Swimming 15 feet with no tank so you can go to the bathroom, in pitch darkness, with only a light guiding you to survive, sounds like a panic attack waiting to happen.
My wife is a marine biologist and she works at a aquarium she had a similar experience with a goliath grouper. She was in the big tank cleaning turned around and the Goliath grouper was face-to-face with her. They're pretty much harmless he was just checking her out.
rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon Everything in you’re statement looked great until I read “trying to form a incoherent insult”. I think you meant “an incoherent insult”. While attacking someone’s grammar, you should probably work on yours. 😉 Grammar police
I was fortunate enough, as a younger man, growing up on the east coast of South Florida (Pompano Beach, Fort Lauderdale), to spend quite a bit of time exploring below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. This conversation brought right back the myriad of emotions, and feelings, I experienced while being in that world. The fear of what could be beneath, behind, or ahead of you. The respect for the creatures I was a guest of for the time I spent below surface. The awe, and wonder, at the beautiful, and amazing creatures I was able to encounter. Garrett summed it up perfectly.
Today there are a lot more sharks and Goliath grouper swimming around becausevof all the conservation efforts. Diving in Florida would definitely freak me out a little...
I stopped going in the ocean as a teenager, I felt something touch me looked down and could see what it was that was the last time I went swimming in the ocean
I was laying in bed with my wife at like 1am watching this , and literally was dying laughing at that and woke her up . She was so pissed but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂
He is describing it in such a dramatic way, he was only 60 feet below surface.. and was in a preesure tank. Sat divers go down to around 400-700 feet and live there for 2 weeks, now that impressive.
Dude is an actual hero and crazy thing about that is he's just living his life. I might just be high but it's such an empowering feeling as a human to know someone else did something like that. Garrett Reisman has visited habitats no other creature from one like ours could venture into and come back to tell the tale and it's just him living his life and making choices. I'd be l glad if any of the choices I make lead to even a hundredth of this single feat.
and I am baked as well. I rmbr this interview awhile back but came back to it. Reisman seems cool af if he has a book I'd buy it and I dont read many books.
Yeah, 60 ft didn't sound like much to me either, until I considered that one 6ft-tall man could stand where they were, and 9 other equally-tall guys could stand on his and each others' shoulders, and none of them would be able to breathe
Do you know what size a creature could grow too with enough food & no predators in 60ft deep water? Tf... 60ft isn't DEEP but that is definitely no joke.
I like that a guy like Reisman, whos been to space, whos lived at the bottom of the ocean, who is a highly educated Engineer, Astronaut, Diver, Explorer,... still has to struggle with all the scary movies he's seen when the lights go out.
But you see, (rational) fear is normal. It's part of our survival. You'd be stupid to think you're invincible in your universe where anything can kill you.
As the lights flicker out on the gazebo ahead of you and the facility behind. The guidewire goes slack at both ends. You try to pull yourself along in the dark but the wire just feeds past you, the end of the line slips by your grip and floats into the abyss with your next prehensile grasp pawing at nothing but water...
I was snorkeling in Cozumel and dove down to look into one of many statues placed there to explore, about 12' deep. Being a bright day I couldn't see into the black opening so I snapped a pic on my camera w/ flash. TWO BIG eyes were looking back at me and I lost all my air - it took way too long to surface, my lungs were on fire. It was a very large puffer fish. Luckily, the picture turned out great and everyone understood my horror story after seeing it. Can't imagine being where they were.
Groupers will size you up and go after you. They are more aggressive than sharks for divers because they dont seem to care when you poke them with your spear gun but a shark backs off because they dont like the pain.
@@groundbreaktv6935 Yea it was clear what he was trying to do. Still pretty sure the best way to describe a large version of something is to use the smaller version of it.
bswoot To be fair. Even the smallest type of grouper is still basically a giant bass. Plus I’m sure more people are familiar with bass fish than grouper.
@@grizzlyadams8277 dumbest shit I've read yet. Who actually makes a claim that bass are more well known than grouper. Rofl, think you have something dripping from your chin.
Yeah, probably because Eddie doesn't believe in under water. It's a conspiracy that the government, Illuminati etc have perpetuated to keep the population from something that I can't understand because I'm a brainwashed something or rather.
@TheRealMrMcCoy I just elaborated on the comment to further it's effectiveness, but you've impressed me with your inability to understand common rhetoric.
@@stocktrader1172 Jeez man whats your problem?! Nothing wrong with killswitch engage but they just coverd it. Its first and last a DIO song so don't piss at peoples legs for making that clear.
As a Divemaster for 10+ year (plus a massive Dive resume) Cowboys story is Way more impressive than this. A lot of what he talking about it just Classroom 1 of Open water, just with fancy tech involved. Cowboys story is all Advanced and Accuate. Plus the whole survival aspect (I've also been in those Cozumel Caves).
@@Kube_Dog Yea. Weed has got played out by these hippies claiming weed is the cure for everything and the greatest thing next too water. I smoked for years and it made being bored alright. That's about it.
So a whole 2 weeks on the bottom of the ocean, and not even one mention of SpongeBob, Patrick Squidward or Mr Krabs...Hmmm i'm really starting to doubt this guys credibility.
@@bigoshify Com on you coluld not tell that story with a straight face. Not if you are talking about fish rimming you for your crap. I cant write it without cracking up.
This is quite possibly the greatest clip I’ve ever seen on Joe Rogan. I’m definitely telling the story to my wife when she wakes up! Oh my god that poop story was so hilarious.
Seen a few in person, those things are NO JOKE. Seen one that was nearly 600 pounds and thats nothing. A full grown adult groupers mouth is probably big enough for a baby to stand up inside. Like if you put one belly down and had itd mouth fully open a baby could straight up walk around inside, terrifying stuff. Especially knowing they stay close to the coast
“Deep dementia” isn’t a thing but nitrogen narcosis definitely is. The nitrogen in your blood will literally intoxicate you and make you feel like you’ve had laughing gas. I got heavily narc’d at 100 feet and literally forgot where I was and what I was doing. Complete and utter inability to function to perform life preserving tasks. It was scary for sure. Luckily my dive buddy was there and wasn’t as narc’d as I was.
This is weird but im still sad over the loss of my NCO a week ago. He was diving to see the USS Emmons here at okinawa japan. He loved to scuba. He came up and before he got on the boat thry said it appeared as if he just passed out. They didnt have enough time to react. He already passed off his tank. He sunk so fast they said. He had two weight belts on. Was a master diver as well. We are all so confused about what happened. He was just 30 years old.
dude i'm from kazakstan and winter ice-bathing is a thing there. So one of my dads college mates back in the 80s tried to swim under the ice away from the ice hole, while his buddys were standing there and watching him as a blurry spot thru the ice. He swam some meters in one direction turned around (not all the way 180) and swam back pass the opening. Buddys started screaming and pointing to the opening but all pointless because you aint hearing or seeing shit there. They watched him swim like 15 meters further then start rotating in panic and hitting the ice until he stopped moving. No one entered the water to try and save him bc it would have been the same danger and likely the same fate. I'm low key panicking just retelling this story, can't imagine being there. I guess dudes 15 feet away from the capsule 60 feet under can
except he didn't hold his breath. he said there was a roof for air
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@@Hugh.G.Rekshun no, you're not getting it. The "bathroom" module was in an entirely different area that you had to swim to. Meaning that you had to swim in the open ocean, with no air, and find that area.
I can imagine the barotrauma these people suffer from. I hear the large amount of water pressure would crush someone like a can. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me.
Whats really dangerous is explosive decompression. That can make divers pop like sausages. Happened to some saturation divers where the valves failed in the decompression chamber.
"In the 1950s, two children jumped off a bridge in the Florida Keys but only one came up; the other child was said to have been eaten by a Goliath grouper." -Le Google.
My entire family is from there and Cuba. Over 6 generations. The odds of that happening are like getting hit by a lightning bolt and meteorite at the same time, while buttfucking a leprechaun on the back of a unicorn. It was just their time.
Swimming 15 feet with no tank so you can go to the bathroom, in pitch darkness, with only a light guiding you to survive, sounds like a panic attack waiting to happen.
hold your breath; make a wish; count to three
@@chesterpoindexter7594 then drop a douse
Fuck this, fuck all of that, fuck everything about it.
Hes a braver man then me i could nver fuk that
that start still blows my mind lol. Like what if u went the wrong way or got turned around in the dark lmao i wouldnt shit for like 2 weeks
I hate when Joe Rogan makes his guests wear bald caps.
I heard he makes people kneel for the thumbnail photos
Lmaooooo
It's the only thing that keeps him out of his depression.
I don't know if you thought of this yourself or just stole it from another JR video but it made me laugh a lot. Thanks.
OGMizen most underrated comment in life
50% of all Joe’s guests are one accident away from becoming comic book villains.
Ryan Schmidt hell, there’s a rubber band man. I’m sure they’d settle for underwater man 😩
Glen villeneuve for sure lol
😂😂😂
😆
🤣
My wife is a marine biologist and she works at a aquarium she had a similar experience with a goliath grouper. She was in the big tank cleaning turned around and the Goliath grouper was face-to-face with her. They're pretty much harmless he was just checking her out.
You and him both, eh?
Hide yo wife
I would’ve smacked it a few feet back
@@spookzer16 lmao
Built for big grouper cock.
I once swam in the deep end of the pool without my floaties. Guys like us live on the edge.
Lol, too funny!
I got my socks wet walking through a puddle yesterday. The puddle was almost exactly 60... millimeters deep. Do not try this at home, kids.
I wish I was as brave as you guys. You are the people that deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. The true heroes of America 🇺🇸 👏
@@mc12358 🤣
G code
Jesus Christ that bathroom story was terrifying
I almost shit my self
I couldn't do it man. Count me out.
Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch yeah no chance I’m good on land
@@kmccw Shitting in the woods at night is scary enough.
Timestamp?
This dude's a savage. Just hearing him say he stood two weeks underwater in a powerless submarine made me start feeling claustrophobic
I imagine being an astronaut and the fact he lived up there for 100+ days might have helped.
Well it's the joe Rogan experience 😅
He can do some serious prison time 🤣
What does living in a submarine have to do with being afraid of Santa Claus?
rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon Everything in you’re statement looked great until I read “trying to form a incoherent insult”. I think you meant “an incoherent insult”. While attacking someone’s grammar, you should probably work on yours. 😉 Grammar police
I was fortunate enough, as a younger man, growing up on the east coast of South Florida (Pompano Beach, Fort Lauderdale), to spend quite a bit of time exploring below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. This conversation brought right back the myriad of emotions, and feelings, I experienced while being in that world. The fear of what could be beneath, behind, or ahead of you. The respect for the creatures I was a guest of for the time I spent below surface. The awe, and wonder, at the beautiful, and amazing creatures I was able to encounter. Garrett summed it up perfectly.
Today there are a lot more sharks and Goliath grouper swimming around becausevof all the conservation efforts. Diving in Florida would definitely freak me out a little...
F. That. I would NEVER! I live in Colorado which is as far away from the ocean as it gets and I think I’ll stay right here. F that.
Hey I'm from pompano beach. Small world 😊
@Lea Rockford F you! Go listen to Emperor “in the night side eclipse” it will do you some good.
damn I'm 48 and haven't seen the ocean at all
Imagine being able to nonchalantly answer the question "What's freakier, being at the bottom of the ocean or up in space?"
Pot = nonchalant
and he says the ocean
@@WilsonCo. Except that he said space..
What he said space is more captivating or something like that.
@@TechOutAdam me too
Right? You cant get ganked by a Giant Squid in space
I’m getting anxiety just listening to this. Nopes nopes nope
Nope snope snope
Haha well said
I was clenching my butt cheeks trying to fend off an imaginary fish listening to this shit.
I stopped going in the ocean as a teenager, I felt something touch me looked down and could see what it was that was the last time I went swimming in the ocean
Yeah that's pretty crazy man, but it's not DMT though! 👽🌠🌚
Getting rimmed by an angel fish and then immediately get eaten by a Goliath grouper. What a way to go
when you die your body releases DMT so its worth it
@@kyrem1281 lmaoooo
Ash Tapiwa a common fetish here in Ohio
😆😂
Ash Tapiwa 😂😂
His analysis on describing the scientific process behind what he does is very underrated 😢
Your comment is underrated killer
“One night i was taking a dump...” you already know its gonna be a good story.
hahahahaha. The best part was he prefaced it with "the scariest thing I ever saw was..."
So true....I’ve got a few stories with explosive dumps!
I have sank a few floaters in my lifetime
I liked how he laughed but everyone else in the room was serious asf after he started with that lol
It always starts with a dump
Garrett Reisman: "And I saw like this HUGE eyeball..."
Joe: 👀
I timed it perfectly with this 😂 😂 😂
Joe's face was priceless. Hahaha.
His eyes freaked me out 😂😂😂
I was laying in bed with my wife at like 1am watching this , and literally was dying laughing at that and woke her up . She was so pissed but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂
that was hilarious. 7:07 btw
Who else immediately searched the words "goliath grouper" on google images as soon as Garrett said it?
i did now
update: HOOLY FUUUUU
i just found pics of ur mum lol
just got done doing that
No, but I am going to do that right now.
We need him on again this was such a good podcast! Beginning to end. Wonderful conversationists at work.
To be fair, seeing a hammerhead outside the ISS would raise a lot of questions as well.
Peter Smythe to be fairrrr!!!! Letterkenny
Brett Baker I thought the same damn thing pitter patter
Those damn sharknados
Especially if Darth Vader was on board.
Questions like "is this a Hideo Kojima game"?
You know what’s crazy to me think about how important some these podcasts are gonna be 20 30 years from now
@@dimebagdarrel4874 Respect the name. But you seriously don't think that do you?
@@dimebagdarrel4874 well still be here in 2000 years with people like you saying the end is near
20 30 years from now government might be more strict I bet you alot of these amazing videos will be shut down in the future
I doubt TH-cam will be around
In 30 years most of us adults Will be dead, possibly by cancer or a respiratory related disease like copd or clogged arteries
This sounds so surreal. He's describing it and I still can't imagine living like that. Crazy
He is describing it in such a dramatic way, he was only 60 feet below surface.. and was in a preesure tank. Sat divers go down to around 400-700 feet and live there for 2 weeks, now that impressive.
Because hes lying
@@lyricaljaffacakes2946 Did you say that to your 4 subscribers?
LyricalJaffaCakes lol there’s a short documentary about it on youtube my guy, definitely not lying
Gaming Element you make videos and have about 40, I dont
Dude is an actual hero and crazy thing about that is he's just living his life. I might just be high but it's such an empowering feeling as a human to know someone else did something like that.
Garrett Reisman has visited habitats no other creature from one like ours could venture into and come back to tell the tale and it's just him living his life and making choices. I'd be l glad if any of the choices I make lead to even a hundredth of this single feat.
Yeah this guy telling his stories its amazing. He is an explorer. An example of the human spirit.
and I am baked as well. I rmbr this interview awhile back but came back to it. Reisman seems cool af if he has a book I'd buy it and I dont read many books.
Joe’s fish swallow noise is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever heard
lmfaoooo
I got more disturbed hearing it and reading your comment just right after.
10:20
@applecrates I did the exact same thing 😬
Listen to his bear impression
He felt so disrespected when joe just said “oh” to his 60 feet lol
He prolly shouldn't have said 20,000 millimeters then, haha
He didn't seem disrespected. More like "Hm maybe I should have gone deeper."
Well not too impressive.
Have you tried dmt?
Deep Diving is any dive deeper than 20 meters (60 feet). So technically it is damn deep.. so stop playing like you could do it
Meh not impressed. Sandy the squirrel did it first and even had a tree in her crib and made best friends with a local
And she's been down there for years
For real. Thus guy was only there a couple weeks and mostly stayed to himself. Big deal
she still there
You’re so lame
🤣🤣🤣
Joes face when Garrett explains the giant eye is absolutely priceless hahahahahahaha
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂😂
7:20
And yet he barely reacted to the revelation there are hammerhead sharks in space.
@@TPRM1nigga…it’s space…I don’t care what anyone tells me about what they see in space. I’ll have the same reaction. 😳
"Just hold your breath. You're not going that far." WTF
th-cam.com/video/2gxkT95Ljmw/w-d-xo.html < you can see it in this video. It's not far.
@@KoolMada at what part of the video do you see it?
@@loganbissett1392 I get the involved effort...not the point
@@loganbissett1392 Well you gotta take the shit and swim back. But with training im sure its not that much effort.
@@spaceworm94 It is the white POD @1:04
Joe “Yeah but have you ever done DMT underwater?” Rogan
Alex Hashaga I fucking hollered bro
Alex Hashaga LMAOOOO
That sounds horrific
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahah
”The bottom of the ocean is fake.”
- Eddie Bravo
"The bottom of the ocean is misogynistic." -Zarna Joshi
"Hey baby, you're beachfront property and I'm the tidal wave of love."
-Johnny Bravo
Look into it
It is really fake haha because none knoes the real bottom of the ocean they show the closest one saying this is the bottom
@@ArjanTV get grammarly
Joes face when he describes seeing the eye after dropping a duece at 7:27 is absolutely priceless 😂
JOES FACE WHEN HE SAYS HE SEES THE EYEBALL O.o
New meme. Literally the first thing I thought about
Joes face was my face too lol
Can u imagine an Eyeball staring at u after pissing😱
Right when I saw that I came straight to the comments and this is the 1st thing I see 😂😂😂😂💀 dude really said “🤨👁”
I had the same exact face
I really wanted him to say that Goliath “scared the shit out of him”
The grouper wasnt full so it wanted seconds.
u need help
@@stringerb8618 then help me
Aaaah thats great, I didnt think about that
He already took care of that before seeing it.
longest shot of Joe just staring at his guest.
longest shot of joe staring at himself
ikr lmao
He’s probably thinking that they never went to space they probably just went into the ocean
Nope, search up Joe’s interview with Cowboy Cerrone and his story where he almost died in an underwater cave; held Joe’s attention for 30 mins.
He'll dream about Angel fish ha, ha, ha.
Living on a great lake you as a child and adult you develop TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR MOTHER NATURE.
10:20 Joe showing his inner voice actor, that's legit impressive
Mate this killed me , was looking for this comment
Joe's really good at vocal sound effects. His bear growl is uncanny.
Captain Jack Aubrey of the Royal Navy he also does a great car engine revving up
Come on he made a noise with his mouth, he didn't invent the lightbulb ffs.
Lol I went to scroll up to check it and my vid was at like 10:18. shit was funny. I was expecting words
"how deep were you?"
"about 20,000.... millimeters"
"what?"
"thats like 60 feet"
sounds like a beetlejuice scene
@@danielread3643 Cuppa feet
He was playing off of the “20,000 leagues under the sea” tittle.
Yeah, 60 ft didn't sound like much to me either, until I considered that one 6ft-tall man could stand where they were, and 9 other equally-tall guys could stand on his and each others' shoulders, and none of them would be able to breathe
Do you know what size a creature could grow too with enough food & no predators in 60ft deep water? Tf... 60ft isn't DEEP but that is definitely no joke.
I like that a guy like Reisman, whos been to space, whos lived at the bottom of the ocean, who is a highly educated Engineer, Astronaut, Diver, Explorer,... still has to struggle with all the scary movies he's seen when the lights go out.
Well said!!!
"especially the angel fish"
I was thinking the same thing😅😅
I went surfing in great white territory. You make diamonds with your behind every shadow you see XD
But you see, (rational) fear is normal. It's part of our survival.
You'd be stupid to think you're invincible in your universe where anything can kill you.
Me: "Man, living underwater for two weeks. I bet he's got some great stories."
Garrett: "So, one night I was taking a dump...."
I will never, ever, complain about taking a dump in a port-a-potty again.
I'd have to be drunk just to shit in one. I hate spiders.
eh, port-a-potty's aren't so bad
Bogdan P Seems to me that you are using the comments section to get some shit off your chest.
This guys is far braver than I will ever be. No chance I could do that.
"20,000 millimeters under the sea" gave me a good laugh.
Lol why?
@@honeybadgerwyrd it’s probably a reference to the book 20,000 leagues under the sea
@@honeybadgerwyrd because no one says that
@@Profile.4 yeah, no. Person above you is right
@@mikeg6285 lol I don't give a fuck what you think, bozo.
8:00 “Scared the living hell out of me.” Then laughs. This guy is built different.
7:16
Can we talk about that shot-reverse-shot editing going on?
G: ... and I saw this huge eyeball, like ...
J: 0_o
G: ... about the size ...
J: 0_o
As to rewind to that scene. Spot on lol. Spot on.
Most underrated comment ever😂
This guy knows his vocabulary
Lmaooo I loved that part 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause so that I could laugh for a solid minute
Joe “those things could literally eat a person” Rogan
😂 Not the words to say to someone gonna go back to living around em.
Bro I read this started to laugh then joe “ those things could literally eat a person” rogan said “those things could literally eat a person”
I scrolled across this as he said it lol
imagine you get halfway to the gazebo and the lights go out on both.
JarJarWookie nightmare fuel
It'll be a butt feeding fest.
As the lights flicker out on the gazebo ahead of you and the facility behind. The guidewire goes slack at both ends.
You try to pull yourself along in the dark but the wire just feeds past you, the end of the line slips by your grip and floats into the abyss with your next prehensile grasp pawing at nothing but water...
@@Quantum3691 you win
I was snorkeling in Cozumel and dove down to look into one of many statues placed there to explore, about 12' deep.
Being a bright day I couldn't see into the black opening so I snapped a pic on my camera w/ flash.
TWO BIG eyes were looking back at me and I lost all my air - it took way too long to surface, my lungs were on fire.
It was a very large puffer fish. Luckily, the picture turned out great and everyone understood my horror story after seeing it.
Can't imagine being where they were.
Omg I wish you were able to drop the pic here!
Jesus just post that pic already
yeah well if he had the pic he would have posted it already
PLEASE upload and share the picture!!
POST THE FUCKING PICTURE MAN
“I saw this big eyeball, like a saucer, just staring at me, not blinking at me.”
Joe’s face: 7:21 😂
💀💀💀💀
NES 83’ 😂😂😂
He really said 🤨
Joe be like "da fuq"!
😹😹😹😹
He never asked him "why" they were doing the 2-week bottom stay on the ocean floor.
Jeffrey Bue exactly and he downplayed 60ft at the start 😂
John O’Rourke I mean I felt the same way. The title is “bottom of the ocean”, not “underwater”. Bottom of the ocean IS miles and miles deep.
Yeah if you’re very experienced, you can swim up 60 ft
bekoz science
I think it is training astronauts for being in space.
He did not wanna talk about groupers eating people at all 😂
I was thinking the same thing 😂 he clearly tried to just shrug it off as goofy the first time then joe just kept bringing it up.
@@ILootStandingStill lmao exactly
Adam C pretty sure he knew that groupers don’t eat people lol, he speculated on a lot of stuff he didn’t have all the facts on.
Groupers will size you up and go after you. They are more aggressive than sharks for divers because they dont seem to care when you poke them with your spear gun but a shark backs off because they dont like the pain.
@@xThePsychoNautx Ah yes, grouper, the honey badger of the sea.
Dude been @ the bottom of the ocean and all the way in space. This dude is a legend !!!
"It's like a giant bass"
I think it's more like a giant... grouper
bswoot bahaha😂😂
Hahaha, true. I think he was just making it clear to his audience, but this is still hilarious!
@@groundbreaktv6935 Yea it was clear what he was trying to do. Still pretty sure the best way to describe a large version of something is to use the smaller version of it.
bswoot To be fair. Even the smallest type of grouper is still basically a giant bass. Plus I’m sure more people are familiar with bass fish than grouper.
@@grizzlyadams8277 dumbest shit I've read yet.
Who actually makes a claim that bass are more well known than grouper. Rofl, think you have something dripping from your chin.
that literally sounds more dangerous than going into outerspace
Until the space fish come to eat you out.
@@genesisfox5412 lol
F the darkness and brutal pressures of the deep sea, man. Space is chill compared to that save the lack of air and hazardous radiation.
it definitely isn't
@@the_hanged_clown is this confirmation? So you've been to both and know?
I think Eddie Bravo would burst into flames if he ever talked to Garrett...
Yeah, probably because Eddie doesn't believe in under water. It's a conspiracy that the government, Illuminati etc have perpetuated to keep the population from something that I can't understand because I'm a brainwashed something or rather.
Goliath grouper or ... aliens ? look into it
TheRealMrMcCoy explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it, but it dies
Nicholas Cash
Usually something has to be dead before you wanna go cutting it open, right?
@TheRealMrMcCoy I just elaborated on the comment to further it's effectiveness, but you've impressed me with your inability to understand common rhetoric.
fish getting excited to accompany you whenever you take a dump sounds pretty cool to me, its like they recognize you as part of their habitat.
Yeah yeah
Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea.
Reading this
What’s becoming of me
Silver Spoon Exactly, this dude...
Instantly read this in his voice lol
Bayley Dole Man how you gonna diss James Dio like that? Killswitch is great, but that’s a cover my guy.
@@stocktrader1172 Jeez man whats your problem?! Nothing wrong with killswitch engage but they just coverd it. Its first and last a DIO song so don't piss at peoples legs for making that clear.
Joe seems offended by his guest outshining his baldness
Edit: Now that I know my comment will probably be seen,
*GET FLATBUSH ZOMBIES ON THIS PODCAST*
\m/
Nice one Diamond lol
The shinier the head the more power you carry I learned this at 18 *cries*
Joe opaque Rogan
RIP Dime
"Those things could *literally* eat a person.."
*nervous Garrett* - "yeah....uhh...uhh...stammering"
He didn’t wanna say that would never happen
Joe "bass are like Goliath groupers" rogan
Maybe ill-tempered mutant goliath groupers could kill a person... Especially if they have friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads.
2 years later. #2 approves. @@pistonburner6448
Who’s watching this after the submersible is gone missing?
Cowboy Cerrone is watching this like "I haven't tried that yet"
Ricardo Masvidal or choke on some of his biggest fights wait.....nvm
Man the cave diving story is so good
As a Divemaster for 10+ year (plus a massive Dive resume) Cowboys story is Way more impressive than this. A lot of what he talking about it just Classroom 1 of Open water, just with fancy tech involved. Cowboys story is all Advanced and Accuate. Plus the whole survival aspect (I've also been in those Cozumel Caves).
Joe's body is screaming for weed...
The Shitstorm Starter 🤣
No plants! Meat only
Joe "only sober during October" Rogan
Guests that aren't potheads are so much more interesting.
@@Kube_Dog Yea. Weed has got played out by these hippies claiming weed is the cure for everything and the greatest thing next too water. I smoked for years and it made being bored alright. That's about it.
Joe “oh only 60ft under the ocean?” Rogan
@Jim Harol under the ocean, not under the oceans surface. Big diff
Joe ‘what’s more freaky, standing on the bottom of the ocean or doing DMT in space’ Rogan.
@@nuntana2 Doing DMT in space got to be the most dope thing i can imagine someone doing ever
I mean doing dmt in the ocean would be fucking wild too
@@rogergauthier2769 couple of puffs and you would think you are the goliath grouper shitting and some humans come bitting your butt
Joe Rogan's ability to imitate animal sounds is unparalleled 10:19
Was just thinking this too. Along with his bear and dog imitation lol
@@finbarneilan8915 And gorilla and bison! Don't forget them!!
Lol so True! I was looking for a comment related to it 😂
Joe's face around 7:20 lmao
LOL
Best part of the video 😂🤣😂🤣
Yooooo😆👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿now THAT just made my day lol!!!!!
👀
Lol, hilarious!
"one night I was takin a dump"
"true story"
Had me on the edge of my seat. 😆
10:20 Joes impression of a grouper is fkn spectacular
This man's stories are incredible.
Fish: those are rookie numbers
I thought his guest was going to say GIANT SQUID!!!
Same but I don't think he'd be here to tell about that lol
Same
That’s what I was thinking, I probably would have passed out.
Same
Not deep enough probably
7:23 Joe's face is classic you can see the fear in his eyes
I'm terrified of the ocean so hearing that someone loved down there for 2 weeks is a real horror story for me lol
So a whole 2 weeks on the bottom of the ocean, and not even one mention of SpongeBob, Patrick Squidward or Mr Krabs...Hmmm i'm really starting to doubt this guys credibility.
Something Strange 😂 we got a damn phony
@@NaChOmAn1128 LOL
They live deeper ok thank you.
@@ghdzmuzic Oh ok Hahahahah
@@NaChOmAn1128 hey everybody. This guy's a phony.
The look on Joe's face (7:21) was priceless!!!!
I lost my shit when i seen his face hahahaha
whaaaa
I’m glad you pointed that out and I went back to look at it! 🤣
I was freakin' out a bit 'cause i thought his eye is gonna pop out...
Right when the camera switched to his face I died😂😂😂
One night I was taking a dump...it’s a true story.
I love when the guests think they are comical and Joe doesn't even make a noise while they laugh at their own funny..
@@bigoshify Com on you coluld not tell that story with a straight face. Not if you are talking about fish rimming you for your crap. I cant write it without cracking up.
Richard Calalang that made me crack up
I literally thought that was the scariest thing 😂
I saw this comment exactly when he said it lol
I'm glad there are people who can do this because I'm not one of them.
10:19 how tf die Joe make that sound?
it was good
10:21
DMT
someone needs to make a compilation of him making animals impersonations haha
His face when the dude mentions the eyeball tho lol..
I'm literally crying lol he said the angel fish is the worst ones.
lol. devils...
Yeah bc its feedin time.
This is the backstory of a supervillain.
Ballconei 2 😂😂😂
DooFINShmerts 😂
He is henchmen No. 2 to wield Elon musks flamethrower against all Double o agents, but secretly scheming his own devious plans...
Voice makes it real
6:18 my reaction exactly.
Also 7:21
This is quite possibly the greatest clip I’ve ever seen on Joe Rogan. I’m definitely telling the story to my wife when she wakes up! Oh my god that poop story was so hilarious.
Probably the most epic one I've heard.
I think the one with the guy talking about his schizophrenic cousin was awesome
I haven’t had that good of a laugh for quite some time. Great stuff.
You kinda sound like a simp bro... I'm worried about your relationship with your wife
Everyone searching “Goliath groupers”
Red 21 I was having trust issues
Seen a few in person, those things are NO JOKE. Seen one that was nearly 600 pounds and thats nothing. A full grown adult groupers mouth is probably big enough for a baby to stand up inside. Like if you put one belly down and had itd mouth fully open a baby could straight up walk around inside, terrifying stuff. Especially knowing they stay close to the coast
Red 21 I don’t gotta cus I live in key west and have seen them first hand
i want too but i can't i have an aquatic animal phobia and will panic
Des ჻ 。 lol. Weakling
I was not expecting a story about dropping a deuce at the ocean floor to sound so much worse than dealing with a zero-G lavatory. Ugh.
This is why Jre is and always will be the GOAT , can literally learn about anything from so many different people and perspectives.
Joe “I wonder if they eat people” Rogan
Joe "hundreds of pounds" Rogan
Joe "Asking stupid questions to awesome guests, every time" Rogan
“Deep dementia” isn’t a thing but nitrogen narcosis definitely is. The nitrogen in your blood will literally intoxicate you and make you feel like you’ve had laughing gas. I got heavily narc’d at 100 feet and literally forgot where I was and what I was doing. Complete and utter inability to function to perform life preserving tasks. It was scary for sure. Luckily my dive buddy was there and wasn’t as narc’d as I was.
Actually it is a thing. Its called HPNSD High Pressure Nervous System Disorder. It can cause some fucked up things. It happens really deep.
John D I was reading your comment that said deep dementia when he said deep dementia and now I think I have it.
@@MikeB-rb7nk you're fucked man
I forgot i had alzheimer's
This is weird but im still sad over the loss of my NCO a week ago. He was diving to see the USS Emmons here at okinawa japan. He loved to scuba. He came up and before he got on the boat thry said it appeared as if he just passed out. They didnt have enough time to react. He already passed off his tank. He sunk so fast they said. He had two weight belts on. Was a master diver as well. We are all so confused about what happened. He was just 30 years old.
The scariest part was when he said he just hold his breath while taking a shit 15 feet away from Air, 60 feet under the water.
Imagine a current starts sweeping you away from the bathroom and you start running out of air.
dude i'm from kazakstan and winter ice-bathing is a thing there. So one of my dads college mates back in the 80s tried to swim under the ice away from the ice hole, while his buddys were standing there and watching him as a blurry spot thru the ice. He swam some meters in one direction turned around (not all the way 180) and swam back pass the opening. Buddys started screaming and pointing to the opening but all pointless because you aint hearing or seeing shit there. They watched him swim like 15 meters further then start rotating in panic and hitting the ice until he stopped moving. No one entered the water to try and save him bc it would have been the same danger and likely the same fate. I'm low key panicking just retelling this story, can't imagine being there. I guess dudes 15 feet away from the capsule 60 feet under can
except he didn't hold his breath. he said there was a roof for air
@@Hugh.G.Rekshun no, you're not getting it.
The "bathroom" module was in an entirely different area that you had to swim to. Meaning that you had to swim in the open ocean, with no air, and find that area.
@ correct, but you said he had held his breath while shitting lol
I can imagine the barotrauma these people suffer from. I hear the large amount of water pressure would crush someone like a can. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me.
Whats really dangerous is explosive decompression. That can make divers pop like sausages. Happened to some saturation divers where the valves failed in the decompression chamber.
7:16 you're welcome 😂😂😂 Joe's face had me deceased. 💀
The quick cutting camera angle too
"right in front of me..... these huge eye balls"**
I think that look is scarier than the eyeball itself haha
That got me fucking crying laughing. Joe is at the edge of his seat at this moment
Thanks for the heads up....high light reel face by joe
7:01 what would happen if Dr phill shaved mustache.
@whateveryoufeellikemanmac Miller is the goat
@@SnapsZGaming is that the one who's dead?
@@Dockhead he overdosed yeah, his music is really good
_SnapsZ yeah I love Dr. Phil’s music.
@@JordanTheMann classic🤣
"The worst are the angelfish..." lost it right there!!! 😂😂😂
7:20 “this huge eyeball” Joes eyes 👀
😂😂
I love how this man braved the deep-sea wild, but is still courteous and bleeps out his own swearwords
"In the 1950s, two children jumped off a bridge in the Florida Keys but only one came up; the other child was said to have been eaten by a Goliath grouper." -Le Google.
My entire family is from there and Cuba. Over 6 generations. The odds of that happening are like getting hit by a lightning bolt and meteorite at the same time, while buttfucking a leprechaun on the back of a unicorn. It was just their time.
@@jayp13 🤣
@@jayp13 how legit are these odds ? 😂
@@jayp13 so
Yer saying its doable?
So your saying there's a chance
This guy is so cool.. incredible communicator and hilarious
Joe's impression of a giant grouper swallowing someone was pretty on point
Sounds like a truly incredible experience. Seeing the fascinating realm of the ocean from within
This is why I watch joes podcast. He has the most interesting guests. Always something to catch your attention.
Garrett: ‘and I saw this huge eyeball’
Joe Rogan: 🤨
I've listened to this story 10 time's already and it never gets old
Joe “you didn’t happen to have any DMT or any other psychedelics with you?” Rogan
Joe: Ever done DMT in the sea?
I damn near suffocated from laughter at joes face at 7:21
I would definitely rather be an Aquanaut than an Astronaut because it's so cool.
Joe “I wish my head was as shiny as his” Rogan.