@@lukepearson4611 Master chief was a kid called john who was kidnapped by the military into work for them, part of what was called the Spartan Project.
@@rohitpant4261 Halo 4's campaign was narratively amazing but the gameplay was very unimpressive and stale. Halo 5's campaign was absolutely dreadful in both gameplay and story. Just my two cents, as it baffles me that people disregard Halo 4's story so easily.
Phillip II of Macedon: You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city. Sparta: If.
That line hits so hard cause master chief absolutely loves and respects his fellow Spartans so I can imagine a scenario of him witnessing the Spartans he’s based off
This battle is the most brutal battle ever. Like literally both of these guys tear into each other so hard its insane. The comebacks, the references, for sure a contender for the best ERB
satanicglobalistilluminati *300 asses needed kicking, give more teabags than Lipton. So why don’t you quit your bitching, my trigger finger’s itching.* Best roasts: Master Chief
Hate to break it to you my dude, but Halo 1 and 2 and even better Halo Custom edition has been on pc long before valve made even steam. So not so exclusive at all.
A great insult nobody mentioned was the Master Chief line"they built a monument to my sins" and "your the soldier they need you to be" this is a reference to the Halo campaign achievement when you complete the campaign on the hardest you get the "they built a monument to my sins" but when you complete it on easy you get the achievement "the soldier they need you to be" Chief is implying hes a pro and Leonidas is a noob Edit:Thinking about this Chief definetly won this one with the hunchback line, its pretty dissapointing for Leonidas and his men to be killed by someone who was suppose to be thrown over the cliff or not "top tier"
"A monument to all your sins" - Legendary Difficulty Achievement. "I am a legend" "The soldier we need you to be" - Normal Difficulty Achievement. Master Chief just called Leonidas a freakin normie, I'm so done XDDDDDD
Master Chief came up from the hole using a “super bounce”, it was a common glitch in halo 2 that flung you high up in the air. I love how many detailed references these battles have!
@@Dctctx Has one in Halo 4, the trailer for which (featuring the jetpack) premiered 6 months before this video. Also, he might've been lifted by a pelican or some other vehicle not shown.
8 years after watching this millions of times I just realized “they should have thrown your lines over the cliff because they’re sickly” is a reference to the weak children being thrown off cliffs. Always noticing new things!
But you know that this was just a myth.Actually there was Tirtaios a Spartan poet that was born blind.Furthermore the great Spartan king and general Agisilaos had one leg shorter.
And the reference to '' Greek and putting lyrics up his ass'' Is because the Sacred band of Thebes were homosexuals and overally, the Greeks were pretty bisex
Every now and then i go on an ERB binge and this one always suprises me. I dont know why but i always forget how smooth the flow is in this one till it starts. The backing is so good too
Here are my ideas: 1) Princess Leia vs Princess Peach 2) Sonic vs the flash 3) Martin Freeman vs Morgan Freeman 4) Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones 5) Captain America vs Iron Man 6)OR Samus Aran vs Tony Stark
I like how during Leonidas's verse, horns, drums and chanting are used, representing the instruments used by ancient spartans. During Chief's verse, synths, heavier drums and techno-beats are used, representing more futuristic instruments - since Halo takes place in the 26th century.
Leonidas died and killed for his country. Leonidas led the Spartans into victory about every time. Leonidas doesn't need superpowers to fight, he fights with his own power, and doesn't use any artificial garbage to save his ass.
A: They had 2 verses each. B: If this gets a remake, so does Mozart vs Skrillex, Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros., Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs, and Moses vs Santa Claus.
I mean, yeah? Not exactly a fair fight considering Chief has armor that naturally has shielding, boosts his strength, is a superhuman, and y'know...has a gun.
+MultiBloxy Actually i think the battle would be cool if they made it something like this: All the noises of the Grav gun mixed in one beat and all the noises of the portal gun mixed in one beat
Since the Queen pretty much confirmed Master Chief's line about seeing his plasma cannon, she should have been dancing with him at the end instead! Then we'd know who the real winner was.
TrustFungus read the books, because the halo games can't put a spartan like he realy is because it's a game....if the videogame would give the player the habilities that chief has, the game would be soo easy to finish and would not have success
Jon Colwell There are rules for choose the winner? I always thought one person could choose the winner based on any reason... and for me (and many people now I'm seeing the comments) the fact that a character actually existed gives him an advantage.
moorebear1 insult and give no argument? I think you are the stupid here. Look we all have our favorites characters and our reasons to choose, but when you insult me I have to answer about the insult and not about the rap battle, and that's not the point .so just leave the comments if the only thing you do is insult other people
((XD But Spartans wore the best armor there, hell their shield tech was more advanced than that in the iron age and can cause more blunt trauma then most car crashes or even small expolsions, that's how good that thing was on the battle field))
Ganondorf The Dark Lord No they did not, In fact I have not even watched the movie 300, everything was recorded on scrolls and such back then, and it's proven they did NOT have a lot of armor. Athens had a lot of armor, sparta had hardly any.
_In reality Spartan Hoplites wore a Bronze helmet, Bronze chestplate, they had a short sword and a spear, bronze greaves and a large chield. The ones in Athens literally had one thing more on their armor. So you are quite wrong. You want to know which army sucked to most when it comes to clothes and armor ? The Persians._
This line is actually a throwback to when real Spartans used to throw their babies off cliff if they were sick . Another nice historical touch form erb .
Leonidas' Score: Lyricism (8/10) Strong wordplay and references to Spartan culture. Lines like “toss you like a frag grenade” are clever, but some could be more original. Delivery (8/10) Confident and powerful tone, fitting for a king. The rhythm is strong, though it could use a bit more variation. Rebuttals (7/10) Effective counters, especially regarding Chief's fans and living conditions, but some lines lack punch. Presence (9/10) Commanding presence, channeling the spirit of a warrior. Strong stage charisma makes him engaging. Total for Leonidas: 32/40 Master Chief's Score: Lyricism (9/10) Clever lines, especially the play on initials spelling “MC” and references to Halo lore. Strong creativity throughout. Delivery (9/10) Smooth flow with a confident, assertive style. The delivery feels impactful and matches the intensity of the battle. Rebuttals (8/10) Solid responses, particularly the lines about Spartan weaknesses and clever jabs at Leonidas’ plan. Strong counterattacks. Presence (8/10) Charismatic presence, though slightly less commanding than Leonidas. Still effectively engages the audience. Total for Master Chief: 34/40 Master Chief Wins! 34/32
@@PortalBreaker. Basically gravemind (the entity that controls the flood) said that he was a monument to the sins of master chief Im guessing he was saying that he was like, karma incarnate or smth idk
The forerunners were advanced humans and they fought the flood before humanity became a thing. So him saying he’s a monument to his sins means he’s literally made out of forerunner flesh
Love how Chief’s ending lines are threats of a fight. Leonidas can brag all he wants but if it was an actual fight he’d be toast whether he had 300 Spartans or 3000.
Wow really so you are telling me a guy wearing a futuristic armoured exoskeleton capable of giving its wearer superhuman capabilities, is durable enough to shrug of a tank shell at close range, along with highly advanced automated future weaponary would beat a guy in a loin cloth and a spear....what a shocker. How about Master chief take off all this sh*t, drop the guns and fight 300 spartans using just just a spear and see how he gets on. 😂
OK at the very start of this video Leonidas does something to bother anyone who knows of the spartan culture, He throws away his shield, to lose your shield in their culture is the biggest Disgrace possible.
Also, You're the solder they need you to be. Who needs him to be, He is the king, the leader, the top. If anything He is the solder he needs him to be.
When I first heard " I took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon" I cracked the fuck up. That was soooo halarious. Who knew he was a master at rapping
1:25 rewatching after so long I try to learn lyrics again but bust out laughing at "More teabags then Lipton.Come on Quit your Bi**hing my trigger finger itching"
halo has more lore and in comment for master chief it has 300 likes for chief in that comment for this one it is only 13 HA puny master chief killed gods and armys and all who fights him there is no way leo could take him down leo is badass CHIEF IS A BIGGER BADASS HELL YEAH xD
Stratos Zacharias so what so of these are mythological characters or fiction. So if these all the people were real including master cheif (who may happen in the future) there would be no contest in these battles
"They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly, You will not enjoy this _But it will be over quickly"_ Chief *instantly* won with those lines.
animeprobefan Oh yea sorry that you don't understand that that Line wasn't entirely literal, but actually referencing to how iconic His Helmet is and because of that he would never take it off, yet says it and uses it as him being possibly multiple things, one i believe he implies as him being a bitch as in Halo 5 i believe, if you beat the game on legendary he actually does take it off, but doesn't show his face implying multiple things that Leonidas in the rap battle uses and picks only negative ones that could have been implied. Which is why one that he possibly meant by that was him being a bitch as when he finally does take it off and doesn't show his face, it could mean he has something to hide (not being literal of course but for someone like you with your caliber of a mind and thinking process i just had to note). So yea, i'm the idiot, i find that extremely ironic.
+SunDragon Bro Now that Chief has taken off his helmet in the games, is this line even relevant anymore? I say the games because Master Chief's face has been seen before in other mediums.
After 8 years I’m only just now coming back and realizing this is a rap battle between two Spartans lol
FOR REAL😂😂😂😂
Wait what?
@@lukepearson4611 Master chief was a kid called john who was kidnapped by the military into work for them, part of what was called the Spartan Project.
I just realized that lol
Holy shit dude
Master chief talked more in this than all halo games put together
Would've been relevant if it wasn't for Halo 4 and 5 the man had enough dialogue for a whole movie!
ProdiGy SceneZ we don’t talk about those 2
@@Spiderpoison2012 you a man of culture as well
@@rohitpant4261 Halo 4's campaign was narratively amazing but the gameplay was very unimpressive and stale. Halo 5's campaign was absolutely dreadful in both gameplay and story.
Just my two cents, as it baffles me that people disregard Halo 4's story so easily.
@@BadGoof i respect your opinion brother but even with good story it kinda killed the vibe , atleast for me.
"I don't need fire power when I'm rocking these guns!"
Can you smell the testosterone?
AskMeAnything AtAll yes
I can feel it
And the steroids
But Leonidas you dont have the firepower
Leonidas: No, but I have the mass.
Nah that’s just me
"Jerkin' off to games, givin' themselves FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS" god that line is amazing
Wtf just understand the double meaning after 11 years.
@@Lekiriusbro was super late
"I give more Teabags than Lipton!"
I need this on a T-shirt.
I do be giving more teabags den lipton doe
Let’s make it happen
sir this rhyme told me who won really
omg yes imma go try RN!
just made it and its being sent
Historically the Spartans had the best roasts or comebacks.
Phillip II of Macedon: You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.
Sparta: If.
But the Master chief is a spartan
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THIS IS ABRAHAM FU*KING LINCOLN
Ok. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS LINCOLN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD, IT’S A MIRACLE!11!1!!,
@@docrofreborn7497 thank you
Testosterone the musical
Sounds about right
@Ghostly Apt👍🏾
Yes 🤣🤣
can't argue
Not so fast
I love how Leonidas' background music uses more instruments whilst Master Chief's is more electronic and futuristic
No replies after one year
@@louisfontanarosa-yq2inor a month
Parallels
Leonidas won
@aplias20 ye the first verse got me to vote Leonidas lol
You’ve had a long rap battle marathon, traveler. Stay here, rest for a while.
*sets up a campfire*
I will, thank you. I appreciate the hospitality.
can i have some water please
*Saves game*
All I hear is "Stay a while, and listen!"
I wanna see a rematch of this one. The comebacks were real
No one can dispute these facts
A rematch would be legendary
Leonidas would have a new girlfriend though😂
Need a rematch that includes Gorgo and Cortana
@@predalien34 I can
I have a history test about Sparta and Greece tomorrow. This will do!
So not...
Same
@@pluto2873 good luck
Thank you.
Hope it helped haha :)
Seeing the characters dance in the background at the end is always fucking hilarious especially with Chief air humping 🤣😂
That's a teabag sir bahahaha.
one of my favorites for that is Kirk in Kirk v Columbus
“Spartans! Let’s start this!”
Honestly, this line is pretty iconic. It’s been stuck in my head for almost 8 years
For me; it's "You got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone."
This line is just really funny to me and whenever I think about it, I laugh.
Yep, been stuck in my head for 9 years too. It truly is iconic.
Hoo!
“Not So Fast” is the 1 stuck in my head
That line hits so hard cause master chief absolutely loves and respects his fellow Spartans so I can imagine a scenario of him witnessing the Spartans he’s based off
Just noticed that they are both Spartans...
Hahaha me too. I feel dumb now lol. I'm going to have to pick Master Chief on this one.
How? O_o
MC is a spartan 117 class. Thats what theyre named. Spartans.
I never played halo...
Lol nice 1
Why is the way he said ‘I don’t need firepower when I’m rocking these guns’ so satisfying
"Give more teabags than lipton"
I agree
I think the moves he made when Saying that line where more satisfying
*Proceeds to flex subpar muscles*
for me best part is "you will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly"
This battle is the most brutal battle ever. Like literally both of these guys tear into each other so hard its insane. The comebacks, the references, for sure a contender for the best ERB
Ikr
I still give it to Marilyn vs Cleo, they ripped each other hard. They were both crazy
Leonidaswon saw old comment 9 years ago still didnt change my mind😂
Too damn short @@mrsillytacos
@@mrsillytacoswe'll call them epic rap battles of masculinity and of femininity respectively
Best Roasts : Master Chief
Best flow : Leonidas
Best Battles : *my six year old son*
lol
Best Hotel:trivago
"your puny fans are fat nerds on computers, jerking off to games giving themselves first person shooters"
best roasts leonidas
satanicglobalistilluminati *300 asses needed kicking, give more teabags than Lipton. So why don’t you quit your bitching, my trigger finger’s itching.*
Best roasts: Master Chief
@@dweetsauce8513 Id look you in the eyes but your too much of a bitch to show your face. Leonidas: Better roasts
“Give more teabags than Lipton” makes me laugh every time
Me too. I come back to this a lot for that and the music when he says "Not so fast"
@@taytay1030 You can listen to the instrumental separatel. There's a channel called s h u which uploads the beats to all battles
8 years later and i know what u mean :))
i dont get this one can you explain?
@peter stefo well teabaging is a thing you do in FPS games and Lipton is a tea company
Best Flow : Leonidas
Best Disses : Master Chief
Winner: *Testosterone*
Did you hear Chief’s flow at 1:27? I’d give him flow and disses tbh
@@mannysaint did you hear the testosterone’s flow idc
@@mannysaint he's got the flow and the disses
Hotel? Trivago
@@mannysaint Leonidas definitely owned the opening but he lost when Chief did the wife and dissed him in the end
They should have done Kratos vs Master Chief. Not only 2 spartan video game heroes, but a PS exclusive vs Xbox exclusive. Works on so many levels.
Hate to break it to you my dude, but Halo 1 and 2 and even better Halo Custom edition has been on pc long before valve made even steam. So not so exclusive at all.
@@Alpha-106 they were different versions made by different companies
@@Alpha-106 gow is on pc too
@@lorenzorinaldi5791 regardless it is still mister playstation vs the face of xbox.
pov: vista version of halo
"SPARTANS! LET'S START THIS!!!"
So much hype from that line, it's been stuck in my head recently for the past few days.
He was speaking of his 1952 Chevy truck, which needed a push downhill so you could pop the clutch and get it going.
Cupcom5
Right??
"SHOW THIS PETTY OFFICER WHO'S THE HARDEST!"
Slend
BIGGEST MISTAKE THAT YOUVE EVER MADE!
I’LL TOSS YOU LIKE A FRAG GRENADE
@@dmod3350 ill stomp you in the face my sandals enraged
A great insult nobody mentioned was the Master Chief line"they built a monument to my sins" and "your the soldier they need you to be" this is a reference to the Halo campaign achievement when you complete the campaign on the hardest you get the "they built a monument to my sins" but when you complete it on easy you get the achievement "the soldier they need you to be" Chief is implying hes a pro and Leonidas is a noob
Edit:Thinking about this Chief definetly won this one with the hunchback line, its pretty dissapointing for Leonidas and his men to be killed by someone who was suppose to be thrown over the cliff or not "top tier"
🤯
ChinUpKingCrownMightSlip Holy shit, I only beat 3 on like normal or something, so amazing find!!!
In a cutscene of halo 2 the gravemind says that he's the monument of chief sins
Ok boomer/google
You have not only passed great knowledge, but shown yourself as a true HALO veteran; the Keeper of Achievements.
Who else is just binge watching ERB
Allan Ambrose yesss
The real question is: who isn't?
One Punch101 I am. Still can't decide which battle is my favourite. Maybe THOR V Zeus, Bruce Lee Eastwood and Trump V Hillary
Hadi D I think my favorite was Hanible lecter vs Jack the ripper
Dang it my brain says binging time 🤦🏻♂️
11 years later, and I still have this memorized. Iconic. I forgot how hard this slaps.
Same bro. I used to watch this one and Hitler vs Vader all the time as a kid 🤣 memorised every line verse for verse.
If you have it memorized, how can you forget how hard it slaps?
Me too! I'm kinda glad I'm not the only person who has this memorized lmao
the guy who's ' initials are literally "MC" clearly came more prepared.
Mine are too
@@marcoscabezolajr.8408 awesome
@@marcoscabezolajr.8408 Seu nome é engraçado
"so why not just, Head Chief or something?"
"just trust me I need it to be Master"
Albert E can defeat the chief then
This needs a sequel, like the Vader and Hitler one.
E. M. Can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
Doomguy vs Master Chief
There's enough content in the Halo franchise to write rhymes for master chief. But I don't think there is enough additional material for leonidas.
This needs a sequel, like the Vader and Hitler one.
This ones better than Hitler/Vader 2 and 3
"A monument to all your sins" - Legendary Difficulty Achievement. "I am a legend"
"The soldier we need you to be" - Normal Difficulty Achievement.
Master Chief just called Leonidas a freakin normie, I'm so done XDDDDDD
And that's where Chief won the battle imo.
Yeah, I read the top comment too...
omfg i never noticed that that is sooooo fuckin' lit
plus the spartans were gay and pedophile lmao
Maaan, I'm so glad someone else noticed.
Master Chief came up from the hole using a “super bounce”, it was a common glitch in halo 2 that flung you high up in the air. I love how many detailed references these battles have!
@Crazy Introvert T-Girl chief has never had a jetpack
@@Dctctx Has one in Halo 4, the trailer for which (featuring the jetpack) premiered 6 months before this video.
Also, he might've been lifted by a pelican or some other vehicle not shown.
@@Resi1ience I always liked to imagine Chief was getting flown up by Foehammer, which is how "Attack On The Control Room" started in Halo CE.
@@forestpuha5048foehammer was dead long before he donned this suit
watching this in 2016...still a great classic
Right👌🏻👌🏻
***** completely agree
I know to bad it's two minutes
ik right
shure is
'My trigger finger is itching'
Pulls out his middle finger xD
+Suq Maidic no its not you can easily trek because you can see the thumb curl up next to it as he puts his finger up.
+Suq Maidic Yep i finally saw that thankx to u😊
+jason tsang You are right alright :D
+Sloppy Seal I paused the video just to check XD
the perfect way to flip someone off.
8 years after watching this millions of times I just realized “they should have thrown your lines over the cliff because they’re sickly” is a reference to the weak children being thrown off cliffs. Always noticing new things!
But you know that this was just a myth.Actually there was Tirtaios a Spartan poet that was born blind.Furthermore the great Spartan king and general Agisilaos had one leg shorter.
Bruh I’m just realizing that thank you it made me laugh
They were actually not thrown off of cliffs... they mere most likely placed in forests to fend for themselves
And the reference to '' Greek and putting lyrics up his ass'' Is because the Sacred band of Thebes were homosexuals and overally, the Greeks were pretty bisex
But you joined TH-cam 6 years ago
10 years old and still one of the best ERBs
Lara croft (tomb raider) vs Nathan drake (uncharted) with an appearance of Indiana jones
Nathan Drake would win with his sarcastic comments.
This needs to fuckin happen
i think it should be a luck or missfortune (both of them [charachters] had both of them [adjective]) battle.
+DawsonCat6252//(^._.^) ha yes
Uhm yes please
2018 needs ERB
Kristen2K16 no it doesn't
yes, yes it does.
Kristen2K16 yeah i miss them
Meh. . .*inhales. . we need them back
Kristen2K16 I couldnt agree more
6 years and still my favorite..
BAM same
I agree
Don't u mean THIIIISSSS ISSUES GGRRRREEEEECCCEEEE
SAME I LOVE IT
Same, maybe because it was the first one I ever watched haha
10 years later still a classic
Hell yeah
Ong 🥺
best line: 300 asses need a kickin, give more t-bags than lipton
i just understood that, ima lie down down
Alex T gamiese
Lol yea it was
Alex T not even a chirp, tbh it was one of the worst verses
no it wasnt. the worst was "but your too much of a bitch to show your face" cause master cheif shows his face many times. just not to the camera
While you and your companions
Were all camping in a canyon
I took a campaign to your house
And showed your queen my plasma cannon.
Damn that's good.
plasma cannon means dick right?
+Javan Powell yeah XD
+Alex Herrick I thought so XD
I fucking love that whole verse it's just so awesome but wouldn't it be a rocket launcher since he's human, I know it doesn't rhyme but yknow
+Alex Herrick I love Your picture! I love Adventure Time.
am i the only one that watched this at its release and still watch it regularly
Nope!
+The Gaming Dire nope!
+The Gaming Dire probably
nope
No
Every now and then i go on an ERB binge and this one always suprises me. I dont know why but i always forget how smooth the flow is in this one till it starts. The backing is so good too
Okay everything after "300 asses need a kicking..." won Master Chief the battle.
Raphael More teabags than Lipton.
Leonidas already won before he said a word.
Master Chief won
Mc for the win
***** forgot ur armour is hard but my abs are harder
Shit 9 years ago.. remember it like it was yesterday 😂
Omg they liked ur comment
Ong dog
@@yourdaddy8939 You are Gay
Same here.
Shit would be 11 years now
Here are my ideas:
1) Princess Leia vs Princess Peach
2) Sonic vs the flash
3) Martin Freeman vs Morgan Freeman
4) Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones
5) Captain America vs Iron Man
6)OR Samus Aran vs Tony Stark
Joshua Kent nice I like those
#3 should interrupted by Gordon Freeman
#1 should feature Zelda herself too
Scout vs Tracer rap battle
Joshua Kent shrek vs donkey
I like how during Leonidas's verse, horns, drums and chanting are used, representing the instruments used by ancient spartans.
During Chief's verse, synths, heavier drums and techno-beats are used, representing more futuristic instruments - since Halo takes place in the 26th century.
which is weird because halo's actual soundtrack makes virtually no use of synths and is mainly orchestra.
@@beebfajeejyfr
He won
Well that and also the square synths probably are there to give it a video game flavour
"Give more teabags than Lipton,"
Huh
Imagine that
Was the best line in all ERB's so far....... lol
"Give more teabags than Lipton" After a while wouldn't your balls just fall off? I mean, that's a lot.
Asa Hunte He said Stick! Not Shove! you musta been SUUUUPER TURNED
Well I apologize for not paying that comment such close attention as u did jay halo
Not really
.
For some reason I can just hear Leonidas saying "Tonight, we rhyme in hell!"
Also they do realize Leonidas pulling a This is Sparta on Chief would result in a broken leg right?
+CAPTAINPRICE79 his abs are harder
SO TRUE
CAPTAINPRICE79 😂😂
no his abs are harder than his armor XD
Lets Compare
Who's Real? Leonidas.
Who didn't need a gun to kill? Leonidas.
Who won the rap battle? Leonidas.
chief dosent need a gun either
Then do tell me why he uses one?
And do tell me how good he can fight without a gun. Leonidas Won, End of discussion.
He uses it for the same reason everybody who has a gun uses it. also chief is superhuman and has an energy sword
Leonidas died and killed for his country.
Leonidas led the Spartans into victory about every time. Leonidas doesn't need superpowers to fight, he fights with his own power, and doesn't use any artificial garbage to save his ass.
um okay dude im just sayin he has more than guns
It's been 9 years and Master Chief's first verse is still the hardest thing I've ever heard get spit. Straight Fiya 🔥🔥🔥
"Give more teabags than Lipton"
LOL
best line in the whole thing
+uqusas one of the best in the series!
Yeah XD
Best line
One verse each is nowhere near enough. This needs a remake
+HappySlappy Cortana says you're Greek.
+jonmina123 ..........I'm not lying here but when i read ur comment it said " Cortona says your Greek" at the same time.....................
A: They had 2 verses each.
B: If this gets a remake, so does Mozart vs Skrillex, Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros., Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs, and Moses vs Santa Claus.
The "if x gets y, then a, b, c, and d needs y as well" argument is a logical fallacy.
TheWise One It's the internet. Who needs logic?
Give more teabags than Lipton. Brilliant
Give
than*
WYLD give more teabags than Lipton fool
lol
The crisp twizzler Happy?
"300 asses need a kickin"
The thing is he could most likely solo 300 Spartans according to the Halo Lore lol
I mean yeah he has a gun They are Spartan armor super human strength
And leonidas has ABS
@@The_real_fbi meh, the state he fought for had lots of pedophilia going on
I mean, yeah? Not exactly a fair fight considering Chief has armor that naturally has shielding, boosts his strength, is a superhuman, and y'know...has a gun.
bro what? spartans are normal soldiers WHO WERE RELEVANT MILLITARILY 2500 YEARS AGO with advanced training, while Chief has a GUN.
OF COURSE he would win
Gordon Freeman VS Chell
Gordon:................................................................. . . . . . . . . .. . . .:::::: ................ . ..
Chell:...................:::..... .. . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . ........ ....... . .. .
Gordon:....................................... ...... .. .. . ........::::::::::::::::::
+MultiBloxy Actually i think the battle would be cool if they made it something like this: All the noises of the Grav gun mixed in one beat and all the noises of the portal gun mixed in one beat
+MultiBloxy what about G-Man vs G.L.A.D.O.S
none Ah yes now that would be awesome.
+MultiBloxy Gordon Freeman VS Morgan Freeman
JanoschNr1 I know.But if you make her talk in something people don't like it.
Both had such awesome disses, they both win. The end.
Chief
Na chief
viperpit and you must be a special kind of intelligent person lol what a joke
viperpit but how original if nothing ever original hmm
viperpit I prefer to come unique
I think the Spartan won this one
... Corvo won
+The Redstoner they are both spartans
Yuta M that's the joke...
***** can i get that one in English?
Their both Spartans
10 years later to the day, still the best rap battle ever done
facts
Thor vs Zeus: Hold my beers
Context: Thor is very famous for his alcohol consumption lol
Tell that to "Rasputin vs. Stalin"
@@raymondjones7423 hell no bro. It’s been 11 years and I still remember every line verse for verse from this rap battle
Since the Queen pretty much confirmed Master Chief's line about seeing his plasma cannon, she should have been dancing with him at the end instead! Then we'd know who the real winner was.
cheeseburger12 And have Chief’s pose do exactly what Leonidas was doing.
Yeah leonidas lost at that point. Lol
Yeah but it was an actual plasma cannon. Masterchief just keeps it holstered in a wierd place.
Yeah but Leonidas his wife actually did cheat on him canonly so the it makes sens
@Shadow bolt haseo It was for aid though, nor infidelity.
No one:
Absolutely nothing:
My brain at 3am: SPARTANS, LETS START THIS
SHOW THIS PETTY OFFICER WHO'S THE HARDEST
Same brother!!
😂
I'LL TOSS YOU LIKE A FRAG GRENADE
@@centphilipjumawan4560 THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Still one of the best battles of all time
so true
Yep
cause this is sparta!!!
more like because
300 asses need a kickin
get more tea bags than lipton
why dont ya quit your bitchin
my trigger finger's itchin
thats so fkin catchy
Oh yeah
"I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns"*flexes muscles*
Such a stupid line and I love it so much, constantly on my head 😂😂
Chief won.Nuff said.
Yea
Yes
Yes
yep gamer over watcher
TrustFungus read the books, because the halo games can't put a spartan like he realy is because it's a game....if the videogame would give the player the habilities that chief has, the game would be soo easy to finish and would not have success
"a hunchback with down syndrome" LMAO Savagery can't stop watching
master chief a savage
+Morgan Bulley lol, me when I heard that
(⌐■_■)
(☉_☉)
"He's gonna get so many haters"
+Michael Vla Actually*
I was correcting your spelling.
i love that part
Leonidas existed and he acually was a real spartan warrior so he won !!
master chief is only a creation for a videogame just like Mario or Snake....
That's not how rap works...
No....just no...
your a special kind of stupid
Jon Colwell There are rules for choose the winner? I always thought one person could choose the winner based on any reason... and for me (and many people now I'm seeing the comments) the fact that a character actually existed gives him an advantage.
moorebear1 insult and give no argument? I think you are the stupid here. Look we all have our favorites characters and our reasons to choose, but when you insult me I have to answer about the insult and not about the rap battle, and that's not the point .so just leave the comments if the only thing you do is insult other people
MORE TEA BAGS THEN LIPTON!!!
*_Smashes a cup against my abs_*
_"I feel like a true Spar-.."_
_".....That wound doesn't look good.."_
*_"Help"_*
((XD But Spartans wore the best armor there, hell their shield tech was more advanced than that in the iron age and can cause more blunt trauma then most car crashes or even small expolsions, that's how good that thing was on the battle field))
Ganondorf The Dark Lord They didn't wear any armor than there shield and helmet actually.
Ganondorf The Dark Lord No they did not, In fact I have not even watched the movie 300, everything was recorded on scrolls and such back then, and it's proven they did NOT have a lot of armor. Athens had a lot of armor, sparta had hardly any.
_In reality Spartan Hoplites wore a Bronze helmet, Bronze chestplate, they had a short sword and a spear, bronze greaves and a large chield. The ones in Athens literally had one thing more on their armor. So you are quite wrong. You want to know which army sucked to most when it comes to clothes and armor ? The Persians._
I tryed that I got to spend a night in the icu and got a surgery ha top that 😏
"They shoulda thrown your rhymes of the cliff, because they're sickly"
Daug i read this as soon as he said it 😂
"You will not enjoy this but it will be over quickly"
"I would look you in the eyes, but you're to much of a bitch to show you're face!"
This line is actually a throwback to when real Spartans used to throw their babies off cliff if they were sick . Another nice historical touch form erb .
i need to thank you because i didnt really noticed this and mainly what it means:)
Leonidas' Score:
Lyricism (8/10)
Strong wordplay and references to Spartan culture. Lines like “toss you like a frag grenade” are clever, but some could be more original.
Delivery (8/10)
Confident and powerful tone, fitting for a king. The rhythm is strong, though it could use a bit more variation.
Rebuttals (7/10)
Effective counters, especially regarding Chief's fans and living conditions, but some lines lack punch.
Presence (9/10)
Commanding presence, channeling the spirit of a warrior. Strong stage charisma makes him engaging.
Total for Leonidas: 32/40
Master Chief's Score:
Lyricism (9/10)
Clever lines, especially the play on initials spelling “MC” and references to Halo lore. Strong creativity throughout.
Delivery (9/10)
Smooth flow with a confident, assertive style. The delivery feels impactful and matches the intensity of the battle.
Rebuttals (8/10)
Solid responses, particularly the lines about Spartan weaknesses and clever jabs at Leonidas’ plan. Strong counterattacks.
Presence (8/10)
Charismatic presence, though slightly less commanding than Leonidas. Still effectively engages the audience.
Total for Master Chief: 34/40
Master Chief Wins! 34/32
Why does no one react to EpicLloyd in a diaper?
That is the best part
untill 0:40 Leonidas already pwned Master chief so its like game over then xD
u emty headed men fucker hi fly back up end pwnd leonides
How? He flew out with his jet pack. MC win
Sharky Richardson master chef got teabag 1000 time in that rap battle xD,
KazeDemon Master Chief*** Master Chef is a amazing cook i assume C:
animaljammer 1660 well maybe master chief is great cook as well :p
Even seven years later this is still my favorite
I regularly come back for this one, Zeus vs Thor, and Sherlock Holmes vs Batman.
This was the first song I heard by ERB in Middle School
@@evanbarrows2413 Same, I was in the 8th grade when this came out
Our lord has spoken
R/unexpectedjojo
“Showed your queen my plasma canon!” In the new Halo show I’d believe it’s true
you can say that again
It took me until today to realize how deeply roasted he was the second his wife acknowledged the plasma cannon line.
"Sorry Leonidas. His is better."
Lol
This is what Spartans get for not keeping women in their place like Athens.
i dont need firepower when im rocking these guns
I read your comment right when Leonidis said it
+The Butter Beast Me 2 omg O.O
+Lenny same... '¿'
Give more tea bags than lipton
Ok well scorpion please
So how's those guns now
"They built a monument to my sins"
This line is absolute mastery!
True Halo Fan if you know that line
Shoulda have Gravemind sand down Leonidas' ass lmfao
Care to explain?
@@PortalBreaker. Look up the Gravemind Scene from halo 2 anniversary
Very mad scene
@@PortalBreaker. Basically gravemind (the entity that controls the flood) said that he was a monument to the sins of master chief
Im guessing he was saying that he was like, karma incarnate or smth idk
The forerunners were advanced humans and they fought the flood before humanity became a thing. So him saying he’s a monument to his sins means he’s literally made out of forerunner flesh
Love how Chief’s ending lines are threats of a fight. Leonidas can brag all he wants but if it was an actual fight he’d be toast whether he had 300 Spartans or 3000.
Wow really so you are telling me a guy wearing a futuristic armoured exoskeleton capable of giving its wearer superhuman capabilities, is durable enough to shrug of a tank shell at close range, along with highly advanced automated future weaponary would beat a guy in a loin cloth and a spear....what a shocker.
How about Master chief take off all this sh*t, drop the guns and fight 300 spartans using just just a spear and see how he gets on. 😂
@@guyverjay1289 He'd still win lmao
@@libertyprime3827 - 🤡
@@guyverjay1289 He'd still destroy them
@@masterchiefpettyofficer1176 - master chief would get his eyes stabbed out eventually and then he'd be easy pickings bro
That moment when you're watching the video in 144p and it starts buffering
Ripperino
xD yeah 69 likes to o0o
wATCHING THIS IN 2017, STILL THE BEST RAP BATTLE OF ALL OF EM!
Thunder Wave totally agree dude I watch this almost everyday is so good and Master Chief won definitely
Yeah, Master Chief smashed it xD Its so awsome :P
Elliott Menona Leonidas
Thunder Wave Leonidas
Yeah he got smashed
Plz make a second won this needs to continue it isn't over yet
Sorry another one
SlenderBoss02 yes!!!
Mr. Clean Up46
yo
please add a 2 one
yesssss
“You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly…”
One of the greatest ERB bars to this day
I never knew this was a reference to the movie 300 until I recently watched it
OK at the very start of this video Leonidas does something to bother anyone who knows of the spartan culture, He throws away his shield, to lose your shield in their culture is the biggest Disgrace possible.
Also, You're the solder they need you to be. Who needs him to be, He is the king, the leader, the top. If anything He is the solder he needs him to be.
Way to suck the fun out of this video
Cool story bro, changed my life.
really? background crap? not saying its not interesting but, really? this is rap, nobody cares about history
If it wasn't for history we wouldn't be the country we are today. History is very important to know about and josh is totally correct
Master Chief: Even my intials spell MC
Me: *Minecraft*
also you: Unfunny
Dude nice one
Master chief : dude....uncool
the mc in mc ride stands for minecraft
Microphone Controller!
bruh gamer moment
When you heard " 300 asses need kicking, give more teabags than Lipton" you know who won.
Leonidas??? because there is no other way
Jose Tomas Muñoz Atria Master Chief won that with that last sentence imo :P
When I first heard " I took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon" I cracked the fuck up. That was soooo halarious. Who knew he was a master at rapping
I lost my shit when Master Chief said that XD
Leonidas won.
1:25
rewatching after so long I try to learn lyrics again but bust out laughing at "More teabags then Lipton.Come on Quit your Bi**hing my trigger finger itching"
Rick & Morty VS Marty & Doc Brown.
OR
Alien Queen(Resurrected Riply) VS Zerg Queen (Kerrigan)
Maybe comment ideas on a video that's not 4 years old?
I have posted this comment on every ERB video, many of them have 50-100+1's.
*LITERALLY, I mean EVERY single one.*
Maybe not be a douche?
Zoid Tron And we don't need to listen to your bitching
EpochDeus How was he being a douche
EpochDeus Rick and Morty vs Doctor who and whoever the assistant is
Chief won that one lol
who do you guys think won?
Treble Scratch I agree - Both Leonidas and Jessie are awesome!
Gert Madsen who the fuck is jessie
The guy who is Leonidas in the rapbattle. Him and his girlfriend have a youtube channel.
MC won because of the line: I give more teabags than lipton. I was like OHHHHH burnn
"Give more teabags than Lipton"
Jeez... Why u have to fire shots at Lipton?
VXandriuX1 Gaming no shots were fired you dipshit idiot.
Eugene Sagan it’s a joke.
I enjoyed this one Master Chief has some great lines.
"were all camping in a canyon" has so many meanings behind it.
Woah. Cuz their greek.
Based on the rap quality itself: Master chief: 1
Based on the lore and badassness of Leonidas: Leonidas: 9001
Leonidas won.
No it's other way around. As much as I like halo, Leonids had better raps but MC is stronger better etc
Based on lore, the Master Chief is definitely more badass in every way haha just read up on the Halo books, you'll agree ;)
halo has more lore and in comment for master chief it has 300 likes for chief in that comment for this one it is only 13 HA puny master chief killed gods and armys and all who fights him there is no way leo could take him down leo is badass CHIEF IS A BIGGER BADASS HELL YEAH xD
VENOM GAMING he is fake
Stratos Zacharias so what so of these are mythological characters or fiction. So if these all the people were real including master cheif (who may happen in the future) there would be no contest in these battles
"i don't need firepower when i'm rocking..." DEEZ NUTS HAH GADIM
The first clever comment in this comment section.
Thats so old i punched myself in the face
+crimson X XD mainly i was lmao this whole video X)
I can't....claw out my eyes....fast enough
You win!
A little Bit to late, but THIS IS SPARTA
YEEEE HELL YA LEZ GOO
Rufus Sewell THAZ IAZ SPARTA!!!!!! Lol
Rufus Sewell never to late
a little bit your 4 years late and that movie is old and it sucks
Alex Rios That movie is great
How was this 10 fucking years ago!??!?!?!
This
Is
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
kiley lawrence
YOU KNOW I WAS HAVING NORMAL DAY BEFORE I SAW THIS.
Be careful with these jokes. You will be laughing past the point of no return.
BRUH
come on... before making a joke, think of all the people who don't get this.
think of me
This has 300 likes, don't mess it up!
Please take in mind not everyone gets this.
That's all I ask of you.
Anyone else here in 2020 just reliving the golden days when this was the peak of youtube?
Me
It still is the peak of TH-cam
Guilty as charged.
Me
2021 here boiiiii
Guilty lmao
I DON'T NEED FIRE POWER WHEN I'M ROCKING THESE GUNS
Dan Roach I disagree mc won when he said showed your queen my plasma cannon
nice peter
that was the best line he said
more teg bagging then Lipton 😂😂😂
my fav part
12 years ago.... I remember watching this and then playing BO2 😂
"Too much of a bitch to show your face." I'm giving this one to Le.
That is so true because in the game halo 4 he doesn't show his face, we'll all have to wait for the next one
Zike Gladion Leonidas, happy? Can't even abbreviate without someone bitching. Fanboy much?
Time to have a pointless argument online just because. -_-
AGREED
DiamondRug The legendary ending shows part of his face
I'm pretty sure that Leonidas won considering he ACTUALLY died for his country.
Not country. City-states.
True
Even tho he did many others have, id have to give this one to chief, but he still did good. :P
dying for your country is honourable mastercheif lost the first 17 years of his childhood
And master chief fights for his WORLD
Straight fire. Was fun to watch. Great video
"They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly,
You will not enjoy this
_But it will be over quickly"_
Chief *instantly* won with those lines.
+The Guy "I would look you in the eyes,
But your too much of a *BITCH TO SHOW YOUR FACE* "
This takes all of Master Chief's Lines, and shits on them.
+SunDragon Bro no it don't he's in armor thats why he isn't showing his face dumbass.
animeprobefan Oh yea sorry that you don't understand that that Line wasn't entirely literal, but actually referencing to how iconic His Helmet is and because of that he would never take it off, yet says it and uses it as him being possibly multiple things, one i believe he implies as him being a bitch as in Halo 5 i believe, if you beat the game on legendary he actually does take it off, but doesn't show his face implying multiple things that Leonidas in the rap battle uses and picks only negative ones that could have been implied. Which is why one that he possibly meant by that was him being a bitch as when he finally does take it off and doesn't show his face, it could mean he has something to hide (not being literal of course but for someone like you with your caliber of a mind and thinking process i just had to note). So yea, i'm the idiot, i find that extremely ironic.
+SunDragon Bro Now that Chief has taken off his helmet in the games, is this line even relevant anymore? I say the games because Master Chief's face has been seen before in other mediums.
+The Guy I have to agree he beat him with that line
Jake from statefarm vs. flo from progressive
YES
WHOA WHY HAS THIS NOT HAPPENED YET???
YES. JUST YES.
ikr
+TC Gaming yeeeeessss