I've been polygraphed four or five times in regard to a felony theft at my (then) place of employment. This was in Illinois; by law you can get a copy of your results once the report is written. The first two (by a private firm) resulted in a pair of detectives leaning hard on me, accusing me of lying and then lying themselves. I gave them no traction and no confession. The next two or three were administered by the sheriff's department in house specialist. They pulled out all the stops: wash hands, shoes off, no watch allowed, and conducted in a locked interrogation room. Those sessions lasted hours, with the deputies often leaving for long period of time. The heat was jacked up, then the A/C blasted. Again I was accused of lying and told I failed the tests. Again they got nothing; I hadn't done it, and I had no solid idea who had. I received the reports about two weeks after the cops did. I had registered ZERO lies, but a lot of "inconclusives," even about some random things. Polygraphs are first and foremost an interrogation tool used to bully you into giving up information or confessing. Don't ever confess to something you didn't do.
@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699 As I said in my originial post, I hadn't done it, and until much later I had no idea who had. They found the idiot only because he bragged about getting away with it. Then the idiot "detectives" followed the huge trail of financial breadcrumbs he had plainly left.
Well, to be fair, a lie detector test is really just meant to detect nervousness, and based upon the answer and how anxious the person is, the administers make an educated guess.
@@storm_fling1062plus intrusive thoughts is a thing, especially for adhd spectrum, random thoughts can just suddenly pop up and completely change your mood accordingly
Nervous sure. But normal people react differently when telling lies or telling truth. Like the video state, it's depends on the examiner and the one being examined.
@@storm_fling1062this is true. Polygraphs are pseudoscience and NOT accurate lies detectors. Don’t listen to police or polygraph “experts” who have their livelihoods riding on these machines. They are more accurate than flipping a coin, but their primary purpose nowadays is as an interrogation technique to intimidate suspects. This rides on the suspect’s belief that they are valid ways to detect deception, which they absolutely are not
I took polygraph tests every 7 years for work. My favorite question was: Have you ever paid money for sex? I always answered "I bought my wife a house" 😂
@liamwynne566 a little bit. It's basically to determine how susceptible a person is to getting blackmailed into giving up classified information. I only had to answer that question 3 times in my career, and I always said the same thing because it was true. 😁
The get drunk technique is not 100% useful not only because it doesn't work but so when some people get drunk the end up saying things to honestly or don't pay attention to what is said
It's so easy to beat the test. All his "techniques" are ridiculous. To beat the test, if they ask if you robbed a store on Sunday night, and you actually did, you need to stay calm the whole time, when you get asked the question, simply imagine yourself on Sunday night being home watching a movie or doing some activity you enjoy that relaxes you. Turn every question into something you imagine you really did, and believe it. You have to believe it. That's how you beat this test. These "tricks" are pointless. What was the point of this? He says he will give tips but none work. And who's gonna let you take a test drunk? As if they wouldn't notice.
@@davidt8087 So basically, gaslight yourself. Yeah, no, easy on paper, hard in reality for the majority of people to do that in the environment you're being tested at, with those in authority in front of you, with what you're being accused of, the fear of failing, etc. People's anxiety goes high. If you're someone who's cool and collect, have experience with these kinda things, and can gaslight yourself, I'm sure it's easy.
@@RemedieX idk why you call it gaslighting myself. I can do it well but thsys because I'm 30 and have spent my time always somehow thinking or imagining things or simulating reality or alternate realities in PERFECT DETAIL in my mind 24/7. I have a well trained mind, nothing gets past me. Most people aren't. They're insecure conformist copycat followers who just are desperate to fit in and have a few friends. So youre right most people can't do this ever. But if a lawyer with 3.7 million views on this channel can't have a good way to cheat tbe system, then he isn't that intelligent
@@NotAdachiPeople it works though. It depends on you perspective..you have to treat the event like it's absolutely real. Most humans don't have the mental discipline to be able to accomplish this task, including yourself, so what happens when this realization occurs to people, is that they get angry, or doubt, or become skeptical, and think it's impossible and scoff. But id recommend if youre forced into a lie detector test, never try these 3 RIDICULOUS "ideas"
Can I just say that Mike is the FUNNIEST person ever! I love watching these videos because I know I will leave knowing so many things I didn't before, and that I will have a smile on my face the entire time while watching! Keep doing your amazing work Mike!
As someone who had to take a test a long time ago (not at a police station or anything like that) they are most definitely beatable. They have to tell you the questions before you take them so you don't create brain activity anticipating the question and throw off the test. Study the questions and lie to yourself until you convince yourself you're telling the truth. If you can't do that, listen to the questions carefully. Example "Did you write a naughty word on the wall is completely different than did you write naughty words on the wall" One is singular, and one is plural. Remind yourself to stay calm. Control your breathing with deep calm breaths.
Well, Veronica Merrell took a test administered by him, and when asked by her twin if she was dating Aaron, she answered yes in a way that it made the system read it as a lie. We all know Ronron is real. Dom Brack was also administered a test by John. Sofie asked Dom if he cheated on a girl, he said no and it came out true. However, he ended up cheating on Sofie. Therefore, his tests have been fooled before
My first full length Law By Mike video... I hope its a good one!! The unhinged ness made this absolutely worth my 14 minutes, Mike being drunk is the best thing I've seen the entire day.
This is my first ever video (not counting shorts) I watched from Mr. LawbyMike and I think I chose the right one to be my first. Very detailed, informative and the perfect addition of comedic relief to not easily bore the average human (aka me). Thank you for everything you do LbM and Happy Holidays!
The lie detector info is great but I'm far more interested in Mike's ability to Thanos snap out of an awkward situation. Is it possible to learn this power?
That is an insult to Mike, he actually is a legal expert. Bull Nye is a fool who pretends to be. I do give Bill props for getting kids interested in science.
This is why I’m not increasing my clearance to ts/sci w/poly. The failure of the polygraph is that although the data is useful it essentially tries to say that changes in these determine truth or lie. “Have you ever committed SA?” Could have a similar reading from a lying perpetrator as the victim of SA. Polys are trash
A detective did everything he could to get me to take one. My dad used to be a military Police officer and told me nope don't touch it. It can only hurt you and they will charge you. And yup I asked and they FINALLY admitted I had to pay. And then to told my boss to lie to me and tell me that he would pay for it but then to take it out of my paycheck. Little did he realize that my Russian boss hates corrupt police of any kind he wasn't going to risk his business for this detectives pride. He was so pissed that I said no, the detective not my boss
I beat a polygraph test when I was 20 years old. The test was part of the interview process for a large chain of stores (no longer in existence) which sold men's clothes. I happened to have been studying and practicing biofeedback techniques to control breathing and to develop calmness at will since I was 16. I lied during the test in response to questions that were too personal. During the whole test I used biofeedback. The results of the polygraph were that my answers were 100% true. Another part of the interview process was a long questionnaire which asked the same questions in a different way throughout the hundreds of questions to be answered. I happened to be taking psychology courses in college and had just studied the Firo-B questionnaire technique which is exactly what was used in the company's interview questionnaire. So, of course I recognized every repetitive question phrased in a different way. When I was hired the manager said that I'd had the highest score on both tests that they had ever seen.😂 During my time there as a sales person I rose to the top 10% of salespeople in the nation for their chain because I was honest with the customers. Never told them things looked good when they didn't or tried to sell them items that were not the best for them. I think my success due to honesty was a bit ironic since I was given that lie detector test and lied. ☺️ Passing that lie detector test has always been a small thing that I've been proud of because it seemed ridiculous to have to take it for a retail job in a mall and I knew that, if I was hired, I wouldn't be stealing anything. Power of the mind, all of our minds, was proven to me that day.
I once took a polygraph test for a job, and I have no idea how I passed it. I was asked if I consume drugs. I said no, but in my mind I was like of course, multiple times every day. coffee is technically a drug, so I technically use drugs each time I consume coffee. I was asked if I stole from my previous employer. I said no, but as it happens, I once left work like a minute or two early. in my mind, there is no doubt that is stealing ( getting paid for 8h and working 7h58' ) I was asked if I like to gamble. I said no, and yeah, I never bet money, but I absolutely love to bet on stuff (with 0 stakes) to the point that I'm a bit obsessed with probabilities and odds, even if it's just for fun, I definitely love doing it. So yeah, in the end I think I got those needles moving all over the place at all times, and I think that's how they couldn't tell when I was lying and when not, so they gave me pass. also, for the calibration questions, like what's your name, how old are you, I Imagined in my mind that I was lying to those as well, (even if I didn't) and even imagined how I'd get in a heap of trouble because I lied. this way, they couldn't get an accurate "base line" of when I'm telling the truth
Can u help the musicians in Seattle? I heard the guy who ran the spot , did not allow visitors to film or take pictures of these stranded Musicians.😮😮😮
@LawByMike. I took, passed, and lied through my teeth on around half of a polygraph for employment as a civilian for a law enforcement agency over a decade ago. Would you say say it was bad equipment, a not so good tested, or do I need to seek professional help? I would like to point out at that time in my , no longer, i was an habitual liar
Polygraphs are NOT accurate at detecting lying or deception. Don’t listen to police or polygraph “experts” who swear by their validity; their very livelihood often depends on the false perception that these machines work. There are several ways to beat a polygraph, some of which have been so effective, some polygraphers have adjusted their tests to counter. Conversely, innocent people can fail polygraphs - being nervous/anxious, ESPECIALLY when being asked a confronting question about a serious crime, is natural and common and boom you can fail. The primary use for polygraphs these days is as an interrogation technique to intimidate suspects into a confession. This technique relies on the false perception by a suspect that polygraphs are accurate lie detectors. Unfortunately, some police officers actually do believe in their validity. This just makes them worse investigators. There are many many instances where guilty suspects are ruled out by passing a polygraph, and innocent ones are charged for failing. I cannot stress enough how useless polygraphs are at detecting deception at anywhere close to a reliable rate.
As someone who was required to pass a polygraph, I can attest they are 100% beatable and pseudoscience. The way is quite simple, go into the test tuely believing it is fake science that does not detect lies, only bodily activity, and bite your toungue durring the preliminary questions you are suppose to lie about (not going to use a tac, that's way to much pain for what is needed). Truely believing the test can't detect lies allows you you stay calm, and biting your tongue during the preliminary lies makes the test giver think you are far more reactive to lieing then you actualy are. The combonation of these helps mello out your lies and limit the bodily responses you may have. If you are worried you might fail, you likely will. That means you have not truely accepted in your mind that the test is bullshit that can be easily gamed.
I took those before, and there been a situation that it said I failed, which it was impossible. And most of the time they lock me up. I have been up front, and about the breathing thing, I always stop breathing to make any word comes out. But I have witnesses to prove my honest, but never had a chance.
@NumberOneRated1997 Shorts Wars is an ARG here on TH-cam started by multiple Shorts creators. Mainly JonnyRazor, DannoCalDraws, BunDun, and Joe Caine, that lastvone commonly doing things with Mike. Long story short, in Season 2 which is going on rn, the heros need a lawyer, and people suspect it's Mike
I had to take a polygraph test for employment with Radio Shack in the early 80's. The guy giving the test looked like somebody from the Crypt - really freaky with a huge frown. I failed although I told the truth. He agreed to give me the test again and rephrased the questions. I passed. His personally completely changed and he put on a big grin. He enjoyed telling me about how the polygraph test work. I got the job. But if I ever had to take another test then I know for sure that I would not trust the results.
@@austinhernandez2716 i care! i care that an influencer lawyer i dont know personally wears panties! we could be wearing the same exact panties and we may never know! /j (not about me wearing panties though, i am wearing a cute pair of panties)
I’m still thinking about what will happen if I take strong sedatives and/or antipsychotics. Even in a mentally healthy person, this should probably drown out emotions and reactions well and maybe somehow disrupt the polygraph.
Surprised he didn't mention the most common technique (shown in one of Penn&Teller's BS episodes) which is the butt clench: tighten thighs, toes, and butt while being asked any of the questions, relax muscles as you answer. Another method you can combine with this is using yes/no questions is sing the same song in your head with the just the yes or no word then say the word audibly at the same point in the song each question. Both of these have you doing the same physical and mental strain for every question making it difficult to note if a deception was being done.
HEY Mike i have a video idea that you could break down, its the recent youtube drama blocking ad blockers, many people say its illegal for them to do it and that its taking away our privacy and i would love to see your opinion on it
Today was the first time I saw a proper video from him. Then I saw another. Does this guy have as many as three long videos? Only time and the algorithm will tell.
Hey Mike, I have a question about the law: if someone is fighting my friend and I were to defend my friend, it wouldn't be self-defense because I'm defending someone else, so how would that work
Ive taken the tests before. Many times the questions were gone over with me before hand and had to be reworked because they were, in my mind, ambiguous. Usually a polygraph is just yes and no questions. Just remember, everything is true, from a certain point of view.
Woof! So glad that government workers not part of these agencies are not tested by polygraph! I sent in a stack of papers in and gave fingerprints to apply for a Census Bureau job! It didn't pay as much as the mentioned jobs!
*goes inside of a company that keeps spam calling me* "hello, you finally came" "yes, im here for something." "for what?" "YOUR LIFE!" *signal cuts off*
The hillbilly knows where he is at all times. He knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is - whichever is greater - he obtains a difference or deviation. The chainsaw uses deviations to generate corrective commands to run the hillybilly from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position that he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is is now the position that he wasn't, and if follows that the position that he was is now the position that he isn't. In the event that the position that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the hillbilly is and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the chainsaw. However, the hillbilly must also know where he was. The chainsaw guidance motor scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the hillbilly has obtained, he is not sure just where it is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he know where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and its curve, which is called horrible hitbox.
What should I put to the test next?
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Love your acting
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You only watched the first 3 minutes of the video
@@irtimid4217 ?
@@irtimid4217 no?
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I've been polygraphed four or five times in regard to a felony theft at my (then) place of employment. This was in Illinois; by law you can get a copy of your results once the report is written.
The first two (by a private firm) resulted in a pair of detectives leaning hard on me, accusing me of lying and then lying themselves. I gave them no traction and no confession.
The next two or three were administered by the sheriff's department in house specialist. They pulled out all the stops: wash hands, shoes off, no watch allowed, and conducted in a locked interrogation room. Those sessions lasted hours, with the deputies often leaving for long period of time. The heat was jacked up, then the A/C blasted. Again I was accused of lying and told I failed the tests. Again they got nothing; I hadn't done it, and I had no solid idea who had.
I received the reports about two weeks after the cops did. I had registered ZERO lies, but a lot of "inconclusives," even about some random things.
Polygraphs are first and foremost an interrogation tool used to bully you into giving up information or confessing. Don't ever confess to something you didn't do.
Why didn't you tell them to f off when asked to do a polygraph?
@@119beaker Because my idiot department head would have fired me.
@@mbryson2899AHAHAHAHAHAHA CUCKED
Did you actually commit the theft tho?
@@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699 As I said in my originial post, I hadn't done it, and until much later I had no idea who had.
They found the idiot only because he bragged about getting away with it. Then the idiot "detectives" followed the huge trail of financial breadcrumbs he had plainly left.
We need more drunk Mike videos
lol
Drunk by Mike
YES
Why drunk famous people are get more fame
Ex: the drunk Magnus
@loop449 cuz it’s funny
The inventor said explicitly that it was inaccurate and not to be used to prosecute people
Yep, in fact the inventor dedicated much of his life to delegitimizing its use once it became popular
idk why i hadnt watched anything but the shorts
this is some fire content
More to come!
@@LawByMikewe need more of this
@@LawByMikethe first video I have watched on your channel and I like ot
I strongly agree. This is the first full video I've watched by Mike and I love it!
A lying lawyer? What else is new lol
This ain't new.
lawyers dont lie, they make the truth disappear
@@GenSecPLhe is being sarcastic
@@jakepaquette I know.
@@GenSecPL did you though?
Well, to be fair, a lie detector test is really just meant to detect nervousness, and based upon the answer and how anxious the person is, the administers make an educated guess.
And that's stupid, someone could be completely innocent and still nervous in these high stakes situations
@@storm_fling1062plus intrusive thoughts is a thing, especially for adhd spectrum, random thoughts can just suddenly pop up and completely change your mood accordingly
Nervous sure.
But normal people react differently when telling lies or telling truth.
Like the video state, it's depends on the examiner and the one being examined.
@@storm_fling1062this is true. Polygraphs are pseudoscience and NOT accurate lies detectors. Don’t listen to police or polygraph “experts” who have their livelihoods riding on these machines. They are more accurate than flipping a coin, but their primary purpose nowadays is as an interrogation technique to intimidate suspects. This rides on the suspect’s belief that they are valid ways to detect deception, which they absolutely are not
@@rauhillah3884not true
I took polygraph tests every 7 years for work. My favorite question was: Have you ever paid money for sex? I always answered "I bought my wife a house" 😂
Why the fuck would they ask you that?
@liamwynne566 it's standard for a "lifestyle" polygraph test for handling classified and/or compartmentalized information.
@@jeremyortiz2927 is that not weird though? Like, it's none of their business lol
@liamwynne566 a little bit. It's basically to determine how susceptible a person is to getting blackmailed into giving up classified information. I only had to answer that question 3 times in my career, and I always said the same thing because it was true. 😁
@@jeremyortiz2927I would say I bought A WIFE. I don’t have one and you can’t
The get drunk technique is not 100% useful not only because it doesn't work but so when some people get drunk the end up saying things to honestly or don't pay attention to what is said
It's so easy to beat the test. All his "techniques" are ridiculous. To beat the test, if they ask if you robbed a store on Sunday night, and you actually did, you need to stay calm the whole time, when you get asked the question, simply imagine yourself on Sunday night being home watching a movie or doing some activity you enjoy that relaxes you. Turn every question into something you imagine you really did, and believe it. You have to believe it. That's how you beat this test. These "tricks" are pointless. What was the point of this? He says he will give tips but none work. And who's gonna let you take a test drunk? As if they wouldn't notice.
@@davidt8087 So basically, gaslight yourself. Yeah, no, easy on paper, hard in reality for the majority of people to do that in the environment you're being tested at, with those in authority in front of you, with what you're being accused of, the fear of failing, etc.
People's anxiety goes high. If you're someone who's cool and collect, have experience with these kinda things, and can gaslight yourself, I'm sure it's easy.
@@RemedieX idk why you call it gaslighting myself. I can do it well but thsys because I'm 30 and have spent my time always somehow thinking or imagining things or simulating reality or alternate realities in PERFECT DETAIL in my mind 24/7. I have a well trained mind, nothing gets past me. Most people aren't. They're insecure conformist copycat followers who just are desperate to fit in and have a few friends. So youre right most people can't do this ever. But if a lawyer with 3.7 million views on this channel can't have a good way to cheat tbe system, then he isn't that intelligent
@@davidt8087So you beat the test by successfully lying to yourself. Oh yeah, that’s not gonna work for most.
@@NotAdachiPeople it works though. It depends on you perspective..you have to treat the event like it's absolutely real. Most humans don't have the mental discipline to be able to accomplish this task, including yourself, so what happens when this realization occurs to people, is that they get angry, or doubt, or become skeptical, and think it's impossible and scoff. But id recommend if youre forced into a lie detector test, never try these 3 RIDICULOUS "ideas"
Can I just say that Mike is the FUNNIEST person ever! I love watching these videos because I know I will leave knowing so many things I didn't before, and that I will have a smile on my face the entire time while watching! Keep doing your amazing work Mike!
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Is cannibalism still a crime if you are bald?
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@@AirmaskM ...............Huh????????
As someone who had to take a test a long time ago (not at a police station or anything like that) they are most definitely beatable. They have to tell you the questions before you take them so you don't create brain activity anticipating the question and throw off the test. Study the questions and lie to yourself until you convince yourself you're telling the truth. If you can't do that, listen to the questions carefully. Example "Did you write a naughty word on the wall is completely different than did you write naughty words on the wall" One is singular, and one is plural. Remind yourself to stay calm. Control your breathing with deep calm breaths.
Polygraph only tests if you are nervous, not if you are telling the truth.
Gaslighting yourself until beating the lie detector
No matter what we can never escape John The Lie Detector Guy 😂😂
Well, Veronica Merrell took a test administered by him, and when asked by her twin if she was dating Aaron, she answered yes in a way that it made the system read it as a lie. We all know Ronron is real. Dom Brack was also administered a test by John. Sofie asked Dom if he cheated on a girl, he said no and it came out true. However, he ended up cheating on Sofie. Therefore, his tests have been fooled before
@@paolotorres8537what bro
@@paolotorres8537pretty sure it’s been confirmed somewhere somewhen that John gives whatever answer his client wants
@@thisisforprivate that’s ridiculous, then Mike wouldn’t have used him as an example then.
Yeah he's been on OfflineTV as well 😂
“I’m not wearing woman underwear rn”. “That’s a lie” wow did him dirty 😭
LOL ANd “John… I’ve never pooped my pants-“ HELP IM DYING
LOLLL
0:04 had me dying 😂
Lol
Frfr
Omg 💀
I appreciate Mike’s effort in making this as entertaining as possible 😂
My first full length Law By Mike video... I hope its a good one!!
The unhinged ness made this absolutely worth my 14 minutes, Mike being drunk is the best thing I've seen the entire day.
11:44 “Have you ever pooped your pants” Mike “No” “That’s a lie” JOHN I HAVENT POOPED MY PANTS
146 gallons of milk? How many children has Mike abandoned?
At least 146. *At least.*
Okay okay that’s funny
This is my first ever video (not counting shorts) I watched from Mr. LawbyMike and I think I chose the right one to be my first. Very detailed, informative and the perfect addition of comedic relief to not easily bore the average human (aka me). Thank you for everything you do LbM and Happy Holidays!
Fun fact: here in Italy it's illegal to use them, even with the consent or under the request of the subject.
"Can i use the bathroom"
"I don't know can you''
" may i use the bathroom-"
"nope"
His comedy and informative antics are brilliant
Mike never fails to sentence me to death
Real
I love how in the Room Where he takes the polygraph test also has a sign that says “DO NOT invoke The 5th”
Nice crying face! You're too funny Mike!! 🌲 Merry Christmas to you and your family!! 🧑🎄
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Thanks for telling me that i can pass trough lie decetors with lies bro, appriciate it!
The lie detector info is great but I'm far more interested in Mike's ability to Thanos snap out of an awkward situation. Is it possible to learn this power?
One of the oldest account 🫡
@@AB14k10 years is not old at all for youtube accounts.. lol
Justice for robo Mike
He’s the Bill Nye of law
Law by Mike the Lawyer Guy
That is an insult to Mike, he actually is a legal expert. Bull Nye is a fool who pretends to be. I do give Bill props for getting kids interested in science.
@@RNAvirus Bro I obviously ain’t tryna insult him 💀 Chill
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@inflaminator well, you did.
My blood pressure spikes even when I'm telling the truth, because of confrontation 😭😭
5:04 i Never saw mike crying and its really emotional
Thanks Law By Mike! Your education on law is helpful!
Mike's visual gags are so great
This is why I’m not increasing my clearance to ts/sci w/poly.
The failure of the polygraph is that although the data is useful it essentially tries to say that changes in these determine truth or lie.
“Have you ever committed SA?”
Could have a similar reading from a lying perpetrator as the victim of SA.
Polys are trash
Man stfu with your annoying ass acronyms
12:43 that alcohol must have tasted terrible
Law by Mike is definitely up there with Harvey Spectre, Saul Goodman and Atticus Fynch.
I love every TH-cam video I've watched involving a polygraph test they go to John
“Ready as I’ll ever be.”
“That’s a lie.”
A detective did everything he could to get me to take one. My dad used to be a military Police officer and told me nope don't touch it. It can only hurt you and they will charge you. And yup I asked and they FINALLY admitted I had to pay. And then to told my boss to lie to me and tell me that he would pay for it but then to take it out of my paycheck. Little did he realize that my Russian boss hates corrupt police of any kind he wasn't going to risk his business for this detectives pride. He was so pissed that I said no, the detective not my boss
I live in Michigan
And my dad agreed I'm a very emotional person. And that isn't a good idea in his opinion
5:40 He is a dad that doesn't want to risk getting the milk, respect.
Underrated comment!
I beat a polygraph test when I was 20 years old.
The test was part of the interview process for a large chain of stores (no longer in existence) which sold men's clothes.
I happened to have been studying and practicing biofeedback techniques to control breathing and to develop calmness at will since I was 16.
I lied during the test in response to questions that were too personal.
During the whole test I used biofeedback.
The results of the polygraph were that my answers were 100% true.
Another part of the interview process was a long questionnaire which asked the same questions in a different way throughout the hundreds of questions to be answered.
I happened to be taking psychology courses in college and had just studied the Firo-B questionnaire technique which is exactly what was used in the company's interview questionnaire.
So, of course I recognized every repetitive question phrased in a different way.
When I was hired the manager said that I'd had the highest score on both tests that they had ever seen.😂
During my time there as a sales person I rose to the top 10% of salespeople in the nation for their chain because I was honest with the customers.
Never told them things looked good when they didn't or tried to sell them items that were not the best for them.
I think my success due to honesty was a bit ironic since I was given that lie detector test and lied. ☺️
Passing that lie detector test has always been a small thing that I've been proud of because it seemed ridiculous to have to take it for a retail job in a mall and I knew that, if I was hired, I wouldn't be stealing anything.
Power of the mind, all of our minds, was proven to me that day.
Honestly Mike is such a good actor. It’s so entertaining.
method 3 sounds like every lawyer before a court case 💀
I once took a polygraph test for a job, and I have no idea how I passed it.
I was asked if I consume drugs. I said no, but in my mind I was like of course, multiple times every day. coffee is technically a drug, so I technically use drugs each time I consume coffee.
I was asked if I stole from my previous employer. I said no, but as it happens, I once left work like a minute or two early. in my mind, there is no doubt that is stealing ( getting paid for 8h and working 7h58' )
I was asked if I like to gamble. I said no, and yeah, I never bet money, but I absolutely love to bet on stuff (with 0 stakes) to the point that I'm a bit obsessed with probabilities and odds, even if it's just for fun, I definitely love doing it.
So yeah, in the end I think I got those needles moving all over the place at all times, and I think that's how they couldn't tell when I was lying and when not, so they gave me pass. also, for the calibration questions, like what's your name, how old are you, I Imagined in my mind that I was lying to those as well, (even if I didn't) and even imagined how I'd get in a heap of trouble because I lied. this way, they couldn't get an accurate "base line" of when I'm telling the truth
Can u help the musicians in Seattle? I heard the guy who ran the spot , did not allow visitors to film or take pictures of these stranded Musicians.😮😮😮
These videos are so high quality, I love em!
@LawByMike.
I took, passed, and lied through my teeth on around half of a polygraph for employment as a civilian for a law enforcement agency over a decade ago.
Would you say say it was bad equipment, a not so good tested, or do I need to seek professional help?
I would like to point out at that time in my , no longer, i was an habitual liar
Were you nervous at all?
Polygraphs are NOT accurate at detecting lying or deception. Don’t listen to police or polygraph “experts” who swear by their validity; their very livelihood often depends on the false perception that these machines work. There are several ways to beat a polygraph, some of which have been so effective, some polygraphers have adjusted their tests to counter. Conversely, innocent people can fail polygraphs - being nervous/anxious, ESPECIALLY when being asked a confronting question about a serious crime, is natural and common and boom you can fail.
The primary use for polygraphs these days is as an interrogation technique to intimidate suspects into a confession. This technique relies on the false perception by a suspect that polygraphs are accurate lie detectors.
Unfortunately, some police officers actually do believe in their validity. This just makes them worse investigators. There are many many instances where guilty suspects are ruled out by passing a polygraph, and innocent ones are charged for failing.
I cannot stress enough how useless polygraphs are at detecting deception at anywhere close to a reliable rate.
Drunk Mike is my favorite😂😂
5:50 love the lighting🔥
"I am not wearing a woman underwear right now 😀" *Famous Last Words*
All the women be like
informative videos i can watch that arent destroying my attention span, thanks
I've heard that polygraphs don't work if you're used to chronically lying, because you'll have no reaction.
Mike being drunk is the funniest thing in the world
The underwear part got me rolling to Ohio 🤣
You there yet?
@@Loyd4798 yup 😁
@@zhenya9018 😎
12:01 that’s a lie 14:30 that’s a lie
As someone who was required to pass a polygraph, I can attest they are 100% beatable and pseudoscience. The way is quite simple, go into the test tuely believing it is fake science that does not detect lies, only bodily activity, and bite your toungue durring the preliminary questions you are suppose to lie about (not going to use a tac, that's way to much pain for what is needed).
Truely believing the test can't detect lies allows you you stay calm, and biting your tongue during the preliminary lies makes the test giver think you are far more reactive to lieing then you actualy are. The combonation of these helps mello out your lies and limit the bodily responses you may have.
If you are worried you might fail, you likely will. That means you have not truely accepted in your mind that the test is bullshit that can be easily gamed.
Mike is such a good person. He even helps criminals.
The lawyer is wearing girls underwear💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
0:27 is that the lady liberty from Metallica’s “…And justice for all” album In the background of the studio?
Mike getting drunk for our knowledge:
robomike's trying his best to be a good uncle
I want more Drunk Mike he’s funny
When he started to talk about people stealing data I half expected him to talk about clone vpn
Nah I legit thought that the ad transition was a part of shorts wars lol
5:10 bro was devastated
*s a d*
Thank you Mike for once again telling us how to avoid the law
I took those before, and there been a situation that it said I failed, which it was impossible. And most of the time they lock me up. I have been up front, and about the breathing thing, I always stop breathing to make any word comes out. But I have witnesses to prove my honest, but never had a chance.
6:57 Mother F-
15 minutes of law by mike holy moly
Shorts wars??? 4:16
@NumberOneRated1997 Shorts Wars is an ARG here on TH-cam started by multiple Shorts creators. Mainly JonnyRazor, DannoCalDraws, BunDun, and Joe Caine, that lastvone commonly doing things with Mike. Long story short, in Season 2 which is going on rn, the heros need a lawyer, and people suspect it's Mike
That sponsership was really clean
I had to take a polygraph test for employment with Radio Shack in the early 80's. The guy giving the test looked like somebody from the Crypt - really freaky with a huge frown. I failed although I told the truth. He agreed to give me the test again and rephrased the questions. I passed. His personally completely changed and he put on a big grin. He enjoyed telling me about how the polygraph test work. I got the job. But if I ever had to take another test then I know for sure that I would not trust the results.
Dr mike and a lawyer mike to many mikes
There is no advantage for an individual to take a lie detector test in a criminal case
I love that mike has the law person behind him
Its very saul goodman of him
LawByMike: "i have never worn women's underwear/panties"
lie detector: "that was a lie"
i see your a man of culture as well
I mean who cares if he does
@@austinhernandez2716 i care! i care that an influencer lawyer i dont know personally wears panties! we could be wearing the same exact panties and we may never know! /j (not about me wearing panties though, i am wearing a cute pair of panties)
@@austinhernandez2716a good amount of people. I say it doesn’t matter as long as they don’t like, make it public
I’m still thinking about what will happen if I take strong sedatives and/or antipsychotics.
Even in a mentally healthy person, this should probably drown out emotions and reactions well and maybe somehow disrupt the polygraph.
Mikes jokes are getting better each video
Koby 🗑️ 🗞️
Surprised he didn't mention the most common technique (shown in one of Penn&Teller's BS episodes) which is the butt clench: tighten thighs, toes, and butt while being asked any of the questions, relax muscles as you answer. Another method you can combine with this is using yes/no questions is sing the same song in your head with the just the yes or no word then say the word audibly at the same point in the song each question. Both of these have you doing the same physical and mental strain for every question making it difficult to note if a deception was being done.
why is this guy always the one who does the lie detectors?
I love your videos so much keep up the good work man
4:50 to 5:10
I feel so bad for Mike-
But the face at 5:10 was just funny-
I'm not done watching yet but I hope there's a part you explain the guy you're working with is putting on an act and not a real polygraph test
The better call Mike mug is so good
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THAT DUDE with the test
HEY Mike i have a video idea that you could break down, its the recent youtube drama blocking ad blockers, many people say its illegal for them to do it and that its taking away our privacy and i would love to see your opinion on it
am i the only one who thought he only did shorts?
Nope
Nope I was shock to see her had a different suit in one of these videos
Today was the first time I saw a proper video from him. Then I saw another. Does this guy have as many as three long videos? Only time and the algorithm will tell.
Hey Mike, I have a question about the law: if someone is fighting my friend and I were to defend my friend, it wouldn't be self-defense because I'm defending someone else, so how would that work
As far as I understand it, self defense still applies when defending somebody else.
Ive taken the tests before. Many times the questions were gone over with me before hand and had to be reworked because they were, in my mind, ambiguous. Usually a polygraph is just yes and no questions.
Just remember, everything is true, from a certain point of view.
I'd be so anxiety ridden that I would even fail the question regarding my name.
Woof! So glad that government workers not part of these agencies are not tested by polygraph!
I sent in a stack of papers in and gave fingerprints to apply for a Census Bureau job! It didn't pay as much as the mentioned jobs!
Your content is like a mix between a better call saul commercial and smosh
Mike never fails to fill us up.. 😋😋
🤨🤨🤨📸
0:59 codz box disappear sound
1:03 codz box spawn sound
And?
"Lying isn't a job"
Lawyers
*goes inside of a company that keeps spam calling me* "hello, you finally came" "yes, im here for something." "for what?" "YOUR LIFE!" *signal cuts off*
The hillbilly knows where he is at all times. He knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is - whichever is greater - he obtains a difference or deviation. The chainsaw uses deviations to generate corrective commands to run the hillybilly from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position that he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is is now the position that he wasn't, and if follows that the position that he was is now the position that he isn't. In the event that the position that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the hillbilly is and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the chainsaw. However, the hillbilly must also know where he was. The chainsaw guidance motor scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the hillbilly has obtained, he is not sure just where it is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he know where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and its curve, which is called horrible hitbox.
ain’t no way i’m reading all that
@@Th3_real_batman you better
DAM THAT MAKE'Z A LOT OF SENSE AND I KINDA KNEW THAT HOW IT WORK'Z DAM STR8 UP 💯😎👍🏽🔥
Don't forget the fact that you can't ever get lost if you don't care about where you're at.
I’m surprised those last few seconds didn’t start a war
wat is saul goodman yappin about