Chaotic Evil could be pouring milk, putting the bowl on top of the milk, then the cereal in the bowl. Or they get cereal in the bowl, pour the milk, drink the milk then just eat throw away the soggy cereal
"Hey Woolie, what do you think about this thing?" "Pat, you do know that people use that thing as a way to show how mentally unstable a character is, right?" "But... I do that all the time."
I do this, and am resentful about the fact that it takes longer with Cheerios and they have a greater chance of spilling because they start out floating. I think we’re dealing with different types of autism or hypersensitivity here. I hate biting crunchy cereal.
If you havent seen this one yet, it's pretty good. Highlight www.twitch.tv/videos/551375847?filter=highlights&sort=time 2:32:05 Start of the Religion talk 2:37:28 Actually just Woolie Vs God 2:42:47 End of Woolie Vs God Moment.
4:45 I’m astounded that woolie doesn’t just mix the milk powder separately from the cereal, then pour it in? That process he described sounded ridiculously impractical
I wouldn't wish lactose intolerance on my worst enemy. To never again enjoy cinnamon toast crunch, store brand applejacks, or shakes again is too cruel.
the core issue is they never ever clarified what type of cereal. if woolie is talking about sugar'os while pat is talking about 110%full brand, its obviously gonna taste different
Depending on the type of cereal, I used to use the post-cereal milk for my morning coffee after breakfast - that way I didn't need to use more milk or sugar. The best kind of cereal for it were brands like Honey Nut Cheerios and Frosted Flakes (i.e. ones that just have sugar/honey for flavoring. You don't want some fruity coffee, that shit's disgusting. Chocolate cereals were good too sometimes, but the flavor was always kinda weird to me, like they just couldn't quite get the taste of chocolate right).
"Milk should taste like milk" I have NEVER understood the hype behind milk just by itself. Every single time I've drank it it's just tasted like basically nothing to me
I feel like Pat is just a hipster in the purest form. He didn't sound like he believed what he said until he hets an argument going. Like he's just lookin for a debate.
I was at work moving pallets when this episode was new... Pat's totally backwards and wrong views during this food segment were driving me so crazy I didn't realise I was moving way more weight than normal because I was so angry.
If memory serves the _one stipulation_ Pat gave back in the SBFP days was "do whatever you want with our footage, so long as you don't make us look like nazis."
2:05 by that logic if I make Pasta, steak, Garlic Bread, Mashed potatoes, Stew with Meat and Beans & Rice, and mashed them all together, the ensuing slop is delicious
Lil' Woolie never thought to mix the powdered milk in a separate container? You can't hope to stir it well enough if it's in a bowl full of cereal. You'd just wind up crushing the cereal.
Or why not do the milk powder first and then pour the cereal on top? I know most people including myself do cereal-first, but if you need to produce the milk properly that's easiely the better way to go.
@@BioYuGi Yup2! We were poor when I was a child and powdered milk was way cheaper than regular milk from where I'm from. Mom would make the milk first with like a 1/4th glass of warm water first, so that no clumps ever form, then add cold water. Once the milk was done, added the cereal.
Woolie should ask Pat what differentiates post-chocolate cereal milk and chocolate milk, they're both based on adding a chocolatey powder to your milk.
I've got relatives who are _adament_ in their hatred for soggy cereal so the trail mix and a glass of milk method sounds like a perfectly reasonable compromise to me.
While I generally agree with Woolie in this one, the "Breakfast 101" thing about good flavors by nature tasting good together is definitely not always true. I like vanilla flavored things, and buttery mashed potatoes, but one time I accidentally made mashed potatoes with a housemate's vanilla almond milk and the result was, despite me being able to recognize both the buttery flavor and the sweetness, utterly wretched. Possibly the worst meal I've ever made for myself. It was vile.
I actually have a really similar story. One time I ran out of milk for hamburger helper, so I thought I could mix vanilla flavored coffee creamer powder into the beef stroganoff I was making. This was… a Mistake. It was nauseating. It was quite possibly the worst thing I've ever eaten. It was wretched beyond description. I can't even eat that brand of creamer OR hamburger helper stroganoff anymore because when I taste them I remember the taste of the cursed coffee creamer stroganoff.
@@incorporealnuance That was so disruptive to you it damaged your ability to appreciative/enjoy either. I feel for you. Now to write that in my pro tip manual when im cooking of "Do-Nots" because I honestly while never had that situation could absolutely see myself in it.
Post-cereal milk: poison
200,000 Red Bulls a day: Ok
But they sugarfree tho so it's fine
@@dayman4586 poison - poison = -poison?
Death Stranding will do that to you.
This is why he's so short
@@ColdNorth0628 Poison Lite
I was hoping to see his quote about ocd make it in.
"OCD is a fun little game where you make up rules for yourself and then follow them F O R E V E R"
Its all fun and games until you vader comic someone
@@ColdNorth0628 ...vader comic?
@@nostalgia_junkie you'll see.
Your brain makes up rules and then makes you addicted to them.
I can't seem to find that quote
Pat slowly realizing he’s the psycho gives me joy
It's the first step to full on weaponizing the mind goblins and that's a frightening thought.
A highly functional psychopat.
He has known for a while, the mind goblin section of the podcast showcased that
I can't wait for when the JOJO manga catches up to Pat finally getting control of his stand and going full villain.
Is the 'Oh, i'm a supervillain' quote from this milk-podcast? Or is it from something earlier?
Trying to discern people’s D&D alignment via methods of cereal consumption
NEW TECH UNLOCKED
Chaotic Evil is definitely the powdered milk and water.
Chaotic Evil could be pouring milk, putting the bowl on top of the milk, then the cereal in the bowl. Or they get cereal in the bowl, pour the milk, drink the milk then just eat throw away the soggy cereal
Lawful good: milk + cereal
Neutral good: milk + cereal, drinks cereal milk
Chaotic good: milk and cereal until soggy, slurps it all
Lawful neutral: drinks cereal milk
True neutral: cereal only
Chaotic neutral: cereal + cereal milk
Lawful evil: milk powder mixed with water + cereal
Neutral evil: milk in glass, cereal in bowl (pat)
Chaotic evil: ”milk”powder + cereal + mountain dew
Chaotic evil is Paige downing straight mustard
"Listen man..."
HIS SHIELDS ARE DOWN, FOX
(Looks at Pat) "This is the enemy Bioweapon?!"
"Hey Woolie, what do you think about this thing?"
"Pat, you do know that people use that thing as a way to show how mentally unstable a character is, right?"
"But... I do that all the time."
It’s not even actually THAT crazy, it’s just a complete waste of another item that didn’t need to be dirtied
Pat “Milk Supremacist” Boivin
Rasend0ri the ideal milk is pure, white milk unsullied by chocolate cereals.
there will be but one milk: a PERFECT milk! As there were before breakfast began!
The Ubermilk
Carl Jung once said "the pure milk archetype was stronger in the mind of pat than woolie's cereal milk"
you mean Bovine
Woolie talks about his passion to devour white liquid for 6+min, while a ginger dwarf is seen trying to escape from said bowl the liquid was held in.
It's like Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
Aristotle and Plato (2020)
I miss when Diogenes would come in and fuck both of their points up
Christopher Lapensee Diogenes throws white powder in Woolie’s face, dumps a bucket of water over his head, and shouts, “Behold, milk!”
Why does Barts voice fit perfectly over Paige?!
You know why.
paige is nancy cartwright's thetans condensed into a new body
the snorting killed me holy shit
Thats powder snort took me by surprise, and its animated REALLY WELL
I'm just gonna think he's snorting powder milk every time he does that on the podcast now. It's less disgusting honestly.
Pat doesn’t do milkshakes then.
Also “now you are the bowl” is the funniest shit.
Milk lessons from people who CAN'T EVEN STORE MILK CORRECTLY!
This is 100% completley true.
Also wtf Milk POWDER!?!?!?
It's funny because the US drinks basically milk-flavored water and puts milk on giant plastic bottles for cleaning products.
Say that to my face you coward! You think cartons are better?!
@@Zangelin Powdered milk
It costs less and stores better than regular milk… doesn’t taste as good unfortunately …
@@zayindarkmore1616 Better than what’s basically a milk Juicero
"Chocolate milk is its on separate thing"
From where Pat? A chocolate Cow?
The real test of someone's character is to see whether or not they deliberately let their cereal get soggy. THOSE are the Sociopaths who don't care.
I do this, and am resentful about the fact that it takes longer with Cheerios and they have a greater chance of spilling because they start out floating. I think we’re dealing with different types of autism or hypersensitivity here. I hate biting crunchy cereal.
Thats the point though. If you don't want your cereal to be wet why the fuck are you putting them in liquid!?!?
Depends on the cereal, honey nut cheerios and cookie crisp need to be soggy, cinnamon toast crunch and coco pebbles need to be crispy
Socipathic of EXTREMELY depressed
So Paige?
"I'm a supervillain. I've become an actual supervillain."
... _become?_
"Listen man, it's a rich tapestry..."
*GAGS*
I love that Pat starts out all like "yeah, I guess..." but the MOMENT Woolie calls it better-tasting milk he's fuckin' done
5:45 Woolie is referring to the movie "Get Out" for people who are curious
Call this one a clash of the goblins
I appreciate the brief "Woolie vs God" moment there, been missing those tbh
Yes
If you havent seen this one yet, it's pretty good.
Highlight
www.twitch.tv/videos/551375847?filter=highlights&sort=time
2:32:05 Start of the Religion talk
2:37:28 Actually just Woolie Vs God
2:42:47 End of Woolie Vs God Moment.
The Malk bit with Paige slays me every time
pat is a insane person and make sure that he forever stays addicted to video games and not murder
Remerai has southpark level speed at converting current events into animation. This podcast literally came out like 3 days ago.
They look like the canadians on south park too
@@SoraMotto i was just about to say that
Oh my god i am dying at "Molk?"
It's MALK you uncultured heathen!
GET THE MAN A GLASS OF MAULK!
Oh god it’s degenerating again
That animation of woolie snorting the "powdered milk" was a genius adlib.
my favorite part of this is 1:32. the unspoken intensity of an adult man standing up in your living room telling you "milk should taste like milk"
4:45 I’m astounded that woolie doesn’t just mix the milk powder separately from the cereal, then pour it in? That process he described sounded ridiculously impractical
Woolie crying on the floor had me in tears of laughter after a tough day.
Thanks you, this is exactly what I needed.
"Now you're the bowl" - Pat
Power move: Mixing white milk AND chocolate milk to assert dominance over your siblings who are lactose intolerant
Wouldn't that just be low-chocolate chocolate milk?
Pre-mixed chocolate milk in jugs never taste right to me. You need to stir that stuff in on the spot.
That's why I use chocolate milk in coffee
I wouldn't wish lactose intolerance on my worst enemy. To never again enjoy cinnamon toast crunch, store brand applejacks, or shakes again is too cruel.
@@ActivelyVacant Depends on the brand; there's some good stuff out there if you know where to look.
Pat really does just want to live on the Moon so all the milk in his bowl just floats away when he's done with his Cereal.
the core issue is they never ever clarified what type of cereal.
if woolie is talking about sugar'os while pat is talking about 110%full brand, its obviously gonna taste different
Yeah, plain Cherrios milk sucks, but Frosted Flakes milk is godly
Any chocolate cereal turns the milk into chocolate milk, but Chex milk tastes like sadness.
Pat is a Special K kinda guy, Woolie is full-on Reeses Puffs
Well Woolie's also right about taste changing. I'm not huge on the post cereal milk much like I was as a kid.
There wrong kind of cereal somehow REMOVES flavor from the milk
Woolie just inhaling a line of powdered milk like cocaine...
Depending on the type of cereal, I used to use the post-cereal milk for my morning coffee after breakfast - that way I didn't need to use more milk or sugar. The best kind of cereal for it were brands like Honey Nut Cheerios and Frosted Flakes (i.e. ones that just have sugar/honey for flavoring. You don't want some fruity coffee, that shit's disgusting. Chocolate cereals were good too sometimes, but the flavor was always kinda weird to me, like they just couldn't quite get the taste of chocolate right).
That short 2 seconds playing the "why are we here just to suffer" music with woolie sobbing in the shower is just perfect
Matt must be really happy he wasn't in this convo, it would be a 1 hour podcast of cereal debate
"something, something...food" - Patrick Boivin (2020)
"Something, something...Obesity" - Patrick Boivin's doctor (2020)
Pat is the same kind of person that doesn’t drink the soup left over by ramen.
The cutaway to Paige was genius
Cereal milk is so bad for me because the temperature is warmer than what I can tolerate
I like how Woolie couldn't finish his line of "Milk" Powder.
Seeing puppet pat and Woolie in a church was a surreal experience
Genuinely took a second to realize that was bart and not Paige.
Personally, I prefer to throw my cereal and milk into a french press and dispose of the cereal grounds left over
When pat and woolie use these models as vtuber facerigs is when i start watching the podcast live
Pat "The Cereal Segregationist" Boivin
I like that you improvised Woolie's deep inhale to mean he's snorting the powder milk
Woolie doing a line of Powdered Milk has me wheezing, hot damn.
Great work as always.
In the world of food crimes, Pat should be serving a life sentence.
Thanks Remerai for Woolie doing the lines. My brain went exactly to that during the podcast.
My whole body shivered when powered milk came up. That shit is on direct defiance of God.
"Milk should taste like milk"
I have NEVER understood the hype behind milk just by itself. Every single time I've drank it it's just tasted like basically nothing to me
You can very faintly hear Quiets Theme from Phantom Pain when Woolies crying in the shower XD
Ah yes, the ideal platonician milk. Of course.
I feel like Pat is just a hipster in the purest form. He didn't sound like he believed what he said until he hets an argument going. Like he's just lookin for a debate.
I was at work moving pallets when this episode was new... Pat's totally backwards and wrong views during this food segment were driving me so crazy I didn't realise I was moving way more weight than normal because I was so angry.
At 2:12 when it transitions behind Woolie you should’ve had Pat change into a Nazi uniform because of his dedication to keeping milk pure.
I could see that going very badly out of context
gameb9oy pat being taken out of context? Nah, could never see that happening
If memory serves the _one stipulation_ Pat gave back in the SBFP days was "do whatever you want with our footage, so long as you don't make us look like nazis."
there was always a third option.... spikey ginger hair, blue headband, and a Bleetzbol
...
TimeCube cosplay would also have been an option
@@gameb9oy Always Sunny did it.
It’s always a good day when a new Remerai video is posted
This camera work is great.
Everything Pat says in this art form is 10x funnier
5:11 Wow that caught me so off guard, I nearly spit my food out in laughter.
Yer doing God's clumpy, milky work.
That was very fun! good job again Remerai.
2:05 by that logic if I make Pasta, steak, Garlic Bread, Mashed potatoes, Stew with Meat and Beans & Rice, and mashed them all together, the ensuing slop is delicious
Lil' Woolie never thought to mix the powdered milk in a separate container? You can't hope to stir it well enough if it's in a bowl full of cereal. You'd just wind up crushing the cereal.
Or why not do the milk powder first and then pour the cereal on top? I know most people including myself do cereal-first, but if you need to produce the milk properly that's easiely the better way to go.
@@BioYuGi Yup2! We were poor when I was a child and powdered milk was way cheaper than regular milk from where I'm from. Mom would make the milk first with like a 1/4th glass of warm water first, so that no clumps ever form, then add cold water. Once the milk was done, added the cereal.
Post-cereal milk is one of the most quenching things ever.
OMG! Such a perfect use of the perma-sniffle
I think its funny Woolie goes its crazy that
and immediately Pat heard crazy and went "Actually..."
To avoid clumps in powdered milk you slowly add it to water, not water to the powder
over 6 minutes for audio that only just came out this week? Remerai CONFIRMED owner of a hyberbolic time chamber
"That's wrong milk!"
We entered 1984, we traded wrong think for wrong milk
Woolie, just... just mix the powdered milk in a separate container. You don't have to mix it in your cereal. That's just begging for sadness.
Woolie should ask Pat what differentiates post-chocolate cereal milk and chocolate milk, they're both based on adding a chocolatey powder to your milk.
I think I would rather starve than use water instead of milk in cereal
😂 f*ing lost it when Woolie started snorting the milk powder
holy shit i'm fucking crying at 5:11 thats incredible
5:10 - I can appreciate it when an animator uses random sounds effectively like SuparDanil
I've got relatives who are _adament_ in their hatred for soggy cereal so the trail mix and a glass of milk method sounds like a perfectly reasonable compromise to me.
You know what, they made MULTIPLE products to make cereal milk! Woah, i wouldn't of even remembered that if it wasnt for this.
those bars were made of yogurt but go off i guess
idk why but i fucking lost it at "there will always be clumps"
I halfway agree with woolie. It really depends on the cereal on how the milk tastes
Dam you got this out fast!
This is amazing
If I hadn't already gone off milk this conversation would've done it.
Post cereal milk is a fun treat, every once in a while.
Why are we here...just to crunch?
When you have cereal and milk separate then you never have soggy cereal.
Dont know why snorting powdered milk made me laugh so hard. Thats hardcore
Hello from the future. Frosted Flakes made a strawberry shake flavor, and the milk is amazing after.
This video is seriously SO good. Thank you for the effort you put into it.
I never considered it but crunching on cereal with a glass of milk sounds quite nice actually.
While I generally agree with Woolie in this one, the "Breakfast 101" thing about good flavors by nature tasting good together is definitely not always true. I like vanilla flavored things, and buttery mashed potatoes, but one time I accidentally made mashed potatoes with a housemate's vanilla almond milk and the result was, despite me being able to recognize both the buttery flavor and the sweetness, utterly wretched. Possibly the worst meal I've ever made for myself. It was vile.
I actually have a really similar story. One time I ran out of milk for hamburger helper, so I thought I could mix vanilla flavored coffee creamer powder into the beef stroganoff I was making. This was… a Mistake. It was nauseating. It was quite possibly the worst thing I've ever eaten. It was wretched beyond description. I can't even eat that brand of creamer OR hamburger helper stroganoff anymore because when I taste them I remember the taste of the cursed coffee creamer stroganoff.
@@incorporealnuance That was so disruptive to you it damaged your ability to appreciative/enjoy either. I feel for you. Now to write that in my pro tip manual when im cooking of "Do-Nots" because I honestly while never had that situation could absolutely see myself in it.
I agree with Woolz, Capt. Crunch cereal milk is fucking awesome.
Counterpoint to pats no better tasting milk: the existence of chocolate milk is confirmation of better milk being a thing
The Paige bit killed me, please make infinite more, i love you
I'm loving how calm pat is in this.
When my grandmother is out of milk, she pours orange juice in her cereal instead