation
Woolie is correct, Baby poop is substantialy less gross than other poop. In a lot of cases it doesnt even smell.
I wonder if babies evolved to have less disgusting poop so their caretakers would take care of them.
They eat less disgusting stuff
Depends largely on what the baby is fed, but yeah, in most cases it's less gross than regular poop
the fuck are you people talking about? baby poop is awful
"it doesn't smell" go blow your nose dude
Lieselotte Aya Well an infant’s poop has no odor for a few days until milk or formula enters their system. Then it gets gross
Who here is watching anew after the announcement of Pat 2 incoming thinking about everything Pat 2 will see and Cringe destroy Pat with.
> *You're in* trouble
You cheeky bastard
omg pat’s arm animations are so fucking accurate holy shit
Amazing clip from the podcast. Your animation is really fun, and I appreciate the subtle Conker's reference at the end. Good video.
I mean worst case scenario the punch is so hard it ruptures the bag, so shit literally flies upwards towards your face
I mean, yeah, you can attack the bag but also might get, very posible get, poison damage on yourself
That TNG clip at the end is O'Brian thinking, "There is a giant pile of shit on my teleporter pad right now."
"aim's not a problem"
not when you just rest the tip on the edge of the bowl
That final musical sting is the cherry on the poop
I love the symbolism with the games on the shelf. Matt and Woolie's colors have a long stack and Pat's red is shorter.
Holy hell, that was hilarious. Loved the end reference too, excellent work!
There's hand movements now!
I sit down to pee all the time cause I just don't wanna stand and also sometimes I just end up needing to shit mid pee.
Hope you’d don’t get telefragged when Pat’s poops go off.
This is my new favorite Best Friends related channel