@@HondaCivicandhundai lol pull up with a v8 from 77 78 got my old flat bed doge truck lol let’s see how much horse we make after a full rebuild 40 year old engine man I probs don’t stand a chance
I forgot where I heard someone say this, but it was something along the lines of, "NEVER race a Civic with a laptop MOUNTED to the dash. With a few taps of the keyboard, that little rice cooker will churn out more horsepower than your wet dreams could possibly comprehend."
POV when you race a r32: it has sticker bomb wrap, golden intake, twin turbo, side exhausts, big spoiler, parachute, tire stickers, slick, roll cage, all wheel drive, nitrous and v12 swapped
My bro:- Race him it's just a civic
The civic:-
Just a merlin spacex rocket and liquid enhanced hydrogen
you still wanna race me?
@@HondaCivicandhundai Hell nah bro 👽
@@HondaCivicandhundai lol pull up with a v8 from 77 78 got my old flat bed doge truck lol let’s see how much horse we make after a full rebuild 40 year old engine man I probs don’t stand a chance
@@HondaCivicandhundaiif only i could unleash the beast of nfs
My dad once told me "never race a civic with a laptop"
Thé most feared thing in thé World
Nah I have a Pagani, that too with dual laptop systems, and etc..........
You do NOT have a pahani 😀@@ayushchakrabarty5543
@@ayushchakrabarty5543🧢
he fucking did not lmao 😂😂😂
That ain't a civic, that's a modded supra with a civic chassis💀
Fr
"You dont drive a mercedes, you drive a honda🤮"
His honda:
Real car owners never think a car is ugly
POV: Civics at 3am 💀
damn
Nah those are an embarrassment
Never race a civic at 3am challenge gone wrong 🚗💨💀
+ k20 swap
+ Its stripped and weight just 800kg
+ Have nitrous
+ PPG gearbox
+ Have carbon fiber widebodykit
+ Beadlock
50k No lowballing! I know what I’ve got.
Why not a k24?
Bro it's gonna fly like litlery
K20 all day
Niko pfp
And Boeing plane engine noises
fr
Imagine that Boeing engine sound is actually a Concorde engine
Boeing 767,787 is perfect
I forgot where I heard someone say this, but it was something along the lines of, "NEVER race a Civic with a laptop MOUNTED to the dash. With a few taps of the keyboard, that little rice cooker will churn out more horsepower than your wet dreams could possibly comprehend."
😂😂😂😂 bro who said that, rice cooker😂😂
Same lol😂😂😂😂😂
just a fucking ricer, none to worry 😂😂😂
Ayo the velocity stack through the headlight is where it's at🤣
Hahaha😀 good
Top 10 drag racer- 💀
*Says VTEC on the side*
Racer: 💀
You forgot this :
The driver is Shingo Shoji
*C O O L V I B R A T I O N S*
@@chanhkhiemtran9010 I W A N N A D A N C E
@@chanhkhiemtran9010I wanna dance
@@chanhkhiemtran9010 *I L I K E V I B R A T I O N S*
@@PhoenX279hmm ha ha ha ha ha
Top secret civics be like:
Most scariest driver in a civic with a laptop 🥲💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦
my family: hey race that guy it’s only a little sedan
the little sedan in question
>got a 2jz swap
I would rather have k20 for that boy
For real. Some folks here just really know nothing bout hondas and their world spins around the supra 🤣
2.0 4 banger small package for the win
@@alponching002 Yeah they can build them things to 1400hp.
POV:The driver is Shingo
Might as well say goodbye before the race starts 😂
they mess it up with the 2jz
Bro planning space mission for Fast 9 :)
Next phase The civic is secretly Koeninsgegg Jesko
BRO KILLED MR INCREDIBLE 💀💀💀💀
POV when you race a r32: it has sticker bomb wrap, golden intake, twin turbo, side exhausts, big spoiler, parachute, tire stickers, slick, roll cage, all wheel drive, nitrous and v12 swapped
-It was right at this moment, when he knew he f'ed up
You see a car written 12V🙂.you see a car written V12☠️☠️☠️💀☠️☠️☠️
Bro i thought he was bringing back the trend but this was made last year💀
Bro why are you still here?… I was gone by the exhaust…
Bro know race car lore💀💀💀
Heaven forbid it has a laptop
Dude it’s a civic
The civic :
A Guy with a laptop 💀
Prepare for the horror
the most nastiest civic ever
It has the Fast & Furious infinite gearbox: ☠
Ngl i was half expecting the final punchline to be a [cool vibrations] joke.
Gamu tepu death match
Bro was mewing at the slicks💀
Buddy for the fastest poultry in Turkey :D
Kinda true because v tec power
its a 2jz now not a vtec
@@namok-wx6xnit's a VVT-i
POV: Racing an AE86 Trueno
-It has panda paint
-It has carbon hood
-It has Fujiwara Tofu Shot text
-IT HAS FORMULA ATLANTIC RACİNG ENGINE💀
A civic’s final form: Civic with laptop 😂
To scare away opponent put your laptop in the civic😅
What do you mean it HAD a hood exhaust?!😂😂😂
bro really thought a 2JZ was better than a K series
Wait until a certain small green ketamine junkie pulls up in his 2001 Honda Civic
Engine: blows💀
laptop is enough 🗿
The only thing you gotta watch out for is a laptop on the other seat 😳
Oh no it’s tuned!
racing simulator players will say that this is very fine
Is it just me that saw the face on the slicks???😮
103948483282 hp is just too good for the Normal human
POV: “its pro stock”
bro he became kanjozoku 💀
I would be terrified by that civic boiiiiii
VTEC 2JZ POWEEEEEERR
Nah at this point bro is cooked 💀
It has type r badge💀
gun modifiers in zombie uprising: (armor piercing)
dealing with hector with 3 honda civics with spoon engines with motec exhaust system would be nightmare bro
I’d be more scared of a K powered civic than a 2J powered one
A civic with a laptop is no joke
a honda like this will swallow hellcats whole 💯💯💯💯
BOT NOT IN TRACK RACING HAHAHAH
Just don't even try at that point lmao
My grandpas civic has Carbon fiber parts 2
Vtec kicked in... Oh no it' s that a JZ kicks hmmm
Don't ever underestimate civics
that’s a clean eg at the beginning
Everybody gansta till the laptop crashes
Seen one of these Hondas a while back. Still haunts me till this day
hulk ??? 💀💀💀
Plot twist: you're in an Integra with a laptop.
Is bro fighting a final boss of racing
awd is every jdm fanboy’s nightmare
When I saw the slicks, I new from than it was going down
That civic is gone 😂
bro is dissolving
thats we know its over before race starts😂
The TRUE nightmare of a drag Supra...
this is so real 😂😂😂
Dont forget the ducktail spoiler
Bro it don’t need a 2j
Ok
it do actually
If you say that a honda needs 2jz or whatever engine that's not honda you really know nothing about hondas lol
Putting a 2jz in a Honda is like putting a v8 in an rx-7 😢
@arturpasztor-buzassy730 so, you're saying that it's a common occurrence?
Laptop is enough to define a tuned car💀💀
Me driving my 90hp civic with a laptop to work: 😎
Civic+laptop 💀
ayo that sound in the hood exhaust one
This is a real coffin on wheels
Mf probably just smiles at cops with that priceless smile a Mexican will give you when he don’t speak English at all
Laptop got me💀
Awd swap . Savage
And that is how I broke the record with fastest car and most broken bones ever friends
Remember guys, it HAD an exhaust on the hood. Really it doesn’t change anything.
You also forgot to add that they listen to kerosene to tempt fate
COOL VIBRATIONS
THE LAPTOP 💀
Thats the battle bus
You Drive a GTR 😃
it's red and has「COOL VIBRATION」💀
Shingo Shoji Drives it 💀
+FuelTech:☠️
I think that’s just a better laptop essentially
at end my brain was like : dead everyone dead
Pov: your a koenigsegg 🤑
That supra guy:💀