Yeah, but like someone already said, it gets his video pulled for copyright. I watch another guy and he was walking down the street Had to run by because there was music playing, he didn’t want to get his video in trouble with TH-cam.
No sunlight penetrates that deep. It would look like you were floating in nothing. Your eyes wouldn't be able to adjust because there is absolutely no light down there
I have been a professional oilfield diver since the mid 70's and I have seen some things. I have also heard some bizzar stories... the ocean holds many surprises for us.
@@iameternalsunshine a completely snow white dolphin A large manta ray bitten in half by a hammerhead shark. North Atlantic waves that dwarf an aircraft carrier.
@@Berkcam can confirm on the waves. Been a commercial scalloper for 12 years now. You realize how small you are when you look out off the stern and see a 30+' coming at you. Gotta love those long rolling waves though, they make for the best sleep
He reminds me of the dude that you work with at any job that talks to you non stop about random stuff while working if he can and especially in the break area/room. You want to avoid him but at the same he talks about so many random things you kind of want to see what he says next.
@@THEHamBot1 the right side and left side both have extremists. Let's get rid of this whole "only the right side is wrong" and vice versa. Extremists are all idiots who can't think for themselves.
Grew up loving National Geographic magazine's. When I was around 6 or 7 we moved in with the soon to be stepfather, and he had a massive collection of the magazines, and I seem to remember a couple Beta Max documents. We lived way out in the woods with no neighbors and even though my brother and I spent a lot of time messing around outside all year round, I still loved sitting on the couch going through those and looking at the pictures. I saw one the other day on a magazine rack in a pharmacy and it was almost 20 bucks. How the hell can I afford to get them now, crazy
It's a matter of storage space. We had a cctv camera and we had to erase all footage more than 2 months old with crap quality. Could be a similar problem you know.
Gautham StarShadow again, you get what you pay for. You could buy an NVR (recording device) with many many Terabytes of storage space. You can then record multiple (usually as many as 32 per NVR) high-definition cameras, and offload the stored videos onto external hard drives. The cctv you worked with was Cheapo garbage, as are most security camera systems
@Chris Jones Why is it bad when animals kill humans then? That's just nature doing it's thing too. But if my dog eats your kid, I know my dog will be getting shot for reconnecting with it's primal nature.
@Chris Jones That sounds fair enough. inferior beings should always be made to suffer for their weakness. 100 million animals were shot dead in US last year. The way I see it - we can grow more. This is shocking : 39,000 people in the US were hunted and killed with guns last year. But why are hunters able to kill more people in one year than terrorists have managed in 100 years??
He gets forrests attention by asking a dumb sounding question Then he gets him to ACTUALLY LOOK at what clearly looks like legs instead of trying to teach joe the word tentacles... Jokes on all of you lol
Imagine being in a 30' boat, crossing the ocean, and a 100' colossal squid shows up on the surface. Even a 30' oar fish, or a blue whale. Those encounters are the basis of the legendary sea monsters
@Picolas Cage National Geographic claims a documented 59 ft one. Scientists generally accept that they can grow much larger though, based on sucker ring scar size found on sperm whale skin. Humboltd squid are a better "sea monster" even. They are much smaller (maybe 6-10ft at most), but they hunt in packs of up to 200 individuals, can swim 20km/h, glow bright red when agitated (actually glow - luminescence), hunt near the surface at night, and if you fall off your boat they will grab you and drag you down to the depths ... and maybe eat you after you die .. .who knows. Scary tho ... especially if you are fishing at night in a small boat ...
Octopus. "So get this, there's this weird, freaky like dude on dry land, I think his name is Joe Rogan or some shit. Jimmy, do you got a picture? He sticks these weeds in his mouth, then lights them on fire! Is that some freaky shit, or what?"
About 10 years ago was working for an oil company in the GoM. We captured video of an eel like animal that was really strange. The head looked like it had a duck bill on it and the body had transparent sections to it. The animal was about 10 feet in length. I submitted video to LSU and the people there had never seen anything like it. This was in about 3100 feet of water.
Joel Roggnan: "whoaaa!! damn! holy shit! wow! look at that thing! how does it DO that?! what the hell?!" Editor: *never cuts to Jamie's computer* Audience: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
A friend of mine was a helicopter repairman on an Aircraft Carrier in the 70's and told me that a nuclear sub that was in their fleet on an exercise came up from the depths reporting an engagement with a sea creature that left visible suction marks around the hull of the sub that were visible on its deck. The marks were in a 3 pattern triangulated configuration similar to Octopus and each suction cup mark was the size of a 55 gallon barrels diameter. Imagine that and then the size of the tentacles that would have room for that pattern to fit and then the creature they were connected to.
@@hazard3483 You would have to ask him and I haven't seen him for 50 years. Even as a serious skeptic one would not come up with an alternate potential so ludicrous.
There is a story of a German U-boat U-28 that was stranded and got captured off the Irish coast in ww2 by a British navy ship. The men on the U boat were frantic to get on board the Brits ship and to safety and when the Caption of the U boat and many of the crew were interrogated they said the uboat had been attacked by some large squid or octums and it did physically damage the boat leaving them unable to dive and it even ripped off there deck gun and the handrails were all mangled as well.
Your friend was exaggerating (as everyone does so who cares ) it was a cookie cutter shark only thing I can’t think of remotely capable of doing that considering there are stories of subs coming up with them still connected
@@Finn.McGuinness does pfp stand for profile picture? Because if it does it's strange when you think about it, no word begins with f... Anyway, it's a mixture between the star of David and the anarchist symbol, it's used mostly by anarchist Jews or Israelis. Personally I think it looks cool. No need to ask you what your pfp is, I'm a big fan of Monsters Inc! Stay safe my friend
I mean, he’s right. It’s incredibly rare for a fossil to form. It must be under very precise conditions. And he said how it wasn’t an actual fossil of the cups, but fossilized imprint in soil.
What even is this joke ? Couldn’t be less funny and it’s literally on every single video. Just something hes said in the video in between his first and last name, stupidest shit ever
My brother built a home & retired in Baja Sur, Mexico right on the shore of the Sea of Cortez. I spent a few months there every year. In Santa Rosalia north of Mulege there was a fleet of squid boats. During the Humbolt Squid run many of the local were employed by the fleet as deck hands. Every season at least a couple of guys would fall overboard. The boats didn't even attempt rescue because there was not enough left of the poor flucker after only a minute or two. Once while I was there they did bring in a shoe with the deck hands foot still in it. Humbolt Squid can grow to be the size of a man. When a hundred of these suckers attack at the same time, ya might as well throw yourself into a meat grinder.
The reason squids look like aliens is because Lovecraft feared the ocean. He almost always depicted his aliens after aquatic creatures. Lovecraft was the originator of cosmic horror so he had influenced the genre deeply.
Fun fact: The largest giant squid ever found was 43 feet long and weighed nearly a ton, Colossal squids were shorter than giant squids but weighed more. Female giant squids were also longer compared to their male counterpart.
Old sailing ships didn't make any loud engine noises (obviously), I've heard theories that perhaps giant squids DID attack old sailing vessels, mistaking them for whales from below. Wouldn't that be insane!?!?
From my understanding, the truly large squid literally can't survive the surface of the ocean. The pressure is too little. So the only way they can come up is if they are dead or dying.
I think hes passed out in our garden pond, after our BBQ on Friday.. sont suppose you could come an get him.. he gets all "arms an legs if we go near him.... please
Tiny alien life forms got attached to space shuttles and were scattered into the ocean when the shuttle came back down. Thus “THE SQUID” *X-files theme song plays*
DJSbros You're like a child if you still think statements like that make any sense. "Derp, those guys mess it al up and then _my guys_ come in and fix it all!" Okay, pal lol. Your comment is like you standing there using your left arm to explain why your right arm is such a piece of shit. Dude, not only are they basically the same thing, but they're both controlled by the same individual body. You're so hyper focused on small details that your party distracts you with that you're missing the obvious bigger picture. Just pay better attention and stop believing everything you're told to believe just because it feels familiar. Life doesn't work that way.
Lol I bet the Russians are like, “AMERICANS! Blame the Americans” 😂😂😂 America and Russia are like a toxic couple that can’t seem to break up with each other
Nature is strange and fascinating, but if we look at ourselves in third person, I think we are the strange ones. If nature can create us, imagine what else is out there.
i think we are the pinnacle of freaky. I think we are the aliens, looking to take over other planets (since we are destroying ours), with our weird spaceships (rockets). We are the aliens. We'll find some fucking planet filled with neanderthals and invade that bitch lol
In medieval days and afterwords, they drew sea monsters based off stories from the sailors. These sea monsters undoubtedly attacked ships and even sank some of them. I could see a giant squid grappling a ship and using its beak to gnaw through wooden planks.
"Go snooth yourself." "What the snooth?!" "Get over here mothersnoother!" "Son of a snooth!" Despicablemonster, idk what snooth is either, but it's usable lol
The worst fact is that every of those squids that humans caught we're not even adults, just some weeks old, so imagine how big an adult is, the longer it is the weirder it looks, we don't even know how they mate so we basically could only believe this mystery will be soon found after some decades considering most of them live 1900m under the water...
I watched a nature documentary and apparently all the individual creatures they found re the alien octopus have all so far been what the scentists class as juevenile. So imagine how huge the adult parents will be.
Joe is just like everyone who watches his show this is the exact type of stuff I would ask this guy if I got to hang out with him just to know what an expert thinks if it’s the same thing I think it’s so cool
CChissel obviously, but most common people don’t care. Honestly you have to dumb down info for people to explain easier and not because of stupidity, more that marine biology is unknown to most.
Joe should get Jeremy Wade from River Monsters on the show !
YES
Yaaaaas
Holy fuck pleaseee. I loved watching river monsters.
Fuck yes
bruh yes
Does it bug anyone else that they don’t stream Jamie’s computer the entire time they are reacting to something?
Yes it bugs me too
It’s probably for copyright shit, youtube is so touchy about third party websites/videos
Forrest Mcgee we covered that, thanks for the input tho
It might be due to copyright infringement
Yeah, but like someone already said, it gets his video pulled for copyright. I watch another guy and he was walking down the street Had to run by because there was music playing, he didn’t want to get his video in trouble with TH-cam.
The creatures of the deep ocean are absolute nightmare fuel.
Kevin Hibbard it’s also like pitch black like probably the darkest of dark lol
@@daevid21 that just compounds it.
No sunlight penetrates that deep. It would look like you were floating in nothing. Your eyes wouldn't be able to adjust because there is absolutely no light down there
Divex wouldn’t have a chance to go that deep you’d drown
Try Subnautica.
I have been a professional oilfield diver since the mid 70's and I have seen some things. I have also heard some bizzar stories... the ocean holds many surprises for us.
what have you seen? :0
@@iameternalsunshine a completely snow white dolphin
A large manta ray bitten in half by a hammerhead shark.
North Atlantic waves that dwarf an aircraft carrier.
@@Berkcam can confirm on the waves. Been a commercial scalloper for 12 years now. You realize how small you are when you look out off the stern and see a 30+' coming at you. Gotta love those long rolling waves though, they make for the best sleep
@@Berkcam amazing man I love that’s their is a whole life out there we don’t even know about or think about
@@Berkcam That went from neat, to horrifying, to 'I'm never getting on a boat again'.
Joe is the kind of guy that shows you a video, and then starts asking you questions about it.
He reminds me of the dude that you work with at any job that talks to you non stop about random stuff while working if he can and especially in the break area/room. You want to avoid him but at the same he talks about so many random things you kind of want to see what he says next.
@@Hughesburner that guy makes the day go by faster and he's amazing 😂
And if you are wrong he looks it up and scolds you.
lamename some days they make the day fly by, other days listening to them is just painful
😂
Oil rig manager: Go adjust that camera
Worker: Ok
Oil rig manager one hour later: Where you goin?
Worker: I quit
"You're gonna need a bigger rig O_O"
Yeah im taking the helicopter fuck the boat
Y'all are hilarious lol
Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian
@@ramtrucks721 "Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian" - 2020 Scholar of the Year Award Recipient
Joe rogan is the uncle who spends too much time on the internet😂
Except he's not a right winger who would believe everything. He just believes like 85% of stuff.
@@THEHamBot1 damn someone's salty their impeachment isn't working out for them 😂😂😂
@@THEHamBot1 the right side and left side both have extremists. Let's get rid of this whole "only the right side is wrong" and vice versa. Extremists are all idiots who can't think for themselves.
TragicBlessings thank you
@@Kyle17206 I'm not a Democrat. How moronic do you have to be in order to think I am on ANY side of the impeachment debate solely off my one comment?
Remember when Nat Geo used to actually be educational and instead of dumb reality shows, they had actual nature docs?
Yeah! And free state-of-the-art maps in three to five issues each year! Good times...
Yes, and when MTV used to air nothing but actual music videos all day and night long.
No. No one watched it back then. Whether you like it or not Sasquatch hunters get WAY more viewers than actual science 😕
Grew up loving National Geographic magazine's. When I was around 6 or 7 we moved in with the soon to be stepfather, and he had a massive collection of the magazines, and I seem to remember a couple Beta Max documents. We lived way out in the woods with no neighbors and even though my brother and I spent a lot of time messing around outside all year round, I still loved sitting on the couch going through those and looking at the pictures. I saw one the other day on a magazine rack in a pharmacy and it was almost 20 bucks. How the hell can I afford to get them now, crazy
7000ft deep camera: can see squid in perfect detail with 0 light
Supermarket CCTV: has anybody seen this man -_-
“You get what you pay for.”
7000 ft.is really deep. There are far deeper places in the ocean but that's pretty deep. I have dove to 150 ft and that was as deep as I care to go.
It's a matter of storage space. We had a cctv camera and we had to erase all footage more than 2 months old with crap quality. Could be a similar problem you know.
Gautham StarShadow again, you get what you pay for.
You could buy an NVR (recording device) with many many Terabytes of storage space.
You can then record multiple (usually as many as 32 per NVR) high-definition cameras, and offload the stored videos onto external hard drives.
The cctv you worked with was Cheapo garbage, as are most security camera systems
That underwater camera is also far more expensive than the blurry supermarket camera.
Joe is so sweet when he talks about creatures. He’s like a big kid.
Then he goes and shoots them.
@@robertwilson3866 yeah he just goes and shoots fucking giant squids and krakens
Not a thing wrong with humans hunting for food!
@Chris Jones Why is it bad when animals kill humans then? That's just nature doing it's thing too. But if my dog eats your kid, I know my dog will be getting shot for reconnecting with it's primal nature.
@Chris Jones That sounds fair enough. inferior beings should always be made to suffer for their weakness. 100 million animals were shot dead in US last year. The way I see it - we can grow more.
This is shocking : 39,000 people in the US were hunted and killed with guns last year. But why are hunters able to kill more people in one year than terrorists have managed in 100 years??
Joe: “what’re those.. legs? What do you call those things?”
Forrest: “Tentacles..”
Joe: “Yeah, those legs are so long. Whoaaaa.”
Joe “I smoke a lot of weed” Rogan
Onfroi found the square
Joystick Junky Lmao 😂😂😂
He gets forrests attention by asking a dumb sounding question Then he gets him to ACTUALLY LOOK at what clearly looks like legs instead of trying to teach joe the word tentacles...
Jokes on all of you lol
Ocean: Tentacles* #lameass "Forest" 🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂😂
I'm 12 seconds in and Joe reminded me of the good old days of Discovery channel and TLC when it was actually educational and not BS reality shows
It's been terrible for multiple decades.
The more I watch Joe Rogan, the more I realize how much weed he actually smokes.
Literally. He was talking so much half shit on this clip.
yeah but in the way that you get fascinated about almost everything and u pickup like random facts (and some false ones ofcourse)
@@patmaloney5735 a hundred foot jelly creature
Watch and learn brother
@A B naw he smokes a lot
The Magnapinna squid. It's not so scary when it's actually swimming, just when it's t-posing
Looks alot like the organic exo-suits of the aliens from the old Independence Day movie.
@@TexasHollowEarth yeah, it kinda does lol
Rusty Shackleford damn you’re right
T-girls have tentacles
Welp... time to nuke the ocean.
Joe: "the legs were 100 feet long, bro!"
Website: "...total size up to 26 feet..."
Joe: "or more, or more..."
😂
Vulnerable ego
To be fair in that picture it does look alot bigger than 26 feet lol.
MickHornbak hahaha sums up Joe
Lol to be fair he did question himself as soon as he said it.
I hope Joe gets more people like him on the podcast, those are the most fun to watch episodes.
Imagine being in a 30' boat, crossing the ocean, and a 100' colossal squid shows up on the surface. Even a 30' oar fish, or a blue whale. Those encounters are the basis of the legendary sea monsters
@Picolas Cage I would stand still and not make a peep........anything that can eat me most obviously follow Trex rules.
@Picolas Cage National Geographic claims a documented 59 ft one. Scientists generally accept that they can grow much larger though, based on sucker ring scar size found on sperm whale skin.
Humboltd squid are a better "sea monster" even. They are much smaller (maybe 6-10ft at most), but they hunt in packs of up to 200 individuals, can swim 20km/h, glow bright red when agitated (actually glow - luminescence), hunt near the surface at night, and if you fall off your boat they will grab you and drag you down to the depths ... and maybe eat you after you die .. .who knows. Scary tho ... especially if you are fishing at night in a small boat ...
@@WaspMedia3D fucking glow in the dark velociraptors of the sea!!!!
Dusty Roads - space nearly goes in forever ? Imagine the monsters in oceans in other plants
Finally someone with common sense!
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, A joe rogan octopus is having an interview in the ocean internet talking about how weird the surface is Lol
Thats some Rick and Morty shit haha
“I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT WEIRD ALIEN MONKEY THING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!”
"Have you ever tried seaweed DMT?"
@Whitehoof Or platypus, I mean what the f is that thing?
Octopus. "So get this, there's this weird, freaky like dude on dry land, I think his name is Joe Rogan or some shit. Jimmy, do you got a picture? He sticks these weeds in his mouth, then lights them on fire! Is that some freaky shit, or what?"
Is it just me or is Joe looking more and more like Shrek
Just you stop smoking crack
Its just you
It's not just you lol
Is it me or is he getting dumber and dumber.
Yeah, if Shrek did DMT
About 10 years ago was working for an oil company in the GoM. We captured video of an eel like animal that was really strange. The head looked like it had a duck bill on it and the body had transparent sections to it. The animal was about 10 feet in length. I submitted video to LSU and the people there had never seen anything like it. This was in about 3100 feet of water.
Ever find out what it was?
@@roisin33 No.
@Abrar hahahaha
That sounds like an oarfish.
@Abrar No, a Shrillary fish.
Giant Squid, "Joe Rogan, such a strange-strange human."
Hey now your an all star get your game on get paid
"If you were walking around on land and saw him, you would shit your pants"
I mean he literally says strange animal. Nice try there edgy eric.
“What would you call those dangling from it?”
Tentacles joe. Tentacles😂
Vinnie hill ikr lol wtf
Jamie casually pulling up the the size scale of Sauron
UndeadFangtooth haha I wondered what that 3000ft building was
Barad Dur, Sauron is they guy who lives on top of it
UndeadFangtooth yeah i was like, eait is that fucking barad dur???
😂
What's even more crazy Jellyfish are immortal and glow.
Not immortal.
They can only be killed.
Very similar tho.
581k subs and only 5 likes? This one will probably blow up.
Removes a jellyfish from the sea. *moral kombat voice* FAaaaaa-TAaaa-Lity!
Verrückter Leon it was posted 4 days ago on a video from 7 months ago
They're stupid as fuk though always washed up on beach dying. So not really
Joe is so open minded and wears his emotions on his sleeve which is great
And he looks like he smells good
He's not afraid of looking stupid. He just likes to learn.
Joel Roggnan: "whoaaa!! damn! holy shit! wow! look at that thing! how does it DO that?! what the hell?!"
Editor: *never cuts to Jamie's computer*
Audience: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
Ritch Joey Rogaine*
Jamie is the editor though.
Joel Roanoke
Joe Rogan*
Roadhouse Joan Roman
Joe “ It’s 100 feet. Wait how big is it” Rogan
“Am i making that up?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny asf
Bruce Jenner no a bit longer than that 1m is 3.33 feet, so roughly 40ft
Bruce Jenner no dude I was agreeing with you lol sorry if I made it seem like I was saying 40ft is 100ft
A friend of mine was a helicopter repairman on an Aircraft Carrier in the 70's and told me that a nuclear sub that was in their fleet on an exercise came up from the depths reporting an engagement with a sea creature that left visible suction marks around the hull of the sub that were visible on its deck. The marks were in a 3 pattern triangulated configuration similar to Octopus and each suction cup mark was the size of a 55 gallon barrels diameter. Imagine that and then the size of the tentacles that would have room for that pattern to fit and then the creature they were connected to.
@@hazard3483 You would have to ask him and I haven't seen him for 50 years. Even as a serious skeptic one would not come up with an alternate potential so ludicrous.
There is a story of a German U-boat U-28 that was stranded and got captured off the Irish coast in ww2 by a British navy ship. The men on the U boat were frantic to get on board the Brits ship and to safety and when the Caption of the U boat and many of the crew were interrogated they said the uboat had been attacked by some large squid or octums and it did physically damage the boat leaving them unable to dive and it even ripped off there deck gun and the handrails were all mangled as well.
Suction marks on a metal hull? Maybe they ran into something else cause no way a giant squid would be able to do that
Your friend was exaggerating (as everyone does so who cares ) it was a cookie cutter shark only thing I can’t think of remotely capable of doing that considering there are stories of subs coming up with them still connected
BOLLOCKS
It looks like joe Rogan has no other job than watching TH-cam videos
And we are jobless enough to watch him watch them
It's like little kids watching other little kids play with toys on TH-cam 😂
Would love to see a parody channel
Dude`s busy AF bro
Hahahahahahahaha I wish could be friends with you
This aged well....
6:45 jamie shows Sauron’s tower compared to real life structures
Lmao. How did I miss that. So random.
lmao Jamie was probably just browsing and streamed his screen
Lol to be fair it did look like a giant sea creature comparison, but once he zoomed in and saw saurons tower he was just like OOpS
Lmaooo
Goat
Joe “let’s film ourselves reacting to off screen monitors” Rogan
And whatever we don't don't use the term life forms.
There's something called copyrights, cant show everything or his shit will get pulled
Because it's his show lol, and they are seeing it. We can't because of copyright laws. It is what it is
@@georgehenry76 true, that must be why no one listens... Oh wait.
John Smith bro....I was making a joke. Most people can recognize that.
imagine your just a squid chillin in the depths of the ocean, but then you see a floating box and now evolved apes are calling you a massive freak
Google needs a "Joe Rogan search history engine" for everyone to try and see what he was oggling
Yo please though. Never be bored again
oggling
jamoygali oggling
@Private Person
THATS IS A BILLION DOLLAR 💵 IDEA 💡
Rooggle
How to convince a guest to do DMT
Joe *looking at one of the rarest animals on earth, possibly a alien from another planet*
Also Joe: *CaLaMaRi iS gOOd*
"possibly an alien from another planet"
Most definitely not, been watching conspiracy videos huh?
@@TheB0sss it was a joke
Pr0style wow, so intelligent and prestigious, well done
@@TheB0sss dummies are the best when they think they being smart...
Joe “im never getting glasses” Rogan
@@PlzPr3sspl4y stop hating
@@PlzPr3sspl4y i do. Lol
Really beyond a joke at this point. Seriously Joe, get some glasses, your squinting so hard I'm getting a headache.
"there's a buddy of mine who's a giant squid..."
What does your pfp mean
@@Finn.McGuinness does pfp stand for profile picture? Because if it does it's strange when you think about it, no word begins with f... Anyway, it's a mixture between the star of David and the anarchist symbol, it's used mostly by anarchist Jews or Israelis. Personally I think it looks cool. No need to ask you what your pfp is, I'm a big fan of Monsters Inc! Stay safe my friend
“we just don’t have the fossil evidence because they’re all made out of jelly” lol
I mean, he’s right. It’s incredibly rare for a fossil to form. It must be under very precise conditions. And he said how it wasn’t an actual fossil of the cups, but fossilized imprint in soil.
Peter Close man I read that as he said it haha whuhhhhhhh 🧐
Letter One legit me too
People should create a NASA for the ocean
Agreed
Yep. We don’t even know everything about the Oceans on our own planet but we spend trillions to go into space.
Sea Force!
@@dc6288 never came across them TBH . You don't hear much about them at all .cheers though ✌
Sea Quest
6:35 the scientist that made that figure is badass comparing the pyramids, the Eiffel tower, and then Sauron's tower lol.
Raaa - I never realised how big Sauron’s tower was!
Squid:
Joe: This reminds me of my last DMT trip
Joe “such a strange, strange animal” Rogan
Eamon Shields 100 foot tentacles 🦑 rogan
@eamon This shit's getting old.
What even is this joke ? Couldn’t be less funny and it’s literally on every single video. Just something hes said in the video in between his first and last name, stupidest shit ever
Hahahahhaaha
I read this AS he said it... My head's all fucked up.
nobody:
Japansese people: LeT's MaKe PoRn OuT oF iT
This never would've happened if the westerners just let them draw regular uncensored dicks 😂
Rule 34.
Look what you've done 'Merica.
🤪
It’s called “hentai” and it’s art...
nobody:
asian people: i would eat that
Or let's make porn out of it
Squid does taste good
@The Khool Guy yes and yes
Yall niggas racist 😹
Good on em🤣 squid taste good asf they put the world on to weird sea food shit
All I wanted was to see the giant squid 😆
…you mean the er, 100 feet one? 😂
What if this was just some lost kid of some angry Kaiju
That's not a squid, somebody got a video of chthulu man.😱
the aliens we worry about invading from space are actually just evolving in our oceans; patiently waiting for their time.
That’s some sci-fi shit my guy
That’s why we are so eager to colonise Mars.
Jake Riffle are you one of them
Evolution is a scam
Freaky man
"What are you?"
"I'm you on too much DMT"
-Squid to Joe
Bruh has anyone else noticed the Joey Diaz on the tree every intro
Never noticed that 😂
Brooooo
Holy shit wtf how have i never seen that
OH SHITTTTTT
No! I'm going back to look lol good eyes
My brother built a home & retired in Baja Sur, Mexico right on the shore of the Sea of Cortez. I spent a few months there every year. In Santa Rosalia north of Mulege there was a fleet of squid boats. During the Humbolt Squid run many of the local were employed by the fleet as deck hands. Every season at least a couple of guys would fall overboard. The boats didn't even attempt rescue because there was not enough left of the poor flucker after only a minute or two. Once while I was there they did bring in a shoe with the deck hands foot still in it. Humbolt Squid can grow to be the size of a man. When a hundred of these suckers attack at the same time, ya might as well throw yourself into a meat grinder.
Awesome story! Thanks!
The reason squids look like aliens is because Lovecraft feared the ocean. He almost always depicted his aliens after aquatic creatures. Lovecraft was the originator of cosmic horror so he had influenced the genre deeply.
And he was copyrighting from others. Lovecraft is a true fake
@@dennisbakker5262 If it makes you feel better, the man died in obscurity deeply unhappy.
@@dennisbakker5262 thanks for the useless fact
i wonder what his cats name is.
@@uhaaid3563
If it makes you "feel better" that anyone except Hitler, Mao or Stalin "died in obscurity deeply unhappy," seek professional help!
Jamie got caught looking at how big the Sauron’s tower is
AHOLEtv that’s funny as shit. He was zooming past all the squid shit 😂😂
came here to say this lol, so that's what Jamie does at work all day lol
Timestamp?
@@JackieHotGirl you cant just watch the video 😂🤦🏽♂️
@@JackieHotGirl 6:40
I call it "Oil Rig Squid"
The Squid calls it Daddy.
Flying spaghetti monster
New update on Rust
@@smont4335 *swimming spaghetti monster
Forgot the Joe at the front and Rogan at the end to complete the joke lol
My biggest fear is being stuck in the middle of ocean or lake just me floating in the middle of nowhere with no boat or anything.
Even in a raft. Ocean is scary
And havin one of those tentacles wrap round ya neck. 😳
Add a starving great whiteshark to that
@@quintontew2566 I’d prefer the raft but still. The ocean is terrifying. Imagine being stuck in the deep sea in a submarine that lost power.
You have opposable thumbs the best trait on land vs fins the best trait for water. Show them whats better
*How to laugh without emotion*
3:04
lol that was pretty funny man
Haha
This tickled me
Joe was like wtf is that laugh 😂😂
Lmao
Imagine Steve Irwin on his show 💔
Joseph Flowers that would be so epic. But then every show that ever featured our beloved crocodile man was epic.. rip Steve
I miss that dude
@Wandy Wexler Weslon died the way he lived, with animals in his heart rip
3:21 is when we see the creature
yeah, in the tiniest fucking window. garbage.
@@KarstenOkk someones upset
I love how he keeps saying "they're made out of jelly" like I keep imagining this giant kraken made of Smucker's floating about in the ocean depths.
Joe “Everything is Strange to Me” Rogan
Dannooch when you’ve dissociated as many times as Joe, being a person is weird
Everything is strange.
I resonate so much with this
This one actually made me laugh
I love when Joe get in his "when a 16 year gets high for the first time and everything in the world is amazing" bag
Tyson weed
The Shire Crier - underrated comment.
Marine Biologist: Sperm whales will leave their homes and dive down to the depths of the ocean to feed on those
Joe: calamari's good
I was just passed over your comment as he said this...
Bro wtf... So did I wtf
Will leave their homes ? Bro you crack me up lol for real lol
@@seosamhohaodha3040 yes Sperm whales don't live in the deep ...they just hunt and shoot the shit down there
@@josephtaylor-kennedy1420 their home???? in the ocean????? where
Joe: @0:45 "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..."
Squid looking at diver: "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..."
I love that joe and forrest are both learning alot from eachother. Forrest shows you dont have to know everything to be a specialist
Just look at most specialist and realize they are idiots.
Joe needs to do a voice over on animal planet ,
Joe: woahhhh look at that jellyfish
Thanks for the thumbs up everyone haha
😂😂😂
That's crazy brooooo
@jaun tapu haha ill have to watch that thats awesome.
"stretch that bitch out"
Spicoli is real! Duuuuuuuuude!
"is the ocean a richer source of biodiversity than Earth" - Stoned Cold Joe Rogan
I read this as he happened to say all that. You were too easy on him lol
“It’s a 100 feet! It’s huge!”
“Is it that big? Am I making that up?”
🤣😂🤣
The fact checkers would be working overtime on this podcast. 😂
Joe: "Do you know about DMT? I wonder if Squid like DMT. Jaime pull up DMT artwork for me."
Fun fact: The largest giant squid ever found was 43 feet long and weighed nearly a ton, Colossal squids were shorter than giant squids but weighed more. Female giant squids were also longer compared to their male counterpart.
Old sailing ships didn't make any loud engine noises (obviously), I've heard theories that perhaps giant squids DID attack old sailing vessels, mistaking them for whales from below. Wouldn't that be insane!?!?
Maybe that’s where the origin of the kraken came from. One massive squid just being a dick to a bunch of ships.
Not insane.
From my understanding, the truly large squid literally can't survive the surface of the ocean. The pressure is too little. So the only way they can come up is if they are dead or dying.
Bruh that makes perfect sense
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Everybody looks up when looking for aliens.
I'd appreciate your comment !
It almost looks like a big ol' bacteriophage.
It kinda does now that you mention it.
DUDE I LITERALLY SAID I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. THIS IS ITTTTT
You won this comment section lol
They’re on jimmy neutron, and Rick and morty as e. Coli
It does. Freakin' creepy.
Damnit Ozymandias
Joe get Cthulhu on the podcast!
🤣🤣🤣
That's not a squid... that's my Uncle Leo... he's a party animal and when he gets drunk... he shows up everywhere...
you know that... that actually makes sense
I think hes passed out in our garden pond, after our BBQ on Friday..
sont suppose you could come an get him..
he gets all "arms an legs if we go near him.... please
"reality is often more frightening than fiction" - somebody probably at one point
The first 20 seconds or so feels like joe rogan talking to joe rogan.
Joe rogan talking To roe jogan
Tiny alien life forms got attached to space shuttles and were scattered into the ocean when the shuttle came back down. Thus
“THE SQUID”
*X-files theme song plays*
Fuck you you fuck
Up Dod
You’re really very bad at this.
That thing looks like everything Lovecraft feared.
So since they are jelly, imagine there were some A LOT bigger than giant squid and we'll never know cause they don't fossilize.
When your parents ask you why did you fail the test?
*_RUSSIANS I Blame The Russians_*
Thats the democratic playbook
DJSbros just like republicans blamed al qaeda for 9/11
@@TheQC92 Sure, does that somehow change my point?
DJSbros You're like a child if you still think statements like that make any sense. "Derp, those guys mess it al up and then _my guys_ come in and fix it all!" Okay, pal lol.
Your comment is like you standing there using your left arm to explain why your right arm is such a piece of shit. Dude, not only are they basically the same thing, but they're both controlled by the same individual body. You're so hyper focused on small details that your party distracts you with that you're missing the obvious bigger picture. Just pay better attention and stop believing everything you're told to believe just because it feels familiar. Life doesn't work that way.
Lol I bet the Russians are like, “AMERICANS! Blame the Americans” 😂😂😂
America and Russia are like a toxic couple that can’t seem to break up with each other
"I bet that squid has tried DMT, have you tried DMT?"
Congrats. Your unoriginal, unfunny over used DMT comment got 30 likes. Enjoy your status.👍
Teblers these dmt things really get old
Jokes aside, they probably experience a side of consciousness that no psychedelic has emulated yet
It’s comments like this that make people think that joe only talks about DMT. These comments are so annoying.
Please stop this mate.
Nature is strange and fascinating, but if we look at ourselves in third person, I think we are the strange ones. If nature can create us, imagine what else is out there.
Sockpoppet god created us dude
@@cannabis478 that remains to be seen
Slic Clic you must not have studied anatomy and physiology yet
🥵
i think we are the pinnacle of freaky. I think we are the aliens, looking to take over other planets (since we are destroying ours), with our weird spaceships (rockets). We are the aliens. We'll find some fucking planet filled with neanderthals and invade that bitch lol
In medieval days and afterwords, they drew sea monsters based off stories from the sailors. These sea monsters undoubtedly attacked ships and even sank some of them. I could see a giant squid grappling a ship and using its beak to gnaw through wooden planks.
Joe “is there more life in the ocean than on earth” Rogan
yet there is ........ you are dumb asf
@@despicablemonster he’s literally quoting Joe in this video you snoothbrain
@@ConnorLyon lol I took it as in a condescending way what's a snooth brain?
"Go snooth yourself." "What the snooth?!" "Get over here mothersnoother!" "Son of a snooth!"
Despicablemonster, idk what snooth is either, but it's usable lol
Glad to see this guy back, can't wait to listen to whole episode
Nedeljko Bošković he hosts a tv show “extinct or alive”
"So about this legendary cracken"
-Joe Rogan
Gavin Nason kraken bro kraken
"Eyy whats cracken"
- doey jiaz
@@ryanjohnson1265 you know i was debating that with myself and now I couldnt be more disappointed in myself
The worst fact is that every of those squids that humans caught we're not even adults, just some weeks old, so imagine how big an adult is, the longer it is the weirder it looks, we don't even know how they mate so we basically could only believe this mystery will be soon found after some decades considering most of them live 1900m under the water...
Joe “sea creatures might aswell be aliens” Rogan
u need a samurai sword to take out that underwater monstrosity
THEY ARE!! Look at those crazy things. They look right outta science fiction.
Actually octopus and squids don't share the genetics with anyother creatures
@@strikerron2252 so selfish of them
3:21 ... you're welcome
Oh yeah yeah
That looks like my grandma
Plague Bearer LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂
Deuce thumbs down it’s funny
Deuce Deus Vult
So that's why I'm hard.
Then what do your parents (and you) look like?
I watched a nature documentary and apparently all the individual creatures they found re the alien octopus have all so far been what the scentists class as juevenile. So imagine how huge the adult parents will be.
“Yeah, all these creatures washed up on shore after the tsunami.”
“No they didn’t.”
“Oh, it was BS.”
Never mind.
thissss
yeahhhh
It was 100 ft long
Sorry for party rockinnnnnnn
Joe “ do you think squids are just octopi that did dmt” Rogan
Jamie pull up “weird alien squid crab legs oil rig”
this works
Andy Bailey yeah alexa ain’t got no A in physics
He really was just politely asking for his dab rig. XD
Håvard Ramberg lmao nice one
Drake Sorrento LMAO!!
Joe is just like everyone who watches his show this is the exact type of stuff I would ask this guy if I got to hang out with him just to know what an expert thinks if it’s the same thing I think it’s so cool
I like sleeping after being freaked out by the deep blue sea...
So dragons never existed.
Neither did that squid until 10 seconds ago.
Hello this is the FBI.
That squid looks like some kind of exotic chandelier decor.
Hahahaha
“Jamie pull up crazy alien looking squid” classic Joe
How do you do, fellow terrestrial mammals?
Moo.
woof
Bork
Cockadoodledoo
Quite good sir, and you ?
You know the ocean is a crazy place when even the expert has never seen a species of squid.
Its called a magnapinna squid.🦑
And the cells within the skin on a cephalopod is called “chromatophores”
Not really. Just google it.
@Byzantium Chromatophores are not the skin, that’s what makes them change colors is due to that, within the skin.
CChissel obviously, but most common people don’t care. Honestly you have to dumb down info for people to explain easier and not because of stupidity, more that marine biology is unknown to most.
Fair but I think it's just as easy to say color shifting cells rather than call chromatophores skin
Most people know what cells are...
That squid looks like the Nihilanth from Half-Life. Send Gordon Freeman down there immediately.
0:03 "It's an endless source of fascination." I'm on my 65th random JRE clip unrelated to any previous clip, so yeah. I feel the same way.