Simoleon Horror Story: Cult

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  • People To Kill
    ------------------------
    Wally Wheat
    Chuck Shnozwell
    Fru Fru
    B̶i̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶M̶a̶d̶i̶s̶o̶n̶
    Garrett Thompson
    Jeremy Elbertson
    D56taFo98 Gr88787Bghfa
    Johnny Zest
    Editor:
    Holy Mackerel The Third
    / @holymackerelthethird2478
    Main Channel
    / jerma985
    Twitch Stream:
    / jerma985

ความคิดเห็น • 241

  • @clayhamric4428
    @clayhamric4428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    >Adam has found a gun
    >School for Adam starts in an hour
    NO

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      All the other kids...

    • @gizmohollow
      @gizmohollow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      I love how Jerma puts two and two together and decides that is definitely NOT happening on his stream

    • @Miltenization
      @Miltenization 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *Y E S*

    • @vicvegas3527
      @vicvegas3527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That suicide was 100% preventative. Good thing Jerma caught that before anything went horribly wrong.

    • @ikaikaikaika2419
      @ikaikaikaika2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      It's only ethical to kill Adam Sandler

  • @AjaxJP
    @AjaxJP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    "Adam Sandler acquired the gaming skill"
    Oh no, it's Pixels

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    >recently deceased roommate texts from beyond the grave to wish you well at your new job
    >"Ok."

  • @astrobstrd
    @astrobstrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Jerma sending an Adam Sandler sim to kill his neighbor, then shortly after panning back to his own Sim household where all the rest of his Sims are in bed, synchronously crying beats any video game creepypasta I've ever read

    • @MuseOfTheMoose
      @MuseOfTheMoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      For real, nothing else compares lmfao

    • @frozone2366
      @frozone2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I’m pretty sure he sent sandler to the neighbor to kill himself, but he accidentally killed the neighbor. Still funny as fuck tho.

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@frozone2366 somehow that makes it even more like a creepy pasta

    • @edn2674
      @edn2674 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@frozone2366 Are you the real Frozone???

    • @frozone2366
      @frozone2366 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@edn2674 yes i am! Its me frozen

  • @twibz4629
    @twibz4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    In every universe johnny zest is tortured

    • @MetalMercutio
      @MetalMercutio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stuck in the loop

    • @owenwalters5505
      @owenwalters5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nerd3 is the only one where Johnny has a good ending

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Johnny Zest: How many more times must I DIE?

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owenwalters5505 Jesus...

  • @gumisharks5127
    @gumisharks5127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    From beyond the grave, Adam Sandler is still being supportive of Jermas new streaming career.
    What a swell guy.

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Crying in someone else's closet isn't even the scariest thing JermaSim has done.

  • @MuseOfTheMoose
    @MuseOfTheMoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    *NEW MESSAGE FROM: Adam Sandler!*
    "Jeremy, it wasn't your fault. You have to let me go."

  • @Hol-Horse
    @Hol-Horse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Chuck Shnozwell looks like he could be an actual cartoon character.

    • @Gallant_Silver
      @Gallant_Silver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He looks like Valhallen from The Justice Friends.

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love his entire character. Jerma should really replay modded Sims 4

  • @astarothhentaiguy3554
    @astarothhentaiguy3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    the rebot where adam sandler is in highschool, kills the anti-christ, and then kills himself an hour before school behind some rocks. 7/10.

  • @SdoggaMan
    @SdoggaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    They cry themselves to sleep and then get up to play games. They're basically just me then?

  • @abbyh.7912
    @abbyh.7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    10:12 - How Adam Sandler murdered a man simply by looking at him and moving his arms around

    • @garybusey9941
      @garybusey9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was a threat to his acting career.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe his dancing was just that bad

  • @Joe-dy7bb
    @Joe-dy7bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    I'm glad jerma has safe outlet for his violent tendencies.

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not safe for the Sims tho

    • @Eli-ux3wr
      @Eli-ux3wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For now, but someday it may not be enough.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      His next big stream plan won't be another circus. It'll be a live-action Sim's game with real people. They'll be controlled via an electric collar that'll shock them if they don't do exactly what he tells them to do.

    • @gabrielpinhal8325
      @gabrielpinhal8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Profile__1 that's actually pretty close to what he's planning wow

    • @fizzrpg9961
      @fizzrpg9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabrielpinhal8325 what’s he planning?

  • @NefariousElasticity
    @NefariousElasticity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    3:48 the entire world needs to know nearly two years after this was uploaded that I nearly choked on a bite of pizza and died during this part.

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine dying this way. That’s your legacy

    • @beejkenny
      @beejkenny 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that part is hysterical, so freakin funny

  • @suntzu7280
    @suntzu7280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I can't believe Adam Sandler is dead
    Again

    • @ninjapistol14
      @ninjapistol14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was going to school in an hour and he had a gun on him

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Praise be

  • @bluesnail5042
    @bluesnail5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I feel like Jerma controlling the lives of any person is like watching what a sociopath does with buttons to electrocute or spare someone.

  • @randomsimpson
    @randomsimpson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Adam Sandler's dance moves were so smooth, Johnny's brain hemorrhaged from pure amazement.

  • @decliche1286
    @decliche1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Poor Johny Zest, being tortured by Jeremy and by Joel.

  • @redundant6972
    @redundant6972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Adam Sandler sends a text from his Iphone 6 from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!

    • @legos10I0
      @legos10I0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ok

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I TEXTED ADAM SANDLER AT 3 AM PRANK GONE WRONG

  • @elgavgav
    @elgavgav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Why are they all doing sit-ups?!" - Jerma985 2014
    "Why do they all want to use the computer?!" -2ndJerma 2018

  • @SunTzuSaidFight
    @SunTzuSaidFight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    on this episode, jerma kills adam sandler to prevent a school shooting

  • @amazydaisy
    @amazydaisy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    the scene where johnny zest just... pops into being dead. it's so fucking funny

  • @MagnificentBirb
    @MagnificentBirb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Is this the guy who stops a school shooter ON STREAM!?

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The nations hero 🫡

  • @nobodyimportant4778
    @nobodyimportant4778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Everyone is alive again!
    *everyone groans as if they rather not be

  • @BoneSkull94
    @BoneSkull94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:08 Adam Sandlers dance was so horrible. Johnny Zest decided to kill himelf

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn’t even kill himself he just put down his plate and dropped dead 😭

  • @Vijver
    @Vijver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    can't wait for the third part of this where death sings karaoke while everyone's mourning

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is underated

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Intro video: 🎶SOMEBODY KILL ME, PLEASE!🎶
    Auto-generated captions: [Applause]

  • @paintedpig3021
    @paintedpig3021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    A visualization of jerma's inner demons fighting amongst themselves until one is victorious

    • @yityat7965
      @yityat7965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      which was the big Lebowski!

  • @Dover939
    @Dover939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Adam Sandler has found a gun.
    Adam Sandler starts school in an hour.
    ♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run♪

    • @notyourdaughter666
      @notyourdaughter666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dover OUTRUN MY GUN

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Sandler in this really just feels like an average depressed teenager.

  • @jacksonpercy8044
    @jacksonpercy8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That perfectly timed sub alert at 3:11 absolutely killed me

  • @MelancholicHiraeth
    @MelancholicHiraeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Local neighbor dies to ADAM SANDLER'S SICK DANCE MOVES

  • @SWDShelp
    @SWDShelp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    STREAMER KILLS ADAM SANDLER, AGAIN!

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is this the guy that killed Adam Sandler on Stream?

    • @halowaffle25
      @halowaffle25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't worry, Adam Sandler gets his revenge in the next part >:)

  • @nyanbinary4031
    @nyanbinary4031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Everybody's alive again! Jerma IMMEDIATELY get naked 😂

  • @d.7379
    @d.7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Local streamer fuses with Adam Sandler and goes on a Simicidal Rampage

  • @josephmurphy7503
    @josephmurphy7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is the best thing Adam Sandler has done in years, well, this and Click©

  • @Ryanska_u
    @Ryanska_u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Is this the guy who killed adam sandler two times *ON STREAM* ?

  • @BIOHAZARDXXXX
    @BIOHAZARDXXXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "That's a killable offense"

  • @3005desu
    @3005desu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can't wait to see bread man and glue man fighting at the next jerma rumble.

    • @mobius273
      @mobius273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *wally wheat

  • @ColonelCactus89
    @ColonelCactus89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The best way this could've ended would be a Marvel style "ADAM SANDLER will return"

  • @whyborn3056
    @whyborn3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jerma’s Sims streams are like Higurashi. A bunch of shit happens then everything resets.

  • @NarhiFaunlha
    @NarhiFaunlha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Her Jerma! I recently found your channel from a Game Guru video and from there I found all of your JermaRumble videos.
    I watched them all, shamelessly.
    Your channel is amazing and I'm so glad I found it.

    • @yityat7965
      @yityat7965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey me too but criken brought me here instead.

  • @detectivemikehunt
    @detectivemikehunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Adam Sandler completely uncanny

  • @mack7207
    @mack7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:11 the dance of death..

  • @SuperLordGaming
    @SuperLordGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Make sure you add GrillMasterxBBQ to that kill list.

  • @elgavgav
    @elgavgav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Johnny Zest sure is popular among streamers

  • @darkyangel09
    @darkyangel09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how he puts name list to kill in the description

  • @KnucklesR2
    @KnucklesR2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Adam Sandler transcends death itself -> Gets arrested
    Best wedding ever with a murderer.
    Those things...shoul've never happened.
    We need that video~

  • @nobodyimportant4778
    @nobodyimportant4778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why the fuck is johnny zest a universal constant?

  • @deshis
    @deshis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    OK

  • @sushiroll3002
    @sushiroll3002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You're eating old chicken!" *Mouses over turkey*

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Local streamer thinks he’s becoming a Twitch partner, accidentally joins NXIVM

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:41 for some reason hearing Jerma say this caught me so off guard I choked on my drink and couldn’t breathe

  • @dimentio9833
    @dimentio9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cant believe Simoleon Horror Story and Meme House had a crossover episode

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Adam Sandler needed to learn the gaming skill so that he could film "Pixels".

  • @DirtyyJerz
    @DirtyyJerz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the idea of someone joining a cult and going "wait this isn't a gamer house" is so goddamn funny

  • @antond12312
    @antond12312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I fucking loved this stream so much.

  • @NicoOak
    @NicoOak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love that youtube promotes American horror story on this video

  • @SdoggaMan
    @SdoggaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Half the time, I didn't even know why he was laughing, but he was laughing, and so I was laughing too...

  • @fuku7676
    @fuku7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Wow

  • @rolanddeer6212
    @rolanddeer6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy Killmore was the former title

    • @yvngxcvnt
      @yvngxcvnt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Killy Madison

  • @Joe-dy7bb
    @Joe-dy7bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I cant wait until he posts the red wedding. Spoiler, Gavin murders jerma's fiance and gets arrested.

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:38 Jerma does the Monster Rancher Tim Allen Grunt

  • @driftercarbon
    @driftercarbon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've been shot. Better set down this food before falling over dead. Don't want someone to have to clean up a mess." - Adam's first victim.

  • @TheSaint7751
    @TheSaint7751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Billy Madison 2 the dark days

  • @sully5673
    @sully5673 ปีที่แล้ว

    Adam Sandler inviting himself over to a man’s home, chatting with him, and standing up and dancing as the man’s face randomly explodes had me gasping for air

  • @-Ski1-
    @-Ski1- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Renegade? Paragon? What, is this mass effect? It’s almost like they have the same- oh.

  • @MachiriReviews
    @MachiriReviews ปีที่แล้ว

    The incident at Johnny Zest’s house is exactly the kind of thing that would play out in an analog horror.

  • @kashmoney6344
    @kashmoney6344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you're not even hungry, you're eating old chicken" - my brain @ me at 2 AM

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't wait for Simoleon Horror Story: Asylum to come out.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MACKEREL CHANGED THE TITLE

  • @crazymonkeymw2
    @crazymonkeymw2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know if I actually watched this video or I just had the craziest fever dream.

  • @vivianmacbluff5285
    @vivianmacbluff5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey look, everyone's alive again!~" Sim: Ohhh..... T-T Me: Sure as hell doesn't sound like they want to be.

  • @kyovalye5942
    @kyovalye5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Within the first minute somebody's already insta-naked.
    *grabs popcorn*

  • @loredore5386
    @loredore5386 ปีที่แล้ว

    the sims 4 provides a realistic simulation of life 7:00
    "why are they just waking up and going to play on the computer? go to bed" "what are you Doing! you're not even hungry, you're eating OLD chicken. 2am"

  • @FallenSnakashi
    @FallenSnakashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone weeps for Adam Sandler under the blankets and got up at the same time wanted a distraction. Everyone goes for the computer. Did I get up too fast? The hell happened?!

  • @astolfoisnotgay66
    @astolfoisnotgay66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on landing that sweet job i think this is going to be good for you

  • @Flahffudyfv
    @Flahffudyfv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Open a jerma video, sees naked guy within 50 seconds

  • @N4orEditor
    @N4orEditor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jerma, i love you.

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:08 Adam Sandler roleplays as Jerry Seinfeld and asks for Newman.

  • @xX_Thaddeus_Xx
    @xX_Thaddeus_Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Look at this! Pro gamer house!" [UUUUOOOOWAAAH]

  • @cammfoxboy
    @cammfoxboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Adam Sandler With a Gun, new movie 2019

  • @martingarricks6209
    @martingarricks6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Looks Like The Cast To An Oingo Boingo Music Video XD

  • @overburnedtoast
    @overburnedtoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:36 *he did it*

  • @Filbator
    @Filbator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The neighbors probably saw all these freaks moving in and were like "there goes the neighborhood..."

  • @doctorh.m.l4727
    @doctorh.m.l4727 ปีที่แล้ว

    Peapole from Joel's stream are infortrateing jerimeys and are going to give Johnny hell.

  • @xtzyshuadog
    @xtzyshuadog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:58 is horror

  • @ANLATCHNOON
    @ANLATCHNOON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Slipping Up With The Simoleon’s

  • @the-real-big-vic7359
    @the-real-big-vic7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I waited so long for you to come back then I checked the second channel and you’ve been doing vids all this time

  • @freXampl
    @freXampl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:50
    What a magic trick that was.

  • @fortniteblackmanta1098
    @fortniteblackmanta1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’d never thought about if I would feel sad if my favorite streamer sent a happy Adam Sandler sim to go kill himself away from his friends and family, but now I know the answer.

  • @ThanenJ
    @ThanenJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:47
    "Mike's an ass".

  • @constructionskeleton8030
    @constructionskeleton8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adam Sandler had to aquire the gaming skill to be in Pixels

  • @JM-ir6xq
    @JM-ir6xq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't believe he killed Santa AGAIN.
    Just because he was exiled out of the factories on the north pole

  • @kashmoney6344
    @kashmoney6344 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i feel like a bad person for wheezing at the 13rw reference

  • @Ryanska_u
    @Ryanska_u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:42 Twitch strike incoming

  • @xtzyshuadog
    @xtzyshuadog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:30 *did you know that Cult=COLT?*

  • @GamerUntouch
    @GamerUntouch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy mackeral, i give you permission to call the next video "The Bread Wedding"

  • @DEADN8
    @DEADN8 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:14 looked like a drug deal

  • @DunkChasby
    @DunkChasby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NEXT TIME, ON SIMOLEON HORROR STORY: RED WEDDING

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pro Gamer Jeremy Ebbertson commits assault and attempted murder over failed debate over gaming strategy.

  • @DaRunnyEgg
    @DaRunnyEgg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This whole stream pretty much gave me a stroke.